Session Start: Sat Nov 29 13:31:18 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:31] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:31] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:31] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Nov 15 13:19:58 [13:31] Stream Servers: [1] http://tinyurl.com/npr001 [2] http://tinyurl.com/npr002 [13:31] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:31] Don't know, they said on last week's Atheist Experience there would be one. If that forum post is true something has changed recently [13:31] Ok...here's the deal: [13:32] No show today. I've been in bed with the flu since about 5pm Thursday. My Thanksgiving sucked, the weekend is ruined. [13:32] Also, no show tomorrow...it's a 5th Sunday and they have special rules and we didn't get our live slot. [13:33] * EebamXela has joined #nonprophets [13:33] Stream Servers: [1] http://tinyurl.com/npr001 [2] http://tinyurl.com/npr002 [13:33] Pass the word around, please. [13:33] what word? [13:33] Okay, we understand. Rest well [13:33] No shows today or tomorrow [13:33] There will be no show this week because Matt is sick [13:33] ok [13:33] Today, I'm still in bed with flu [13:33] i'll pray for you matt [13:33] Tomorrow, the studio isn't reserved [13:34] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [13:34] Sure ya will [13:34] lol [13:34] * mond has joined #nonprophets [13:34] Stream Servers: [1] http://tinyurl.com/npr001 [2] http://tinyurl.com/npr002 [13:34] So, should we still expect to see a new nonprophets in January? [13:34] * Criggster has joined #nonprophets [13:34] Stream Servers: [1] http://tinyurl.com/npr001 [2] http://tinyurl.com/npr002 [13:34] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [13:34] Stream Servers: [1] http://tinyurl.com/npr001 [2] http://tinyurl.com/npr002 [13:34] Well, there will definitely be new shows in January [13:34] howdy people [13:34] But there should be some (or one) before then [13:35] we'll look forward to your return [13:35] We may do NP on the next 2 weekends, if everyone is up for it [13:35] Going back to bed. Thanks for the well wishes [13:35] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Nov 29 13:35:45 2008 Session Start: Sat Dec 06 13:09:55 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:09] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:09] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:09] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Nov 15 13:19:58 [13:09] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:11] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:11] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:11] * mond has quit IRC (mond) [13:12] * mond has joined #nonprophets [13:15] Spread the word...back to back shows, today and next Saturday. The stream is up (but let the re-streamers get a chance to connect before we flood it). No idea if we're starting on time, but we're gonna have some fun, make up for last week's no-show. Plus...Denis gets placed under the microscope [13:15] any chance of streaming on a site like ustream? [13:19] * GizmoIscariot has joined #nonprophets [13:21] Non-Prophets, super! By the way, are the pre-4.13 uploaded anywhere? [13:21] *pre-4.13 episodes [13:41] * Microbiologychick has joined #nonprophets [13:51] * Scott has joined #nonprophets [13:51] where da white women at?! [13:51] :P [13:51] * geekling has joined #nonprophets [13:52] hi geek [13:52] hi guys [13:53] i take it few know of what's happening this week? [13:53] Nope, just plain old hopefullness [13:54] ah, i see. [13:54] Ok, I think everyone is here...setting up [13:55] * Dodgy_Emu has joined #nonprophets [13:55] thanks nps. [13:55] hi emu. [13:55] sweet [13:55] hi [13:55] is there a show today? [13:55] yep. [13:56] and next week. [13:56] excellent [13:56] matt was sick. [13:56] * Criggster has joined #nonprophets [13:56] sup crigg? [13:56] howdy [13:57] slow chat today. [13:58] Yeah. Hope Denis will open with a few asshats so we can get this party started. : - | [13:59] ill bring the egg nog! [13:59] * KenHam has joined #nonprophets [13:59] hi ken [13:59] hiya [14:00] new? [14:00] sort of, I guess. I've been popping in and out here and on the AE IRC channel over at ustream [14:00] welcome anyway. [14:00] thanks :) love the show (both of them). [14:01] as do i [14:01] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [14:01] you're welcome to come to the Creation Museum anytime, too ;) [14:01] *cough* [14:01] jack! hey [14:01] and lo [14:01] i hear buzzing [14:01] Afternoon, Scott! [14:01] * ryandean has joined #nonprophets [14:01] lol* [14:02] 'ey ryan [14:02] Hi Scott [14:03] * ryandean_ has joined #nonprophets [14:03] * ryandean has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [14:05] Anybody not ready? [14:05] We're starting... [14:06] nice! lez go [14:06] hooray! [14:06] woo hoo [14:08] turn it up to 11! [14:08] aw muh gawddd [14:09] BEST OPENING EVER [14:09] * ryandean_ has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:10] Amen Brother Loubet [14:10] * Nesteph has joined #nonprophets [14:10] lol [14:11] no way! we're the TRUE FANS [14:11] tru dat [14:11] or losers [14:11] lol, not i [14:11] we're true loser fans [14:11] amen ra! [14:11] only because those godless sodomites wrecked my association with the Cincinatti Zoo [14:11] lol [14:11] yes we are the real fans [14:12] I think Matt was feeling a little guilty about last week. A little hangover from the christian days. [14:13] lol [14:13] repent! *flails* [14:13] yay, maybe they can go national! [14:14] yes hopefully [14:14] if only [14:14] *pipe dream* [14:14] lol [14:14] mmm, pipe [14:14] a festivus for the rest of us [14:15] i just saw that ep [14:15] pimp daddy matt [14:15] he does [14:15] werd [14:15] There were at least 30 at ETSU atheist social night [14:15] Just got off the phone--we got a live show today? [14:15] lol [14:16] haha [14:16] ll cool dennis [14:16] Yes, we're live [14:16] Denis is telling his story today :) [14:17] Excellent! [14:17] * PopeMolestusXXX has joined #nonprophets [14:17] when did you start hating god, Denis? [14:17] am I finally in the Non Prophets live chat?? [14:17] im a recovering catholic ;) [14:17] yep! [14:17] hi pope [14:17] sounds like it, woo!! [14:18] Hello, my child. Won't you sit on my lap and tell me your sins? [14:18] i seek priests out, baby [14:19] <--- was a scout [14:19] You and your sodding roman popery. Come to the Creation Museum and see what the real God can do. [14:19] <--the guy behind this SN is an eagle scout...my name is actually engraved in concrete at the church I grew up in....still need to take a picture before they cover it up [14:20] longtime xtian ir? [14:20] sir* [14:20] may the christian lord guide my hand against you roman popery [14:21] Lord Jesus, we ask you to come again. Yes, Lord. Come again, all over our faces. [14:21] oh my. [14:21] * KenHam almost converted in his pants [14:21] i first questioned at 9. i wasn't labeling myself atheist until a few months ago. [14:22] may the heat of your love cum down upon us [14:22] Scott: yay! I also never really fell for any of the nonsense [14:22] Praise God, Ken Ham. Let me annoint you with some holy lube [14:22] manna from heaven...from dick [14:23] Scott: they got to me a bit through friends, and I had some weird guilt about sex with my first girlfriend, but I never bought the supernatural stuff. [14:23] so, I had all the guilt, none of the benefits. heh. [14:23] * geekling has left #nonprophets [14:23] lol [14:24] i agree with shilling [14:24] i love his thinking [14:24] taste but down swallow [14:24] Can't promise that I'll be completely paying attention or get to the questions, but if you have questions, feel free to speak up [14:24] heh [14:24] don't8 [14:25] Just curious, if anybody here was in Austin on Halloween, did you guys see the "Christian demonstrators" on 6th? [14:26] which one of the guys works in gaming [14:26] did you guys ever have cycles of believing? i went catholic, agnostic, catholic, agnostic, new age, agnostic, then finally atheist [14:26] how long has Denis been with the ACA, and what originally motivated Denis him to join? [14:26] Jeff Dee [14:26] Munchkin [14:26] er. scratch that second Denis [14:26] Denis is an illustrator, isn't he? [14:27] i think that's Jeff [14:27] Or is it Jeff? I don't know. [14:27] Scott: agnostic, protestant-ish, agnostic, "wiccan" (heh), agnostic, atheist [14:27] Atheist all the way. [14:28] mbop: *envy* [14:28] lol [14:28] the emperor has no clothes [14:29] I was Catholic 22yrs.~> Non-religious Theist for about a year~> Atheist. [14:29] What about everyone else here? [14:29] PopeMolestusXXX: what drove you to leave the catholic church? [14:29] Raised a catholic, never believed apart from when I was very young. [14:30] * haunter259 has joined #nonprophets [14:30] it was made of wooD! [14:30] matt: i stole three [14:30] :D [14:30] * pops has joined #nonprophets [14:30] and we had to walk uphill both ways to use it! [14:30] i was catholic until i was about 10 or 11, then i was an atheist, although i didn't call myself one [14:31] The ATHEIST internet! [14:31] the atheinet? [14:31] Everyone knows that.. The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn. Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn. [14:31] Long story...basically after becomming somewhat skeptical, I returned to my hometown church to get back into my faith.....whatever sermon I heard made me sick to my stomache...it seemed to contradict the Jesus that said not to judge people and help others. [14:31] best sellers of all time 1. Bible 2.quotations from chairman mao 5. watchmen [14:31] * pops has quit IRC (pops) [14:32] * NeutronJack is skeptical of that list. [14:32] * pops has joined #nonprophets [14:32] i remember going to church, but never felt "the holy spirit" [14:32] * pops is now known as zentrout [14:32] good [14:32] It's clear that Watchmen is #1! [14:32] agreed [14:32] <~Was a believer, went to "healing services" as well, but never "felt the spirit". [14:33] Silk Spectre II ... hmmm. [14:33] Is Jeff ever gonna return? [14:33] I never believed, but I used to go to church on christmas eve up until a few years ago when I started interpreting what they we're saying and couldn't stop my self from laughing out loud. [14:33] doubtful mond [14:33] imo [14:34] heh [14:34] anyone here from the UK/ROI? [14:34] good news! my 11 y/o cousin doesnt pray at family events [14:34] Yeh, [14:34] Mbop, I remember going to my first wedding after becomming an atheist...the first reading was from Genesis 2 (eve coming form a rib), I'm glad I was sitting in the back because I started laughing [14:35] lol [14:35] wtf [14:35] contrats, Scott [14:35] ty ty [14:35] lol [14:35] So. In GTA IV, one of the motor bikes makes a really awesome sound - especially when one has ones 3200W sound system turned well up.. [14:35] who wants Religous jokes?? [14:36] i do , i do! [14:36] meeee [14:36] go for it [14:36] K, I made this one up.....What did Joseph say when he found out about the Immaculate Conception? [14:36] i give up [14:36] what [14:36] "Hooooly FUCK!!!" [14:36] i like it [14:36] lol [14:37] hah [14:37] k, I made this one up, too......What did Moses use to part the Red Sea?? [14:37] wha [14:37] the greatness of jeff [14:37] the Immaculate Conception was actually mary's Conception, not jesus' [14:37] a "God Damn" [14:37] perfect [14:37] ...lol [14:38] i hate bolieans [14:38] i have a problem with the borg [14:38] (didn't make this one up)....How do you get a woman to go to church? [14:38] Booleans? [14:38] how wishy washy [14:39] Tell her there's a guy there that's hung like THIS *spread arms as if crucified* [14:39] that's rich [14:39] who lucifer [14:39] btw, there will be blood is awesome [14:39] yes, cool movie [14:39] daniel day lewis [14:40] he's nuts [14:40] I'm pissed off in advance [14:40] *pregrr* [14:40] do it matt [14:40] lol [14:41] amen ra! [14:41] aye [14:41] I'm not pissed off. [14:41] It's like when those Hare Krishna morons try to represent all of us vegetarians. Ack! [14:41] lol...cool robes [14:41] Debating theist is mostly a non-issue in norway because it's so rare you stumble upon one. [14:42] * Sanguines has joined #nonprophets [14:42] good matt i can feel your anger [14:42] sang! [14:42] hi [14:42] Foolish Atheists Revisited! [14:42] Hey! =) [14:42] We're all foolish!! (aparently) [14:43] the bible being full of crap is irrelevant to my atheism [14:43] ecclesiastes is great btw [14:43] silence matt speaks [14:43] lol [14:43] Pope Matt [14:43] yes sir [14:44] Dillahunty the 1st [14:44] he needs a big hat with a Bohr atom model on it. [14:44] "You can't prove that he didn't exist, so HE DID!" [14:44] Pope don't use there given names. What would Matts pope name be? [14:45] probability ftw [14:45] PissedOff the First? [14:45] Mant the Bald? [14:45] Pope's use a former saint's name, so we'd need atheist saints first [14:45] Dawinius maximus [14:45] Sagan the first [14:45] Man am I glad Daniel Day Lewis doesn't have a day of his own. [14:45] Radomius Chancious. [14:46] cherry tree [14:46] but matt...look at the trees! [14:46] heh. [14:46] Scott++ [14:46] yay [14:46] Logicus Thinkus [14:46] WHO created the universe? [14:47] I saw George Washington make a dead cherrry tree rise from the dead. [14:47] Harrius Potterus Latinus [14:47] harry potter is an atheist? [14:47] mond: seuss [14:47] lol, no [14:47] Matt in a hat [14:48] potter books use pseudo latin for spells [14:48] footupray comftus assus [14:48] big mclargehuge [14:49] fucklore [14:49] hey, i'm from minnesota. this is crushing me [14:49] this is the biggest ox i've ever seen [14:50] Johnny Appleseed? I've seen an appleseed, he MUST have existed. [14:50] but the passion was real! [14:50] (appletrees, rather) [14:51] nothing [14:51] appolonius was the true savior [14:52] he tasted better than jesus too [14:52] notice in essentially every mel gibson film, it's violent/involving injury to a masochistic degree [14:52] get down do you [14:52] yes does he [14:52] built a scourge [14:53] gave bad advice [14:54] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar_k8JjVWQA [14:55] news yay [14:55] hope they have a plan B [14:55] i dont [14:55] >:) [14:56] Kentucky is fucked [14:56] Plan B is pray to alah when the Plan A doesn't work. [14:56] lol [14:56] that oughtta work [14:56] shilling rocks [14:56] oh man, the spin doctors will have a field day with that one [14:56] wheres thad [14:57] i would drink a lot of bourbon if i lived in KY [14:57] agreed [14:57] punitive for stupidity [14:58] wow nice [14:58] theism made me panic [14:58] :P [14:58] Don't Panic [14:58] 42? [14:59] yeah the answer is 42 [14:59] look at missouri's bills matt [14:59] you can take the country out of the god but you can't take the god out of the country [14:59] scary theocracy shit [15:00] give max a mic [15:00] you all love big brother [15:00] Can max say asshat yet? [15:00] One nation, under Canada, above Mexico, Independent...... [15:01] i wonder if these lawmakers know they're going to get sued. like, no publicity is bad publicity when you're pandering [15:01] yeah say more asshat not even drunk yet [15:02] oh no, conversation! [15:02] run! [15:02] I had to srtart drinking without help from any asshats. [15:02] your spelling is a testiment to that [15:02] we're an hour in already? o.0 [15:02] No, I.. isn't [15:03] testament? [15:03] touche sir [15:04] Think my spelling is mostly a testament to my not being from a english speaking country. [15:04] Testinmeat [15:04] chitlins? [15:04] tripe? [15:04] hot sauce [15:05] o'reilly bait [15:06] They were just baptizing the sign....in the ditch [15:06] * EebamXela has joined #nonprophets [15:06] lol [15:06] alright, you can stop worrying.... i'm here [15:06] phew [15:06] what time did they start today? [15:06] 2 cst [15:06] there shouldn't be mixed feelings [15:06] ok so about an hour so far [15:07] yup [15:07] sweet [15:07] we could drink when they say fuck too. [15:07] agreed denis good point [15:07] or fuck, zen [15:07] so who here agree's with Toby Keith that if you believe in the separation of church and state you should be decapitated? [15:08] futk [15:08] falk [15:08] columbo [15:08] Just one more question, ma'am ... [15:08] lol [15:08] I saw that on Colbert, Xela [15:08] we 'll stick a boot in his ass [15:08] i love columbo [15:08] (his Christmas special). [15:08] reason ftw [15:08] i thought his xmas special sucked cock so hard [15:08] wow. [15:09] thats bad zela? [15:09] xela* [15:09] imo, yes [15:09] then you arent a dude [15:09] drink! [15:10] Jeff is a contrarian [15:12] shilling stop giving the enemy an inch man come on [15:12] i love learning about hell [15:12] or the lack thereof [15:13] i live there [15:13] its kinda nice [15:13] warm? [15:13] really fun people to talk to\ [15:13] a littl [15:13] its cooling off [15:13] heat is leaking to the surface [15:13] just have to dress down [15:13] Matts Mic is crackling [15:14] don't complain about the sound. he hates that [15:14] Just letting him know. It aint a complaint. [15:15] on about half of the podcasts that i have, the people always have the volume of the caller a lot lower than the hosts [15:15] matt says stuff which sounds so obvious but puts it well. like "yea, i didn't look at it that way" [15:15] drink! [15:15] what's the word of the day? [15:15] i say "fuck" [15:15] how bout "xtian"? [15:15] i don't think i got a second on the motion however [15:16] christian [15:16] DRINK! [15:16] : - / My term paper i getting harder and harder the more I drink. [15:17] it bugs me when people actively search out a religion for them, as if whatever they arbitrarily choose is instantly true [15:17] i did that, [15:17] cosmic moral relativism [15:17] i went with tarot cards [15:17] then i was all like... wait a second [15:17] these dont work [15:17] *throw* [15:17] i did similar things xela [15:18] i'm going to try and catch the tv show. is that tomorrow? [15:18] Yup. [15:18] at 4:30 cst [15:18] technical requirements? [15:18] a streaming app [15:19] Yep [15:19] vlc? [15:19] not sure [15:19]