Session Start: Sat Mar 22 13:39:01 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:39] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:39] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets are LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information.' [13:39] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Mar 01 15:00:15 [13:39] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:39] * Cheesy has joined #nonprophets [13:39] hi non-prophets [13:39] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:39] got it installed. thanks a lot [13:39] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:39] Good afternoon [13:39] Hola [13:39] be sure to go to unplug's prefs and make it so how you like it [13:39] Setting up and waiting on Russell...but we're *almost* on schedule :) [13:40] springtime givin some energy? [13:42] r3d3 are you there today? [13:42] yes [13:42] get my messages? lol [13:43] yesterday you mean? [13:43] yup [13:43] hehe [13:43] everyone thought it was saturday yesterday [13:43] wasn't just me? [13:43] you were the only one that came here [13:43] but I mean in general [13:43] lots of people were confused [13:44] must have been the long weekend [13:44] long weekend for some... i had school on good friday. the nerve of some people... :-p [13:45] I called in sick [13:45] i almost called in religious [13:45] non-prophets somethign hilarious happened yesterday. Rebecca from skeptics guide fame went to the SGU fan irc channel and they booted her cuz they didnt believe it was her. [13:45] so this is the easter edition of Non-Prophets then? [13:45] the atheist experience should be interesting [13:46] i hear tunes :-D [13:46] I just connected. Not getting anything [13:46] spoke too soon [13:47] yeah I don't like that song whatever it is. [13:49] i just listened to the album "process of belief" by bad religion and pretty much all of it could be used for the show [13:49] I just learend that the atheist blogroll has hit 600 members. [13:50] Pan test? [13:50] this song is much better. [13:50] * stephen has joined #nonprophets [13:51] * stephen is now known as wwfsmd [13:51] hmm, audio is leaning left still [13:51] There's some sort of short or something...working on it [13:51] worlds to live by, wwfsmd [13:51] left [13:51] right [13:52] center. [13:52] someone stuck a peanut butter sandwich in the mixer again? [13:52] two tests on the right, one test on the left, one test in the center [13:52] 3 more in the center. [13:53] there's a what now lol [13:53] soggy beer? [13:54] good choice [13:55] but samuel adams is always a good choice [13:56] * Aerik_ has joined #nonprophets [13:56] ~_~ [13:58] test, any sound yet? [13:59] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [13:59] they were doing tests, but it seems to have died out [13:59] So I'm taking Arabic this year at university and on Wednesday the professor read us a passage that included "thank Allah for [whatever]" and after he read it he said "all people in the middle east belive in god." it reminded me of ahmadinejad when he said there were no gay people in iran [13:59] * wxproof has joined #nonprophets [13:59] * Targetta has joined #nonprophets [14:00] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets The Non-Prophets are LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information. [14:00] * ChanServ changes topic to 'The Non-Prophets are LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information.' [14:01] hi, my name's wxproof, and I'm an atheist [14:01] Hi, wxproof! [14:01] the first step is admitting you are reasonable [14:01] hi, wxproof, eh [14:01] second step.... third, profit! [14:01] Then, stop turning over responsibility to a higher power. [14:01] * Aerik has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:02] I've been an atheist for several years now, I tell everyone I could believe if I wanted, but we all know that's not true... [14:02] * Aerik_ is now known as Aerik [14:02] * Zadius has joined #nonprophets [14:02] You may also substitute alternative steps. Step1, cut a hole in a box... [14:02] got sound [14:02] sound [14:02] It's professional broadcasting! [14:02] sound like Russel [14:03] now its dead [14:03] You guys buffer too much. [14:03] I've been criticized for many things, but never that. [14:04] buffer *this* [14:04] * NeutronJack is proud of his huge buffer. [14:04] dirty buffers! [14:04] Less delay between what the hosts say and our responses: easier for the hosts to incorperate chat feedback into the show. [14:04] I've got about five after on my clock, what's the holdup? Is God playing dirty tricks with the broadband? [14:05] he does that from time to time [14:05] Georgia: The buffer state. [14:05] Speaking of the old guy upstairs, he missed a prime oppertunity to smite a lot of atheist gathered on one spot Wednesday night. [14:05] Starting soon...just like *cough* professionals [14:06] old habits die hard.... with a vengeance [14:07] got noise now [14:07] oh, thats the intro music [14:07] The artist would be so pleased with your review. [14:08] The fifteenth of March!? [14:08] oh yeah I didnt notice [14:08] We're a trainwreck.. [14:08] the podcast was ruined on teh ides of march [14:08] tragic [14:09] ^5 chkno [14:09] * NeutronJack drinks! [14:09] take a drink [14:09] first asshat of 2008! [14:09] lol [14:09] * Aerik slurps the shit outta his coke [14:10] where did the week go [14:11] "well I don't know how else to say this so I'm just gonna: it's in your daughter's bum" [14:12] Russel - speak closer to your microphone. [14:20] the bar was called Darins??? [14:20] Darwins [14:20] i think that's what they said earlier, yeah [14:21] I wonder if they hand out darwins awards [14:21] people who kill themselves by drinking? [14:21] Anyone know how much $ Way of the Master generates for Comfort/Cameron [14:21] They should see what it's like to talk to venomfangx [14:21] haha [14:21] ted: look somewhere at wotmnwatchdog.org [14:21] k [14:22] they may have some info on that but usually the topic is some new bullshit of theirs [14:23] what does the wotmn in wotmnwatchdog.org stand for? [14:23] way fo the master? [14:23] way of the master [14:23] "way of the master watchdog" [14:23] ya [14:23] thanx [14:23] it's not loading for me... [14:23] take the n out [14:23] i looked on wikipedia and it didn't give sales figured but On June 2, 2006, the United States Secret Service seized 8,300 copies of the "million dollar bill" tract printed by Living Waters Publications from the Great News Network (GNN) headquarters because a woman in North Carolina attempted to deposit the tracts as legal tender. [14:24] ha! [14:24] lol oops [14:24] ted even spelled correctly it's not loading for me. [14:24] the blog is working though. http://wotmwatchdog.blogspot.com/ [14:24] might be /.'d [14:25] apostrophes are not for suffixes [14:25] what? [14:25] stoopid [14:25] arrrrrgh [14:25] * r3d3 explodes [14:25] slashdoted [14:25] d'oh [14:26] I remember way back in the day the first time Respectful Insolence suffered teh slashdot effect, before moving to scienceblogs.com [14:27] did Carson put up the million? [14:27] escrow, oh noes. [14:28] all i think of when I hear escrow is ebay scammers [14:28] park the money in a fund [14:28] i hope they talk about this on the show: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/03/expelled.php [14:28] I remember some asshat trying to say the challenge is fake said that the million dollars comes in the form of a collection of bonds [14:29] they probably will cheesy. they said they'll wait for the most hilarious thing for the end of the show. [14:29] excuses and more excuses [14:31] Bill Hicks did a better job of fulfilling prophesy than JC [14:31] * Aerik_ has joined #nonprophets [14:31] non-prophets about nazareth, reggie of the infidel guy just interviewed an author on that position.. [14:31] speaking of jews... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnMYL8sF7bQ [14:32] non-prophets: The Myth of Nazareth by Rene Salm [14:33] jesus mogwai can has rezrekshun [14:35] jesus has bad lag... took him 3 days to respawn [14:35] * Aerik has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:36] lol [14:36] Less than 2 days. [14:36] going to Mormon sacrament meeting tomorrow - yippee [14:36] * Aerik_ is now known as Aerik [14:36] cheesy can I submit that to bash.org [14:36] i think it's already a ytmnd [14:36] BLASPHEMY!!! [14:37] ah whatever. you're bashed [14:37] http://jesusrespawn.ytmnd.com/ [14:37] ;-) [14:38] my favorite ytmnd today http://farley-itis.ytmnd.com/ [14:38] he was also a kiddie fiddler [14:38] * Defenestrator has quit IRC (Defenestrator) [14:38] * grrrrraeme has joined #nonprophets [14:38] Got data to back that up, Targetta? [14:39] sure google it [14:39] 2001? Boring? Geesh! [14:39] * Defenestrator has joined #nonprophets [14:39] I liked 2001 [14:39] That means "No, I don't", Targetta. [14:39] some of the establishing shots in 2001 were a bit too long [14:39] oh hold I will get my court records off my book shelf [14:40] If you don't have any data, then you don't. Be honest. [14:40] I was 11 years old when I saw 2001, did not understand it [14:40] * wxproof has left #nonprophets [14:40] wow you must have a big library in your house [14:40] * wxproof has joined #nonprophets [14:40] * ihedenius has joined #nonprophets [14:40] I don't have any data for that, either. However, I'm not making a claim. [14:41] what they're talking about: http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSL109602320080310?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&sp=true [14:41] give me time then I don't data on me for every claim I ever make . Do you? [14:41] Take your time--no hurry. [14:41] who was a kiddie fiddler? [14:42] arthur c. clarke? [14:42] chris farley? [14:42] never heard that about chris farley before [14:42] shoot, there's caffeine in my rum and coke [14:42] bad! bad mormon! [14:43] spank spank [14:44] we're nixing no meat on Fri and replacing it with don't diddle children [14:44] hahahah [14:45] what they're talking about: http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?newsid=1152984 [14:45] only on fridays though, right? [14:45] pah! [14:45] photochemical burns eh [14:46] going blind looking for a virgin mary, is stupidity infinite? [14:46] HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA hilarious, they were looking at the sun [14:46] A signboard. Yeah, that'll stop them. [14:46] what utter n00bs [14:47] maybe a banner should be flown across the sky warning people about the danger of the sun [14:48] side effects of christ cracker may include anal seepage [14:50] check check, is everyone here or did the rapture just happen without me? [14:51] you were left behind [14:51] How would we know? [14:51] damnit! [14:51] Dawkins in Rational Responder's basement = weird [14:51] what's so weird about that [14:52] it's full of rrs members and kids, it was like, the only place they had with room enough to sit and talk [14:52] matt's got a tatoo? [14:52] All true navy guys have tatoos [14:52] One of those fancy A's, perhaps? [14:52] no one thought that was weird? [14:53] oh in the latest video about the expelled debacle where dawkins is talking to pz meyers, dawkins is wearing his scarlet A button/emblem thing on his jacket. Purty neat. [14:53] post the pictures so e can see them [14:53] tedinsaltlake WHAT is weird about dawkins in rrs's basement? [14:53] dunno, maybe surreal is a better word? [14:54] * Targetta has quit IRC (Targetta) [14:54] oh yeah, I got to meet Dawkins too, who wants to touch me? [14:54] I said who wants to fucking touch me?! [14:54] "oooo" [14:54] whoa... donkey raping shit eater [14:54] only if you havnt washed since then [14:55] me: "Yeah, that's my book" Dawkins: me: "cheers" [14:55] it was cool [14:55] sweetness [14:56] damn... if u mouse over my text it tells you exactly where i live [14:56] that's right bitches, my copy of God Delusion is signed by the man. [14:56] on chatzilla at least [14:56] no one will ever know where I'm from [14:57] i know you use comcast tho ;-) [14:58] so the .ut. doesnt stand for utah? [14:58] it does [14:58] hence ted in salt lake (city, utah) [14:59] im playing [14:59] :-p [14:59] been there once, 4 hour wait for plane transfer [14:59] $4.00 a beer in the airport bar [15:00] how much is one of those toblerone chocolate thingies [15:00] actually, not paying taxes is what led me to atheism [15:00] just drank, didn't eat [15:03] I think radio shack sucks... [15:04] went to radio shack for a soldering iron - THEY DIDN'T HAVE ONE!!!! WTF? [15:05] * Aerik_ has joined #nonprophets [15:05] arg, stupid interweb tubes [15:05] you come and go :-) [15:06] im dog sitting, brought my 'puter to the house. router must stink. Looks dated. [15:06] * canadian_hoser has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:06] ohh [15:06] I brought the dog to the big park, that's what I did all morning. what did you guys do today [15:07] i slept til 1 something and then i showered [15:07] yay for college life [15:07] oh and then i played team fortress 2 [15:08] mom's all into John Adams on HBO - was he a Deist or Christian? Anyone know? [15:08] good choice [15:08] * canadian_hoser has joined #nonprophets [15:08] 'twas a bit chilly this morning. I think the dog got a cold. He's blowing out these huge snot rockets [15:09] * Aerik has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:09] * Aerik_ is now known as Aerik [15:09] Ted, it's complicated: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Adams#Religious_views [15:10] what's this hbo show called [15:10] Damn, wish them founding fathers could have kept their stories straight [15:11] don't know, it has paul giamatti though [15:11] * gmp has joined #nonprophets [15:12] that's enough to google [15:12] "Paul Giamatti will play John Adams in a seven episode HBO miniseries based on the David McCullogh bestseller John Adams. Tom Hanks and Gary Goetzman are executive producing the project, which begins filming in Virgina in January, and is slated to air in seven hour-long parts starting in March 2008." [15:12] it's called John Adams, of all things [15:12] lol [15:12] makes sense [15:13] john giamatti, he did that horrible "sideways" movie that convinced retarded americans who cant think for themselves that merlot is the devil [15:13] lol [15:14] sideways: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sideways [15:14] it's so funny [15:14] yup seen it [15:14] i love "i hate cameron diaz" [15:14] love the sideways [15:15] check out Citizen Ruth, too [15:15] "im in nepal in the fuckin jungle n shit" -- redman, mtv 2005 [15:15] YAY EXPELLED!!! [15:16] what's he reading from? [15:16] http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/03/expelled.php [15:16] told you they would cheesypoo [15:16] <3 [15:17] i happened in on rush limbaugh praising Expelled - my soul felt like puking [15:18] IT WASNT A TICKETED EVENT [15:18] they were begging people to go [15:18] rush limbaugh's been implicated in encouraging some voter fraud that up and happened [15:18] 21 Mars 2008, Kevin Miller, writer of Expelled: "As for me, I would like to apologize to PZ for the misinformation on my blog.". Two links to follow: [15:18] http://www.antievolution.org/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=14;t=5152;st=660#entry101294 [15:19] http://www.kevinmillerxi.com/ find "I REPENT!!" - March 21, 2008 (no direct link) [15:19] Apology was for suggesting PZ had 'gatecrashed' [15:20] * NeutronJack drinks! [15:20] 4 you have to officially call them asshats [15:20] Someone needs to kick Ben Stein in the balls [15:20] what? did you hear asshat? i didnt hear it... [15:20] It was low, but I heard it. [15:20] (direct link: http://kevinwrites.typepad.com/otherwise_known_as_kevin_/2008/03/i-repent.html ) [15:21] Thats was on the actual expelledthemovie site itself [15:21] the nazi = evolution spoiler ie [15:21] kev is only sorry get got called on it [15:21] OMG, I never would have guessed, you guys ruined the movie for me! [15:22] * scooter has joined #nonprophets [15:22] hello? [15:22] hi [15:22] hi scooter [15:22] you're tuning in near the end of the show [15:23] anyone got the nyt link? [15:23] uh, i saved it via reddit... [15:23] Aerik: Rush encouraging Reps to crossover and vote for Clinton in primaries? Is that voter fraud? [15:23] http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/21/science/21expelledw.html?_r=2&scp=1&sq=expelled&st=nyt&oref=slogin&oref=slogin [15:23] thank guy [15:24] no was a one of dawkins ny readings [15:24] it's an illegal thing to do, and he encouraged it, and then it happened. so he's 'implicated' [15:24] and someone tried to pull the old hitler / stalin [15:24] I just heard the 'asshat' too. [15:24] so what shot did everyonre do [15:24] wow, didn't know illegal. of course, he's above the law [15:25] http://www.bsalert.com/news/2269/Rush_Limbaugh_Implicated_In_Vote_Fraud_Scheme.html [15:25] An eyewitness hearsay account! [15:25] its OK to lie for Jesus [15:25] good story in local paper: link follow: [15:25] http://www.twincities.com/ci_8653837 [15:26] I hope Expelled gets pulled. [15:26] i want to see it [15:26] i hope their sponsors and everybody just pulls the fuck out. [15:27] because if they're responsible they should. because you don't endorse bullshit like this. [15:27] if it's your religion you do [15:27] all the sponcers are religious groups from what i understand [15:28] http://www.twincities.com/ci_8653837 [15:28] Myers and the others were NOT paid for their interviews [15:28] that's why it's hope, not expecation [15:28] dawkisn nice and polite? i saw him personal evisorate a religious nut at the B&N reading in ny [15:28] gmp, according ot myers and dawkins, they were [15:28] also, they were not interviewed by Ben Stein - his questions were patched in [15:28] dawkins doesn't write "those fucking nutjobs" on a blog through [15:28] when can we expect the "Expelled' video game [15:28] I don't think so... the morons that bought into zeitgeist will eat this shit up [15:29] nobody said they were interviewed by ben stein [15:29] I will doublecheck - I thought PZ said they were not paid [15:29] non-prophets gmp is totally trolling [15:29] still not working ... arghh.. it's www.twincities.com/ search PZ [15:29] always assumed Ben Stein was conservative and atheist, like Goldwater, maybe? [15:29] in the movie, Stein is asking the questions [15:29] they make it look like he's talking to the interviewees maybe, but dawkins, myers and the others never gave that impression [15:30] Headlined "Biology prof expelled from screening of 'Expelled'" (twincities.com) [15:30] I think stein is an atheist who thinks we should act religiously [15:30] I think Stein is just full of shit [15:30] who cares is Stein is religious or atheist, he fucking wrong [15:30] well, now, yeah. but i never got that impression before [15:31] gmp watch this video between dawkins and myers http://richarddawkins.net/article,2389,Discussion-on-PZ-Myers-being-expelled-from-Expelled,Richard-Dawkins-PZ-Myers [15:31] stein IS religious. he's been doing the evolution = atheism = naziism thing. [15:32] no intellectual atheist would connect it in that way [15:32] even if paid [15:32] If a doctor starts denying germ theory I hope they lose their job/tenure too [15:33] Stei was Nixons speech writter [15:33] indeed, wxprof [15:33] "Doing the job is all that matters" -- I disagree. Doing the job *well* is also important. [15:33] http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm117/form_and_function/loldawkins.jpg [15:34] lol [15:34] from now on your lolcat voice in your head will be dawkins [15:34] Every one of my atheist pals when hearing about Stein's project immediately assumed he would be on the [15:34] PZ said he got $1,200 [15:34] evolution side [15:35] "a brilliant cientist once found himself craving a snack. He was told yes, you can has cheezburger. And that man's name was pz myers" [15:35] http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/08/im_gonna_be_a_movie_star.php [15:35] Can anyone photoshop a picture of Dawkins gloriousily holding up Ben Stein's severed head? [15:35] done and done [15:35] Going through the motions of teaching a science class without the students actually learning any science is not acceptable, independent of the personal views of the instructor. [15:36] Oh yeah, Easter is tommorrow. Chocolate bunnies, fuck yeah! [15:36] yay for imported english chocolate [15:36] today is national corndog day [15:37] http://i28.tinypic.com/rhq1zk.jpg [15:37] I colored eggs this morning for my mother - I am such a good son [15:37] non-prophets check out that tinypic link [15:37] I'm going to go to the office and do some work tommorrow. Yeah that's right Jesus, I'm gonna work on your holiday! [15:37] lol [15:38] I worked on Christmas day too! [15:38] were u the only one there? [15:38] You gonna stike me down huh? Come on bitch, how you gonna act?! [15:39] * Aerik_ has joined #nonprophets [15:39] No I was not the only one working on Christmas day, the war in Iraq does not stop for Christmas [15:39] my friend has a zombie film fest every year [15:40] dadfadsf [15:40] Touché wxproof [15:40] Holy fuck, AE is going to be on Easter too! How often does Easter fall on Sunday? [15:40] and i go have a steak dinner every good friday [15:40] lol [15:41] I want to catch a pro-life catholic eating an egg sammich during Lent [15:41] well u only have today left to do it [15:41] not an 'egg samwich', but a 'potential chicken sandwich' [15:41] someday i'll nail somebody publicly [15:41] the chicken eggs that we eat are unfertilized [15:41] but I don't know any practicing catholics. [15:42] actualy lent ended yesterday cause isn't 40 days? because this year was a leap year and that would make lent 41 days [15:42] r3d3 but they have so many damn cells, way more than our embryo [15:42] I said SOMEDAY [15:42] none of those cells are ever going to turn into a chicken though [15:43] neither are half of our embryos [15:43] wxproof: http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/tumblingmatt/dawkins.jpg [15:43] ihedenius - what can you do with this pic [15:43] http://www.phespirit.info/pictures/caravaggio/images/p086.jpg [15:43] Ted in Salt Lake, you are my hero [15:43] * Aerik has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [15:43] or image search "john the baptist" and head for a better pic to modify [15:43] * Aerik_ is now known as Aerik [15:44] Ben Stein wears glasses though [15:44] golden mean [15:44] not always, wx [15:44] i didn't do any of the pics I found them in the pharyngula thread [15:44] matt nisbet and dj grothe do that "i compromise so im better than you" shit [15:44] "expelled" thread [15:45] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler's_religious_beliefs [15:45] agnostics=atheist without balls [15:45] according to stephen t colbert [15:45] i agree with colbert [15:45] If he says it it must be true [15:45] what a hero [15:46] true [15:46] Teach the flat-earth controversy! [15:46] so what are y'all gonna do after the show's over [15:46] * Rawr has joined #nonprophets [15:46] meowr [15:46] colbert = catholic [15:46] * Rawr is now known as Guest52415 [15:46] probably play team fortress 2 [15:46] anyone want in? [15:46] im ay as well [15:46] Teach that the light in the refridgerator actually stays on after you shut the door. How do you know it turns off, where you in there? [15:46] I'm going to the gym [15:47] When colbert was on with Richard Dawkins it seemed as if he was sympathetic to his view. Maybe I'm just reading too much into it [15:47] wxproof i've seen what happens when it does stay on -- if there's butter on a top shelf, disaster ensues [15:47] good show guys [15:48] Any agnostics still in the room? [15:48] when is the next show? [15:48] that show was grrrrrrrreat [15:48] Next week [15:48]