Session Start: Sat Feb 13 13:34:59 2010 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:34] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:34] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets will be live on February 13, 2010 from 2pm CST, 8pm UTC. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for information on live shows and more.' [13:34] * Set by debdrup!debdrup@nerdheaven.ws on Sat Feb 13 10:34:17 [13:35] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:35] NPs in da haus! [13:35] I'm so ghetto [13:35] May nothing break for you too, rudeboy! [13:35] rudeboy: *Deusche-ghetto [13:35] thanks zd [13:36] stop blessing the hardware [13:36] hah! [13:36] Is "blessing" a euphemism? ;-) [13:36] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [13:36] wow the penguin bars jokes have gotten so bad they're funny [13:36] * Makron has joined #nonprophets [13:36] Why do penguins cary fish in their beaks? [13:37] no idea [13:37] I daily bless the porcelain bowl in my own manner so .... ew! [13:37] Because they haven't got any pockets [13:37] or thumbs. [13:37] * Trybanpherto has joined #nonprophets [13:37] * zeroday facepalms [13:37] Why does Jim Carrey fish in his beak? [13:37] Quick notes - my dynamic IP has changed...if you're re-streaming, you can still connect through nonprophets.gotdns.org ... it should be live now. The new IP is 66.90.151.105 [13:37] Thanks, Non-Prophets... [13:37] * rudeboy goes to connect thru itunes [13:38] When I said "it should be live" I meant the dynamic DNS map... the stream is not yet live [13:39] oh [13:39] that explains why it's not working [13:39] ...so why does JC carry fish in his beak? [13:39] Just did a lookup and the A record is the right IP. [13:39] cause hes an idiot [13:39] because he's crazy [13:40] i thought it might have been because he did a hannibal lecter number on a few overweight penguins [13:40] 67.215.65.132 is the ip i got from a lookup [13:40] Fava beans. Chianti. Fsfsfsfsfsss... [13:41] * ChristopherB has joined #nonprophets [13:42] you need lips to do that [13:42] PENGUINS HAZ NO LIPS [13:43] True dat, STD1000050. [13:43] that is one of those open ended jokes without a punch line. supply one of your own [13:43] * sean14916 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:43] * sean14916 has joined #nonprophets [13:43] I got nothing. [13:44] two clasic examples: "Did Bob Hope?" "Did Dinah Shore?" -- these jokes killed vaudeville ... [13:44] Except the Buddhist-hot-dot »Make me one with everything« routine. [13:44] * wetware has joined #nonprophets [13:44] * Liei has joined #nonprophets [13:45] Oh. Did Al Gore and splatter movies? [13:45] *Buddhist-hot-dog [13:45] good. I just like word games .... [13:46] where is my change? [13:46] Any TBBT fans who don't know http://instantbazinga.com/ ? [13:46] "Change only comes from within", eimerian. :D [13:46] change in your pocket [13:47] * sean14916 has quit IRC (sean14916) [13:47] * TalesOfFan has joined #nonprophets [13:47] My thing in my pocket changes depending on stimulus. [13:47] there ya go ... [13:47] The stream doesn't seem to be working [13:47] no water in it yet [13:47] i have seen hitchens tell the buddhist hot dog joke in every single debate and video i found of him on youtube [13:48] My stream's just sitting there in iTunes, saying »Continuous«... [13:48] * Dementedsnake has joined #nonprophets [13:48] they haven't kicked it on yet [13:48] Pretty much yeah, eimerian. It never gets old for me. [13:48] Damnit, 10 minute to start and winamp keeps freezing. [13:48] Hi people/ [13:49] Hello, Dementedsnake! [13:49] put a hot water bottle on winamp -- makes it go again [13:49] Ok, everything should be working now...stream is live. Music soon [13:49] ba-dum *tish* [13:49] *chirp chirp* [13:49] http://instantrimshot.com/ [13:49] Screw it, I'll just use itunes. [13:50] * Kohuke has joined #nonprophets [13:50] aloha [13:50] Konichiwa [13:50] Holy Haleakala, Kohuke! [13:50] hi [13:50] so ... the pen of your aunt is in the volcano, eh? [13:51] Stream up? I'm testing my connection. [13:51] Is that a Bad Astronomy reference, rudeboy? [13:51] stream is hot [13:51] Thanks. [13:51] am i the only one who would like to here some white noise when you connect to a stream? makes it sound more radioish [13:51] That might be good. It would depend on how they did it. [13:51] I have a subtle hum and hiss. [13:52] ZD -- classic old high school foreign language joke more like [13:52] Oh, very obscure. Melikes, rudeboy! [13:52] how many people can get on the other streams [13:52] are they both 30 [13:52] I heard a kind of electronic squeaking, and now silence. [13:53] I don't hear anything [13:53] the squeaking was russel's shoes [13:53] I tried the other streams before, TalesOfFan. Seemed ok, except for the silence. :-/ [13:53] hear beeping [13:53] Oh, I know that sound. That's the sound you hear right before the guy on the "weekly emergency test" starts talking. [13:54] yep emergency broadcast [13:54] Emergency atheist podcast... [13:54] lol [13:54] Has the pope been elected president? [13:55] (joke) [13:55] almost no joke [13:55] * buzzard has joined #nonprophets [13:55] the pope has been elected asshat of the year -- by Harper's Bazarre [13:55] no, Barack has been elected pope [13:55] It's the ANTICHRIST [13:55] ...Anyway, I'll be playing a game until the show starts. [13:55] Is there a range of craters on the moon spelling out "I did it"? [13:56] show starts in 5 mins dude [13:56] Are YOU rapture ready? [13:56] According to the website, no, LykeX. [13:56] I know, and itunes keeps re-buffering the stream. That's getting annoying. [13:57] Don't worry, we can help, just call our hotline and leave your creditcard number [13:57] I will play a game with you Dsnake, I spy with my litle eye something beginning with L. [13:57] Lyke? [13:57] Dementedsnake: same here, is that normal behaviour? [13:57] Nope [13:57] yes? [13:57] No clue STD, I've never used itunes to stream before. [13:57] Laptop! [13:57] * Juju has joined #nonprophets [13:57] this is my first time streaming this show live [13:58] hi, all. [13:58] sup Juju [13:58] It's a nice, Christian day here in Arkansas. [13:58] My second, or third.. don't remember which. [13:58] Starting late...lots of technical problem [13:58] s [13:58] it keeps rebuffing [13:58] Okay, we can wait. [13:59] My iTunes does the rebuffering too. I just hide de iTunes app. [13:59] my itunes dosent existe [13:59] * ville has joined #nonprophets [13:59] * ville has left #nonprophets [13:59] about 15 seconds between each buffer here [14:00] Casey Luskin of the Discovery Institute gave a talk in my area on Thursday. I wasn't able to go, but our Freethought group was in full attendance. [14:00] use VLC if you don't have itunes [14:00] I might have time to fix winamp. Anyone know why winamp would freeze right after starting? Oh, STD, you're awesome I completely forgot about VLC. [14:00] VlC > winamp [14:00] how does hiding the itunes window solve the buffering? [14:01] @juju you have a link to transcript etc ? [14:01] * ville has joined #nonprophets [14:01] Copenhagen interpretation. If you haven't observed it, it's not either buffering or not buffering. [14:01] hearing is an observation [14:01] @LykeX: no. We videotaped it, but I don't have the tapes online yet. [14:01] Not at all, G. But I don't see the annoying iTunes UI. :-P [14:01] Damn, I was hoping for a cheap laugh [14:01] G: Right, but it's like looking at the box, and not the cat inside. ;) [14:02] I hear he talked very fast, so fast you couldn't think about what he was saying, and that he just talked in circles all night. [14:02] I hear "One one" and children. :-) [14:02] it's like hearing the cat still meowing inside [14:02] He said that the ACLU basically wrote the decision and handed it to the judge, and he just used what they said. [14:02] Matt, Denis and children [14:02] Who's Roger? [14:02] * BathTub has joined #nonprophets [14:02] Beauty. I got VLC connect to the stream before the sever filled up. I can listen live today! :) [14:02] A bit choppy [14:02] We hear you. [14:02] strange. I'm not hearing anything. [14:03] And buffering again [14:03] And your ones. [14:03] i dont hear either [14:03] yeah, I don't hear anything. [14:03] sry one handing it [14:03] Someone is playing xbox. [14:03] They got an achievement. [14:03] No, Ben got a WoW achievement [14:04] * Katie_Shea has joined #nonprophets [14:04] * Katie_Shea is now known as blackbelt99 [14:04] MUSIC! [14:04] Hm, so I was right? [14:04] wow has achievements now ?!? [14:04] WoW isn't on xbox. >:\ [14:04] intromusic playing? [14:04] yes [14:04] cant hear a thing [14:04] test of intro music [14:04] me neither [14:04] * Blahface has joined #nonprophets [14:05] congrats, you've been playing for 1000 hours! [14:05] no sound here :\ [14:05] Oh. Warcraft. I thought the WoW he meant was the Call of Duty game. [14:05] * Microbiologychick has quit IRC (Microbiologychick) [14:05] same [14:05] I can't hear anything either, does this mean I'm not connected to the stream. The time is being counted >.< [14:05] i got a "one one one" and then a cut [14:05] * Trybanpherto has left #nonprophets [14:05] * Microbiologychick has joined #nonprophets [14:05] * Trybanpherto has joined #nonprophets [14:05] For the ones with no sound, are you on the direct feed or one of the backups? [14:06] I'm on: http://66.228.123.40:8000/listen.pls [14:06] direct [14:06] Its asked me for a user and pass [14:06] I'm direct, haven't heard anything at all. [14:06] direct [14:06] besides the " 1 1 1" i've got no sound, on direct [14:06] It asked* [14:06] Music! [14:06] Woooo! XD [14:06] no sound [14:06] @Demented banjo style? [14:06] * buzzard1 has joined #nonprophets [14:06] Yeah, can someone setup another stream? [14:06] And it's gone... [14:06] no sound [14:07] direct. only occasionally hearing anything [14:07] Yeah, it was a banjo. [14:07] Share the love [14:07] I hear noise [14:07] Only the second stream link asks for a username and password. This one: http://62.212.74.135:8000/listen.pls [14:07] the first link works, but is silent [14:07] * lifesaver616 has joined #nonprophets [14:07] * Chris has joined #nonprophets [14:07] Yeah [14:07] hey [14:07] * Pombolo has joined #nonprophets [14:07] :/ I hope I start hearing something soon [14:07] Ladies and gentlemen, the joys of amateur radio. [14:07] ya im not hearing anything either [14:08] I am on http://66.228.123.40:8000/listen.pls, getting the usual preshow crackle but no sound a such. [14:08] back to bingo I guess [14:08] * Kohuke has quit IRC (Client exited) [14:08] Bingo? YAY! [14:08] Same here, mond. [14:08] Quick notes - my dynamic IP has changed...if you're re-streaming, you can still connect through nonprophets.gotdns.org ... it should be live now. The new IP is 66.90.151.105 [14:08] wtf [14:08] Did anyone see the article where Acupuncturists are sending envoys to Haiti to help heal people? [14:08] Music and then a loud crackle and then nothing. [14:08] * Kohuke has joined #nonprophets [14:09] * hpsh has quit IRC (hpsh) [14:09] * sean14916 has joined #nonprophets [14:09] No, only saw the one with the scientologists who were going to heal people by laying on hands [14:09] woot working [14:09] Music. [14:09] damn, buffering [14:09] I like this song. [14:09] hey again guys [14:09] music, buffer [14:09] * buzzard has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:10] rebuffering [14:10] glitchy internet it glitchy [14:10] Now I'm not hearing any music [14:10] re-rebuffering [14:10] I hear something [14:10] I have music now [14:10] woot, working [14:10] ok now I hear [14:10] Oh, there it is [14:10] I'm using VLC to record while listening. Not sure why. [14:10] it stopped [14:10] Just lag, I guess [14:10] * Kohuke has quit IRC (Client exited) [14:10] it's working, but starting and stopping. [14:10] "It's so looOOoonely [14:10] * Rensin has quit IRC (Rensin) [14:10] i have nothing [14:10] * hpsh has joined #nonprophets [14:10] duuude!! [14:10] nice valley slang [14:11] got it [14:11] totally fucked up [14:11] its like ... really gnarly [14:11] like totally keeps on rebuffering [14:11] the streaming server cannot accept any more connections at this time [14:11] Guys, whats with the constant buffering? [14:11] And then it buffered :( [14:11] * Freethinker23 has joined #nonprophets [14:11] It's, like, choppy. [14:11] ya we are fucked up [14:11] Alternate stream: http://66.228.123.40:8000/listen.pls [14:11] I've got it now, but I missed Denis's intro :( [14:11] OhmyGAWD [14:11] * Blahface has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]) [14:11] it rebuffers alot [14:11] * ville has quit IRC (ville) [14:12] Thank you so much, Dementedsnake. [14:12] Alternate stream 2: http://62.212.74.135:8000/listen.pls [14:12] thanks dementedsnake [14:12] thanks dementedsnake [14:12] Sweet I hear ;) [14:12] yeah [14:12] Alternate stream works well, bit delayed [14:12] NP [14:12] yay [14:12] yeah I switched to alt 1 working better [14:12] Time to lay down and listen now :) [14:12] Denis saying "like" a lot [14:12] indeed [14:12] halleluja [14:12] got it to work [14:12] I SHIT YOU NOT [14:12] TNMT references [14:12] there's a guy at work that either says "man", "fuck", or "dude" every 3 words [14:13] Nobody calls him Denis. Everyone calls him The Dude. [14:13] dude, im trippin balls [14:13] * wetware666 has joined #nonprophets [14:13] Denis is so yooful [14:13] Cowabunga dudes [14:13] "Like" is, like, a fill in, like, "uh". [14:13] I am the eggman [14:13] the dudes are emerging [14:13] Haha, nice [14:13] * zeroday <- audience [14:13] I am Sparticus [14:13] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU [14:13] He sounded like me [14:13] Dudes, the stream duds. [14:13] they aren't the same person? [14:14] oh my god! yeeees! [14:14] It'll be like the Patty Duke show [14:14] Well, I say like a lot but not dude [14:14] oh noes [14:14] Jen and tracy [14:14] Jen and Tracie, plz! [14:14] yay [14:14] Well, see, they tried to experimentally determine a conclusion for the teleporter mind experiment ... [14:14] \o/ [14:14] WOOT JEN TRACIE [14:14] Is that Matt? He must be sick or something. [14:14] Will there be bubbles? [14:14] i like girls [14:14] You can so tell them a part1 [14:14] yeah voice sounds different [14:14] no sausage [14:14] * wetware666 has quit IRC (wetware666) [14:14] Girls tag team [14:14] lol, Juju - what? [14:14] it's a Matt impersonator [14:14] CATFIGHT! [14:14] Woot! [14:14] JELLO! [14:15] cheers [14:15] SO, there [14:15] theist beware >:) [14:15] * User has joined #nonprophets [14:15] tracy has more inflection in her voice, jen just talks straight and even [14:15] ironic that Jen is the one that "talks straight" [14:15] Tracie is the artist, Jen is the pilot. [14:15] hmm [14:15] true [14:15] hahah [14:15] Jell-O is a must [14:15] * User has quit IRC (User) [14:15] * SeXYfuNKym0nKi3 has joined #nonprophets [14:15] Heh, pun. [14:15] or creamed corn [14:15] i should bake some beans [14:15] * zeroday getting slightly aroused [14:16] eww [14:16] * Dementedsnake is too. [14:16] I'm definitely watching tomorrow's show without pants [14:16] * SubTachyon has quit IRC [14:16] boring announcements are boring [14:16] tmi [14:16] * LykeX is going to write some AETV slash fiction [14:16] agreed [14:16] i watch everything with no pants [14:16] with the tmi [14:16] not with the lack of pants [14:16] and a wowsham? [14:16] Stuff this, I'm switching to another stream [14:16] im typing with no pants right now [14:17] rawr [14:17] and no hands? [14:17] AE needs some fanfiction. [14:17] choke wow [14:17] I managed to hear a few sentences! Yay! [14:17] I'm laying down now and listening :) Later all, glad to hear the show live. [14:17] Rule 34 of the Atheist Experience! [14:17] switch to the Alternate stream [14:17] does anyone else's signal go in and out? [14:17] dont you hate pants!!! [14:17] »There's nobody I don't rather want to see naked, including Ernest Borgnine.« (Penn Jillette) [14:17] can of worms dude [14:17] alt stream working [14:17] yay [14:17] Like, Jen and Tracie meeting after their show, trying to work out their confusing emotions [14:17] no rule 34 of Matt...do not want! [14:17] *cheer* [14:17] rule 34 on rule 34 [14:17] Oh, it's gonna happen [14:17] Has been done. [14:17] http://66.228.123.40:8000/listen.pls <------working alt stream [14:18] AronRa, nice! [14:18] "rule 34 on rule 34" agreed [14:18] rule 34 on rule 34 is like dividing by zero [14:18] no it isnt [14:18] yes it is [14:18] isnt [14:19] thanks mond [14:19] I would criticize, but I'm the one who brought it up. [14:19] it's like multiplying with infinite awesome [14:19] rule 34 on rule 34 = infinite feedback loop of porn [14:19] it is not an infinite feedback loop [14:19] its like eating yourself to escape the universe moments before the end [14:19] Infinite prongress [14:19] because you're not defining rule 34 [14:19] mmmm...infinite loop of porn [14:19] 34? what was that again? calling your opponent nazi? [14:19] it already has a definition [14:19] The alt stream is about 30 seconds behind, but not buffering... [14:19] if it exists there is porn of it [14:19] theres pron of it, no exceptions [14:20] Matt is the poor messenger like PZ. No salary for talks... [14:20] no porn of God, then [14:20] powerpoint charts [14:20] are we still doing boring announcements? [14:20] the concept exists [14:20] oh, yes there is [14:20] there's porn of god [14:20] I've seen Jesus literally fucking christ. Rule 34 holds true. [14:20] god porn? [14:20] rule 34 means no more talking about "x" correct? [14:20] Is there porn of porn watchers? [14:20] no [14:20] jesus is pretty ripped, he should do porn [14:20] rule 34: there is porn of it...no exceptions [14:21] rule 34 = if it exists, then there is porn of it [14:21] hold on, finding link [14:21] oh [14:21] nvm them [14:21] then [14:21] without god good porn is 0 porn [14:21] im breaking rules 1 and 2 and there is nothing you can do to stop me! [14:21] isn't 35 "And if there isn't, someone is making it" [14:21] Yep. [14:21] rule 43 is gender reversal porn? [14:21] »Secular Morality: Vastly Superior.« <- on shirts? [14:22] Wow, the chat log of this show will be great. [14:22] http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/god/1 [14:22] beware! [14:22] is there porn of porn? [14:22] Yep. [14:22] http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034 [14:22] porn of porn sucks [14:22] haven't you heard about the word? [14:22] not like pornm [14:22] see definition 5 [14:22] porn' [14:22] is there porn of a nondescript object? [14:22] Everybody knows that the bird is the word [14:22] geder reversal is rule 63 [14:22] MATT - Saturday, March 20th [14:22] I think there is porn or nothing, so yes. [14:22] bah grease is the word [14:22] b-b-b-b-b-bird bird bird [14:22] "of nothing" [14:23] T-Shirts will be $20, design coming soon [14:23] woot! [14:23] news, yes please [14:23] lol for having my comment repeated on the air [14:23] http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/porn/1 [14:23] he's visiting us [14:23] rule 34 on the pope [14:23]