Session Start: Sat Dec 19 12:18:09 2009 Session Ident: #nonprophets [12:18] * Now talking in #nonprophets [12:18] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets are LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information.' [12:18] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Sep 05 13:05:33 [12:18] -> *nickserv* identify g0dl3ss0 [12:19] * mond has joined #nonprophets [12:19] I believe (without evidence) that what the CDMS in Minnessota detected were atheism particles from PZ Myers' brain. :-D * /msg: insufficient parameters [12:20] -> *chanserv* help [12:20] *Minnesota [12:25] * mond has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [12:31] * LykeX has joined #nonprophets [12:33] Its on!!!! [12:33] What? Now? [12:33] Hallelujah! [12:33] Yes! [12:34] C'mon iTunes... [12:34] \o/ [12:34] Take two [12:35] * mond has joined #nonprophets [12:35] "It's a Saturnalia miracle!" (Leonard, TBBT) [12:36] o.O [12:37] Let me guess, guys: new studio? [12:37] What, it's on? [12:37] All I hear is low noise [12:37] Techncal problems [12:37] clips of an audience? Oh now I get music. [12:37] Or pre-show checking [12:37] Ahh, that's probably it [12:38] * zeroday rocks left-right-left [12:38] Yes, I'm playing around to make sure everything still works [12:38] Thanks for verifying...sorry that you'll get to hear my second-favorite Christmas song a few times ;) [12:38] Awesome, Non-Prophets! [12:39] Play it again, Sam. [12:39] So far, the only problem is one I expected - the channel isn't registered so we can't get ops [12:39] We'll be thoroughly sick of it by the time the show starts [12:39] That's usually not a problem though [12:39] Nah, I'm done playing it for now. I've got to do some cleanup and setup mics... AFK [12:40] Oh. "Away From Keybord". It's been a while, must swap in my chat lingo again. [12:41] Hehe. [12:42] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLe7X5FTccc [12:42] * zeroday looking up "HEHE"... [12:42] gammy: Oh, you! [12:42] In all caps as well. How suave. [12:42] zeroday: :o [12:42] WMTSU [12:42] Oh, a TBBT clip! [12:43] Sheldor the conqueror! [12:44] * LykeX dons light leather armour [12:44] OIC -- oh, I see! xD [12:45] Sheldon is such a wonderful character [12:46] Agreed. I share many traits with Rajesh, though. [12:47] E.g. influence of ethanol on eloquence. [12:47] Really, I just tend to drunk dial [12:47] Not my best quality [12:48] Is it what I think it means, LykeX? Dialling phone numbers while inebriated? [12:48] yep [12:48] Do you record? [12:49] no, but that's interesting idea [12:49] It is! [12:49] on the other hand, I usually try to forget those occasions as much as possible [12:50] It can get awkward [12:50] I hear you. There are two particular stories from when I was dunk in public. Funny, but not for me. [12:50] *durnk [12:50] That's usually how it is [12:50] *drunk (not drunk now, I swear) [12:50] :D [12:51] Of course not, then you'd be eloquent, right [12:51] Exactly, LykeX. Wait. What? :D [12:51] ;) [12:51] Must be the phenylethylamine in my chocolate. [12:52] Does chocolate naturally have phenethylamine? [12:53] I think so. I've read it several times. On the web. Must be true. [12:53] wikipedia backs you [12:54] I wonder how easy it is tom extract and purify [12:54] So do the other top Google results. I'll go with it. Yeah, that's the ticket. [12:55] I smell a business opportunity [12:55] LykeX: There's an easy alternative for an all-natural high: fall in love! <3 [12:55] Yeah, but the come-down's a bitch [12:55] True, LykeX. True. [12:56] * zeroday munches more chocolate [12:56] :D [12:56] 2 minutes to go [12:57] The tension. THE TENSION! [12:57] * KenHam has joined #nonprophets [12:57] r u sure? is it not 62 mins? [12:57] Say it ain't so! [12:57] * LykeX doesn't fin [12:58] * LykeX doesn't find that funny [12:58] http://tycho.usno.navy.mil/cgi-bin/timer.pl [12:58] Look at central time. [12:58] * LykeX also presses enter to quickly [12:58] That's a handy page, mond. Much better than whattimeisit and dateandtime! Thanks! [12:59] I have it bookmarked [12:59] Me too. [12:59] 2, 1, zero! [13:00] -1, -2 [13:00] ... [13:01] Time is like, sooo relative, dude. :-/ [13:01] :) [13:01] * Roland has joined #nonprophets [13:01] And the good Sir Roland joins us [13:01] Our party is now at full strength [13:02] is the gorgon redy to slay?? [13:02] Yes, and when we return with its tongue, the fair maidens of the village will wish to thank us [13:03] as long as the ale is plentiful [13:03] WoW parlance? [13:03] generic adventure talk [13:03] naw... i just went with it [13:03] it's the universal language [13:03] OIC :-) [13:03] Geek speak [13:04] geek not l33t :) [13:04] :) [13:04] roland was one fo the kinights of the round table [13:04] Just quoted Penny from http://youtube.com/watch?v=CLe7X5FTccc [13:04] or no he wasnt i lie!! [13:05] he was charlegane (sp???) he was a real cursader [13:06] Here in Bavaria, the name »Roland« is still quite commen. [13:06] *common [13:06] A-HA! zeroday, YOU are the martian! [13:06] soo where's the show? :D [13:06] I win [13:06] Barely 20 people. [13:06] I would expect 300 [13:07] its m middle name... im not trying to make a point with it :) [13:07] 20-50 is about what the show gets [13:07] I say nothing without my lawyer from Phobos, LykeX. [13:07] The 101th amendment. Dammit! [13:08] Apropos show: I'm hearing silence, guys. [13:08] * Bidinger has joined #nonprophets [13:08] the 101 amendemnt..."dont be a jeck, its xmas" [13:08] I'm not, there's a slight humming [13:08] jerk... even [13:09] doesnt it start at 130 central? [13:10] That would have been half an hour ago, when they tested the audio with the xmas song [13:10] it starts in an hour [13:10] 2pm central [13:11] But, but ... I just have chocolate for 15 more minutes. Whatever am I gonna doo?! [13:11] i have extra vodka?? [13:11] It's a plan. Peppermint schnapps here. [13:12] I go for wine myself. Quite a diversity of tastes [13:12] It's cool as long as nobody drinks everything simultaneously. [13:12] its as if were not all in line with god..... [13:12] Ewww [13:13] hey now... i might like a wine chaser with a beer back [13:13] * zeroday rofls [13:13] I repeat, Ewww [13:13] hey i hear dead air! :) [13:14] or like a fan or something [13:14] The passive-aggressive-meter just broke ;) [13:14] You're right, Roland. Sounds digital. [13:14] no im really hearing sound and i think thats good [13:15] You can hear again? It's a miracle! [13:15] It's a bit like the Message from »Contact«... [13:15] Alas, no prime numbers [13:15] i started the chat before i started the audio... [13:16] you have to listen for them!! 3 [13:16] 5 [13:16] 7 [13:16] 9 [13:16] wait not 9 [13:16] 11 [13:16] Ha! [13:16] :D [13:16] * LykeX Literally LOL'ed [13:17] 357.686.312.646.216.567.629.137 [13:17] < note [13:18] hi!!! [13:18] Yes! \o/ [13:18] eek, im scared [13:18] Good to hear you again, Matt! [13:18] Hallelujah! [13:18] Long time no hear. [13:18] yup [13:18] yup [13:18] yes [13:19] 4 good [13:19] cause your an ass! [13:19] (BTW: 357 686 312 646 216 567 629 137 stays being a prime number when you keep eliminating digits from the left; geek off) [13:20] no.. i cant here 3... [13:20] * tj has joined #nonprophets [13:20] Yes, it is [13:20] Reminds me of Sarah Silverman: "Jesus is magic!" [13:20] < darn you all and your honesty! [13:20] so what will todays show be like? [13:21] any guests? overtime? [13:21] Matt: I watched »Deliver us from Evil« -- it's a tough documentary to watch. [13:21] Yes, dammit, Rmember, all atheists are immoral liars [13:21] Start acting like it [13:21] child porn and rape fantisy? [13:22] *Roland: It's been done. We need to come up with something new [13:22] < Roland: catholic clerics and child abuse [13:23] I just realized that i don't suck at online gaming at all. Its god that hates me with a passion. Makes me feel better about my apparently non excisting skills. [13:23] *tj: that's the spirit [13:23] which game? [13:23] Ok, mics are set up...music is queued...I need to run to the store to get some drinks for everyone. Back in a bit [13:23] Now if you send a check for $200 dollars, that can all change [13:23] I prefer to watch others playing the games and enjoy the graphics. [13:23] Playing Uncharted 2 multiplayer. [13:23] god hates all gamer... makes us remember every time we lose and forget the wins [13:24] Anyone using VLC player? Mine has a little santa hat on. Spooky how it knows the time of year. [13:24] Shouldn't that read "BRB", Non-Prophets? [13:24] Yes, but Roland, every time you win its god way of saying i forgive you... [13:25] they why does he fuck with me on the next hand!! [13:25] mond: Do you use VLC with a special skin? [13:25] 'Cause he can, bitch [13:25] I think that's an easter-egg. [13:25] god is a duche [13:25] Nope. [13:25] I vividly recommend the icon changing. [13:25] Roland: Thats the whole point. Noone understands god, you just have to fear for all of your natural life, then you will be rewarded later. Perhaps. [13:25] Anyone with Linux/*BSD running xsnow? That's how it is like here. [13:25] (Not using it now though) [13:26] (sans Santa) [13:26] zeroday: Hehe oldschool. Alright I'll join in on that. [13:26] Unless god decides not to [13:26] but is i worship satan i can get a new chair for xmas?? [13:26] Let's face it, if he decides to change the rules at the last minute, what could we do about it? [13:26] or is that santa... [13:26] * Hokasha has joined #nonprophets [13:26] well, mayby Satan will give you when in turn for your soul [13:26] either way... god aint ponying up my chair!! [13:26] What if he retroactively edits the ten commandments [13:26] when=one [13:27] Yeah, gammy. xsnow and co preceed the Web. We had it in our university. Good times. [13:27] @gammy. an easter egg at christmas. thats fucked up. [13:27] @mond: actually, it's a profound statement about birth and death [13:27] mond: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_egg_%28media%29 [13:27] halleluja Lykex [13:27] Oh wait was that removed? [13:28] D: [13:28] mare eggs born when theyre lyed or when they hatch? [13:28] are [13:28] I can see the link. [13:28] Nothing's so meaningless that a bit of interpretation can't make it profound [13:28] Did someone else hear an echo when they tested the mic's before? [13:28] id vote for when theyre layed [13:28] Cool, I am aware of easter eggs. Was just an attempt at humour. [13:29] Apropos theology, LykeX: "If a thing is not worth doing, it is not worth doing well." (Hitchens?) [13:29] i was hinting t an abortion debate... but easter is fun too :) [13:29] and jt i here eco and static [13:29] ok [13:29] i think they have gain up a little high on thier end [13:30] but to loud is better then not loud enough :) [13:30] * Steve has joined #nonprophets [13:30] Just a few hours ago, I smashed three potential chicken embryos in a pan with roasted onions (and fava beans, and a nice chianti, fsfsfsfs...) [13:31] Lo Steve. [13:31] most eggs arent fertile anyway... as a veggiterian i suport your actions :) [13:31] so you are saying eegs cant breed? what proof do you have of that? [13:31] Wait what? [13:31] Hey [13:31] have you ever seen not happening? [13:32] Are we seriously discussing this? :P [13:32] I appreciate it, Roland. What's your stance on sushi? [13:32] no :) [13:32] Also, the egg came first. [13:32] yes it did :) [13:32] the egg came in dead last. [13:32] even came efter the turtle [13:32] preemptive "Happy Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-Kwanzaa" to everyone [13:32] It didn't move at all *b-dum- tshh* [13:32] zero i eat what i catch... but im too lazy to catch much [13:32] I agree, debdrup. Eggs came 750 million years ago, the chicken only 50 million years. [13:33] Lets hope the show starts soon [13:33] thats a long time for an eeg to use on hatching [13:33] (It's a misnomer to say that it's unknown whether the egg or the chicken came first", as any mutation happening from generation to generation would result in what we currently regard as a chicken-egg hatching into a chicken. [13:33] Thus, the egg came first. [13:34] the naming of "chicken" is an arbitartary rule [13:34] Now that's flawless logic, debdrup. No smiley. [13:34] But going back the evolutionary line, at what point does non-chicken turn into chicken? [13:34] neatly derived [13:34] debbrup: where you there.. Were is the proof man. where is the proof.. Its people like you that depends on sience that is ruining god [13:34] tj: what? [13:34] I usually use the explanation: "Oh the egg came first, it just wasn't laid by a chicken..." [13:34] Science makes baby jesus cry. [13:34] tj: what what? [13:34] tj: what what what? [13:34] Good question, LykeX. But I'm sure the pre-chicken tasted like chicken. [13:34] Isn't the real answer obvious....god created them both at the same time. [13:35] Not a real answer though. [13:35] debdrup: ahh i can see my bad english and poor attempt at sarcasme dosent work in this chatroom. I do appologize [13:35] god is making me pee ... asshole [13:35] No, I created them 92 minutes ago. I did. Trust me, guys. [13:35] And since everything tastes like chicken, you can't infer from chicken-taste to actual chicken. [13:35] thank god for creating the roasted chicken wing..... [13:35] tj: ah. I thought it was something like that, but I'm sure there's some christian out there who would make that exact argument without realizing the futility of it. [13:35] Amen, Hokasha [13:36] Mmmm. Chicken. (_8(|) [13:36] debdrup: I will attempt to sound even more stupid next time :) [13:36] tj: don't, you might sprain something. [13:36] Mmmmm, little baby puppies [13:36] Umm, never mind [13:36] :) [13:37] I wonder.. [13:37] you wonder how i will wonder why [13:37] Chicken is easier to come by than baby puppies. [13:37] I see the phrase 'You, sir, are an idiot" used - and i -THINK- I may have started that meme. [13:37] yesterday you told me bout the blue blue sky..... [13:37] Don't get much meat off a puppy either. [13:38] You'd need a big breed [13:38] Yeah, the lady at the counter always looks at me funny [13:38] The "sir" is very classy, debdrup. [13:38] "You, sir, are and idiot" [13:38] zeroday: yeah, I know - I do wonder if it was truly me that started it though. [13:38] I can't be sure since I posted it on 4chan, but I may be patient zero. [13:39] Can you call dibs retroactively? [13:39] It was adopted by spam, but it's possible :) [13:39] zeroday: no, since I'm not a tripfag and I did't take a screenshot with timestamps. [13:39] I am all hungry for chicken now. The question is now: Hot wings or barbecue chicken.. [13:40] How do you keep an idiot in suspense.....I will let you later. [13:40] QQ [13:40] I see what you did there. [13:40] That's a nice piece of business, man. [13:40] < That's cruel, mond. Tell me! Oh, wait... [13:41] lol [13:41] opt for the barbecue chicken.... wings have a big flaw.... they are gone too soon [13:41] is it a number?? is it 7?? i like 7 a lot [13:41] * eimerian has joined #nonprophets [13:42] TBBT, season 1: "»What« said the homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs..." [13:42] I wonder how much time is actually spent on memes all in all. [13:42] Hoksaha: You are right. bbq chicken it is. Using logic gave us the answer without praying [13:42] ohh wait.. Did you pray? [13:42] I mean seriously, it's a huge time-waster. [13:42] or have a salad because you wouldnt murder a live chicken yourself, why let someone else? [13:42] * Steve sets mode: +o debdrup [13:43] There you go, debdrup. Now you can register the channel under your nick. [13:43] I only eat chickens that died a natural death. Since the majority chickens are killed by human, i would consider that the norm. [13:43] i would murder a chicken myself and i have done so.... may i skip salad ;) [13:43] Good point, Roland. If I had to slaughter my food myself, I'd be pretty much vegetarian. [13:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +r [13:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +q debdrup [13:43] I'd suggest setting Non-Prophets as the Founder so if your nick expires the channel will fall to him [13:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +q debdrup [13:43] * Jonas has joined #nonprophets [13:43] then why arent you zero? [13:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +q debdrup [13:43] Yup. [13:43] I'll leave you to it since you obviously know what you're doing, if you need a hand at all just give us a shout in #help. [13:44] Laters :) [13:44] * TJ_Dane has joined #nonprophets [13:44] * Steve has left #nonprophets [13:44] is there reason for making new rooms? [13:44] Because it tastes so good and my parents made me eat meat and I'm a terrible person, Roland! [13:44] * zeroday weeps in the corner [13:45] were all sinners!!! [13:45] the existensilist in my love the easy of biblical language :) [13:46] you ate from the holy protein.... repent!!! [13:46] To be honest: I eat vegetarian at home, but I don't protest whenever my auntie invites me to a meaty heaven of sunday dinner. [13:46] Non-Prophets: can you just rejoin? I need to check if you get autoopped. [13:46] i ate turkey for 3 days... but thankisgiving doesnt count!! [13:46] Wait, I buy eggs from time to time. Damn. [13:46] * Christian has joined #nonprophets [13:47] * DaneFWT has joined #nonprophets [13:47] * Europe has joined #nonprophets [13:47] Vegitarianism has never appealed to me. [13:47] Brian Dunning from "Skeptoid" had an interesting point about the energy density of meat. So did Greg Laden. Evasions? [13:47] Hm, Shilling doesn't have his nick registered.. (or it dropped) [13:48] plus ive never been hutting but i used to shoot bows a lot and id go if i didnt live in a swamp [13:48] * debdrup sets mode: +o Non-Prophets [13:48] What about consecrated wavers? They're practically meat. [13:48] I likes what I likes. [13:48] in college i couldnt afford meat... so i earned [13:49] * TJ_confused has joined #nonprophets [13:49] Yeah, meat used to be luxury. [13:49] theyre worse then triscits! [13:49] * Pombolo has joined #nonprophets [13:49] maybe with cheese [13:49] Anyone here using windows 7? [13:49] Yup [13:49] * Tscott has joined #nonprophets [13:49] 7 is a nice number. OS X 10.4.11 here. [13:50] Mint 8 [13:50] Also xp on other machines [13:50] Linux, Pombolo? Sweet! [13:50] Can you explain to my why that mirc closes when clicking on it in the task-bar? [13:50] ;) [13:50] my=me [13:50] i used to use redhat but im way to lazy not [13:50] Nope. Don't use mirc. [13:50] now [13:50] memo to self: dont click on mirc. [13:51] I'm planning to install Karmic Koala on my 8 years old iBook. [13:51] TJ: any mouse-klick macros that could do this? [13:51] i just look at porn..... [13:51] Yes, there's so many linux flavours for older hardware - spoiled for choice really [13:51] * helo_darqness has joined #nonprophets [13:51] start in 9 minutes? [13:52] is there reaaly a show today??? [13:52] Roland, sing with me: The internet is for porn, for porn... [13:52] zeroday: no, not at all. Brand new pc, got it last week. Almost a virgin pc :) [13:52] to what tune?? [13:52] Break the hymen, TJ. Might work then. [13:52] Zeroday: true dat [13:52] * zeroday searching youtube for porn song [13:53] be gentle to him tj [13:53] ive had the spongebob xmas song in my head for days [13:53] So how is Win7, I've never used it. [13:53] Its actually really nice. so far :) [13:54] Its what vista SHOULD have been. [13:54] mond: agreed [13:54] do you use photoshop with it? [13:54] Vista = Windows 7 beta [13:54] roland: No [13:54] my moms looking for a new books... shes a designer [13:54] is the sound recorder still lacking all the features in win7 [13:55] box...? [13:55] vista takes all the effects away [13:55] how is box book......... [13:55] like backwards play and echo [13:55] Ok...close to starting [13:55] Chicken status update: I orderd both bbq and chicken wings. So i might die from a heartattack during the show. Pretty exciting [13:55] Cool-tastic [13:55] < Yay [13:56] Point it away from us Roland! Away from us! [13:56] * zeroday can't find porn song [13:56] oh come on [13:56] * dkbuck has joined #nonprophets [13:56] * heba has joined #nonprophets [13:56] listen the spongebob song! [13:56] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc [13:57] "dont be a jerk.. its chrismas!" [13:57] < But I want to be a jerk. :( [13:57] * omini has joined #nonprophets [13:57] Being a jerk is fun. [13:57] dont be a jerk to other jerks ? [13:57] That's the most fun. [13:58] dont commit jerkacide [13:58] it is isnt it [13:58] Yes, Hokasha! That's it! But I watched a version with Will Ferrell. [13:59] there is a version with will ferrell? please find that for me. :) [13:59] You guys getting anything yet? [13:59] * Christopher has joined #nonprophets [13:59] buzzing [13:59] yes, feedback [13:59] Nothing yet [13:59] good good [13:59] so its on [13:59] I'm not getting anything [13:59] :D [13:59] There's feedback according to my spectrograph. [13:59] I refuse to believe this is the non-prophets anyway. There are way too many gaps. [14:00] so bryan steeksma has a YT vid where he debunks a whole bunch of crap [14:00] BUT ive sorta departed YT for a while [14:00]