Session Start: Sat Nov 01 13:56:22 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:56] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:56] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:56] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Oct 18 13:34:19 [13:56] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:56] Yeah, eh, CH [13:56] yay [13:56] how's the weather in old Edmunton? or is it new Edmunton? [13:56] AH [13:56] ach, the all-seeing eye! [13:56] Welcome NPs [13:56] still warm without snow, eh [13:56] We're getting your rain, eh. [13:56] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [13:56] Fredericton? [13:56] Here in LA eh [13:57] NJ! eh [13:57] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:57] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:57] eh, eh? [13:57] A, eh, ay! [13:57] Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeboy, eh? [13:57] Neutron EH [13:57] ah, eh, ih, oh, uh [13:57] I'm rapidly running out of Canadian "eh"s [13:58] Tim Horton's, eh! [13:58] you can never run out of canadian eh's. [13:58] then have a nice Canadian beer, eh [13:58] I'm out of Canadian beer eh. I only have san diego beer eh [13:58] I love Molson Canadian [13:58] Why is it that, whenever people from the US make fun of Canadians, they don't mention poutine or Tim Horton's... [13:58] the week stuff, not the 5% stuff [13:59] im in stl. budweiser. not technically beer. [13:59] I've never tried poutine ... [13:59] right on, scott [13:59] its tasty as expected of gravy fries and cheese [13:59] cheese covered french fries [13:59] I have the last two of a sixer of Red Trolley [13:59] damn you cultured awesome people [13:59] Oh, I know what it is, just never tried it [14:00] They're just as Canadian as tuques and "eh." [14:00] * outercow has joined #nonprophets [14:00] I like poutine and TH's coffee. :D [14:00] poutine and ovaltine? related? [14:00] o.0 [14:00] i never go to TH [14:00] Time Horton's is everywhere in Canada, even out does Starbucks [14:00] How about poutine in ovaltine? [14:01] well ... [14:01] is the stream live? [14:01] I just checked -- not yet [14:01] not yet [14:01] stream! [14:01] Stream is up [14:01] cream? [14:01] Please let the stream expanders (Sanguine and FTR) get connected before you flood it. [14:01] got me a np stream [14:02] We'll be starting in a few minutes [14:02] * Dharma has quit IRC (Dharma) [14:02] we're holding you to that NPs [14:03] Quomodo "stream" latine dicitur... [14:03] the world is holding its breat until Nov 4. Will we get Obama or McCain? [14:03] i expect a mant today [14:03] I have already voted [14:03] i voted last week. whee. [14:03] two weeks ago [14:03] nice [14:03] * WoodrowWoodpecker has joined #nonprophets [14:04] there we go. Had to reload the feed [14:04] across the hall from my office [14:04] absentee ballotee [14:04] * dryice_ has joined #nonprophets [14:04] If Obama wins, Canada will be more conservative than the US [14:04] well, then fix it eh? [14:04] LOL, CH! [14:04] we have an evangelical prime minister [14:04] Sang are your feeds up now? [14:05] * dryice has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:05] tell your PM to rack off [14:05] * dryice_ is now known as dryice [14:05] frack off? [14:05] what about piping the audio to a site like ustream or similar site? [14:05] Like a frackin' cracker? [14:05] whatever applies [14:05] appletini? [14:05] he is ok, he does not mix his wackiness with his job [14:05] what ever is good for the goose [14:06] or is he a gosling? [14:06] a gnostic [14:06] Sauce, goose, gander. [14:06] low heat [14:07] * Diaphanus is a computer geek [14:07] should get that receipe from Bourdain [14:07] danger, danger will robinson [14:07] * homekevin has joined #nonprophets [14:08] Hm... I don't hear anything. [14:08] hi kev [14:08] same here, Diaphanus [14:08] birds are going ape shit crazy outside, must be a hawk nearby [14:08] just a hum [14:08] they need to start first i imagine [14:08] Is there no sound yet>? [14:08] heard some sound a minute ago but i'm now hearing "The Sounds of Silence" [14:08] I hear the hum. [14:08] mic check [14:08] yeah i hear a hum [14:08] Ah [14:08] Silence is deafening. [14:08] ho hum ho hum. [14:08] NP, play some tunes [14:08] Ok...the feed is full [14:09] nice [14:09] Is anyone connected on Sanguines' repeating feeds. [14:09] ! [14:09] I need to know if they're up [14:09] God is blocking the stream [14:09] * K_Nielsen has joined #nonprophets [14:09] God hasa a blockage? [14:09] cant get connected to feeds [14:09] lol [14:09] Hello everyone ... [14:09] * jer has joined #nonprophets [14:09] i don [14:09] god needs a laxative [14:09] Haven't seen a URL for any other feeds. [14:09] Good needs heaven strength laxitive [14:09] Hi KN [14:09] First time on the channel ... [14:09] welcome [14:09] ah ha! [14:09] Salve! [14:09] hi k [14:09] Long time listener. :-) [14:09] tI don't know how to connect to Sanguines' feed [14:10] Well, I'd rather not start until those repeating feeds are up... [14:10] welcome K [14:10] Thank you very much! [14:10] Um, if for some reason his stuff doesn't come up, http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg I believe works [14:10] no prob! [14:10] The NPs are in show prep [14:10] You should hear if you connect to that, zombo.com [14:10] If a few of you could jump out to Gizmo's feed, that'd be great [14:10] * Kazim has joined #nonprophets [14:10] Joining from Denmark here, by the way. [14:11] Hey all you people in chat room land. [14:11] * Non-Prophets sets mode: +o Kazim [14:11] Hey there! [14:11] welcome Denmark [14:11] hello! [14:11] spread the word [14:11] Welcome, K [14:11] I finally got a chance to listen to your lecture, great work. [14:11] Mine? [14:11] Yeah [14:11] Kazim, thank you! [14:11] I'm gonna go ahead and get started at 2:15. We don't want to postpone for ever [14:11] * Canadian_hoser is now known as Canadian_Hussein_Hoser [14:11] Thanks... [14:11] LOL [14:11] i'm on GizmoIscariot's feed [14:11] Do you hear zombo.com? [14:11] a canadian terrorist, eh? [14:11] yes [14:11] yes [14:12] lol ok [14:12] Hussein the Hoser eh? [14:12] Nonprophetae mihi placent ergo eos audire opto. [14:12] I love this website. [14:12] He's a Muslim, string im up. [14:12] hey, we are all Hussein up here [14:12] Im on giz's [14:12] I'm afraid I'm not bringing any cartoons to the table, but hey. :-) [14:12] lol [14:12] Ok, enough of zombo [14:12] thanks [14:12] we trade with cuba up here you know [14:12] lol [14:12] my wife was looking at me funny [14:12] Russel has Hussein as his middle Facebook name [14:12] I just wanted to make sure you heard it. [14:12] My wife almost always looks at me funny. [14:13] ;-) [14:13] I set my name to Hussein on Facebook... [14:13] we must be terrorists [14:13] thanks giz [14:13] every time somebody asks I refer them to the nytimes article [14:13] Hey, so is there a problem with the normal stream location? And in the zombo.com-playing link a working alternate? [14:13] I did too, you inpired me Russel [14:13] http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/29/us/politics/29hussein.html [14:13] that'll earn you a manila envelope in the deepest darkest CIA files [14:13] cool, I'm proud. [14:13] * Danis has joined #nonprophets [14:13] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg for those that need a feed to hop on [14:13] I already have one. [14:14] My new midle name got me a lot of laughs [14:14] heh [14:14] heh eh [14:14] harr [14:14] * J_R_X palms his face [14:14] now you see it... [14:15] mmm nmmm pmmht [14:15] Starting! [14:15] * Christian has joined #nonprophets [14:15] Meow! YAY! [14:15] 19:15 [14:15] woot! [14:15] i think I have the stream running in iTunes, not sure [14:15] wootanime girls! [14:15] allow for the 90 second delay [14:15] still just a hum here [14:15] hi christian [14:15] its starts [14:15] Hum got louder. [14:15] different hum now [14:15] here we go [14:15] Is this the usual turnout for people in the NPR channel? Seems rather cozy, actually. [14:15] yeah, music [14:15] lol yeah the hum did get louder. [14:15] Hey Scott - good to see you. [14:15] Musics. I hear them. [14:15] Now music [14:15] Intro music now (Alan Parsons?) [14:15] actually good number [14:16] audio [14:16] Hello everyone, this is my first time here and my first time listening live (once it starts). I'm a Seattle atheist, and a big fan of the TV show. [14:16] same [14:16] 30 according to my count [14:16] Ooh, nice. [14:16] makes me want to disco. [14:16] welcome homekevin [14:16] Hi homekevin [14:16] welcome man [14:16] I'm from Fredericton New Brunswick, eh. [14:16] I got my ACA newsletter. [14:16] Hi homekevin [14:16] Seattle dropping in [14:16] what's your stream limit, GizmoIscariot? [14:16] * claytonj has joined #nonprophets [14:17] I like that this place is international [14:17] me too [14:17] Edmonton, Alberta [14:17] In theory, nothing [14:17] Im diong it from my main machine. [14:17] Oh right, do I have to mention I'm an atheist? Goes without saying ... heh heh. [14:17] lol [14:17] I have nothing coming through [14:17] godless heathen. [14:17] woohoo [14:17] Thank go you are an atheist [14:17] Remember Remember the first of November [14:17] Athei excellentes sunt! [14:18] should i hear something? [14:18] the treason the gunpowder and plot [14:18] yes you should [14:18] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg [14:18] denis, i love you [14:18] prove i dont [14:18] Denis is great. Eh. [14:18] eh! [14:18] He sure is. Eh. [14:18] Ding! Ding! All aboard the atheist bus. Destination--->Reality. Calling at at logic and reason. [14:18] I like his 1930's radio announcer persona [14:18] Prove that the proof may be proved. [14:19] * ray has joined #nonprophets [14:19] The Logic and Reason Express is now departing the station [14:19] Dennis does a great job on the introes. [14:19] no vagrants! [14:19] i agree the 1930's was the best. [14:19] * Morrissey has joined #nonprophets [14:19] They are excellent people. [14:19] If I can assume 2+2 = 5, I think I can prove those things. [14:19] was there another feed that I might be able to listen to? [14:19] No theyre not [14:19] homekevin, for large values of 2. [14:19] My bank doesn't buy my math so what not? [14:19] Once you've established that, HK, everything make sense. [14:19] or why not [14:19] makes sense. [14:20] AH, the Hell House [14:20] Is anyone not able to connect? [14:20] nutn [14:20] Heck House. [14:20] Limbo house [14:20] Matt didn't go to hell house? [14:20] Lame-o house [14:20] limbo house sounds like more fun. [14:20] nope [14:20] No, I had stuff to do for the Texas Freethought Convention [14:20] I'm in ok [14:20] well i cant connect looks like im sol [14:20] Ah [14:20] I am now able to connect on the main feed [14:20] 4.5 hours???? [14:20] i thought we were automatons [14:20] omg [14:20] :( [14:20] 4.5 hour wait - no way [14:20] I went to Blizzcon and it had stupid lines :/ [14:20] rizen, did you try GizmoIscariot's stream? [14:21] Rizen...what are you trying to connect with...and what address? [14:21] ripoff [14:21] check out the blog...russell wrote about it [14:21] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg [14:21] Fook a duck. 4.5 hours for 30 mins [14:21] itunes [14:21] http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [14:21] Worked for me [14:21] click the link. iTunes should reload it fine [14:21] I can't connect [14:21] usually works ive tryed the main and the other feed [14:21] I can offer no help with itunes...itunes is teh evilz [14:21] The main stream is full [14:21] LOL [14:22] Bill Shatner is the greatest actor ever [14:22] Im actually listening to it from itunes ;p [14:22] Amen Canada :) [14:22] Which people who are on my stream are also listening through Itunes ;p [14:22] Sounds like Spanish soaps? [14:22] * NeutronJack is listening to http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg [14:22] Canadia! [14:22] Who Get Winamp [14:22] "i have something to tell you" never turns out to be a good thing [14:22] im pre! [14:22] Itunes here [14:22] VLC here [14:22] Maybe hell is bland [14:22] I'm on the main feed [14:22] iTunes [14:22] Blandnest is hell. [14:22] i could hvae just used itunes? fuck i downloaded realplayer [14:23] :D:D [14:23] i use vlc [14:23] hate realplayer [14:23] i do too [14:23] Ha ha - you hace real player! :) [14:23] me too [14:23] you have REAL? i didn;t know that shite was still around [14:23] Nobody dies? Oh noes! [14:23] any nudy scenes at Hell House??? [14:23] * godlessfather uses mplayer [14:23] blasphemy [14:23] noodie? [14:23] meeting people online is clearl evil and slutty. [14:23] clearly. [14:23] * Mario is using Berrytunes2.5 on my BB8830 to listen [14:23] myspace is clearly evil [14:24] Clearly [14:24] transparently [14:24] positively [14:24] Absolutely [14:24] better stick to Facebook [14:24] opaquely. [14:24] I saw a nearly identical story recently... [14:24] Try MyFace - much more moral. [14:24] fuck social networks [14:24] He just wanted to say "hello" to her. [14:24] anyone here down for some consentual rape? [14:24] dry, you stole mine ;) [14:24] reaaallllly closely [14:24] godspace [14:24] apologies [14:25] Godspace LOL :D [14:25] Stealing is against god, dry. :) [14:25] i demand cake sir [14:25] http://godspace.com/ [14:25] god is cool with rape and murder [14:25] that cake is a lie [14:25] Steal from the 12 Apostles [14:25] :D [14:25] (ma'am) [14:25] ah well if i cant get it ill jsut listen later [14:25] Cake or death? [14:25] wouldn't you be coveting ppl on godspace? [14:25] oh [14:25] that's called trickle down theft [14:25] Good looking? [14:25] omg, sorry [14:25] lol [14:25] I'll take the Death please [14:25] i have some rumcake. i can ship it. [14:26] nice, thanks [14:26] omg is against god, too, Scott. :| [14:26] http://www.progressivepuppy.com/the_progressive_puppy/2008/10/in-texas-hell-house-girl-deserved-rape.html [14:26] * lil has joined #nonprophets [14:26] oh my shit? [14:26] wt... [14:26] LOL at the girl. [14:26] That's better. :) [14:26] sweet lord that is awesome. she did deserve it. [14:26] good [14:26] lol [14:26] Happy Caturday, fellow heathens :D [14:26] wrist up the ass? [14:26] CATURDAY? YAY! [14:26] I didn't inhale. [14:26] better than morphine??? [14:26] Post some frackin' cats! [14:26] noooo [14:27] morphine is fabulous [14:27] this is the cancer thats killing the nonprophets [14:27] their 8 ball told them so? [14:27] wasn't there a cheech & chong skit: "I used to be messed up on drugs. Then i found the lord. Now I'm messed up on the lord" [14:27] good buzz, too bad I only get it when something really hurts [14:27] lol.. woodrow - haven't heard that one but very true. [14:27] yep - messed up on the lord [14:28] messed on the lord too [14:28] why not just a few tokes of pot eh? [14:28] its on the first album [14:28] as a monist, i try not to scre with my brain. I think dualists would make sense if they did all the drugs they wanted. [14:28] screw [14:28] Heaven is where you can do all the drugs you want without any consequences [14:28] They should go through the "pray" door, actually pray, and point out that nothing is happening. [14:29] Heaven is therefore overrated. [14:29] They won't even clip your wings? [14:29] i got morphine after a 6 1/2 spinal fusion. i did my time. :D [14:29] *hour [14:29] ouch [14:29] morphine for a biopsy [14:29] in heaven - everything is fffine... [14:29] I hate this chat and listen experience, you cannot concentrate to any of them [14:29] Nice! [14:29] Nice! [14:29] Heaven is where all the boring ppl go, Hell is filled with all the ppl you would want to party with [14:29] what kind ray [14:29] After reading Russell's blog post about it I was wishing someone had grabbed one of the god pledge sheets - I'm sooo curious what that crap said. [14:29] Best I ever got was a super tylenol for passing a kidneystone [14:29] er, canadian [14:30] :P [14:30] Eh, Canadian. [14:30] and a bill for 4 grand [14:30] hey hey hey. stop criticizing guys who act gay it's awesome. [14:30] no health care for me [14:30] "These are the best people I've ever hung out with in a lake of fire - totally awesome - 4 stars!" [14:30] I lost them [14:30] heh [14:30] Ass-slapping is good ol' family-friendly fun. [14:30] or else i'll start criticizing girls who act gay, and you don't want that do you? [14:30] NO [14:30] Jeebus? [14:30] please no [14:30] =\ [14:31] acting gay is unavoidable [14:31] And mormon underwear? [14:31] gay mormon underwear? [14:31] well, that is just right out. [14:31] Auuuuuuugh! Damn housemate yakking to me about the fridge and interrupting my Non-Prophets time. Grah! [14:31] ive been to a mormon service [14:31] Incidentally, I was raised mormon. [14:31] Seriously - I feel like I need to do some drugs to make sense of the last page of chat.. lol. [14:31] I got out before I got to the magical underwear phase. [14:31] er? [14:31] sorry kev [14:31] * Kazim has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:32] Evil lesbian vampire, maybe? [14:32] <-- is an evil lesbian vampire [14:32] awesome [14:32] Can lesbian vampires BE evil..? [14:32] I like lesbian vampires. [14:32] Evil ones. [14:32] no but they can be goth and therefore gay [14:32] lesbian vamps only bit women [14:32] If they're lesbian vampires aren't they gay goth or not..? :) [14:32] Depends on which way your mop flops. It's like a combination of all of the worst things. Lesbian (obvious), vampire (also obvious), and evil. [14:32] Sure, but I can watch. Maybe. [14:32] So, technically, we're double evil. [14:32] Scott: No problem. Did the service seem bizarre to you? It seems so tame to me, but I was raised with it. And I haven't been to one in many years. [14:33] its dividing by zero [14:33] * rudeboy checks his mop [14:33] or, I suppose triple evil. [14:33] it was very lame [14:33] HA! [14:33] heaven without sex.... eek. [14:33] Yeah, mormon services are boring. [14:33] tame...whatever [14:33] Heaven? a new game? [14:33] probably a rework of left behind? [14:33] is it an MMORPG? XD [14:34] "let's try again, no one will notice..." [14:34] hey, im a recording catholic. that's boring [14:34] Didn't CS Lewis talk about heaven being like sex? [14:34] * buzzard has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:34] recovering* [14:34] MORONRPG [14:34] nice one J_R_X [14:34] 0.0078. omg. XD [14:34] I just started dating a Catholic girl. :\ [14:34] a second and third installment of the second coming? [14:34] first person, omnicient shooter game [14:35] hm. last I checked, Circuit City was down to 35 cents a share [14:35] all head shots [14:35] boom. [14:35] so if you have a CC gift card, use it soon [14:35] Circuit City sucks. [14:35] AE is now streaming live [14:35] agreed [14:35] it is? i am in love with technology. [14:35] HEy NP, URL to AE please [14:36] The intertubes rule! [14:36] omg, byob lolz [14:36] Intarwebs! [14:36] :P [14:36] Oh, I didn't know that! [14:36] my tubes rule .... me [14:36] I love tech, too - nobody digs gadgets more than me, but CC is overpriced and homogenized. it's like the Disney of geekdom. [14:36] i agree. it's the best i have nearby me though. The nearest fry's is over an hour away. [14:36] 20:36 in Denmark right nok ... which is ok. [14:36] Go Russell! [14:36] brb fridge stuff. [14:37] 21:36 IN LATVIA [14:37] * looking forward to russell as host * [14:37] Yeah, Russell! [14:37] pffft - Matt has no family [14:37] lol [14:37] st. charles ftw [14:37] Yeah - I'm looking forward to that - I hope the video works tomorrow. [14:37] well now you've pressured her into agreeing [14:38] Aw, I forgot the show started when it did. [14:38] Are you in St. Chuck, Scott..? [14:38] I'll just catch the final version then. <.< [14:38] "where did god touch you?" [14:38] :D [14:38] anus [14:38] * Kazim has joined #nonprophets [14:38] Am I back now? [14:38] Damn flaky wireless connection [14:38] yes [14:38] You're back. [14:38] yes [14:39] yes Arnold [14:39] we all congratulated you. [14:39] Thanks [14:39] I'm in O'Fallon. [14:39] Hm, I don't know who Jen is. I'm still about a year behind on the AE archives. [14:39] Congladuration [14:39] how about a URL to the AE stream? [14:39] She's new [14:39] florissant here [14:39] you have completed a good game. [14:39] she did a show on circumcision a while ago which I disagreed with :) [14:39] go now and rest our heroes. [14:39] A winner is us. [14:39] but I don't know that it will come up [14:39] Kazim: I miss your sister on the show. [14:39] * buzzard has joined #nonprophets [14:40] I'll pass that on. [14:40] over the internet highfive. diaphanus [14:40] LOL! [14:40] dole [14:40] Can I just take this time to thank the Non-Prophets for all their great work? It's a great show, as is the Atheist Experience. I'm doing my part to pointing people to the ACA broadcasts ... [14:40] http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-atheist-experience [14:40] I know Keryn has been off for a while, but since I'm way behind it seems recent. [14:40] thank you Christian [14:41] starving kids deserve to starve. it's god's will. [14:41] Ohhh! [14:41] My pleasure - I have mad Google-Fu and I like to show off like that. :) [14:41] oh noes [14:41] D&D is EVIL! [14:41] I play D&D every wed [14:41] I must be evil [14:41] * J_R_X is making a nice cup of coffee [14:41] gawd? no wonder I'm starving ... [14:41] EEEEVvviiiillll [14:41] You're in this chat room, Giz - you were evil already. [14:41] I have to wait for that guy I'd be dead [14:41] lol yeah true [14:41] Love coffee. Coffeum amo. [14:41] But see, im double evil [14:41] gay-mer...subliminal [14:41] Christian's Children's Fund?? Sweet! When do I get the checks?? [14:41] should have used the money to buy hookers for D&D players [14:41] chaotic/evil [14:41] I play D&D, im an atheist and a liberal in Southern California in a somewhat conservative city ;p [14:42] "come to the dark side, we have cookies" [14:42] which city, gizmo? [14:42] ahaha...need that shirt [14:42] Gizmoi, I'm with you until the living in SoCal part [14:42] I'm in a blood red state in a deep scarlet county in a blue blue state. [14:42] Riverside [14:42] er.. not state - house [14:42] Ah, about one hour east of me [14:42] Is there any rational (heh) basis for the "D&D is evil" claim? [14:42] No [14:42] It has demons referenced. [14:42] Demons = evil [14:42] My mom thought so - I had to go dumpster diving for my D&D stuff once a week at a minimum. [14:42] homekevin, it promotes magic and witchcraft [14:42] missouri = misery [14:43] Therefore, D&D is evil [14:43] I found a dead guy in my basement yesterday. Where is your god now? [14:43] It seems like it's just something someone claimed, and they've run with it. [14:43] Or if you believe Jack Chick, it promotes magic that is real [14:43] role playing the use of magic attracts demons to you! [14:43] Oh yeah! [14:43] i think that one person is assuming the role of god, was the argument against it. [14:43] Isn't Chuck Heston dead??? [14:43] Yeah, that makes some sense Mario. [14:43] golden bowl? does it flush? [14:43] y, chuckie died of oldtimer's disease [14:43] idol worship! [14:43] bull [14:43] oh bull [14:44] stop touching that bull! [14:44] Idol worship is totally OK now! [14:44] there is a church billboard near my house that was renouncing the Harry Potter books [14:44] oh! [14:44] lol blue [14:44] Heh heh, cool! [14:44] And dryice wins the race of the bad jokes, rudeboy takes a close second. [14:44] :[ [14:44] But only if they're an American Idol. [14:44] lol! [14:44] campbell brown? [14:44] Idle worship? [14:44] the only bull they like is the excrement [14:44] |_|} [14:44] Billy Idle? [14:44] no more jokes - stick to the hate speech [14:44] Bad Idle in my car? [14:44] accepts! [14:44] Eh? Wot?! [14:44] BS! [14:44] Thank you Captain Sensible [14:45] That makes NO sense to me. [14:45] lol what? [14:45] Thats false. [14:45] Has to be [14:45] I was actually looking for a golden calf idol to buy online. No luck. [14:45] I said, Captain; he said, WOT? [14:45] :P [14:45] * FederalD has joined #nonprophets [14:45] as if the resurrection of jebus cripes isn't pseudoscience [14:45] Yeah [14:45] * Morrissey has quit IRC (Morrissey) [14:45] did you guys hear about Liz Dole's attack on an oppnent for senate in NC? [14:45] Ugh, rudeboy - that song played on a nearly continuous loop in my HS shoe sales days... :) [14:45] good day everyone [14:45] I am heavily into homeopathic medicine, I drink a lot of tap water [14:46] * rudeboy decides to forget the pop culture references [14:46] Mario: Oh, yeah. Utter crap. [14:46] I saw bigfoot riding a unicorn being beamed aboard a UFO. [14:46] No no no ... critical thinking, rational thinking, etc. [14:46] Did you hear about Hagan's slap in the face to atheists in response..? [14:46] mond: I believe that! [14:46] Mario - Oh, that thing where they faked the opponent's voice? Yeah. Such rubbish [14:46] my ass hurt last night. greys? [14:46] Scott - Nah, little green men from Mars. [14:47] lil, and the whole 'godless' thing [14:47] maybe your myspace friend raped you [14:47] Those damn greys get everywhere. [14:47] oh yeah. such crap. it's like, 'yeah, so?' [14:47] scott, does an antenna come out when you fart? [14:47] I hope your rapist was at least a white dude. [14:47] Is the article trying to make an example of Bill Maher, by any chance? [14:47] Brown men from Uranus. [14:47] no such thing as white rapists [14:47] white dudes can't rape. [14:47] ray. [14:48] white people can't rape because they have money [14:48] The Liz Dole thing sucks so much. The response sucks, also. [14:48] Ramen. [14:48] i did get a B carved on my face [14:48] lol we're down to south park refs.... I love it [14:48] haven't seen the response yet [14:48] K - No worries - Bill does enough to make an example of himself, all on his ow. [14:48] Oh, like Bill Maher, in some sense ... [14:48] *own. [14:48] lol, Scott [14:48] buddhists attacked pearl harbor [14:48] lies [14:48] truths [14:48] "Let's go after the buddhists! Let's go rough up some monks..." [14:48] it was those evil pastafarians [14:48] The opponent didn't come out with a "So what? Atheists are OK" kind of response. [14:49] Underpants gnomes? [14:49] but atlantis makes for good adventure games, at least. [14:49] Mario - not horrific - just a running madly from atheists, I'm not one of THEM!!! I'm a Christian!! I swear!!!! [14:49] * buzzard has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:49] More a "How dare you question my christian faith?" response. [14:49] Exactly! [14:49] underpants + ? = profits [14:49] lol [14:49] yeah - she didn't say 'omg atheists SUCK' - she was just like, 'how dare you, sir?' [14:49] yeah, but what is phase 2? [14:49] * buzzard has joined #nonprophets [14:49] ah, have you ben touched by his noodlely appendage? [14:49] (perverts) [14:49] Ramen! :D [14:49] ♦♦ [14:50] ♠ [14:50] can someone give me the secondery stream my coputer crashed :( [14:50] pasta tastes good [14:50] To be fair, I don't blame her for distancing herself. This is US politics afterall. It still sucks. [14:50] at least mormons try to look good and they can really dance [14:50] * NeutronJack is listening to http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg [14:50] thanks [14:50] Well, yeah - I mean, they're still calling Obama a Muslim. [14:50] I believe in Big Foot, I have size 16 4E shoes [14:50] even if he was who the heck cares. [14:51] My problem is that this IS us politics. [14:51] Wait, Obama is muslin? Wait until my friends hear about this! [14:51] agreed dry [14:51] a saltine is just a saltine [14:51] has anyone else lost the audio? [14:51] a ritz is just a ritz [14:51] Nope [14:51] i'd prefer him to be atheist but every other religion is about as crazy. [14:51] a cigar is a dick [14:51] Its rebuffering. [14:51] Exactly. But the thing is - people just don't educate themselves about this stuff. Then they wonder how we end up with people like Bush. [14:51] but graham crackers -- just what are they? [14:51] homekevin, if he is muslin, then I am 3' tall and go around, hopping on turtles, saving princesses [14:51] My audio just dropped. [14:51] isnt maher of peta? [14:52] hey [14:52] No sound here, either. [14:52] mine too [14:52] southerners with the last name graham. [14:52] oh [14:52] it's a 2000 year old zombie [14:52] get it right [14:52] Give it a second [14:52] It's back [14:52] I have sound, but it has been rebuffering every so often [14:52] yeah - mine does that, too. [14:52] Weird thing! LOL! [14:52] Well, I have to take off and get a hair cut anyway. Enjoy the rest of the show everyone! [14:52] bye [14:52] later, Kevin! [14:52] Bye! [14:52] cya [14:52] * homekevin has left #nonprophets (Leaving) [14:53] lol - I thought he said Groucho Marx classes. [14:53] http://www.jonworth.eu/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bus-mockup.jpg [14:53] I'm still hearing it. [14:53] woohoo, mant! [14:53] i've got audio [14:53] audio is good here [14:53] i have audio [14:53] no breaks [14:53] audio is fine [14:53] oh, the bus sounds AWESOMETOWN! [14:53] no drop at all on my feed [14:53] Audio. I has it. [14:53] get better intertube connections [14:53] I love that pic [14:53] stop looking at porn while talking [14:53] No, audio is there [14:53] i had full sound the whole time. [14:53] It just rebuffered [14:53] I can hears yew! [14:53] Dawkins was matching donations for the atheist bus adverts [14:54] I'm at work, so no porn, but I do have /b open [14:54] ah, stoning to death, a good musslim tradition [14:54] Rape... I really hate stories like that. [14:54] OH Noez!! You broked my audios.... [14:54] Well that's what you get for being raped - I hope they made her pay for her own rape kit, too. :\ [14:54] this show is a repeat [14:54] audio starting to buffer [14:54] Not the show I'm listening to, ray. [14:54] buffering ftl [14:54] Who would want to watch that? [14:54] no buffering here [14:54] what type of stone? [14:54] Giz> Cretins? [14:54] she and the myspace chick can hook up in hell [14:54] igneous? [14:54] full body stone [14:54] Yeah [14:54] lol [14:54] ouch [14:55] Still horrible! [14:55] put on a new spin to getting stoned [14:55] ba doom chsss [14:55] lol [14:55] all headshots [14:55] waa waaa waaaaah [14:55] >.< [14:55] too late! XD [14:55] i think it's ok, it's gross as hell to me, but it's ok [14:55] Boom, headshot. [14:55] that stone was gneiss [14:56] (Team Fortress music plays) [14:56] That Sharia law stuff is so foul. Anybody been watching Pat Condell on YouTube? [14:56] No! [14:56] but there's no respawn points in RL [14:56] appearently my connection can handlethe stream and WoW at the same time [14:56] PC is great! [14:56] Ugh - it's pronounced shah-REE-ah, dammit. [14:56] I want PC to adopt me, man! [14:56] * scooter has joined #nonprophets [14:56] hello [14:56] hi scooter [14:56] she's been infected by memes [14:56] * buzzard has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:56] No! [14:56] Welcome, Scooter. [14:56] * buzzard has joined #nonprophets [14:56] hey, scooter! [14:56] and why did she do this? [14:57] Sound's out again. [14:57] down [14:57] its gone quiet [14:57] well, I guess she deserved it, not the smartest person around [14:57] Yes, Matt! [14:57] still up here [14:57] my computer crashed AGAIN can someone give me the secondary stream again [14:57] And it's back. [14:57] * corkskroo has joined #nonprophets [14:57] woohoo [14:57] * NeutronJack is listening to http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg [14:57] what the fuck is wrong with swearing [14:57] Fuckin' A, fuckers. [14:57] cunt if i know [14:57] woodrowwoodpecker, I don't have a fucking problem with swearin [14:58] bad language is bad....so use good words [14:58] Exactly ... [14:58] yeah, say fiddlesticks, not fuck [14:58] If you weren't so fucking obscene you would know, motherfucker. [14:58] We're talking about morals ... [14:58] i think there's nothing wrong with it but i'm pissed off that sexual parts or behaviors are considered swear words. [14:58] swaering is an art -- one needs to use it sparingly [14:58] i can hear it now! yay [14:58] morals are nothing but mushrooms [14:58] wow never actually been here with other people before [14:58] Prostate you, dryice. :) [14:58] Or the moral zeitgeist, in any case. [14:58] rudeboy, well, smurf you, you mothersmurfer [14:58] see? [14:58] Smurf - bwah! XD [14:58] _:O [14:58] what the damn? [14:59] Smurf me. [14:59] the trick is to constantly make new swear words - like "blumpkin" [14:59] Your miniscule and visceral vituperations are fortuitous [14:59] ray, blumpkin isn't new [14:59] Ugh - NOT new, Ray. lol [14:59] new enough [14:59] fresmer [14:59] Oh, boy - Pat Condell would disagree on that one, dude! [14:59] oh dangit all to hades [14:59] you fing monglers [14:59] fiddle-sticks [14:59] I gotta go with Shilling on this one.. I may be alone. [15:00] Dingoes kidneys you bunch of belgium lovers [15:00] This is interesting ... [15:00] I'm with Matt. [15:00] nice ones mond. [15:00] i usually go with shilling not sure on this one [15:00] "may cerberes feast upon the tattered remains of your corporial form, while your eternal soul is filletted with a rusty knife" [15:00] the smell of waffles and brussel sprouts in the air [15:00] That is the curse (or blessing -- I hate that word ) of a free society [15:00] What is justice? [15:00] Sound's out again. [15:01] Ok, now I got a problem. [15:01] wtf slavery as just. [15:01] And it's back. [15:01] buffering is a swear word tonight [15:01] dryice, slavery was just for 1000's of years [15:01] Slavery? Shilling: "yes." [15:01] Unjust, period! [15:01] Get Winamp [15:01] I had more buffering issues in the past with winamp than itunes [15:01] Well, he's talking about intrinsic justs which is true, but he's kinda lost the argument at this point. [15:01] Yeah, Shilling lost me on that one. [15:01] A society can determine what is just? A society can be wrong as a group too -- Germany 1936 [15:02] It's not a binary. [15:02] Godwin!!! [15:02] The Holocaust was justice, I guess. [15:02] not if you were Jewish or gay or disabled. [15:02] * canadiandood has joined #nonprophets [15:03] another canadian? they're taking over ... eh? [15:03] '< [15:03] there are human norms that we can objectively determine as correct for humans right? [15:03] I think it's a matter of doing the most good without impinging on people's rights. Like gay marriage. The God Squad are saying it's their right to take MY right to marry a woman away, if I want. [15:03] i am of canadian descent. does that count? [15:03] yar [15:03] im canadian [15:03] Let's descend into a pit of bloodlust and nationalism - damn Canadians! :) [15:03] heh -- I be joking eh [15:03] canada is not as fucked up as the US is [15:03] I blame Canada for everything. [15:03] My roommate is canadian [15:03] With their beady little eyes [15:03] lol [15:04] their flapping heads so full of lies. [15:04] you can blaim us but we will win regaurdless [15:04] potty humor [15:04] lol [15:04] I missed that! [15:04] Yeah, we should kill all the canadians [15:04] About ST! [15:04] Damn. [15:04] gratuitous violence is okay, as long as you don't use any naughty language [15:04] I watch a show made in Canada! [15:04] I loved the southpark movie [15:04] that's totally gotta count. [15:04] i was raised canadian - im agnostic about the whole thing now [15:04] I watch several shows made in Canada [15:04] you can't [15:04] Thank you, Matt. [15:04] we have loads of shotguns [15:04] Someone tell Shilling to give it up.. he was correct but then took a wrong turn - back up or give up, brother! :) [15:04] THANK YOU. [15:04] Canada sends all their ugly women to the US to sing for their suppr [15:04] we've infiltrated every level of society [15:05] If Sarah McLachlan is considered 'ugly' - I would love to see what the pretty ones look like. [15:05] godwin [15:05] Then I want canadian citizenship -- free -- just in case? eh? [15:05] no girls in Canada [15:05] So if the fascist state finally sl;ams down, I can escape to freedom [15:06] If? [15:06] its a daytrip for me to Canada, I'll have to head up and apply [15:06] Canada need women [15:06] such a lie, Ray - Tegan and Sara are from Calgary! [15:06] * jer has quit IRC (jer) [15:06] Australia's full of women [15:06] i'm heading to NZ, middle earth is way better. [15:06] yeah but they're lesbians, therefore [15:06] But is imposing any more or less moral, Shilling? [15:06] just commit a capital crime in the states and come to Canada, we won't let you go back because you might be executed [15:06] no girls in Canada [15:06] I know. I meet lots of Aussie chicks in my store. [15:07] not for me anyways [15:07] ohhh, so because they're women who wouldn't want to do YOU, they're not women. right. [15:07] THey overnight in Pasadena and buy stuff at my store [15:07] yep - same rules as the internet [15:07] This reminds me a bit of God not intervening in stuff because he would interfere with free will by stopping genocide. [15:07] no girls for americans in canada :P [15:07] Most of them are Virgin Air hosts [15:07] btw - i know tegan - met her 2x [15:07] I <3 Tegan. [15:08] cool - really artsy but cool [15:08] just like the girl,guys aren't real guys unless they want to do other guys. [15:08] eh? [15:08] Do you like hand jobs? [15:08] rofl [15:08] love em [15:08] Do you like GIVING hand jobs? [15:08] ...are they seriously still talking about this? dude. [15:08] nugget porn FTW [15:08] do it all the time [15:09] Cool - you're totally not a hypocricizer. :) [15:09] NPs -- have we gotten off topic? [15:09] Rebuffer... [15:09] well - im alone but still the same [15:09] we're talking about chicken nugget porn. of COURSE we've gotten off-topic. [15:09] off topic? we are talking about hand jobs [15:09] hey man, you haven't lived until you've gotten head 2x at the same time [15:09] I was asking the Non Prophets [15:09] chicken nugget porn is a greater threat to society than the terrorists [15:10] even with peppy ranch dip sauce? [15:10] have you ever fucked a chicken? [15:10] What do you mean..? We shouldn't be concerned about amputation fetishes?? [15:10] lol [15:10] But chicken nugget porn -- I guess I can let that slide [15:10] * claytonj has left #nonprophets [15:10] nugget porn - lol [15:10] FederalD, I love me some nugget porn [15:10] what's wrong with self-amputation? [15:10] I think chickens are sub-human. [15:10] ... well, yeah. [15:10] someone amputated my bank account [15:10] if a person doesn't have control of their own body then what do they have control of? [15:10] see - we've infected the hosts [15:10] oh, yeah, that was me [15:11] Wow, this turned onto the subject to fetishes ... [15:11] if an egg can come out, then a .. can go in [15:11] ping pong ball? [15:11] Mario, that is an abomination to moohammed [15:11] Wow - I was back with Shilling but here we go again... wow. [15:11] lol [15:11] well, I mean, there was a case in Europe somewhere -- this guy had a vore fetish. [15:11] loll [15:11] he got his lover to kill and eat him. [15:11] FederalD, well, its a good thing I don't pray to him, [15:11] * infi has joined #nonprophets [15:11] pleasures of the flesh [15:11] Then you are evil, Mario. [15:11] Mario, it does not matter, he shall smote thee [15:12] btw, nugget pr0n is sex with amputee [15:12] so - even though it was consentual on the guy's part, his lover still went to jail, afaik. [15:12] christian, yes, and? being good all the time is boring [15:12] if they want to end it all, that's their right. [15:12] if they are just bored then hell's bells, they could just off themselves if they want. [15:12] FederalD, wel, then he has been sitting on his lazy ass, [15:12] Oh yeah? And you're an apostate, too. [15:13] Remember, kids - down the road, not across the street. [15:13] * Mario looks at Christian questioningly [15:13] Mario, he's not lazy, he's giving you a chance to change your ways [15:13] thought crime legislation? [15:13] How long will it take for Obama to get assinated?? Any bets?? [15:14] Assinated? [15:14] monday [15:14] Next topic! [15:14] * Christian shrugs, ad hominem is how I roll, Mario. [15:14] Being assinated sounds painful, if you're not into that. [15:14] FederalD, lol, well, I have been this way for several years now [15:14] I think they're going to make an Obamamobile [15:14] * Christian thinks McCain is going to take it. :( [15:14] assisinated? [15:14] skinheads are pinheads [15:14] You know, like the Popemobile [15:14] no spell checker [15:14] Assassinated. XD [15:14] You think McCain will end up winning? [15:14] Yes. [15:14] hell no. [15:14] I certainly hope not [15:14] guys, god sucks. continue. [15:14] mccain will win [15:14] dont worry some saint will guild the bullet not to miss mind you but just to injure [15:14] Undecideds are going to go 70-80% McCain and erase all of the polls. [15:14] they're just going to drive him around in a bulletproof glass case [15:15] Who would vote for a scatterbrained old fart like McCain? [15:15] if he wins i think i might just pack up and move to the UK next year. [15:15] otherwise no good lulz when he croaks in 6 months [15:15] even tho hes 10 points behind, lol [15:15] mccain will get his arse kicked [15:15] Christian, lol, yeah, when you grow up being the tallest, and one of the widest, ppl in class, ad hominem attacks don't effect me [15:15] i pray to god he does. [15:15] Mario, Moohammed is feeling extremely merciful [15:15] forget the lulz. I don't wanna have to move. ;p [15:15] 50% of the United States would vote for a scatterbrained old fart like McCain. [15:15] scary [15:15] palin oprsidency would make me laugh till I shit bricks [15:15] FederalD, really? then he won't mind this picture I drew of him, [15:15] I seriously doubt that [15:15] So, the last show before the world changes - for better or for worse. [15:15] unfortunately the republican party's best guy died in a skiing accident 10 years ago [15:15] * Christian shrugs again, I always took the word 'apostate' as a compliment. [15:15] McCain and his wacky running mate [15:15] theyre voting in the philosophy [15:15] * Mario holds up a cartoon pic of Mohammed [15:16] Some part of me kinda hopes that McCain wins, just to see the chaos that'll happen when Palin takes over and shows how in-inept she really is. [15:16] Sonny Bono? [15:16] Bono? [15:16] Mario, HOW DARE YOU MISPELL MOOHAMMED [15:16] Mario: glad to have provided it. Dane here. :) [15:16] LOL [15:16] We don't have to get shot in the face TO KNOW IT'S A BAD THING, deb. failcomment. [15:16] You are a raging masochist, Deb. :) [15:16] mant! [15:16] rant rant rant [15:16] lol bam [15:16] FederalD, oh shucks, I can't spell, sorry [15:16] go matt go [15:17] I can't wait for this, Matt! [15:17] FederalID: Don't have a cow man. [15:17] Christian: I'm a Dane. Doesn't affect me personally in such a way that it affects people. [15:17] use the words "douche nozzle" [15:17] people in the US. [15:17] :D [15:17] I 'm more concerned about the current theory that the US is about to have another civil war ... [15:17] debdrup, huh? I'm lost [15:17] Those of us sitting in the boiling pot appreciate your curiosity then, Deb. :) [15:17] lil: I just like chaos. [15:17] ASSHAT! We want ASSHAT! :) [15:17] A good friend of mine is convinced that the US is going to split apart into five to seven mini states [15:17] deb: Good for you - quit wishing it on us ;p [15:17] gird your loins for vile profanities..... [15:18] Mario: Danes as a people seem to be blamed for that comic, so I'm just saying that I'm proud of our free speech on behalf of all Danes. :) [15:18] ♦ASSHAT [15:18] that might not be so bad- the splitting. we are a huge country. [15:18] Mario, don't blame me if something bad happens to you, misspelling his name is the greatest blasphemy [15:18] Splitting would save me the trouble of leaving. [15:18] Territory of Cascadia [15:18] Christian, oh, lol, yeah, I'm a apostate, totally, I was even confirmed before I told ppl I was A/A [15:18] BC, Wa state and Oregon [15:18] Depends on HOW it splits though, Christian [15:18] I'd be okay with living in Coolvania. [15:18] lil: ultimately whatever happens in the US does have an affect on Denmark, so it's only a small part of me that wishes it. The majority by far wants Obama to win. US and the world needs Obama. [15:18] debdrup, oh, yeah, I support you in your efforts to make fun of ppl [15:18] If one gets stuck in the "wrong" mini state, what then? Will you be able to leave freely? [15:19] I'll move to a different piece! No problem. I'm in a red state anyway. [15:19] matt dillahunty 2012 [15:19] I love Matt's rants ;p [15:19] what about kids born into the wrong states though? [15:19] Mario: humor is a good tool. [15:19] Can I be Campaign Manager..? [15:19] Rude> I imagine you'd have a grace period to high-tail it to your mini-collective of choice. [15:19] * outercow has quit IRC (outercow) [15:19] I can't wait to listen to the show.. [15:19] FederalD, I don't blame ppl for shit that happens to me, [15:19] actually what the US needs is Ralph Nader in my opinion, but Obama is better than McCain [15:19] I'm sad I can't listen :( [15:19] well, one can hope but who knows [15:19] debdrup, yup [15:19] Matt is made out of awesome sauce and win. [15:19] It is an interesting theory [15:19] Ignorant. Bigoted. Ramen. [15:20] http://gizmoi.dyndns.org:8000/stream.ogg [15:20] Ralph Nader?? Seriously?? [15:20] isn't win actually fail? [15:20] ramen [15:20] Hasn;'t Nader passed his NAdir? [15:20] lol...Stupid Twat [15:20] Win is teh win. [15:20] i cant keep it straight [15:20] I like Nader's financial plans personally [15:20] havent heard that in ages [15:20] Fed> It's like I read in this one article - people who are still undecided between McCain and Obama - it's like seeing a plate of shit and glass and then chicken on the menu and asking how the chicken is cooked. The answer is obvious here. [15:20] Ugh - rebuffering over and over now. [15:20] FederalD: I think there are bigger issues at hand than financial plans. [15:20] * nick_van has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.3/2008092417]) [15:21] rebuffering big time [15:21] Yeah its rubuffing on my side [15:21] shit and *broken glass, I should say. [15:21] lil - that assumes that the person at the table is SANE. They AREN'T. [15:21] wait, ppl don't believe the same things? crazy shit man [15:21] A-the-fucking-men Matt@! [15:21] LOL [15:21] we're commies remember [15:21] oh right [15:21] well i'm not big on politics so i'm not going to defend Nader [15:21] Oh, this show is political? [15:22] I love when they get political. [15:22] debdrup, yup [15:22] VolF BLitzer? You mean the EX nazi? [15:22] (me, too) [15:22] Christian> Yeah, but they're not at the grown-up person's table - they're at the short kiddie table with the copy of Martha Stewart Living propping up one leg. [15:22] i loooove ko [15:22] You ignorant fucks.... [15:22] Campbell Brown? [15:22] 'Twat' is the word of the day. :) [15:22] THis is what happens when you have a corpratized media [15:22] rudeboy: thanks. <3 [15:22] Twat is a fantastic word. [15:23] Twat is a cute word. [15:23] I like the sound of it. [15:23] Corporatized POLITICS is far worse, but point well taken, Rudeboy. [15:23] Twat did ou say? I cunt hear you [15:23] lil, twat has everything you need to say [15:23] bareass me again I got an ear infuction [15:23] We can always count on you for the worst puns you can't help but laugh at. [15:23] Yup - it's very versatile [15:23] Twat '12 :D [15:23] twat = Glen Beck [15:23] I vote for twat in 2012. [15:23] LOL - I got it XD [15:23] THe whole concept of corporations should be outlawed. My politics [15:23] of my home state, MN [15:24] I'm voting for powdered toast man in '12 [15:24] Powdered Tooooooooooooooohhhhhst. [15:24] what, you're not backing spongepants squarenuts? [15:24] im voting log [15:24] Can "twat" be used as an adjective? ....twatty ??? [15:24] It's twatty. [15:24] yep! twatty. [15:24] Twatty sounds like a fun word. [15:24] twatter [15:24] twat-like. twatacious. [15:24] Like something you'd see in a playground. [15:24] lol [15:24] twatism [15:24] A twatty, something to play on. [15:24] twat-tacular [15:24] what happened to being fractally wrong? [15:25] twatty is just as fun a word as nipple [15:25] twatfully [15:25] twatapalooza [15:25] schmegmatic [15:25] FederalD: agreed. [15:25] nipple's not as versatile. [15:25] whoopienipple? [15:25] nippular area [15:25] Nipple is an awesome word. [15:25] Twat is also a verb. [15:25] Nipple is a good word. [15:25] And nipples are fun too. [15:25] Breasts are fun too. [15:25] Ok, and now WE are way off topic. :) [15:25] lil, but it does have that bouncing feeling to it [15:25] bah [15:25] vagina, vaginated [15:25] I like nipples! but you can't CALL people it - like 'you stupid nipple'. [15:25] nibble me this joker [15:25] Girls are fun in general. :P [15:25] nobody does that. [15:25] titty maybe, but breasts takes too long to say [15:25] Va - j j [15:25] lil, I will be now [15:25] I like that - I'm totally calling people stupid nipples. [15:25] XD [15:25] TWAT is an acronym for The Watchtower Apocalyptic Testament - very true [15:25] Me too. [15:26] I know Brits call people 'tits' - that works! [15:26] nipple? not so much. [15:26] god damn twatty ass nipples [15:26] We should call people nipples. [15:26] wanker? [15:26] hah! [15:26] PLONKER! [15:26] Oh come on, 'nipple' is HILARIOUS. [15:26] FederalD: what damn? [15:26] I like wanker [15:26] that's one of my favorites. [15:26] you, bloody wanker [15:26] McCain - for instance - IS a plonker. [15:26] nobjockey is another favourite [15:26] snatch? [15:26] I'm going to go have me a wank and then get some kip [15:26] you know what's a good british word: arse bandit. [15:26] PUSSY! [15:26] Snatch ftw! :) [15:26] debdrup: Moohammed understands if I want to say God instead of Moohammed [15:27] stank pit? [15:27] Euw! [15:27] ;lol [15:27] poontang [15:27] Federal, Moohammed and God are two different ppl [15:27] FederalD: what what? I'm not familiar with these objects you refer to. [15:27] bah - buffering! [15:27] Moohammed was just the prophet for Allah [15:27] last night i buffered your mom. [15:27] DON'T QUESTION MY BELIEFS YOU INTOLERANT BASTARDS [15:27] btw, I have a friend who's nick is Alah [15:27] Moo hammed -- some family of bovine? [15:27] I rebuffered her when you were done. [15:27] dry> Necrophiliac, huh? [15:27] That's ELITE intolerant bastard, thank you. [15:28] Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits. [15:28] R-amen [15:28] RIP George. [15:28] I could eat ramen. :( [15:28] Mass debate [15:28] Ah, the George Carlin Liturgy [15:28] lil: I kinda want him to come back as a zombie. Zombie Carlin would be awesome. [15:28] actually he had to remove motherfucker from the list [15:28] moohamed has a very young veal wife [15:28] He shall be missed [15:28] lil: He totally would. [15:28] Debdrup, he's the second coming then [15:29] How revealing [15:29] Mario: Carlin '12 [15:29] He couldn't do any worse! [15:29] we should elect a dead person for president [15:29] FederalD: naw, just zombie carlin. [15:29] We did. he (it) is in office now [15:29] rudeboy: good point. :P [15:29] The Incumbent Schmuck. [15:29] We did it for Congress in Missouri - the rest of the country needs to get on board. [15:29] "He may smell like teh dead, but he'll make you laugh your asre off" [15:29] Braindead, at least. [15:29] brain dead [15:29] yeah, and the loser got a better job ... [15:30] Bush is more of a fictional character [15:30] lol christian [15:30] GRRRR! [15:30] Missourians knew their stuff [15:30] You spin me around is a song which gets in your head. [15:30] i dont [15:30] Dead people do less harm in govt. [15:30] :P [15:30] It's been stuck in mine for hours [15:30] DAMN IT! [15:30] You spin me right round baby right round..! [15:30] You need a dose of hard core punk rock to clear the meme [15:30] It's worse than rickrolls. [15:30] Gnarles Barkley's been stuck in my head ever since the nonprophets used it for the opening song [15:30] Bush is mentally retarded and I don't mean any disrespect for the mentally retarded [15:30] rudeboy: no, I don't. [15:30] I ain't from the USA, how do I get a vote. [15:31] mond: you don't, not where it counts. [15:31] ACORN will help you out. :) [15:31] Then go opposite. Classical [15:31] mond: you could do what the KKK did in the early 1900s [15:31] Move to Chicago--anybody can vote, there. [15:31] there are Aryans voting for Obama. [15:31] ? [15:31] rudeboy: I have plenty of Bach coming up in my itunes playlist. [15:31] they threatened people with violence to vote for a particular candidate [15:31] there you go [15:32] Should be fine then. [15:32] I saw this one article. one of the big leaders of one of the KKK groups was like 'I like him! he's a racist just like me!' [15:32] When's the show over so I can listen to it? [15:32] not long now, less than 15 minutes to go probably [15:32] 3 hours probably, deb... until you can listen to it. [15:32] Hm. [15:32] Maybe more. [15:32] lol.. [15:32] 3 hours yet? :8 [15:32] depends on how fast the NPs get it posted [15:32] They're usually up quite fast. [15:33] Yeah, exactly - they're usually fast with posting it. [15:33] That's because they're real men [15:33] Real hairy men? [15:33] Rawr. [15:33] Wow - I'm just backing up - the NPR boys are more manly than I. lol... [15:33] so, they don't shave eh? [15:33] Note: I'm as bisexual wave-particle duality itself. [15:34] well, it's not like we have to see them. [15:34] Well the Hadron Collider ought to take care of you then. [15:34] they could be doing the whole show in their underwear right now and we wouldn't know. [15:34] I don't swing either way, I swing both. [15:34] lil: that'd be kinda hot. [15:34] they are secret mormons [15:34] Christian: oh yeah, just the right size for me too. [15:35] ray: as long as they're for secular society they'd just need to change their names (presumably). [15:35] they aren;t? [15:35] i was under the impression they were naked. [15:35] christian, change your name to atheist [15:35] stand up to secret mormons - burn your ginch [15:35] That's my point, mormons aren't secular. [15:36] Or most probably aren't. [15:36] what seems to have happened to the libertarians has already happened to the republicans -- the party has been taken over by the far right aholes [15:36] i just though mormons were people really into underwear and dancing [15:36] we need to change United States of America to Jesusland [15:36] no thanks [15:36] save me a room up there in Edmunton then [15:36] Yeah, seriously - I decline. [15:37] Christonia sounds better [15:37] i think we're dicks for claiming the continent as our name. [15:37] christendom [15:37] you are all welcome to Edmonton, we have a lot of jobs [15:37] Canadian: What would our language be? [15:37] Oilers ftw. [15:37] Jesusarian! [15:37] oh what country of north America are you? the American one. [15:37] I need a better job right now? [15:37] No service jobs -- fuck that [15:38] Edmonton not as good as Brokett or Fort McLeod [15:38] unlike the rest of North America, we are still having an economic boom here [15:38] I've got your economic boom right here. zzzziiiip [15:38] wondering what that insect sounding noise was ... [15:38] just a sec while I lower my pants [15:38] 'ey. [15:39] eh? [15:39] deb, shilling's free [15:39] Eh!! [15:39] Scott: free? [15:39] pop a canadian for lunch? jeeeeezuz [15:39] scott free [15:39] rotfl - "Doesn't like kid-fuckers." [15:39] Scott: what do you mean Shilling's free? [15:39] He doesn't charge. [15:40] ;) [15:40] * K_Nielsen has quit IRC (Leaving) [15:40] I think that's subject to proof.. :P [15:40] eh, i don't see what's wrong with a little kid fucking [15:40] schilling swings? [15:40] as long as you give the kid something for it [15:40] They call him Mister Pendulum [15:40] I'm imagining a Monty Python paper crowd of people running by, picking up Shilling and running off-screen. [15:40] lol [15:40] I thought they call him tripod [15:40] with lots of screams and shouting [15:40] lol yeah [15:41] you wish, eh hoser [15:41] then this huge foot comes down -- splat [15:41] I assumed they called Shilling for Shilling.. [15:41] right! [15:41] I usually prefer to refer to people by their names. [15:41] But that's just old-fashioned me. [15:41] rebuffering ftl [15:41] I have to say - with a group as un-united as Atheists, not-voting because there is no good option is a BAD idea. [15:41] yeah, first names [15:41] Yeah, seriously. [15:42] fucking VOTE. [15:42] And vote right. :P [15:42] Vote, or i'll kick your ass [15:42] (Yes, I'm aware of how wrong that statement is) [15:42] It depends on how you look at it Federal - if you make rebuffering fun, it's a nice deal. [15:42] or left [15:42] damn [15:42] i didnt vote but im canadian and up here voting is seriously gay [15:42] That is how schools get you to respond by family name, which is how the military does it. [15:42] V O T E [15:42] i'm writing in cthulu. [15:42] I'm gay and I fucking voted. [15:42] * canadiandood has quit IRC (canadiandood) [15:42] dood [15:42] oh .... eh [15:42] yes, i meant gae [15:42] grrrl [15:43] Voting Cthulu is not an option [15:43] Capthain CSulu [15:43] yeah... i know i am going to vote seriously. [15:43] they reamed ... [15:43] set phasers to fbulous [15:43] heh [15:43] Or is that your pet name for McCain..? :) [15:43] fabulous* [15:43] you're onto me! [15:43] I turned my absentee ballot in the very next day after I got it and that was like October 22. [15:44] if I was gay, I would go for Sulu [15:44] sulu? [15:44] The engines cannae take it (mr) scott [15:44] Sulu is gay. he totally married his bf. [15:44] He's already taken [15:44] he is a fine looker. [15:44] I know, sigh [15:44] Glad he got in before Prop 8. [15:44] is sulu the name of david cross' iguana? [15:44] me, too! I thought it was so sweet. [15:44] never heard that one before mond [15:45] fucking prop 8. [15:45] I'm fucking prop 8 right now. [15:45] whats prop 8 [15:45] that whore. [15:45] use kleenex [15:45] Take it, you bitch! [15:45] how do you fuck 8 propellors [15:45] Overrides gay marriage in California [15:45] damn work [15:45] prop 8 = A thing that would 'eradicate people's right' to same-sex marriage. [15:45] hmm [15:46] lil, but homo-sex is wrong and evil and immoral and gross and.... I wanna try it [15:46] Im in California and thats the big vote that im going to be looking at (other than president obviously) [15:46] Popular vote matters even if it doesn't count. [15:46] Mario - Gay sex is the best sex you'll ever have. Go for it! [15:46] * Rizen has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.3/2008092417]) [15:46] also 4 [15:46] Texas sane votes matter. [15:46] no on 4 is important. [15:46] in cali [15:46] any sex is better than what you're getting now [15:46] lil, lol, hmmmm.... [15:46] durn homaseckshels takin over da cuntreh [15:47] Rebuffering ftw! :) [15:47] CUNTreh. yes. [15:47] i aint fer, im agin it [15:47] a bit like allowing your kid to pull the slot machine lever, eh? [15:47] Gawd and Cuntreh [15:47] V - O - T - E. People. [15:47] 'fo long, deys gon' take mah jawb [15:47] dey derker jerbs [15:48] vote for longcat [15:48] I vote for myself alot, I know my standings on things, and I give cookies to those that vote for me [15:48] Can by a vote off ebay. I aint got one. [15:48] DAKADAW [15:48] lil you are preaching to the choir. [15:48] dey took r jarbs! [15:48] mario's an objectivist [15:48] Vote early, vote often [15:48] da meme is da meme [15:48] never missed a vote in my entire life [15:48] Me too. [15:48] This was my first year voting actually. [15:48] Scott, when the object is a cookie, oh hell yea [15:48] Congrats lil [15:48] voting earns me the right to complain [15:48] yay same here [15:49] ty! [15:49] lil, don't fuck it up [15:49] Voting earns me the right to say "This shit is NOT my fault" [15:49] I absolutely did NOT, Mario. [15:49] Since 1969 I voted almost every election, local state and fed [15:49] mario now wants a glass of milk. vote no [15:49] Good job, [15:49] because voting is the only way to influence politics. [15:49] 1991 for me - haven't missed. [15:49] since 1976 for me [15:49] well, not voting arguably earns youthe same right [15:49] hoser:too right...don't vote don't complain [15:49] Scott, but I'll be fair with the milk, and share with all my voters [15:49] you the* [15:49] O B A M A [15:49] 2004...X) [15:49] you can't like, write letters or do anything else. [15:50] Fed, no it doesn't - if you don't vote the result is VERY much your fault - ask Al Gore. [15:50] all you crazy Americans, vot for Obama [15:50] bwah - it was so funny - I was waiting at the bus stop a few days ago and this black dude came up and was just kinda 'meh' and minding his own business and then he saw my Obama button and went nuts! [15:50] I've had guys coming into my store and lecture me for 2 hrs about how I am going to hell [15:50] I have this button that says 'Save the Drama for Obama' and he was like, 'yeaaaaaaaaaaaah, girrrrrrrrrrrrl!' and gave me a big high five. XD [15:50] You ARE going to hell, Mario. [15:50] if you don't vote, you didn't choose the candidate who fucked up the country [15:50] You chose to let him win. [15:50] tell them you're voting for Satan on the Ninth level of hell ticket [15:50] Mario - your life sounds pretty horrible - you should move [15:51] Christian, well, yeah, I know that, but fucker did it in my store, [15:51] ray, I am [15:51] go to iceland [15:51] Fed: The other candidate could have fucked it more. [15:51] Matt is arrogant, impatient, and pedantic. [15:51] women in iceland [15:51] Yeah Iceland is already broke, so everyone will be starting from scratch [15:51] I would, but I can't spell the capital city [15:51] RayKevVIK [15:51] I'd do like Randall did in Clerks - take a sip of water and spit-take in the guy's face. [15:51] dont move here - its like the road warrior [15:51] my Jehovah Witnesses have not returned since I gave them my Society of Edmonton Atheist business cards [15:52] good on ya [15:52] I've actually been thinking of getting ordained into the Church of the Universal Dude [15:52] 19 years of wintessing down the drain [15:52] cud? [15:52] witnessing [15:52] lol - there's a Church of the Universal Dude? [15:52] You harshed their Xtian buzz [15:53] rudeboy, I thought there was a 'j' in there somewhere [15:53] i encourage everyone to invite JWs in their house and record their conversations and post on Youtube [15:53] oops [15:53] lol [15:53] lil, yup [15:53] Sorry for those listening to mys tream [15:53] I love my JW visitors [15:53] awesometown. [15:53] heh [15:53] Harshing a buzz is only second to denying the holy spirit. [15:53] * rudeboy lights up [15:53] i like them - they are nice [15:53] Jeebus harshed his own buzz eh [15:53] nice but batshit crazy [15:53] if you ask them to bring cookies next tinme - THEY FUCKING WILL! [15:54] if they come back [15:54] Mormons are very nice as well - batshit crazy but nice. [15:54] math? [15:54] Ask them to bring enough free food for six months [15:54] I can go to the store and get my own cookies. no lecture required. [15:54] deez durn athest r denahn mah holeh spurt [15:54] lol [15:54] Mormon are fairly rare up here [15:54] We have them out the ass in MO. [15:54] hey - cake is cake but free cake is awesome [15:54] oooo, thunder [15:54] The cake is a lie. [15:54] my uncle's fam is [15:54] Cake or Death [15:54] we got ouselves a t-storm [15:55] cake's not a lie [15:55] Um... I'll take death. No wait! Cake! [15:55] yeah but it's not cake that KILLS YOUR SOUL a little in order to acquire it. [15:55] christian,he lives in ofallon [15:55] Well, I'm sorry, we're out of cake [15:55] lies, this cake is great [15:55] it's so delicious and moist [15:55] you shall have death [15:55] or chicken [15:55] it tastes of babies [15:55] This was a triumph. :) [15:55] death takes of babies? [15:55] you're always IN HERE wit da fuckin' matches! [15:55] triumph the insult dog? [15:55] tastes* [15:55] no, but chicken does [15:56] oh [15:56] you make the JWs cross Detrit to bring you the cake and win the game [15:56] what does death taste like? [15:56] Cake [15:56] ashy [15:56] Shilling is right, stopping stem-cell research is muder [15:56] chocolate? [15:56] man i really have to eat some cake now [15:56] apple pie [15:56] Ramen, Hoser. [15:56] i am busting out my cake [15:56] hahaha [15:56] what kind of cake does death taste like? [15:56] ramen? [15:56] If the Non-Prophets REALLY cared about their fans - we'd have cake. [15:56] ramen cake? [15:56] Beef or Oriental Ramen? [15:56] Fed> German chocolate, because it's yucky. [15:56] that sounds delicious [15:57] Ramen that no stem-cell research is murder. [15:57] Ramen! [15:57] i'm eating rum cake right now. [15:57] We DEMAND cake@ [15:57] no, i like ramen cake better so death tastes like ramen cake [15:57] !! [15:57] We only had 3 pieces [15:57] My cake will burn! [15:57] someone should attempt a ramen cake for the next NP podcast :D [15:57] yes you do [15:58] Ramenhotep the IV [15:58] if you fear death, you'll never get the cake. But getting the cake will get you killed, amiright? Therefor - someone has to deliver it. [15:58] is it quantum cake then? [15:58] got my flu vaccination last week [15:58] yeah, but if the cake SUCKS... I'm fine with having no cake! [15:58] its delicious [15:58] I murder a million children every time I masturbate. [15:58] ramen is awesome [15:58] cake is awesome [15:58] Cake is okay. But I'd like a nice cinnamon apple pie from The Pie Hole -- made by the Pie Maker [15:59] therefore ramen cake is awesome^2 [15:59] but that cake too would be a lie [15:59] heh heh. pie hole. [15:59] well, I'm having potato and cheddar soup for lunch. [15:59] you're a lie [15:59] more like a 100 million children murdered when you masterbate [15:59] Canadian_Hussein_Hoser, it's mastUrbate. [15:59] * rudeboy wonders if anyone gets the pop culture reference [15:59] the better is tastes, the harder it is to get [16:00] Master Bate. :) [16:00] are you a master debater? [16:00] a mr. spelling checker [16:00] and a cunning linguist [16:00] he's not master of his domain [16:01] this is all in my head? [16:01] I hallucinate all the time [16:01] I like hallucinations [16:01] they are fun [16:01] liez [16:01] all liez [16:01] Sometimes I think my life is a dream [16:02] Actually, no, Hoser - I impregnate 99 million women every time I masturbate - a million of my boys don't make it. :( [16:02] LeZ? [16:02] Lez? [16:02] Dennis Loubet is my boy. [16:02] pretty virile Christian [16:02] I know. [16:02] good show - good enough [16:02] It's a problem. [16:02] masturbation actually prevents prostate cancer [16:02] Not enough 'asshat' but 'twat' will do. [16:02] back to the real world now [16:02] thanks nps [16:03] If I ever meet you, I will have to wear a raincoat [16:03] speaking of anchors [16:03] vanilla rain [16:03] thanks, NPs [16:03] * infi has quit IRC (.) [16:03] * rudeboy removes his raincoat [16:03] ta da! [16:03] Dennis you are my chocolate rain, bro! [16:03] That's pretty vile. [16:03] lol [16:03] I approve. [16:03] XD [16:03] XD [16:03] XD? [16:03] XD [16:03] XDXD [16:03] peace be with you [16:03] XD [16:03] X) [16:04] I don't any of Xian's chocolate rain [16:04] (_8^(I) [16:04] oh, its an emoticon [16:04] well, I guess it's another two weeks [16:04] DX [16:04] Can I give anyone the good news here..? [16:04] o->-<]: [16:04] see ya all in two [16:04] bye [16:04] cya, rudeboy [16:04] Adios, heathens! [16:04] * ray has left #nonprophets [16:04] What good news? [16:04] * lil has quit IRC (lil) [16:04] yep [16:04] bye all ya-allz [16:04] over and .... [16:04] ciao [16:04] Scotty - good to see you. Keep it real in Florissant. :) [16:04] * Liei has left #nonprophets [16:04] Valete! Bye! [16:04] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [16:04] * Diaphanus has quit IRC (Diaphanus) [16:05] you too c [16:05] sayonara [16:05] * FederalD has left #nonprophets [16:05] I wonder what happened to Sanguines this week [16:05] * Scott has quit IRC (Scott) [16:05] Cinematic Titanic at the Family Arena tonight! :) [16:05] MST3k ftw! [16:05] * microbiologychick has quit IRC (microbiologychick) [16:05] * SgtHaile has joined #nonprophets [16:05] cya guys, off to close the shop and get on stage [16:05] wait what about mst3k? [16:05] SgtHaile - a little late to the party! [16:05] Have you heard about Cinematic Titanic..? [16:06] yea im late [16:06] It's Joel and the other MST3k guys doing a live MST3k-ish show - I'm going tonight. [16:06] huge time difference [16:06] Ok...gonna get the show uploaded and get some food. See you all in 2 weeks! [16:06] cya mario [16:06] See ya! [16:06] Good show! [16:06] Thanks for the stream Giz [16:06] oh fuck Joel. [16:06] Thanks Giz! [16:06] * Mario has quit IRC (Mario) [16:06] Twat ftw [16:06] No problem [16:06] bye all, eh [16:06] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Nov 01 16:06:55 2008