Session Start: Sat Apr 18 13:03:17 2009 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:03] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:03] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:03] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Mar 07 13:38:44 [13:03] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:03] * apparition has joined #nonprophets [13:03] I'm glad at least one person got my semi not really joke. [13:03] Ememel: apparently it's called "Jamon" [13:03] Ememel: http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam%C3%B3n [13:04] Who here likes tits and beer? [13:04] oh, no. heh. that's just "ham". I'm not sure. [13:04] but the "serrano" part? [13:05] * hailFSM has joined #nonprophets [13:05] * Rayford has joined #nonprophets [13:05] I guess it comes from various regions. [13:07] Allmighty wiki said unto the people of the earth: Jamón serrano (literally mountain ham) is a type of jamón (dry-cured Spanish ham), which is generally served raw in thin slices, similar to the Italian prosciutto crudo. A foreleg prepared (and eaten) in the same manner is called paleta. [13:07] that is serrano<->mountain [13:08] Don't seem like noone wants ta just goof off :( [13:08] why are you speaking about my last name :D joke [13:08] mmm, prosciutto [13:08] * Rayford has quit IRC (Rayford) [13:09] goof off sounds like stopping goofing around and getting serious [13:10] and tits: YAY, beer:nay [13:10] Mmmm tits [13:10] prosciutto: YA omnomnomnom [13:13] "you the devil man, haha, you the devil" [13:14] * Infector101 has left #nonprophets [13:14] * hailFSM has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:14] * Atheist101 has joined #nonprophets [13:15] I can't wait 45 more min, ahhhhh [13:15] and i know they will start late ust to taunt us [13:16] * Emmemmemma has joined #nonprophets [13:17] I can wait another 42 minutes, I got good music [13:18] * hailFSM has joined #nonprophets [13:18] * hovertree has joined #nonprophets [13:18] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxXBx1lwjM [13:18] i thought it came on at 2 [13:18] * Atheist101 has quit IRC (Atheist101) [13:19] * Atheist101 has joined #nonprophets [13:19] could you please send that website again [13:19] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxXBx1lwjM [13:19] it's just a quite funny video [13:20] 2 central [13:20] 3 eastern [13:20] * ville has joined #nonprophets [13:22] Grrrr..... [13:22] i would not be surprised if that is a REAL gorilla [13:25] so who here is an atheist, and how long have you been one? [13:25] Since November 05 [13:25] since all my life [13:25] * Bluegrass has joined #nonprophets [13:25] 1Test [13:25] i self identified as an atheist about 6 months ago [13:26] we have not started the show yet? [13:26] What was your catalyst? [13:26] I'm a fundamentalist Christian, I have been one ever since I found irrefutable evidence called faith [13:26] HAHAHA [13:26] irreconcilable, maybe [13:26] 101, what was your atheist catalyst? [13:26] No, no, but in all seriousness, I'm a Norse pagan. [13:26] Hail Thor [13:26] * illuminator has joined #nonprophets [13:26] I prefer Odin. [13:27] * helo_darqness has joined #nonprophets [13:27] Thor, Odin's son, protector of mankind, arise to meet your fate, your destiny awaits. [13:27] test [13:27] What's wrong with Loki? [13:27] if I'm going to worship an imaginary being, I prefer he have a comic book detailing his adventures every month [13:27] can i ask you guys a question [13:27] hell no [13:27] I don't know [13:27] can you [13:27] I prefer to worship Natalie Hershlag Portman. [13:27] agnosticman77 said something really profound... [13:28] well first i need to correct you on you use of the word catalyst. A catalyst is something that gets a reaction going but isn't part of it. but to answer your question, i would say a youtuber by the name of azsuperman01. [13:28] Yeah,Beery, I was quite disappointed after I watched V for Vendetta. [13:28] They told me that she would be shaving, but I didn't realize they meant her head. [13:28] he said that even though hes not a believer in all this BS, the threat of hell and eternal suffering still scares him on some level bc he doesnt know.....do you have that .000001% fear too? [13:28] SHe was so hot without all that hair in her face. [13:29] Couldn't they have shaved ALL the hair off of her body, though? [13:29] She probably beat them to it. [13:29] True. [13:29] I do not [13:29] I would let her shit in my mouth. [13:29] But only once. [13:29] i think hell is a scary place, i think it's ok to be scared of hell, there is no proof that hell doesn't exist [13:30] darqness - if hell exists, then I'm screwed anyway [13:30] i find it highly unlikly that is does though [13:30] Dude, are you at all scared of Galactus, the Antigod, Devourer of Worlds? [13:30] I don't think I would mind hell, anyway. It's basically the same eternity no matter where you go. [13:30] because I would be incredibly pissed off if a nonbeliever pretended so he wouldn't burn [13:30] I would, however, prefer annihalation, but whatev. [13:30] pascal's wager is total crap, as god knows all [13:30] ...hypothetically [13:31] I would prefer someone not worship me than pretend to worship me. [13:31] so does nonprophets play here? or is that another page [13:31] i think i would be tortured as much in heaven or hell, i either burn over and over in hell, or i constantly have to listen to retards praise god, so it sucks either way [13:31] I would prefer reincarnating as a really smart chimp. [13:31] this is nonprophets [13:31] You mean a human? [13:31] Oh, I thought you said really stupid chimp. [13:31] I'd prefer reincarnation as the overman [13:31] LOL [13:31] ok....but does the show play on this page? [13:31] no [13:31] LOL at fsm, that is. [13:31] reincarnation would be great [13:31] aw [13:31] go to nonprophets website and d-load the itunes link [13:31] though I made a funny [13:32] Sorry, bluegrass [13:32] *thought [13:32] LOL at bluegrass [13:32] just to make him feel better [13:32] nietzsche jokes? [13:32] but also because I lol'd my pants [13:32] ARE THERE NO GEEKS [13:32] Nietzsche's too out there for most. [13:32] * ShadowOfDoubt has joined #nonprophets [13:32] Thus Spach BeerySwine [13:32] LOL [13:32] At you, this time [13:32] as opposed to Shadow logging [13:32] that would be really depressing [13:32] LOL 2 [13:33] "OMG THAT GUY JUST LOGGED ON LOLOLOL" XD [13:33] * apparition has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [13:33] see, this name is supposed to be Bluegrass Atheist [13:33] but I forgot that they dont allow spaces [13:33] * apparition has joined #nonprophets [13:33] because I haven't been on mIRC for about five or six years [13:34] You know when Nietzsche said bascially "Go reduces to Darwin" and went on for awhile, finally arriving at "god is dead"? [13:34] are they making up today for no show two weeks ago? [13:34] God* [13:34] * NINBlue has joined #nonprophets [13:34] I always read that as that the lack of true faith killed God [13:34] that becuase people believe incorrectly [13:34] picking and choosing what they want to listen to [13:35] AMEN [13:35] that this is what would kill a God, therefore God is dead. [13:35] it's actually quite a sympathetic point to write about religion [13:35] I kind of thought that Nietzsche might have meant that because we have taken ourselves out of most natural selction pressures THAT meant we killed God. [13:35] yet he is demonized for it - the mark of a truly great writer. XD [13:36] you've read the actual passage, I take it? [13:36] Yep, once or twice. [13:36] well, certainly there are undertones to that [13:36] because of the whole progress-hyper-patriotic-nationalism movement that Germany was feeling at that time [13:36] *progressive [13:36] So I was at my local Earth Day celebration today [13:36] I'd say it's open to interpretation. [13:36] ofc it is [13:36] and I couldn't help but notice at least 3 hummers [13:37] but it's also intentionally ambiguous [13:37] I just thought [13:37] "Are they planning on lighting them on fire?" [13:37] lol [13:37] sigh... [13:37] Hummers, sure, but were there any STRETCH hummers [13:37] haha no [13:37] I wish [13:37] They win. [13:37] for about 14 years, I lived in Alpharetta Georgia [13:37] Indeed. [13:37] How many people can fit in this chat room? [13:37] if you've ever been there, you understand it to be one of the most white, affluential and well-off places in the country [13:38] hummers, SUVs and minivans EVERYWHERE [13:38] Are stretch SUVs just about the ugliest thing you've seen this side of Lovecraftian lore? [13:38] I work down there at an ampitheatre, and we had four stretch hummer limos at once, one time [13:38] it was hilarious [13:39] I'da shat in them [13:39] * jscott has joined #nonprophets [13:39] hummers piss me off [13:39] I think the original idea behind hummers is awesome [13:39] yeah, for the military [13:39] "hey, how would you like to own a military vehicle"? [13:39] I think I'd get an electric himmer [13:39] *hummer [13:39] but as soon as you move to the H2 [13:40] if I might make an awful joke [13:40] I know a lady... [13:40] * hovertree has quit IRC (hovertree) [13:40] haha an electic hummer, "go one block on a full chage" [13:40] I'll take my hummers where I can get them [13:40] I think H2s are fugly [13:40] and I was beat to it by ebird [13:40] I won't beat it [13:40] "1 mile to the Gigawatt, highway" [13:41] hummers?, blech, every one has a mouth, but only chicks have vajayjays. [13:41] once you electric himmer it [13:41] lol [13:41] * Non-Prophets sets mode: +o microbiologychick [13:41] I like pizza. [13:41] And unicorns. [13:41] I used that same argument for how odd it is that my friends be obsessed with women's asses throughout high school [13:42] And jester hats [13:42] I don't get anal either. That is to say, get in the cognitive sense. [13:42] 3breasts are the greatest things ever [13:43] well, we'd be hoping you're giving and not getting [13:43] im asexual [13:43] assuming you aren't into that kind of thing [13:43] not self-replicating [13:43] but... [13:43] Ah, but see, some guys have breasts, too. [13:43] non-sexual [13:43] if you are, more freedom to you, in select states for a limited time only [13:43] i love woman's breasts [13:43] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:44] no need to deny that I'm a boob lover [13:44] I cannot deny my own true nature [13:44] Asexual means, similarly to atheist, without sex, therefore, no qualifications were needed, helo. [13:44] :) [13:44] well beery [13:44] that depnds on how you define "is" [13:44] ...er [13:44] "sex" [13:44] boobs -- now that's something I can get my hands onto .... [13:44] Asexual reproduction, on the other hand. [13:45] Dude, what is this, the 90s? [13:45] I have been trying to "master" that for a while....sigh [13:45] I was raised Republican - that joke never gets old. :- P [13:45] I was raised a douchebag, too. [13:46] to be fair, I'm still mostly conservative [13:46] i was rasied a christian and taught to never critically think about anything, and believe crazy shit [13:46] but I do not identify with that party any more, as it is no longer conservative [13:46] I'm sorry. [13:46] I don't have a party anymore [13:46] I'm stranded in limbo [13:46] I never did. [13:46] And I never will. [13:46] lol [13:47] rebel without a god [13:47] I wonder what you do in limbo. [13:47] Do you.........limbo? [13:47] get a large stick .. [13:47] Liberal without a motherfucker to answer to, more like it. [13:47] ddin't the catholic church get rid of limbo? [13:47] haha [13:47] Limbi is fun! [13:47] * xenu has joined #nonprophets [13:47] *Limbo* [13:47] in Limbo you Limbaugh [13:48] not to be confused with Limbaugh [13:48] har har har [13:48] HAH! [13:48] Ok...I'm here (duh). Shilling is here. Denis is on his way. Russell...I'm not sure about [13:48] I win this round! [13:48] rush limpnuts [13:48] WOOOT!!!! [13:48] Boobs. [13:48] Mmmm!! [13:48] is that drug addled gas bag still broadcasting? [13:48] With big, pointy, pokey nipples. [13:48] is there sound for u guys yet [13:48] no [13:49] naught [13:49] negative [13:49] niggative [13:49] Too racial? [13:49] * pghatheist has joined #nonprophets [13:49] no such thing over the intertubes [13:49] we're having deep, thoughtful, nebulous conversations here about the inspiring and awe-striking existence of the phenomena known as "boobs." [13:49] And I killed the chat. [13:50] Oops, spoke too soon. [13:50] * Kargoneth has joined #nonprophets [13:50] * arcy has joined #nonprophets [13:50] you can never kill the boobs! [13:50] Whats black, blue and hates sex? [13:50] have you ever noticed, guys live 2 specific parts of a girl to have fat, the ass and chest [13:50] Boobs and vajayjay. Why does ANYONE like guys? [13:50] * dee has joined #nonprophets [13:50] guys LOVE two [13:50] no [13:50] sounds like you listen to Stephanie Miller [13:51] jesus [13:51] weird. [13:51] Actually, chicks today are way too fuggin skinny. [13:51] for me the sexiest part of a girl is her mind [13:51] well of course helo [13:51] i guess thats why i dont get girls though [13:51] same here XD [13:51] Check out Madonna's video "Cherish" for a real figure. [13:51] breasts and ass are mostly contain FAT [13:51] * dee is now known as Guest41732 [13:51] anyway [13:51] which backwards is TAF -- the actual fun stuff [13:52] religion is bad [13:52] the pop is mean [13:52] * Emmemmemma has left #nonprophets [13:52] the pop XD [13:52] Mkay [13:52] * Emmemmemma has joined #nonprophets [13:52] oooh typos, why are you so funny [13:52] * AA has joined #nonprophets [13:52] so this starts... in theory.. as 3, right? [13:52] 3 Eastern [13:52] the new archbishop on ny will fight tooth and nail to keep women out of the priesthood [13:52] * Sabina has joined #nonprophets [13:52] Snuffleuffagus. [13:52] and to battle gay marruage [13:53] starts in 7 minutes? [13:53] FIrst of all, ALL marriage is wrong. [13:53] Greetings and feliciations to all. [13:53] hello [13:53] howdy Sabina [13:53] How bout fellatios to all? [13:53] Hail traveler [13:53] my coworker is in unification religion [13:53] arranged marraige [13:53] Beery? get in line. [13:53] WOOHOO [13:53] haha [13:54] really, darq? how's that arranged marriage working out for your co worker ? [13:54] gross, helo [13:54] it's harrangued itself [13:54] haha its not but hes so fucking dilluted he says "arranged marriage is the only way to have a family" [13:54] *ba dum pish* [13:54] hes in a lvoeless sexless marriage [13:54] BUT [13:54] Puppies are soft. [13:54] he says that if he divorces its failing god [13:54] so he doesn't understand... how sex works? [13:54] Curious. The NP site lists two additional streams but they require authentication. Is that information found somewhere? [13:54] Oh, c hrist. HOw's he going to spawn little moonies if he does bone jack his wife ? [13:54] But not if you leave them in the microwave too long. [13:54] hard to make a family without having sex, UNLESS YOUR MARY [13:55] *doesn't bone jack his wife (I meant to say) [13:55] I can make a family without having sex. A family of lego people. [13:55] *you're [13:55] it's hard to make a family without sex [13:55] Jesus took Mary's virginity. [13:55] a family of sea monkies [13:55] On his way out [13:55] Actually, I don't know how one could play with legoes and be getting laid in the same time period. [13:55] but we see plenty of them started out of wedlock [13:55] you can adopt. or marry somebody who already has spawned. [13:55] shouldn't the stream begin now? [13:55] It's beginning [13:55] in 5 [13:55] 4 [13:55] 3 [13:55] 2 [13:56] 1 [13:56] they are frequently late [13:56] i havent been laid or kissed in.... [13:56] ... [13:56] 5 yrs now [13:56] -1 [13:56] -2 [13:56] -3 [13:56] but i dont want it now [13:56] DAMN [13:56] NP's are go! [13:56] its been starved out of me [13:56] unless we're defining "family" as "family with the additional stipulation of being in an arranged marriage" [13:56] I haven't been laid in a couple of hours. [13:56] Let us all pray that they start soon. [13:56] why can't i download pls file from site? [13:56] i roll solo [13:56] but the stream usually is up a few minutes before [13:56] That's a lie [13:56] no its not [13:56] Haven't been kissed in 7 years [13:56] how old [13:56] im 27 [13:56] 26 [13:56] 22 [13:56] It was a joke [13:56] 20 [13:56] 20 [13:56] 46 I lose [13:56] Beery, you should hook up with Susan Boyle. She's NEVER been kissed. [13:56] no wait 21, my birthday was the day after matt's [13:57] yeah about susan....i have one comment [13:57] the audience reaction shots are misleading [13:57] they make you think they were sneering at her [13:57] those were prob pulled from other acts [13:57] Sabina, it was a joke, I said I hadn't been laid in a couple hours, followed by I hadn't been laid in 7 years. [13:57] Sure they are darq. I 'm sure they edit all those audience reaction shots.... [13:57] even theey judges neered [13:57] so rude [13:57] *kissed for second laid. [13:57] and impossible [13:57] * joy has joined #nonprophets [13:57] but Boyle does have a decent set of pipes on her. [13:58] no, I'm rude [13:58] that's what she sa-- you know what, I have no idea what we're talking about [13:58] Who the hell is Boyle? Peter? [13:58] i have a decent pipe on me [13:58] haha [13:58] but only one [13:58] Are they on the air yet? [13:58] Young Frankenstein is funny. [13:58] yes [13:58] That Scots woman who knocked em dead on that Brit TV show? [13:58] just kidding. I'm evil. We're hedons, remember? [13:58] BOye is that woman on Britain's Got Talent who kinda blew the judges away with her singing. [13:58] Guess it's on the youtubes now [13:58] rrrrg [13:58] or is it hethens... [13:58] its been nearly a fucking month [13:59] yes. Rudeboy. [13:59] 4 weeks [13:59] Fav position? 69 [13:59] decent = (-----------------------------------) [13:59] * AA has quit IRC (AA) [13:59] when I get the time I'll watch it [13:59] It's "HEATHENS" ;) [13:59] this better be a long good show [13:59] i like doggy style [13:59] sad world. suprised that a homley woman had a good voice. [13:59] ah, thank you sabina. [13:59] Are the secondary streams working? Or am I SOL? [13:59] * Tori has joined #nonprophets [13:59] What is the authentication information for these two additional streams? [13:59] ironically, it is spelled like "heaven" with a "th" instead of a "v" [13:59] is there sound for you guys yet [13:59] not me [13:59] Susan Boyle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk [13:59] brb [14:00] grabbing food [14:00] no sound [14:00] I have yet to connect. No stream is running [14:00] possibly popcorn [14:00] Heathen = one who likes Heath Ledger? [14:00] anyone got sound? [14:00] Oh, so I'm a godless Heath Ledger fan? [14:00] I suppose that's accurate. [14:00] Sound what? Advice? Logic? [14:00] no audio for npr [14:00] i mean [14:00] no, audio [14:00] Nuffink yet. [14:01] =) [14:01] =( [14:01] I wish I could Hadoken [14:01] * Tori has quit IRC (Tori) [14:01] hey are they running late [14:01] No, they're walking [14:01] Soooo ... the NON Prophets are LATE AGAIN!!! [14:01] dammit they're late! they should have been on 2 weeks and 2 minutes ago! [14:01] hurr hurr [14:01] * bededog has joined #nonprophets [14:01] I'm getting an error message - That's why I decided to pop in here. Just wanted to make sure they were on today. :) [14:01] Someone call Denis and tell him to put more gas in the car [14:02]