Session Start: Sat Jan 19 13:52:30 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:52] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:52] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, January 19th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [13:52] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Jan 05 16:13:03 [13:52] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:52] Hey, here's a good sign [13:52] Guess what? [13:52] the NPs are here [13:52] chicken butt [13:52] lol [13:52] guess why [13:52] what late? [13:53] gonna be on time? [13:53] We're gonna be late...go figure. I wonder if any major psychic could have predicted that [13:53] But...Russell is here! :) [13:53] YEA! [13:53] I played the chicken butt game too much for my 3yo nephew, so now when somebody says "guess what?" he just goes "no!" [13:53] oh matt [13:53] yeah master russell [13:53] Sylia Browne said you would be late on her site [13:53] the picture of you guys on your website is really out of date [13:54] So I am new to all this. To listen to you guys live, is all I have to do is click that link on the main page? http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [13:54] Yes, it is [13:54] *cough* [13:54] And you're unlikely to see a new one. :) [13:54] psh [13:54] lame [13:54] you have to put ithe link into a media player capable of streaming [13:54] what OS do you use? [13:54] Ok [13:54] We're leaving it up as a sort of tribute to the show's early history [13:54] oh crap, forgot to bring up the beer [13:54] Windows xp [13:54] good. use window media player or Winamp [13:54] ok thanks [13:54] * kb_ck has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:54] or real player [13:54] but Jeff isnt the host anymore [13:54] you should be able to go to "file > play url" [13:55] and you arnt even in it [13:55] real player?! [13:55] fuck real player [13:55] use winamp [13:55] yeah, weak I know [13:55] real plyer, ew, gross [13:55] winamp or iTunes will work fine on the windows platform [13:55] hey, the stream connected just now [13:55] Ok went to winamp and said pla url. [13:55] *player [13:55] it's the only thing i use it for [13:55] oh does iTunes stream? i dont use itunes [13:56] keeps giving a very quick 401 error [13:56] afk two minutes [13:56] what's giving you a 401 error [13:57] the winamp [13:57] like the track it tries to play keeps flashing 401 some kind of error [13:57] the stream hasn't started yet - give it a few minutes [13:57] i;m getting the same 401...Aerik, is it working for you [13:57] the stream is open right now but nothing's going out [13:57] Give it a few minutes :) [13:57] hmm [13:58] Ok so that is normal, all I needed :D [13:58] i'm getting the 401 too [13:58] I've never had winamp say "401" [13:58] just says cannot resolve server or something if the stream is down. [13:58] ICY 401 Service Unavailable [13:58] maybe you should use real player [13:58] * kb_ck has joined #nonprophets [13:59] Did everyone hear the AE last week? I cried I was laughing so hard, it was my fave for a long time. [13:59] i'd rather go to church then use RP [13:59] yeah I always listen to it [13:59] There it goes. [13:59] more like Retched Player [14:00] Ok cool. I think I am connected. Thank you for the help :D/ [14:00] I hadn't actually started the stream yet, so I got to watch dozens of constant requests for a stream that didn't exist. :) [14:00] Episode 7.2 y'all [14:00] i'm an astreamists [14:00] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [14:01] i lack belief in the stream [14:01] * rostaman has joined #nonprophets [14:01] * Canadian_hoser has joined #nonprophets [14:01] I must confess that the evidence points away from a working stream. [14:01] canadian hoser? isn't that redundant? [14:01] heh [14:01] eh? [14:01] lol [14:01] is there no audio yet, or is it just me? [14:02] no audio. I'm not even buffering anything [14:02] k [14:02] no hear here, eh? [14:02] guess show's not underway yet [14:02] * stephen has joined #nonprophets [14:02] i am buffering [14:02] i think [14:02] ah [14:02] he already told us they're gonna be late [14:02] but no sound [14:03] Test! [14:03] Works! [14:03] * donnyton has joined #nonprophets [14:03] when does show start? [14:03] * gmp has joined #nonprophets [14:03] i'm on east coast [14:03] It sure is busy here this week :p [14:04] donnyton: Real Soon Now. [14:04] works, but without the gospel [14:04] test [14:04] has the show started yet? [14:04] haerd you say test test non-prophets [14:04] not yet [14:04] no, but I just heard some test audio [14:04] * donnyton has quit IRC (donnyton) [14:04] PORTAL THEME! [14:04] you're hearing music? [14:04] I thought I fixed my problem of being a minute behind... [14:04] no i'm just rooting for them to play that song [14:04] cuz its awesome [14:04] oh haha. damn you [14:05] eebamxela go to vgcats.com and look in the comic archives in teh last 2 months there was a great Portal ending song animation [14:05] this was a triumph [14:05] yay. [14:05] i'm making a note here: huge success [14:05] * donnyton has joined #nonprophets [14:06] http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=251 here watch it [14:06] dang we got a lot of peeps here today [14:06] niiice [14:06] I just reset the stream and got music [14:06] music! [14:06] csi miami on record, everythings fine [14:06] audio! [14:06] yay [14:06] csi miami? [14:06] yep [14:07] ? [14:07] on the vcr [14:07] lol this is great [14:07] is this "bad religion" [14:07] oh, re*cord*, not *re*cord.. [14:08] not sure of the difference, but yes [14:08] like to record something versus a record (think vinyl) [14:08] oooh, atheist happy hour [14:08] ah, yes [14:08] I need that daily [14:08] w00t [14:08] aww shit what was the intro song [14:08] heh. the NP is an atheist happy 90 minutes! [14:08] it's 10pm here, that's why csi is on [14:09] England? [14:09] * rizen has joined #nonprophets [14:09] Finland [14:09] any particular reason for 90 minute normal limit? [14:09] o rly [14:09] amen?!? A-woman! [14:09] why not make show 2hr standard? [14:09] 2hrs would be nice [14:09] it is, after all, every other week [14:10] * rudeboy shoots up with happy [14:10] im happy with whatever [14:10] exactly [14:10] more time recorded, more editing, more work, more resources, more money used. [14:10] and more fun for everyone! [14:10] "married them off?" [14:10] Congratulations! [14:10] hee hee [14:10] last year they offered to do a 45 minute show every week instead of a 90 minute show ever 2 weeks [14:11] I immediately put *boo* in red and shot down that idea [14:11] most itunes podcasts are around 45 min, actually [14:11] better this way [14:11] daily ones around 30 min, weekly ones 45-60 min [14:11] 90+ mins biweekly and so on [14:11] serman? just give it a different title [14:11] sermen [14:11] sermon [14:11] whatever [14:12] sourman? [14:12] friggin vowels messed me up [14:12] sour apple [14:12] friggin bowels will mess me up more [14:12] hee heeh old age joke [14:12] concussion [14:12] * Manya has joined #nonprophets [14:12] I prayed for a concussion [14:13] Holy shit, one of the NP watches the golf channel. Puke. [14:13] lol [14:13] lol only in a waiting room [14:13] "nice" things about the Pope? Like what? [14:13] he didn't say he liked it [14:13] golf = brownian motion [14:13] oh old popes [14:14] playing golf >> watching golf [14:14] I prayed for some one to mow my lawn. Been ten years now, nothing yet [14:14] a pope naming himself "innocent" has got to be one of the most snotty, shit-eating-grinniest things I've ever heard of [14:14] innocent my ass [14:14] one would imagine there not too many nice thigns to say about the current poop [14:14] :p [14:14] don't you dare diss that nazi [14:14] pope Been-a-dick [14:14] LOL [14:15] russel is kinda quiet [14:15] somebody mentioned the tiger mauling [14:15] still is [14:15] one of the victims, nicknamed douchebag mcfucktard, finally admitted to teasing the tiger [14:15] being-a-dick [14:15] lol [14:15] right, tasing an animal to attack ... hey, I didn;t do anything! [14:16] * donnyton has quit IRC (donnyton) [14:16] his nickname fits [14:16] what gets on my nerves is that a zookeeper was quoted as saying it never occurred to him that a tiger could get over a 12 foot wall [14:16] thank you russell :) [14:16] and im like **i've seen a house cat jump 6 feet to eat a cracker off of a shelf, you idiot** [14:17] * NeutronJack lost the feed. :-( [14:17] aw [14:17] FTR PETA isn't a spokes person for all AR people. At my veggie forum, most people hate them... [14:17] soooo, FREE THE COWS! [14:17] so the tiger actually cleared the wall? [14:17] cows with guns [14:17] and most of us say yes we are omnivores. [14:17] free the sheep, free the chickens [14:17] no opened gates or such`? [14:17] yes the tiger easily got over the measely 12 foot wall. it's a friggin tiger. [14:17] But not all of us. :-) [14:17] hee hee! [14:18] cows with guns, I love that song' [14:18] nice jump [14:19] did you get the feed back, neutronjack [14:19] And that band, cows and roses [14:19] * NeutronJack is still feedless. [14:19] * MorseCode has joined #nonprophets [14:19] Gah, I'm late! [14:20] beep bepp beepdadabeepbeep [14:20] CQ CQ DE N0OTY [14:20] don't worry morse we have been stalling until you turned up [14:20] haha, thanks [14:20] Audio! Hooray! [14:20] Oh, we're STILL "not" talking about animal rights? [14:21] all about the aminals [14:21] is this a rerun? [14:21] no [14:21] Sounds like it. [14:21] yes, let's move on from AR... And the pet idea is not shared by all. It's more of not breeding pets for most AR people [14:22] no it's not a rerun [14:22] People who are not AR telling us what the AR people believe. This is like Catholics telling us what atheists believe. [14:22] no i'm sure i've heard this same conversation [14:22] they've given today's date [14:23] It's a joke, rostaman. We mean that they're rehashing the same old stuff. [14:23] how about reproductive rights? :) [14:23] d'oh! lol [14:23] shit, buffering... [14:23] i can make up a date [14:23] As an AR person, listening to this is like listening to Ray comfort on evolution. :D [14:23] "Here's my misrepresentation of what THOSE people think. Aren't they silly?" [14:25] are you still not listening jack? [14:25] * Friar_Zero has joined #nonprophets [14:25] * rizen has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:25] I've gotten reconnected. [14:25] Athiest Long Horns meeting info: Wednesday at 6:00pm in Welsh 3.402 [14:25] done [14:25] 4 that into the log [14:25] Oh, I thought they meant athiest Longhorn football fans, which I feel alone there ;-) [14:26] * rizen has joined #nonprophets [14:26] * targetta1 has quit IRC (targetta1) [14:26] wb rizen [14:27] my other comp crashed [14:27] Once, at the Cotton Bowl, UT vs. Mississippi St., I booed Trent Lott on the field, then Kay Bailey Hutchison, then my fellow Longhorn fans yelled to me: "Sit down, you Democrat!!!!" [14:27] wtf lol [14:27] Richard Dawkins is going to be in Austin? They need him to come on the show. [14:28] Ok, we've moved on from the AR issues...so those of you who were cringing can relax again. :) [14:28] [14:28] It's ok. I kicked a puppy and felt much better. [14:28] someone saw Idle hands to much [14:28] 4 somebody watched Idle Hands too many times [14:28] You can blame me, I sent the e-mail last time asking the question in the first place. [14:28] lol [14:28] now it is cannabalism [14:28] jinx? [14:29] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 jinx [14:29] yeah go fer it [14:29] well the hand thing is supported in the bible lol [14:29] really? [14:29] The Bible is a theological mad lib [14:29] [14:29] do you ever miss Seth Green doing those teen movies [14:30] body of christ in a cracker [14:30] yea he was pretty funny [14:30] although Robot chicken is still good [14:30] * NeutronJack loooooooves Robot Chicken. [14:30] Indeed [14:30] last thing I saw seth green do outside of Robot chicken was being in 2 seconds of that weird al music video "white and nerdy" [14:31] lol [14:31] 4 1) movie will bomb. 2) disco. institute will claim it was a raving success. 3) when they have to admit it bombed, they'll blame teh evolution conspiracy [14:32] 4) profit! [14:32] zing! [14:33] maybe making the movie successful is their way of getting the word out [14:33] check matthew 18 8 it talks about cutting your hand off [14:33] and machiavelli talks about cutting out a treacherous eye. [14:34] lol your right rizen, that is pretty funny [14:34] * kb_ck has left #nonprophets [14:34] well he was following his bible up to the point he microwaved it that is [14:35] * kb_ck has joined #nonprophets [14:35] there's nothing in the bible about bombarding your removed body parts with energy [14:35] ? [14:36] Jesus invented microwaves to help get rid of Satan...obviously [14:36] (microwave) [14:36] There is castration however, Matthew 19:12 [14:36] what the fuck is the big deal about Cloverfield [14:36] it's a whale! [14:36] o rly [14:37] Yes RLY [14:37] ya rly [14:37] srsly? [14:37] fo sho [14:37] shizzle [14:37] there wqas some controversy about it using 9/11 to market or soemthing [14:37] or wanting to use the idea of 9/11 to enhance the fear I think [14:37] I thought it was an alien [14:37] it is but they made a big deal about screwing with new york on Fox news while I was flipping channels [14:38] I heard a the beginning of the hype cycle that the monster was Cthuhlu. What a dissapointment. [14:38] cthuhlu, psh [14:38] ftagn [14:39] i� i� [14:39] * kb_ck has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [14:39] * kb_ck has joined #nonprophets [14:40] behold, cthuhlu's evil twin, cute-thuhlu! http://www.drowtales.com/~whiteradish/animation/cutethulhu.html [14:40] ah, kb_ck, fellow european :) [14:41] "I've hired others to commit crimes for me!" [14:43] My Little Cthulhu: http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/cthulhu_w_people.jpg [14:43] heh [14:43] excuse me, "merkin's", who do you think is going to win the elections? [14:43] I'd say Hillary, but it's too early to call it. [14:44] Obama [14:44] What do pubic wigs have to do with the election? [14:44] Well, to be fair, I WANT Obama [14:44] I am rooting for Hillary [14:44] It's up in the air between Clinton and Obama I think' [14:44] pubic wigs lol [14:44] I'm from Illinois so I am for Obama [14:44] pubic wigs? [14:44] I told my mom I was for Obama, and she freaked, thought I was gonna turn Muslim [14:44] wtf? [14:44] Interesting reasoning, BobC. [14:44] insto: A "merkin" is a pubic wig. [14:45] ah [14:45] It's also a mispronounciation of "American". [14:45] Thanks Neutron [14:45] but hes not muslim how would you think that [14:45] that's what i was going for [14:45] Well the point is whatever I vote for is irrevelant because Chicago votes for the State heh [14:45] she's a republican who watched too much fox news [14:45] daddy was muslim? [14:45] My father is Lutheran. So? [14:45] she buys the rumors that obama is an evil muslim terrorist, hehe [14:46] nice [14:46] did you all hear the question where obama was all defensive about the rumors? [14:46] I was a little insulted. "Yes I am a CHRISTIAN" [14:46] * EebamXela has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.80 [Firefox 2.0.0.11/2007112718]) [14:46] 42 [14:46] veery election like almost all of IL that isn't chicago will vote republican but Chicago always go democrate and we end up going that way. PS I hate the electorial college [14:46] he's also a firm believer in the wall of separation, so i'll forgive him for that [14:47] which republican do you guys like? [14:47] None. [14:47] plus isn't obama united church of christ, one that marries gays? [14:47] If they went through the standard biology program, at least they were exposed to the arguments that would debunk their crazy worldview. [14:47] McCain [14:47] * ouini has joined #nonprophets [14:47] Mc Cain is my favorite [14:47] NOT RON PAUL [14:48] The only good Republican is an out-of-office Republican. [14:48] oh I am going to vote democrate this election I just hate that I feel like it doesn't matter :) [14:48] paul's a creationist nut [14:48] i think ron paul is crazy he seems to know nothing about how modern economics work [14:48] McCain is the least scary [14:48] not huckabee [14:48] there is a group here in Edmonton, supporting Ron Paul [14:48] presidential candidates as buffy the vampire slayer villains http://www.cogitamusblog.com/2008/01/the-gop-primary.html [14:48] Yes Mcain is the least scarey, he doesn't support an amendment defining marriage [14:49] edmonton alberta? thats where i am [14:49] i think mccain is the least objectionable [14:49] ah, mccain and the "straight talk express" ~_~ [14:49] howdy fellow Edmontonian [14:49] I am also an edmontonian [14:49] wow [14:50] heh [14:50] we have an atheist group froming here [14:50] really? [14:50] there's a meetup group [14:50] http://parocks.com/mccainoniraq.JPG [14:50] I am the organizser [14:50] that's what I figured [14:51] mccain doesnt drive a straight talk express, he drives a bullshit bullet train [14:51] don't they all? [14:51] yup [14:51] to a certain degree [14:51] I will never vote for McCain simply for singing "Bomb Iran". [14:51] yeah really [14:51] yeah, mccain buckles too much in recent years.. [14:52] remember he said if his daughter were pregnant he said abortion would be a family decision? [14:52] from what i see giuliani is good for some issues [14:52] yea but he is to much about beign on offense against terroism for me [14:52] except he constantly wants to convince us he single handedly saved the country from the aftermath of 9/11 [14:52] well, if one had to pick between one of the repub candidates, i'd go for mccain [14:53] No matter what their personality is, you are voting for a party. Their legislative efforts and reelection campaign are driven by the money of the party. [14:53] It's like picking between brain cancer and heart disease. [14:53] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [14:53] or as south park put it, a giant douche and a turd sandwich [14:53] NeutronJack, right on [14:53] vote or die! [14:53] I'd take heart disease. [14:54] which is which? [14:54] I vote siphyllus [14:54] I hope I die of a sudden stroke in the night [14:54] Isn't "Creation Science" a contradiction in itself. To be clear, isn't the name of the proposed program "Creation Studies", not "Science"? [14:54] * kb_ck has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:55] I plan on dying while busy with my third wife. [14:55] non-prophets couldnt you compare a creationist getting a degree in biology as akin to turning modern biology into a mythology class that overviews religion? It'd give legitimacy to the idea that education is just going through motions like we're studying somebody else [14:55] If you can have a degree in parapsychology, then why not creation studies? [14:55] what i'd like to know...what can possibly be reasearched to get a masters in creation anything? [14:55] "vicariously" [14:55] "by proxy" [14:55] they want to use science to support creation, but then in the end it's all faith. Pick one and stick with it. [14:56] I suffered shell shock during the culture war! [14:57] I have PTSD [14:57] what a horrible disease [14:58] Manya: Me, too, but I seem to be over it. [14:58] the itching is unbearable. [14:58] Indeed [14:59] That would have been a fine opportunity to use the word. [14:59] ;) [15:00] hm. sounds like the crabs [15:00] can i drink even if they didn't use the word? [15:00] Great, now I've got he Dave Chapell sing stuck in my head. [15:00] of course [15:00] As I understand it, people drink who have never even heard the show. [15:00] bugsoup, i certainly am :) [15:00]