Session Start: Sat Mar 21 13:24:35 2009 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:24] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:24] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:24] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Mar 07 13:38:44 [13:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:25] * Non-Prophets sets mode: +o microbiologychick [13:25] * markhedder has joined #nonprophets [13:25] jeff scares me [13:25] i love him [13:26] but...its his eyebrows [13:26] * LongBro has joined #nonprophets [13:26] http://www.wakeskating.com/forum/files/uncle-leo.jpg [13:26] * LongBro is now known as DasSquid [13:27] awwwww yeah check it! I'm drunk, It's my birthday, and I'm VERY FAR AWAY from my 'home' and I'm about to listen to the gang... FUCK YES. [13:27] how old [13:28] Young'n ;) Quarter century [13:29] 50 orbits for me [13:29] happy birthday DasSquid [13:29] Thank you very muchly! [13:31] its all downhill from here [13:32] I assume that most people here are on the other side of the world, how is everyone over thar? [13:33] the snow is starting to melt finally [13:33] wow darqness, nice and cherpy news ;) thank you ever so much [13:33] hoser, nicccce [13:33] I really wish for snow sometimes [13:36] * tristan has joined #nonprophets [13:37] * markhedder has quit IRC [13:37] * markhedder has joined #nonprophets [13:37] * markhedder has quit IRC (markhedder) [13:37] * tristan has quit IRC (tristan) [13:37] * chrisC has joined #nonprophets [13:38] * Kaffi has joined #nonprophets [13:39] My time fram is not particularly good right now, roughly when will the lads be broadcasting? [13:39] 1 hour? 2 hours? [13:40] 20 mins [13:40] * ShadowOfDoubt has joined #nonprophets [13:40] i have a question for you atheists: how long do you think humans have been on the earth? [13:41] a long time [13:41] what wikipedia says [13:41] >6000 years [13:41] :) [13:41] yes 6000 years [13:41] okay, it seems like you guys agree. [13:42] hehe [13:42] no >6000 years [13:42] what is your estimate? [13:42] 6001 [13:42] * stephangoodwin has joined #nonprophets [13:42] sounds about right. [13:43] to quote eddie izzard: [13:43] 4.5 thousand....million years [13:43] which makes it 4.5billion [13:43] I think what those trying to do teaching its not 6000 years is criminal [13:43] no [13:43] shit [13:43] he says [13:43] 4 thousand five hundred............million years [13:44] chrisC, i take it u r joking haha? [13:44] for humans on the planet you mean, right? [13:44] chrisC: they're not trying, they're doing it! [13:44] homo sapiens 250,000 - 100,000 years on the planet [13:44] yes and I think its a manipulation of our legal system. [13:44] earth is 4.55 billion years old +- 1* [13:45] okay so 250,000 years.. how is it the case that human beings accomplished absolutely nothing for 909% of that. [13:45] 99%, and only in the last 1% did we start getting the wheel, and civilization started to sprout out of nowhere? [13:45] Is the stream up? [13:46] can you explain that? I can't. it makes no sense logically. [13:46] * KenHam has joined #nonprophets [13:46] because the rate of change of development is proportional to the current development? [13:46] why would you assume we accomplished NOTHING for the first 99% of human existence? [13:46] stone tools, fire, language [13:47] those aren't small advances [13:47] no those were invented in the last 6 thousand years. [13:47] no they werent [13:47] what? [13:47] or discovered [13:47] * tristan has joined #nonprophets [13:47] what was the first sense to develop---not in infants but in the evolutionary process [13:47] stone tools and fire are much older than that [13:47] pre-human ancestors had tools [13:47] chrisC are u kidding? [13:47] language was not discovered until atleast the neolithic chinese [13:47] Ok...so...how's everybody doing? [13:47] stone and fire are natural phenomenas. [13:48] it is in no way discovered. a gift from God. [13:48] fantastic [13:48] language, its believed, was originally developed to communicate with animals [13:48] Do you want the good news or the bad news? [13:48] pretty good, although I can't connect [13:48] uh oh. [13:48] bad [13:48] * Ememel has joined #nonprophets [13:48] lemme guess [13:48] no show today [13:48] The bad news is, we're starting late [13:48] ohhhh a troll [13:48] there's nothing wrong with, why am I here? [13:48] The good news is, there's still gonna be a show [13:48] * Liei has joined #nonprophets [13:48] *throws tomatos* [13:48] * D has joined #nonprophets [13:48] how late haha ;) [13:48] hey as long as there is a show [13:48] yeah [13:48] Actually, the good news is: Jeff is here [13:48] Still going to be a show? Hurray! [13:49] yay! Hi Jeff! [13:49] The bad news is...no one else is. [13:49] wtf mate? [13:49] Jeff [13:49] ! [13:49] Jeff? hurray! [13:49] Exactly,invention cannot be predicted it relies on random chance and the development before it. True development and innovation could only occur after a stable agricultural society was established. The various ice ages were not conducive for that type of lifestyle. It was only around 15,000 years ago that things settled down and non-huntergatherer societies could be established. [13:49] when life gives you potatos, make potato salad [13:49] I want your babies! [13:49] or something [13:49] to have them? [13:49] stealing is wrong [13:49] haaha so it's you (Russell?) and Jeff? [13:49] soungs good to me [13:50] so how is it, through a non-created way, that all of a sudden, 6 thousand years ago we have the pyramids [13:50] and history starts from the sumerians, egyptians, and chinese [13:50] heheh, um chrisC the pyramids were created [13:50] you're AT Matts house, but he's not there? [13:50] and nothing like that was accomplished over 6,000? [13:50] After a stable society things like metal work could develop partly becuase higher populations meant greater chance of innovation and partly due to the fact that people had less environmental pressures affecting them. [13:50] chrisC, because THAT is when we finally learned how to RECORD our history? rather than just telling it to each other? [13:50] metal was only a few centuries ago. [13:51] certainly not more than 6 thousand years. [13:51] absolutely, I agree with that [13:51] ... so? [13:51] dassquid, it can't be just a communication problem [13:51] yes chrisC all stuff appeared 6 thousand years ago...ignoring everything that came before [13:51] yes, yes it can. [13:51] like say cave paintings [13:51] we have no monuments, no pyramids, nothing.. absolutely nothing. [13:51] and stone tools [13:51] have you ever played the children's game, 'Chinese Whispers' ? [13:51] * wehab has joined #nonprophets [13:52] human beings are known not to accomplish anything before 6 thousand years [13:52] that is ridiculous [13:52] wouldn't you wager to say, its almost as if a God breathed a message into humans? [13:52] you are correct, chris, we don't have much in the way of structures beyond aroudn 4-5 thousand years ago... so? [13:52] no [13:52] the ancient sumerians were brewing beer before ur god created the universe chris haha [13:52] Thats another good point [13:52] chris, we're known to accomplish EXISTING before then. [13:52] everything before 6000 is primitive is my point squid, if it even exists. [13:52] cats aren't building structures [13:52] ancient egyptian civilizationw ay predates 4000BC [13:52] they still exist [13:52] we were hunting wooly mammoths before "creation" as well [13:52] not true lewis. [13:53] exactly, primitive doesn't mean it didn't exist [13:53] * FalseImago has joined #nonprophets [13:53] yes true chris haha [13:53] I mean shit, you're trying to argue what? we didn't exist beyond 6k years ago? [13:53] or we were 'dumb' more than 6k years ago? [13:53] because on the latter, we agree [13:53] i think chrisC is arguing that he/she is a troll [13:53] okay, let's say for the sake of argument we existed. [13:53] when? [13:53] how it can it be that 99% of human species was primitive [13:53] and out of nowhere, only in the last 1% did stuff start to happen? [13:54] I declare by fiat that we were created 30 seconds ago. everything prior to that is implanted memories, designed to test our faith. [13:54] humans weren't "dumb" per se, we just hadn't accumulated enough knowledge and population or organization until then [13:54] wouldn't you say that beyond ~6k years ago that 100% of humanity was primative? [13:54] chrisC: out of nowhere? [13:54] oh hai thar [13:54] it's not like they suddenly started making cell phones [13:54] * Gleemax has joined #nonprophets [13:54] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg [13:54] stephangoodwin, yes true, which is why I used 'dumb' in quotation marks [13:54] lower test voice, please, please [13:54] If you need a repeat. [13:54] yes no one says we had radically different brain sizes than we do now [13:55] which is why it makes no logical sense to me. [13:55] GizmoIscariot, why are you transcoding the already crappy mp3? [13:55] * woot has quit IRC [13:55] * woot has joined #nonprophets [13:55] brb [13:55] don't get me wrong, i'm a big ogg vorbis supporter [13:55] just not a big fan of transcoding :P [13:55] chrisC, u cant possibly suggest you are trying to use a logic whilst simultaneously suggesting the universe is 6000 years old [13:55] for 99% of our existence we have no organization and only in the last 1% we do? [13:55] Im not [13:55] I don't know any atheist who can explain this. [13:55] Im rebroadcasting the sohw [13:55] monster bottle? [13:56] I generally do it ever week in case the main stream gets full [13:56] just think how long mammals didn't have organization!!! [13:56] lewis, I am granting you for the sake of argument that it's not. [13:56] chrisC: no, you just don't accept the explanations [13:56] what percent of our history of mammals did we do nothing? [13:56] Your looking for the answer to a question that is stupid [13:56] Cheers Giz [13:56] but it makes no sense from a natural standpoint, instead it seems like a God intervened. [13:56] oh nos, creationism is true! [13:56] AUDIO: 44100 Hz, 2 ch, s16le, 64.0 kbit/4.54% (ratio: 8000->176400) [13:56] Selected audio codec: [ffvorbis] afm: ffmpeg (FFmpeg Vorbis) [13:56] * Cafeeine has joined #nonprophets [13:56] that's transcoding [13:56] God makes sense from a natural standpoint? :) [13:56] Im using edcast and Icecast [13:56] Whatever they are doing, they are doing ;p [13:56] other mammals, not including ourselves, still have no organization. [13:57] that's bs [13:57] they have not built pyramids or any monuments, so that point is moot. [13:57] ants build pyramids [13:57] the mighty Canadian beaver build dams [13:57] so chrisC are you just ignorant of our own cultural advancement through the ages? [13:57] see, strawman [13:57] Ok...everyone is here except for Russell [13:58] yay [13:58] We're doing the pre-show discussion [13:58] whenever I see a theologian bring this up, there is no good answer but strawmans [13:58] woot [13:58] my point was that the idea of percent of history is meaningless [13:58] don't get me wrong: i want him too [13:58] why? [13:58] I'm giving up my mic today (though you'll probably hear me chiming in anyway). So I should be in the chat stuff more [13:59] matt? [13:59] Non-Prophets = Matt, correct? [13:59] it took animal life millions of years of evolution before something cam around that couild do a technological civilization [13:59] * canadian has joined #nonprophets [13:59] but humanity didn't evolve to do that [13:59] I'm straming, no chatter yet? [13:59] If God revealed these things to humanity how do you explain Native Americans still living like everyone else did 10,000 years ago? [13:59] * canadian has quit IRC (canadian) [13:59] ChrisC I'm mostly drunk out of my mind, and I could still easily destroy your arguments, most of the people here are actually smart AND not drunk [14:00] * canadian-pat has joined #nonprophets [14:00] I said before, no animals have technological civlizations [14:00] a lot of other events need to occur before technological advancement starts [14:00] should start drinking soon though [14:00] hey [14:00] anyone else using wikkedwire in Firefox on OSX? Mine's all.... twitchy looking. [14:00] my firefox is good [14:00] There is no evidence of Native americans 10,000 years ago [14:00] * Tere has joined #nonprophets [14:00] chrisC: that's also wrong [14:00] again, it's always 6000 years ago [14:00] and I find that not a coincidence [14:01] well, good for you [14:01] I learned something this week. Don't get into an argument with anti vaccination people who think all of science is a conspiracy theory to bilk people out of money. [14:01] the most ancient time scale you can find is the neolithic Chinese [14:01] chrisC, you're not including fossils and homo sapiens remains that have been dated to be older than 6k years... yes? [14:01] yes, if you ignore evidence of human beings before 6000 years ago then you won't find it [14:01] * chester has joined #nonprophets [14:01] which is, miraculously 6000 years ago when they all of a sudden started figuring out stuff. [14:01] If they don't accept the science that says vaccinations are good, theres really no where to go [14:01] * Blahface has joined #nonprophets [14:01] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_paintings Hey look human art before 6000 years ago [14:01] when dose the show atart? [14:02] dassquid, I said before, I am granting for the sake of argument that the humans lived before 6000 years ago. [14:02] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lascaux <- nope, no humans here. obviously Yahweh had an airbrush [14:02] how can it be the case that everything known to man was primitive before 6000, then all of a sudden, we started figuring out stuff? [14:02] around the world? [14:02] Is there a way to listen to this on media player? [14:02] chrisC, you are the first theistic troll I have seen here [14:02] even you have to admit -- it makes no sense [14:02] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_tools hey look tools pre-creation! [14:02] from a naturalistic world view. [14:02] chrisC: your story makes no sense, yes [14:02] * stephangoodwin has quit IRC (stephangoodwin) [14:03] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need a repeater. [14:03] because it's not real [14:03] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [14:03] I am just here to discuss some points, not inciting anything really. [14:03] * stephangoodwin has joined #nonprophets [14:03] gack! [14:03] chrisC: it makes total sense, ok... think for me now, you know how each generation of human is smarter than the next, as in... we figure things out, then we figure out how to teach it to our shildren? [14:03] GizmoIscariot: is the show started? [14:03] I was advocated to listen to this discussion from some of my peers [14:03] Not yet [14:03] x [14:03] k [14:03] ah, francis ford crappola, I'm outta beer today [14:03] Your assuming that "figuring out stuff: is necessary and easy while it was neither for a long time [14:04] hey look pottery pre creations! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pottery [14:04] woot: still isn't for theists :) [14:04] * skalla has joined #nonprophets [14:04] dassquid, yes you are right, but it is all relative [14:04] to the timescale [14:04] according to my winamp, I'm 'streaming' but nothing is coming through, so I imagine they haven't started [14:04] if someone said that they were to give us 250,000 years, would it make sense we accomplish nothing in the first 99%? [14:04] ack! I forgot to turn on my audio player [14:04] has the show started yet? [14:04] chrisC: "nothing" is wrong [14:05] they did plenty of things [14:05] it most certainly is not [14:05] everything they are have said to accomplish is primitive [14:05] you just got three links that show they accomplished stuff [14:05] What is to make sense of? Progress doesn't have to be uniform. [14:05] and only in the last 6 thousand years have we become modern [14:05] The show has not started yet [14:05] yes you have to accomplish primitive things first [14:05] "think for me now" Nope. Think for yourself now. [14:05] oh, good. [14:05] Progress is in fact logarithmic not linear [14:05] humanity moves forward "standing on the shoulders of giants" [14:05] unless you have the BSG teechnology to help you. [14:06] we have onbly been modern since about 1700 [14:06] it does not have to be uniform mond, but it has to atleast be consistent [14:06] by my definition [14:06] three cheers for Gutenberg [14:06] if we have roughly the same brain size, it makes no sense from a naturalistic world view that it all came in the last 1% [14:06] how can you explain that? [14:06] chrisC you have to accomplish simple things before you can learn complex things [14:06] cumulative cultural education and better communication. [14:06] * idonotgetit has joined #nonprophets [14:07] look, you have to make stone tools before you learn how to make stone structures [14:07] you have to make simple structures before complex ones [14:07] chrisC is trying to shoe horn his god into the development of man [14:07] I agree stephan, but that doesn't not justify the time frame [14:07] once we could make simple structures and tools we can use them as a basis for more complex ones [14:07] from which it was accumulated. [14:07] Battlestar Galatica Finale, anyone? [14:07] chrisC: watch 2001 [14:07] aliens did it [14:07] there also has been an explosion of the number of humans here to do something [14:07] tee hee [14:08] Here this is what I was looking for : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ParadigmShiftsFrr15Events.svg [14:08] cumulative means just that, cumulative [14:08] I was wondering why this 12 foot black monolith was outside my house. Oh, it's my neighbor's car ... [14:08] consistent [14:08] an evolution, not a sudden burst. [14:08] according to atheists. [14:08] awwww yeah [14:08] * idonotgetit has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [14:08] it's sounding good [14:08] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_population Look at the estimations of population of earth [14:08] * yellWolf has joined #nonprophets [14:08] too loud, methinks [14:08] methinks thou shalt grab a dictionary and look up cumulative. [14:09] Sounds good to me, but I like loud ;p [14:09] you need humans in NUMBERS to build civilations [14:09] ChrisC: what about punctuated equilibrium? [14:09] i mean, i can turn down my speakers [14:09] * EverythingElseAtheist has joined #nonprophets [14:09] but I think dennis's was much louder than the others [14:09] you are making a special case [14:09] i just had a brainstorm! [14:09] holy shit [14:09] i cant hear anthign [14:09] to account for the sudden burst, which can not be defined in that terms [14:09] use holy water to flush that holy shit [14:10] somebody needs to create a site..a single site..for all atheist groups/radioshows/podcasts/tv shows to have on one site [14:10] * idonotgetit has joined #nonprophets [14:10] so its one-stop-shopping [14:10] so no need to search all over [14:10] * jbjbbjjhbbjhb has joined #nonprophets [14:10] all of them are right there [14:10] * Dylta has joined #nonprophets [14:10] I missed the beginning of what you said... I just notced the "evolution, not a sudden burst" thing [14:10] Look at moores law. The calculation is linear but a results compared to a few generations ago are exponential. You make massive progress one the tech matures. [14:10] yeah, poor chrisc seems uynable to think for himself [14:10] thats better [14:10] I can hear you well enough even while I'm chomping chips [14:10] * JoshL has joined #nonprophets [14:10] sounds good [14:11] is it on yet? [14:11] Gleemax, I am saying 99% of 250,000 years is enough [14:11] and it does not make sense that only in the last 1% did we start figuring out stuff. [14:11] chrisC are you going to answer the point about numbers of humans? [14:11] which point, sorry I missed it [14:11] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_population [14:11] he isn't going to answer anything. he only demands that we answer him [14:12] you need large numbers of people living in the same place to build large objects [14:12] yes I saw you link that, what point are you making? [14:12] 1% of 250000 is 2500, not 6000 [14:12] yawnfest 2009 [14:12] they should do a preshow for the nonprophets [14:12] yes and then? [14:12] I answered it by saying you are making a special case for your position [14:12] that can not be explained precisely by that [14:12] hence, for a large part of human history there weren't enough people in one place to build pyramids [14:12] 250,000 years I would say 99% is more than we can accumulate [14:12] in the last 1%. [14:13] that makes no sense. [14:13] "making a special case" by explaining cumulative cultural education vs. "magic". nice. [14:13] how is that a special case? [14:13] Ok...started [14:13] * KenHam loves projection [14:13] goodie [14:13] whoo show! [14:13] I just said [14:13] holy hell, hiccup in my line there [14:13] 99% of 250,000 > 1% of 250,000 [14:13] chrisC: shut up and listen to the show [14:13] just got 200 or so lines at once [14:13] wheeee [14:13] * Kazim has joined #nonprophets [14:13] * tristan has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009030820]) [14:13] hi folks [14:13] * canadian-pat has quit IRC (canadian-pat) [14:13] never tell chrisC to shut up [14:13] hello Kazim [14:13] hey [14:13] Hey Russell. [14:13] LIES RUSSELL! [14:13] * Non-Prophets sets mode: +o Kazim [14:13] then we are no better than the crazy xtians [14:14] hey russell, you watch BSG last night? [14:14] what song was that [14:14] Russell always lies. [14:14] It's 22nd March here in Hong Kong! and it's my BRTHDAY! [14:14] I'm lying right now. [14:14] lol, this intro is awesome [14:14] congrats -- get good and drunk [14:14] * Dylta has quit IRC (Dylta) [14:14] did they stat late? [14:14] starting now [14:14] I'm sorry, I don't watch BSG. Shun me now. [14:14] sinner! [14:14] Russell - you've got my mic, so you're doing any extra announcements. Fortunately, there's nothing beyond elections that I can think of [14:14] * bluegrass has joined #nonprophets [14:14] neither do I Russel, it's ok [14:14] shun me extra, I haven't watched tv since 2007 [14:14] please don't drop spoilers for the finale, btw. haven't seen it yet [14:14] do people actually call the voicemail for info? [14:14] That's fine, I'm a Stargate fan meself! [14:14] * JoshL rings the bell [14:15] * JoshL moo's like a mad cow [14:15] oh yeah? i never even heard of tv [14:15] woo [14:15] doesn't anyone like Sanctuary? [14:15] hm [14:15] we can begin the show, bluegrass is here [14:15] wth [14:15] I haven't watched it [14:15] Sanctuary is ok. [14:15] pretty much all I watch is The Office and BSg [14:15] what is this tee vee that you speak of?!?!? sounds like sorcery to me [14:15] yeah, it's not perfect [14:15] man, Shilling is awesome [14:15] when I watch tv [14:15] mainly because he shares my name. [14:15] DasSquid: yes. [14:15] I just have to respond to the one who mentioned moore's law, moore's law precisely supports my position [14:15] in that if it's consistent, it should have happened throughout 250,000 years [14:15] and not the last portion. [14:16] and shares my outlook, Mysanthrope [14:16] i've considered taking the name [14:16] okay enough from me. [14:16] shilling does? [14:16] chrisC, do you know what a logarithmic graph looks like? [14:16] Can't we get Matt and the gang talk about this? [14:16] lol, thats it? nice ending [14:16] DasSquid == Jake Shillin [14:16] * Guest60914 has joined #nonprophets [14:16] Shilling [14:16] lol yes [14:16] its been fun chrisC but show is on now...when you can explain to me how the fact that there are no people around to build things is a special case for nothing being built instead of an explanation, I'm done with your silliness, enjoy the show! [14:16] Tak about what? [14:16] call in chrisC [14:16] I'm so sorry. [14:16] im a bigger misanthrope than schilling [14:16] I paid my dues [14:16] haha [14:17] darqness, you can't even spell [14:17] hey, I freaking live in Kentucky - don't put this membership schtick on me. : -P [14:17] hey hoser! HOw's the noth country today? [14:17] im typing lying on my back [14:17] uh, north country [14:17] psh Dennis would evicerate Matt. [14:17] snow is melting [14:17] so it's Mudland today? [14:18] * Guest60914 has quit IRC (Guest60914) [14:18] many deep and dirty puddles [14:18] pointless to wash your car [14:18] good fro growing lots of wheat I believe [14:19] no one speaking? shit, I think my IRC has cacked up again [14:19] nah [14:19] oh good ;) [14:19] we're just not interesting [14:19] is that jeff? [14:19] hahaha [14:19] niet [14:19] THAT is [14:19] *sniff [14:19] lol [14:19] Jeff's mic was low, I'll fix it... [14:19] * Guest24809 has joined #nonprophets [14:19] Hey, its Jeff! [14:19] gutteral noises! [14:19] his own? [14:19] lol, omg [14:19] Just remember, you guys are on a delay - which makes it difficult for me to chat sometimes [14:19] wow [14:19] a man had faculties? [14:19] haha [14:19] wow... [14:19] I love my hands... [14:19] hehe, darwin chooses him! [14:19] * Guest24809 has quit IRC (Guest24809) [14:19] Titus Andronicus! [14:20] what part of a school administration inside of him? [14:20] Natural Selection at work. [14:20] why couldn't he cut his penis of? [14:20] off? [14:20] so he can't reproduce [14:20] are you sure this news story isn't just the movie idle hands? [14:20] some said to him, "Hey, could you give me a hand...?" [14:20] * yellWolf has quit IRC (yellWolf) [14:20] * jbjbbjjhbbjhb has quit IRC (jbjbbjjhbbjhb) [14:20] id rather clean up a bloody hand then a bloody penis.. [14:20] rudeboy, good samaratin eh? [14:20] Gawd told him to cut off that? [14:21] perhaps, hard to tell [14:21] I've gotta hand it to him, his interpretation of the Bible really goes out on a limb [14:21] the puns! They burn! [14:21] LOL [14:21] ... ... [14:21] perfect [14:21] * yellWolf has joined #nonprophets [14:21] bluegrass, you MAY have just given me cancer [14:21] Not that I'm fingering the cause here [14:21] oi [14:21] the pain [14:21] now he's an armless ambidextrian [14:21] of the puns [14:21] or however it's spelled [14:21] I don't believe it if it's not first hand, though [14:22] id give my left arm to be ambidextrous [14:22] heehee [14:22] An electric steak carver would have been handy [14:22] heh, the electric knife was in the movie Idle Hands [14:22] XD [14:22] thank you, thank you [14:22] chainsow [14:22] uhoh, I hope he didn't cut that off too [14:22] Idle hands are the devils.... hey! [14:22] did a jew just say "final solution"? [14:22] this little tarsel went to market, this little metatarsel stayed home ... [14:23] lol thats a good quote 'having a stump isnt life threatening' [14:23] POPE-Y MCPOPELPANTS [14:23] this little tarsel is roast beef, and i want none [14:23] them bones, them bones, them cut off bones ... [14:23] darth pope [14:23] fuck yeah [14:23] Pope sidious [14:23] pope sidious [14:23] damn you beat me to it [14:23] condoms are actually AIDs Cannons [14:23] yeah...the popes been a dick [14:23] aids spores? a new Spores game pack? [14:23] SPORE SUCKS [14:23] he's a real prick, josh [14:23] Spores: Retrovirus edition [14:23] Ben-e-dick [14:23] the pope should saw his own head off [14:23] sexually transmitted diseases in SPORE would be awesome [14:23] fuckin just give ppl condoms! sigh [14:23] fore skinned is fore armed ...... [14:23] * skalla has quit IRC [14:23] I'm glad I'm not a "member" of the catholic church [14:24] Well, you can make the creatures do it, so [14:24] condomnation [14:24] pope been a dick? [14:24] yeah [14:24] The pope has condomed condoms [14:24] oh.... [14:24] ARGH [14:24] HELP [14:24] pope is a dick [14:24] pope is-a-dick [14:24] I'M OUT OF CHOCOLATE [14:24] lol [14:24] NO! not out of chocolate~ [14:24] fuck... [14:24] your out of fuck? [14:24] lol...wow russel [14:24] hehe [14:24] Thats hitler [14:24] and there went the german audience [14:24] HEIL JESUS [14:25] this problem is MUCH greater than that of the 'Pope's' intelligence (or lack thereof) [14:25] lol [14:25] rudeboy: that too :'( [14:25] I say, Ollie. ANyone named Hitler can't be all that bad.... There's another nice mess you've got us into .... [14:25] he's right, a "responsible attitude towards sex" - using condoms - would help the aids problem. [14:25] Not all Israelis are neo-nazis, just a select few [14:25] lol from now on, Russell gets to do the Pope voice [14:25] I like condoms... [14:25] Pope Russell! [14:25] Russel - because we all know that AIDs is a thought crime, not a real one. ;-) [14:25] I think we're all out of fucks, or at least running low .... ah, hell ... [14:25] i know i'm out of fucks [14:26] my wife is on the other coast right now....*sigh* [14:26] damn recession [14:26] viv la France! [14:26] rudeboy: how wrong is prostitution? [14:26] next the French will start demanding more McDonalds in Paris.. [14:26] let the french has mcD's [14:26] Not wrong in my informed and enlightened opinion [14:26] viv la fuck! [14:26] I'm in HK with my HK friends, and it's VERY acceptable here... I'm having a tough time avoiding the temptation, any arguments I can give? [14:26] they have the healthcare to afford to eat that crap [14:26] just wear a condom [14:26] haha damn I can't find any way out of it [14:26] heh! [14:26] it's the gambler's fornication [14:27] I've never used such a service before, and I didn't really want to... but they're getting me a 'present' for my birthday... [14:27] gar. [14:27] oops [14:27] ah well. [14:27] * Criggster has joined #nonprophets [14:27] just buy your condoms along with your forgiveness and the pope should be okay with it [14:27] I'm not adviswing, just ofering opinion [14:27] there you go [14:27] his modivation is wrong, they just want more babies to take over the world! [14:27] I couldn't think of any logical reason not to, and talking to other people, they can't really offer a reason [14:27] Austin, that's in Poland right? [14:27] I guess it's just my prudish brit nature ;) [14:27] * skalla has joined #nonprophets [14:28] international listeners, you are now experiencing americaqn humor at its best [14:28] what if the pope is listening [14:28] fart jokes? [14:28] 'best' oh wow [14:28] haha [14:28] to hell with the pope...just in case he's listening [14:28] and american bad typing at its worst when it comes to me and my keybpoard [14:28] see..? [14:28] the pop is prob sittin on the crapper [14:28] if he's listening, he's already in hell [14:28] drinkin prune juice [14:28] does the pope bless the crapper? [14:28] does he pass holy gas? [14:28] psh, the Holocaust never happened. Nor did evolution. [14:29] If I could ever advocate violence, I'd be selling "Pope on a rope" T-shirts [14:29] are his feces blessed as well? [14:29] Are there any Europeans in this chat channel right now? [14:29] Just curious. [14:29] yes [14:29] Holy Toilet Water(tm) [14:29] i t hought evolution caused the holocaust [14:29] only by blood [14:29] all american here [14:29] When he flushes, does the mediterranean get blesssed as well? [14:29] bork bork bork [14:29] nah, I'm something far more rare: an atheist living in Kentucky. [14:29] for good ol' ohio here [14:29] NC Atheist here. [14:29] rude, only parts of it, laws of liquid distribution and whatnot [14:29] my grandpa is fron Denmark though [14:29] yikes, bluegrass, you must have some stories to tell ... [14:29] haha, yeah [14:30] best part - I moved here from Georgia [14:30] <-- swedish, would be fun to hear a swedish accent :) [14:30] * rudeboy lives in Los Angeles [14:30] hear hear [14:30] georgia, double yikes [14:30] deus ex cathedra? [14:30] ex cathedra literally means 'from the throne' [14:30] (also swedish) [14:30] If you can't prove him wrong then he is infallable. [14:30] <-- germany [14:30] GOD FROM CATHEDRa [14:30] * DasSquid lives in Melbourne, Australia, where you are precisely not bothered for being an atheist [14:30] are his turds infallible? [14:30] viewers want to know [14:30] in fact, I feel like less of an atheist (antitheist) because of living here [14:30] nothing to rebel against ;) [14:31] can you prove turds wrong? NO you cant! [14:31] so mainly, the pope is infallible when he;s on duty....and he gets to say when that is [14:31] Deus ex porcelean cathedra [14:31] his turds are quite foul [14:31] after eating chicken they are quite fowl [14:31] haha [14:31] or he's feathering his nest [14:31] ok gross, i just ate, dont make me blow chunks [14:31] and after beef they are bullshit? [14:31] haha [14:31] yep [14:32] PROOF THAT THERE IS NO GOD: rudeboy hasn't been struck down for his fowl jokes [14:32] not now, not ever [14:32] no that's just proof we don't know where he lives :P [14:32] jesus is an angry chicken? [14:32] MATT!: http://scottwlewis.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lagoon_pope800.jpg [14:32] 'we'? I'm talking about GAWD [14:32] there youre pope on a rope [14:32] Jeepers! [14:32] OI! Jeff's Mic is still boned [14:32] Dennis' mic isn't working [14:32] what is jeff doing with that mic? [14:32] LOl [14:32] I'm getting it [14:32] that soap is hilarious [14:32] 4MATT/NON-PROPHETS: http://scottwlewis.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lagoon_pope800.jpg [14:33] nvm [14:33] the atheist agenda! [14:33] dennis is he came in spouting a direction [14:33] the "agenda"? [14:33] what next, a GOAL [14:33] GASP! [14:33] bluegrass you cannot mean that! [14:33] I ABJECT!' [14:33] jk [14:33] or, as they say on telemundo, a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL [14:33] nope [14:33] yeah, the promotion of positive atheism and the separation of church and state. [14:33] * Jim has joined #nonprophets [14:33] * greito12 has joined #nonprophets [14:33] I can hear Jeff just fine. [14:33] * Cerberus has joined #nonprophets [14:33] * Jim is now known as Guest32348 [14:33] EEA - you fiend! [14:33] Jeff sounds fine now [14:34] his mic was shit before [14:34] someone was way off-mike earlier [14:34] who is the guy that keeps talkin about russels sister? [14:34] probably just potted it down too low [14:34] ?? [14:34] I lol at the fact that Jeff got pretty pissed that caller ;) [14:34] Whats this about? I wasnt listening? [14:34] ? [14:34] Go to hell Jeff :-) [14:34] I liked jeffs call [14:34] *at that [14:34] I missed it [14:34] it was pope soap on a rope [14:34] it was entertaining in the least [14:34] Was it the caller about hell? [14:34] Yes [14:34] and then you burn the rope. [14:34] probably [14:35] oh boy. sounds fun [14:35] well that got the chatroom going [14:35] Jeff, tells it as it is. [14:35] i do think last week was a little harse, but funny [14:35] Preach is brotha [14:35] it* [14:35] * Guest45553 has joined #nonprophets [14:35] What is he talking about? [14:35] I got it EEA ;) [14:35] Jeff pissed off about hell? Why ever would he be? [14:35] jeff is scary...hed make a GREAT defense attorney [14:35] This is the reason I almost NEVER read comments at YouTube [14:36] require logic [14:36] jeff is pissed off about belivers okaynig him getting to hell [14:36] * DorisES has joined #nonprophets [14:36] oh, that too [14:36] Matt, you're like Bill O'Reilly on PCP.... [14:36] can someone link the youtube video please [14:36] What show is he talking about? [14:36] * kyokuma_jr has joined #nonprophets [14:36] Is iTunes eating up the CPU for anyone else when the stream rebuffers? [14:36] Last weeks show [14:36] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbMcthUZGW8 <- this is the call [14:36] thank you [14:36] last week's Atheist Experience [14:36] Granted that Jeff was pissed off about hell, as most of the rest of us are (dare I say all) [14:36] * apparition has joined #nonprophets [14:36] thank you [14:36] your itunes shouldn't be eating up anything [14:36] the majority of the viewers [14:36] but the dude that was 'arguing' with him HAD NO FUCKING CLUE what Jeff was on abou [14:36] FMS - yeah, I've heard that. :) [14:36] t [14:36] (how you're going to listen to them both at the same time is beyond me, though ;) [14:37] lol [14:37] but I dont want to see O'Reilly on PCP, and I love watching Matt dismantle people [14:37] 4 lie [14:37] people make up their own christianity anyways, they have no idea what god they believe in [14:37] therefore... there is a god? I dunno [14:37] O'Reilly is already on PCP and gone overboard [14:37] I don't know, if we see O'Reilly on PCP, can we sent him to prison? [14:37] That lunatic is insane [14:37] oh wait, I'm not paying attention to jeff explaining how people dont pay attention to the show [14:38] nah he's o'reilly, he'll spin it so he's not on pcp ;) [14:38] I think he's stupid enough to get a search warrant for drugs. [14:38] as opposed to the sane lunatics rudeboy? :P [14:38] doh ho ho ho bluegrass, I see what you did thar [14:38] ofr course.... [14:38] 4 just complacent [14:38] Implied in the basic christian dogma is we deserve infinite torture for disbelief. [14:38] YES [14:38] um... I sure know some that would be happy... [14:38] and you're a BAD PERSON for wanting them to want you to burn in hell [14:38] lol [14:38] Fred Phelps [14:39] you're denying god just to HURT them [14:39] lol [14:39] I'll be AFK for a few minutes. laundry to load. back in a few klicks [14:39] oh theists.. [14:39] yeah, but the fact that probably aroudn 90% of 'Christians' in America have never thought their beliefs through so far [14:39] anyones stream cutting out? [14:39] not mine [14:39] anyone here read "waiting for the galactic bus" ? I'm looking forward to that hell [14:39] not mine [14:39] Every time I upload new utube vids I get a bunch of one way verbal tickets to hell [14:39] nope [14:39] The christians need to get together and push for god to change his policy [14:39] dassquid [14:39] + get a bunch of requests to pass those to AE hosts [14:39] why would you imply that there are 10% that have? [14:39] whats your channel kyokuma? [14:39] they need a demonstration at the pearly gates [14:40] ? kyokumajr? lol [14:40] those 10%? They're actually called atheists [14:40] He was laughing like an asshole [14:40] no way, he was laughing [14:40] mine is 4Jonah [14:40] bluegrass, I said probably and around, I have no clue ;) never been to yank-town [14:40] If I believe that atheists are going to hell, then you believe that they "deserve" to go to hell [14:40] have 5 asenine vids [14:40] erm wait [14:40] he was laughing like a complete moron [14:40] na he was laughin like an ass [14:40] I phrased that wrong [14:40] he was laughing [14:40] Nobody thought he was crying huh? [14:40] no [14:40] lol-ing [14:40] nope [14:40] nah, he was giggling [14:40] no [14:40] I thought he was crying at first [14:40] ok [14:40] no [14:40] nope [14:40] my bad [14:40] I thought he was laughing [14:40] it was the sound of his brain trying to jump out of his skull [14:40] it's okay, Russell, you are infallible. [14:41] Kazim: some people in the tv chat thought so do [14:41] because it just couldn't take the stupid anymore [14:41] TOO MANY NEGATIVES [14:41] I see [14:41] WAAAIT A MINUTE FSMisGod! [14:41] wtf? whose comments are they reading out now? where are they getting this nonsense from? [14:41] dont you not want to not do that, no? [14:41] Russell is God. So is FSM. [14:41] Therefore... [14:41] kyokuma_jr: youtube [14:41] UH OH [14:41] They must battle to the death for the position. [14:41] we need a holy ghost [14:41] If people are unhappy with god and his hell why don't they organize and have a demonstration to change gods policy? [14:41] oh [14:41] haha true [14:41] that works too [14:41] Can my Squidly form be the holy ghost? [14:41] helo_aqrqness: being a mathematician i will defend the right to use arbitrarily many negatives, for completeness sake [14:42] PZ Myers already worships me... [14:42] the invertibrate ghost [14:42] Darwin is the holy ghost I guess [14:42] http://www.youtube.com/user/kyokumajr ? [14:42] lol [14:42] are you a big fan of pharyngula then, dassquid? [14:42] EMEMEL: 2 wrongs dont make a right....but 3 lefts do [14:42] mayhap ;) [14:43] I think he's a troll on a massive scale. And I LOVE successful trolls [14:43] LOL [14:43] he is [14:43] man, that guy russel is talking about is a selfish ass....getting a free ride on his sins for doin nothin [14:43] I was a big fan of Pharyngula back when I went to Stuyvesant High School with John Kwok [14:43] I disagree with a lot of his politics, but he's right on a lot of things, too [14:43] I've done a few good trolls myself, and they're ALWAYS sooooo satisfying [14:43] woam kenham...im from queens [14:43] Christians make their own beliefs up. If they believe someone is going to hell, then they definitely believe he deserves it. [14:43] Many wishy washy christians don't want to live with the logical conclusions of the beliefs 'cos it makes then sound unreasonable. [14:43] Well, racism is based on something irrational as well. agree [14:43] When I was a Christian, I only believed the people I deemed to be bad were going to hell. [14:43] wait what [14:43] oh [14:43] helo_darqness: (I'm not really in nyc; it was an inside joke for any pharyngulites here) [14:44] this is the one that you went off on last week, Jeff [14:44] oh [14:44] well [14:44] im still from queens [14:44] ok, I've got to interject on thjis one.... this person has a point [14:44] congrats! [14:44] Yanks! [14:44] then that implies some quality about their person [14:44] it's alot like the reasoning behind "he who shall not be named" [14:44] it's just words, matt, gee [14:44] Can we insert Christian here instead? [14:45] hahha [14:45] Matt, didn't you say the exact opposite on the Foolish Atheists AETV show? [14:45] Exact opposite of what? [14:45] well she we be offended or just call them out on their bullshit? [14:45] how do [14:45] how so [14:45] man, I'm a comedian, and sometimes, racism is hilarious, y'all ever been in a KFC with a comedic black man? [14:45] yes [14:45] you WILL hurt yourself [14:45] he worked there [14:45] it ended with the KFC in flames and Jessie Jackson on the way [14:45] that night, holy crap I hurt myself [14:46] waaaait a minute... [14:46] hmmm I guess it's different in America then ;) [14:46] That 'foolish atheist' guy was offended are the april fools stickers, because that what the guys believed [14:46] never been to a KFC [14:46] roadtrip! [14:46] back.... [14:46] Matt wasn't arguing against him being offended, he was arguing that he didn't have a legal case (I think) [14:46] oops, mail's here. back in a flash [14:47] correct [14:47] it also depends entirely [14:47] what did I miss? [14:47] haha [14:47] in sweden, that's definitely the case [14:47] lol [14:47] Matt, as well as me, wasn't offended by the bumper sticker because it was stupid [14:47] maybe iw as just gunna shoot them a few times... [14:47] nice [14:47] if there was injury done to the person and they are disabled or have medical complications in anyway, then it's different [14:48] what if you accidently kill someone [14:48] like [14:48] Matt, I am working from memory so I may have misquoted you [14:48] btw, yesterday i saw a Jebus car sticker for the 1st time in my life live! we don't have those here [14:48] feeding them food they cant eat [14:48] Jebus fish* [14:48] matt just said that he himself happens to not be offended [14:48] God Damnit! Itunes is overheating my computer. [14:48] however if the attempted murder left the victim with no injury, I believe it's less, since it's then not particularly considered as an assault either. [14:48] Hey, I was right! Go me! [14:48] though IANAL [14:48] with the bumper thing [14:48] kyokuma: i can send you a pic of a jesus stickr that says VOTE FOR JESUS, PAID FOR WITH YOUR BLOOD [14:49] anal? What about anal? [14:49] in fact, ill post it on IC later [14:49] I will listen to both that and this show again and mail you if I didnt completely misunderstnad [14:49] uh, Blahface. iTunes cannot overheat a computer [14:49] Sure it can [14:49] IANAL: I'm Anal about shit... or... I am not a lawyer ;) [14:49] If its using a lot of CPU power, it will cause your computer to warm up [14:49] lol that's ok helo people aren't english here so it wouldn't matter [14:50] where are you [14:50] if i may ask [14:50] get more ram [14:50] Cafeeine: He did argue with whatshisname about why he shouldn't be offended by that particular sticker, but it was because the sticker was stupid. [14:50] i can guess [14:50] i bet he finds it insulting when ppl talk about his sis lol [14:50] but i dont want to be ignorant [14:50] anywho [14:50] GizmoIscariot, I've completely melted a computer using just CPU power ;) though that was a deliberately attempted thing [14:50] one of the Baltic countries [14:50] cook [14:50] did kazim just challange the chatroom? [14:50] I'm not going to jump back in the conversation on this subject, but just for clarity: [14:50] cool* [14:50] I'm not normally offended by threats of hell or by people who think I deserve hell, etc. I'm a bit more 'sad' for them than offended [14:51] hahahaha, 'offend me' with a single website I could easily offend most of humanity. [14:51] tru [14:51] lol survivor texas? [14:51] Correct me if I'm wrong, Matt, but I thought that you weren't offended because it was funny how stupid the sticker was. [14:51] wtf new show lol [14:51] Why aren't you more in the conversation this week Matt? [14:51] thats what i remember [14:51] Yes, I wasn't offended by the bumper sticker [14:51] It's been ripped off from the Top Gear episode anyway. [14:51] I'm not offended by threats of hell [14:51] all reality tv offends me [14:51] Survivor Texas, filmed in Dubya's location ... [14:51] How did Top Gear rip you off?? [14:51] By threats of hell or by the concept of hell [14:52] I'm offended by the widespread acceptance and support of the idea that I deserve hell [14:52] We can have a good time in hell Matt :D we can crochet(sp?) [14:52] FSMisGod, one could say threats of hell are stupid. In any case, Im dropping the sub jectuntil I listen the show again. [14:52] not offended, but maybe... offended that they are so stupid and believe they can talk to you? ;) [14:52] if someone threatens me with hell, I will be sort of offended [14:52] that really, really does not bother me [14:52] Survivor Texas ripped off Top Gear [14:52] It offends my sensibilities, it embarasses me that I live in a world where this thought is common [14:52] but I've never experienced that, I've just talked to Christians who think I will go to hell but don't want to say it [14:52] but the idea that good people are ignorant enough to buy into it, that does offend me [14:52] good point. [14:52] ah [14:52] right, matt [14:52] wtf is Survivor Texas? [14:52] the idea itself is fairly innocuous in and of itself [14:52] right on matt, preach it brotha [14:52] here I'll link the stupid letter [14:52] haha [14:52] but the fact that people subscribe to that idea is both ridiculous and offensive [14:53] tey have that poer [14:53] http://www.joke-archives.com/redneck/texassurvivor.html [14:53] * pghatheist has joined #nonprophets [14:53] Survivor Texas is anyone with out-of-state plates trying to drive across the state. [14:53] * thajarin has joined #nonprophets [14:53] I guess I'm offended that I share a common ancestor with idiots like that [14:53] ah, gotcha [14:53] saying 'you will eventually die' is not a threat, its just accurate [14:53] Somebody responded by saying: [14:54] I think it makes it easier to grasp if you mention specific kinds of torture - fingernails ripped off, skin burned, hot pokers up your bum. If you say those things it carries much more weight. [14:54] "So I guess Austin would be the immunity round. :)" [14:54] it's really interesting when you consider when one thinks 'what offends me.' [14:54] It's an issue of being equal but seperate [14:54] a friend of mine owns a pink volvo [14:54] I'm not offended if someone goes "Hey, believe or go to hell" [14:54] I'd be like "Fuck you, you stupid Christian", but not really offended [14:54] should get one of the new bugs, cept the ones that look like an animal [14:54] a pink volvo? damn, that'll get him arrested in any southern state [14:54] like a frog or cat or sumin [14:54] I'd actually probably laugh [14:55] we get it so rarely in Aus, that it's laughable [14:55] I'm offended if somebody actually comes out and tells me that I deserve to go to hell [14:55] and they'd never say it [14:55] What if it's a woman in the pink volvo? [14:55] I agree with the analogy of racism, some people sure will be like fuck you, some people will shrug off the ignorance, some will be offended and pissed off. [14:55] Id ask for her number [14:55] I'm curious to what extent this hostility is sexist. [14:55] yeah, if she was god looking [14:55] On a different note, I don't take any more or less offense to someone who buys into hell or annihalation for nonbelievers [14:55] god looking? [14:55] If they just believe in Jesus and don't think about wether or not I go to hell, I don't hold that against them [14:55] wouldn't they like that? [14:55] Why is it offensive to get what you deserve -- if you deserve it, you deserve it, just change your ways. [14:55] na, if she looked like god, like on Dogma [14:55] I'm not offended by the insult I'm offended by the attitude that we are all the equal but seperate [14:55] godl ookin [14:56] heh! [14:56] A thought clime is deserving of eternal torture? chrisC? [14:56] Its more pity than insult [14:56] or that gothic chick on NCIC [14:56] crime* damn [14:56] hahaha, 'equal but seperate' [14:56] in their opinion all I need to do is convert. In my opinion they are misguided [14:56] I was in a meeting with the Melbourne City Council a few weeks ago, and they said 'You're MORE equal if you get your application for this in early.' ... said lots [14:57] Jeff feels betrayed [14:57] I'm not offended because I don't deserve to go to hell, and the concept that I do deserve it is preposterous. [14:57] I think he has the right to be offended, but we dont have to be [14:57] yes [14:57] If some people think I do deserve it, well they're stupid. [14:57] I agree [14:57] I can laugh it off, I'm a VERY relaxed guy [14:57] THis is all very esoteric, but in fact it is simply a verbal game of one-upsmanship. Just add an ounce of Gawd and the bible and "Wow, I win. I'm not going to hell but you are!" [14:57] Boring! [14:57] but the thing is, I'm not in a place where it's thrown in your face [14:57] you guys reaally need to see THE BIG KAHUNA with kevin spacey and danny devito. anyone here seen it? [14:57] poor yanks :/ [14:57] Yes. You are perfectly within you rights to be offended, I just don't happen to be. [14:58] all y'all smart yanks should come to aus [14:58] Me neither, but I do hear talks of hell here and there [14:58] But I've never been "threatened" [14:58] nor have I [14:58] Prove hell exists, take an asprin and call me in the morning [14:58] Preach it Matt [14:58] too damned hot in australia [14:58] *shouts Amen* [14:58] and the odd soap box preacher we have here, is alllll ignored and backs down when argued at [14:58] I've just tried to get it out of them [14:58] ramen [14:58] it's all those damn range fires ... [14:58] the dude that has the weird space alien music is more annoying [14:59] bluegrass mostly... mostly [14:59] 46.4 celcius here one day [14:59] lol [14:59] *mmhmm, you tell em, Matt [14:59] yow! [14:59] rebuffed stream [14:59] I freaked out [14:59] that's liked... 120 or 130 farenheight? [14:59] If I was Black, and someone said that all I ate was KFC, then I would explain to them why it is bullshit, just like I do as an atheist vs. a christian [14:59] Is that a bit more clear? [14:59] but I wouldn't be offended [15:00] I like KFC... [15:00] but im not black [15:00] Matts right [15:00] I loooooove KFC [15:00] If I was Black and someone said all I ate was fried chicjen, I WOULD be offended. [15:00] I eat KFC occasionally [15:00] I had KFC for lunch [15:00] man, black jake has NOTHING on white jake for love of KFC [15:00] I NEED SOME GRAPE DRINK [15:00] even chicken [15:00] I generally get more pissed off at Christians who refuse to admit that they think I deserve to go to hell than the ones who believe that I will. [15:00] as long as it isn't chicken of the sea [15:00] im not usually offended by blanket attacks but i was called jewboy the other day [15:00] If I were white, and I told people that all I ate was maccaroni and cheese, then I would correct them [15:00] i was offended [15:00] i hate the guy anyway [15:01] I'm with what Russell just said [15:01] ...and I'm white [15:01] Anyone seen the youtube vid about the door to door atheist? [15:01] what's offending about jewboy? [15:01] answer the phone! [15:01] aren't you jewish technically? [15:01] But to be honest, most of them probably don't think we "deserve" it, they just think that we will have it happen unless we change. [15:01] Christians "fantasizing" about people being tortured is scary [15:01] its just like calling a chinese person "slanty" or something [15:01] its just [15:01] its really inappropriate [15:01] Not to mention I can change religion, but I can't change race or sex [15:01] it seems to me more like calling a homo person a homo [15:01] FSMisGod: uhm [15:01] hm, yeah [15:02] * Gumba_Masta has joined #nonprophets [15:02] uhm.... [15:02] Ahoya [15:02] but Jeff, THEY JUST DON'T GET IT [15:02] http://traceyricksfoster.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/michael-jackson-neverland.jpg [15:02] Russell: No they're gullible [15:02] How much did I miss? [15:02] how can you expect that they'll GET IT of they believe that 2 + 2 = ANYTHING-IF-THEY-BELIEVE-HARD-ENOUGH [15:02] I see. [15:02] I have been proven incorrect. [15:03] Does that mean Americans in the 1800 weren't racist? [15:03] could show some sex change pics too, but who'd want to see that [15:03] ONTO THE REST OF THE SHOW! Sorry. you've talked this one to .....er ......hell..... [15:03] At any rate, I just hate it mostly when a Christian refuses to admit their beliefs to my face. [15:03] It is dishonest and idiotic. [15:03] * Logical has joined #nonprophets [15:03] wow, i'm 5 minutes behind the feed and I'm tired of the hell talk [15:04] If I believed that all Christians were going to FSM hell, I would fucking tell them when we're having a discussion, and give them my reasons why [15:04] is it over yet, oh brothers and sisters of the future? [15:04] what is the time delay on this show? [15:04] what is the FSM hell? [15:04] I would guess... most 'christians' don't recognize that to be called 'christian' they HAVE to believe and agree with a certain amount of stuff [15:04] if any [15:04] nope [15:04] no beer? [15:04] FSM hell is just as real as Christian hell [15:04] there's a delay? [15:04] greito: no cheese [15:04] greito: you have to go there to find out [15:04] even those that don't believe in much of the christian doctorine say that they are christian, for sure [15:04] fsm hell = a world with no tomato sauce? [15:04] rofl [15:04] time delay is usually about 90 seconds if you are running broadband [15:04] i've debated with Christians who don't know the bible they stand by [15:04] i'm farther behind because i kept getting low connectivity [15:05] FHM Hell? Hey, that sounds good .... [15:05] can I get a Ramen? [15:05] Whats the reason for the time delay? [15:05] the vast majority of xtians don't know the bible [15:05] RAmen [15:05] Like I said, they need to organize and protest their god and request a change in policy about hell [15:05] atheist hell: http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o160/ChisaiUsagi/20090122.gif [15:05] The time delay occurs due to how method of how the signal gets out on the net [15:05] Praise the pasta and pass the cheese [15:05] if you are on dial up the delay can be lots longer [15:05] kyokuma_jr: aahahahahaha ince [15:05] hell is run by FLD [15:05] lol hell is a forieng country with a dictaor [15:05] flying lasagna demon [15:06] mmmmm. lasanga [15:06] Mark Twain : Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company [15:06] It depends on the crime. If he was raped, then we shouldn't punish him. If he killed someone, then he should. [15:06] "worship the analogy"? [15:06] I prefer the Cosmic Muffin [15:06] christians aren't really [15:06] for they way they portray the ruler of hell it seems like we can outsmart him and take over hell [15:06] If he's in a country under Sharia Law [15:06] Annihalation is still as "offense" as hell [15:06] a study published yesterday showed only 37% of norwegian christians being confirmed believed god created the earth [15:06] to me, at least [15:06] WANT! http://www.ginositalianrestaurant.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/Lasagna.JPG [15:06] Sharia law disallows rocking the casbah, I'm guessing .... [15:06] you guys are making me hungry [15:06] especially with the billions of ppl in hell [15:06] what gets me is if you look into depth in Christianity, whatever you do as long as you do not deny the holy spirit, you get into heaven [15:06] * D has quit IRC (D) [15:07] so hitler, who was a catholic gets into heaven [15:07] evidently [15:07] psh, no he wasn't, he was an atheist. Haven't you elarned anything from Bill O'REilly? [15:07] hitler wasn't catholic [15:07] eventually we would organize and fight and overthrow the ruler of hell.....whats he gunna do...kill us? [15:07] i think [15:07] hitler was catholic, depsite peopel who deny it [15:07] haha hell is in a dictatorship [15:07] If you worship the FSM, is there an Old and a New Pastament? [15:07] Bill O'Fuckley can go suck the hind teat [15:07] helo_darqness, is that from the site thisiswhyyourefat? [15:08] he was just "friendly" with catholics [15:08] i think he was protestant... but i might be wrong [15:08] Hitler was also a painter. [15:08] he was catholic [15:08] he was at least raised Catholic [15:08] he was a gawd believer [15:08] and a vegan [15:08] Wasnt Hitler looking for the spear of destiny? [15:08] So....all artists... [15:08] he was roman catholic [15:08] hey now [15:08] source? [15:08] I'm a cartoonist [15:08] The analogy doesn't work, because we have reason to believe that the other country exists. [15:08] That involves the issue of relative morality. [15:09] um. i know christians who said all the victims who dies on 9/11 deserved to die unless they were christian [15:09] it was stated hitler was roman catholic in his biography by John Toland [15:09] And I like to draw nekkid women, so I'm definatly go to hell. [15:09] Morality is relative if you cant find it anywhere but the human mind [15:09] * rudeboy chuckles like Butthead [15:09] hmm... that's actually a good point helo [15:09] and i asked how they can say that and they say 'because i learned that in church' [15:09] Gumba_Masta, thats wierd, I like looking at naked women [15:09] bollucks = balls [15:09] and get this [15:10] If my mother died in 9/11, i would be offended if someone said she deserved to die (although she is a Christian, so that probably wouldn'y apply) [15:10] I draw naked people [15:10] men and women [15:10] well -that's todays show: a recap of a snippet of the last show [15:10] ...for college [15:10] they say abraham lincoln "is definately in heaven" but then i tell then some people think he was gay and they say "oh never mind hes in hell" as if they decide [15:10] * DasSquid has quit IRC [15:10] * DasSquid has joined #nonprophets [15:10] 7 to me being offended by the idea of hell is minor compaired to the idea that they want to pass laws to limit the freedoms of others [15:10] YES [15:10] I agree. [15:10] that is true [15:10] Bollocks are 'balls' 'nutsacks' [15:10] what word are they discussing? [15:10] Bollocking is indeed 'Fucking with someone' [15:10] bullocks is usually an insult [15:11] I don't have that much of a problem with the hell concept. It's easy to refute, and it makes Christians who refuse to admit it look like dishonest idiots. [15:11] to bollock = tear off a strip, to dress down [15:11] Isnt teaching ignorance an oxymoron? [15:11] "That's not for me to decide!!!!1!" [15:11] any debate with a christian results in that [15:11] bollocks means nonsense too [15:11] they have no points because they are defending soemthing that is so wrong they have no defense [15:11] http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/ [15:11] If you give a 'ballocking' it means to give a a severe dressing down. [15:11] Move On from Discussion y/n [15:11] y [15:11] Never mind the bollocks [15:11] so their ultimate response is "just because He is God" or "you are going to hell" [15:11] y [15:11] y [15:11] y [15:11] <---- agrees with mond [15:12] mond *bollocking [15:12] Y [15:12] the xians DESERVE to be pwned [15:12] y ten minutes ago [15:12] "pwned [15:12] my spalling is appalling [15:12] "pwned" such a trivial term [15:12] just like WE deserve torture [15:12] i think they will be pwned by the invisible pink unicorn after death anyway, like in the current video [15:12] I'm surprised that the School system needs outside influence for it's destruction. [15:12] well, we are heathenistic cretins [15:12] what can you do [15:12] *shrug [15:13] 'happy little exchange' ;) [15:13] haha [15:13] when xians die, hell should be just athiests ganging up on them [15:13] anybody see the nightline debate between those 2 atheists, and kirk cameron and ray the preacher who claims the banana proves god? [15:13] lol [15:13] are there any us states that controls private school/homeschooling curriculums? [15:13] Logical: yes. [15:13] yes [15:14] with all the atheists going there, hell sounds like a pretty cool place [15:14] the end of part 2 is fantastic [15:14] or at least rational... [15:14] and the coconut proves satan [15:14] the atheists mopped the floor with them [15:14] they shut them up badly [15:14] Logical: I've heard of it [15:14] its on youtube [15:14] what about the plantain [15:14] that shit aint no banana [15:14] dawkins, hitchens, PZ, Matt, Darwin, Bill Nigh [15:14] i made that mistake [15:14] heaven for the weather, hell for the company [15:14] in 6 parts i believe [15:14] Well, if I do go to hell, the average IQ is going to damn high [15:14] link for nightline clip? [15:14] exactly - 100% of the people can't be rich and 100% of the people can't be rational. Fuck the stupid sheep. [15:14] i ate a plantain thinking it was a big banana [15:14] if all atheist go there [15:14] hell yeh, Hell is going to be awesome [15:14] i was very upset [15:14] there was a second debate [15:14] Only in australia [15:14] yeah a part 2 [15:14] on the edge of a cliff, wehab [15:14] the major flaw is that the bannana as it exists now was modified by humans [15:14] but that banana thing gets me everytime [15:14] so the sheep will push back. [15:15] Hendrix, Keith Richards (IF he's not immortal, and that's a big if) [15:15] plantains are good for frying [15:15] not really interested in fucking sheep -- he said sheepishly [15:15] thats the BIGGEST flaw [15:15] the only flaw [15:15] bananas and crocoducks [15:15] me, these guys, EVERY SCENTIST (though I don't really like scientists) [15:15] fuck the sheep against a wall so so push back just a little to keep it interesting [15:15] but crocoducks exist! [15:15] I made a Crocoduck [15:15] In Spore [15:15] didn't they find a crocoduck anyway? [15:15] * DorisES has quit IRC (DorisES) [15:15] i want to know what kind of apple was on the tree of knowledge [15:15] hendrix was an atheist? [15:15] *sarcasim* let me get this straight the banana fits INTO your hand, oh well i am sold there is a God [15:15] thats an an impratnt detail [15:15] apple lisa [15:15] was it red delicious [15:15] gala [15:15] a weird bird like thing with huge teeth & all or smth dont remember [15:16] here, take this banana and shove it. Now do you believe...? [15:16] platypus [15:16] As Matt said once, "It fits up your butt too" [15:16] haha i remeber that [15:16] And that's how he met his girlfriend [15:16] not the first time [15:16] haha did you find christ in Prison, jeff? [15:16] platypus? are we talking about 'gods' jokes now? [15:16] right, she was the phony xian caller [15:16] was that caller really the girl who became his gf [15:17] were you Christ's bitch? [15:17] I thought SEX was god's joke? [15:17] yes, but how many yutube comments fall in the categories of "In first" and "fag"? [15:17] wait...SHES IS MATTS GIRLFRIEND? [15:17] as far as emotional force goes some of the best times i've had has been ben spent yelling and getting emotional of the nature reality with my best friends [15:17] aww Matt's taken? [15:17] for real? [15:17] yes apparantly the bannan up the butt thing intrigued her...KIDDING! [15:17] good point, why did god make sex so good and necessary when he hates it so much [15:17] damn...i was hopin to turn him gay [15:17] LOL [15:17] and the rules for d&d [15:17] man... Sex is God's gift if anything [15:17] man... ... sex is grat [15:18] great [15:18] Viewers with no sense of proportion [15:18] brilliant [15:18] does Jeff read the chat? [15:18] 3what do you guys think of this quote?: "Atheists are to God, as kryptonte is to superman, evidently krypton is real and superman is not" [15:18] I think [15:18] Dick, you're a Jeff! [15:18] hm. it doesn;t work backwards ... [15:18] lol [15:18] lol [15:18] Jeff, you're a Geoff! [15:18] hmmmmm [15:19] lol, some atheists are dicks lol [15:19] A does NOT equal B! [15:19] welll... Dick's ARE atheists [15:19] I love dicks [15:19] i only like min [15:19] mine* [15:19] I have a dick and I love it but it is not a JEff [15:19] lol [15:19] In Soviet Russian dick jeffs you [15:19] categoty 8: [15:19] mine has no nickname jet... [15:19] moderate definitely doesn't equal open-minded [15:19] Wee Willie Winkie? [15:19] I'm about a full minute behind the chat room [15:19] O_o [15:19] open-minded theists [15:19] my mom's a liberal christian who refuses to talk about it [15:19] right [15:19] mine has nickname... some tell me I should fchange it... ... 'tiny' [15:19] the caller was sooo open minded that HE COULDN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING! [15:20] * DorisES has joined #nonprophets [15:20] that "type" of xtian? [15:20] wtf does that mean? [15:20] hahahahaahaha [15:20] there are types [15:20] DasSquid: i call mine photon [15:20] comes really fast but no mass [15:20] That can't be true. Just because you're a republican, for example, doesn't mean you agree with everything. [15:20] that's a neutrino [15:21] I think [15:21] oh wow, it's a wave or particle at the same time? [15:21] * Blahface has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021910]) [15:21] oh, nicknames? [15:21] I don't call mine anything [15:21] OH NICE [15:21] 1the comments on the youtube videos are awesome [15:21] 500 character responses [15:21] I've only ever been on stage once... naked that is. [15:21] luckily utube has comment character limits [15:21] 1they almost always are reasonable atheist comments [15:22] I tried to say that it was cold in the venue, but it wasn't particularly true, I just have a small penis. [15:22] chrisC: did you just compare almighty god to a political party? [15:22] SitonmyFacebook? [15:22] no I was comparing his logical reasoning [15:22] oh yeah, heard of that [15:22] AndtellmethatyoulovemeBook? [15:22] that just because you agree with christianity, doesn't mean you agree with everything or all its variations. [15:22] agree with christianity? [15:22] can you disagree with god? [15:23] chrisC, then why call yourself a Christian/Republican rather than something else that just believes MANY of the same things [15:23] i thought this was the truth [15:23] you can disagree with God's existence [15:23] because you agree with most of what is said. [15:23] * xghosthunter has joined #nonprophets [15:23] and you have to categorize yourself, being human species. that's what we do. [15:23] you agree with most of what god says? [15:23] except for some of the MOST IMPORTANT THINGS? [15:23] "I pick and choose my religious beliefs" Nice simple [15:23] but when discussing things, you must clarify what you bleieve [15:24] 1religion is all or nothing, you cannot say well reincarnation is possible, so is Jesus being my saviour, and buddha, so if i die which ever religion is right i am covered, that does not work [15:24] Hey, religion is a fashion choice [15:24] "I am a Christian who disagrees with the old testament, and slavery and genocide..." [15:24] It must match my purse [15:24] LOL [15:24] hi [15:24] in europe also homosexuality [15:24] Hello [15:24] "accessorizing with belief"? [15:24] we all have to go but we have to use seperate bathrooms [15:24] it's god given, someone recently claimed about homosexual love [15:24] haha christianity says we all deserve it [15:25] so why would a xian subsrcibe to to that?! [15:25] Because it came with the blockbuster special and Burger King? [15:25] because they're dumb? [15:25] at¨ [15:25] wtf satan made hell? [15:25] what [15:25] no [15:25] Jeff, it is a game of one-upsmanship. THey are simply pushing your buttons [15:25] it is wrong [15:25] some people believe that [15:25] 1are there any theists on this forum right now? [15:25] no, god made hell [15:25] his is smth i never get WHY WOULD SATAN TORTURE PPL WHO DO NOT FOLLOW GOD OR DONT BELIEVE IN HIM??? [15:26] It's like enemy of an enemy is my friend [15:26] to paraphrase bill hicks, if it's a choice between heaven and all that praising and hell with all the good tunes, I'll be surfing on the lake of fire high fiving satan on the way past [15:26] * woot has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [15:26] does theist include pastafarian? [15:26] no [15:26] I watch REAPER. Satan looks like a middle aged businessman with a friendly smile. So THERE! [15:26] oh. then probably not. [15:26] kyokuma, if you don't believe or follow God, Satan will take you away. [15:26] 1i was basically saying christian but put theist to be more broad [15:27] FSM, no, not until people actually start believing it [15:27] rudeboy, if the guy was Satan, I would totally want to go to Hell, he seems like an awesome dude [15:27] hah [15:27] yeah, for an actor he does a fiarly credible job, eh? [15:27] dddddddddddddddddrunk, man this is fun [15:27] oh yeah, you know how you go on an overseas holiday yeah [15:27] how dare you insult my religion! [15:27] and you hate your destination... ... yeah [15:27] mmm....im an athiest misanthrope [15:27] so [15:27] mmmmm [15:27] mmmmmm [15:27] no [15:28] Christians really think Satan is cool so when they say your going to hell, they're actually jealous. [15:28] I am too ;) haha [15:28] * Logical has quit IRC (Logical) [15:28] kyokuma_jr. there is no Gawd or Debbil. There is just this world and the life you make of it. [15:28] me to helo [15:28] too [15:28] huh? i was speaking from a hypothethical case, IF satan existed [15:28] ahhhh [15:28] Sounds like the movie, But I'm a Cheerleader. [15:28] I remember fucking with some Amnesty International guys one day when I told them I was a misanthrope, haha [15:28] If satan existed, I would worship him before I worshiped the God of the Bible. [15:28] lol [15:29] if it's real we are living in a really bad soap opera [15:29] I like the fantasy of DEAD LIKE ME better [15:29] why FSM? [15:29] dead like me is awesome [15:29] rudeboy, Shadowrun Fantasy for me here [15:29] I need to get the new DVD [15:29] i argue that Dead Like me got canceled because of the atheist message [15:29] or at least anti-christian message [15:29] has anyone seen the latest family guy epi? where peter went to ex-gay camp or whatever? [15:29] Not sure about that [15:29] Any one watch Jesus Camp? [15:29] isnt that some scary shit? [15:29] jesus camp is just fucked [15:29] greito12 yes [15:29] I've seen Hell.It's a terrible place, full of zombies. [15:29] Jesus camp is disturbing [15:30] It was definitely not conventional [15:30] it's WAY too extreme for aus audiences [15:30] yeah that was disturbing [15:30] With Horse Wieners! [15:30] * pghatheist has quit IRC (pghatheist) [15:30] DasSquid, what is Shadowrun Fantasy? I don't know of it [15:30] u guys who like intellectual, thinker movies...SEE "THE BIG KAHUNA" [15:30] Shadowrun is a RPG game [15:30] kevin spacey and danny devito [15:30] Shadowrun is like modern day DnD... it's basically DnD with Guns... [15:30] oh, I see. I'm not a gamer [15:30] kyokuma_jr: yeah [15:30] Yeah [15:30] With hacking. [15:31] I loved playing DnD and having things go HORRIBLY wrong... so with guns, when things go HORRIBLY wrong, they go ever so much... um... wronger [15:31] what is matt talking about? [15:31] lol.... [15:31] was only able to watch like 30 min before I had to shut it off [15:31] dead or thirteen? [15:31] oh? I've been looking for a good rpg that's like Exile III: Ruined World, if anyone knows that game. [15:31] jesus camp? [15:31] yeah, elo [15:31] thought i heard something like that [15:31] helo* [15:31] it was truly horrid [15:31] I can't bring myself to watch it. [15:31] Deborah 13 [15:31] I think this is the same thing as anti vaccination parents not vaccinating kids. [15:31] jesus camp is a documentary that is really offensive, in that it shows how far wrong religion can go [15:31] That pisses me off. [15:31] I wanted to watch it, just so I could that I have, and try to seem balanced [15:31] thank you [15:31] I am offended by Deborah 13, matt. [15:31] the girl looked like she had a nervous disorder or adhd or something [15:32] is that on netflix [15:32] (in jesus camp) [15:32] OH [15:32] durrrr [15:32] and I live i the town they went to visit - I am sure I know where the brother's shared house is [15:32] I imagine netflix carries it [15:32] yeah they have jebus camp [15:32] Its sounds like a classic example of Dawkins point about religion being child abuse [15:32] jesus camp is about any parent that doesnt want their children to ever grow up and leave their control [15:32] Well, well, well, well, well put Matt. [15:32] * woot has joined #nonprophets [15:32] I agree [15:32] Jeepers camp [15:32] question guys: [15:32] snipes and dig from xtians [15:32] is the simpsons responsible for bringing jebus into the nomenclature [15:32] I have socks on, I need to take them off [15:32] or was jebus used before [15:33] lol [15:33] lol!!! [15:33] that DICK ....! [15:33] sweet [15:33] c'mon god, take them off for me, and then I'll believe in you [15:33] ... no? fucker. [15:33] *shriek* catholics! [15:33] I'm touched by your 45 caliber xtian love [15:33] rofl hahaha [15:33] from the last simpsons :) [15:33] he's so pious, too [15:33] the last simpssons was first aired outside the us [15:33] I only played the Shadowrun game for the SNES [15:34] grow a fucking pair, Jeff [15:34] simpsons still has two more seasons contractually [15:34] The e-mail didn't say if you agree with it, it said if you were offended by it [15:34] and 2 movies [15:34] Gumba_Masta, that was a GOOD game [15:34] "I'm not one of those evil asshats who thinks that you need to go hell because you're an atheist: I just think youre a douchebag because you get mad at people who say you need to get tortured forever!" [15:34] then you might believe it's true. [15:34] ASSHAT!!!!! [15:34] but PnP RPGs are better, to bad the stigma attaches itself ;) [15:34] Lo that word [15:34] love [15:34] I'm a metal loving, dreadlock having, social life loving 'person' [15:34] it sure has implications to tons of believers [15:35] DasSquid, Yes it was!It rocked my 14 year old world. [15:35] Hes talking about Dungeons and Dragons [15:35] but when people finally find out I REALLY LOVE PLAYING dnd and Shadowrun, they freak out ;) [15:35] asshats [15:35] Really? [15:35] chrisC: so a black guy offended by racism believes the pseudoscience behind racism is true? [15:35] I still play D&D [15:35] LOL [15:35] And I agree, if someone told you santa claus was going to torture you, and you know santa isnt true, you wont be offended [15:35] atheist asshole missionaries? [15:35] 26 year old playing D&D, run ;p [15:35] LOL [15:35] but with God, you know deep down its true and you get mad. [15:35] damn damn damn, Bastards in Yankland, I wanna join ya ;) [15:35] I wish they would've made a Baldur's Gate like Shadowrun game. [15:36] I admit I have my occasional asshole moment, but I am no missionary [15:36] Yeah, I have just about everything against me. Work on computers, geek in most respects, play D&D, atheist and I play video games [15:36] Minsc as a Street Samurai [15:36] hey, I started playing DnD when I was 22 [15:36] GizmoIscariot, poor dud [15:36] that's a strawman joachim. [15:36] e [15:36] lol ;p [15:36] yeha [15:36] Yeah [15:36] Your keyboard works as well as mine I see [15:37] My job is travelling to other countries, getting drunk, carousing, listening to live music, and writing stupid shit about it... but I love D&D and Shadowrun [15:37] chrisC: it's a parallel [15:37] Not my keyboard, just me trying to type too fast and not catching it before I hit enter. [15:37] Yeah, I have the same issue [15:37] racism is whats offensive in that case joachim, not the threat of being tortured by God. [15:37] the word your looking for is de-imbiggen [15:37] I bet you all play clerics and paladins [15:37] wehab *embiggen ;) [15:38] I'd play Gnomish beserkers. [15:38] see, I can correct the spelling of even MADE UP words when I'm drunk [15:38] proof you're gay [15:38] chrisC: the claim was that taking offense for something meant you had to believe in the reason for it [15:38] I ALWAAAAAAAAAYS play characters with Psychological problems [15:38] what version do you play? [15:38] frist char in second ed was literally in love with his sword [15:38] *first [15:39] Jeffs antics are funnee. I so glad he is back. [15:39] second character went WAY overboard with offense... so much as to burning down entire city blocks [15:39] lol [15:39] lol!!!!! [15:39] my third is a cannibal dwarf... ... [15:39] oh, jeff's facial expressions .... [15:39] LOL [15:39] its jeffs eyebrows [15:39] hahaha [15:39] lol!!! JEFF NEXT TIME PUT A BAD ON YOUR HEAD [15:39] Jeff: the close-ups were great! [15:39] I think Jeff should have let the caller talk more. and let him bury himself [15:39] that was AWE [15:39] they did the Jack Van Impe zoom [15:39] AWESOME [15:39] or use the new videi effects they have to not show his face lol [15:40] its his brows [15:40] look [15:40] DasSquid: shock and awe :) [15:40] http://www.wakeskating.com/forum/files/uncle-leo.jpg [15:40] like uncle leo [15:40] jeff is way toucher [15:40] tougher [15:40] freudian slip [15:40] joachim: if you're referring to DnD... ... I had a mission once, 'Silently assasinate the owner of this inn.' ... ... I burned down a city block... because I could... ... [15:40] I tend to get into my character too much haha [15:40] anyway. [15:41] i've never played it [15:41] so no :) [15:41] ah, hah [15:41] oh, Jeff's face, yeah Shock and Awe [15:41] lol darqness [15:41] yeah [15:41] assaulting that caller this his brushy eyebrows [15:42] He has those "devilish" eyebrows... he must be satan...! [15:42] like abe vigoda eating a lemon [15:42] LOL [15:42] i think jeff looks fine :/ [15:42] actually, a common hollywood technique is that most bad guys in movies don't have eyebrows [15:43] if i was gay i migdt fall in love for jeff :-) [15:43] "if" [15:43] like the atheist technique about not having hair [15:43] Hollywood is onto that now. Sometimes it isn't so easy to "Spot the bad guy" [15:43] btw what does shilling look like? does anyone know? [15:43] I'd be all over Shilling's man bananna if I were gay. [15:43] Shilling's banana -- peeled or unpeeled -- you decide [15:43] kyokuma_jr: i've tried to find a pic [15:43] no luck yet [15:44] if he's peeled it or not, doesn't matter baby [15:44] would you blow him for Chucky Cheese bucks? [15:44] i know same here last time i tried [15:44] yeah i want to know [15:44] hehe [15:44] There is a picture of Shilling if you search his name in google. In one of the ACA group pics hes in the pack black hair wearting sun glasses [15:44] cause shilling is the awesome [15:44] yeah but hes hard to see in that pic [15:44] smoking isn't censorship [15:44] Was he blowing chucky cheese ... disgusting .... [15:44] and also has the BEST NAME [15:44] no, he blows chucky cheese chuds [15:44] anti- smoking [15:45] jack thomson [15:45] JACK FUCKING THOMSON [15:45] hahaha [15:45] an evil name [15:45] I mean shit [15:45] woot: link? [15:45] one of my stand up jokes go along the lines of [15:45] 'Look at GTA San Andreas' [15:45] Sheep shit [15:45] * idonotgetit has quit IRC (idonotgetit) [15:45] Whats his full name again Shilling ______ [15:45] É [15:45] it wasn't baned while you could beat police officers to death with your fists/chainsaws/snipe them etc [15:46] cadena [15:46] IT WAS BANN [15:46] schilling cadena [15:46] BANNED when you could get a 'sex scene' with your in game girlfriend [15:46] no c [15:46] Why the shit is it so acceptable to hurt people, but not fuck people? [15:46] A consentual sex scene even [15:46] Sex... EVEN BAD SEX is better than being stabbed [15:46] ANY DAY [15:46] fuck them over or have sex with them? [15:46] ... mostly... my ex.. hmmm [15:47] Hes the corpse-like thing sitting in the back: http://www.atheist-community.org/images/scrapbook/2007election/Picture021.jpg [15:47] duel of egos [15:47] haha [15:47] diving glasses? [15:47] is bieng bald a fad now or smth? [15:47] kyokuma: apparantly hes with the glasses [15:47] the ONLY culture that has it right (and I hate to be a weeaboo but...) is Japan [15:48] http://www.atheist-community.org/images/scrapbook/2007election/Picture021.jpg [15:48] in their media, Sex is perfectly fine, but Violence is shunned [15:48] not a sausage fest, right... [15:48] What about sexual violence? [15:48] sexual violence is perfectly fine if it's consensual ;) [15:48] DasSquid: sex is perfectly fine in europe too [15:48] even in Japland [15:49] what infuriates me is parents are angry at watchmen. they took their kids to it, and were offended by the sex and violence [15:49] * wehab has quit IRC (CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)) [15:49] houston, we've hit a speedbump [15:49] thats why its rated r, bitch [15:49] joachim, I'm *mostly* talking about media/moveis and that [15:49] wasn't there a few weeks ago a Japanese RapePlay video game banned from ebay or some other site? [15:49] yeah [15:49] DasSquid: yeah i meant on tv [15:49] they're angry because Watchmen broke the unspoken rule that only female nudity is allowed [15:49] that's right [15:49] god forbid we show a naked male [15:49] its cgi dong [15:49] what are they talking about? [15:49] more naked men please! [15:49] nudity in children's series is normal [15:49] joachim: oh cool, my only 'europe' experience is England... haha [15:49] * Guest32348 has left #nonprophets [15:49] so fucking what [15:49] Let me guess, parents read, comic book film and thought = kiddy movie? [15:49] Why did they make Dr.Manhattans junk bigger than in the comic? [15:49] no [15:50] they heard "comic book" [15:50] and not "alan moore" [15:50] woot, to please the actor ;) [15:50] Wait... watchmen is a kiddie movie? [15:50] ?? [15:50] what's the rating anyway? [15:50] kids would NEVER understand that [15:50] R? [15:50] no, Watchmen is not a kiddie movie, no fuckin way [15:50] very few comics movies are kiddie flicks [15:50] * ThinkFest has joined #nonprophets [15:50] X-3 should not be a kid flick [15:50] a guy EXPLODES [15:50] rated R, largest R-rate movie opening ever [15:50] neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeext topic [15:50] i LOVE this [15:51] becuase obviously kids would be able to think about 'what if nixon had a third term' [15:51] http://thescenarios.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/1zqtr832.jpg [15:51] quit calling lieberman a democrat!! he isn't! [15:51] u watchmen fans will love it [15:51] Why are they discussing censorship when one of the major parties has "We agree that this country is one nation under God" as its platform...? [15:51] lieberman is a wannabee fascist [15:51] hey now [15:51] That is what Alan Moore actually beleives [15:51] technically I'm closer to a republican than democrat [15:51] :-\ [15:52] you need more parties [15:52] though I am labelled, at best, as nebulous [15:52] (or larger minor parties) [15:52] the Nebulous Party [15:52] you have found your destiny [15:52] I'm a 'Rager against the Machine' [15:52] whose platform includes agreeing with stuff that's right. [15:52] this is the kind of shit that repells international listeners [15:52] to be the leader of the nebulous party [15:52] bluegrass, none, you're on your own with that one [15:53] Ememel: , you are swedish yeah? [15:53] I cannot vote for a party if they have anything I dont' agree with [15:53] lol [15:53] and in Aus, it's illegal not to vote... the excuses I've had to make... wow [15:53] basically, yeah [15:53] I like MN, you don't have to register with either party to vote [15:53] I have not voted in one election so far [15:53] 2008, the only one I was old enough for [15:53] in NY you do [15:53] this was my 3rd election, 1st i cared about [15:54] yay matt [15:54] mhm [15:54] I cared about the election until both parties seleceted their reps [15:54] im anti-human [15:54] if I don't like any cadidates, I write in for myself [15:54] I love the Alan Moore comic :) [15:54] a texas asshat! [15:54] thanks russ:) [15:54] yes [15:54] thanks darqness [15:54] the comic is better [15:54] helo_darqness: uhm. suicide sounds like the solution for that [15:54] no problem [15:54] Haven't seen the movie yet but plan to this weekend [15:54] it's pretty good [15:54] love the intro [15:55] why aren't they talking about the new legislation being tried to be introd- [15:55] have seenit 3 times so far [15:55] oh wait [15:55] HERE IT IS [15:55] * helo_darqnesss has joined #nonprophets [15:55] what just happened [15:56] not... sure [15:56] all I know is I have some severe heartburn [15:56] god did his shit [15:56] did it go out for u too [15:56] awww. [15:56] * kyokuma_jr facepalms [15:56] gawd took a dump? [15:56] nope, streaming fine [15:56] anyway russ, enjoy it [15:56] * rudeboy raises an umbrella [15:56] There are definitely gaps in evolution. [15:56] I wish I had a Sandwich [15:56] Flu goin' round. [15:56] I agree with old-school republicans. This is not old-school right-winging :-( [15:56] chrisC: trolling, are we? [15:56] Doctorates! [15:56] chrisC, you're too obviously a troll, back to your bridge, 0/10 [15:56] I described my position before the show started actually. [15:56] .... I love Texas, makes the rest of the country look fuckin geniu [15:57] I want a Th d in Atheology [15:57] dibs! [15:57] and I didn't get a good response.. because there isn't one. [15:57] yeah, you proved many points tonight [15:57] chrisC, STFU [15:57] so ther! I didn't like any response so there! sniff sniff [15:57] Because it's a silly question, chrisC. It's like asking, "Why doesn't gasoline come in chocolate flavor?" We all go, "Huh...?" [15:57] most of those points being, you can't understand basic logic. [15:57] You didnt get a good response becuase you pretend it doesnt exist [15:57] PhD in Sanity [15:57] nonono [15:57] nonsense. [15:57] * chester has quit IRC (chester) [15:58] We all should get a PhD in Creationism [15:58] Yes, your question was nonsensical. [15:58] so that when Creationists try to argue [15:58] where can I go to get a Ph.D in Atheism [15:58] DUDE [15:58] lol [15:58] 'What do you knw, I'm a PhD in Creationism!' [15:58] chrisc... do you also believe there are no transitional fossils? [15:58] 'and it's WRONG" [15:58] we NEED a museum of Creationist Stupidity [15:58] Doctorate in Atheism [15:58] Museu of Creationist Stupidity* [15:58] I'll place that on the wall next ot my BS degree [15:58] Doesn't one already exist? It's called the Creationist Museum. [15:58] no no [15:59] oh god [15:59] not a creationist museum [15:59] it's the shame of kentucky [15:59] I'd love to go there.... and giggle... a LOT [15:59] HOLY SHIT [15:59] a museum dedicated to creationist stupidity [15:59] Oh, you mean a free one, not one where people pay $7 to see dinosaurs with Adam and Eve? [15:59] IMAGINE GOING TO THE CREATION MUSEUM STONED! [15:59] all five of us free-thinking kentuckians groan at the mention [15:59] its a museum exhibititing stupidity [15:59] The giggle factor would be unimaginable! [15:59] Ever get hypnotised by watching a spider climbing down on its thread...and then watch it as it climbs back up? [15:59] monocoles WILL BE WORN at the next non-prophets [15:59] there are that many free thinkers in all of kentucky? Hm. [16:00] I know, our numbers are climbing rapidly [16:00] good [16:00] we're hoping for a sixth within the decade [16:00] * EverythingElseAtheist has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [16:00] keep that birthrate up! [16:00] haha [16:00] lol [16:00] crank out more godless units [16:00] too many people [16:00] * helo_darqness has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [16:00] stop reproducing [16:00] * stephangoodwin has quit IRC (stephangoodwin) [16:00] you're too smart for that [16:00] ACTUALLY [16:00] nr20 [16:00] O brave new world that has such poeple in it [16:01] THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM [16:01] SC REFERENCE [16:01] stupid people keeping shitting out kids, while smart people are not having children [16:01] and remember, soylent green is people! [16:01] yeah, that might become a problem [16:01] idiocracy lives [16:01] we SHOULD be eating people! [16:01] correct, unfortunately, DasSquid [16:01] to serve man [16:01] * Kaffi has quit IRC (Kaffi) [16:01] with garnish [16:01] the most frightening thing I heard recently is that we'll hit 9 billion or so by 2050 or something [16:01] FUCK THAT [16:01] serve man with a little holindase sauce on the side [16:02] what area code is he in [16:02] 12b [16:02] actually [16:02] I loved that chimp [16:02] we will have to regulate the birth rate soon [16:02] +669 [16:02] and they say we're not related! *snicker* [16:02] made my day [16:02] joachim totally, but it'll be a massive shock to most people [16:02] * Ememel has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84-2008112718 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021910]) [16:02] I cant wait [16:02] I totaly agree with the Birth Licence thing [16:02] enforced birth control [16:02] is there a similar service for sending dirty phone calls to Satan? [16:02] the chimp that throws stones [16:02] one would think they could do some real damage if they had a decent size rock [16:02] I wait the job of listening to the VM box that line [16:03] I want* [16:03] actually this is a downer story too [16:03] they just don't know it yet [16:03] I seriously don't know why governments aren't already trying to implement child rearing licences [16:03] :-( [16:03] china tried [16:03] nono [16:03] it's a downer because he got neutered [16:03] they cut off his nuts [16:03] man, this show needs a live video feed too [16:03] that chimp threw the first stone .... so there! [16:03] did they freeze his sperM/ [16:03] he doesn't do it anymore [16:03] like chris pirillo [16:03] because he is castrated [16:04] i guess we'll have to see how transhumanism develops [16:04] cut if off now! [16:04] Hehe. [16:04] ooops, bad juxtaposition there [16:04] that's one thing obama and I agree on [16:04] where is that Obolisk when you need it [16:04] OK everyone, I'm outta here [16:04] 53 minutes? [16:04] bye [16:04] aight [16:04] * woot has quit IRC [16:04] Kazim: thanks for the show :) [16:04] see ya all in two [16:04] c ya! [16:04] bye [16:04] holy crap, that's a short one [16:04] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [16:04] thanks guys for another good show [16:04] laters dudes [16:04] ty 4 teh sho [16:04] thanks nonprophets We love yoU! [16:04] Thanks you [16:04] this is the videogame sdtk? [16:05] Good show guys [16:05] see you in a few million years [16:05] <3 [16:05] I think the last one I was here for was mid last year, haha [16:05] Good job on the show! [16:05] (taped awwww.... sounds) [16:05] Every time we check a gap in evolution we find more evolution. [16:05] thanks for the show guys! [16:05] lol yeah [16:05] And I still could'nt ask Jeff Dee if he plays City of Heroes. [16:05] http://www.svd.se/multimedia/dynamic/00444/Santino_444435r.jpg <-- the monkey throwing stones :> [16:05] See whoever tomorrow [16:05] he does, Gumba. [16:05] the theory evolves, thinkfest [16:05] everytime they question soemthing about evolution we just figure mroe things out [16:05] 9pm here in the UK - off to get somesupper [16:05] * kyokuma_jr has quit IRC [16:05] DasSquid: it was 1:50 [16:05] * JoshL has quit IRC (JoshL) [16:05] * Trybanpherto has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021906]) [16:06] Weeee! [16:06] 10pm time to sleep .. [16:06] praise Xenu, goodnight. [16:06] ohhh my player is slightly off eh? [16:06] * Gleemax has quit IRC (Gleemax) [16:06] time do we think the podcast will be released? [16:06] haha night guys [16:06] * ThinkFest has left #nonprophets [16:06] * bluegrass has quit IRC [16:06] good night all [16:06] * hej has quit IRC (hejdå) [16:06] later guys [16:06] * skalla has quit IRC [16:06] * greito12 has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011912]) [16:06] Bye bye [16:06] * Gumba_Masta has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021910]) [16:07] * CataractBob has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021910]) [16:07] * ShadowOfDoubt has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011913]) [16:07] * xghosthunter has quit IRC (xghosthunter) [16:07] * DasSquid has quit IRC [16:07] * Xellos has quit IRC (Xellos) [16:07] * Cafeeine has quit IRC [16:08] Yeah, I hve some stuff I have to work on so ill talk to you later. 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