Session Start: Sat Jan 30 13:26:35 2010 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:26] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:26] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets may be live today at 2pm CST, 8pm UTC - stay tuned to find out. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for information on live shows and more.' [13:26] * Set by debdrup on Sat Jan 30 04:41:45 [13:26] ReligionIsFun: you can klick on any link of http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls -- http://66.228.123.40:8000/listen.pls -- http://62.212.74.135:8000/listen.pls and observe what your browser will make of it. [13:26] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:27] What do you mean broadcast on this page? The link to the show's stream is at the website. you need some media player like Winamp, VLC, Windows Media Player or even a media player plugin in your browser to listen live. [13:27] it doesnt work for windows 7 [13:27] * Non-Prophets sets mode: +o Microbiologychick [13:27] * MOE-GUNZ has joined #nonprophets [13:27] Woot? The show is ON? [13:27] THANK YOU GOD! [13:27] Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it does. [13:27] Stream is live...music playing [13:27] Why wouldn't it? [13:27] asonge: you'll listen to NP while having a meetup? So cool! [13:27] Raborn: Ahaha ahha AHAHAH [13:27] * gammy falls over [13:27] But I'm restarting the song...just for me. AFK [13:28] zeroday: i dunno...laptop speakers are weak and we don't want to blare it out to the whole cafe, i'm sure [13:28] You are mean Matt. [13:28] wooo wooo [13:28] The double M. That's the Mean Matt dawgs. [13:28] ReligionIsFun: you can open windows media player, go to file -> open network and then paste http://66.228.123.40:8000/ [13:28] Awesome track. [13:29] What is this heresy? [13:29] Heresy! [13:29] * Konradius has joined #nonprophets [13:29] No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! [13:30] * asonge wants to be cardinal fang! [13:30] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:30] okay, I'm back.. Whaddid I miss? [13:30] Music! [13:30] I wasn't aware that Ted Haggard's wife's name was Gayle [13:31] It made me laugh on the inside a bit [13:31] Jane's Addiction, is it? [13:31] Sympathy? [13:31] Oh I get it, Yaeger. LOL [13:31] that kind of irony is just killer [13:31] * mond has joined #nonprophets [13:31] Sympathy for the devil? [13:31] The way how Zimmerman rhymed catechism with syllojism -- still an all-time favorite of mine. [13:32] was it intentional, subconscious, or just happy accident? [13:32] haha, i just bought (yes, bought...imagine that) a couple of his albums [13:32] * GG has joined #nonprophets [13:32] yay rolling stones [13:33] I always liked this song. [13:33] I like the drums [13:33] * luppertime has quit IRC (leaving) [13:33] * ChanServ sets mode: +o debdrup [13:33] bomp bomp pop [13:33] :D [13:33] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [13:34] crappity crap [13:34] * debdrup sets mode: +o ChristOnIce [13:34] * zeroday imanine RIchard Feynman on the bongos [13:34] John Paul II was really into beating the crap out of himself [13:34] heh [13:34] * zeroday imagines Richard Feynman on the bongos [13:34] zeroday: Yeah indeed :) [13:34] I have a friend who's some sort of savvy bongo drummer [13:34] He says Feynman sucked, hehe [13:35] ...This song is...interesting. [13:35] Ooh, I didn't miss the show. [13:35] Just today I watched Dawkins' cameo on Doctor Who. Didn'T suck so bad. [13:35] Well, I still might with all the buffering. [13:36] The one where the Earth got stolen? [13:36] bu-bu-b........bufferi....n....ng. [13:36] The one indeed, Dementedsnake. [13:36] no buffering here. iTunes strikes again! [13:36] Stream playing Johnny Cash flawlessly here. [13:36] I think country is my arch enemy. [13:36] yeah, here too [13:36] zeroday: Yeah, I was just kidding [13:36] heh [13:36] Love classic Cash [13:36] Buffering is an interesting thing :). [13:37] Anyone speaking out against Cash can just leave :) [13:37] * asonge just finished writing a streaming audio server :) [13:37] Johnny Cash sure makes good music. [13:37] I have crappy dsl and had no buffering. [13:37] Besides, Supertramp is next....weird mix in the folder this morning [13:37] zeroday -- which Dr Who was that? [13:37] Oh! I love this song. [13:37] I tend to buffer everything, for my line is shizzle. [13:37] * luppertime has joined #nonprophets [13:37] gammy: packet loss? [13:37] mmmmm FiOS [13:37] Dementedsnake: But I meant the science of buffering in computer science. Beautiful in a way. [13:37] Oh, oh. Best. Song. Ever. [13:38] ah, line issues. My somehat cheap friend refused to go past DSL, so he's always complaining about stuttering streaming. [13:38] * hpsh has joined #nonprophets [13:38] rudeboy: "The stolen Earth", 4-12, I think. http://epguides.com/DoctorWho_2005 [13:38] My internet comes from light! [13:38] Quit showing off Yaeger. :P [13:38] Fuck Cash. He epitomizes the manufactured rebel [13:38] Yaeger: i've got 50/50mbit muni fiber to the house...my city is very republican...but oddly progressive [13:38] Yaeger: likely it's just f2n fiber. [13:38] Hm. Okay. That was a two parter if I remember correctly. [13:38] asonge: Weelllll that depends. I have very low uprate but a high downrate with no QOS at the moment. [13:38] "I am the way, the bandwidth, and the light"?? [13:38] You can't get me Shilling, I expect that from you [13:39] Shall have to pull it up on the DVR [13:39] I think Matt just called Shilling a shill. [13:39] Err, that wasn't the word I was looking for. [13:39] asonge: It's ludicrous here in the UK. 50GiB-limit per month, ~2MiB/s downlink, ~26KiB/s uplink. Terrible :> [13:39] gammy: *ouch* [13:39] * TalesOfFan has joined #nonprophets [13:39] Did you guys hear, next week, congress is going to consider national broadband. Or so that's what Livescience.com reported. [13:40] That sounds great [13:40] Dementedsnake: the fcc's gone in a nice direction with obama in general [13:40] What's the word for someone who's sticking to a way of doing something which has become stale and somewhat of a joke? [13:40] cliche? [13:40] Finally watched Angels & Demons last night. Can't remember the last time I was so utterly pissed off about a movie. A monumentally predictable piece of shit that was over-sold at every point. Unbelievable characters a ridiculous plot that was just thrown away as a red herring....and a blight on the record of the nearly-flawless Ewan McGreggor [13:40] * asonge has no accent aigu [13:40] No. [13:40] asonge: It's crazy - all my hardware is in Sweden, so I pretty much do everything by proxy via those machines. First months I overdid the limit - had to pay extra charges per 1GiB [13:40] chewing gum? [13:40] a dinosaur? [13:40] asonge: The internet is a funny thing ;) [13:40] gammy: i've got no limits [13:40] é, è, ê ? [13:40] gammy: not really. :p [13:40] Who is you isp gammy? [13:41] It's a matter of perspective I suppose. :> [13:41] Non-Prophets: pretty much how I feel about anything Dan Brown makes. [13:41] * zeroday rocks his head [13:41] by nearly flawless, you are referring to phantom menace i presume? [13:41] * ReligionIsFun has quit IRC (ReligionIsFun) [13:41] I had angels and Demons rented on Netflix, but never actually watched it. Was it at least entertaining? [13:41] mond: bbb in Sweden, zen in the UK. [13:41] You've been thunderstruck! [13:41] Highway to Hell, ACDC [13:42] huh, yeah. [13:42] gammy: last month i did 2.5TB in upload alone [13:42] * ReligionIsFun has joined #nonprophets [13:42] 'Tis been a while since I listened to ACDC, it seems - couldn't even recognize Highway to Hell. [13:42] "Take, download: this is my packet, which is transmitted for you: this do in remembrance of me." 1 Verizonthians 11:24 [13:42] zen have a pretty good rep, but I am with virgin. [13:42] It was pretty and some of it was decently acted, but I was irritated from the beginning on - and I didn't read the book. My roommate had actually read the book and couldn't stand to watch it [13:42] * eimerian has joined #nonprophets [13:42] Ah. [13:42] I don't intend to watch the movie as I hated the book. [13:42] asonge: I hear you :). So yeah - especially from being used to, as you are, no limits and high speed, it's a completely different thing.. [13:42] * ChristOnIce has quit IRC (Client exited) [13:43] I might burnt into flame with how much hate I'll have for the movie. [13:43] Matt: If you saw/read The Davinci Code you saw/read Angels and Demons [13:43] Since we're discussing movies, anyone here see "Sherlock HOlmes" -- the new one with Robert Downey? [13:43] The Davinci Code stinks just as much. [13:43] Nope, but I intend to. [13:43] * Danish has joined #nonprophets [13:43] Dan Brown can go hump a dead seedling. [13:43] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [13:43] asonge: I even have an "internet drive" which I bring to work to cache some internets for home use :> [13:43] hahaha [13:43] The thing is though, he wrote 3 books that were pretty much the same damn book. [13:43] asonge: It's like the 90's all over again ;) [13:43] I read and saw Da Vinci code...neither was the steaming pile of disappointment that this movie was [13:43] (Which would make him a dendro-pedo-necro-philiac) [13:43] Frankly, I really liked it. More action thatn usual in a "Holmes" movie, but fun all the same [13:44] * Microbiologychick sets mode: +o ChristOnIce [13:44] anyone see Book of Eli? [13:44] rudeboy: Better than in TNG? ;) [13:44] I liked Holmes, yeah. [13:44] I don't know if I want to see Book of Eli. [13:44] I was under the impression that it was a new series, not a new movie. [13:44] TNG? [13:44] I'm in the same boat on that book [13:44] I won't pay to see Eli...that much I'm sure of. [13:45] movie* :P [13:45] Holmes was crap, and it will unfortunately tie up Ritchie so he can't make something watchable [13:45] rudeboy: I'm guessing this has been mentioned to you before, but I can't see your name and not think of a Jamaican. [13:45] rudeboy: Er. Star Trek - The Next Generation :). [13:45] I heard it was pro-Christianity and anti-Christian [13:45] rudeboy: I'll take it as a "no" :) [13:45] LOL [13:45] No, no, no. TNG doesn't qualify here. [13:46] Jamaican? huh. Pass the spliff please. [13:46] http://www.paolomarzola.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tng129.jpg Oh yes. :D [13:46] Yaeger: i find that position in general is how people want to hide from christians but want to believe in god (not necessarily practice belief) [13:46] * eimerian has quit IRC (eimerian) [13:46] Bahaha. Awesome. [13:46] patrick stewart ftmfw [13:46] Your god, this is like themed elevator music. Listening to music you normally wouldn't listen to while waiting on something you want to hurry up and happen. [13:46] Whose god? [13:47] elevator music is supposed to elevate you. [13:47] Someone's. [13:47] Blasted dwarves [13:47] * Raborn grumbles. [13:47] Grr, rude. Grrrrrrr. [13:47] heh heh heh heh heh [13:47] hahahahaha [13:47] I would want to see more of the His Dark Materials series made into movies [13:47] is this the monty python version? [13:47] What the? What is this now? [13:47] Matt: 5 dollars if you wear a bead and carry an axe onto the show tommorrow. [13:48] sounds like it [13:48] *beard [13:48] but eh....the ending of Golden Compass movie wasn't as good as the book [13:48] Why is Matt punishing us with german music? [13:48] * Dementedsnake laughs [13:48] eh? [13:48] Because we've not had enough faith in Matt [13:48] Wear a bed and carry an axe? [13:48] what is this song [13:48] *beard [13:48] Dammit Matt, first Haiti and then this? Why? WHY?! [13:48] I'm missing something there too, Matt [13:48] i prefer the words to this hymn from the meaning of life [13:48] I this is German music, then I'm a mormon. [13:48] This is "Love your enemies" William S. Burroughs [13:49] No, it's buffering because people are connecting. [13:49] * IceGuest_75 has joined #nonprophets [13:49] the previous one, i'm behind obviously [13:49] love anemone? [13:49] squirt out. Oh my. [13:49] * ZONE has joined #nonprophets [13:49] ...Oooooze... [13:49] no buffering here, cause iTunes and broadband rules [13:49] * IceGuest_75 is now known as Old_Roland [13:50] Reminds me of "Jesus inside me". [13:50] I will agree that broadband rules [13:50] rudeboy: Surely iTunes buffers a metric assload? :) [13:50] LOL [13:50] haha [13:50] this is great. [13:50] I'm mildly frightened now. [13:50] a metric assload ... could you quantify that please? [13:50] you want to be frigtened? [13:50] Well, if we do it's going to take soem time [13:50] Look up "little markie" [13:50] And we'll need some coffee [13:50] rudeboy: 1.48 times an imperial assload [13:50] A fuckton of coffee [13:50] hmm [13:50] LOL [13:50] as in "apple sucks a metric assload" [13:50] Apple sucks a newton [13:51] I'm learning about new international measures today ... [13:51] We were supposed to have a guest today, but she didn't reply in time [13:51] i only use standard assloads [13:51] Aww [13:51] Aw. We can be your guest. [13:51] * Freethinker23 has joined #nonprophets [13:51] All of us. [13:51] I lost an assload earlier .. sure we're talkin the same thing here? [13:51] she? [13:51] it's not as accurate, but it's what i was taught [13:51] A Newtonian assload is standard [13:51] who is playing right now?? [13:51] Is it Microbiologychick, Non-Prophets? [13:51] * Dementedsnake laughs evily [13:51] As a note to the regulars, I exchanged e-mails with Dennett the other day...he's a little drained after the Darwin year and is currently avoiding interviews and such, so he can't be on any time soon [13:51] anne coulter? [13:51] ick! [13:52] Tim Tebow's mother? [13:52] No, Beth (Microbiologychick) will be on when she finishes reading this book we're going to report on. [13:52] who is playing right now?? [13:52] what band [13:52] Great to hear, Matt. [13:52] Matt is there any proxy on AronRa? [13:52] It's "I don't have enough Faith to be an Atheist." [13:52] * LoneMateria has joined #nonprophets [13:52] Assloads - surely a unit according to the International System of Units! [13:52] Sarah Trachtenburg is working on a book about atheist experiences and was going to call in and visit [13:52] sounds like jane's addiction to me [13:52] helo_ This is Jane's Addiction, Three Days [13:52] gammy: A Newton*Assload [13:52] thanks [13:52] And it's about 3 days long.... [13:52] Or, NA [13:53] i love this lo-fi sound [13:53] its my style [13:53] this indie lo fi [13:53] (kg*m*assload)/s^2 [13:53] Raborn: Haha [13:53] lo-fi: the 8 track of the internet [13:53] Excellent. :) [13:53] Funny. [13:53] nah daniel johnston was the father of lo fi [13:53] So...no guests and no Kathleen (though she's expected to return next time) [13:53] Just me, Denis and Russell [13:54] I have an angry cat I can put on Skype. That count? [13:54] (And neither of them are here yet, but they're on the way) [13:54] is an assload a measure of mass or volume? [13:54] Great - it's been ages. [13:54] Well, then just interview each other [13:54] Yeah, okay. [13:54] An assload is a measure of Energy [13:54] I figured out why the stream was buffering. [13:54] Why? [13:54] its weight [13:54] Great that we're defining The assload. We can update wikipedia :D [13:54] He had the "buffer" button checked [13:54] I'd have Shilling Skype in, but he made that crack about Cash [13:54] QoS was set to 128/64Kbps [13:54] lol [13:54] * Dementedsnake face palms [13:54] >_< [13:55] Given that feces is whatever the body didn't process, wouldn't an assload be a measure of entropy? [13:55] Well at least you fixed it [13:55] no [13:55] Corn is entropy? [13:55] I dunno who the fuck thought of enabling QoS on this firmware at that level. [13:55] Sounds like a T-shirt [13:55] debdrup: i've found setting QoS slows down my router's processor too much and overall performance on * goes down [13:55] i just downloaded skype [13:55] my friend made me [13:55] Non-Prophets: everything is entropy. [13:55] No no, an assload is how much work you need to do [13:55] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [13:55] NJ!! [13:55] asonge: this isn't a lousy ass router, just a lousy-ass new firmware thats got weird configurations. :P [13:55] "I just got an assload of paperwork" [13:55] Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeboy! [13:56] Dude [13:56] debdrup: ah, well...i had to go pfsense on an old machine to get stuff QoS'd right :) [13:56] * empbac has joined #nonprophets [13:56] asonge: that's what I'm using. :) [13:56] QoS always looks like Klingon, to me. [13:56] hey [13:56] Eek, dropped my glass of water. [13:57] I had a Klingon earlier; a little toilet paper got rid of him though [13:57] Ew. [13:57] Music is epic, I don't even like rock lol [13:57] call me dumb, but... how do i get the live stream? [13:57] wtf is it with the show? [13:57] * asonge has a spare 45mbit or so to donate if needed...but has no idea how well-peered it is [13:57] got dihydrogen monoxide all over the place? that sucks [13:57] http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [13:57] I like turds--eh, turtles. [13:57] show starts in 5 minutes [13:57] oh [13:57] or whenever the rest of the gang arrives [13:58] it's a shame how much dihydrogen monoxide gets into our rivers and lake [13:58] Matt test 1 [13:58] i thought i missed it when i heard music playing [13:58] 1 works [13:58] We hear you. [13:58] lol [13:58] A disembodies voice! [13:58] dihydrogen ... love it [13:58] *-ied [13:58] Damn it, it just started snowing again. [13:58] Way to go zeroday [13:58] Micro: Send me somma that [13:58] snowing [13:58] heh [13:58] I am officially sick of winter here in Colo. [13:58] its blistering cold out today [13:58] * ligsy has joined #nonprophets [13:59] I need to find a job where I can go to Australia when it's winter here [13:59] snowing is nothig [13:59] Sunny and mild her ein Hell-A [13:59] *nothing [13:59] neutronjack my friend moved to denver [13:59] Oh yeah, half the country is being snow on right now isn't it? [13:59] -15 C here [13:59] Not so bad here: 41 F [13:59] no snow here, but 8 inches 100 miles to the south [13:59] You poor frozen bastards. [13:59] You know why this is happening right? [13:59] Is it sad I use Wolfram Alpha to check the temperature of my city? [13:59] Saints are goin to tha' Super Bowl. [13:59] Our deal with Saaaaaaatan? [13:59] 19 F here [13:59] The gays [13:59] because someone made a deal with Satan? [13:59] dedrup: I use Wolfram to help me do integration. [13:59] yes debrup [13:59] Me! It was me! [13:59] * omnikinesis has joined #nonprophets [14:00] -15 C = 5 F [14:00] how often is it updated [14:00] Damn it Jack >: ( [14:00] heh heh heh\ [14:00] helo_darqness: I think it's rather cool. [14:00] * omnikinesis has quit IRC (omnikinesis) [14:00] Hey! We didn't do this. We prevent natural disasters, not cause them. [14:00] did you at least get something good in return, Jack? [14:00] I sold my soul to both Satan and God. Just wait until they try to collect! [14:00] * rudeboy is going to get a beer now brb [14:00] What is this music? [14:00] * omnikinesis has joined #nonprophets [14:00] It's win [14:00] This music is crap. [14:00] i think it was -30 C some day [14:00] I got a 400KHz laptop. It seemed like a good deal, at the time. [14:00] Haha, Neutron. [14:00] ( '3') [14:00] Music is only a theory! [14:01] lol [14:01] NeutronJack: Ha - which CPU? [14:01] Well, it'll do IRC at least <:3c [14:01] 286. :-( [14:01] It is exactly freezing here [14:01] http://fukung.net/v/16430/7ec3af378bc68e7d5b54aaf1cc8e82b5.jpg - oh fuck [14:01] NeutronJack: luggable? [14:01] NeutronJack: At 400Khz? [14:01] Damn, I had a 286 a long time ago [14:01] It came with a cart. [14:01] when does the show start? [14:01] debdrup how do u use it to check weather [14:01] It did have a 300KB disk, however! [14:01] I love this one. [14:01] See, -THIS- is music. [14:01] woo! [14:01] * debdrup rocks out. [14:01] Christianity is stupid? [14:02] helo: Type in "What is the temperature in " [14:02] How is this song called again? [14:02] * NeutronJack does the head banging thing. [14:02] ah.. [14:02] helo_darqness: type in name of city, ???, profit [14:02] I think I know now [14:02] I prefer the theory of intelligent sounding to the unproven hypothesis of music. [14:02] Jeeez, NJ? You collecting old vintage equipment? [14:02] NeutronJack: Couldn't have been a 286 at that clock speed :> [14:02] ive never listened to NPR live... SO EXCITING! [14:02] It was MAGIC, gammy. [14:02] This song is awesome [14:02] What is it? [14:02] Communism is good? [14:02] this isn't a repeat of last show? [14:02] LOL [14:02] This song speaks the truth [14:02] haha [14:03] Been funnier if it was Fred Schneider of the B-52s doing the narrative .. [14:03] well, at least communism is BETTER than christianity... i dont know about "good" though... [14:03] Was someone laughing in the background? That was off-putting. [14:03] Communism is good [14:03] * zeroday feeling the effects of brainwashing -- rinse, repeat [14:03] It's 22 F at McMurdo, for Darwin's sake! [14:03] kinda like Dubya [14:03] Any tips on where to get this song? [14:04] That's a summer day at McMurdo [14:04] Christian Nazi Camp [14:04] Record the stream? I don't know. [14:04] get the song from the interwebs [14:04] Yes, use the tubes. [14:04] SubTachyon: google! [14:05] demonoid [14:05] So it's 'Christianity is stupid'? [14:05] * hamax1 has joined #nonprophets [14:05] It's quiet. [14:05] lame [14:05] I give up! [14:05] too quiet [14:05] Whoever has the re-stream information, please post it and regulars still have time to switch and clear out our stream for newbies [14:05] prepping the start [14:05] Zombies! [14:05] Starting as soon as Russell gets here [14:05] sounds of silence [14:05] start without him [14:05] getting my beer on [14:05] just do an impersonation of him until he gets there [14:05] Make him pay for being late [14:06] http://66.228.123.40:8000/listen.pls <-------------- alt stream [14:06] Yeah, do a Russell accent [14:06] Will Shiling ever be back on [14:06] moar tunes! [14:06] Hes quiet most of the time anyway [14:06] joachim: great idea [14:06] ah, wait -- better idea -- everyone chug a six pack and then start the show [14:06] Pretend he's there, but has lost the ability to speak. [14:06] we dont need russel [14:06] You're not playing 4'33", are you? [14:06] rudeboy: I thought you said 'pray' and after reading the sentence correctly, thought it'd be a much more horrible thing to do than just making him pay.. [14:06] heh [14:06] * raynet has joined #nonprophets [14:07] Time to review drinking game rules: [14:07] anomie: and he's playing the Cage piece backwards! [14:07] huzzah, I'm here [14:07] true enough [14:07] 1) Whenever they do a bad foreign accent [14:07] * rudeboy drinks [14:07] 2) I forget, what else? [14:07] * rudeboy drinks anyway [14:07] 2) asshat, obviously [14:07] 3:)Whenever you're thirsty [14:07] * zeroday peels an apple [14:07] ok rudeboy, we get it. you drink beer [14:07] zero: backward masking in satanic silence, no less. [14:07] drink when thirsty [14:07] 2) Asshat, of course! [14:07] * rudeboy drinks again [14:07] twice [14:07] anomie: Wicked, I say. [14:07] My stream just went haywire for a sec. [14:08] Haywaire 2.1? [14:08] never tried that app [14:08] ...no. [14:08] For the danes in here: Every sunday before atheist experience the danish evangelist church broadcasts on ustream.. Nice warmup before ATV :) http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sidste-udkald [14:08] hah [14:08] I'll Dane to listen sometime [14:08] That'll sound fun [14:09] Haha "behöver du hjälp" [14:09] Crazy [14:09] * Wojtecki has joined #nonprophets [14:09] Danish: This is giving me goosebumps [14:09] Damn, Winamp just disconnected me from the main server. Now it's full. [14:09] Previous week they talked about fasting and praying for a week... It seemed to help them get in contact with god.. :) [14:09] anyone like Gov't Mule? I saw them last night...they were pretty good [14:09] for those who give two shits; Rudeboy is drinking one of the best beers to ever grace the shelves of Trader Joes: SImplet Times from Wisconsin [14:09] * Kazim has joined #nonprophets [14:09] show's cancelled [14:09] gammy: You will enjoy it :) [14:09] yay [14:09] Hello BLA BLA [14:09] http://66.228.123.40:8000/listen.pls <------------------- alt stream [14:09] hey [14:09] Blah? [14:09] * Raborn goes to make lunch [14:09] great impression [14:09] Danish: but now they shows on [14:09] damn :D [14:09] blah [14:09]  [14:09] b-b-b-blah [14:10] test [14:10] blah blah blah [14:10] Not too bad. [14:10] You're late, Russ! [14:10] MIDDLE position. [14:10] who's this? [14:10] Hawt. [14:10] finger is in middle position [14:10] ah, getting my atheist fix for the day... feels good [14:10] Oh well, I guess a late stream is better than no stream. [14:10] Index that [14:10] Feels good man [14:10] * Roland has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]) [14:10] Starting [14:10] I heard a girl. [14:10] great [14:10] Crank up the old generator, Matt is starting [14:10] Guest? [14:10] maybe she will have sex with us [14:11] Ignore the voices, remember your pills [14:11] * Roland has joined #nonprophets [14:11] No, is that the guest? [14:11] Encapsulate [14:11] 2Will Shiling ever be back on the show? [14:11] Here we go [14:11] just sitting in [14:11] debdrup: was that Hugh Laurie? [14:11] is this byran steeksma [14:11] It's Lynnea/EE Atheist [14:11] awesome song [14:11] None of the guests could make it...but Lynnea has graced us with her presence and may occasionally chime in [14:11] Yes, joachim . [14:12] * Stronger_Now has joined #nonprophets [14:12] I've got to buy some of his stuff. [14:12] pretty hot [14:12] .... the three stooges .... [14:12] it stopped [14:12] live from texas [14:12] Hello! First time on the non-prophets chat! [14:12] We are all satellites [14:12] Woo! First time listening to the live stream! Fun times. [14:12] welcome SN [14:12] hi Stronger_Now [14:12] Stronger_Now: Hold on ;) [14:12] hi stronger [14:13] joachim: Puh-leeze... http://www.artypop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/heino.jpg [14:13] yaay I'm not late! [14:13] Cool! [14:13] * walkalot has joined #nonprophets [14:13] LOL zeroday [14:13] happy hour? Plural [14:13] lol [14:13] Stronger, the stream is here: http://62.212.74.135:8000/listen.pls [14:13] Scheduling conflicts, ha :) [14:13] * empbac has left #nonprophets [14:13] Dementedsnake, you are [14:13] * empbac has joined #nonprophets [14:14] why can't he just talk normally [14:14] he is [14:14] that is his announcer voice [14:14] as a normal announcer [14:14] idk... he has a radio voice, its fine [14:14] Oh adding it in case he wasn't. [14:14] I listen therefore I am. [14:14] Given that I didn't follow the directions to participate in the chat, I'll assert a false dichotomy and assume none of you could have, either. [14:14] * enxb has joined #nonprophets [14:14] I am therefore I am. Got me an "A' in philosophy [14:15] The announcer voice is his normal voice. The non-announcer voice is an affectation. [14:15] The show is everything. [14:15] I stand corrrected NJ [14:15] * andy has joined #nonprophets [14:15] Tru dat! [14:15] Little known fact: Denis is actually female. He's just pretending to me male to avoid getting hit on all the time [14:15] whoa, nice cough [14:15] * NeutronJack pets the Chihuahua. [14:15] Awesome. [14:16] "Drop the chalupa" [14:16] probably misspelled that [14:16] asshat! [14:16] * rudeboy chugc [14:16] cheers [14:16] DRINK [14:16] * andy is now known as A-Astrologist [14:17] that was a terrible professor Farnsworth impersonation lol [14:17] tookem 30 minutes to figure out that the murderer committed murder? [14:17] Huh [14:17] * NeutronJack drinks! [14:17] Buffering sucks. [14:17] well, his defense was that he was a sincere murderer and so shouldn't be punished too harshly [14:17] A-astrologist? What does that mean? [14:17] without buffering it would be much worse [14:17] Damn, the alternate stream is slow. :( [14:17] buffering rocks :) [14:18] joachim: yes, yes it is. [14:18] I don't believe in Astrology [14:18] he admits the crime.... [14:18] I was on a jury like that. The result was obvious in ten minutes, but we had to make extra-double sure, because it was important. We took about 45 minutes. [14:18] Err, abortion. [14:18] alt stream is fine, here [14:18] * Anariel has joined #nonprophets [14:18] Because God won't do it, so he had to [14:18] I believe in Astrologists though [14:18] Gawd kills unborn babies, so there [14:18] i'm on the alt stream...and can provide an alt stream from my alt-stream if needed (meta-meta ftw!) [14:18] We all agree that they exist. [14:18] Nice, Matt. [14:18] No, I mean compared to the main stream, it's a few second behind. [14:18] No, no. I liked it. [14:18] o i c [14:18] They have silly cards [14:19] I vote for going further. [14:19] lol [14:19] I believe in Thesits but I am still Athiest [14:19] More abortion jokes. [14:19] * Dementedsnake laughs. [14:19] http://atheistexperience.blogspot.com/2010/01/guilty-asshat.html [14:19] Coat hangers = awesome [14:19] *theists [14:19] My dad was watching a movie today that all pro-life people should watch, it has a flesh eating baby [14:19] A-Astrologist: can't we just ignore them and they'll go away? [14:19] NO MORE WIRE COATHANGERS EVER! [14:19] As soon as the unborn baby transforms into a born baby, fudgangelicals lose any interest in it. [14:19] Freethinker23: only criminals will have wire coathangers? [14:20] yep [14:20] Let's try to convince christians that they should leave their coats on the floor as a gesture of faith [14:20] Until the baby is a child, then the priest take notice. [14:20] lol [14:20] But only the boys [14:20] we should outlaw the Bible...then all the Christians will be breaking the law [14:20] XD [14:20] If you believe that fetuses are people, then what Roeder did was justified. [14:21] No it wasn't. [14:21] doesn't follow [14:21] Not even then, ReligionIsFun. [14:21] how is killing a serial killer not justified [14:21] I didn't mail them about it. [14:21] If fetuses are people, then what he did was vigilantism and still illegal [14:21] * Anariel has quit IRC (Anariel) [14:21] yes but justified [14:21] So ha, Denis - everyone didn't mail you about it. [14:21] Due process, ReligionIsFun. [14:21] Even if you believed that, murder is not justified. [14:21] Well, I guess justified, but still wrong. [14:21] because the killing is permitted under the law [14:21] LykeX, illegal but still justified [14:21] exactly [14:21] Maybe. [14:21] wait no [14:22] not wrong [14:22] * bewithit has joined #nonprophets [14:22] A hundred kits to remove from how many hundred-thousand sights? [14:22] You can use a kit more than once [14:22] Wait Russel. The company is not at fault. The government is. Right? [14:22] (I bet) [14:22] Ooo! Kits! How futuristic! [14:22] Look, it's the military. Lowest bidder. [14:22] Right. That's not what I'm going for. I doubt that's even one kit per armory. [14:22] Keep that in mind [14:22] I want all the pins to the all the chirstian accounts before they get raptured. Could you help me with that Neutronjack? [14:23] the company is morally at fault [14:23] i blame bush [14:23] * bewithit has quit IRC (bewithit) [14:23] I blame Washington [14:23] * bewithit has joined #nonprophets [14:23] I blame Wyoming [14:23] Cammo biblegod ! CAn't see him comeing!! [14:23] Blame Canada! Blame Canada! [14:23] Cheney's "home" state [14:23] question: when christians are raptured, is it only their bodies or do they take some objects with them? [14:23] I blame bin Laden. [14:23] the acog's aren't round... [14:23] Can we just go around retroactivitly blaming people we don't like for things they had nothing to do with? Awesome. [14:23] * Vigiles has joined #nonprophets [14:23] I blame Jesus [14:23] If they do, let's hand each christian a lump of radioactive waste [14:23] I made it! [14:24] It was hitler's fault. [14:24] Jesus can have my busted barbeque [14:24] I consider my sperm to be people. This makes my girlfriend a mass murdering people eater [14:24] no, it was San Andreas' fault [14:24] Actually, I blame Moses...he started it [14:24] * dhawk has joined #nonprophets [14:24] LOL [14:24] * Dementedsnake chokes on water and laughs. [14:24] I blame amoebas [14:24] I blame social diseases [14:24] So, they were daisy dots? Or laser sights? [14:24] Praise the lord and pass the holy silencers. [14:24] The Big Bang was a bad idea, too. [14:25] I blame plants. [14:25] :D [14:25] Braise the Lard and pass me the holy silencer [14:25] They were ACOGs. Sort of like a red dot but niftier. [14:25] mmmm, lard [14:25] Technically holy guns to create big bangs. [14:25] Oh okay [14:25] Those things are pretty neat [14:25] Lard, may you make my tummy feel good after eating you [14:25] I saw the scopes, but I would have never noticed the verses if someone had not pointed them out [14:25] Never gota chance to use one [14:25] Anyone who's played Call of Duty knows what an ACOG is. [14:25] those versus were pointed out by evangelicals who *did* know though. [14:25] Maybe they are having a problem with vampires in Iraq. [14:26] they were advertised w/in earshot [14:26] I had a call of duty earlier today. Made out okay [14:26] I thought they were actually on the rifles [14:26] It's a franchise. [14:26] They were on the telscopic sights [14:26] i agree with matt [14:26] Yeah, I know that now [14:26] I don't know that I could ever justify to myself buying a $3k sight [14:26] the caricatures falls in that category as well [14:27] anomie: Your life could depend on you shooting that guy trying to shoot you [14:27] so we're saying the christains cause expensive gun sights [14:27] That's how you justify it [14:27] Olbermann goes over the top on a nightly basis [14:27] that's his job [14:27] I wonder if the streets of new york are full of .45s with life afirming quotes referenced on them. [14:27] not really [14:27] Yes - but that doesn't necessarily mean you need an ACOG. [14:27] that's why he has jimmy legs [14:27] Vigiles: this is why i love death wish with charles branson. [14:27] he took jon stewarts criticism, even rebroadcast the entire thing [14:27] anomie: It's supposed to be good shit. [14:27] heh! [14:27] Vigiles: it's so what gun nuts think the world looks like :) [14:27] * KevinT has joined #nonprophets [14:27] I wonder why no one at the ACOG manufacturer's blew the whistle in the first place. [14:28] You mean St. Bronson [14:28] Damn I have to pee, but can't pause the stream like I can an mp3. :( [14:28] zeroday: it's called a mortgage. [14:28] zeroday: Maybe they were christians? Or didn't care? [14:28] they were GOOD christians [14:28] The problem is that so-call xtians are desp=erately trying to xtianize the US [14:28] Or had bills to pay and didnt want to get fired? [14:28] zeroday: kurv vonnegut "Many evils in the world have been perpetrated on behalf of a mortgage" :) [14:28] Someone spent the time to design and manufacture the extra lettering on the sights. Time is money. Money that came from the government, whioch came from my tax dollars. [14:28] *kurt [14:28] Well yeah, they're kinda supposed to. [14:28] rudeboy: and the middle east. which is a bigger problem [14:28] Discovering the gun sight issue is just one more wake up call [14:28] which* [14:29] Good quote, asonge. [14:29] yes, Joachim [14:29] Stronger: And still the lowest bidder [14:29] So it's still the cheapest [14:29] The rifles were outed! Maybe they think serial numbers fall under don't ask don't tell. [14:29] Couldn't they have just aired last years? It's not like they've done anythine [14:29] carter 2.0 [14:30] anything, rather [14:30] Alexander the Great was gay [14:30] The Democrats are going to look like total asses to the world if they can't get their act together. [14:30] You're gay [14:30] so what? [14:30] Excuse me for nitpicking! [14:30] are you homophobic? [14:30] Good for him. [14:30] its not good for him its not bad for him [14:30] I'm bi, woo! [14:31] * KevinT_ has joined #nonprophets [14:31] Gay Inc.? [14:31] "don't ask don't tell" is so funny. The UK military actively advertise in the gay press. [14:31] yeah, i read that blog post at the friendly atheist [14:31] but it shows that gay people can succeed in the military [14:31] (he was the "escort") [14:31] i think im asexual (no sexual desire) [14:31] who? Mike Jones! [14:31] * KevinT has left #nonprophets [14:31] All good choices. [14:31] mond: what about the straight press? [14:31] No, anytime someone calls anybody anything [14:31] I'll say they're that thing [14:31] He put the men in Amen? [14:31] Also, your face. [14:32] Ask GG [14:32] lol, that too [14:32] huh? [14:32] My wifes boyfriend is mine as well! [14:32] if there really is a gay agenda, letting them loose in the military is a bad idea [14:32] so the policy makes sense [14:32] Hypocrisy is worse than ANYTHING? [14:32] She seems pretty happy! [14:32] But there isn't. [14:32] So.... [14:32] ask me what? [14:33] joachim: "when i was a fundie", i'd say most of them actually believe there is a written agenda circulated among the gays. [14:33] See above [14:33] subtle inclusion? [14:33] But leaving the military in the hands of heterosexual priviledge is SOOO much better. [14:33] * Blahface has joined #nonprophets [14:33] The bible verses on sights were pretty darn subtle. [14:33] Gay + Incorporated ==>> GayCorp? [14:33] is that anything like Kids Incorporated? [14:33] ... and the scinetologists are sending e meteres to Haiti [14:33] I'd really like to know what Gayle Haggard really thinks about her husband. [14:34] What was that news story about our some of our soldiers raping women? [14:34] So i've heard. [14:34] asonge: i guess that would be reasonable for people who believe in the devil [14:34] according to robertson [14:34] I can't see anything that I could answer [14:34] zeroday: i'm betting she's just trying to leverage a standard of living for the kids. [14:34] * Blahface has quit IRC (Blahface) [14:34] ...Solar powered! WHAT THE FUCK!? [14:34] Demented: Might have happened. The military is full of fucked up and stupid people. [14:34] Yeahm asonge. Poor woman. [14:34] Thats old news [14:34] They need to get the gays down there to use their natural disaster shield. [14:34] Solar powered bibles WOO [14:34] ... or the fact that the US refused to allow "Doctors without Borders" to land a plane load of much needed medical supplies and technicians etc. [14:35] There is ONE big airport with one runway. [14:35] zeroday: in that, she's probably going to start believing what she says in order to maintain her sanity [14:35] So now the haitians can sit naked, starving, thirsty, sick and injured in the street and listen to the bible [14:35] what about the clinton, russell? [14:35] The US sent the marines in to take control of the airport and control all traffic in and out [14:35] Hooray [14:35] Let's send them some solar-powered copies of the God Delusion [14:35] was it bill or hillary? [14:35] LykeX: but only on a sunny day [14:35] moonbible. Kickass. [14:35] Don't you love the power of faith? [14:35] LOL [14:35] Lol [14:35] Freethinker23: that's stupid. [14:35] * KevinT_ has left #nonprophets (Ex-Chat) [14:35] We're sailors on the moon! [14:35] I was kidding [14:35] We carry a harpoon! [14:35] I want a solar powered bible [14:36] Freethinker23: don't you know Poe's law? [14:36] :) [14:36] it won't work at night, but that's when the demons come! [14:36] but there aint no whales so we sing tall tales and we sing a whaling tune. [14:36] Damn, Raborn, you beat me to it. [14:36] Twitter? [14:36] Phelps? in the same sentence? [14:36] Until they have a faith powered bible I'm not buying one. [14:36] Everyone's favorite twit! [14:36] I figured someone would sing with me :( [14:36] yay fred phelps [14:36] * The has joined #nonprophets [14:37] You can't have TWitter without Twit. [14:37] I'm waiting for the logical extension of the male twitter to the female version, twatter [14:37] "Twitter" is now "Godder"? [14:37] Nice, rude. Nice. [14:37] My brain is diseased, what can I say [14:37] Isn't twittering God what prayers are? [14:37] Ahahahahaha. [14:38] This is precious. [14:38] The rebellion must be crushed. [14:38] aren't prayers too long for that? [14:38] http://twitter.com/god [14:38] Vigiles: lol, but they tend to go waaay over the 140 character limit [14:38] “Calm down. You don’t just grab a ruler and tell everyone to whip their dicks out. You stuff your crotch and keep your pants on.” [14:38] Not even verified. [14:38] do they think that god should be the first result in any google search [14:38] Sometimes I think that since Christianity is so anti-freedom, then Christians should be prosecuted for treason. [14:38] thank god for fred phelps [14:38] In 140 characters? Far too precious and too much for Phelps' drivel. [14:38] 30 rock! [14:38] If I whipped my dick out, I'd have a scarred dick ... [14:38] ReligionIsFun: if he didn't exist, we'd have to make him up? [14:38] They are crashing God's server. [14:39] idk [14:39] youtube fameeee [14:39] sweet [14:39] AronRa [14:39] wohoo [14:39] woot [14:39] Kinky. [14:39] Cool! [14:39] AronRa is great but he does not understand taxonomy [14:40] Great news! [14:40] No clue you that is. [14:40] He says that apes are monkeys [14:40] "who" [14:40] they are not [14:40] I listened to every non prophets episode on you tube in the last month! I guess that makes me a new long time fan. :) [14:40] get him a classification book [14:40] itunes rather [14:40] hahaha, fled to tennessee [14:40] it does, Vigiles [14:40] Wow. Vigiles, that a lot. [14:40] haha [14:41] who "flees" to Tennessee? [14:41] Damn right. [14:41] "Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss." [14:41] i would be offended by this if i were a christian. [14:41] I thought people fleed FROm there. [14:41] I have a long commute. [14:41] didn't germany ban scientology [14:41] you're going to turn away a chinese christian who would *really* be persecuted [14:41] F* Home School [14:41] I'm glad that my parents didn't home-school me here in Germany. School was much more fun that way. [14:41] but someone from a social democracy being persecuted? [14:41] I hear there is good weed in Tenn> [14:41] * Dementedsnake laughs [14:41] LOL [14:41] German standards. [14:41] Piss-parades? I like it! [14:41] well, that's different [14:42] pass the spliff, please. Oh, tennessee GOld [14:42] Rome Schooling [14:42] In hind-sight, that could so easily be misunderstood [14:42] Boo-hoo. [14:43] i knew a girl who was being home schooled... she was nutso [14:43] It's time to take the elephant by the tail -- and face the situation ... [14:43] f'ing stream [14:44] As a teacher and an athiest (in canada) I find this whole home schooling thing mystifying. [14:44] * ThePain has joined #nonprophets [14:44] It is snowing [14:44] Vigiles: Word. [14:44] Sometimes I envy you Canadians. [14:44] It's snowing here too pain [14:44] This kid should watch more Pat Condell. [14:44] Where in Canada, Vigiles? [14:44] You should. We rock. [14:44] Vigiles: even if someone were qualified to homeschool...you have a huge issue with social exposure to other people [14:44] Ontario near Toronto. [14:44] Vigiles: i know homeschooled kids...they're more socially mal-adjusted to me [14:44] Ah. [14:44] * Hokasha has joined #nonprophets [14:44] *than me [14:45] I can imagine. [14:45] Oh, you can opt-out only after you've been indoctrinated. [14:45] Pat is the man [14:45] How consdierate. [14:45] lol [14:45] I find I have to be really careful about my Atheism in my teaching. [14:45] I have run into a few "home-schooled" kids who are overly arrogant about being "properly" educated compared to everyone, including my own self ... kinda annoying. [14:46] we're taught ABOUT religion, not what to believe [14:46] rudeboy: KILL them! [14:46] I have never met a normal homeschooled child [14:46] Ever [14:46] bad argument russell [14:46] They exist. [14:46] Atheism isn't really something that should come up very often. [14:46] same could apply for science class [14:46] GG: that's called comparative religion [14:46] since religion is a thing that exists in the world, it can be learnt about [14:46] When teaching I mean. [14:46] They are all mentally and socially fucked up [14:46] how violent, gammy. Wouldn't you wanna torture them first? [14:46] I am at least happy that I get to run my Gay/Straight Alliance club in my high school. [14:47] sounds illegal [14:47] At least there's that :) [14:47] It does when they have you teaching books with strong religious themes. [14:47] how far into the show are there? [14:47] *They [14:47] About halfway. [14:47] about 40 minutes [14:47] what was that person's problem? the stream cut out for the whole thing [14:47] Damn :( [14:47] Slept too long [14:48] * Hokasha has quit IRC (Hokasha) [14:48] this is the climax of my day... is that sad? [14:48] It's a good book, but it still is a bit irritating. [14:48] 16 :3542 [14:48] guess we ran out of Hokasha [14:49] Microchick, how are you? (she is here isn't she?) [14:49] Everything is better than the pope. [14:49] Christ is in the floor? I knew he was in hell. [14:49] Irreducibly attaching a flagellum to myself? [14:49] haha [14:49] I'm here and I'm fine. I'm snowed in. [14:49] kinky [14:49] dope is better than the pope [14:49] T. [14:49] M. [14:49] I. [14:49] type her whole name, it'll get her attention faster [14:49] Are there any other atheist web shows I can listen to online? [14:49] Mee too! [14:49] Recordings of them, doesn't have to be live [14:49] Kinky. [14:50] Who knew John Paul II was a masochist? [14:50] I met you at an atheist meeting, if you remember. [14:50] * Danish has quit IRC [14:50] * KillJoy has joined #nonprophets [14:50] hey folks [14:50] Most cases of self abuse go unreported. [14:50] and we thought he was just a sadist [14:50] Evil albino monk. [14:50] I remember, in Asheville. [14:50] "If it caused any harm, the church would not allow it." Yeah, right. [14:50] Ah, the fun continues [14:50] is that beth [14:50] thats not true, it depends on your culture... catholics dont do it in the US, but they do in latin countries and the phillipines [14:50] I'd go for some wetsuits instead of the whip and belt. [14:50] how would it get him closer to christ after a few times? [14:50] they do mock crucifictions, put nails through the hands and all [14:51] christ didn't suffer all that long [14:51] Yeah! I've started going to community college since. How did you take our little group? [14:51] christ was a drag [14:51] we must be pretty redemed, I suffer their crap all the time [14:51] the Cruxifiction was a publicity stunt. [14:51] christ was in drag [14:51] LOL [14:51] * omnikinesis has quit IRC (omnikinesis) [14:51] thats why they crusified him [14:51] Even if Jesus was real, has was a demi-god. He could just turn off pain. [14:51] I wish I could get back to asheville to hang out, but school interferes. [14:51] he was wearing a dirty robe [14:52] the turin cloth was from him wetting his bed [14:52] "Rabbi Yeshua? Brother owes me 15 bucks!" [14:52] i bet peter slipped jesus some painkillers before he went up [14:52] I understand I hav'nt been to very many meetings since the summer [14:52] but he was feeling especially cross that day [14:52] yeah for long emails! [14:52] Have you ever had Cecil Bothwell show up to a meeting? [14:52] not turin, urine ... [14:52] its was a typo [14:52] that makes sense [14:52] scientific fundamentalism :D [14:52] ah [14:53] wtf is that [14:53] the shroud of Urine [14:53] Damn right [14:53] lol [14:53] Matt puts the fun into fundamental [14:53] I need to copywirte that imediately [14:53] mine [14:53] Jesus is to Christianity as _______ is to science. [14:53] called it [14:53] Matt, you should tell him to fuck off. [14:53] Might be better to copyright it. [14:53] okay, your then [14:53] No. WEll, I don't think so. I haven't been to very many bu no one has mentioned him visiting. [14:53] microbes [14:53] empbac: reality? [14:53] Scientific, strident and militant atheist fundamentalists. Me, me, also me. That's me. [14:53] bing! [14:53] Isn't being a fundamentalist in science a good thing? [14:54] stronger: You should have him come speak. I would bring a delegation from ETSU Atheists. [14:54] Vigiles: yes! [14:54] oh brother.... [14:54] The fundamentals of science are questioning and observation. [14:54] I think the preacher knows that he would be outmatched by Matt [14:54] we had Dan Barker up here recently [14:54] a classic stupid argument [14:54] i like him [14:54] I love projection, Just accuse your opponent of doing what you are doing. [14:55] He must have seen the show and found it too convincing. [14:55] No wait, science does have an authority. Reality. Reality dictates everything in science. [14:55] classic projection, indeed [14:55] LMFAO!!! [14:55] I'll suggest it to the group but honestly I'm not the mover and shaker of the asheville area. [14:55] there are Shakers in Ashville? [14:55] Probly [14:55] huh ... [14:55] Of course, you can as well trust in established theories and break the recursion. [14:56] I recursed earlier. Every word I could think of ... [14:56] * NeutronJack drinks! [14:56] * luppertime drinks [14:56] * rudeboy sucks the last few drops [14:56] Skepticism as an infinite regression ignores the fact that you have to eventually apply the knowledge and observe palpable results. [14:56] "ass-hattery" XD [14:56] I observed my palpables earlier, they seem normal to me. [14:57] Damn right it is an incorrect question. [14:57] LMFAO!!! [14:57] what [14:57] I know there is no god, he told me so [14:57] Credulity? [14:57] Stronger: Well, I hope our groups can do something. Matt will be coming up sometime before May. [14:57] Nagle make me niggle [14:57] Assume that EVERYTHING is true, unless you prove it false. WTF? [14:57] Innocence? [14:58] yikes [14:58] he uses BIG words [14:58] BRING HIM TO A MEETING!!! [14:58] I wonder...Do you think the ACA would be willing to release little philosophy classes as episodic podcasts? [14:58] I'd love to pick his brain. [14:58] with a shovel [14:58] MMmm brains. [14:58] heh heh heh [14:59] Matt is my hero. [14:59] NJ, he proabably want you to believe his pet beliefs until proven false. [14:59] hiro is my hero [14:59] Stronger: I plan to take him to Asheville if possible. [14:59] thats why theists would survive the zombie apocolypse [14:59] no brains [14:59] 'bullshit merchants' [14:59] COOL! [14:59] If he didn't want a good answer, why did he ask the question. [14:59] beliefs are innocent? WTF?? [14:59] exactly, it is avoidance [14:59] WHAT? [14:59] say asshat! [14:59] say asshat! [14:59] ASSHAT [15:00] ASSHAT! [15:00] LOL [15:00] * rudeboy runs to the fridge for another beer [15:00] Does asshat in the chat count as a drink? [15:00] i'm on my third 0.5 [15:00] ;) [15:00] Beliefs are innocent until they are implictated in a CRIME. [15:00] Simpler Times Lager .... yummy [15:00] American Beer sucks! (runs and hides) lol [15:01] * plover has joined #nonprophets [15:01] Vigiles: disagree [15:01] this is a microbrew, not some crap like Coors [15:01] * Quashie has joined #nonprophets [15:01] * Quashie has quit IRC (Client exited) [15:01] Yuengling lager here [15:01] American beer does, for the most part, suck. [15:01] Yuengling is pretty tasty [15:01] hm. sounds good [15:01] criminal law just handles the worst of the worst [15:01] is that beth [15:01] Don't think I've had Yuengling [15:01] haha [15:01] helo: no [15:01] Raborn, micro brewed american is pretty darn tasty! [15:01] Refering someone to a source as a first move is an admissions that the person doesnt' actually understand what they are saying [15:01] And gullibility is a virtue. Yeah. [15:01] Stronger: I know [15:01] yuenling is yummy. has a nutty taste [15:01] Damn straight [15:01] Lynnea [15:02] When I say American I mean "Popular corporate beer" [15:02] Sorry I didn't specify [15:02] Ah Beth, that was great. [15:02] * quashie has joined #nonprophets [15:02] No that makes sense. Something that doesn't cause any effect is innocent. But the second someone acts on thier belief that belief is a co-conspirator in their action. [15:02] Lynnea is on the show. I am Beth, and I am in Tennessee. [15:02] St. Ambrose Oatmeal Stout is the best beer in the world [15:02] Ah, the "No True American Beer" fallacy. [15:02] Just say "swill" and I'll know what you're talking about. [15:02] lol [15:02] * Nachito has joined #nonprophets [15:02] Theology: If something is not worth doing, it isn't worth doing well. [15:02] who is lynnea [15:03] Lynnea is Russell's fiance. [15:03] ah [15:03] I don't count microbrew in there because it's not likely to be recognized by other contries as american. [15:03] ill have PZ Myers baby [15:03] * omnikinesis has joined #nonprophets [15:03] * Shawn has joined #nonprophets [15:03] * BathTub has joined #nonprophets [15:03] Fap fap fap [15:03] Wow [15:03] KillJoy: i thought atheists didn't eat babies [15:03] That was very eloquent, Matt. [15:03] Can I steal that? [15:03] Yeah I liked that. [15:04] If you are too skeptical about skeptisism and then skeptical about that do you disappear up your own ass? [15:04] i'm sceptical that he'd let you steal it [15:04] information wants to be free [15:04] You do have to pick your battles. [15:04] * Shawn has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [15:04] Information needs to be free, and wants it. [15:04] I homebrew sometimes because I cannot afford microbrew. [15:04] damn always get the time wrong [15:04] scepticism isnt a negative term, therefoer you cant multiply it. you cant be sceptical of your scepticism, its an on off switch, [15:04] * NeutronJack salutes him for not saying "mis-CHEE-vee-ous". [15:05] ooh, fractally wrong [15:05] you're wrong no matter how much you zoom in [15:05] I got my fractals in a wad [15:05] if your not sceptical of your scepticism, then you aren't being sceptical [15:05] thanks Jack [15:05] you either are, or aren't [15:05] Wow. [15:05] radical/pyrrhonian skepticism is interesting [15:05] pet peeve of mine too [15:05] Our hosts have become jaded by stupidity. [15:05] fractally skeptical [15:06] Jaded? why not zirconiumed? [15:06] I'm more skeptical about gullibility than I am about skepticism. [15:06] Are the Non Prophets becoming jaded? [15:06] Two logical fallacies into talking with my uncle, who is a pastor, and I cannot stomach a reply to him anymore. [15:06] Drink whenever someone says fractal [15:06] Vigiles: that's infinitely regressional skepticality which should be avoided for pragmatic reasons as Matt said. [15:06] * zeroday drinks [15:06] quartzized [15:06] Damnit. deb, you beat me to it. [15:06] i think it might be the only justifiable philosophical position [15:06] 3) Drink whenever "fractal" is mentioned. [15:06] Dementedsnake: beat you to what? [15:06] I nearly fractured my fractals yesterday. Damn basketball [15:06] Hm what was the mirror URL? [15:06] I know. It's not like faith can't be followed to absurd lengths. [15:06] jaded. Grr you person, grr. [15:06] * Pombolo has joined #nonprophets [15:07] Missed the first hour :( [15:07] Dementedsnake: great minds think alike. :) [15:07] ? [15:07] a guy got knifed up here for wearing an atheist t-shirt [15:07] O.o [15:07] * Shawn has joined #nonprophets [15:07] deb: :P [15:07] hasn't been one hour yet! [15:07] You can always download the show later as a podcast, Pombolo [15:07] feel the love [15:07] hi everyone [15:07] Pombolo: get your money that the government spent on your education back, your math is terrible. :p [15:07] Oh, when does NPR start? [15:07] I always confuse the start times of NPR aith AETV [15:07] Pombolo: 8pm UTC [15:07] it started a little late [15:07] how do i change my nick? [15:07] I remember when that book came to my campus [15:07] * Shawn is now known as Maverik713 [15:07] nm [15:07] *with [15:07] 2:00 pm Central [15:08] pretty straightforward [15:08] /nick [15:08] liebnitze? [15:08] I nicked my fractals yesterday, ow, damn! [15:08] we had quite a laugh about it in our population genetics class [15:08] Lye-bnitz. [15:08] (the ray comfortized origin of species) [15:08] You can use this Internet clock if you want. http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=24 [15:08] does this sound as stupid as i think it does? [15:08] stop it rudeboy, I'm getting dizzy [15:08] Dementedsnake: or the clock in Windows. [15:08] Thanks Demented [15:08] tee hee [15:08] lol [15:09] Ray Comfort sent me a signed copy of his On the Origin of Species [15:09] ray comfort is a douchebag [15:09] Yes, windows does come with a great multi-clock feature. [15:09] Evil exists to make it harder for evil to exist? What the hell kind of arguement is that? [15:09] Slap a douche today! [15:09] that he is [15:09] Ray Comfort's On the Origin of Species [15:09] lol he is a bag of duche [15:09] Humping it. [15:09] Start with the supreme court and the senate [15:09] * LykeX despairs [15:09] Saying that evil is necessary is just silly. [15:09] * weeps quietly [15:09] Despair of socks needs washing [15:10] fuck me sideways! my audio sucks for some reason [15:10] audio sucks = ? [15:10] what is the limit on the live stream now, it was only 30 for quite a while [15:10] hey everyone from the blog [15:10] It's someone's fetish. [15:10] <-----The Invisible Pink Unicorn [15:10] The problem of evil is silly. With Jesus, there is no evil. *creepy smile* [15:10] pain does feel good [15:10] Masochist: "Beat me!" -- Sadist: "No." [15:10] I hear they were talking about PM being kicked? [15:10] keeps going out [15:10] on some level... [15:10] for about everyone [15:10] who is pm [15:11] Nice one, zeroday [15:11] joachim: some kind of pains. [15:11] ok [15:11] Philosopher's Mess? [15:11] Agreed. Suffering not evil. [15:11] Whatever he was called [15:11] the "problem" of evil? [15:11] If there was a Hell, would masochists go there? [15:11] The Greatest Show on Earth was an amazing book. [15:11] doesn't sound familiar [15:11] what IS evil? the concept doesn't make sense to me [15:11] Freethinker23: the problem of hell :) [15:11] from the blog? or from hwew [15:11] THe Greatest Show grated on my nerves [15:11] here* [15:11] I'm only half way through the audiobook (listening to too much Matt) [15:11] Evil is a label we put on things we think are bad. [15:11] empbac: doing bad shit for non-good reasons [15:12] heres a question...if a person was bad because he wanted to go to hell, would his punishment be heaven? [15:12] empbac: Evil is Satan's own miasma! [15:12] And Jeff. Got to give Jeff his props. [15:12] that word is way too elastic [15:12] rudeboy: the Gratest show on earth? [15:12] I preordered it [15:12] yep [15:12] but thats all relative, everyone is self-interested and often these interests conflict... not evil [15:12] The upper class makes all of the money, does none of the work (god) the middle class does all of the work, makes none of the money, and the poor are there just to scare the crap out of the middle class and make sure they show up to work (george carlin) [15:12] * James has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6/20100115144158]) [15:12] nah helo, christians would just say hell is worse than they think [15:12] there's a joke along those lines [15:12] I also went to one of Dawkins seminars on his book tour. [15:12] Carlin got it right [15:12] empbac: no [15:12] Maybe hell is just pure boredom [15:12] a guy dies, and he comes to a place where he can get anything at all he wants at just a thought [15:13] George Carlin died for your sins [15:13] The Greatest Show on Earth is Dawkin's awesome book on why you have to be pretty dim to deny evolution. [15:13] quashie...sounds boring [15:13] george carlin is god [15:13] Maybe hell is a never ending Atheist Experience with no theists callers. [15:13] eventually he gets bored [15:13] the stars died for us...if they didn't die in a supernova, we wouldn't be here [15:13] "Is there free will in Heaven?" -- I liked that question on atheistmedia a few weeks ago. [15:13] and asks to try hell out [15:13] lol [15:13] George Carlin is Gawd's Gawd [15:13] thats not hell, thats called a circle jerk [15:13] The seven Cardinal Virtues you can't say on televison. [15:13] he's told, "where do you think you are?" [15:13] lol [15:13] of course there is free will in heaven [15:13] the 9th circle jerk of hell? huh. [15:13] @Killjoy I have an old political cartoon that shows that. http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs148.snc3/17570_1123841794931_1793706639_250104_914461_n.jpg [15:13] I need to get a copy of "the greatest show on earth". [15:14] lucifer decided to leave, right? [15:14] but its still relative [15:14] that was a twilight zone ep, quahsie [15:14] haha [15:14] empbac: of course [15:14] damn lost the whole thing [15:14] and evil is just a word [15:14] We should put copies of it in hotels. [15:14] so? [15:14] Vigiles: I agree [15:14] One drink every time someone says "excuse" [15:14] Snatch away and trash the bible and replace it with Dawkins book. [15:14] >Tales thanks thats cool [15:14] oh, so if i press the down arrow i lose my text [15:14] Theodicy is fun if your in the right frame of mind. [15:14] Rabbi Yeshua was human, if he ever existed. [15:15] you're [15:15] empbac: Press the up arrow when that happens [15:15] oh, got it [15:15] empbac: and if you press up? [15:15] fuck vlc...i cant hear shit on it [15:15] if he was co equal with god [15:15] but thats all relative, everyone is self-interested and often these interests conflict... not evil [15:15] * ZONE has left #nonprophets [15:15] is there freewill in Heaven? Is there sin in Hell? If there is freewill, but no sin, why couldn't God have made Heaven the same way? [15:15] Dennis is kinda dumb [15:15] that means we can stand in gods presence [15:15] bah, forget it [15:15] :) [15:15] they also only work if you assume there is a god [15:15] if he is human, than humans can be perfect [15:15] absolute self-interest is (probably) diagnosed [15:15] people aren't [15:15] Because it's easier for something to exist than nothing to exist at all, according to quantum physics. [15:15] jesus critical mass reached! [15:15] danger, jesus black hole forming [15:15] No Problem [15:15] Is there a copy of the bible that has an introduction like Ray Comfort's "Origin" [15:16] mass effect: Jesus edition [15:16] Deepity do da [15:16] Vigiles: skeptics annotated? [15:16] Daniel Dennett and deepities <3 [15:16] real player works well [15:16] Is that what it's called? [15:16] i actually just went to itunes and its working [15:16] what is an example of a deepity [15:16] ituenes is working for me too [15:16] Deepities or De dee des? [15:16] remember, if you use magic you can summon jesus-stuff from the jesus dimension [15:16] helo_darqness: "Love is just a word." [15:16] an Assload might be a deepity. [15:16] Vigiles: google it [15:17] no, Dennet is an asshole [15:17] I hear it goes great with crackers and wine [15:17] Nooooo, bufferfest. [15:17] meh buffer underrunnnnn [15:17] lol [15:17] GG: you mean Dennet has one [15:17] QUESTION FOR THE HOSTS: why didnt god just write the true interpretation of the bible on to our hearts the way he wrote goodness into our hearts and skip the middle man [15:17] (hopefully) [15:18] KillJoy: what the fuck would the hosts know about that? [15:18] why would the hosts know the answer to that [15:18] Deepity: http://casualhero.livejournal.com/17126.html [15:18] * SubTachyon kicks the stream in its genitelia. [15:18] that was a reply to russel asking if he replied nicely [15:18] its an agrument, Im not a theist [15:18] I don't think the hosts are paying attention to the chat right now. [15:18] GG: ah :) [15:18] maybe it's a question for the hosts ... to use on theists [15:18] this is why i usually only get completed shows [15:18] too much buffer [15:18] Of course they are. [15:18] i heard about this [15:18] its just a game... [15:18] They are fapping over it. [15:18] :> [15:18] No! Not D&D! [15:18] they consider the guys that play it are like in a gang [15:19] dont get any on me [15:19] give him a PC and WOW, you'll never even see him again [15:19] international homicide [15:19] 'The Evolution of Confusion' by Dan Dennett, AAI 2009': http://youtube.com/watch?v=D_9w8JougLQ (deepities somwhere in the middle). [15:19] yeah, we should let all of the criminals out of jail and just give them free WOW accounts [15:19] it's because when they reach level 9 they learn REAL MAGIC and then they can just use teleport self and break out of prison [15:19] god created man because he wanted plastic for himself, now that he has it he's going to let us die to global warming (george carlin) [15:19] Killjoy. He heard you. [15:19] obviously [15:19] lol quash [15:20] lol [15:20] Why all this why didn't God do this, why didn't God do that? [15:20] well a bunch of retards fuck up the interpretation [15:20] Not a very moral book imo [15:20] apparently [15:20] Because it shos how idiculous God is [15:20] *shows [15:20] yay bullshit! [15:20] It reveals the mental blind-spots of believers [15:21] true [15:21] Opiate of the masses [15:21] mexico :) [15:21] lol [15:21] Its all bullshit, and its bad for ya [15:21] Some theists may argue that god did put the true interpretation in the hearts of those that were predestined to be saved. [15:21] COMMENT FOR THE HOSTS: You guys should take a short trip out to california in the summer and confront ray comfort during his street preaching; thereby circumventing his silly fee [15:21] mm... opiates [15:21] I was watching a new Bett Bowers video today :) [15:21] christ, i'm lagging [15:21] ReligionIsFun: Perhaps these God hypotheticals will get theists to at least start questioning [15:22] *Betty - damn keyboard [15:22] ya [15:22] Spontaneous, surprise debate? [15:22] doesn't keep the muslims in line [15:22] * Fraq has joined #nonprophets [15:22] That would suck. [15:22] or the fundie christians... [15:22] * Fraq is now known as frag [15:22] The problem of necessary evils. [15:22] but if you also accept that we invented religion, then you accept that we can come up with a newer and better way of 'controlling' people [15:22] Like communism? [15:22] Alcohol is a necessary evil -- not. [15:22] <.< [15:22] read the seven arguments that atheists cant use on ironchariots wiki...funny stuff [15:23] or commercialism [15:23] * plover has quit IRC (plover) [15:23] or government [15:23] Or grandmaism. [15:23] glenn beck proved Shaw wrong last week. [15:23] awesome. I hate (ie: love) to brag -- but I just sold a 40 year old turntable for $250 [15:23] Don't ask... [15:23] glen beck is a moron [15:23] or chocolate. Mmmmm, chocolate. (_8(P) [15:23] glennbeck is awesome [15:23] glenn beck is a mormon [15:23] a comment for god's perfectness: if god i perfect then it doesnot need to create anything [15:23] a mormon moron [15:23] Glen Beck is a douche [15:23] redundant [15:23] srry [15:23] * Pombolo is tired [15:24] he converted... i heard his 'testimony' -- what a crock of bullshit, i dont think he means any of it [15:24] on youtube? [15:24] all of my family are mormon [15:24] Nachito: yikes [15:24] People used to use alcohol to hydrate themselves before water could be trusted to be safe to drink. Eventually alcohol stops being a necessary evil. Religion stops being a necessary evil once our world can be tolerated without it. [15:24] he has a dvd [15:24] you can't spell mormon without moron [15:24] ibogaine [15:24] Que the "magick feather" analogy. [15:24] ibogaine > jesus [15:25] are you sure alcohol hydrates? [15:25] Especially since the Angel's name was Moroni, not Mormoni [15:25] You can't spell moron without ron. [15:25] http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagicFeather [15:25] my mom said that she believed that i had been literally controlled by satan....silly mormons [15:25] please no quash! [15:25] Therefore, all Ron's are mormon morons. [15:25] yeah, i used to believe in possession too, only now do i see how silly i was [15:25] Not well, but if you keep drinking alcholic drinks they have enough water in them to keep you going. [15:25] oh, I used the t word didn't I [15:25] You can spell World Wide Web without porn, but where's the fun in that? [15:25] if i go to tropes again, it might be another two days before i see the sun again [15:25] the moron tabernackle quieter? [15:25] bastard. [15:26] I can't wait until we finally just outlaw religion [15:26] * Dementedsnake laughs [15:26] ouch. [15:26] no [15:26] no that would be bad [15:26] that would not be a benefit [15:26] outlawing religion is a horrible idea [15:26] we have to evolve PAST religion [15:26] "If religion is outlawed then only outlaws will be .... er ... huh ... [15:26] very bad idea [15:26] I'm more with PZ Myers: religion should be treated like masturbation. [15:26] eh, religion should be considered a social or mental disease [15:26] do it in private only? [15:26] Laughter. Laughter is the best way of dealing with it. [15:26] zeroday: ooh, then there are a lot of brothels in my area [15:26] Pants on the ground [15:26] Keep it to yourself and clean up afterwards? [15:27] rudeboy: There are many problems with that. [15:27] "I snicker" at your gawd ... [15:27] zeroday well u cant tax masturbation [15:27] Despite most religions being bad, outlawing religion is tantamount to outlaw ideas. That's bad. [15:27] Yes, empbac -- and it shouldn't be a prerequisite for public office. [15:27] typical us sex-fear [15:27] gammy -- problems can be rectified -- with a rectifier. [15:27] if religion would get taxed it would solve some broblems :) [15:27] i love the first two weeks of american idol [15:27] only simon [15:27] I've always hate AI [15:27] frag: if there are masturbation conventions, you can tax them. [15:27] just the shitty singers [15:27] if religion is like masturbation doesn't that make churches brothels? [15:27] dunning-kruger effect! [15:28] lookin' like a foo' wit' yo' pants on the ground! [15:28] not all the real crap [15:28] dunning kruger [15:28] lol [15:28] i couldn't care less about the douches that wanna sing [15:28] conventional masturbation>? [15:28] you pay them 10% of your income, they'll jack you off [15:28] conventional :D [15:28] wtf is conventional masturbation [15:28] you know another way to do it? [15:28] I look undressed with my pants on the ground [15:28] that's because no one has tape recorders anymore [15:28] i dont care if they cum all over their closets, i just dont want it in my face [15:28] Unconventional masturbation... [15:28] now that sounds interesting [15:28] Dunning–Kruger effect [15:28] It uses a tire iron and twelve eggs. [15:29] LOL [15:29] Maverik713: maybe you could do it on your head with a cup of orange juice balanced on your foot while listening to Raffi? [15:29] This is flying fucking funny [15:29] that would qualify [15:29] i guess [15:29] Rally, I've only ever used cherry tomatoes and chocolate milk [15:29] i could be in show business [15:29] if i didn't think it was a colossal waste of time [15:29] Maybe I'm just too boring [15:29] well that people are stupid and deluded has already been established [15:29] GG I have a tape recorder ... [15:29] what would be the equivalent of asphixiation to heighten the experience for christians? [15:29] reel to reel in fact [15:30] DUNNING-KRUGER EFFECT [15:30] caps seems to be the key to get on the show [15:30] empbac: martyrdom? [15:30] empbac: snake handling? [15:30] they already have a pretty direct equivalent, I thought [15:30] yes, martyrdom, they should definitely go that way [15:30] Don't worry Lyke, one day you'll graduate to a tire iron. [15:30] I hope so, I truly do [15:31] lol they are all bullshitting you [15:31] i believe the voice coache stories [15:31] sure, you're great [15:31] i mean, christians LOVE being persecuted, they thrive on it [15:31] wow [15:31] just keep coming back for more lessons sucker [15:31] i mean suzy [15:31] Don't trust anyone you are paying. [15:31] My tax guy says my taxes are great. [15:31] seriously [15:31] i wont do that to my kid, he sucks he sucks [15:31] taxes are a taxing situation ... [15:32] Its a bit like smelling your own farts and thinking they don't smell as bad everyone elses. [15:32] dude, my mechanic always wants to change something [15:32] Hasn't Hitchens a good line about parents and their view about their kids? [15:32] i tell it like it is [15:32] Wow, My kids are perfect as well! [15:32] * raynet has quit IRC (booo) [15:32] Nachito: you should [15:32] damn, I have to put together all my tx crap this weekend ... sigh [15:32] at least for quite a while [15:32] my wife has the reverse of that [15:32] she thinks our kids are the only ones that act up [15:32] it's not like there aren't already enough people on AETV who call in and it basically comes down to they think there's a god because they had a religorgasm [15:32] Life is child abuse. [15:32] religiorgasm? [15:32] If you love your children, never have them. [15:32] lol [15:32] Dementedsnake: yeah. [15:32] 'well johnny they pick on you because you fat' [15:32] stepping in a puddle of spoim = mass child abuse [15:32] that's my current stance [15:32] abuse your sperm, abuse your child? eh? [15:33] Hitchens was talking about how his kids ears are not perfect despite being clearly superior to the ears of other people's children. :) [15:33] anyone here know neuropolitics.org? [15:33] Abuse of sperm is the same as masturbation isn't it? [15:33] i think it's borderline immoral to have children [15:33] 6 and 1/2 [15:33] but trynig to figure it out [15:33] Everyone is a good singer if you don't care what others think. [15:33] they say the dopamine reward system is more active in religious people, similar to the effects you get with heroin [15:33] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6wOt2iXdc4 child worship from carlin [15:33] what if you send them out to a sperm farm out in the country where they can live out the rest of their days in peace ... sniff [15:33] beautiful [15:34] if a Christian believed that an aborted fetus would go to Heaven, isn't getting an abortion the best thing you could ever do for your child? [15:34] yeah, it's called her face [15:34] quashie [15:34] Amen! [15:34] Freethinker: that's right [15:34] "I had to let them go, but they're in a better place now!" [15:34] Children automatically go to heaven [15:34] hey, anyone ever watch utube vids from the pro life guy [15:34] Sperm go to Purgatory [15:34] What if you're not a child but just act childish? [15:34] only dogs go to heaven [15:34] My wife thinks I could be the new lead singer for Aerosmith, but I have my doubts. [15:34] empbac: and kittehs! [15:34] ProfMTH has a great video on babies in heaven [15:35] Maverick: just once, that was enough [15:35] yeah, and kitties [15:35] im gonna rip that bitch a new asshole [15:35] but not people [15:35] Proof? [15:35] meow meow meow [15:35] Oh, that's what they mean with the "Holy Spirit" -- jizz in Heaven. [15:35] PLEASE do [15:35] his smug videos got to me [15:35] Babies in Heaven? Is that like flying Southwest Air? [15:35] A proof? Hooray! [15:35] * Wojtecki has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [15:35] Stronger_Now...can you stand on a stage without falling? lol [15:35] wasn't there some instance of a woman who killed their children because she wanted them to go to heaven [15:35] and he was hoping roeder would get off with a retarded plea [15:35] zeroday -- we'll make a movie of it: All That Jizz [15:36] yep. but I'm not anorexic looking. [15:36] randy covered in white ooz: "aw, guys, you missed it, there was a ghost! it sprayed me with its ectoplasm!" [15:36] all codes that we know of... therefore dna [15:36] http://myth-one.com/memorial.htm [15:36] lawl rude [15:36] So does that mean that electromagnetic waves are made by god? [15:36] oh hey, there's a page of them [15:36] is that what the kids are calling it now ... [15:36] dna was in the first one [15:36] They carry codes. [15:37] ironclad = faith [15:37] a whole page of children who got murdered with the justification that they'd go to heaven [15:37] It's not that weird. [15:37] tbh if one accepts a religious premise [15:37] along with some sort of age of responsibility [15:37] then it is perfectly rational to murder one's children [15:37] Kazim wants to believe. [15:37] If Gawd masturbates and blows his/her/its wad, what is that called? [15:38] to even give them a chance of eternal suffering would be unconscionable [15:38] snow [15:38] the big bang [15:38] abiogenesis [15:38] LOL [15:38] A big bang. [15:38] rudeboy, creation [15:38] we be the jizz [15:38] damn killjoy... [15:38] The milky way. [15:38] I'm not that convinced about the testimony, did they really get advice to abort? [15:38] actually that would be a justification to murder everyone under the age [15:38] humans: gawd';s cum in the galaxy [15:38] There are many, many galaxies. [15:38] who was it that said "kill them all, god will know his own?" [15:38] god is horny [15:38] Mary should have had an abortion [15:38] lol [15:38] * SideW has joined #nonprophets [15:38] superbowl is fully non-interesting [15:38] and yea, thine children will be created from the jizzeth [15:38] i can't begin to describe my lack of interest [15:39] Agreed joachim. [15:39] now, the question of the hour: How big is Gawd's boner? [15:39] nah, the games were pretty good [15:39] they didnt have coat hangers back then [15:39] i don't follow until the late playoffs [15:39] * NeutronJack apologizes in the name of Colorado. [15:39] it's not even real football [15:39] Isn't the Superbowl about baseball? [15:39] and even then i don't care about the team names or invdividual players [15:39] * joachim ducks and covers [15:39] I can prove god exists: Milla Jovovich [15:39] lol [15:39] funny thing is that i play flag football on sundays [15:39] Focuss on the Fuckin Family? Fuck em [15:39] it's how i tore my acl! [15:39] The contradiction of being Omnipotent: Can god make his boner so big he can't wank it? [15:39] * NeutronJack loves it when non-Americans pretend to not understand American Football. It's just so hilarious! [15:39] LOL [15:39] http://bible.cc/ezekiel/23-20.htm is that what they're talking about? [15:40] if god was real milla jovovich would be a decent actor [15:40] pretend? [15:40] Proof that God cares = Anencephalic babies [15:40] ahhh brain exploded [15:40] Canadian football rules! [15:40] Can the lord make a penis so large that he himself cannot suck it? [15:40] * SideW has quit IRC (SideW) [15:40] who watches Milla for the acting? [15:40] Go Canada! [15:40] nope [15:40] that one was easy [15:40] Australian Rules Football [15:40] i watch milla for the fifth element [15:40] god doesnt suck cock, he gets it sucked, suckas [15:40] wet shower... [15:40] he bones us all [15:40] Did shwe reallyn get "medical advice"? [15:40] are we taking the holy shaft now? [15:40] Inappropriate? In here? [15:40] we're all bent over already [15:41] Thats actually a Pro-Choice ad [15:41] she really* [15:41] American theists are easy. :) [15:41] Yes, pretend. "Football? What do those Americans mean!?" It's getting old. [15:41] who said innaproriate [15:41] Oh, Lard, please do not tear me a new one with your holy shaft ... [15:41] my, moses, what a big staff you have... [15:41] God is speaking to me: He said go f**k yourself [15:41] like Beethoven, what if he was aborted?? [15:41] She choose to not to abort [15:41] The Professional Association of Embryonic Basketball Players would beg to differ [15:41] look, we don't call our players footies [15:41] NeutronJack: you assume most people know or care about american football at all [15:41] so there [15:41] it is getting bigger though [15:41] Nobody mentioned care except you, joachim. [15:42] football is easily america's biggest sport [15:42] FoF has to much money [15:42] biggest spurt? [15:42] Think, if we had just let the fundies keep reproducing, they would have overpopulated, used all resources, and killed themselves off by now. [15:42] When does the show end? [15:42] the embryo lobby is too powerful [15:42] well, not caring probably means not making an effort to understand [15:42] However, most people successfully understand that "football" means something different in the USA. Don't pretend that you don't know that. [15:42] 3:30 [15:42] not understanding means not caring [15:42] jack has a point though [15:42] Clearly I am not in that time zone. [15:42] 3:30 pm central was 12 minutes ago. [15:42] Neither bad nor good? That's me! [15:42] Or it could have killed her [15:43] isnt there something about nerve centers on snakes that you can press to make snakes stiff as a board? [15:43] show started late [15:43] When does it end in Ontario? [15:43] I on't follow (american) football so I don't care. But I understand [15:43] we say soccer [15:43] for what the rest of the world calls football [15:43] We say Fußball. [15:43] but we are america [15:43] if god is outside time, how long does it take him to get off? [15:43] so give us a little slack [15:43] I'm not [15:43] God's server is down. "Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowe-ERROR 500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR" [15:43] I don't care about football, of any variety, myself. But I don't pretend that I don't understand what the term means in different parts of the world. [15:43] america is the al bundy of the world [15:43] The more children are born, the more killers and rapists are likely to appear [15:43] as lond as he wants [15:43] long* [15:43] Why stop abortion at the unborn? [15:43] I've never heard of some method of "freezing" a snake, except for actually freezing a snake [15:43] still talkin about shit we did back in the day [15:43] What did she say now? [15:43] Who she? [15:43] Vigiles: Ontario is EST, which is one hour later [15:43] What network? [15:43] 4:30 [15:44] ofc it's 4:45 now [15:44] So the show ended 15 minutes ago? [15:44] haha [15:44] heard it on iron chariots or atheist news or something [15:44] fwiw I'm in Ontario too [15:44] same thing [15:44] NeutronJack: why bring up understanding? saying it isn't real football doesn't imply non-understanding [15:44] I thought she's the computer voice of the show. [15:44] BAD HORSE! [15:44] fiance = financeer [15:44] it started 15 minutes late too [15:44] IM in Ontario Too! [15:44] Wait, australian sex party? [15:44] Understanding of THE TERM, not of the game. [15:44] lol [15:44] like MST3K, zero? [15:44] Vigiles: They're going on late [15:44] Woo! We're invited! [15:44] australian sex party? I'm in! [15:44] sweet [15:44] great .. MOVING ON! .. [15:44] the small breast thing is a hoax [15:44] IM IN!!! [15:44] The ACA has australian sex parties? [15:44] still not relevant [15:44] Let's all go 'down under' [15:44] * NeutronJack gives up. [15:44] Bwah ha ha h a [15:45] anyhow, i don't care about them either [15:45] wha?????\ [15:45] did someone start an atheist community of toronto or is that just cfi [15:45] :D [15:45] heh heh heh heh [15:45] i like little boobs [15:45] no small breasts?? [15:45] I am soooo missing out! [15:45] what about MST3k? [15:45] God likes big boobs [15:45] nooooooo [15:45] I only know about CFI [15:45] At the store I work at we [15:45] Give it up Matt. You're reaching. [15:45] * Pombolo is disappointed with himself [15:45] GOD HAS MOOBS, I SAW THEM [15:45] there are some UofT student groups though [15:45] 're always getting Aussie hotties and some New Zealand ones too [15:45] Ah, preventing small-breasted women from breeding? Cunning plan. [15:45] cfi is right next to u of t but I've never been [15:45] But God hates small tits [15:45] maybe I should go to some of their stuff [15:45] thats retarded [15:45] Hm. So GAwd love Pam Anderson? [15:45] lol wow [15:45] Small is much better [15:45] I had a chat with the exec of the U of T group [15:45] gay [15:45] but that's about it [15:46] small, but not non-existing [15:46] WHAT [15:46] pedophile [15:46] Haha, Australia [15:46] Australia is getting more fucked up. [15:46] I keep mean to go to thier beer nights [15:46] I have yet to see a single credible source for this [15:46] apparently he doesnt like Natalie Portman... ofc, she's a jew [15:46] http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/01/29/has-australia-really-banned-small-breasts/ [15:46] But this just means that small breasts will now be kinky and therefore much more popular [15:46] * zeroday getting slightly aroused [15:46] im always busy on thursdays [15:46] lol [15:46] I see only neo-feminist bitching on blogs with absolutely no citations of actual action [15:46] true, lyke [15:46] thats unreal [15:46] what is the australian classification board? [15:46] Too Much Information! [15:46] ! [15:46] ain't the size, kids, it's how you enjoy them [15:46] I think we just basically got to know Denis' and Matts preference for breasts. [15:47] I country that was founded as a penile colony should not be so strict on this stuff. [15:47] Austrailian porn has the big juggs. [15:47] i like little boob nipples... so perky compared to big boobs [15:47] I'm not a breat person anyway. [15:47] *breast [15:47] Heh, you said penile [15:47] I did [15:47] its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean (yeah, but it sure takes a long time to get to England in a row boat) (george carlin) [15:47] lol [15:47] BathTub: Wait what, so it's bunk? [15:47] lol [15:47] penile colony ... [15:47] I like big breasts, honestly. [15:47] gammy yeah [15:47] ...aw...fucking people... [15:47] Dementedsnake: people do that, yes. [15:48] big or small, they are all fun bags [15:48] I thought it was pretty awesome when ontario legalized it [15:48] "Uh, like, coitus?" (The Dude from the Lebowski movie) [15:48] i dont DISlike big boobs... but smalls are better [15:48] I like big butts and I cannot lie. [15:48] at the time we were the only place in the world where anyone could come visit and get married [15:48] cant deny [15:48] big boobs make me think of cows [15:48] You other brothers can't deny... [15:48] MATT - have you thought about actually looking into the story? Or perhaps being skeptical? [15:48] lol [15:48] every place else had residency requirements [15:48] gay marrige here! [15:48] Size is irrelevant to me. Natural > Fake [15:48] I went to a Nascar truck race once and Joe Walsh played "I Like Big Tits" in a concert before the race [15:48] * zeroday feels fully informed [15:48] Non-Prophets: bah you missed 10:23 ;) [15:48] Thank you for another great show guys. [15:48] That's our Joe. JOe Walsh rocks. [15:48] luppertime: they're starting to do new stem cell implants [15:49] When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thin in your face [15:49] Right on, gammy! [15:49] Ok, we won't. [15:49] we've been talking about boners, masturbation, and boobs this whole time... atheism is so fun [15:49] where they inject the cells and then the person grows them themselves [15:49] sex without fear .... [15:49] nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! dont end [15:49] Walsh totally screwed up the national anthem [15:49] as well you should be.. [15:49] dont tease Dennis [15:49] I figure that's the only way I'd get implants, otherwise the squick factor is way too high [15:49] coituphobia: fear of sex. [15:49] I suppose if they look natural and feel natural, then I'm a happy camper [15:49] Walsh should have sung: Space Age Wiz Kids [15:49] .... [15:49] Mat thinks there is something wrong with me. :( [15:49] Excellent audio bit there. [15:49] there is [15:49] I spelled that wrong. [15:50] liberals too [15:50] So, it seems I may have been insufficiently skeptical. We'll correct that next time, doh [15:50] This show is infinitely regressing. [15:50] naw [15:50] print "I am skeptical about "; loop { print "being skeptical about" } finally { puts "my skepticism." } [15:50] it's infinitely something [15:50] finish it off guys [15:50] my brain is infinitely regressing [15:50] *forgot some spaces [15:50] Woo, Russell! [15:50] lol [15:50] sweet [15:50] I fucking love Russell right now. [15:50] Not a bad show. [15:50] good show [15:50] BAck in two weeks? I'll believe it when I hear it. [15:50] * LoneMateria has quit IRC (LoneMateria) [15:50] LOL [15:50] We love you Non Prophets. [15:50] Same here deb, same here. [15:50] zeroday: skepticism fractal [15:51] * helo_darqness has quit IRC (helo_darqness) [15:51] so since they didnt prove god isnt real, that means hes real, right? [15:51] Dementedsnake: can't ever have enough DNA. [15:51] * MOE-GUNZ has quit IRC (MOE-GUNZ) [15:51] Pish [15:51] is there an AETV tomorrow [15:51] Okay everyone, see ya'all in two weeks. Bye NJ [15:51] squashie: drink now? [15:51] * ligsy has left #nonprophets [15:51] Then again how do we know that was really the show? [15:51] yes, quashie [15:51] So long, Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeboy! [15:51] Or fish. [15:51] * NeutronJack has left #nonprophets [15:51] over and .... [15:51] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [15:51] Vigiles: What show? [15:51] Peace from Toronto [15:51] Peace people. [15:51] * Pombolo has quit IRC (Leaving) [15:51] Bye TO [15:51] * empbac has quit IRC (empbac) [15:51] damnit kill. stop that [15:51] * Old_Roland has quit IRC (It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...) [15:51] ? [15:51] KillJoy: that peace doesn't go very far to reach me [15:51] bye all [15:51] * zeroday now watching the Carlin video about kids and their parents [15:51] saying thing I was gonna say. [15:51] You're evil. :P [15:52] it got stopped at customs [15:52] BRAAAAIIINNNSSS!!! 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[15:54] cool [15:54] * frag has quit IRC [15:54] joachim: http://youtube.com/watch?v=h6wOt2iXdc4 -- really funny, and true [15:54] let us pray [15:54] what time is aetv tomorrow? [15:54] Russel get Team Fortress, I can't afford L4D 2 right now... :P [15:54] * LykeX has quit IRC (LykeX) [15:55] * mond has quit IRC (mond) [15:55] * ReligionIsFun has quit IRC (ReligionIsFun) [15:56] * KillJoy has quit IRC (KillJoy) [15:56] You guys should get that Christian preacher Matt was talking with to come on the show and have a debate/discussion [15:56] No, no we shouldn't. [15:57] * omnikinesis has quit IRC (omnikinesis) [15:58] I'd like to see a study on how many Christians think like that guy [15:58] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Jan 30 15:58:23 2010