Session Start: Sat Mar 07 12:35:19 2009 Session Ident: #nonprophets [12:35] * Now talking in #nonprophets [12:35] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [12:35] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Feb 21 14:31:46 [12:35] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [12:35] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [12:35] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [12:36] Ok....Microbiologychick is in town...so I'm obviously distracted and running behind schedule. We're going to get some lunch. I'll setup the stream later. [12:43] * Vebcy_BG has joined #nonprophets [12:45] * FalseImago has joined #nonprophets [12:45] * Venci has joined #nonprophets [12:45] * Moohammad has joined #nonprophets [12:46] They start in 15min, right? [12:46] hey [12:46] yeah [12:47] Alright. Why is the place empty? [12:47] does anyone know when we can start listening to the live stream? [12:47] * Scanner has joined #nonprophets [12:47] It's usually shortly before the show begins, you just gotta keep trying. [12:47] i mean like TAE starts live streaming on the internet a little earlier, than the show's on TV [12:48] i see [12:48] 10x [12:48] The show should start in 75 mins. Matt is running late. So it will probably be later than that. [12:49] and who are you and how do you know that? [12:49] * Vebcy_BG has quit IRC (CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)) [12:50] Yeah, how do you know? [12:50] i mean, Matt teaches us to be sceptics and question enything and Matt is our spiritual lider :) [12:50] so i question you ;) [12:51] I was here a bit earlier when matt left a message saying Microbiolgychick was in town and he was running late [12:51] becides, there's this other thing that they have a time frame for the show and they can't just move it as it suits them [12:51] They are going to start late [12:51] They havent' started the streaming y et. [12:51] * Vingummimannen has joined #nonprophets [12:51] I'll stick around anyway, but it sucks if that's true.... [12:52] * Venci is now known as Vency [12:52] (10:36:45 AM) Non-Prophets: Ok....Microbiologychick is in town...so I'm obviously distracted and running behind schedule. We're going to get some lunch. I'll setup the stream later. [12:52] That was 20 minutes ago [12:52] * Vingummimannen is now known as Zarlan [12:52] Who's Microbiologychick anyway? [12:52] Matt's girlfriend. [12:52] Friend of the show [12:52] Oh, ok. [12:53] and at one point, caller to TAE who played a prank under the name Eve. [12:53] That was her? How did Matt not realise? lol [12:53] Cause at that point they weren't together. [12:54] when was that show? [12:54] Oh... So it hasn't been too long then. Alright. [12:54] Few months ago [12:54] yeah, was a good one [12:54] i think i remember something about some Eve woman [12:54] July 27th of 2008 [12:55] So actually it was further back than I thought [12:55] is any of you guys part of the ACA? [12:55] http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3454662743009947826 is the google video for that [12:55] Im a member if thats what you mean [12:55] well yeah [12:55] cause i kinda have a question [12:55] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DilJp4b_Iuw this is the youtube clip [12:55] i'm not sure if i can phrase it right cause i'm from bulgaria [12:56] but anyway i'll try [12:56] I'm just a fan. [12:56] you know about the chromosone 2, right [12:56] that's two fused chromosones [12:56] right [12:56] I guess. Not a biologist/genetics buff so not sure. [12:57] Knowing that, is not dependent on being a member of the ACA, though. [12:57] so somewhere in the past one individual had 24 pares and his son or daughter [12:57] had 23 [12:57] pairs [12:57] not pares :) [12:57] anyway [12:57] so now we have one person with 23 chromosons [12:58] but in order for this person to have a child he or she has to find another person with 23 pairs [12:58] Um... for the record, I DID realize it was a prank call, and voiced my suspicions. However, I didn't know WHO it was. Now, I do...and I've turned her into my willing sex slave as punishment [12:58] what are the odds for 2 persons to have mutated at the same time both having 23 pairs instead of 24 [12:59] lol [12:59] * joachim has joined #nonprophets [12:59] lol if she's willing that would make her a servant, not a slave [12:59] She was right tho! All you want to do is sin. Apparently she forgot to mention that shes a fan of sin too ;p [12:59] Yup [13:00] You can be a willing slave...go read more BDSM sites ;) [13:00] lol if you say so [13:00] does anyone have an anwser to my question? [13:00] To be honest Vency im not a biology buff so I would have to do more research on that. [13:01] Yeah, you'd have to ask a Professor or something. Maybe you could try an academic forum. [13:01] Vency - I'm not a biologist either...but here's my understanding: [13:01] Wikipedia says, you've got the right cromosome [13:01] and to be honest i'm an atheis, so i'm not asking to rub this question in anyone's nose, i'm just qurious, cause this is bugging me [13:02] That question sounds akin to how does a female and a male of a new species come to form at the "same time" [13:02] Answer, it doesn't. Populations evolve, not individuals. [13:02] * JansonSE has joined #nonprophets [13:02] * JansonSE has left #nonprophets [13:03] ok, but there must have been a moment of time where you have 24 pairs and you child has 23 [13:03] So Matt, when does the show start? Is it really an hour like the other guy said? [13:03] you'r child cannot have 23-ish or kind of 23 [13:03] The fusion of Chromosome #2 does separate us from the other great apes - but the process didn't have to be spontaneous or necessarily prevent breeding with non-fused. HOWEVER, it's an interesting enough question that I'll ask PZ or Ken Miller for a more accurate answer [13:03] Show starts in about an hour [13:04] mond wins [13:04] * Wildflower has joined #nonprophets [13:04] Alright, cool. [13:04] hello room [13:04] hello you [13:05] ok, it would be cool if you asked someone and it would be grate if that was mentioned on the show - either the NPR or TAE cause there's no way i can miss the answer that way [13:07] I can't guarantee that PZ will get back to me before the show (unless I call him and I'd rather not do that). If it doesn't happen on the shows this weekend, I'll ask him to make a blog post...and I'll copy it to my facebook [13:08] * FalseImago_ has joined #nonprophets [13:08] * FalseImago has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [13:08] Is the stream up yet? [13:08] well it doesn't have to be on this show [13:08] and who is PZ? [13:08] PZ Myers is a biology professor [13:09] oh, cool [13:09] he runs what's probably the most frequented science blog, Pharyngular [13:09] i think i've heard him being mentioned in TAE [13:09] http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/ [13:10] * kidigus has joined #nonprophets [13:10] last month, I had a beer with PZ, he was up here in Edmonton [13:10] So quick, whos all going to The Amazing Meeting this year? [13:10] thinking about it [13:10] no show today? [13:10] Can't, I'm nowhere near there. [13:11] Thers a show, it doesn't start for another 50 minutes [13:11] And thats assuming they start on time. [13:11] Which is a large assumption ;p [13:11] ah, thanks. [13:11] the never start on time [13:11] they [13:11] They have on occasion. [13:11] gotcha. [13:11] Its just rare ;p [13:12] * konradius has joined #nonprophets [13:12] punctuality is overrated [13:12] Agreed. Ill brb [13:12] * ph-nl has joined #nonprophets [13:12] I need to send off my passport application this week so I can enter the states [13:12] I was confused as well. The site said 19:00 UTC... which is 12 minutes ago :P [13:13] newbie question: do the secondary streams listed on the website work for everyone? [13:14] never tried one [13:14] yeh. [13:15] hmm, let me guess... the only start working after the primary stream is operational? [13:15] that would be correct [13:15] yeh, matt usually asks that if you are connecting to the primary stream to allow the restreamers to connect 1st [13:16] only one stream is leaving the Matt Dilahunty International Studios [13:16] * Criggster has joined #nonprophets [13:16] just checking [13:16] I guess the show is starting a bit late today [13:17] Par for the course.. [13:19] We're scheduled to start in 42 minutes. If there's a 19:00 UTC time out there somewhere, it's wrong. We start at 2pm Central (GMT -6) [13:19] Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubley so. [13:21] * Bluegrass has joined #nonprophets [13:21] "from 2 PM to 3:30 PM Central (19:00-20:30 UTC)" (taken from the non-prophets site) I guess the conversion to UTC was inaccurate, then? [13:21] MST is the only time zone that counts [13:21] thanks for the clarification, Non-Prophets. The 19:00 UTC comes from http://nonprophetsradio.com/, the time for US Central is correct, though [13:23] It may have been correct at one time...depending on daylight savings time changes [13:25] UTC is the only one that counts. Both literraly and methaphorically. :P [13:25] Nah, I don't think so, since UTC isn't affected by daylight saving time, AFAIK. [13:25] Hmm, perhaps. UTC is static though. [13:25] given daylight savings time, what the heck time will it be playing Eastern? [13:26] 3-4:30? [13:26] we had to change our daylight savings time because America changed their's just to pretend to save some energy [13:26] we had to change the sun [13:26] to accomodate america [13:26] we're that important [13:26] it's winter, so no daylight saving time atm.. at least for the nothern hemisphere [13:27] could you move it a bit more north, please [13:27] Yeah but the time change is tomorrow [13:27] * Janson has joined #nonprophets [13:27] ah [13:27] I just understand it to mean that one day out of the year I can sleep for an extra hour [13:28] and one time a year, you get one hour less for sleep [13:28] And one day you get to sleep one less hour [13:28] Hello everyone! Newcomer here... First time live listener as well. How are you all doing? :) [13:28] welcome [13:28] Thank you. [13:28] where are you? [13:28] doing very well [13:28] * Zarlan is also first time live listener [13:29] In my living room, why? [13:29] kidding [13:29] Sweden [13:29] rrrg [13:29] I forget how to do that [13:29] I used to use mIRC for a webcomic(BobandGeorge) but that was years ago [13:29] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg [13:29] first live one for me too (in Norway) [13:29] If you need another soruce to listen to it on [13:29] Kentucky [13:29] ...USA [13:29] cool [13:29] Sweden? Then that one more thing we have in common (I'm in Stockholm) [13:30] i'm a first timer 2 [13:30] scandinavian virgins! [13:30] there is a Stockholm, Saskatchewan [13:30] this is my third time, I feel so old [13:30] I lost count [13:31] ooo I'm from Stockholm, but I'm studying in Lund now. Haha I guess even though atheism is default in scandinavia, there are those of us who enjoy the odd god bashing show ^^ [13:31] hehe yeah [13:31] hehe :) [13:31] we are still wacky religious here but not as bad as America [13:31] I need to look into this "scan-din-a-via" [13:31] if atheism is the norm :-O [13:32] today marks 6 months without Jehovah Witness visitors [13:32] nah I'm heard of you guys, but living in the southeast US I've come to assume that the world is a series of Christian fundies :-| [13:32] we (bulgaria) are a religious country as well, but not as much and the usa [13:33] it's more of a custom here [13:33] like we just try to do what our fathers did and stuff like that [13:33] Swedish religion: we have christmas and people get married, but if a politician mentions god he's laughed out of the room. [13:34] why isn't my country that rational? [13:34] sort of the same here :) [13:34] my atheist family does Christmas [13:34] Phil Zuckerman has written a book, on Scandinavian countries, and how they fare, without religion (which I intend to get. Sounds like an interesting read) [13:34] Janson: well, we have jul, not christmas :) [13:34] * Gumba_Masta has joined #nonprophets [13:35] fair enough :) [13:35] Ahoya [13:35] howdy [13:35] Hi! [13:35] aboot time you showed up, eh [13:36] I was held up by Santa Clause. [13:36] it's still acceptable here to refer to the country as a "christian nation" as an elected official [13:36] i think the reason america hasn't yet got rid of religion is the poor education [13:36] * Kaffi has joined #nonprophets [13:36] think there might be a correlation eh [13:37] * tristan has joined #nonprophets [13:37] and i even don't know why your education is so poor [13:37] it makes no sence [13:37] That isn't neccesarily the only reason, but yeah... [13:37] yeah, but the most important one [13:37] Not the only reason, but a big reason [13:37] * edjski has joined #nonprophets [13:37] low taxes and a big military [13:38] * tristan has quit IRC (tristan) [13:38] It's either because of comics, TV or video games depending on which conservative pundit you ask. [13:38] I agree. Poor education is probably the biggest reason [13:38] haha Gumba :) [13:38] Doh, I like comics, TV and video games [13:38] Im doomed. [13:38] here we skip classes all the time [13:39] And Child Psychologists say it's the lack of wood toys [13:39] probably i attended like 80% of the classes in highschool [13:39] I would say it's the lack of time off from Jebus [13:39] and yet we are more educated [13:39] Maybe the classes where better? [13:40] i don't know [13:40] Maybe the pot was worse. [13:40] i've been in 3 american classes [13:40] well, when you sleep through all of high school biology it becomes easier to accept the Ontological Argument as true :-\ [13:40] and do understand 3 periods [13:40] * TedInSaltLake has joined #nonprophets [13:40] i had a friend how took me to school with him one day [13:40] and i don't think you guys don't study the same things [13:41] really [13:41] it's just [13:41] I learned what I know from computer games and McGyver [13:41] what classes did you attend? [13:41] i dont know really [13:41] as far as you know [13:41] * apparition has joined #nonprophets [13:41] here it's really hard to get a job without education [13:41] and maybe that's why we try and study that hard [13:41] Like how to prevent nuclear meltdowns. [13:41] Quick McGyver, turn this bible into roll of toilet paper, I need to take a crap. [13:42] although you do fall behind in covered material in classes [13:42] * Edward has joined #nonprophets [13:42] that's easy, Janson - it's such a tome, it's like having five rolls compressed into one [13:42] But there's enough of that inside the bible without you contributing to it. [13:42] Ahh [13:43] well, I'm an art major [13:43] a cartoonist [13:43] Awesome! [13:43] in highschool or university? [13:43] you can educate me as much as you want, I'll still be a cartoonist :-p [13:43] How many people expected Major O'Neil to fix a Stargate with a swiss army knive? [13:43] college [13:43] University of Kentucky [13:43] well it's all about highschool [13:43] it was a miracle, Gumba [13:43] cause everyone attends that one [13:43] yeah [13:44] high school here is either wonderful or wholly holey [13:44] and that's where you are supposed to get an understanding of reality [13:45] * Toddahhhh has joined #nonprophets [13:45] what high school needs more of is Logic and Writing classes [13:45] if you can write and reason you can do almost any job [13:45] if you come here in bulgaria and say in highschool that a god created the earth and stuff like that you're gonna get laughed at by 14 yo kids [13:45] * wxproof has joined #nonprophets [13:45] * omnikinesis has joined #nonprophets [13:45] I need to visit Bulgaria [13:45] well come down here [13:45] forgive my ignorance, I always pictured it as Russia Lite. :-( [13:45] you'll be more than welcome :) [13:46] for shame, I know [13:46] and i understand why [13:46] that's the impression you get from pop culture, especially here [13:46] we had much in common with russia [13:46] honestly i don't like bulgaria [13:46] Russia Lite..sounds like a Vodka brand [13:47] Something dawned on me today as I was watching a swedish god debate. American atheists are so much better at arguing their position! My guess is that a swedish atheist (i.e. normal swedish person) is kinda caught off guard when someone starts ranting about god. We never got any practice hehe. [13:47] here nobody cares about anyone [13:47] Russia Lite - Clearly less state, clearly more oppression. [13:47] the broad shouldered, eastern-european guy with a harpoon and parka that has one eyebrow and a baritone voice. That's the impression you get about Bulgarians from TV in the US [13:47] Janson: On the bright side though, we do have less such debates. [13:48] And once again we dodged the rapture bullet for another two weeks. [13:48] :D [13:48] i guess so [13:48] You forgot to mention the eyepatch, Bluegrass [13:48] lol [13:48] God sure is letting the tension build [13:48] * Sabina has joined #nonprophets [13:48] I am happy to learn it to be an incorrect notion [13:48] as for Janson [13:48] but we're trying to get rid of that picture [13:48] I'm kinda sad about that [13:49] I think it's because it's the default(?) position there? [13:49] wxproof, so many people are looking forward to Rapture now, imagine in 2000 more years! [13:49] if any of my nutty mormon relatives butt in on the conversation, apologies in advance... [13:49] Yeah [13:49] Now I never know which person is the foreign agent [13:49] much like Christianity is here [13:49] * JennInSaltLake has joined #nonprophets [13:49] everyone professes it, nobody actually knows a damned thing about it [13:49] Hey there, Ted, and Canadian hoser [13:49] Gumba: let's drop the Big One, pulverize 'em [13:50] * Annika has joined #nonprophets [13:50] How could people be looking forward towards the rapture 2000 years from now? We all know it's going to happen anyday now. [13:50] another one from Salt Lake??? [13:50] no Randy Newmanians? [13:50] The non-rapture bubble continues to grow... [13:50] Rapture 2.0, sign up today for your free divine decoder ring [13:50] rapture, a world free of religious nuts [13:50] * Radula has joined #nonprophets [13:50] :D [13:51] and an AOL trial disk [13:51] drink more Ovaltine [13:51] Did'nt we use the last big one we had to blow up a island state in the pacific that leered at us? [13:51] Savior Green is People? [13:51] you're weird. The rapture has already happend long ago. We're all already saved. Unfortunatley paradise was a little boring so God wiped our memories. [13:52] :D [13:52] Damn, really? So THAT'S where I left my keys... [13:52] Hello Jen & Ted from SLC [13:52] Hey, now. Salt Lake is steaming with atheists. [13:52] yeah go back and get your keys [13:52] Hi, Sabina! [13:52] The final five survived the rapture, they first created the Cylon skinjobs [13:52] praise Xenu, Wildflower [13:52] You cook them? [13:52] Ok, misc music playing... [13:52] Nice to hear that about SLC... makes the Mormon gerontocracy VERY nervous ! ;) [13:52] And I solved one of the LF hum problems....and we've eliminated one entire computer. So NP now only requires 2, instead of 3. ;) [13:53] AH [13:53] Maybe they'll ban NPR from Utah [13:53] there we go [13:53] I could probably do it all on one, but the stream wouldn't have the ability to host quite as many people [13:53] Quick spelling question, is it a Theocracy or a Theocrazy? [13:53] I hear the music [13:53] I hear music [13:53] yeah music [13:53] * CodeWeaver has joined #nonprophets [13:53] :D first live nonprophets [13:53] It's crazycracy [13:53] Gumba... the latter ! ;) [13:53] the feed from the website is O.K. [13:53] Hiyeeeeee [13:53] * CodeWeaver waves frantically [13:53] * Wildflower has quit IRC (Wildflower) [13:53] Is it on? [13:53] Well done, NP's [13:53] we has a music [13:53] ** waves back at the COde Weaver [13:53] [13:53] Moosic [13:53] Welcome, Radula [13:54] * wonders if this is how you emote [13:54] NOTE - IF YOU ARE RE-STREAMING...PLEASE post the information here. There are going to be more people here than my little stream can handle [13:54] arg [13:54] thank you JennInSaltLake [13:54] "Give said the Little Stream" ... <--- primary song for Ted and Jen [13:54] What is this re streaming he talks about? [13:54] Heaven is Non-Prophets + Dwarf Fortress. [13:54] Isn't re-streaming prohibited in the Old Testimate somewhere? [13:55] * Wildflower has joined #nonprophets [13:55] xD [13:55] only if a woman does it [13:55] :D:D:D:D [13:55] no, heaven is strippers and beer volcanoes, silly [13:55] you must take her to the center of the village, and you must pick up stones and stone her until she is dead. [13:55] Mmm.... beer volcanoes.... [13:56] and then you must drink a budweiser and proclaim that the bible is applicable in the modern era [13:56] Sheesh, why not live like Conan the Barbarian? [13:56] OK, I'm going to say what everyone is thinking: this music sucks. Even Jeff Dee's 80's music was better than this. Ah Jeff, I miss you man ;-( [13:56] it's in the book of Dimwit, Chapter 42. :-p [13:56] Did you guys here about Oklahoma trying to outlaw RD? [13:56] did someone say 80s music? [13:56] hear+ [13:57] <3 80s music [13:57] it's such a pretty sthong [13:57] The Old Testament takes all the fun out of getting stoned [13:57] play some AC/DC [13:57] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another source. [13:57] Wildflower: RD? [13:57] Yes, Wildflower, I heard about that. Cheeky bastards in OK. [13:57] Richard Dawkins [13:57] just another reason to have a man-crush on Jeff Dee :-| [13:57] There's already a video clip of Dawkins mentioning the Oklahoma bill at the actual Oklahoma lecture. [13:57] It's quite funny. [13:57] The Old Testament takes the fun out of a lot of things, Sabina. [13:57] Stoned, being one of them, yes [13:57] Wildflower: Yeah. [13:57] * Scott has joined #nonprophets [13:58] That's what the OT is there for. [13:58] Sounds hilarious [13:58] Taking fun out of things [13:58] Or any religion for that matter [13:58] * Scott is now known as SuppressioFalsi [13:58] the Old Testament takes the fun out of living under a draconian system of religious law :-( [13:58] what exactly does "outlaw" mean? [13:58] Wow it's nice to be able to use the chat for once! [13:58] outlaw Dawkins? [13:58] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTmYfFye7Hg [13:59] ...uh... to ban him [13:59] I'm at home right now, but at school, IRC is blocked! [13:59] * phil8662 has joined #nonprophets [13:59] Oklahoma is just pissed they wheren't around for the Revolutionary Way, this is their way of satisfying their penile inferority complex [13:59] to make him unable to come into the state [13:59] Check out the youtube clip. [13:59] from oclahoma? [13:59] * Liei has joined #nonprophets [13:59] Dawkins discusses the Oklahoma bill. [13:59] well, to make it against the rules to have him speak at least [13:59] Anyone else just get an image of Dwakins wearing a bandana over his face and a cowboy hat waving around some revolvers? [13:59] Dawkins* [13:59] i see [13:59] that would be awesome [13:59] he'd stick up the state board with two bananas [13:59] I think the all the gold and crap at the Vatican is offensive, I'm going to lobby the Illinois legislators to ban the pope. [13:59] who wants to go to Okla anyway? ;) [13:59] I'm listening to old Atheist Experience episodes till the show starts [14:00] Only two thinigs come from Oklahoma, steers, and steers that like other steers [14:00] yeah, it's full of dust and heat and second-rate college football teams [14:00] * CodeWeaver has quit IRC (CodeWeaver) [14:00] Gumba_Masta: Which one? [14:00] * CodeWeaver has joined #nonprophets [14:00] so is anyone else here from CT [14:01] All of them. [14:01] Sometimes I wish... [14:01] Pahahahahha. They have a good debate team-cut 'em some slack. They also have the fact that they are terrorist targets going for them. [14:01] Waiting on Denis (hahahaha), then we'll start [14:01] lol @ Denis [14:01] come on Denis! [14:01] let Max do the intro! [14:01] waiting on Dennis like he hasn't shown up or waiting like he's revising the into? [14:01] intro* [14:01] If God raptured him then you're just wasting your time [14:02] Darn, what's that restream again? I'm getting cutouts. [14:02] same [14:02] there's no proof that he wasn't ratured. [14:02] * Nimrod has joined #nonprophets [14:02] mic check, check [14:02] mmmmm cool beans [14:02] silence. [14:02] Just improv the opening, something like: "We're the Non-Prophets, theist can suck our cocks, what's our first story Shilling?" [14:03] I love mike checks! [14:03] shilling! [14:03] you're good [14:03] sounds good [14:03] its good [14:03] mic check 1 2 1 2 [14:03] yeh yeh [14:03] it's fine [14:03] lol [14:03] number 9 number 9 number 9 number 9 [14:03] amin [14:03] louder [14:03] Audio level's great. [14:03] Mike Check, Mike Check, your luggage has arrived at gate three. [14:03] ya its good [14:03] * ihedenius has joined #nonprophets [14:03] hah [14:03] 5x5 [14:03] lmao [14:03] LOL [14:03] bit louder [14:03] wow [14:03] 7 [14:03] hehe [14:03] you have to have a falling inflection [14:03] Wait, he's not Dennis! What kind of scam is this? [14:03] Nobody can do Denis [14:03] And theres a shit ton of classes now. You have Cleric, Fighter, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Warlock, Warlord and Wizard. Coming up March 17th when the Players Handbook 2 comes out, they add Bard, Druid, Invoker, Sorcerer and Warden.  [14:03] Fuck [14:03] haw! [14:03] Ignore that [14:03] LOL [14:03] ROFL [14:03] AND THEY WEre the NOn-prophets [14:04] yeah [14:04] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg [14:04] yeah you can xD [14:04] dennis is too sexy for my shirt [14:04] I can hear it! [14:04] who's that? [14:04] We're special [14:04] yes you are. [14:04] I hope Denis is gettin some right now. [14:04] * joshl has joined #nonprophets [14:04] Paging Mike Hunt, Paging Mike Hunt, has anyone seen Mike Hunt? [14:05] Heh [14:05] I feel so involved [14:05] 2 lolz great! [14:05] "I am the very model of a modern non-godbotherer...." [14:05] Darn. He stopped reading. [14:05] * Sabina has quit IRC (CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)) [14:05] i keep loosing the sound, is it cause of me? [14:05] lol, Matt just pioneered a new media! [14:05] that's read '5 by 5' [14:05] Vency, it could be because the stream is overloaded. [14:05] I can hear you shillings, but it could be a little louder [14:05] Yes Vency, you need to have faith in the sound. [14:05] lil quiet [14:05] Thats odd im hearing an echo [14:05] Too quiet, guys. [14:05] deja vu or what? [14:06] shilling, you too quite [14:06] toooo low [14:06] echo....echo......echo... [14:06] Start the show goddamnit, I've got important shit I would be doing right now, like...uh...nevermind [14:06] playback [14:06] yea [14:06] * Pandora has joined #nonprophets [14:06] You're nothing but treble! [14:06] Oh wow he uses audacity [14:06] that's bad todd [14:06] audacity is free ;p [14:06] Susie Smartypants explains evolution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cgJgnG9YzY [14:06] lol thx [14:06] It helps when its free [14:06] sometime I'd actually like an explanation of how they do all of this [14:07] They do it with science! [14:07] I suggest we all go on a hunger strike until they start the show for real. Who's with me? [14:07] i'll tell ya' later [14:07] im not [14:07] When Im done with my biscuits. [14:07] im kinda hungry already [14:07] I am eating lunch right now [14:07] Sorry, wxproof. I'm too hungry. :D [14:07] o_O [14:07] and it is awesome [14:07] yay! elevator music! [14:07] * kyokuma_jr1 has joined #nonprophets [14:07] * FalseImago_ has quit IRC [14:07] Damnit, solidarity people! [14:07] does tea count [14:07] * enxb has joined #nonprophets [14:07] * kyokuma_jr1 is now known as kyokuma_jr [14:07] i just ate, can i still join? [14:07] I am almost done with my sandwich [14:08] I don't believe in god (or this band) [14:08] * FalseImago has joined #nonprophets [14:08] sounds good [14:08] No, be strong! [14:08] they should play the song "I am" by Dope [14:08] * Archaneus has joined #nonprophets [14:08] Man cannot live on bread alone... [14:08] matt eliminated it using black magic! [14:08] Matts voice is teh sex. [14:08] you're a little low. or matt is really loud [14:08] Yeah Thad is way low [14:08] * pat has joined #nonprophets [14:08] there you go. [14:09] There now I can hear him ;p [14:09] much better [14:09] * ihedenius has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [14:09] Are we sure God didn't smite Dennis. I could see his reasons for doing so. [14:09] make a mustache with your finger [14:09] * ihedenius has joined #nonprophets [14:10] For some reason, the record volumes are fine....but when I play it back it's about 10db lower [14:10] 42 [14:10] who would smite Dennis? he's the nice one. [14:10] lol [14:10] what was that song? [14:10] nothin is free...but theres a lot of stuff thatd Id like to be free to me [14:10] he was aiming for shilling [14:10] God's always smiting the nice ones. [14:10] * Sabina has joined #nonprophets [14:10] true, true. [14:10] no god did something good for once, he gave him a winning lotto ticket and he is celebrating [14:10] how long till start ? [14:10] Not sure how long til start [14:10] They're sorting out sound issues. [14:11] -3 seconds [14:11] i heard Matt say the "numbers" [14:11] Denis is running late [14:11] ok, everyone sing along [14:11] I think I've got all the sound problems sorted...or at least I hope so [14:11] wtf [14:11] Oh no...not THE NUMBERS! [14:11] Why am I hearing an echo? [14:11] OH! [14:11] Will Denis be stoned at the city gates for running late ? [14:11] Hes replaying it [14:11] yes. [14:11] play "I am" by dope, its not a bad song i swear [14:11] yep [14:11] you fixed it [14:11] dejavu? [14:11] that was a lot better [14:11] Yep, that's eliminated. [14:11] Yeah, Giz...that was the check [14:11] Yeah it sounds a lot better. [14:11] just went debian, let see if totem works, otherwise vlc [14:11] Record...play it back, compare [14:11] that worked much better [14:11] Yeah, im trying to do ten things at once ;p [14:11] Goddamnit, this is bullshit. That bagel looks so tempting yet I can't eat until the show starts. [14:11] Matt's cutting in and out. is that just me ? [14:12] me too [14:12] I am hearing that too [14:12] it's audio check [14:12] ok [14:12] same here [14:12] Trying to get a D&D game going with a bunch of friends of mine (hence my oops earlier of pasting the classes) [14:12] 2this cake is a lie [14:12] wxproof, now you see the repression inherent in the system [14:12] Is rootbeer fodd Wx? [14:12] *food [14:12] what if the show never starts? [14:12] youll starve [14:12] Stream is full....hopefully someone is re-streaming...and some of the regulars can connect to those [14:12] jay, totem (linux player) works [14:12] im irregular...sorry guys [14:12] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another stream. [14:12] * Owner has joined #nonprophets [14:12] we had a couple of alternative streams I thought [14:13] totem works [14:13] NPR 8.5 is the atheists rapture: everyone talks about it, but it never comes ^^ [14:13] lol! [14:13] amarok as well [14:13] I think Im already on an alt, should I reconnect to be sure? [14:13] so does Amarok, vlc, and I think mplayer [14:13] ye [14:13] Thers 3 people on my stream, but its up to you. [14:13] Theoritcally having sex with a bagel wouldn't be in violation of a hunger strike would it? [14:14] ... [14:14] depends on your gender [14:14] depends. is it oral sex? [14:14] o_O [14:14] wxproof: only if you swallow [14:14] Yes, wxproof, but it's no good on here anyway -- too holey. [14:14] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another stream. brb, getting some peanuts. [14:14] * Devin has joined #nonprophets [14:14] only if you eat it after [14:14] could you define the word "is"? [14:14] I' m done with my bagel, anybody want it? [14:14] um... [14:14] no ty. [14:14] If we could, there would be no christians Bluegrass [14:14] is anyone getting sound2 [14:14] extra cream cheese [14:14] * Owner is now known as cthulhu [14:14] I'll pass, wx. too many carbs [14:14] no. [14:14] No one should be getting sound [14:15] har har har [14:15] just static. [14:15] ok good [14:15] the silence is deafening [14:15] ...Im still hearing voices, is that bad [14:15] The next sound you hear will be Denis' mic check...and then the show [14:15] ok, even nu metal would be better than this [14:15] yay! [14:15] And it's full of stars [14:15] Joshl: Get some tin foil, make a hat [14:15] Which is better: Nu metal or Numenor? [14:15] NuSKin. [14:15] * jscott has joined #nonprophets [14:15] I'm still waiting for NP to start with Rammstein [14:15] dang, dont have any...hold the show til i get some! jk [14:15] whats numenor? [14:16] above denomenor [14:16] Lord of the Rings thing [14:16] maintain radio silence [14:16] ah. [14:16] Rammstein sucks :P At least if you only remotely care about lyrics. [14:16] I don't speak German, so no [14:16] no I do not [14:16] anyone listen to the band Dope [14:17] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another stream. [14:17] they write excellent music and have very interesting music videos [14:17] their cover of right round is sweet [14:17] * helo_darqness has joined #nonprophets [14:17] * tristan has joined #nonprophets [14:17] is thre show on or not? cant hear anything [14:17] no. [14:17] i've been listening to "the gourds" a lot. [14:17] >_> [14:17] it can only be heard by true non-believers [14:17] Damm, I can't tell if the kids downstairs are running amok again or if it's a thinderstorm outside [14:17] its coming on in a min [14:18] There is a show, its just not on yet. [14:18] * megamoola has joined #nonprophets [14:18] I can't hear anything either [14:18] it will be on when they all there [14:18] Hello [14:18] lo. [14:18] hi [14:18] I cant connect or something? [14:18] try another stream [14:18] I tried all 3 [14:18] tried all three [14:18] It's the rapture, all the sound recording equipment has ascended bodily into heaven [14:18] It says playing but nothing is comming out [14:18] they're not started yet. [14:18] oh [14:18] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTmYfFye7Hg [14:18] The Non Prophets are eerily quiet. [14:19] * Nimrod has quit IRC (Nimrod) [14:19] its a sign that the end times are near. [14:19] they're communing with the Non Spirits [14:19] lol yeah I saw that RD video [14:19] it's still beats Ray Comfort [14:19] Its entertainign ;p [14:19] lol [14:19] where are the good 'ol times where you had white noise assuring you that you had some channel? [14:19] connected, no sound, had sound [14:19] * nimrod has joined #nonprophets [14:19] THe Non Prophets are doing today's show in American Sign Language [14:19] lol [14:19] :P [14:19] lol [14:19] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another stream [14:20] Welcome to Zombo Com! [14:20] ;p [14:20] shoot, alls i know is Portuguese sign language. [14:20] que? [14:20] ¿que? [14:20] someone translate for us [14:20] zombo.com if you want entertaining ;p [14:20] WhaT ? [14:20] into brail? [14:20] —¿— [14:20] brale? [14:20] :-| [14:20] is zombo.com still up? [14:21] Yep [14:21] I was just listening to it [14:21] * gibson has joined #nonprophets [14:21] How come nobody ever answers my rhetorical questions? [14:21] rofl [14:21] The silence is deafening... [14:21] the Speakers! They do nothing! [14:21] I love zombo.com. Easy way to test to make sure flash is working and to see which version you are using. [14:21] << crickets chirping >> [14:21] i'm ready for a nap. [14:21] and its funny to listen to once ina while [14:21] im still hubgry too [14:21] lol hungry [14:22] * The has joined #nonprophets [14:22] http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/comic_collage.html [14:22] wtf [14:22] zzzzzzz [14:22] Coolio was arrested at LAX for posessing illegal drugs [14:22] how fucking stupid is he. [14:22] IS the show on? [14:22] not yet [14:23] Ah, nice music. John Cage's 4'33", right? ;) [14:23] nope, not yet [14:23] * mond has quit IRC (mond) [14:23] :D it was supposed to be on 23 mins ago [14:23] what music ? [14:23] Dennis was late. [14:23] It's a joke. Look up 4'33" by John Cage. [14:23] why don't they start without him? [14:23] * mond has joined #nonprophets [14:24] * gmp has joined #nonprophets [14:24] because they need denis's clever witty intro [14:24] :D [14:24] only dennis can intro [14:24] i feel like telling Dennis "You're killing me, smalls!" [14:24] They should have one of his openings pre-recorded and then play it backwards. ^^ [14:24] anywho [14:24] 4'33"... that's like, what 6'9"? [14:24] i'd say matt intros pretty good too [14:24] * ElGuapoTaco has joined #nonprophets [14:24] the argument from non-appearance [14:24] Is something wrong with my sound or has the show not started yet? [14:24] waitin [14:25] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4%E2%80%B233%E2%80%B3 [14:25] not started yet [14:25] for the big D [14:25] ok, good, I was worried [14:25] That's a false dichotomy, Archaneus! Could be your ears as well. :P [14:25] maybe God got mad and hold Denis somewhere [14:25] and that's why he can't start yet [14:25] maybe some bears ate Denis for making fun of some bald guy [14:25] So, what do you think Dennis' intro will be this time? Last week was.. uhm.. endorsements? [14:26] no he'd take away Dennis's free will, lol [14:26] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another stream. [14:26] That's true, wildflower [14:26] i'm gonna play Sparks and pretend the show is opening [14:26] it could also be the program, the speakers, the codec, etc. [14:26] i'll go with a super-hero intro. [14:26] ooo that'd be awesome [14:27] zzzzzzzz........eh [14:27] Maybe a Watchmen themed intro, since that just came out? [14:27] AaaGH! [14:27] sound !!! [14:27] sound! hurray! [14:27] anyone see Fired Up? [14:27] hey [14:27] yep [14:27] oh, thanks GOD [14:27] I hear voices [14:27] yeah [14:27] yea sound [14:27] Dennis! [14:27] Wait, they bring their computers to the broadcast? [14:27] Like a lan? [14:27] loud. [14:27] Hi big guy! [14:27] yes [14:27] sound? [14:27] I hear it not. [14:28] Sounds like Dennis was running. [14:28] then you are doing it wrong [14:28] me neither ;_; [14:28] no sound :( [14:28] no sound [14:28] yay! [14:28] sound just went away [14:28] * woot has joined #nonprophets [14:28] it is back. [14:28] zzzzzzzzzzz [14:28] he was just late preparing his sexy intros [14:28] haha [14:28] restart your streams if you didn't hear Dennis. [14:28] I hear him. [14:28] I don't hear him. [14:28] he not talking any more [14:28] nothing now. [14:29] that would explain it ! [14:29] nope still don't hear anyone [14:29] me neither [14:29] No one is talking anymore [14:29] wait [14:29] actually I think there might be a time lag on my end... [14:29] lol [14:29] I brought themonkeys, anyone have a football? [14:29] all I have is this banana and my pet crocoduck [14:29] * EverythingElseAtheist has joined #nonprophets [14:29] i thought it was monkeys vs. birds. [14:30] Ok back, had to move my car. [14:30] keep your predilictions to yourself [14:30] quick! show your crocoduck to kirk cameron and ray comfort, theyll convert! [14:30] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another stream. [14:30] no contest, monkeys...for Perry [14:30] bluegrass, does you banana convinced you that god exists? [14:30] their heads will asplode [14:30] Perry FTW [14:30] amen. [14:30] my banana talks to me [14:30] monkeys would just give em a beak flip [14:30] it tells me to do things [14:30] So some of us heard His word, and some of us didn't? We'll have to make a separatist chat now :S [14:30] terrible, awful, abominable, religious things [14:30] no sound still [14:30] uh oh splinter atheist group! [14:30] Is you banana wearing pyjamas? [14:30] * alxn has joined #nonprophets [14:31] yes mond, a teddy [14:31] :D [14:31] they just need to open their hearts to perry, he will show them the way [14:31] do you have the B1 banana or the B2? [14:31] wild type. [14:31] mine has ridges that fit my hand [14:31] Anyone hear anything? [14:31] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another stream. [14:31] nope [14:31] nope not yet [14:32] Not yet, they haven't started quite yet. [14:32] nope [14:32] do you want a banana? eat it up and go "this is the proof." do you want a banana? this banana is proof. [14:32] I bet that banana leans provocatively towards your mouth, too [14:32] Any Team Fortress 2 fans here? [14:32] and has a tab so it doesn squirt in your face when you open it [14:32] I wasnt going to mention that, but thx [14:32] Indeed sir, I am [14:32] and i bet it wasn't only your hand it fits :D [14:32] ya I play TF@ all the time [14:32] Yeah I like TF2, though I haven't played it in a while [14:32] But DoW II has been stealing all my attention lately [14:32] Been playing Left 4 Dead. [14:32] yup TF2 clan leader here [14:32] and the banana is bright yellow so religionists don't confuse it with an orange [14:32] I play both [14:32] i've been playing THE GAME [14:32] :( [14:32] * TedInSaltLake has quit IRC (TedInSaltLake) [14:32] i'd pay good money to see Ray fallate that banana. [14:32] L4D is sweet too [14:33] shit I lost the game [14:33] crap we all lost the game [14:33] in comfort's voice: "thee bahnahnah is purfectly shayped to fit into the cahrrying cayse that God made for us - the bunghole." [14:33] I would rather see someone hotter fellate the banana. [14:33] Meh. I've already won the game. [14:33] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnxMGOXY80A&feature=channel_page [14:33] Kidigus, that'd never happen. His jaw's too worn out from Kirk's [14:33] UT3 here usually. Is L4D worth the 50 bucks with just 4 or so maps? [14:33] haha! [14:33] how?! [14:33] LOL@ edward [14:33] STARTING!!!!!! [14:33] HAW! [14:33] Aaaaaah! [14:33] yeah! [14:33] woo! [14:33] it has a low player limit, but it is worth 40 bucks or less [14:33] Wildflower, it's a great game but I would say wait for a sale [14:34] I HEAR NOTHING :-( [14:34] Is it? I hear nothing [14:34] It was half off not long ago, I'm sure it iwll be again [14:34] have faith [14:34] there's a delay [14:34] wait for it... [14:34] it will start [14:34] it's okay, atheists lie all the time. [14:34] every pray [14:34] woo hoo [14:34] zzzzzzzzzzz...........eh [14:34] Yay! [14:34] w00t! [14:34] * TedInSaltLake has joined #nonprophets [14:34] yay, noise [14:34] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another stream. [14:34] yes [14:34] Thanks Archaneus [14:34] it was all right! [14:34] ooh [14:34] there we are [14:34] no noise for me...sigh [14:35] godless pub crawl = show delay? [14:35] on [14:35] it's all right [14:35] Give it a second [14:35] LOL [14:35] try a new stream pandora. [14:35] oh it's a cover I get it XD [14:35] :D [14:35] * pat has quit IRC (pat) [14:35] If your on my stream, remember thers a delay for me to hear it, then a delay for you to hear mine [14:35] best song by them I think [14:35] but who's covering? [14:35] have a good show/ / MacBeth! [14:36] MacBeth! [14:36] *good luck [14:36] Love this song [14:36] ah ther ewe go [14:36] yeah! [14:36] Ah, don't say the name of that play! [14:36] Fuck Yeah, Time to Eat!!! [14:36] what, macbeth? [14:36] You said it again! [14:36] Julius Caesar! [14:36] its bad luck [14:36] Othello! [14:36] Bagels anybody? [14:36] * hpsh has joined #nonprophets [14:36] you a thespian? [14:36] so you dont want me to say macbeth [14:36] haha [14:36] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another stream. [14:36] ooo emo-intro [14:36] King Lear! [14:36] sorry, I wont say macbeth anymore [14:37] d'oh! [14:37] * Qwerty has joined #nonprophets [14:37] haha.. King LEER [14:37] I would love some bagels [14:37] Richard the third! [14:37] * tristan has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009030621]) [14:37] Pandora, by any chance have you been watching Black Adder? [14:37] Blackadder is immense. [14:37] You know...thinking of it.These intros remind me of Round the Horne a BBC comedy program from the sixties. [14:37] Hamlet? [14:37] Because our dialogue is almost an exact copy [14:37] argument from 35 minutes late intro? [14:37] which is what I was going for, but I didn't think anyone else would get it [14:37] Bart Ehrman is good, Romans about christians 1st century ca "unpatriotic, incestous, cannibalistic, antisocial, antifamily atheists" (i'm not making this up) [14:37] can everyone hear? [14:37] hehe. [14:37] yes [14:38] yes you are! [14:38] yup [14:38] woo! [14:38] has anyone ever actually called the voicemail? [14:38] and its gone. [14:38] This is a NOVEL introduction! [14:38] and its back. [14:38] i hear it, and i am partly deaf :-) [14:38] Hi Matt :) [14:38] what is this intro? [14:38] Devin: Indeed ...and I like it :) [14:38] poetic emo intro? [14:39] So what was the excuse Denis gave for being late? If getting laid was involved then I guess we can forgive that, but if not, then shame Denis, shame! [14:39] bravo! [14:39] awwww poor Dnis heart [14:39] laughter spoiled the mood though hehe [14:39] XD [14:40] Pup Crawl, that explains a few things [14:40] people? I thought you meant 30 beers [14:40] grats [14:41] rebuffering [14:41] YAY! denis. great intro. [14:41] delegate, delegate :D [14:41] chat, chat. [14:41] chat one [14:41] chat two, two. [14:41] harrumph harrumph [14:42] down in front!!! [14:43] amen [14:43] In Utah, we get involved in all state politics. We'll do it, Matt. [14:44] Jenn.. kick Buttars and Waddoups in the ass for me. [14:44] haha [14:44] done, and done, Sabina [14:44] Kick the State Bored of Education in the pants [14:44] strengths: all available evidence. weaknesses: all evidence that is unavailable. [14:45] and we were wondering why the American education system sucks [14:45] lag? [14:46] uh Texas is not representative of the US... [14:46] its certainly a poster child though. [14:46] woah [14:46] ginger man is a bar in NYC [14:46] Matt's voice sounds deeper today. [14:46] wonder if its the same thing [14:46] lol [14:46] thats one hell of a pup crawl [14:47] hehe, crossdressing pub crawl atheists [14:47] IZZARD [14:47] FRY [14:47] * ihedenius is a computer geek [14:47] sorry [14:47] lol [14:48] theres a hair club for men joke lurking there someplace [14:48] What? Fry doesn't crossdress. [14:48] can i be a member without being from USA? [14:48] I am a member [14:48] ever see "a bit of fry and laurie". all englishmen cross dress. [14:48] is truth. [14:49] just sent in my dues and a donation [14:49] Yeah, but that's for sketches. That's different [14:49] ...and hilarious [14:49] fine [14:49] and now, for my impersonation of the A-E discussion board: hay guyz if god eggists y dont we see him////ya i see trees!!!////i think therefore i am////HI MATT////there is no god!//////omg i pray and i believe xD [14:50] well done [14:50] i mean... [14:50] the chat [14:50] not the iron chariots board [14:50] i meant the a-e chat [14:50] its impossible [14:50] Renewing your ACA membership: now with 100% less Logan's Run explosiveness [14:51] FESTIVAL! [14:51] i want money too! [14:51] I need to renew snap ;p [14:51] you can't fuck with me, I am an ACA member [14:51] what's you bank account [14:51] like gaius balthar ... [14:51] 5426598526... don't steel from me, ok? [14:52] Matt needs a ranch [14:52] steal [14:52] mm....gaius... [14:52] Whats the easiest way to renew for those of us who aren't in Austin? ;p [14:52] I just joined, you can do it all on the web [14:52] send a money order [14:52] * megamoola has quit IRC (megamoola) [14:52] lol [14:52] Oh no! Lost audio! [14:52] What's the maximum amount of years that you can stay president of the ACA? 8? [14:52] *hugs knees* [14:52] http://www.atheist-community.org/ [14:52] Did anyone else just loose the sound? [14:52] not me [14:52] Ah, just a lag. =) [14:52] yes [14:52] no [14:53] yes. I lost the sound. [14:53] I lost audio too. Swithed stream. [14:53] * Moohammad has quit IRC (Moohammad) [14:53] restart the stream [14:53] Matt would make an awesome cult leader. [14:53] Id have to choose between my abject worship of him and dawkins though. [14:53] OctoMom should of had an abortion [14:54] catholics are against abortion?! what next? [14:54] gasp [14:54] no no OctoMom IS an abortion [14:54] my question is: How did the f**king catholic church even find out about this 9 y/o brazilian girl ? [14:54] I like that, OctoMom [14:54] dawkins for me [14:54] the news [14:54] the church police! [14:54] Doc Oc Ma. [14:54] what's "excomunicate" [14:54] shun [14:54] OctoMom, 14 kids plowed into the welfare system and counting [14:54] it means you can't be in their club [14:54] shuuuuuuuun [14:54] It's an honorary Atheist degree. [14:54] how many is a brazillion again? [14:55] lol [14:55] its called apostolic succrssion [14:55] haha [14:55] Cue the Grand Inquisitor. [14:55] render unto ceaser salad the dressing which is ceaser [14:55] 10^666 [14:55] * zeffii has joined #nonprophets [14:55] "Who is the boss of you?Me!I am the boss of you!" [14:55] k, boss. [14:56] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg if you need another stream. [14:56] 9 year is old enough for mohammed [14:56] 2 wow the Catholic church is an ass [14:56] i'm so milked over. [14:56] :D [14:56] only just figured that out? [14:56] ^_^ [14:56] shoot i lost connection [14:57] obama's slogan [14:57] yes she can [14:57] :/ [14:58] Doesn't matter how you view excommunication. For the church, that's the worst possible punishment they can offer [14:58] Caesar-ian? [14:58] side from hellfire [14:58] that's why you need to be outraged [14:58] well, church can't send you there :P [14:58] I have been blacklisted by the Watchtower Society [14:58] http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7930380.stm [14:59] * Kaffi has quit IRC (Kaffi) [14:59] EverythingElseAtheist: you back yet? [14:59] back, yay [14:59] yay [15:00] I am sad for you, hoser. Who now will ring your doorbell at 8:00 a.m. Sunday Mornings ? [15:00] it's not even 100%, closer to 99%. [15:01] I am disappointed, 6 months JW free [15:01] so jebus wasnt born of a virgin? [15:01] LOL shilling :) [15:01] lol [15:01] Ooooo... Dennis... mouth! [15:01] didnt think they could talk about this with out a pedo priest joke [15:01] Raping isn't a sin. [15:01] those ppl believe this, yet claim he was.. [15:01] what about your biology changes when you put on a ring? [15:01] balls of hormones? [15:01] I have a paper stuck next to my door with the "These are the signs that will accompany my prophets" bit of the bible in case any witnesses come and wake me up again. I wanted to find the bit that says the antichrist will be a preacher but I couldn't find it [15:01] it a MAGIC ring [15:01] foolish atheist [15:02] * helo_darqness has quit IRC (helo_darqness) [15:02] oh, magic right. Forgot about that. [15:02] . [15:02] I put out a sign that says, "By summoning me to the door, you're admitting that god doesn't exist." [15:03] funny how teenagers only do it in the back of cars on this show. [15:03] FixedNews [15:03] FauxNews [15:03] * kidigus has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021910]) [15:04] you shouldn't have to dig through stories though to find real news. [15:04] * kidigus has joined #nonprophets [15:04] * ElGuapoTaco1 has joined #nonprophets [15:04] lol! [15:04] they should be consistently accurate. [15:04] BBC is the best news [15:05] i agree, BBC is the most accurate. [15:05] cant think of a better one [15:05] CBC? [15:05] Aljazeera is actually pretty good too [15:05] CBC is good too. [15:05] onion news [15:05] propably because they dont have to sensationalize to get money [15:06] since they already get our liscence fees [15:06] NPR is good. [15:06] CBC gets a billion a year from the gov [15:06] FRONTLINE <- best TV journalism in the U.S. [15:06] isnt russel around today? [15:06] haha [15:07] he has to take care of Ben today [15:07] Everyone knows you only get real news on the Daily Show and Colbert Report [15:07] * ElGuapoTaco has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:07] c span no news journalism Just watch as it happens [15:07] the new scientology space overlord [15:07] oh cool [15:07] reality is the anti-foxnews [15:07] Nightline was great journalism back in the Koppel days. [15:07] fox news is great. [15:08] reality has a liberal bias [15:08] I watch every saturday morning for a laugh [15:08] WWFSMD: true. [15:08] pr0n rulz. [15:08] exactly WWFSMD, it's not a bias if it's true. [15:08] yay for porn. [15:09] lol edward [15:09] pr0n [15:09] pr0n is watered down porn [15:09] damn uk government, legislating on what porn we can watch. [15:09] gah! [15:09] And now I'm all annoyed. [15:10] Chinese porn rules [15:10] (well, maybe child porn, they can legislate on that) [15:10] Hamster porn! [15:10] yeah aside from that [15:10] but never minor hamsters.... [15:10] but don't they have boobie pictures in the Safway sale paper in the UK? [15:10] yeah...page 3 rules. [15:10] lol [15:11] lol [15:12] I think Ill take a drink every time matt says 'congratulations/ [15:12] 58008 [15:13] see if I'm still vertical by the end of the show [15:13] Pandora... we have some flying buttresses to help prop you up, gurl [15:13] i'll drink every time he says "a = a" [15:13] * SuppressioFalsi has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021910]) [15:13] steady on ! [15:13] you'll be plenty horizontal [15:13] a= not not a [15:13] lol [15:13] Ill need them [15:13] ha [15:14] The UN adopted the Universal Declaration of Human Rights on Dec 10, 1948 [15:14] http://www.un.org/Overview/rights.html [15:14] jack, get the cip device! [15:14] new evidence? [15:15] * phil8662 has quit IRC (phil8662) [15:16] the big bully...what does that make china? o_O [15:16] but if the stimulus bill causes a fallout through and the economy completely collapses, will we put Obama on trial for betraying the world's economic trust? I mean, just in the interest of fairness. XD [15:16] obviously iraq was a scam [15:16] There is a large gap between a policy failing and ignoring international law [15:16] Speaking of Wars of Conquest...I havent played Empire Total War yet. [15:16] well, technically, congress wrote the stimulus bill. [15:17] * HORT has joined #nonprophets [15:17] lol [15:17] Naval battles suck [15:17] okay, then we'll just fire them :-P [15:17] I'm not being entirely serious [15:17] Oh, total war, I've never been able to finish an entire campaign. [15:17] I would hope not [15:17] i figured, Bluegrass. [15:18] it always falls apart past 60% [15:18] just saying, before we throw any one politician under a bus, we must be willing to do the equal for any other politician. :-) [15:18] regardless of party, race, or ...uh... education [15:18] I don't think of any us here are unquestiong supporters of the current administration [15:18] dont be so violent. throw green soup at them instead. [15:18] mmm... green soup... [15:18] I actually get pretty annoyed with Obama almost every day [15:18] not implying that, archa [15:19] lol as am I [15:19] but it's fine as I'm a cartoonist [15:19] There are good signs that at least some people might have "gotten it"... peace in Europe since 60 years! [15:19] so I channel my anger into hilarity [15:19] lucky you [15:19] ...and draw the prez as a chimp. ...wait. [15:19] I just go online and mock theotards in forums [15:19] http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7929690.stm <---Obama news [15:20] some one is wrong on the internet! [15:20] the atheist underground [15:20] we can all agree that the UN resolution is a bunch of shit [15:20] you can come to Bulgaria [15:20] and do it here :) [15:20] the Non Resistance ? [15:20] * grimjim8000 has joined #nonprophets [15:20] American president + stem cell research = parallell universe? [15:21] * omnikinesis has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:21] anyone reminded of the christopher reeve south park? [15:21] well I am in support of stem cell research, ofc [15:21] Where did Saddam come from, space? [15:21] * grimjim8000 has left #nonprophets [15:21] stem-cell research FTW! [15:21] * grimjim8000 has joined #nonprophets [15:21] he came from hell [15:21] Bush was waaay wrong on that [15:21] Tikrit [15:21] hehe superman eats babies [15:21] where else was he gonna come from, detroit? [15:22] Detroid would explain so much. [15:22] Metroid [15:22] the one commandment... THINK. [15:22] metroid rocks [15:23] is Russell no longer on the show? [15:23] He usually is [15:23] not today [15:23] he's watching Ben today. [15:23] Not sure where he is this week [15:23] ok [15:23] Ah ok [15:23] Ben ? [15:23] His son [15:23] his son [15:23] ah [15:23] mini-Russ [15:23] he didn't get smited did he? [15:23] raising tomorrow's atheists :-p [15:23] bullshit [15:24] smoted [15:24] Alito is just wrong. [15:24] god smate him. [15:24] he's at the Children's museum right now [15:24] * grimjim8000 has quit IRC (grimjim8000) [15:24] Alito is right [15:25] maybe i misheard the news item. [15:25] * Devin has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011913]) [15:25] I think that's an awesome piece of artwork [15:25] he is supporting the idea that a statute of limits can be established by the citizens [15:25] I would support the dildo-trash bag sculpture. [15:25] what? [15:25] it sounded like he said if the monument is permanent, it's constitutional. [15:26] * Rizen has joined #nonprophets [15:26] No [15:26] he said the opposite [15:26] my bad. [15:26] some slopes are slippery... [15:26] . [15:26] wear cleats [15:26] i'm a leetle beet drunk. [15:26] HAH [15:26] wtf stream stoped working [15:26] THe Summa group in Utah wanted to put up the monument. [15:26] yeah stopped for me too [15:27] me three [15:27] * mike_jarsulic has joined #nonprophets [15:27] ded [15:27] thought it was just my lag though [15:27] same here [15:27] It rebuffers [15:27] back oon [15:27] It does that every once-in-awhile for me [15:27] I just restart it [15:27] rebuffering again [15:27] tell it, Matt. [15:27] that twice in one minute [15:27] :D [15:27] Cant parks be a break from advertising? [15:27] I actually liked the decision in this case [15:28] you guys have so many issues [15:28] not again [15:28] hey i like my government to be huge and inefficient [15:28] you know what bugs me in parks are those dedication plates, like this bench dedicated to the guy who sat on it a ton. [15:28] the monument was donated to the city, and the SCOTUS ruled that they didn't have to display it since they owned the monument and it was considered government speech [15:29] damn stream keeps throwing me out & not connecting back [15:29] Vency: do you allow those huge advertisement signs in Bulgaria? [15:29] * h_d has joined #nonprophets [15:29] Dedication plates belong in All-you-can-eat buffets [15:29] * Grimjim8000 has joined #nonprophets [15:29] the Establishment Clause was not argued at all in the case [15:29] i know some Eeastern European countries have them [15:29] can't we just put two displays in front of all public buildings; one that says "god is real" and one that says "no he's not"? [15:29] is anyone else having stream problems [15:29] kidigus: which god, though [15:29] o/ [15:29] a Janus mask kind of thing. [15:30] lol, lets express the views of our government....[silence as the stream lags] [15:30] oh, yeah. [15:30] what about polytheists? [15:30] irony. [15:30] what about humanists [15:30] "humanism doesn't exist"? [15:30] ok, how about "god(s) is/are real" and "nu uh". [15:31] i like that one. [15:31] let's go with it. [15:31] I'm still waiting for the FSM monuments [15:31] I think I'll try TW out now and listen to the rest as soon as it's uploaded [15:31] it might read better in latin. [15:31] delicious irony [15:31] Hindus are making cow urine soft drink... [15:32] is there a graph showing the history of god-belief in the us? [15:32] Seeya [15:32] oh yeah read out that. [15:32] you leaving us G_M? [15:32] Yep [15:32] peace. [15:32] Depending on which one, yes [15:32] I wonder if they even realize the steam is having trouble [15:32] or if they are just chatting away [15:33] No, they are sacred, blameless creatures. [15:33] * Gumba_Masta has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021910]) [15:33] too bad Russell's not there, normally he'd be looking in on the chat room. [15:33] Well how many of you are having streaming issues? [15:33] I am [15:33] Darn show's too popular. =) [15:33] not really [15:34] no prob here [15:34] got the odd glitch [15:34] If no one's looking at the chat room does that mean we can all get naked? [15:34] ok then, no need for them to know then :D [15:34] yeah why not. [15:34] 7/5th human? [15:34] what do you mean "get" naked? [15:34] lol [15:34] touche. [15:34] nail salon? [15:34] nail salon [15:34] I wonder if the NP crew is naked [15:34] thats what heathens do anyway. [15:35] it's what the FASTING DID [15:35] A better question is: if we're all naked and no-one's looking at the chatroom, do clothes exist? [15:35] we're to busy not believeing to get dressed [15:35] when you starve, you hallucinate! [15:35] so DUH [15:35] they had a naked show in the past. [15:35] way back, years ago... [15:35] oh yeeeeah... [15:35] good times,] [15:35] aim for the gut huh? [15:35] is anyone hardcore enough to have a complete collection? [15:36] oh refreshed and it works now! [15:36] sigh. Im softcore. only got 2.5 onwards [15:36] "we can beat them/ just for one day" [15:36] * TedInSaltLake has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:37] I love how enthuisiastic about driving a hoel through someones ear matt sounds [15:37] well im sure you could make a deal and buy her [15:38] hehe, he loves that story [15:38] * Grimjim8000 has quit IRC (Grimjim8000) [15:38] Stockholm [15:38] Not Helsinki ;p [15:38] he does, yeah, matt not like we haven't heard that example before. [15:38] ha! [15:38] yeah, yeah, yeah...corrected [15:38] he made that mistake before _o- [15:38] pffft [15:38] "everyone" does [15:38] i'll get it right one of these days [15:39] ah, so they are watching. [15:39] i dont even know what helsinki is [15:39] Matt says weird things when he's naked [15:39] clothes back on everyone [15:39] this is one of my best arguments for debating Christians : "would you like to be my slave for a day ? I promise to treat you EXACTLY as the Bible says " :D couldn't find any volunteers yet :D [15:39] lol [15:39] im having stream problems...how long is the delay ? [15:39] Helsinki = capital of Finland [15:39] Helskinki? Doesn't Matyt mean "Stockholm Syndrome" [15:39] Stockholm = capital of Sweden [15:39] *matt [15:39] wait for it [15:39] i just got the helsinki [15:39] lol [15:39] helsinki is a dutch beer [15:39] bc when i closeout and reopen, i hear the same shit i just heard [15:39] the lag means you get slapped twice matt [15:39] we must stone him now [15:39] i like beer. [15:39] =/ [15:39] South Beach Syndrome... much more fun. ;) [15:40] * Radula has quit IRC (Leaving) [15:40] http://lmgtfy.com/?q=stockholm+syndrome <-here you go Matt [15:40] yeah, Dawkins! [15:40] wwoooo! [15:40] damn I thought Helsinki syndrome was a real thing, different from stockholm.... [15:40] ave to the pope of athiesm! [15:40] Dawkins!!!! He kicks ass, even with his clothes on! [15:40] mm, naked dawkins... [15:40] we should make up a definition for Helsinki syndrome... [15:40] he said it with such conviction... [15:40] hineken syndrome [15:40] Helsinki Syndrome sounds like a shitty Beau Bridges movie. [15:41] imagine the airplane was just getting developed when the bible was written [15:41] it sounds genuine [15:41] umm... Dawkins rocks and everything, but you do realize he's, what' 60 something? [15:41] whereas, my a** :D [15:41] we would have airline safety commandments [15:41] naked dawkins would most likely not be pretty [15:41] but...he has a britich accent. [15:41] Shilling, what's wrong with masturbatory things?! [15:41] LOL! those Okies are so....... dumb. [15:41] he could be 80 and still be hot. [15:41] haha [15:41] :O [15:41] Helsinki Syndrome: the chronic ignorance of the term "Stockholm Syndrome" [15:41] lol [15:41] \o/ [15:41] win. [15:42] Richard Dawkins .... Pat Condell... I'd have their babies. [15:42] drink [15:42] Yah, woot ! [15:42] an ejaculation [15:42] same [15:42] >woot lol [15:42] * Danis has joined #nonprophets [15:42] curse you laggy stream [15:42] Helsinki Syndrome: A rare condition, effecting only Matt Dillahunty, where the Stockholm Syndrome is consistantly incorrectly labeled as Helsinki Syndrome [15:42] :D [15:42] haha [15:43] Geeze you guys. [15:43] ke-be-kwa [15:43] wxproof.. put that in the UrbanDictionary [15:43] Keh-beh-kwoh... Quebecois. [15:43] fuck [15:43] Here's how you pronounce Quebecois: redneck [15:44] lol [15:44] we have a fred phelps of atheism. He-who-shall-not-be-named-on-threat-of-law-suit. [15:44] hope its mine! [15:44] woot! [15:44] It's BLOCK KEHBEHKWAH [15:44] Quebec has the largest population of french that never surrendered to the Germans [15:44] thank you MAtt [15:44] ba-bum-crash [15:44] * omnikinesis has joined #nonprophets [15:44] hahaah [15:45] :D [15:45] gah! what a lag I have... [15:45] 2oh snap shilling [15:45] There are only two things I hate, people intolerant of other cultures, and Quebec [15:45] We still love you Matt. [15:45] yeah, me too [15:45] lol [15:45] yeah i have a pretty bad delay too, but if i refresh i'll loose time [15:45] LOL @ wx [15:45] ke-beck-kwah - Bloc Quebecois is a political party [15:45] french canadain separitist party [15:45] ^^ [15:45] The Big Bang Theory tv show cracks me up ; [15:45] p [15:45] traitors [15:45] i thought it was pronounced "canuck". [15:45] kee-beck-kee [15:46] nutjobs but still a large group [15:46] what do you call french fries drench in gravy? the national dish of Quebec [15:46] I forgot to say I facebook added you after the last time you mentioned facebook on nonprophets [15:46] you actually fall for that culural relativism nonsense wxproof? [15:46] Qwijibo [15:46] Poutine. Also chunks of cheese curds, Sabina [15:46] what do they call a quarterpounder in quebec? [15:46] Poutine, YEs, thank you , edward. [15:46] Matt 2.0 [15:46] remember when Triumph the Insult Comic Dog went off on the French in Quebec City? [15:46] need to find a link [15:46] now iwant some pautine [15:46] 2ironically my religion teacher is croatian [15:47] I'm Matt's friend on facebook :D [15:47] matt do you have myspace? [15:47] poutine [15:47] Are you a seperatist? You hear that, it's the sound of nobody giving a fuck! [15:47] most definitely [15:47] myspace and facebook should merge [15:47] myface [15:47] wha??? Matt has real life friends - skeptical [15:47] As someone who lives in Quebec, it is Keh-beh-kwa, and yes, Quebec is irrelevant. [15:47] facespace [15:47] mybook lol [15:47] lol! [15:47] facespace lololol [15:47] on no you didnt matt [15:48] cheese loving surrender monkeys [15:48] No, I'm not a seperatist, but saying all cultures are equal is nonsense. A culture that endorses stoning women to death should not be tolerated [15:48] http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xzzqz_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-quebec_fun [15:48] 2oh we americans are dumbass! [15:48] depends on the language, Shilling [15:48] if it's Spanish we are angry [15:48] otherwise we are understanding and kind [15:49] dunno how that works [15:49] YES! its frustrating, but i prefer them to try to speak ENGLISH [15:49] ou est l'ambassade? [15:49] il est mor [15:49] at work they speak chinese [15:49] literally [15:49] well speaking slower can help if they know the language but havent been exposed to it much [15:49] * EverythingElseAtheist_ has joined #nonprophets [15:49] dawnday ehstah ale bahn-yo? [15:49] h_d: they speak literally? [15:49] Everyone should speak English - it was good enough for Jeebus in the bible [15:49] yes! [15:49] in chinese [15:49] ! [15:49] literally [15:49] lit-er-ally [15:49] ou est la putain maison? [15:50] (where is the whore house) [15:50] so they only say the word "chinese"? [15:50] It's an Anglophone thing not an American thing [15:50] because they are literally speaking chinese? [15:50] just point. you usually get what you want if you point [15:50] point and grunt [15:50] not in Arab countries [15:50] ou est le maison d'beaver [15:50] point and you'll get your ass kicked [15:50] why? [15:51] well in islamic countries you also have to slap a woman to effectively communicate [15:51] considered rude [15:51] or cut off someone's hand [15:51] lol [15:51] Point with your knuckle [15:51] decapitate them. [15:51] nice [15:51] explode a car [15:51] Islam is a religion of peace [15:51] haha [15:51] obey or die. [15:51] XD [15:51] pieces all over the place [15:51] lol [15:51] the leson is that if yo uwant to murder someone get a wife first [15:51] :D [15:51] amen. [15:51] I just act like "Curly Howard" when overseas. [15:52] what do you do if your a woman and want to murder someone? [15:52] sorry, "Curly" Howard. [15:52] You don't [15:52] ;_; [15:52] In Islam women aren't allowed desires [15:52] become a les ? [15:52] damn sexist pigs. [15:52] "Stern", Howard [15:52] when I was your age the navy meant something [15:52] dont think they approve of that. [15:52] * EverythingElseAtheist has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:52] * EverythingElseAtheist_ is now known as EverythingElseAtheist [15:52] murder is a-ok but them lesbians...gr... [15:52] haha [15:53] Pandora, your best resort is to start the Malsi religion [15:53] I wish I was a lesbian. [15:53] good name for a navy drink [15:53] the kamikaze [15:53] malsi? [15:53] Speaking of lesbians, I heard the best euphasism for lesbianism ever recently. It's a victorian era euphasism, I believe and it's "tipping the velvet [15:53] " [15:53] Spell it backwards [15:53] ah [15:53] lol. [15:54] na they just spend there time visiting whores [15:54] see. Edward but they'd get it immediately seeing as their entire CULTURE is backwards [15:54] ooooh [15:54] burn [15:54] * omnikinesis has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:54] Well that's good, isn't it? The Malsi religion would get EVERYTHING right [15:54] Matt, it's only because we're so much better than everyone else. Don't you know that? [15:55] execpt for the spelling [15:55] Jesussoft [15:55] Jehovah Vista [15:55] I am! [15:55] it's the answer to ubuntu satanic edition :') [15:55] an amatuer linguist [15:55] There's a christian version of Penthouse, too, I've heard.... [15:55] no joke [15:55] yes [15:55] it's just the theme [15:56] and then there's slackware. [15:56] thrid hardest [15:56] yes it is [15:56] *third [15:56] Slackware takes it's name, from the SubGenius term [15:56] well bil gates is the anti christ according to some [15:56] urdo [15:56] Chinese, Japanese, English, in that order [15:56] country with the largest number of English speakers in the world is India [15:56] ehhh [15:56] I'd disagree [15:56] i heard english has the largest vocabulary because of it's spread [15:56] * Toddahhhh has quit IRC (Toddahhhh) [15:56] Has anyone seen the Christian dildo's, shaped like Jesus? [15:56] if you're going for complication, then yes [15:56] but technically English is more difficult [15:56] lol [15:56] it uses more kinds of spoken sounds [15:56] lol Dennis [15:57] To be fluent in Chinese or Japanese you need to know 50,000 unique characters [15:57] yeah. and the grammar is...well, basically we make it up. [15:57] I think they win [15:57] nope [15:57] Praying software into existance! Sweet! [15:57] Hinglish is the most common dialect of English - India has something like 160 languages so Hinglish is the common language [15:57] * Criggster_ has joined #nonprophets [15:57] see, that's complicated [15:57] but not difficult [15:57] cause were l33t [15:57] is a muslim and satanic version of ubuntu to :-) [15:57] hahahhahahhahahahhahha [15:57] * Criggster_ has quit IRC (Criggster_) [15:57] Christian dildos: the Jesuit literalist's wet dream. Now they can have Jesus inside them and STILL be screwed [15:57] jesus + unbuntu = jebuntu [15:57] http://ubuntusatanic.org/ [15:58] * Criggster_ has joined #nonprophets [15:58] its because ubuntu is open source, I doubt there is a christian version of windows [15:58] or jewbuntu [15:58] I have a Canadian version of Ubuntu [15:58] BIBLICAL ROCK [15:58] lol! [15:58] the cross dildo really hurts! (I've read...) [15:58] ihed - English has the largest number of words because it takes so many words from other languages [15:58] yes [15:58] it also has the most difficult grammatical structure as a result [15:58] To be fluent in Japanese or Chinese you DON'T need to know 50,000 characters (I'm learning Japanese. There is no native japanese person that knows 50,000 characters) [15:58] the skeptic's guide covered this in the last podcast [15:58] gmp, yes that is what I heard [15:58] it'd be like one of us knowing EVERY SINGLE WORD in english [15:58] nobody does [15:58] * Criggster has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [15:58] * Criggster_ is now known as Criggster [15:59] French will die since the Alliance Francaise decides which words can enter the language [15:59] there's less activity in their whole brains [15:59] Isn't "best available" and "christian software" a contradiction? [15:59] truth. [15:59] nah [15:59] edward [15:59] English is the hardest European language to learn - no structure - you just have to know a lot of rules [15:59] it's a miraculous failure [16:00] * JennInSaltLake has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [16:00] rules...dont keep it a secret, we make it up. [16:00] I have two first languages - Polish and English - [16:00] there are endlessly complex special rules to english [16:00] english spelling is a challenge. [16:00] like spelling knife with a k [16:00] Polish is like most European languages - set conjugation and declension - English does not [16:00] any spelling is a challenge [16:00] i like english. i like not worrying about the gender of my toothbrush. [16:00] it has the most difficult spoken system - this is why you hear the asian pronunciation of the "L" as an "R" [16:00] If English was good enough for Jesus then it's good enough for me [16:01] I want to see how IQ scales with religion [16:01] Haha, good point Kidigus [16:01] never understood the gender thing. [16:01] * joshl has quit IRC (joshl) [16:01] wx[rppf - said that already - keep up! [16:01] how did that come about? [16:01] I HATE that gender identity crap [16:01] * EverythingElseAtheist has quit IRC (Write error: Broken pipe) [16:01] damnit, sorry [16:01] You guys are kidding, right? There's a rule in French that has something like six circumstances where it applies and several THOUSAND where it doesn't. English isn't hard, French is [16:01] * EverythingElseAtheist has joined #nonprophets [16:01] http://phd.pp.ru/Texts/fun/english-poem.txt [16:01] work on Ubuntu Christian Edition has been suspended indefinitely. [16:01] lol [16:01] English is by far the most difficult language to learn [16:01] I speak french and english, I assure you english is harder. [16:01] how is it hard? [16:01] I dont have a degree on the subject, but have studied it in depth - I do not want to explain it :-( [16:01] IQ and religious belief has no correlation. Lots of smart people believe dumb things - compartmentalization. [16:02] Seriously guy, you are a bunch of random people throwing out your opinion whereas LINGUISTS say it's Chinese, Japanese, English, in that order [16:02] I know I sound like a christian with "proof for god" but there's a huge amount of material on how english is ridiculously difficult [16:02] Edward - if you know a structured language, learning others are easy - I learned both French and Latin in high school and my knowledge of Polish mafe it easy [16:02] more words, more 'rules' (ie, places were shit is made up) [16:02] I was raised to speak Utahnese. I learned English when I moved to Miami with all the cubans and Haitians. [16:02] I trust the people who study this stuff [16:02] English doesn't have anterior future and ass-backwards-progressive verb tenses... [16:02] not in my experience archaneus [16:02] intelligent people can come up with better reasons to believe stupid shit than dumb ones [16:02] good point [16:02] you can get by without learning the future perfect or ablative [16:02] I've taken several classes on the subject, and studied in depth with two departments on the subject and have never heard that english is less than the most difficult [16:03] the french have, like, a different word for everything! [16:03] I've heard of placebo surgeries "curing" arthritis. [16:03] wait [16:03] what [16:03] german is worst for mad verb tenses. [16:03] I love german. squees [16:03] placebo news [16:03] To learn how the brain works read K;uge by Gary Marcus [16:03] it makes you think you learned something [16:03] when really there was no news at all [16:03] http://klugethebook.com/ [16:04] I learned english by watching old disney cartoons [16:04] the placebo is misunderstood [16:04] :') [16:04] disney?! burnt he witch! [16:04] koo koo [16:04] * jscott has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011912]) [16:04] the placebo effect is an alteration of the perception of the issue, not altering the problem itself [16:04] HAW! [16:05] trans-humanist? [16:05] it's tricking you into thinking something happened so you don't realize it didn't [16:05] eek [16:05] vista [16:05] God Does Not Heal Amputees [16:05] Matt, you slay me. [16:05] and does it help if your wife prays too? [16:05] did you come back the same, kidigus? [16:05] but scientology does [16:05] * EverythingElseAtheist_ has joined #nonprophets [16:06] Finally!! [16:06] At the risk of being branded a heretic, how long before the show ends? I gotta leave in an hour and I need to get ready [16:06] No, the new one blows. [16:06] I hope that law dies a horrible death [16:06] O_O [16:06] they have the right to NOT WORK [16:06] you sign a contract [16:06] * game_no has joined #nonprophets [16:06] secondary stream works fine (primary didn't) [16:06] FAIL. The patient's rights are greater than those of the caregiver. [16:06] Yep [16:06] should be soon, unless they run overtime [16:06] they started late - you might have to catch the podcast [16:07] Ritalin [16:07] started about an hour and a twenty minutes ago [16:07] Can a scientologist pharmacist refuse to dispense pscychiatric drugs? [16:07] no, because he's necessarily already on one [16:07] they should try. would make a interesting - and precendent setting- case [16:07] Pharmacists are med school rejects [16:07] brb 2.6.28 [16:08] woot, you are very wrong. [16:08] they are med school graduates. [16:08] lol [16:08] * WWFSMD has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [16:08] pharamacists are actually vey well trained chemists [16:08] *very [16:08] How is the case of a scientologist any different from a xian refusing to dispense birth control [16:08] and they sell coloring books [16:08] I make coloring books [16:08] I didnt know they ahve to graduate med school [16:08] it isn't which is why it would be a brilliant precedent to set [16:08] I demand that pharmacists also be very well trained alchemists [16:08] haha [16:09] woot, they have pharm d's/ [16:09] I want them to be able to turn my lead to gold, damn it! [16:09] * EverythingElseAtheist has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [16:09] pharmacy is a good deal - you are done in 6 years and make $105k a year - with overtime [16:09] also free unlimited drugs [16:09] * EverythingElseAtheist has joined #nonprophets [16:09] 80 [16:09] who you gonna call? ChristBusters! [16:09] no on the drugs - tight controls of controlled substances [16:09] gmp, took my 3 pharmacist friends closer to 7 years each [16:09] Think about it. Drink your medicine AND get your lead fillings turned to gold. [16:10] good deal [16:10] You can finish in 6 [16:10] oh yea, great job. [16:10] Sacred Caps [16:10] 4 years for a pharmacist here [16:10] noooooo [16:10] I should have been done in 6 with my education, it's probably going to be 7 [16:10] Look at an MD - 8 years (4 college, 4 med school) - $250k in debt and become a resident for $42k a year for 3 years [16:10] okay, that's a fairly clever bus ad [16:11] a resident here gets $500 a shift [16:11] Are they implying the earth is a circle and not a sphere? [16:11] any MDs here? [16:11] http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/03/06/islamic-bus-ads-in-san-francisco/ [16:11] agreed. . . pharmacist is pretty good. . . 7 years, 100k debt, plus job while in school (pharmacy tech, internet, etc) then 100k job. [16:11] http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/img_9171.jpg [16:12] You Are WElcome Matt!! I am happy to correct YOU ! :D [16:12] Here in Canada postgrad isnt necessary for Pharmacists [16:12] chiropractic - unlimited cash flow [16:12] helsinki syndrome is from Die Hard 1 [16:12] and complete bullshit! [16:12] whatever, I'll stick to my poverty-stricken job [16:12] and no trainging neccesary lol [16:12] in the US a pharm d does not require an undergrad degree. [16:12] chiropractic ftw! [16:12] thunderwood college [16:12] homeopathy... that's the gig to get. [16:12] in us, pharmacy id a 6 year program after which you get a Pharm.D. [16:12] but most have one in chemistry or biology etc. [16:12] I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I was a chirpractor or any equivalent [16:12] beat me to is kidigus [16:12] * WWFSMD has joined #nonprophets [16:12] reflexology [16:12] it* [16:12] sry :) [16:13] Ill be an acupuncturist [16:13] ANY TIME MATT [16:13] my local rec centre offers classes in canine accupressure [16:13] THANKS NPR! cya next time everyone :) was alot of fun [16:13] you're right though - how do you learn if not from being criticized? [16:13] Matt has the right to make up syndromes [16:13] o/ [16:13] * Janson has quit IRC (Janson) [16:13] bye Janson [16:13] I mean, I know Christianity so well I could become a religious figure and scam a bunch of people oout of their money but I have more scruples than those tv preachers [16:13] He is an atheist bishop. [16:13] we were talking about human rights - and there was a Helsinki Declaration on Human rights [16:13] matt is down with the syndromes [16:13] so long suckers! [16:13] * ElGuapoTaco1 has left #nonprophets [16:14] peace out all... [16:14] * h_d has quit IRC (h_d) [16:14] bye all [16:14] see you all in two weeks [16:14] see yah all [16:14] byeeee! [16:14] good show [16:14] I love you all [16:14] farewell [16:14] bye [16:14] bye Pandora [16:14] * kidigus has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021910]) [16:14] * gibson has quit IRC (gibson) [16:14] haha [16:14] * Criggster has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.7/2009021910]) [16:14] * EverythingElseAtheist_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [16:14] back in two weeks [16:14] * hpsh has quit IRC (hpsh) [16:14] good to be here [16:14] see you in 2 [16:14] * woot has left #nonprophets [16:14] It's been nice to listen to you guys (both the chat and the NPR) [16:14] * Bluegrass has quit IRC [16:14] * joachim has left #nonprophets [16:14] * ph-nl has quit IRC (ph-nl) [16:14] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helsinki_Accords [16:14] bye and thanks for the show :) [16:15] * wxproof has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [16:15] Thanks for the show you guys rock. :D [16:15] * Wildflower has quit IRC (Wildflower) [16:15] * mike_jarsulic has quit IRC (Ex-Chat) [16:15] Thank you for the show! [16:15] * kyokuma_jr has quit IRC [16:16] * game_no has quit IRC (12( www.nnscript.com 12:: NoNameScript 4.22 12:: www.esnation.com 12)) [16:16] did they bring up illinois legislating pluto back into being a planet? [16:16] i cut out a lot [16:16] * Vency has quit IRC (CGI:IRC) [16:16] i might have missed it. [16:16] No [16:16] 'bout time I remember to listen live. Did it twice, then my wonderful memory kicked in and I remembered every Thursday -following- [16:17] what a waste of time to legislate [16:17] Please do a show on Messianic Jews. They are the fucking worst. [16:17] illinois? [16:17] i hadn't heard about Illinois and Pluto [16:17] I thought it was arizona or something [16:17] Jewsus is the saviour [16:17] yeah Jews that believe in Jesus... [16:17] I thought it was the state where the scientist who discovered it lived [16:17] let me see if i can find it again. [16:17] I really dont get it [16:17] Pluto will always have a place in my heart. I was raised as a Nine-Planetarian [16:17] http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2009/03/05/illinois-plutocrats/ [16:17] no Christians who act like Jews [16:17] weird [16:18] oh I have it wrong ? [16:18] fucking idiots [16:18] oh Gizmo your googling skills outweigh mine. [16:18] cthulhu, I know this asshole guy in a christian chat room who calims he sacrifices animals... [16:18] why does it matter if it's a planet or a planetoid? [16:18] No, I have Plait's blog in Google Reader [16:18] And I always have that up [16:18] "Jew" isn't just a religion, it's also a nationality. Or something. Someone correct me on the right word [16:18] So I knew where I was looking ;p [16:18] ethnicity [16:18] * ihedenius has left #nonprophets [16:18] Thanks. Ethnicity [16:18] Edward, it's a culture, too. [16:18] my brother is a messianic jew - homeschools his 4 kids, unemployed, calls himself a rabbi [16:19] please do a show about him - he's the worst [16:19] Most of the Jews I know acknowledge their Jewishness as a cultural thing but are actually atheists. [16:19] know only one jewish joke [16:19] Well, I'm off to go play games with soem friends, bye all [16:19] * Pandora has quit IRC (CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)) [16:19] * Scanner has quit IRC (Scanner) [16:19] * Archaneus has quit IRC [16:19] I knew some religious jews [16:19] * Edward has left #nonprophets [16:20] all that tribalism is bullshit anyways [16:20] I don't know the actual percentage of secular Jews in Israel but its no small bunch [16:20] There are so many parallels to ultra orthodox Judaism and Islam. [16:20] I would be against the tribalism, but I mean, I'm part scottish, and I'm like fuck yeah scots. [16:20] * mond has quit IRC (mond) [16:21] and all we have is kilts. and haggis. sigh. [16:21] scots are prett fucking bad for that whole aint scottish, its crap, but robbie burns night is ok, i suppose [16:21] * mihirgk has joined #nonprophets [16:21] * Canadian_hoser has quit IRC (Leaving) [16:21] * Canadian_hoser has joined #nonprophets [16:22] scotland is a lot like isreal anyways - poor, violent, shitty climate, self effacing [16:22] Ok, gotta get up and move for a few [16:22] Ill talk to you guys later. [16:22] Scotts have more than kilts and haggis. Take a nice claymore for example... (I'm like swords) [16:23] that's true, they have a lot of bad-ass cutting weapons. [16:23] * mihirgk has quit IRC (mihirgk) [16:23] yes, they have booze, heroin and hooliganism [16:23] all right, gang. see you in 2 weeks. [16:23] * Sabina has quit IRC (Sabina) [16:23] * Canadian_hoser has quit IRC (Canadian_hoser) [16:24] * Canadian_hoser has joined #nonprophets [16:24] * Danis has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.6/2009011913]) [16:24] anyway i am taking off, see you guys. 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