Session Start: Sat Jun 13 12:53:01 2009 Session Ident: #nonprophets [12:53] * Now talking in #nonprophets [12:53] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [12:53] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat May 02 14:54:15 [12:53] -> *nickserv* identify g0dl3ss [12:53] -> *nickserv* register * /msg: insufficient parameters * /msg: insufficient parameters [12:55] -> *chanserv* help [12:57] padre portugues aqui? comedia! [12:59] I need everyone to leave the channel -- join #NonProphetsRadio until I get this re-registered, or just come back in about 10 minutes [12:59] I need everyone to leave the channel -- join #NonProphetsRadio until I get this re-registered, or just come back in about 10 minutes [13:00] * microbiologychick has quit IRC (microbiologychick) [13:00] * mond has quit IRC (mond) [13:00] * tekhiun has left #nonprophets [13:00] I need everyone to leave the channel -- join #NonProphetsRadio until I get this re-registered, or just come back in about 10 minutes [13:00] * ville has quit IRC (ville) [13:00] * anthonyvh has joined #nonprophets [13:01] * djsomera has left #nonprophets [13:01] * Hokasha has left #nonprophets [13:03] * ptwal has joined #nonprophets [13:03] * Retales has left #nonprophets [13:03] I need everyone to leave the channel -- join #NonProphetsRadio until I get this re-registered, or just come back in about 10 minutes [13:03] * ptwal has left #nonprophets [13:03] * anthonyvh has left #nonprophets [13:04] * Liei has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:07] * WWFSMD has left #nonprophets (Leaving) [13:08] I need everyone to leave the channel -- join #NonProphetsRadio until I get this re-registered, or just come back in about 10 minutes [13:08] I need everyone to leave the channel -- join #NonProphetsRadio until I get this re-registered, or just come back in about 10 minutes [13:08] I need everyone to leave the channel -- join #NonProphetsRadio until I get this re-registered, or just come back in about 10 minutes [13:09] * screenname has left #nonprophets [13:12] * Hokasha has joined #nonprophets [13:12] * Liei has joined #nonprophets [13:13] * apparition has joined #nonprophets [13:13] sorry, I was afk [13:13] hell no, we won't go. [13:13] hell no, we won't go. [13:13] everybody! [13:14] No need to leave now...too many AFK. [13:14] sorry. :( [13:14] I'll re-register later [13:16] * Retales has joined #nonprophets [13:16] * ville has joined #nonprophets [13:16] * tekhiun has joined #nonprophets [13:17] hi everyone [13:17] Gentlemen [13:18] * ptwal has joined #nonprophets [13:21] ptwal - you can't get audio because the show doesn't start for another 40 minutes [13:21] * microbiologychick has joined #nonprophets [13:21] * mond has joined #nonprophets [13:22] patience my younglings... it only has been a month :D [13:22] I'm not sure the show is going to start. It didn't start the last time. Where's the proof?? [13:23] The proof is out there [13:23] You have to believe... [13:23] have a little more faith :P [13:24] Is the audio working for anyone? [13:24] Alright, I am going afk. They are not to start w/o me. [13:24] ptwal the show doesn't start for another 40 minutes [13:24] The stream is live...but no sound yet [13:25] * Gizmo has joined #nonprophets [13:25] Oh, I misjudged my time conversion for UK time. [13:27] * Casey has joined #nonprophets [13:28] oh this is going to be awesome :P [13:28] First time I'm listening live [13:28] * SquirrelO has joined #nonprophets [13:28] http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31190909/ -- $2.5 billion spent, no alternative cures found. Big, government-funded studies show most work no better than placebos [13:28] me too [13:29] * djsomera has joined #nonprophets [13:29] 1me too [13:30] me too [13:30] mmh strange song [13:32] * anthonyvh has joined #nonprophets [13:34] blah blah [13:34] lol [13:34] l&c [13:34] no my opinion [13:34] I haven't listened to a show live for months cause it tends to always land on a day I end up having to work lately ;p [13:35] Beth, you there? [13:35] jep working fine [13:35] Yes, I'm here. [13:35] Call the home phone [13:35] TAM7 is coming up soon [13:36] argh LOUD [13:37] Heard the dial tone [13:37] Er there we go [13:37] er [13:37] NOw I hear dial tone and her [13:37] oh [13:37] lol [13:37] hrhr [13:37] is the show on already ? [13:37] no [13:38] no they are testing stuff [13:38] ah ok [13:38] Do a redo of Eve ;p [13:38] really weird the echo [13:38] There really was no echo, you were just hearing the delay through her phone. [13:38] i know [13:39] * SquirrelOfDoom has joined #nonprophets [13:39] So I hear Russell got a new job again? [13:39] Sounds like one that hes much happier with. [13:39] Ok...all the levels here are appropriate. All mics, the music and the phone box are at about -10db...so if it's still loud for you, I'm not sure what to tell you [13:40] Turn your speakers down? [13:40] didn't he used to work at a company that required their employees live by "christian morals" or something like that? [13:40] It wasn't loud for me. And if it were, I would just turn down the volume. [13:40] I'm busy watching Le Mans, so I'll catch the episode once it's in itunes. [13:41] Le mans, sounds like a place where you could find ted haggard in [13:41] *drum roll* [13:41] Yes, an American would say that. [13:41] * CodeWeaver has joined #nonprophets [13:41] Greetings [13:42] * woot has joined #nonprophets [13:42] hey CW [13:42] \o/ [13:42] * Inova has joined #nonprophets [13:42] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:42] * rudeboy coughs [13:43] * rudeboy belches [13:43] Where'd that come from ... ? [13:43] is there gonna be a show later? [13:43] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [13:43] NJ! [13:43] not sure. checking site now [13:43] Hopefully a show very shortly. [13:43] Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeboy! [13:43] hey, bud ... [13:43] Inova yes , in about 20 minutes [13:43] WOOOO! [13:43] ahh cool [13:43] * CodeWeaver does snoopy dance [13:44] unfortunately I will miss the last half, havetagota work [13:44] * hovertree has joined #nonprophets [13:44] They have just finished the mic checks. [13:44] So it is looking good for a show this week. [13:44] unfortunately I'll probably miss a good portion of the show. It's like 2.45am where I am [13:44] * SquirrelOfDoom has quit IRC (SquirrelOfDoom) [13:44] yeah, the stream is up so yeah, they are doing a show [13:44] So have you looked at the trees lately? [13:45] I have one tree [13:45] check out the pharyngula link....a good example of just exactly how atheists make better comedians [13:45] * canadianPat has joined #nonprophets [13:45] hokasha> plenty of times, they're still the same [13:45] http://www.asylum.co.uk/2009/05/29/atheists-or-believers-whos-funnier [13:45] reagan said, seen on redwood ya seen em all [13:45] one [13:45] my yard is alive with weeds [13:45] trees=god [13:45] Sleep is for the weak! [13:45] zzzzzzzzzzzzzz [13:46] trees are as godly as my toilet seat [13:46] then I just sprayed Gawd with lysol ... heh heh [13:47] does the show start soon? [13:47] yep, in about 15 minutes [13:47] I guess when they're ready. [13:48] top of the hour regardless of what time zone you occupy [13:48] nice that they manage to maintain momentum in their podcasting [13:48] * Archaneus has joined #nonprophets [13:48] well, they missed a week [13:48] I've listened to so many podcasts that peter out after a year or two [13:48] well a week or two here and there [13:49] yep [13:49] * Inova shrugs [13:49] Speaking of petering out, I am already getting tired of Facebook [13:49] who has the friggin time for that? [13:49] adam corolla has a good podcast....but he doesnt really focus on his atheism [13:49] I got tired of facebook before I even got it [13:49] lol [13:49] well.. FB doesn't demand your time [13:49] not like an mmo [13:50] So I know this has been answered before, but I can't remember in what episode it was. Someone asked me what sort of evidence would I accept as proof of God's existence? I really don't know, other that a giant man appearing and performing miracles. But even then, it could be deception. [13:50] You know what is even more obnoxious and futile than facebook though? [13:50] Fucking Twitter [13:50] twitter? [13:50] Fuck twitter. I have enough Twits to deal with [13:50] hahaha [13:50] * eimerian has joined #nonprophets [13:50] Yeah, I refuse to ever sign up for that shit [13:50] Waiting on Dennis and Russell...working on setting up Skype for future AE shows [13:50] Thanks for the info, sir [13:51] Is it Matt letting us know? [13:51] Skype always sounded like "rip off" -- I'm gonna skype you for it ....? [13:51] Yes [13:51] ... [13:51] Anyone have Skype setup at the moment? [13:51] no. too poor. have to resort to cell hone [13:51] yeh [13:51] phone [13:51] I have Skype [13:51] and really bad typing [13:51] GizmoIscariot if you want to add me [13:52] evidence for god? well, if a talking burning bush were to appear in front of me and several other witnesses in broad daylight, I'd say it's pretty convincing that there's SOMETHING weird going on.... but not a god per ce. [13:52] burning bush, easily faked [13:52] yup [13:52] Gizmo...pm me [13:52] Oh, yeah, about the evidence of god question, I would say it would have to be something clearly supernatural and verifiable [13:52] testing [13:52] a TALKING burning bush on the other hand [13:52] OMG cursing... I am offended. [13:52] again, easily faked [13:52] It would have to be something that couldn't just be a hallucination [13:52] well there are so many supernatural things out there [13:53] we hear you, matt [13:53] who's to say it's god [13:53] yup [13:53] Right [13:53] Gizmo...call atheisttv on skype please [13:53] lol I just got confused by the skype call sound [13:53] changing a spoon into a fork would be evidence enough for me [13:53] Yay, sound check good. [13:53] lol [13:53] it's a crowded world out there in superstition land [13:53] oh [13:53] Matt's spoon? [13:54] a professional magician could probably do that easily [13:54] yeah [13:54] it's not Matt's fork yet? [13:54] I wonder if Matt still has it [13:54] haha [13:54] * helo_darqness has joined #nonprophets [13:54] test [13:54] sounds like a kraftwork number ... [13:54] LOL [13:55] what would it take to turn a spoon into a fork [13:55] hrhr *BAM* [13:55] that old windows "WRONG!" [13:55] "*DUNNN!* Uh oh" [13:55] ahhh. I hate that sound from windows [13:55] Skype system works! [13:55] lol im hearing. [13:55] * omnikinesis has joined #nonprophets [13:55] myself [13:55] THat is odd. [13:55] bubble bubble, toil and trouble [13:55] Sounds like the nonprophets will be underwater today. [13:55] * notasheep has joined #nonprophets [13:55] spongebob prophets [13:55] Way to go, Gizmo! [13:55] is it a spork? [13:56] lol I forgot about the fork and spoon thing [13:56] better yet, make it a spork! [13:56] * x-ghostbuster has joined #nonprophets [13:56] Better yet, turn it into transcendental dice! [13:56] SKype does tend to auto adjust volume levels. [13:56] lol I guess god's still workin on it [13:56] * Freewriter has joined #nonprophets [13:56] nonsense. What good is half a fork? [13:56] uuuh [13:56] Half a fork is still plenty stabbity. =) [13:56] Russel and Denis cut out half way through them saying something [13:56] a titanium spork from REI [13:56] BFC for the loss shilling [13:56] a spork only actual works well as a fork [13:56] actually [13:57] brb, going to get something to drink [13:57] no sound for me now [13:57] i prefer chopsticks myself [13:57] try drinking soup with a spork [13:57] I saw a spork turning into a foon once. [13:57] chopsticks are handly [13:57] just had a "debate" with my family because i'm the only atheist [13:57] speaking of drinks ... [13:57] BRB [13:57] * LKL has joined #nonprophets [13:57] sigh my spelling suffers when I lack sleep [13:57] And how did that go, omnikinesis? [13:57] apparently all my family members believe personal experience is proof of god [13:58] arg it's so annoying! [13:58] Proof by belief. [13:58] omnikinesis then say that god came to you and said that he didnt exist [13:58] lol [13:58] * Chuck has joined #nonprophets [13:58] personal experience is proof of.... well personal experience. it's unverifyable [13:58] so until you have a personal experience yourself tell them to leave you alone [13:58] If we have proof by experience, then we can have disproof by non-experience. [13:58] Cheers, Skol, Prost, Santé, Salute.... everyone [13:58] one of them tried to use the 40 different authors to confirm the bible's truth [13:58] saude [13:59] yeah, I'll mess with the skype stuff more later. Just glad that it's going to work. Which means we can take skype calls on tomorrow's AETV [13:59] Proof by gang size. [13:59] in that case god is playing favorites because he revealed himself to your family but not to you [13:59] is it on yet? [13:59] nope [13:59] well, are their experiences the same? [13:59] i am not getting any sound [13:59] if they aren't, god reveal himself to them individually [13:59] and what exactly are their experiences? [14:00] and not as a family [14:00] maybe the mute shortly before the show starts [14:00] * FatherJack has joined #nonprophets [14:00] excuse me guys, can someone help me plz? the "central time" i can base on the time on dallas for exemple? [14:00] we had some audio awhile ago [14:00] yep [14:00] i hear the hum of the speakers so theres a connection [14:00] dallas is central time [14:00] its 2 central now [14:00] djsomera you can go to google and type central time, it will show what time it is [14:01] ok tkz a lot =) [14:01] also go to time.gov [14:01] thats helpful but usa only [14:01] try www.timeanddate.com it lists all the world time zones with major cities [14:01] the government is controlling the time! [14:01] Any theists in here? [14:01] i tipe but i have to confirm =p [14:01] I doubt there'd be any theists [14:01] its all god's fault for creating different time zones ;p [14:01] lol [14:01] I thought only the Doctor controlled time ... [14:01] starting [14:01] time zones are a human creation.... [14:02] I'm a theist [14:02] starting [14:02] did you guys hear about the discovery institute and don exodus [14:02] this is america, the govt does all the controlling here [14:02] i suspect math had alot to do with it [14:02] Inova were you there to see it ? lol [14:02] if its 2 central now... the show started? oO [14:02] Yeah [14:02] * tyrant has joined #nonprophets [14:02] don exodus? spanish don? [14:02] i cant hear =/ [14:02] Flat Earth= 1 time zone [14:02] Discovery filed a false DMCA on Don Exodus [14:02] yeah [14:02] here we go [14:02] tekhiun LOL [14:02] The Non-Prophets have returned...... We are not worthy..... We are not worthy...... [14:02] yay [14:02] * NeutronJack likes this song. [14:03] * Inova worships [14:03] who is this singing [14:03] * Inova creates a golden calf [14:03] me [14:03] =P o now i listening =) [14:03] no me [14:03] helo_darqness they will say it in the intro [14:03] creates a golden snake. sells shares [14:03] love the intros [14:03] i just farted on my cat [14:03] shilling eats kids? [14:03] children are delicious [14:03] GO SHILLING! [14:03] does he at least baste them first? [14:04] Well without marinade, what good are they? [14:04] roasted children [14:04] mmmmmm [14:04] media distortion? say it ain't so ... [14:04] tkz a lot [14:04] Neutron...you're going to regret that "GO SHILLING" in a few minutes [14:04] kids only taste good when cooked in slightly salted water [14:04] How can he regret? He's a neutron. [14:04] heh heh heh heh heh [14:04] * NeutronJack has no regrets! [14:04] LOL [14:05] ah, that Barney Rubble. What an actor ... [14:05] which reminds me... what happened to the large hydron collidor [14:05] is it still functioning? [14:05] hadron [14:05] I assume so [14:05] Currently offline [14:05] I don't think they've started it yet [14:05] I think its getting repaired [14:05] ahhh [14:05] I am eating baby-less pizza..I feel a fraud. [14:05] they did some testing and then stopped [14:05] * DorisES has joined #nonprophets [14:05] baby-free pizza? [14:06] I guess the end of the world by black hole will have to wait [14:06] Superconducting magnet failure last september, they say it'll be back online by fall 2009 [14:06] you need a union [14:06] *gets his pitchfork* [14:06] Ew [14:06] * Dimmy has joined #nonprophets [14:06] * LKL_ has joined #nonprophets [14:06] no one should work more than 40 a week [14:06] * canadianPat has quit IRC (canadianPat) [14:06] * tekhiun has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [14:07] matt!!! thats THE guy! [14:07] christians arent used ti figuring things out for themselves [14:07] listening live is so much cooler... [14:07] great [14:07] just in case... anyone from Brazil here...? [14:07] hey, let me fill their air time with my old betamax collection [14:08] betamax ftw! [14:08] what time is it over there in Brazil? [14:08] 4 [14:08] =) [14:08] Am I the only theist here? [14:08] I'm from Singapore. it's 3am over here [14:08] Quite probably [14:08] betamax rules, well, at one time [14:08] probably Chuck [14:08] i'm in Tokyo, 4 am here [14:08] * tekhiun has joined #nonprophets [14:08] 4pm actualy [14:08] are the mirrors for the stream delayed at all? [14:08] Did any of you used to be theists? [14:09] i did [14:09] me [14:09] o/ [14:09] I did too [14:09] o/ [14:09] sorta [14:09] What age did you stop believing [14:09] can we see your parrot ... matt? [14:09] probably the usual 90 second delay [14:09] 7 [14:09] 19 or 20 [14:09] I'm a Pissedofftesticostical, does that count? [14:09] 17 [14:09] does AE bleep cussing on in austin [14:09] me too [14:09] early teens [14:09] ex-theist, got over it [14:09] I stopped believing the more I learned about stuff [14:09] 25 [14:09] 12 or so [14:09] =/ [14:09] 38 years ago, at 13. [14:09] testicularcostal? [14:09] 15-16 i was sure i was an atheist [14:09] What religion were you? [14:09] Catholic [14:09] church of the testes? [14:09] Southern Baptist [14:10] catholic [14:10] Pentacostal [14:10] church of the golden balls [14:10] Lutheran [14:10] catholict too [14:10] non-denominational [14:10] Used to be Catholic many years ago [14:10] Two parts of the trinity [14:10] I stated out as Baptist, ended up as a non-denominational Charismatic before I became an atheist [14:10] and even went to a private catholic school for years [14:10] Lutheran [14:10] I went to a Lutheran School for several years [14:10] * LKL has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:10] Retales: Ex-Lutheran high five! [14:10] I graduated from a private christian highschool [14:10] * LKL_ is now known as LKL [14:10] o/\o [14:10] On one of the AE episodes, Matt Dillahunty said that several of the cohosts were gay. Anyone know who he was talking about? [14:10] i started catholic, then go a little to espiritism (allan cardec thing) then atheist [14:11] he was talknig about the homosexuals [14:11] Chuck no idea [14:11] * Edward has joined #nonprophets [14:11] Boy, Chuck is just pouring out the questions. [14:11] I'm sure Tracie Harris is gay, look at her [14:11] i bet he is a theist spy [14:11] no ideia chuck sorry [14:11] :O [14:11] Tracie's married, to a guy [14:11] congrats Russell [14:11] Don Baker? [14:11] Jen is out [14:12] psychochristians [14:12] i know that jen is gay, she talk about it [14:12] Wait, you mean I haven't missed the show? And it's only about ten minutes in? [14:12] * Loki has joined #nonprophets [14:12] Jen is married and they do not allow gay marriages in Texas [14:12] w00t! a show! [14:12] Edward exactly [14:12] jen is lesbian and tracie is married [14:12] yeah =/ [14:12] it's not appropriate to guess who is and isn't gay. [14:12] james dobson? [14:12] that fuckhead still about? [14:12] why ? [14:12] Juju, why is it not appropriate? Do you have an objective moral standard? [14:13] i thought he declared defeat a couple months ago [14:13] to guess juju said guys... [14:13] what is the Primary Main Objective [14:13] donahue is an apologist [14:13] Phil Donahue? [14:13] Donahue is a douchebag [14:13] control all the bases [14:13] Oh, look, the "objective moral standard". That's new. [14:13] Unless you fancy getting into a relationship with one of them then you have no automatic right to know someone sexuality. [14:13] agreed mond [14:14] NeutronJack, there are no original ideas nowadays [14:14] ah.. lets talk about the theme or not? =P [14:14] mond well, yes but that doesnt mean that you can't ask, or guess [14:14] escpecially that one, chuck [14:14] LKL, so? [14:14] Chuck, however, there are some good ones. That isn't one of them. [14:15] Neutron, I think it is a very good one [14:15] i don't have a point. [14:15] I'm sure that you do, Chuck. [14:15] Yes, because the moral standard, if it comes from god, is subjective to god, not objective, disproving your point. Fail = Chuck, next bad argument. [14:15] I haven't even made an argument yet [14:15] We noticed [14:15] Yeah [14:15] Don't bother, based on what we've heard so far. [14:16] why else would a theist bring it up [14:16] Dad!? [14:16] Edward you'r jumping the gun alittle bit [14:16] NO [14:16] If you wanna guess then that is fine but if get a rebuke for doing that then don't be surprised. [14:16] Oh, thank nobody in particular. [14:16] A little bit, but I've got experience in this kind of leading question [14:16] wait til he actually makes "argument" [14:16] Same here [14:16] I won't make an argument, but could I ask a question? [14:17] That's a question already. [14:17] sure chuck [14:17] lol neutron! [14:17] Okay, can I ask another question besides this one? [14:17] Sure [14:17] sure chuck [14:17] * NeutronJack writes down "I won't make an argument". [14:17] you may [14:17] * rudeboy bolts down the goal posts [14:18] I shall grant you one wish [14:18] Minus points for copy/pasting from your favorite apologetics website, though [14:18] pray is useless [14:18] I never said that I will not make an argument [14:18] i think they just cut to a repeat... [14:18] lol [14:18] [21:17:00] I won't make an argument, but could I ask a question? [14:18] Wow--backpedaling this quickly! [14:18] lolwat ? [14:18] Chuck, you might want to actually listen to the show. They might answer some of your questions. [14:18] I'm not listening to the show [14:18] * rudeboy watches for "stacking the deck" [14:18] Try it. [14:18] What's your question? [14:18] Heaven forbid he ever risk hearing the words of an atheist. Literally. [14:18] If you are not listening to the show it's rather odd that you are in the chat for the show [14:19] Non-Prophets, are you one of the hosts? [14:19] Yes] [14:19] which one [14:19] Matt [14:19] i dont understand prayr....like god wasnt paying attention? Or he changes his plans based on what we want? [14:19] Hi Matt! [14:19] ahh would've guessed Russell [14:19] hello matt a hugh from brazil! [14:19] So you are talking to me and doing the show at the same time? [14:19] hug >_< [14:19] Yes [14:19] djsomera brazil5 o/ [14:19] Hovertree, it's because god knows what's in your heart, except when you're about to ask him a favor. Then he just wants to hear you beg. [14:19] Are you talking about me on the show right now? I'm not listening [14:19] If you were listening, I'd prove it... [14:19] well hes not talking now [14:19] multitask man [14:20] No, no one has mentioned you on the show...yet [14:20] i think chuckis just vain [14:20] so if he was going to do something anyway...thats answering a prayer [14:20] To me the murder of Dr. Tiller is a perfect example of what the DHS "Right Wing Extremists" report was talking about [14:20] Tiller shot in a church. Lesson learned- don't go to church! [14:20] Well, to be fair, I would be excited about being mentioned on the show too [14:20] Matt, when is Matt Slick going to be on your show again? [14:20] why arent we waterboarding these "terrorists"? [14:20] I'd have to give out a little squee [14:20] But if you don't go to church, how are you going to win the gun that priest is putting up in a raffle? [14:20] Probably never [14:21] there could be a "ticking timebomb" [14:21] lol [14:21] hopefully never [14:21] why aren't the gun laws not allowing guns in church not stopping people from bringing guns into church <:)> [14:21] Hopefully, never [14:21] Matt Slick is lame, why would you want him back on the show? [14:21] why aren't the gun laws not allowing guns in church not stopping people from bringing guns into church < :) > [14:21] * alaskat167 has joined #nonprophets [14:21] matt slick owned! [14:21] Will you ever have any knowledgeable apologists instead of idiots like Kenny? [14:21] sorry, repeat [14:21] djsomera does not compute [14:21] He has expressed no interest in it...and hasn't met the requirements to do so [14:21] Thou shalt not kill* *unless you think your version of god would approve. [14:21] please no Matt vs Matt again...... ever... [14:21] Why dont you give it a try chuck? [14:21] yes i watched it on youtube it was painful [14:21] I don't screen the calls...you're welcome to call in or suggest others to [14:21] tek what? [14:21] ..there's such a thing as 'knowledgeable apologist'? Isn't that like a dry water droplet? Or honest lawyer? [14:22] I'm not really good at debating, that's an acquired skill. [14:22] I'm with you Edward [14:22] I want the guy who emailed Matt about the spoon turning into a fork to call in [14:22] To be fair, we screen calls - but only to weed out pranks. I'll let any apologist on, good or bad [14:22] * Emma has joined #nonprophets [14:22] Unfortunately, I have yet to meet a good one or even hear about one [14:22] * Emma has left #nonprophets [14:22] Matt, do your screeners have caller ID? I assume that they do not [14:22] Some are skilled at arguing, but the arguments without meritd [14:22] chuck you should be able to defend your position if you believe it to be the truth [14:22] Exactly [14:22] No...no caller ID, or we'd have been able to make police reports on some calls [14:22] hovertree, that's not always the truth [14:23] i wish comfort would call the show [14:23] Apologetics is an oratorical skill, not a knowledge-based one [14:23] hovertree, watch the debate with D'Souza and Daniel Dennett. Even an atheist should agree that D'Souza wiped the floor with him [14:23] FUCK NO [14:23] you should really invest in caller id [14:23] I wish Comfort would hit his head on a backdrop being lowered from the ceiling and realize what an asshole he's been [14:23] Ive seen that [14:23] wow chuck are you serious? [14:23] How is screening going to work at Dillahunty International Studios? [14:23] then file the reports on air [14:23] Correct...I've met many skilled apologists (Slick qualifies), but none with good arguments [14:23] dsouza nooooo [14:23] D'Souza is a quack [14:23] D'Souza is a joke...and welcome to call [14:23] Dennett was just lost. [14:24] that guy dont make any sense [14:24] I have never seen a debate he even came close to winning [14:24] As is Strobel, McDowell and anyone else [14:24] D'Souza is nasty and stupid. [14:24] Matt, have you ever done a public debate with a moderator? [14:24] no he's not stupid [14:24] Do you have any RELEVANT questions to ask? I'd like to get back to the show [14:24] i mean [14:24] D'souza and hitchens sit there and make arguments that have NOTHING to do with whether there is a god or not. [14:24] not with the moderator [14:24] but an actual formal debate [14:24] Nope...I keep offering, but no takers [14:24] Dennett's a bit weak sauce anyways. Nice guy, fairly smart, ut weak sauce [14:24] * Gizmo_ has joined #nonprophets [14:24] Probably because I'm not well-known enough [14:25] D'Souza maybe wiped the floor with dennet.... but lying to win an argument doesn't make you a good apologist [14:25] * Gizmo has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [14:25] Or because you aren't knowledgeable enough Matt [14:25] I like dennett....but he's not going to win over people who already dont believe in science [14:25] * Gizmo_ is now known as Gizmo [14:25] wow [14:25] That could be [14:25] come on chuck... [14:25] Anything else? [14:25] No offense Matt, but you and the other guys are the bush leagues. Hitchens, Harris, Dennett are way better than you at this [14:25] Really? [14:25] i dont think so [14:25] Yeh matt, you stoopid atheist ;-) [14:25] its your opinion chuck... [14:25] Neither do I. [14:25] See I like Hitchens. [14:25] I think matt could hold his own with any apologist [14:25] I don't know that I've ever claimed or even thought otherwise [14:25] i like to think of apologists as people that are good at showing that 1 = 2 [14:25] But personally I think hes terrible at debating. [14:25] Care to debate me? [14:26] I told you, I'm not good at it [14:26] Hitch the Snitch is awesome. He's got style [14:26] oh snap [14:26] Then why are you here? [14:26] lol [14:26] Matt, this is the same troll from the AETV chat. [14:26] He's not listening to the show. [14:26] No way Gizmo, Hitchens is the strognest of them all at debate [14:26] Hes got style, but he doesn't follow up specifics. [14:26] I'm chatting with people here. And you are actually giving me your time.. so I must be special [14:26] Oh...you're the asshole we banned from there? [14:26] By the way another clinic is taking over the late term abortion thing [14:26] its really brave of them [14:26] Yeah, you're short bus special, Chuck [14:26] The guy who e-mailed me and lied,trying to get unbanned? [14:26] I remember an AE where Matt and a co-host praised Harris for his awesome deating skills.... so whats your point chuck? [14:26] I never e-mailed you Matt [14:26] Hitchens tends to have canned responses and points. [14:27] Ok..different guy then [14:27] and hes clueles when it comes to physics/science [14:27] Smells the same [14:27] If i went into a creationist chat room and said i was an atheist...would i be special too? [14:27] Anyway...back to the show. You're entitled to your opinion. [14:27] He's not clueless, he's just not DAwkins [14:27] Gizmo, I think it's that Hitchens assumes you already know what he's talking about and tends to just steamroll his points across [14:27] Matt, one last question [14:27] that's no the same thing at all [14:27] matt ftw! [14:27] Nope...busy now [14:27] Ok [14:27] Bye [14:27] Yeah but if your debating against thiests, they don't know what hes talking about so it goes over their heads. [14:28] lol [14:28] But that sort of thing benefits atheists, who can figure it out [14:28] hitchens is terrible when it comes to debate the finetunig argument [14:28] Debates aren't much for the people on teh stage though [14:28] Anyway, there have been plenty of debates won by theists and atheists are mostly willing to admit it. Gordon Stein and whatshisname had an early TAG debate [14:28] in 1985 [14:28] The theist just killed him [14:28] The person across from you will never be convinced [14:28] Winning a debate does not mean your belief in a magic man is correct, Chuck [14:28] Yeah, but even the theists in the audience would have some of the similar problems. [14:28] chuck? how do you win a debate on that topic [14:28] Here's hte problem with your point chuck, it doesnt matter at all [14:28] there is still no PROOF either way [14:29] How do you know there is no proof? [14:29] They will rue the day! Did Doctor Doom say that? [14:29] And yet... Where is the connection of theists winning arguments.... and a PROOF? [14:29] Because you are not convinced? [14:29] A theist can only "win" by oratory [14:29] well no proof [14:29] because you cant proove something by speaking well [14:29] there is no evidence to support their point [14:29] "Go on start rueing" :P [14:29] Haha [14:29] in most religious fdebates, nobody wins [14:29] yeah chat reference [14:29] we're amused [14:29] mattttttttttt a hugh from brazilllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [14:29] haha chuck he mentioned you [14:29] chuck the troll [14:29] Ohh, what did he say? [14:29] and called you a troll [14:29] I can prove there is a god in just 30 seconds! [14:29] He's calling you a troll. [14:29] yeee Haww [14:29] lol [14:29] NOW you are mentioned Chuck [14:30] Yet Matt was willing to give me his time and MENTION ME ON THE SHOW. [14:30] just open your heart and ask jesus to reveal himself to you [14:30] Chuck is popular [14:30] * Echoman has joined #nonprophets [14:30] There is such a thing as bad publicity [14:30] * peterparker has joined #nonprophets [14:30] still talking about chuck [14:30] got a hard on yet chuck? [14:30] Ok chuck...you got the mike.....why do you believe in god? [14:30] Wow, I'm getting all this time on a radio show that I'm not even listening to [14:30] lol [14:30] Matt's grace has decended on you. Be grateful [14:30] Chuck oh wow you are really special [14:30] Enjoy it while you can, Chuck. Fap away [14:31] Except remember not to let any of your seed touch the earth. That's an abomination unto the LORD [14:31] that is you 15 minutes chuck... enjoy it [14:31] Matt, do you think that the religious dietary laws could help you with your weight problem? [14:31] Someone tell me his response [14:31] * hiall has joined #nonprophets [14:31] ad hominem ftl [14:31] see now we know youre a troll [14:31] ooooohhh, fat jokes. [14:31] Chuck, fuck off. [14:31] Try actually listening to the show if you want to know what he says, Chuck. [14:31] chuck dont make foll of yourself [14:31] chuck is edgy as fuck [14:31] Did he respond to me? [14:31] FOOL! [14:31] Bit late for that, djsomera [14:31] Just listen if you want to hear it loser....If your here to make a point...do it or go away [14:31] NOT FOLL [14:32] ahh personal attacks. the refuge of the ignorant. [14:32] nope ... because they actually got to a new point already [14:32] yes chuck he responded to you [14:32] im slow in typing ed =/ =) [14:32] * DorisES has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [14:32] What did he say [14:32] I thought religious apologetics was the refuge of the ignorant? [14:32] chuck: here you go http://www.sadtrombone.com/ you fail [14:32] He's ignoring you [14:32] he said youre hung liek a hamster [14:32] He said something hilarious. [14:32] chuck...why are you here? [14:32] Bah, these shows get archived, right? [14:33] yep [14:33] I'll listen to it later [14:33] he said "Chuck is a giant tool." [14:33] verbatim [14:33] almost right after its over [14:33] So anyway, I retract my statement earlier saying that I will not make an argument [14:33] go for it [14:33] so call in tomorrow [14:33] You did that already. Five seconds after saying it in the first place [14:33] are u kidding matt.... he dosent said that.... [14:33] What a shock--he's here to argue. [14:33] Shame about the ninth commandment being broken and everything [14:33] There was a daft troll named chuck, who was hoping for a change of luck, he'd argue all day, to find out who's gay and nobody gave a fuck. [14:34] "I retract my statement" = "I'm full of crap" [14:34] * Guest383 has joined #nonprophets [14:34] It's lying for Jesus!!!! [14:34] he said chuck doesnt have a point to make...so he's just trolling [14:34] Arguing with theists is like playing chess with pigeons; they will mess up the pieces, crap on the board and run back to their flock to tell how they just won [14:34] Or something like that [14:34] jesus was a liar [14:34] the whole koran is a miracle because it was dictated by an archangel [14:34] nice mond! [14:34] I do not believe that atheists can posit any sort of objective morality. [14:34] in fact, I think they admit it [14:34] and just say that they do not need it [14:34] You can't either [14:34] jesus is a Legend... and thats all he "is" [14:34] Yes I can [14:34] That's not an argument. [14:34] mond from this day on i shall pronounce fuck , in a way that rhymes with luck [14:35] Yup...somehow we dont kill or rape despite it [14:35] hickery dickery dock, chuck has no cock. ... [14:35] It's an assertion, at best. [14:35] chuck, christianity is subjective morality [14:35] Kabane's still saying that on YT [14:35] helo, i didn't mention Christianity [14:35] * JD-sama has joined #nonprophets [14:35] We're waiting, Chuck. Prove your objective morality. [14:35] hello [14:35] time! [14:35] I dont believe theists have objective morality [14:35] tic tac [14:35] * Urion_ has joined #nonprophets [14:35] tac tic [14:35] =P [14:35] d'souza was annoying as hell [14:35] I can't prove to you that what I believe is right and wrong is the absolute truth. What i can say is that if God does not exist, then there can be no objective moral standard [14:36] Well, we assumed you were Christian because it's a safe assumption in this country, if you aren't one, you are still a theist of some kind and the point still stands [14:36] wait a minuet! thats not a fucking argument....its a statement with no supporting info [14:36] And so there is no objective moral standard. You failed. Congratulations. [14:36] correct! THERE IS NONE [14:36] Remember, the bible gives us an absolute moral standard. That's why all Christians agree about everything. [14:36] Yep, that's true, and even if god exists there is no moral standard [14:36] Why does the lack of an objective moral standard preclude our creating a moral standard that we can generally commonly agree with? We seem to have done exactly that. [14:36] *no objective moral standard [14:36] ohhh myyy goddd chuck! whatha insight! [14:36] there never has been an objective moral standard.... [14:36] It's similar to TAG. Because moral laws are essentially statements... which require a mind. [14:36] Edward...are you edward current? [14:36] chuck, youre obviously a christian....so you wear two fabrics? [14:36] The lack of an objective moral standard is not a useful measure of anything. [14:37] there is no objective moral standard [14:37] I wish I was as funny as Current [14:37] because morality is a human construct [14:37] Squirrel, so what if I decided that in accordance to my moral standard, it is okay for me to rape your daughter? [14:37] And minds can only be created by minds which can only be created by minds which can only be created by minds [14:37] what is up with you guys and the MIND THING?..... [14:37] FAIL [14:37] 03:14 Edward Yes, because the moral standard, if it comes from god, is subjective to god, not objective, disproving your point. Fail = Chuck, next bad argument. [14:37] * tyrant has quit IRC [14:37] in comic books, in the villians eyes, he is the good one [14:37] Not only did you fail, Chuck, you failed twenty minutes ago. [14:37] the hero is the bad guy [14:37] then it would be wrong according to my standard and societies standards [14:37] * Echoman has quit IRC (Echoman) [14:37] chuck total fail! [14:37] * Sparrowhawk81 has joined #nonprophets [14:37] the dude who killed tiller thinks he was the good guy [14:37] It might be ok for you to rape.... society has agreed that it is not.... so you fail [14:38] thats why we have laws [14:38] But it is not wrong according to MY standard [14:38] wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [14:38] So can you not say that I am wrong? [14:38] of course i can [14:38] if god dictates moral standards, why do we now consider slavery to be wrong? why go against god's standards like that? [14:38] just becasue you thin kyou are right doesn't mean that you are right. [14:38] we have morality because it just makes sense, not because of an old book written long ago. [14:38] Hokasha, so right and wrong is whatever society decides? What if two societies have mutually exclusive ideas? [14:38] who gives a shit if its YOUR standard...then its not objective [14:38] a rapebased society cannot exist [14:38] Yes...laws are the shared morals of society [14:38] Chuck has thought about raping and has thust already raped in his heart. [14:38] helo_darqness you dont even need to go into comic books, look at wars , each side thinks that they are good ones [14:38] moral standards change all the time [14:38] and they change [14:38] Like, say, muslim countries and christian countries, Chuck? [14:38] or cannot flourish [14:38] You do realisze that you are resorting to a form of postmodernism to argue for objective morality? it's hilarious [14:38] societies od have different moral standards [14:38] Squirrel, not true. There is nothing in the definition of society that precludes rape [14:38] they do right now [14:38] * Sparrowhawk81 is now known as Sparrowhawk [14:38] that was the cause for wars... please go read some history books [14:38] of course [14:39] Archa-- ohh, going to start throwing out the "isms"? [14:39] i htink chuck just wants to rape somebody [14:39] im done with chuck... waist of time... [14:39] * Urion_ is now known as Urion [14:39] WTF? [14:39] Was it right for gods choosen people to own slaves....murder children....stone gays? [14:39] * Guest383 has quit IRC (CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)) [14:39] waste... [14:39] treating women like cattle is acceptable in backwards muslim countries [14:39] hover, I never mentioned Christianity or the Old Testament [14:39] not waist [14:39] Or were those the societal morals of the time [14:39] thats why theyre living in the stone age [14:39] waste =P sorry [14:39] Squirrel, so are you saying that Muslims are not wrong? [14:39] how old are you, chuck? [14:39] Hahaha, so any word with the suffix "ism" is invalid, huh? [14:39] then what moral standards are you talking about? [14:39] a society that allows random rape w/o consequences could not function. [14:39] you really are a fool [14:39] They aren't wrong according to muslims, Chuck [14:39] If they are wrong, you are saying that they are wrong because your society says they are wrong? [14:39] Loki-- says who? You don't know that [14:40] * hiall has quit IRC (hiall) [14:40] not objectively [14:40] Ok....chuck.....morals are subjective. But it doesnt make any fucking difference in the real world [14:40] Edward, and killing is not wrong according to killers [14:40] * wasabi has joined #nonprophets [14:40] says me. [14:40] Which is why we don't ask their opinion on whether it's right or not [14:40] thats the idea man [14:40] Loki-- I could imagine a society going on which allows rape [14:40] you are sick [14:40] I love an Ad hominem. Chuck you suck. Chuck you cluck. Chuck you're a duck(billed platapussy) [14:40] no he's not [14:40] Its wrong to murder and rape because we say it is...It causes harm to our cooperation [14:40] Edward, okay.. so then you do have some objective moral standard, do you not? [14:40] chuck, would this society be a fantasy? [14:40] Here's morality in a nutshell: Your rights stop where someone else's rights begin. [14:40] Chuck... the problem is that you think in a really simple way.... stop wasting time with this [14:40] yes of course you coulc chuck [14:40] of yours, i mean [14:41] And no, it's not objective, because it doesn't apply to animals, or rocks, or planets [14:41] Edward credit Matt for the quote :B [14:41] but would you want to live in such a society [14:41] Hahaha. I love this. Atheists just take the bait every time [14:41] chuck thinks he has a moral standard but he doesnt [14:41] Seriously keep talking [14:41] * wasabi has quit IRC (wasabi) [14:41] ok im done....chuck isnt worth the time, mainly because he doesnt listen to the things he says are wrong in the first place [14:41] what's your moral standard chuck? tell us please [14:41] I've been using that same line for years, tekhiun [14:41] Matt wasn't the first person to say that, Tekhiun [14:41] no debating till you outline your standard [14:41] go [14:41] It's a very old line [14:41] how cute, you waste your time here and then talk about "taking bait" [14:41] Edward Archaneus i stand corrected then [14:41] Hahaha Merely declaring victory doesn't make it so. [14:42] Sparrow, I derive my understanding of right and wrong in the same way you do. This isn't about the genesis of principles, it's about JUSTIFICATION [14:42] Chuck, Matt said he would be willing to debate any apologist that will call in and willing to have a rational converstion. The problem is that apologetics is not rational. [14:42] Let's just stop feeding the troll. His ADD medication will run out sooner or later [14:42] I win! [14:42] if you are using mirc you ignore chuck by typing /ignore on and afterwards /ignore Chuck [14:42] No, I win! [14:42] Ok, Chuck...download and listen to this one. Your comments have been addressed. (Your initial comments...I haven't seeen any chat since my last comment) [14:42] ok chuck [14:42] lol [14:42] justify away [14:42] You can trash me all you want. The fact is that Matt gave me 15 minutes of his time in this chatroom WHILE DOING THE SHOW and mentioned me ON THE SHOW even though I'm not listening [14:42] I win because i said I win! [14:42] Society wins... [14:42] why would you ignore him, thats selfcencorship [14:42] ....so? [14:43] leave that to theists [14:43] I'm Spartacus! [14:43] i got mentioned on the show [14:43] awww aren't you SPESHUL. [14:43] im not shitting my pants with glee [14:43] later all, got get back on the road. And Chuck, try reading a few books and learning a few things. [14:43] and your point is? [14:43] so what chuck? [14:43] go away kid [14:43] Because you raised an issue worth addressing...it's about the issue, not about you [14:43] If you set your goals low enough, you'll never be disappointed [14:43] Chuck, that's feeble. [14:43] ive called in to ae [14:43] I've called into the tv show before, ooh, look at me! [14:43] and i got time talking to him [14:43] i win [14:43] youre obviously very low, just go away [14:43] And now...you're on ignore [14:43] Chuck: Matt treated you like an idiot child, as we are. Thats nothing to be proud of. [14:43] he doesnt conrol the chatroom dumbfuck.....If i go to the mall and start ranting about atheism ...do I win? [14:43] lol.... - * Added Chuck!*@* to ignore list - [14:43] youre just trying to "gotcha" us [14:43] you're nothing special chuck [14:43] * Loki has quit IRC (Loki) [14:43] Oh, look my dicks even bigger, I know his girlfriend! [14:43] he didnt [14:43] seriously what is the point of arguing with a troll ? [14:43] just ignore that guy [14:43] it's fun? [14:43] all he said was theres some troll in the chat and he asked this and thta [14:43] oh wait, i called into atheist experience once! [14:44] no we dont [14:44] aw, internet trolls are so special [14:44] what hte hell does that men? [14:44] we think youre pathetic [14:44] he's admitting he's a troll [14:44] arguing with trolls is something people do constantly [14:44] who cares [14:44] don't flatter yourself [14:44] 2/10 [14:44] ok fine chuck [14:44] hahaha [14:44] we're pathetic [14:44] we think youre pathetic [2] [14:44] awwww he is a very special boy..... so cute [14:44] of course chuck, the whole point of the show is basically to talk about theist and their fuckups [14:44] go away [14:44] youre right, we're wrong, we don't want to listen to you [14:44] What's that, the rubber and glue defense? [14:44] no....thats not how it works [14:44] can you go now? [14:44] yep chuck [14:44] we're bitter [14:44] go away and let us be bitter [14:44] we have all reason to be [14:44] If we're pathetic for giving him our time, what is he for wasting his time doing this in the first place? [14:44] we are not giving you our time, we are givcing it to the show. [14:44] having a theist troll here on the chat is as fun as having a theist caller to the AE [14:44] I'm bitter because of all the beer [14:45] who gets off on irritating people chuck? [14:45] mmmh beer.... good idea [14:45] My blood type is hops [14:45] right [14:45] we're annoyed at assholes [14:45] congratulations [14:45] slick is right [14:45] bye bye [14:45] Hah, oh wow [14:45] youre a bad liar [14:45] lol [14:45] go suck matt's dick now [14:45] FatherJack lol [14:45] I think Chuck is like a fairy, if you don't believe he exists and ignore him then he will go away. [14:45] whaaaaaaaat? [14:45] I don't think you know the definition of the word "experiment". [14:45] what experiment was that? [14:45] what did you achieve? [14:45] matttttttttt a hug from brazillllllllll! [14:45] argument from bitter atheists in a chat? [14:45] Not bitter, we're laughing at you [14:45] oh, brazilian :D [14:45] I hereby proclaim I am a bitter atheist baby eater who just denies god so I can sin. Does that suit the troll? [14:46] lol [14:46] Good to know he's a little fuck who sneaks around trhough emissaries beccause he's too afraid to actually address any points [14:46] =) [14:46] It's Matt Slick. Any experiment must involve reading the bible, and that's it. [14:46] slick is a pussy [14:46] you havent defended anything [14:46] i messaged him on youtube once [14:46] Chuck, you're the one spewing insults. [14:46] I'm brazilian too but I live in Spain now [14:46] XD [14:46] djsomera brazil high five, sou brasileiro tbm o/ [14:46] chuck: fuck you. mission accomplished [14:46] and i still dont buy that matt slick bit [14:46] just wanting to know why he disabled comments on his TAG video [14:46] youre just trolling [14:46] yeah and if we called christianity immoral and wrong, youd call us sinners etc [14:46] and he got all waaaaaambulance on me [14:46] a grown fucking man [14:46] awwww [14:46] well [14:46] he can disallow certain comments [14:46] please keep it civil [14:46] Urion im in danmark , but brazilian still [14:46] You know why you are getting insulted, Chuck, because you came in here antagonistically during a chat for a show we are listening to [14:46] Scientism! [14:47] Scientism? [14:47] lol [14:47] we dont want to hear your bullshit while we are all here to talk about the show [14:47] Your mother must be proud [14:47] ok people...seriously [14:47] "If I'm irrational, then you must be, too! You're a scientist!" [14:47] chuck you did not defend theism... you attacked atheism and spewed senseless stuff.. what did you expect... nicely strucered your "experiment" [14:47] just type /ignore on this fool [14:47] im going to do it now [14:47] it's pretty easy to argue against a word you just made up [14:47] I apologize sparrow, I'm done [14:48] scientism [14:48] matt slick must be proud of you chuck [14:48] Chuck, STFU [14:48] that's not very chist-like, chuck [14:48] That sounds pretty hot, Chuck, not fuck off [14:48] no i didnt [14:48] chuck has so much time on his hands he doesnt have a life [14:48] lol [14:48] everyone just ignore the guy, come on, this isnt worth it [14:48] CHUCK Do you call that defending theism? Leave already [14:48] i called your bs 10 mins ago [14:49] im gonna start using religionism [14:49] Woot, it worked, thanks sparrow [14:49] Yeh, sparrow is right, ignore the troll [14:49] how do you ignore? [14:49] to describe theistic beliefs [14:49] hovertree /ignore [14:49] /ignore then name [14:49] * Chuck has quit IRC (Chuck) [14:49] Speaking of the backdrop I mentionned earlier, anyone know the story? I heard that they blamed the guy at first, and now they're blaming a technician for screwing up [14:49] chuck /ignore [14:49] haha [14:49] he quit [14:49] Ok...seriously. I did the /ignore chuck a while ago...if you can't do that, just stop talking to him :) At any rate, his comments won't appear in the log from that point on [14:49] well no need he left [14:49] chuck, when you talk about this or blog (or whatever) about your expierence in the atheist chat, could you post it some place so we ca read it [14:49] other way around, but it doesnt matter now [14:49] damn [14:49] Roofls [14:50] See he ceased to exist [14:50] Chuck is gone, problem solved. [14:50] "Science is strange--look at quantum mechanics! Anything can happen! Therefore, my religion is LITERALLY TRUE!" [14:50] matt ignored some time ago , so some of his bullshit wont be on the log [14:50] where is his god now? [14:50] NJ - QM explains EVERYTHING. [14:50] We all know that quantum mechanics means that magic is real [14:50] i used QM to cure my herpes [14:50] haha [14:50] QM makes your whites , whiter ! [14:51] Magic IS spelled q-u-a-n-t-u-m-m-e-c-h-a-n-i-c-s after all [14:51] M-o-o-n, that spells Quantum Mechanics! [14:51] the stand ftw [14:51] my god lives in the 11-th dimension [14:51] QM says so [14:51] lol [14:51] God exists on the leftmost facet of a grain of sand [14:51] 42... [14:51] i would like to see that on the mathematical model [14:52] 42! [14:52] =P [14:52] my gos is a string [14:52] * Urion has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:52] Shilling- were all those studies for just mental disorder treatment or is there anything to biofeedback in other areas? [14:52] Djsomera's Hiunt-and-Peck-Fu is weak [14:52] * ville has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:52] * rudeboy is pondering the quantum mechanics of pam anderson's boobs [14:52] I had to take a holistics course freshman year and they talked about bio-feedback [14:52] they tcan be there and not there at the same time [14:52] man I hate that they are allowed to teach this shit in major universitites [14:53] 42 man... u have to believe! [14:53] 42's -- mor elike 52s [14:53] I represent the First Church of 42ism. Our doctrine teaches us how many roads a man must walk down. [14:54] how many roads a man must walk? =) [14:54] 2 [14:54] You have to read the book to get that. [14:54] so will this show be a bit longer? [14:55] since we havent hada chow in like 20 years [14:55] i think the book is expensive right? [14:55] * Hokasha ponders why somebody would still ponder over something which is that old... [14:55] QM says probabbly yes. [14:55] djsomera not really [14:55] The Guide? Shouldn't be... And besides, it's the second most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have [14:55] lol =) [14:55] * Edward had his towel when he went to the movie. [14:56] there is also some radio shows [14:56] if there is a god, i think he's giving cancer to these fundamentalists for a reason. [14:56] by bbc [14:56] The Guide started out as short stories on the radio that all ended with everyone dying [14:56] Holy Zarquon singing fish [14:56] 2There's a movie too, I think. [14:56] His scattershot must be pretty wide then, LKL [14:56] he's practicing [14:56] haha [14:56] If that's true, he's a bad shot because other people are getting cancer too. [14:57] ptwal a movie , which sucked imo and a tv series [14:57] hahaha [14:57] the series rulled [14:57] I don't understand what the debate over this kid is...the state can take custody of a kid if their parents beat the shit out of them, but not if they let his cancer eat him? [14:57] just listening what matt said... [14:57] come on... [14:57] cancer doesn't bruise [14:57] that's relevant why? [14:57] * Urion_ has joined #nonprophets [14:57] not sure... [14:58] hah [14:58] not if the parents try to beat the cancer out of the kid [14:58] they can poke it with crosses [14:58] lets pray for cancer... NOT! [14:58] cancer sizzles when touches by a cross [14:58] Right-wing retards wanting smaller goverment (except for gay marriage/abortion/immigration) when it comes to stopping parents fucking their kids up? [14:59] * Freewriter has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.11/2009060215]) [14:59] I am be houme-skuled, I am be oK! [14:59] =) [14:59] you are be oK [14:59] i lurn 2 spehl at hoame [15:00] Home schooling is used as a tool,by some, to keep their kids ignant, [15:00] i bet he can spels jezuz [15:00] LOL sparrow =P [15:00] we all be much good on english :D [15:00] Anothur brylunt mynd deestriod bi homskool [15:00] what is u gaiz takin bout? mai parints homskewld mee [15:00] I wonder if teacher's unions would have a problem with that certification process... [15:00] pray to learn how to read lol [15:01] how so anthony? [15:01] unless it said you can only teach your OWN kids [15:01] right [15:01] M-o-o-n, that spells home-schooled-creationist [15:01] basically thered be a homeschool license [15:01] * omnikinesis has quit IRC (omnikinesis) [15:01] and a public school license [15:01] skewl is good, so are rome, thus romeskewl is the even gooder [15:01] if so, I guess that works [15:01] atheist bible? wtf! [15:01] If its free then it can't be back eh? [15:01] personally i dont care [15:01] Edward lol [15:01] N-A-M-B-L-A spells religious schooling! [15:01] hahaha [15:01] i feel bad for the kid, but if youre a shitty parent youre going to probably raise a shitty kid [15:01] yeah ... ray comfort bashing special .... soon in all cinemas :D [15:01] right, but if you're going to say that a homeschool license authorizes you to teach kids to an equivalent standard, then what distinction is there between homeschool and public? [15:02] atheist bible? wtf! [15:02] Joan Konner has written a book called The Atheist Bible [15:02] djsomera yup a bible that doesnt mention a god [15:02] There is the Skeptic's Annotated Bible and things in that vein, which rock [15:02] or supports the beliefe in on [15:02] It's a cookbook! [15:02] oxymoronic titles are the best [15:02] * NeutronJack loves the SAB. [15:02] is just like say a cyclist fish! [15:02] ROCK! [15:03] lol [15:03] the bible is so terrible even ray comfort can improve it [15:03] 1234 1234 rock facts rock facts! [15:03] so that atheist may understand it [15:03] I want to read... what is it... the Jefferson Bible? It's what, ten pages, right? [15:03] * Urion_ is now known as Urion [15:03] SquirrelO the bible is the theists nightmare , because it was supposedly made by god, but its not shaped like a banana [15:03] LOL [15:04] I dont know it's length off-hand, but it's basically just all the supernatural stufff removed [15:04] hrhr [15:04] yeah [15:04] It's merely the philosophy presented by Jesus [15:04] I like the sound of this book, sounds balanced [15:04] which, imo, isn't very good [15:04] * grrrrraeme has joined #nonprophets [15:05] g-man [15:05] hey hey - long time no type [15:05] welcome back to the ranch [15:05] well, falwell is dead, so yeah. [15:05] those tiems are gone [15:05] * Vency has joined #nonprophets [15:05] I'm now skeptical of anything that uses the word 'balanced'. Thanks for nothing, Fox News [15:06] lmao [15:06] lol [15:06] fox isn't news, it's propaganda [15:06] I WOULD think that it's fair to be skeptical in that manner, but they fucked up THAT word too [15:06] actually, it's just plain fraud [15:06] Fraud News [15:06] lol [15:06] or False news [15:06] no no no [15:06] Faux news? [15:07] Faux News, Fox Noise, all good ones [15:07] DAMNIT [15:07] beat me too it [15:07] lol [15:07] heh heh [15:07] I sadly don't get Fow News, but the BBC seems to be losing its impartiality these days. [15:07] Calling people like Hitchens uninformed is like calling water dry. [15:07] he is uninformed when it comes to physics [15:07] good points? [15:07] history/politics yesw [15:07] ah good ol shilling [15:08] he'll argue with them NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY [15:08] Bill o'Reilly -existing- is like calling water dry. It's just plain wrong [15:08] lol [15:08] but not physics and biology [15:08] he's a journalist, not a scientist. [15:08] SquirrelO well dawkins is uniformed when it comes to politics( i assume) [15:08] exactly [15:08] the statements themselves aren't inherently bullshit [15:08] let me fuckin finish [15:08] the way it is written is [15:08] dont get me wrong im probably the biggest hitchens fanboy in here [15:08] the meaning of it is [15:08] hey i just tuned in, how long has it been since the beginning??? [15:08] here's the finish. do the tables and chairs [15:08] well [15:08] an hour [15:08] 67 minutes I think? [15:08] 1:08 [15:09] thats why it pains me to see when he fucks up in scientific arguments [15:09] thanks [15:09] any particular ones? [15:10] * Pombolo has joined #nonprophets [15:10] guys... Ray Comfort is the same guy from de banana video? [15:10] Yes [15:10] yes [15:10] yes [15:10] OMG!!!!!!!! [15:10] wacko! [15:10] lol [15:10] =P [15:10] Kirk Cameron's his boytoy [15:10] Reminds me of the bananna in the tailpipe from 48 hours [15:10] Just logged in... why are we talking about Ray? [15:10] because he's a sexy, sexy man [15:10] comedy [15:10] Ha ha [15:11] We're not, djsomera broke the fatwah forbidding us from speaking of the devil [15:11] Matt is reviewing a commentary in one of his books. [15:11] ok everyone, gotta take that drive to work. see ya all next time [15:11] He knows how to hold a banana [15:11] a banana and possibly other thigns [15:11] over and [15:11] lots of practice [15:11] jessie jackson? [15:11] i just linked the name to the face =P [15:11] Ray's graduated to pineapples now [15:11] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [15:11] lol [15:11] ouch [15:11] Eat that banana, Ray. [15:11] how pineaplles fit in the hand? [15:11] i think he meant al sharpton [15:11] lol [15:11] Dunno about hands, but Comfort can take three [15:12] Ahh, I though it started in a while, didn't realise that they were already going. [15:12] coconuts.... [15:12] * DorisES has joined #nonprophets [15:12] That reminds me... when I was a kid, I managed to hold ten tennis balls in one hand. [15:12] How long does it take for the mp3 file to go on the NPR page? [15:12] youre 75 mins late >_< [15:12] Eeek [15:12] * hovertree has quit IRC (hovertree) [15:13] new atheits ? is that like new metal ? comercialised and not even heavy metal at all ? [15:13] hahaha [15:14] Maybe about Russel and Epicurus... [15:14] Who's Ingersol? Does he have a podcast? [15:14] he's been dead for 100 years juju [15:14] or is it new atheist like, someone that just became an atheist ? [15:14] Colonel Ingersol Google it [15:14] Ye olde podcaste [15:14] * ZazzaZ has joined #nonprophets [15:14] His podcast was on Edison Cylinders. [15:14] Hi guys [15:15] Afternoon, ZazzaZ. [15:15] * mond has quit IRC (mond) [15:15] hello zaz [15:15] * mond has joined #nonprophets [15:15] Anyone into philosophy [15:15] theists shouldnt be in the buisness o pointing out flaws in books [15:15] Many, ZazzaZ. [15:16] cough bible cough [15:16] Indeed [15:16] I'm already passed new atheism and onto Emo Atheism. It's what all the kids are doing these days. [15:16] I think his assertion is a result of seeing how ridiculous Bertrand Russell's mustache was and assuming he was a bang-up chap without actually reading anything he wrote. [15:16] ptwal lol [15:16] Is it rebuffering for anyone else? [15:16] ptwal do you cut your wrists with a bible ? [15:16] Retro atheism [15:17] Gizmo a lot for me [15:17] I don't believe in fire spirits [15:17] I am on an alt stream...seems okay giz [15:17] Jesus was a nice guy [15:17] The pages from a bible are thin and very dangerous. [15:17] No he wasn't Zaz [15:17] Read that shit again [15:17] Jesus is a fucking dick [15:17] What did he do that was mea [15:17] n [15:18] If he existed, it's possible Jesus was a nice guy, if the bible wasn't right about him walking into a town and flogging people [15:18] ZazzaZ are you the troll formerly known as chuck? [15:18] No mond [15:18] Well, for example, cursing a tree to wither and die for not giving him fruit out of season [15:18] that can be easily checked [15:18] Which passage was that [15:18] That displays a high level of entitelment and dickishness [15:18] and in what context was it in [15:18] Well, ZazzaZ, he said that anybody who didn't agree with him should burn in fire. That's mean. [15:18] Oh come the fuck on [15:18] I want to read it [15:19] New Testament. Use Google. [15:19] The context was it was a description of an event, that's all that's relevent [15:19] www.biblegateway.com Have fun [15:19] Passage? [15:19] Find it yourself, I don't know it offhand [15:19] Read the whole thing, you asked for context [15:19] wikkedwire-535501F8.hsd1.ma.comcast.net [15:19] I will do that [15:19] But that's just one tiny example [15:19] thats chucks mask [15:19] there are far worse ones [15:20] darren raspberry is a gnome [15:20] wikkedwire-535501F8.hsd1.ma.comcast.net thats ZazzaZ mask [15:20] * x-ghostbuster has quit IRC (x-ghostbuster) [15:20] not the same user you say ? [15:20] hehehe [15:20] Quite suspicious. [15:20] tek, 100,000 in the same area will have similar ISPs [15:20] or IP numbers [15:20] You lied to me..not nice. [15:20] um.. no, that's not how it works sir [15:20] Yes it does [15:20] nope [15:21] IP numbers are unique, that's the fucking point [15:21] nope, sorry chuck [15:21] Ho ho [15:21] but they aren't [15:21] bye again [15:21] Pants of fire Z [15:21] and comcast.net is the biggest provider in the New England area [15:21] so...ok hold on [15:21] youre saying someone who had a DHCP lease for the SAME ip.... [15:21] was just in here [15:21] and you just happen to have it, and youre in here too [15:21] Must be a different personality [15:21] lucas 19 27 [15:21] I don't know who was in here [15:21] * Danis has joined #nonprophets [15:21] in a chatroom with less than 50 people in it [15:22] * AZAtheist has joined #nonprophets [15:22] But anyway, we were discussing Jesus [15:22] Time to /ignore the new moron, people. Don't waste time with the troll. [15:22] ZazzaZ, you're so cowardly, just admit youre chuck [15:22] and if you wanna talk about something different [15:22] go ahead [15:22] I was a computer science major for a couple years, ZazzaZ, and I'm sure there are plenty of other tech savvy people here, you can't trick us so easily with transparent lies [15:22] yup [15:22] yeah the chances that TWO different people in this small chatroom would get the same DHCP lease from your ISP....no [15:22] sorry [15:22] just own up, bro [15:22] its ok [15:23] Jesus said that he alone was the truth and the way. That's not mean. It's just reality. [15:23] wow! [15:23] youre right chuck! [15:23] well [15:23] omg! [15:23] I GET IT [15:23] no its literature [15:23] AND I ALSO LOOKED AT THE TREES! [15:23] and i said a = a [15:23] It's all so clear to me now [15:23] if he said... [15:23] which is even more true [15:23] i get it [15:23] since it says in the book [15:23] yeah its the one crazy that's right and everyone else is wrong [15:23] so i am the real son of god [15:23] that he is god's son [15:23] the trees.... look at the trees [15:23] Yea man, trees are convincing [15:23] then the book must be true! [15:23] the book says the book is true so the book is true! [15:23] The scales have fallen from my eyes, oh Hallelujah [15:23] i get it!!! [15:23] Troll, Troll go away, come back another day. [15:23] happy day! [15:23] I believe he's the son of God. He could do some incredible things [15:23] really? [15:24] my mug said u r wrong zaz [15:24] could he do great things int he bible? [15:24] and you know the bible is true because the bible says its true? [15:24] what do you mean [15:24] like? healing amputees? [15:24] oh wait [15:24] I've seen magicians pull off greater stunts that most of those jesus supposedly did [15:24] making zombies? [15:24] Come now, don't feed the troll [15:24] Look everyone! I can turn beer into piss! [15:24] I suppose he had the ability to heal amputee, he did heal lepers [15:24] he did?! [15:24] lol jack [15:24] whered you hear about this? [15:24] no i mean now [15:24] and yet he didn't heal amputees [15:24] It's in the gosepl records [15:24] not 2000 year ago [15:24] use /ignore @wikkedwire-535501F8.hsd1.ma.comcast.net to ignore the troll and he subsequent attempts [15:24] sounds selfish to me [15:25] is that chuck? [15:25] it IS chuck [15:25] I wish the Opera IRC client had an ignore command [15:25] were they 45s or 33s, these gospel records [15:25] lol [15:25] hello chuck! [15:25] My name is Bill [15:25] high five! [15:25] its chuck with a glasses, nose and moustache mask on [15:25] lmao [15:25] oh gods, 45s are so much better :) [15:25] Groucho? [15:25] Jesus gave me the opportunity to go to Heaven [15:25] He died for my sins [15:25] Then go [15:25] now [15:25] There was a daft troll named Zazza, who had lost all of his pazaz, he tried to rename then make a false claim but he still a stoopid azz [15:25] ok [15:25] so what was it like [15:25] bye [15:25] why dont u kill yourself right now and go?! [15:26] because then it doesnt COUNT! [15:26] Suicide is a sin [15:26] * RealPombolo has joined #nonprophets [15:26] No, don't kill youself, get someone else to kill you [15:26] Sin is forgiven [15:26] hey zazzaz [15:26] allah disagrees [15:26] * Pombolo has quit IRC (CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)) [15:26] much safer theologically [15:26] tell your girlfriend to kill u them [15:26] why did god give us residual tailbones? [15:26] But I do not willingly sin [15:26] And we do? [15:26] why did god give us residual tailbones? [15:26] Modern medicine cured leperocy, so are doctors the son of God? [15:26] And there's a bullshit line if I've ever heard one [15:26] Trolling is a sin! [15:26] OF COURSE you do [15:26] why did good give man nipples? [15:26] because they are so fucking unsexy that prevent us from having sex for pleasure [15:26] the standards in the bible are impossible [15:27] I am imperfect, but I put my faith and trust in Jesus Christ and he will save me from the wrath of God [15:27] I sinned some zinc out of myself earlier today [15:27] a teaspoon or so? [15:27] heh [15:27] ZazzaZ is really an atheist I think lol [15:27] No I'm not [15:27] ;| [15:27] wait [15:27] liar [15:27] he'll save you from the wrath of himself? [15:27] lol [15:27] Atheism is irrational [15:27] sounds like a bipolar [15:27] LOL [15:27] Guys, seriously. It's chuck, but even if it isn't, ignore the idiot. He isn't here to discuss like an adult, he's here to tell people how much his invisible friend loves him. Give up on the guy [15:27] maybe he needs some xanax [15:27] how so? [15:27] how so? [15:27] Sparrow, you need to study the trinity [15:28] yes, just like not beleiving in santa claus is irrational, and bigfoot, and fairies, etc. [15:28] Could a god creat so much beer that even he would get smashed? [15:28] i know [15:28] he is himself but hes not [15:28] so believe in Zeus ZazzaZ? [15:28] but he is but hes not but he is [15:28] i get it [15:28] you [15:28] Hokaha, there is only one God [15:28] yeah [15:28] Allah! [15:28] you dont have to read far in the bible to see that its wrong [15:28] Right, but three [15:28] but one [15:28] but three [15:28] but not but yes but not [15:28] its simple arch [15:28] No Brahma!!! [15:28] it says that he first created earth, then light [15:28] tek-- how do you know that your science books and what your teachers taught you isn't wrong? [15:28] Ed - agreed. I've never heard chuck gie a REASON for whty atheism is irrational [15:28] even if yawah existed it is clear he is evil [15:28] because it fucking works zazzaz [15:29] i mean CHUCK [15:29] * NeutronJack likes the two-Judas-death story. [15:29] This troll is so obvious that if you don't see it, you DESERVE to get trolled [15:29] hardcore [15:29] Oh, that's fine Neutron, it's just two different parts of the same story [15:29] indeed [15:29] In fact, have any atheists in here actually ever gone into a lab and done formal scientific testing or do you just take the doctrines at face value? [15:29] 0/10 [15:29] Judas shoul've skipped the burritos [15:29] as Matt is saying now [15:29] staly the troll people , ignore it [15:29] slay* [15:29] Hahaha, ZazzaZ [15:30] lmao [15:30] oh wow apologetics for bible gore [15:30] Because we can only trust it if we do it ourselves [15:30] Don't drive that car! [15:30] It might fall apart [15:30] Ha ha [15:30] he fell head-second [15:30] ohhh yourrr godddd chuck! [15:30] hung himself by the feet [15:30] lmao [15:30] Archa, I'm just asking a question. Have you ever done any scientific investigation yourself? [15:30] you never know, because you didn't make it yourself [15:30] Or are you just appealing to the authority of the scientific community? [15:30] Gruesome :P [15:30] i think that was a miss translation in the bible [15:30] I bet you just described the script of the next Saw- movie [15:30] it just says that judas was pretty well hung [15:31] Is that Thad in the studio? [15:31] biblical rube goldberg death [15:31] Bible stories - Good for kids! [15:31] Well, I'm done, adding Chuck to my block list again [15:31] I perform scientific investigations every working day. [15:31] People who rely on faith will ALWAYS try to project that failing into other people. [15:31] bible is sooo boringggggg [15:31] "My story is consistent, therefore, it is LITERALLY TRUE!" [15:31] ptwal do you work on the discory institute by any chance ? [15:31] discovery* [15:32] The bible is the greatest story ever told [15:32] He's on our side, don't pick on him [15:32] haha [15:32] I AM THE DISCOVERY INSTITUTE! [15:32] LOL [15:32] Yaaaawwwnnn. [15:32] emphasis on story [15:32] lmao [15:32] Someone remind me how many different hosts there are? I never remember [15:32] 4 i think [15:32] Should be 4 atm [15:32] Squirrel, how old are you? [15:32] Be honest [15:32] And on AETV? [15:32] There are no errors in the Bible. And, anyway, the errors just make it more believable. Yeah, that's the ticket. [15:32] heh [15:32] Back and to the left! Great! [15:32] * jessica has joined #nonprophets [15:33] Hi jessica [15:33] are you an atheist? [15:33] god clearly has a logic better than ours [15:33] that why he seems to contradict himself so many times [15:33] Protip for the newcomer, ZazzaZ is a troll [15:33] Jess, ignore the troll. [15:33] ignore [15:33] * ZazzaZ is now known as Chuck [15:33] LOL [15:33] lol [15:34] its a miracle ! [15:34] OMG! [15:34] omg! [15:34] I've been saved! [15:34] * Chuck is now known as You [15:34] * landimal has joined #nonprophets [15:34] aleluia! [15:34] * You is now known as All [15:34] * All is now known as Cannot [15:34] now he has to make a 3rd nick and we have a troll trinity [15:34] * Cannot is now known as Me [15:34] you all cannot me [15:34] father son and holy shit? [15:34] * Me is now known as Matt [15:34] priceless [15:34] * Matt is now known as Dillahunty [15:34] * Dillahunty is now known as is [15:34] chuck was home schooled [15:34] God turned Zazzaz into Chuck..... A MIRACLE I BELIEVE .... [15:34] not [15:34] lol [15:34] Lying for Jesus. [15:35] * is is now known as Chuck [15:35] * Chuck is now known as I [15:35] this is the downside of not having a operator on the channel [15:35] * I is now known as have [15:35] * have is now known as cock [15:35] in mouth [15:35] gratz [15:35] envy? [15:35] in the butt [15:35] Yeah, I guess Matt lost that status because of not using the channel for awhile or something [15:35] * cock is now known as my [15:35] * my is now known as dick [15:35] * dick is now known as is [15:35] Chuck's like a Oujia board [15:35] or do you have cock fever ? [15:35] S'what he said earlier, Archaneus [15:35] large [15:35] ptwal lol [15:35] What is the easist way to get drink out a Vogon? [15:36] * is is now known as Matt_Slick [15:36] lol [15:36] stick your thing down his throat [15:36] -.- [15:36] Hehe [15:36] * whosawhatsis has joined #nonprophets [15:36] i meant finger * [15:36] * Matt_Slick is now known as Dinesh_Dsouza [15:36] I would laugh if it was actually Matt Slick [15:36] :B [15:36] * Dinesh_Dsouza is now known as WilliamCraig [15:36] You'd laugh? I wouldn't be surprised. [15:36] live long and prosper! [15:36] * eimerian has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.11/2009060215]) [15:36] * whosawhatsis has quit IRC (whosawhatsis) [15:36] Oh, I wouldn't be surprised either, Edward, just find it funny [15:36] * RealPombolo has quit IRC (CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)) [15:36] * WilliamCraig is now known as Dillahuntys_Cock [15:36] ohh an austrian [15:37] Change of subject, anyone else enjoy o'Reilly's promotion of gay rights for penguins? [15:37] ... [15:37] Nice work, librarians! [15:37] * Dillahuntys_Cock is now known as Matt_Slick [15:37] don't think I saw that [15:37] for nuns you mean ? [15:38] Some German zoo is trying to turn some gay penguins straight, o'Reilly came out and said "If they're get, let them be gay!" [15:38] Burn them books quick. [15:38] get? Gay [15:38] ... [15:38] I don't believe you [15:38] * Cafeeine has joined #nonprophets [15:38] I absolutely swear [15:38] That had to be a doppelganger [15:38] You haven't seen that? [15:38] Hey folks [15:38] Let me find Olbermann's vid on it [15:38] Oooh, points for the Princess Bride reference [15:39] nope the zoo gave the gay pengiuns real eggs.... and they are good parents so far [15:39] * jessica has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:39] I got in late, are they doing Comfort's book today? [15:39] they did already [15:39] They talked about it briefly [15:39] they did say something about raqy likw 20 mins ago [15:39] * Matt_Slick is now known as Ray_Comfort [15:39] yeap [15:40] If they do that I'm going to request to burn the bibles of a library [15:40] ray! [15:40] Bah, I can't find it Arch [15:40] have you ever told a lie? [15:40] Have you ever wet yourself? [15:40] Then you are a bedwetter [15:40] Not involuntarily [15:40] If there's urine, then there must be a urinater [15:40] ray do u want a banana? [15:40] * Cafeeine is now known as bedwetter [15:40] You can't have urine without a urinater [15:40] All I need is eyes that can see [15:40] and a brain that works [15:40] Which, btw, you don't have [15:41] lol [15:41] I've spotted a flaw in the arguement [15:41] haha [15:41] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJfEMmmWYGM There Arch [15:41] premise two is flawed, hehe [15:41] it was going so well up to that point [15:41] If you see a pile of shit on the ground, then you know there is a shitter [15:41] You can't have shit without a shitter [15:41] ooo, sweary [15:41] All you need is eyes that can see [15:41] and a brain that works [15:41] If it's a doppelganger, it's a really good one, except he failed his character analysis [15:42] I'll watch it after the show [15:42] * Ray_Comfort is now known as Kirk_Cameron [15:42] Surely God could make a shit without a shitter? [15:42] if I put my foot in a stinker, it assumes the existence of a sphinkter, [15:42] so you don't need to be a great thinker to conclude that god's a bum. [15:42] Crocoduck! [15:42] Release Date: [15:42] 18 December 2009 (USA) says imdb.com [15:42] could god create another god ? [15:42] Ouch [15:42] Chick from the Mummy? Fap fap fap [15:42] could god create a time for time ? [15:42] Evolution is a fairy tale for grownups [15:42] Is there a Crocoduck movie?! [15:42] There are no transitional forms [15:42] lol [15:42] You do not find a crocoduck [15:43] lol [15:43] that would be jurassic park [15:43] ah fuck, my feed is buffering now [15:43] Mine too [15:43] hasn't happened yet in this show [15:43] crap my feed died too [15:43] arrrggg [15:43] died [15:43] You mean Jurassic Dark, SquirrelO, right? Like Coughlan666's vid? [15:43] back on [15:43] "In a small town , an evolutionist abbomination hunts for its next prey" [15:43] * Kirk_Cameron is now known as WilliamLaneCraig [15:43] still working here [15:43] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [15:44] back now [15:44] yup, its back [15:44] * bedwetter is now known as Cafeeine [15:44] somebody stepped on the intertubes tube [15:44] Crocoduck: The terror from that evolved [15:44] * WilliamLaneCraig is now known as Bruce_Springsteen [15:45] "can't be absolutely certain" = "no reason to believe" Jack suspects a flaw, here. [15:45] awww show is over [15:45] Boss! [15:45] You can't step on the intertubes, they're just full of poker chips and pornography. You need to blast a lottery ball through it [15:45] * Bruce_Springsteen is now known as Billy_Joel [15:45] Crocoduck II - When the Quack attacks [15:45] lol [15:45] ptwal lol [15:45] So... do we just watch the show on ustream like normal tomorrow? [15:45] * Billy_Joel is now known as Jen_Peeples [15:45] * Jen_Peeples is now known as Russell_Glasser [15:45] the quack strikes back [15:45] Hey! We should petition Nintendo to make Crocoduck a pokemon! [15:45] * Russell_Glasser is now known as Jeff_Dee [15:45] * Jeff_Dee is now known as Don_Baker [15:45] Shilling is doing a Jeff. [15:45] Crocoduck 3:Yyou may think that you are safe, but it doesnt say so in the bible [15:46] * Don_Baker is now known as Tracie_Harris [15:46] hahahaha [15:46] What!? [15:46] Shilling: you are the weakest link [15:46] chuck discover the hosts names [15:46] :P [15:46] * landimal has quit IRC (landimal) [15:46] clap clap clap [15:46] We'll miss you, Shelling. [15:46] Or even Shilling. [15:46] congratulations to Chuck, he's such a SMRT fella [15:46] hehe [15:46] * Tracie_Harris is now known as Charity_Spires [15:46] He will be called shelling after the op. [15:46] * Charity_Spires is now known as Keryn_Glasser [15:46] "We'll miss you, Shelling" - sentence you're least likely to hear in a war [15:46] is he changing nick names to avoid being ignored ? [15:47] * Keryn_Glasser is now known as Andi_Roberts [15:47] Good one Edward [15:47] he's not SAYING anything, so I guess he just thinks its funny [15:47] Who is the nick bandit? [15:47] * LKL is now known as Chuck [15:47] * Andi_Roberts is now known as LKL [15:47] hes changing names bc he can! [15:47] I'm an atheist, I don't believe in changing names [15:47] * woot has quit IRC [15:47] Im going to TAM ;p [15:47] Whatever happen to those other hosts [15:48] chuck, talk to the wall man [15:48] Keryn Glasser, Charity Spires [15:48] I'm going to TAM too! [15:48] etc [15:48] I'm jealous [15:48] Are they dead? [15:48] nice [15:48] I want to go, but I can't swing the money, atm [15:48] i which there was such thing around here [15:48] Charity was only ever a guest [15:48] It's either TAM or my trip to scotland in August [15:48] Whatever happen to that skinhead Ashley [15:48] I think I know which one wins, heh [15:48] $400 for TAM registration is brutal [15:48] Come to Scotland, it's really nice just now! [15:49] Chuck, even morality with God is subjective [15:49] Well, will it be in August, because that's when I'm coming [15:49] Busy eating babies...afk [15:49] If God makes the rules up, couldn't he just make up other rules? [15:49] 400? u sure? [15:49] =/ [15:49] These a chance, but it's pot luck. [15:49] heh [15:49] Are ababies kosher? [15:49] Where about in Scotland you going to? [15:49] hmmm, babies [15:49] :9 [15:49] Umm... I can't remember offhand [15:50] oh no its ending [15:50] technically, no [15:50] I live outside Glasgow, but work in St Andrews, both cool places. [15:50] I have a friend over there [15:50] no split hoofs [15:50] Stop making up personality traits about your god, Chuck. [15:50] I don't eat babies, the Cute isn't good for my diabetes [15:50] Yeah Chuck [15:50] stop doing that [15:50] you moron [15:50] mattttttt!!!!!!!! hug from brazil man!!!!!!!!! [15:50] Yeah, near Glasgow, taht's right [15:50] My god is also perfect. Perfectly fictional [15:50] mattttttt!!!!!!!! hug from brazil man!!!!!!!!! [15:50] Weaver, Chuck is a troll [15:50] mattttttt!!!!!!!! hug from brazil man!!!!!!!!! [15:50] ginore him [15:50] mattttttt!!!!!!!! hug from brazil man!!!!!!!!! [15:50] GO SHILLING! [15:50] thanks for the show! [15:50] Weaver, put Chuck on ignore [15:50] djsomera dude , para meo [15:50] matts ak eatin babies [15:50] $475 if you are not a JREF member [15:50] Good show, NP. [15:50] Good show, guys. [15:50] CodeWeaver, Chuck is just a troll [15:50] Put him on ignore [15:50] =/ [15:50] Nice to have you back guys, have agood whatever Shilling [15:50] o meooo [15:50] afk* [15:50] Good Show [3] [15:50] * Blahface has joined #nonprophets [15:50] * NeutronJack has quit IRC [15:50] orra meooo [15:51] Actually, Cafeeine, about that... if a god was perfect, but existed, it'd be subject to decay, right? Doesn't that mean it would be more perfect if it didn't exist? [15:51] See guys in a couple weeks or maybe tomorrow, some of you [15:51] * Chuck is now known as Andi_Roberts [15:51] * peterparker has quit IRC (peterparker) [15:51] Whatever happend to Andi [15:51] Good show, but it's definitely harder to focus while listening live and chatting. [15:51] That fat ugly chick [15:51] * SquirrelO has left #nonprophets [15:51] Not actually sure how to put someone on ignore in this thing, but I guess it doesn't much matter now. :) [15:51] * Liei has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:51] let me tell you guys about my dyke girlfriend [15:51] ptwali agree [15:51] That has been a fair point. [15:51] her vagina is huge [15:51] im gonna download the podcast later [15:51] Me too tek [15:51] CodeWeaver, are you the one who tried to "teach" Matt Slick? [15:51] I subscribe to the podcast, so Itunes will download it later ;p [15:51] Codeweaver, quit the java and get mIRC [15:51] Have you called into Slick's show? [15:52] * FatherJack has quit IRC (((((( In Stereo ))))) [15:52] me too [15:52] Too much effort to get mIRC for just this. [15:52] i use chatzilla [15:52] I use Colloquy [15:52] Ok...I've got to get this stuff uploaded and get back to work. We'll see you guys in 2 weeks...and I'll work on getting skype up for tomorrow. The name will be 'atheisttv' [15:52] i'm gonna have to download hte podcast becasue i was not paying any attention to it [15:52] Did I try to teach Matt Slick? I don't think I've ever been talking to the gentleman in question. [15:52] Cool, see you later Matt. [15:52] Matt [15:52] I have to get ready for D&D ;p [15:52] Someone called "Weaver" called into Matt Slick's show [15:52] Seeya tomorrow [15:52] I know who he is via these chatrooms before. [15:52] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Jun 13 15:52:57 2009