Session Start: Sat Oct 04 13:37:46 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:37] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:37] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:37] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Sep 20 13:45:04 [13:38] -> *nickserv* identify g0dl3ss [13:38] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:38] * Blueblur has joined #nonprophets [13:38] Furthermore, my tv card can be used for such rebroadcasting of pretty much any video stream I care to put through the program that came with it which enables output to a device or continuous file. [13:38] Anyone see Religulous? [13:38] GizmoIscariot, no .. was gonna ask earlier =P [13:38] I did - hilarious. [13:38] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:38] What's the program name? [13:39] Hasn't been in Danish theatres yet. [13:39] * Targ has joined #nonprophets [13:39] Yeah, it was quite hilarious. I was also surprised to see it pretty much completely sold out. There wasn't but a couple of empty seats in the theatre which is rare for just about any movie here. [13:39] I can't be the only one who saw it.. ok good.. lol [13:39] It was where I saw it, too - not a seat left. [13:39] Oh man, I tried [13:40] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets The Non-Prophets are LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Today's guest - Guy P. Harrison! [13:40] * ChanServ changes topic to 'The Non-Prophets are LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Today's guest - Guy P. Harrison!' [13:40] I went at 7pm to get tickets for the 10:05 showing [13:40] SOLD OUT [13:40] I want it in Danish cinemas. :( [13:40] debdrup, what's that programs name? [13:40] I'm serious.. $100 if you even point me towards what derives a solution [13:41] I can't remember the name of it and my graphics card in my desktop is currently broken. [13:41] Either flash/rtsp, wme or nsvcap [13:41] Your graphics card has video overlay? [13:41] So everything you played in one screen went to the extended desktop? [13:41] Nope. [13:41] Okay, good [13:41] It's all in the tv card. [13:42] And I can't for the life of me remember the name of the friggin' program, and it's not on Hauppauges page anymore. [13:42] Almost my fave parts of Religulous were the tiny details - like the weird sound effects they added in.. like that woman running and screaming in the background, or the construction worker at the Creation Museum... funny stuff. [13:42] The card, that is - can't find the software either. Curse bad webdesign. [13:42] lol yeah [13:42] Well I still think you're mistaken about the compatability regarding this device. Doesn't matter though... if you ever do remember, please please let me know. sanguiness@gmail.com [13:43] I have 3 TV streams going at once, 24/7 [13:43] Everyone was dying laughing at the girl that screamed running. [13:43] I run 4 different sites dedicated to streaming video, directory, etc [13:43] Ow [13:43] & a network of online radio sites ;) [13:43] Feedback [13:43] echo echo echo [13:43] Is that the famous religious test for office..? [13:43] Hm, finder's having serious problems right now.. [13:43] So I'm not a n00b, and I do believe your experience.. but I'm telling ya, the thing you proposed is WAY WAY desires by many, and not in the realm of regular use [13:43] hello-o-o-o-o [13:44] hello! [13:44] What the hell... [13:44] no echo that time around [13:44] lol [13:44] lol [13:44] Oopes [13:44] http://nonprophets3.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [13:44] http://nonprophets2.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [13:44] Someone hung up. [13:44] If you use these servers, the main server will stay clear [13:44] Damn it! [13:44] now you did it, you pissed off the recording of the telephone operator [13:45] I have to reboot my mac because something broke but I can't figure out what's wrong [13:45] Gigabit on SoftLayer (US) & Gigabit on Leaseweb (NL) [13:45] "something broke?" [13:45] Yes. Something. [13:45] what? [13:45] Mac? [13:45] software crash? [13:45] I can't make my dock appear from hiding and I can't multitab. [13:45] You have a Mac and you're suggesting computer solutions to people? hehehe [13:45] * Sanguines slaps debdrup around a bit with a large trout [13:45] ... [13:46] Did you the WHOLE mac? [13:46] GO to Apple upper left hand corner and open dock preference [13:46] You obviously know NOTHING about anything. [13:46] rudeboy: tried relaunching Finder, nothing works. [13:46] Tell that to my accountant [13:46] safe boot? [13:46] Just reboot it [13:46] reboot it holding down the shift key [13:46] I'm going to reboot it, but I need my apps to close down first. [13:46] If my roommate was around I would ask him as he fixes macs for a living. [13:46] I'm well aware of all the tricks to make it work. [13:47] okay then... [13:47] * wxproof has joined #nonprophets [13:47] I fix computers for a living, and have been working with macs for well over 4 years. I just don't want to miss the show so I hate to reboot. [13:47] Beem the Mac Apple becon into the Sky, and the Mac Experts from the local iStore will come in the MacMobile [13:47] Nope, it sounds fine. [13:49] Congratulations all for going another two weeks rapture free! That's quite a streak we're on now. Just remember this could always be our last NP... [13:49] lol [13:49] Can you hear me? HELLOOOOO [13:49] They sound crisp on the stream [13:49] I can hear you fine [13:49] There we go. [13:49] Thats odd I can hear them fine. [13:49] Though I also hear music. [13:50] Sanguines: what was your relay again? [13:50] add 2 or 3 after nonprophets [13:50] http://nonprophets2.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [13:50] gotdns? [13:50] http://nonprophets3.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [13:50] ah, yeah [13:50] * Insto has joined #nonprophets [13:50] New mIRC sorta sucks with the scroll-up feature [13:51] brb [13:51] If you type a multi-line text, it won't go above that point [13:51] Ew, mirc [13:51] hello [13:51] Well I use mIRC with ZNC - which I helped develop [13:51] hi all [13:51] mIRC is just comfortable ;) [13:52] Hey Insto [13:52] I used it for a period of two weeks when it came out and didn't like it then.. Haven't touched it since [13:52] when it came out? mirc? [13:52] Only programs I've ever used was pirch & mirc [13:52] Like 94-95 I think [13:52] mirc came out a loooong time ago [13:53] heh [13:53] I use pidgin, yay. [13:53] (c)1995 - [13:53] 1995, i was 14 [13:53] * Razakel has joined #nonprophets [13:54] How many listeners can the relay handle, Sang..? [13:54] We are rockin' now, dammit. [13:55] no kidding [13:55] I can handle any user count [13:55] \m/ [13:55] Surely not :P [13:55] That sounds like a challenge, S. :) [13:55] There's at least a theoretical limit to the backbone you're on. :P [13:55] I host a show that has over 10,000 live users [13:55] What show..? [13:55] Of course there is, .. but you guys aren't touching that - no offense [13:55] Still, you can't host a zetta of users. ;) [13:56] Of course we aren't :) [13:56] Yay it sounds like they fixed it. [13:56] Well considering I'm just using under-used bandwidth, and could probably get 10,000 within that no problem.. I'd say good enough ;) [13:56] Yay fixed things. [13:56] sounds nice, btw [13:56] But if it were an issue w/money, for sure [13:56] However many users.. I'd just go with another type of service provider for that [13:57] Music just got quieter. [13:57] I got direct access to 10Gbts and possibly more if I request it. [13:57] Still, it's a work connection. <.< [13:57] lol, pissing contest? [13:57] Surely ;) [13:57] Epeen and all. [13:57] Wasn't trying to make it a pissing contest though. [13:57] You don't wanna go there ;) [13:58] No, I don't. It serves no purpose :) [13:58] But for entertainment purposes, I have 13 dedicated servers.. 4 of which are gigabit [13:58] I hacked into the Pentagon's WOPR system. [13:58] I hacked that GIBSON [13:58] * Sanguines > you [13:58] THAT's how 1337 I am [13:58] I hacked THE WORLD [13:58] damnit [13:58] i hacked the intertubes [13:58] Had to go there.. [13:58] I hacked the known universe. [13:58] I win [13:58] all of them [13:58] I'm so leet I'm leeter than leet. [13:58] Wait.. [13:58] I hacked the unknown universe [13:58] I hacked GOD [13:59] I clogged your tubes - I drink your milkshake. [13:59] God doens't exist. :P [13:59] the ALPHA and the OMEGA [13:59] So you hacked nothing. :D [13:59] I used GOD as my AOL dialup password bitches [13:59] but you cant tell us how can you zeus? [13:59] I hacked existance. [13:59] Deb loses. :D [13:59] Actually.. it was literally 'godlike', lol [13:59] There is a slight buzz, though I can deal with it. [13:59] I've never hacked anything, .. but I've used already discovered exploits in vulnerable system, to gain root.. download the passwd, bruteforce that [13:59] Christian: who cares, in a pising contest between geeks you can't really lose anymore than the winner. :P [13:59] Patch the exploit used to penetrate [13:59] Then trade off those accounts for more shells to exploit ;) [14:00] I usually work to fix holes, not exploit them. [14:00] * WoodrowWoodpecker has joined #nonprophets [14:00] * Scott has joined #nonprophets [14:00] * nick_van has joined #nonprophets [14:00] Before you were 18? =P [14:00] * Sparrowhawk cowers in shame... [14:00] So who won..? Not it! [14:00] Mmh. I can hear a phone data connection on your stream, Sanguines. [14:00] Hehe, my stream? =P [14:00] Newblet here. Cast forth yon cottage cheese. [14:00] Not saying it's you, just saying it's there and I don't know what's causing it. [14:01] I work with ASSholes... is it anything like that? :) [14:01] Theres a buzz that I hear on the main stream. [14:01] Well relaying is merely taking data from a source, and redistributing it [14:01] So it's not just me. [14:01] That data will not be interfered with my that process [14:01] is there a stream up yet? [14:01] Excluding data-drop or buffering [14:01] Yes [14:01] i'm too late [14:01] nothing on it right now i dont think.... [14:01] There are relays. [14:01] They are fixing [14:01] There's phone noise. :P [14:02] http://nonprophets2.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [14:02] in? [14:02] Sanguines add 2 or 3 after nonprophets [14:02] Sanguines http://nonprophets2.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [14:02] debdrup gotdns? [14:02] Sanguines http://nonprophets3.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [14:02] http://nonprophets3.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [14:02] http://nonprophets2.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [14:02] lol [14:02] zomg url spam [14:02] Not very entertaining phone noise, but there's something there. [14:02] Would just call it signal interference [14:02] I think the noise has a good beat. [14:02] * Rizen has joined #nonprophets [14:02] v. danceable [14:02] I can't hear any beat [14:02] Sanguines: just reminds me of the noise you get if you're using a data connection over a phone. [14:03] You have to expand your mind, man. [14:03] EEK [14:03] Noise squeaks. [14:03] Sounds like a plane at the gate to me. [14:03] yeah... [14:03] something like that [14:03] If I were to argue that it sounds like god, could anyone disprove me? :P [14:03] there's nothing there. done. [14:04] Rizen?? [14:04] yeah? [14:04] Ok...I think all the technical problems are fixed. Everyone is here...we'll be calling Guy and starting the show shortly [14:04] :] Nice [14:04] woohoo! [14:04] cool [14:04] Sanguines: I sent the mail anyhow now. ;) [14:04] Rizen, are you an IRCop? [14:04] /were [14:04] If our Non-Prophets doesn't get here in 30 min or less is it free..? [14:04] If the show doesn't start in thirty minutes or less we get to listen for free right? [14:04] I think I may have known you in a former life ;) [14:05] lol [14:05] damnit [14:05] ... [14:05] w00t - I win, wx. :) [14:05] wxproof, 10 minutes or free [14:05] good job guys [14:05] wow [14:05] Christian: it's already free. :P [14:05] Christianity is free? w00t [14:05] i dont think so as i dont know waht an IRCop is [14:05] Hah [14:05] lol =P [14:05] some old-person irc term from the 90s [14:05] Blah! [14:05] No - just the Christians. [14:05] Ya, definitely not then. I used to be an IRCop on an IRC network called Undernet - and a fellow IRCop was Rizen =P [14:05] I hear Test 1-2-3 on stream 3 [14:05] sounds ok to me, Matt [14:05] err, maybe it was Rizor [14:06] lol [14:06] Blaah youself. [14:06] hah [14:06] stream 2 is ok [14:06] XD [14:06] Yes, its loud ;p [14:06] Definitely still some interference [14:06] y, i hear some 60 Hz interference [14:06] Yeah, there's some interference alright. [14:06] you can tell its 60hz? [14:06] No, he's guessing. [14:06] You can't?? [14:06] lol yeah where are you pulling 60hz from? [14:06] It's not 60hz :P [14:06] ;) [14:06] i wish i could measure herz with my ears [14:07] from experience sounds like powerline interference therefore 60 Hz [14:07] hertz [14:07] It would be much lower I would think if it were 60 [14:07] You sure? [14:07] ah, i see [14:07] Regardless, its there. [14:07] Yup...I still haven't fixed that problem. [14:07] it is indeed...but i dont think its that annoying. [14:07] WoodrowWoodpecker: eh. Sounds just as easily as a data connection on European GSM/GPRS networks. [14:07] It's definitely 60hz [14:07] But it's happening...it should be less clear when we start [14:07] err [14:07] Yeah, I think its the silence that makes it noticed [14:07] Actually I'm not sure, my EQ is funky [14:07] Sweet [14:08] 60hz.. 220.. 221... whatever it takes. [14:08] Funky eqs are awesome. [14:08] Wait, funky in a good or a bad way? [14:08] * grrrrraeme has joined #nonprophets [14:08] Funky in a good way would be with blinking lights and stuff. :P [14:08] I turned my EQ to auto, and it cleared up quite nicely [14:08] Possibly some dancing. [14:17] test [14:17] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Oct 04 14:17:36 2008 Session Start: Sat Oct 04 14:17:43 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [14:17] * Now talking in #nonprophets [14:17] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets are LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Today's guest - Guy P. Harrison!' [14:17] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Oct 04 13:41:05 [14:17] http://nonprophets3.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls (Americas) --or-- http://nonprophets2.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls (Europe) [14:17] wb [14:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [14:18] thane! =P [14:18] Thane who? [14:20] michigan is akin to hell so i agree [14:21] I thought Wisconsin was hell, and Michigan the purgatory? [14:21] I've been meaning to buy Guys book, but it's not in the local book store which annoys me. [14:22] God of patience.. Cute [14:22] liberry? [14:22] Checked it, they don't carry many English books. [14:22] wisconsin has cheese. can't be hell. [14:22] http://www.amazon.com/Reasons-People-Give-Believing-God/dp/1591025672/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1223148154&sr=8-1 [14:22] ah.... maybe I was thinking of Ohio [14:22] Surely cheese and hell are not reconsilable. [14:23] Christian: yeah, but ordering it from Amazon takes forever to get to Denmark.. 30 days last time. [14:23] Not as long as it takes to buy it in a store that doesn't have it. :P [14:23] well order is now and it will get there sooner [14:23] Christian: but the local bookstore will have it in a fortnight, they said so. :P [14:24] That's what they SAY but you know how bookstore people in Denmark are. [14:24] * Targ has quit IRC (Targ) [14:24] danish [14:24] No thanks. [14:24] Yes, they're Danish. [14:25] stands to reason [14:25] indeed [14:25] And according to statistics they're around 60% atheist. :P [14:25] OBVIOUS! [14:25] I was surprised at that number. [14:25] a = aish [14:25] therefore denmark is dan [14:25] huzzah [14:26] dana actually [14:26] Wait, what? [14:26] * Blueblur has quit IRC (Blueblur) [14:26] no idea :( [14:26] as the conversation descends into nonsequitor ... time for a beer! [14:26] Yay beer [14:26] beer is godly [14:27] mickey's big mouth today, yummy [14:27] with the stupid puzzle in the cap [14:27] I missed half the lines because I was laughing so hard. [14:28] did you see it at the tiv [14:28] maher is an anti-vaccine guy [14:28] Frontenac - it's not at the Tiv. Moolah, AMC 16 and Frontenac. [14:28] and pro accupuncture [14:28] thanks [14:28] Yeah and his medical thing is scary. [14:28] well, he can't see germs... [14:28] big-pharma [14:28] ;) [14:28] big pharma [14:28] noooooooooo!!!!! [14:29] he's good at both giving needles and taking them? [14:29] fallacy of the middle ground [14:30] i agree with guy too [14:30] very much so [14:30] agnosticism is a logical abortion? [14:30] I have a mancrush on Guy. :P [14:30] well, as Matt has said before, agnosticism and atheist aren't mutally exclusive [14:30] *atheism [14:31] i like the definition matt uses: if you do not answer "yes" to the question "do you believe in god?" you are an atheist. period. [14:31] me too [14:32] *mutually [14:33] hitchens is a sweater. im shocked how old he is. [14:33] I saw Hitchens debate D'Souza a few weeks ago and was very disappointed. [14:34] I watched that debate last night [14:34] I love listening to Hitchens, but his debate tactics kinda suck. [14:34] He doesn't counter point very well. [14:34] agreed [14:34] I mean D'Souza started the debate with Pascal's Wager and Hitchens didn't even address it until the last sentence of the debate and not even well. [14:34] true [14:34] but when the point is ridiculous...i mean [14:34] From an outside observer, he can easily see as ducking questions or not answering stuff well. [14:34] oh my gosh, i would have jumped all over pascal's wager [14:35] Yeah, but when you're in a symphony hall full of Christian's you gotta jump on that shit. [14:35] *Christians [14:35] i would have ripped pascal's wager apart [14:35] ah well [14:35] Very first point of business is to destroy that one. [14:35] i guess it depends what the debate was over...existence of god or whether or not religion is good or bad? [14:36] I just bought Guy's book on Amazon - I'm going to drop it off with my mom. :) [14:36] It was on Is Believing in God Good. [14:36] ah... [14:36] hmm, dont even see how pascal's wager has any bearing on that. [14:36] So Pascal's Wager says it IS because you are hedging your bet. [14:36] i see... [14:36] It would be GOOD to go to heaven and BAD to go to hell - so just in case. [14:36] or that it's smarter maybe? [14:37] One of the best part of religulous was the jew making devices to skip around the rules on the sabbath. [14:37] a sheet? [14:37] No kidding - I loved that guy. I still don't understand the phone thing. [14:38] I don't either. BUt it just seemed fucking stupid to think you can trick god by not doing specific things even though they realize what the reason behind it was. [14:38] How does stopping a single button from dialing over and over again help you dial..? And isn't pushing a non-button just as 'bad' as pushing an actual button..? Weird fucking people out there. [14:39] Heh yeah [14:39] * Sparrowhawk lost [14:39] its ok, havent read it... [14:39] can't we just agree that pushing things is generally evil? [14:39] Amen. [14:40] I stoned the elevator attendant at the hotel I was in last night. [14:40] Over 10 million gods over the past 1000 years? [14:40] Was that what he said? [14:40] Yeah, but who's counting? [14:41] Apparently he was :P [14:41] yeah, i don't care how many to be honest [14:41] lol [14:41] But it's an interesting point to me.. [14:41] lol.. that alone would dissuade me from writing a book. [14:41] it is interesting...but you dont even need to bring history into it [14:41] just ask a christian if they believe in one of the other gods that people believe in NOW. [14:41] Being an Atheist is tiring - I mean I barely have time in the day to not believe in 10 million invisible friends. [14:41] Sparrowhawk: but they don't. [14:42] Christian: hah :D [14:42] lol [14:42] deb: they don't what? [14:42] clever [14:42] Thank GOD we only have to wage war on one of their holidays - I couldn't stand 10 million wars on Christmas. [14:42] Sparrowhawk: they don't believe in any other god/gods but their own. [14:42] What about Easter? [14:42] yeah, i was just trying to make the good old "youre already an atheist" point [14:43] That's a faulty argument, because they still believe in their own god. [14:43] After we kill Xmas Easter is next. [14:43] Atheism is lack of belief in any god. [14:43] Tell Easter I'm comin' - and hell's coming with me! [14:43] i have a particularly religious friend who ranted about certain atheists critiquing religion, and one of her defenses was many have done good in god's name. so they need god to do good? that's not only wrong, but scary. [14:43] ok, you're right [14:43] god/gods* [14:43] sorry [14:43] They're Atheist -1. [14:44] hah [14:44] Scott: what about all the bad that's been done in gods name? [14:44] my point was just that they know how to reject claims about a god. [14:44] That's the counter-argument. [14:44] even though...the reason they reject it isnt the same as ours...theyre not doing it for reason or science, they just aren't allowed [14:44] hmm [14:44] Damn. I like Easter. Watching Christians playing with pagan fertility symbols for thier spring holiday amuses me. [14:44] damnit, nevermind. that argument sucks now. [14:45] but i thought it was because jesus was a bunny? [14:45] Reminds me of the Adam & Even cartoon in Religulous last night - I loved Adam stroking that stick... lmao [14:45] Reason doesn't enter into belief. :P [14:45] i agree, deb. [14:45] No, it's because Hugh Hefner is Jesus' modern prophet. [14:45] ahhh [14:46] debdrup: she said because not all religious folk are violent, it was wrong to bash it. [14:46] jeeves? [14:46] oh [14:46] jesus [14:46] sounded like jeeves [14:46] Scott: That argument goes visa versa. [14:46] How cool would it be to have a supernatural butler?! [14:47] mmm, omniyummy [14:47] dude, he's totally omniscient [14:47] I want to live in a country that's completely secular and preferably free of public religion. [14:47] Can you bring me a glass of water, Jeeves..? Mmmm.. can you just turn that into wine for me? [14:47] He always opens the door before people even knock - it would be too cool. [14:48] ahaha [14:48] There are some deserted islands in the Pacific, Debdrup [14:48] Christian: I vote that the hosts arrange that we can move there. :P [14:48] like the bikini atoll [14:48] Sounds like a nice place - are girls included? [14:49] zombie girls [14:49] lol... glow in the dark atheists [14:49] I wouldn't want to go there atoll [14:49] They're no fun. [14:49] .....girrllzz? [14:49] what's that... [14:49] rudeboy: durrrrrrrrrr. :P [14:49] The girls have unbeneficial mutations, I'm afraid. [14:49] couldn't resist [14:49] lol. [14:49] that joke took atoll on me too [14:50] Ok NOW I want to go to the Bikini Atoll.. lol [14:50] * rudeboy scrapes off barnacles [14:50] No more! I surrender! [14:50] * astrid has joined #nonprophets [14:50] yeah i think we should be done with that pun now... [14:50] Not atoll. [14:50] hello everyone [14:50] well done. stick a fork in me [14:51] hi astrid [14:51] heya [14:51] Hello. [14:51] * debdrup sticks a fork in rudeboy [14:51] Done. [14:51] hah! first time I follow this live [14:51] i too [14:51] what's this? a danish fork? [14:51] Yay you, astrid. [14:51] Next time be on time, astrid. lol... welcome! [14:51] rudeboy: it can be danish if you want it. [14:51] But only if you want it. :P [14:51] well, my ancestors come from somewhat north of there [14:52] iowa? [14:52] norway [14:52] ah [14:52] Oh? [14:52] oh [14:52] Ee [14:52] oh I was. it just took me a while to figuer this chat thing out [14:52] when I was? [14:53] and something is wrong with my spelling [14:53] We'll let it slide this time, astrid, but you lose a full grade if it happens again. :) [14:53] :] [14:53] :) [14:53] astrid: you type fine [14:53] astrid: all you need is capitalization :) [14:53] bah! [14:53] isn't there something wrong with figuer [14:53] figure [14:54] Ah!right! [14:54] christian: missourah [14:54] ;) [14:54] *headdesks* [14:54] Noooooooo!!!! [14:54] Better than Highway Farty, tho. ;) [14:54] farty far [14:54] Even worse. [14:54] how do you feel about nevada missouri? the way they pronounce it [14:55] flatulence highway? [14:55] lol, mhmm [14:55] Ugh. Just ugh. NeVAYda? Really..? [14:55] i agree. [14:55] You do NOT want to drive on that one, rude. [14:55] Not without my windows down [14:55] XD [14:55] * Rizen has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.3/2008092417]) [14:56] rude: where are ya [14:56] Los Angeles [14:56] cool [14:56] yeah, it is today, first rain since like March [14:56] im in kansas.... [14:56] i'm in germany [14:56] cool [14:56] im half german [14:56] :) [14:56] and it probably is cool there [14:56] my mom's maiden name is Hornbostel [14:56] do you talk german? [14:56] guten tag [14:57] sadly no [14:57] guten tag. wie geht's? [14:57] Es geht mir gut [14:57] English, please. [14:57] cool [14:57] sorry [14:57] heh [14:57] where in Germany, Astrid? [14:58] Baden-Württemberg [14:58] south germany that is [14:58] They roll deep on the south side. [14:58] how did you find us? [14:58] native, or just recently move there? [14:58] youtube [14:58] native [14:58] ah, I see [14:58] id love to go but MD makes plane travel inconvenient [14:59] has anyone seen johnplex's videos on youtube? I think they're from the same public access channel as AETV and they're really funny [14:59] MD..? [14:59] muscular dystrophy [14:59] that sucks [14:59] Ah - I thought maybe you were being held captive by a psycho doctor or something. :) [14:59] thanks but im ok :D [14:59] or its hard to fly in maryland [15:00] A lot of no fly zones around DC so it probably is. :) [15:00] oh good :) [15:00] heheh [15:00] touche [15:00] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duchenne_muscular_dystrophy [15:00] I wish I had a no fly zone when I barbeque... [15:00] The line about gout reminds me of something from Doonesbury: "If god can heal the gout in Oral Roberts' toe, why can't he heal the drought in Africa?" [15:00] rude: hah [15:00] not to mention ants in my kitchen [15:01] Thanks for injecting cheerfulness into the chat, Scott. :) How's your ambulation? [15:01] I'm an MD with MD [15:01] im upbeat so :P [15:01] yeah? [15:01] my heart's great for a 23 year old [15:02] zeus: beckers? [15:02] Is that what ambulation means..? I assumed it meant mobility. [15:02] oh [15:02] lol [15:02] i fail [15:03] um, pretty limited [15:03] Wow - that's pretty harsh, Scott. How old are you..? [15:03] 23 [15:03] a 23 year old [15:03] (if you don't mind me asking) [15:03] no prob [15:04] * nate has joined #nonprophets [15:04] hi nate [15:05] * Wargasm has joined #nonprophets [15:05] hello folks. [15:05] hi [15:05] 'lo [15:05] You are no longer the late one, Astrid. :) [15:05] wargasm where are you in KS? [15:05] haha [15:05] hehe [15:05] i feel so superiour [15:05] man, lots of bible belters here [15:05] Oh, you are. [15:05] Gotta keep sane some way! [15:06] yeah, though i live in a reasonably sane part of ks [15:06] too true [15:06] st. louis is ok [15:06] There was only one christian freak at Religulous last night which surprised me - sold out show full of atheists. [15:06] I just moved here from Rolla which is NOT. :) [15:06] how do you know they were all atheists? [15:06] * nate has quit IRC (nate) [15:06] I assumed based on applause and reactions. [15:06] * nate has joined #nonprophets [15:06] ahhh [15:07] i did just the opposite. i sat through passion of the christ, as an atheist, in a theater full of people from ONE congregation [15:07] (someone had left "trap" tickets out for me to find) [15:07] I did, too.. lol.. went with my mom because I lost a bet with her. :) [15:07] I'm holding out for a double feature showing of Fireproof and Religulous. Want to see them both. [15:07] and it was the congregation of a freaking MEGACHURCH too [15:07] I so want to see that movie [15:08] I think you'll be waiting longer than Deb will for Guy's book. :) [15:08] ugh [15:08] Ugh - I didn't get it THAT bad, Sparrow :) [15:08] yeah, these people in line were telling me about how I should go to their church because MC Hammer was coming. [15:09] LMFAO!! [15:09] That's a reason TO go?? [15:09] who? [15:09] *shudder* [15:09] his music hits him so hard, makes him say "oh my lord!" [15:09] Proof of god, they are ressurecting something [15:09] Well, he is a preacher now. [15:09] Early 90's pop-rapper, astrid. [15:09] * godlessfather has joined #nonprophets [15:09] There's better money is preaching, anyway. [15:09] "Can't touch this", astrid. [15:09] so whats going on in here [15:09] is there a show going on or what [15:09] right now we're listening to the show, and rambling about other crap [15:09] yup! show is on now war. [15:10] sparrow: you couldnt resist [15:10] bah im missing it [15:10] lets talk about free will. [15:10] Disgusting, disgusting things, War. :) [15:10] free willy? [15:10] how about no [15:10] ok [15:10] Sanguines, where's your links?? :) [15:10] sweet [15:10] :D [15:10] I'm on Dennis' side so I get to win, nate. :) [15:11] http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [15:11] http://nonprophets2.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [15:11] http://nonprophets3.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [15:11] im from the internet, nothing disgusts me...except for perhaps religious ideas [15:11] right? [15:11] lol [15:11] not even 2girls one cup? [15:11] no lol i laughed at that [15:11] I need a shirt that says that! [15:11] thought it was hilarious and a little gross [15:11] 2girls one god was way worse [15:11] hahaha [15:11] lmao [15:12] child porn is illegal, pronounced_hey_zeus [15:12] I managed to never be curious enough to watch anything more than reaction videos to that one. :) [15:12] just watch it lol [15:12] dont wimp out [15:12] i dunno, it sounds pretty over the top [15:12] goatse x10 [15:12] the faster you ruin your sense of disgust the sooner youll get over it [15:12] i havent seen it either, and i dont want to [15:12] lmao [15:12] you havent lived [15:12] there are some things that i DONT want to desensitize myself too, lol [15:12] I looked at it like the Nick Berg video - I really don't want that in my head. [15:12] hahaha [15:12] two girls eating shit is one of them [15:12] sorry [15:13] what video [15:13] the beheading [15:13] ^what he said [15:13] yeah i saw that when i was like 15 or 16 [15:13] that was fucked up [15:13] thats another thing i dont want to ever see...snuff films [15:13] You're from the north side of the Internet, dude... hardcore. :) [15:13] that was way way way more disgusting than 2girls1cup man [15:14] if you can watch that and "get over" it [15:14] 2girls1cup will just be funny to you [15:14] yeah no kidding [15:14] i would watch girls eating shit all day rather than beheadings [15:15] Wow - this chatroom has really descended to the depths of topics... lol we are REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel. :) [15:15] no kidding [15:15] guys... [15:15] ick [15:15] and as the conversations begin circling the toilet, literally [15:15] lol [15:15] good quality entertainment here [15:15] matt is smarter than every creationist who thinks the world is 10k years old. [15:16] matt is smarter than every christian [15:16] lol [15:16] Matt is smarter than your mom. [15:16] when it comes to being honest anyway [15:16] he is [15:16] a rock is smarter than every creationist who thinks the world is 10k years [15:16] my mom is christian [15:16] i have a pet dinosaur though [15:16] actually most of them think its about 6k years old [15:16] he is curious and investigates things instead of taking them on faith [15:16] yeah, its adding up all the "begats" or something isnt it? [15:17] yup [15:17] Yes. [15:17] the world is not 10,000 years old. I completed my family tree all the way back. Eve was my grandmother grandma. The world is 200 years old. [15:17] Amen. [15:17] lmao [15:17] it's all a lie, the world is five days old [15:17] rAmen [15:17] its a lie, the world is 20 years old because thats when i was born, and you are all figments of my imagination here to entertain me [15:17] We WILL stone you for your heresy, Raz. [15:18] everyone must get stoned [15:18] Wouldn't figments of your imagination be more entertaining than me..? [15:18] I agree with Wargasm [15:18] I don't see what I said wrong, I just was sitting to dinner with my wife.. [15:18] haha [15:18] I'm just a figment of his imagination [15:18] i have the divine spark you automatons [15:18] you have to have boring to know interesting, Christian [15:18] so you're playing your part just fine [15:18] if people were figments of my imagination they would all be big boobed women. Since you're not, i assume that you're real. [15:18] Sweet - I'm the necessary evil! THAT is a good job title. [15:18] :D [15:19] defnitely good job security [15:19] lmfao [15:19] nate: maybe you just have a shitty imagination [15:19] yes you get to be THAT guy [15:19] That's the Nate-Test: if you are male or flat chested you exist. [15:19] lmfao [15:19] haha [15:19] zeus: no, that's wargasm [15:20] so thats why females behave as if he doesn't exist? [15:20] this is all making sense! [15:20] of course it does [15:20] we should write a book [15:20] so much [15:20] where do I sign up? [15:20] and then claim its thousands of years old [15:20] we dug it up in the desert [15:20] a book [15:20] It'll be thousands of pages long and contain nothing worth reading [15:20] and then we get followers to hate everyone else [15:20] hate = proof! [15:21] hey, as long as i get my manna... [15:21] It'll be banned and burned the second someone gets to the scat and snuff bits. [15:21] wait, didnt joseph smith already do that? [15:21] It already passes one test, it speaks of a specific person, from a specific time, now all it needs to do is be written in the past [15:21] no we just need to claim religious intolerance and that the book is from an almighty god [15:22] yes joseph smith beat us to it [15:22] except all he got was magic underwear [15:22] LOL [15:22] but that just means we have to beat him at his own game! It's what he did to all the existing religions [15:22] UGH my daughter just heard that, Matt!! ;) [15:22] santa isn't real? [15:22] he didnt even go to the desert to dig up his book, he went in his back yard! lazy bastard [15:22] He was just kidding, Zeus. [15:22] thought so [15:23] Hope there aren't children listening.. cause them knowing Santa unreal, whilst listening to an atheist show, is a real concern :P [15:23] he's obviously real [15:23] on christmas, I get presents from santa [15:23] my uncle's family is mormon. i actually went to a service [15:23] I can't explain how they get under the tree [15:23] Santa is real. Matt just doesn't believe in invisible stuff. He doesn't believe in the English language either. [15:23] where else would all the presents come from [15:23] it's obviously santa [15:23] You got serviced by mormons..? [15:23] there just HAS to be a santa. [15:23] Can he feel the wind when he goes outside..? [15:23] hell yes. fetish you see. [15:23] No, Santa and his mind-control take control of your parents and force them to put them under a tree [15:23] I think my mortgage has a sanity clause [15:23] even if you're an adult [15:23] the presents are far too complexly wrapped for my parents to have wrapped them! [15:24] and who the hell eats my cookies and drinks all the beer I leave out on xmas eve? [15:24] the presents must have been wrapped by an elf [15:24] divine gift wrapping [15:24] the butler [15:24] obviously [15:24] omnioleo [15:24] I dunno - I put anti-freeze in the milk and it didn't kill Santa... I do miss my dad, tho. [15:24] aww =\ [15:24] That's for testing him [15:24] lol [15:24] santa can't be killed [15:24] He's punishing you [15:24] you cant kill santa, he's all powerful. [15:24] but he killed your dad as punishment [15:25] He just filtered the milk through that white beard [15:25] That's an interesting legal case right there [15:25] Child attempting to poison Santa =P [15:25] XD [15:25] lmao [15:25] someone needs to get ahold of santa's DNA [15:25] If you kill him you get his powers - there can be only one! [15:25] ok tim allen [15:25] So, I need to find a katana ... [15:25] you a-santaists will burn in presentless hell! [15:25] Let's set up a trap for him then, get a big chimney and point missles at it [15:25] NOOO [15:26] you'll never get another gift from the almighty! [15:26] Santa suffers from chimney envy [15:26] rofl [15:26] his gifts suck [15:26] haha [15:26] O NOEZ [15:26] But a gift, even if small, is better than no gift [15:26] but then, Santa is kind of a brick ... [15:26] Did they even understand the show..? [15:26] but [15:27] now they know our plans [15:27] to kill christmas [15:27] and nuke easter [15:27] ive said too much [15:27] drat, all our years of plotting and sneaking all thrown down the drain! Back to the drawing board for next christmas. I saw we use weasels [15:27] and occupy thanksgiving [15:27] thats what i want to do [15:28] steal their oil! i mean turkey! [15:28] say, rather [15:28] the tofurkeys must be purged [15:28] for easter: we plan to reappropriate it as our own holiday [15:28] Strippers make me happy - they must be god! [15:28] I bet the christians will be vehemently opposed to that [15:29] at a dollar a second, they have to be some sort of higher order of being [15:29] we will hide rabbits instead of eggs. [15:29] The new easter past time, dunking rabbits in colored vinegar [15:29] we will hide copies of the communist manifesto [15:29] And then rip them open and look for candy. [15:29] someone say 'asshat', because drunks are happier than sober people [15:29] aka our bible [15:29] hahaha [15:29] i love it good idea [15:29] dying rabbits [15:29] im a very happy drunk [15:29] the egg will be our symbol and the rabbit is what we will hide and dye [15:30] kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit....! [15:30] thus the lucky feet [15:30] But wait, we believe in nothing, isn't an egg something? [15:30] With my sword and magic helmet! [15:30] we believe the egg is nothing. [15:30] ASSHAT!!!!! [15:31] and a million brain-cells cry out, as if in major pain, and are suddenly silenced [15:31] does anyone here actually live in austin? [15:31] nope [15:31] as long as you have enough brain cells to lift beer to your mouth its ok [15:31] not i, rather [15:32] not i [15:32] yay denmark! [15:33] Danish? [15:33] dana [15:33] lol, http://www.bygeorge.co.nz/?tag=laptop [15:33] prayer works lol [15:34] I prayed for morning and it came. Voila! [15:34] theist response to "prayer doesnt work": well, god must have his reasons for not answering those, and we can't understand [15:34] conclusion: god is an asshole [15:34] lol [15:34] yes as long as you pray for the inevitable it will work [15:34] That is a great countdown to have on a plane [15:34] i like the caller they had once...the woman who claimed she had a tumor and god made it go away [15:34] didnt even know it was a tumor [15:34] I'm praying for the deaths of thousands of people today. [15:34] "you will have read a horoscope today" [15:35] sparrow: yeah lol [15:35] lmao [15:35] haha [15:35] "I felt a MASS - it was a MASS!!" [15:35] mass removes masses! [15:35] was it...your bones?! [15:35] :P Plug your ears while chanting prayer =P [15:36] I bet it's rainbow-coloured [15:36] everyone knows Satan helped the french quarter [15:36] duhhhh [15:36] no no, the gay shield [15:36] satan makes good jambalaya [15:36] satan is one quarter french? huh. [15:37] * nate has left #nonprophets [15:37] he's a cheese-eating surrender satyr [15:37] Satan is my hot hot sex [15:38] I once heard a crazy person actually say the French Quarter was above sea level so that was why it was spared major damage. Fucking morons and their delusions! [15:39] spike lee knows the troof [15:39] We can't reach the singularity if everyone is broke and unemployed. [15:41] Sorry - should I not discuss the global economy here..? :) [15:42] im reading pale blue dot. we're screwed. lol [15:42] heh. the global economy is screwed [15:42] as will all of us be very soon I suspect [15:43] Maybe those appocolypse movies are right. Soon we'll brake off and form roaming bands of people and start all over, just like in Battlefield Earth! [15:43] I'm staking out a nice storm drain for my family and planting my flag. [15:44] screw that. a friend of mine suggests that the US will split up into four or five separate countries [15:44] so I'm staying in california. [15:44] well, i dont think i'll be in the good one [15:45] godland? [15:46] guy is such a guy's guy [15:46] Unemployed - in GODland!! [15:46] yikes [15:46] Underemployed in California [15:46] Cali is asking for an emergency loan and the south part doesn't have water.. soooo... maybe move. [15:46] atheists caused the meltdown yanno [15:46] atheists cause cancer. [15:46] And hemmorrhoids [15:47] prove it [15:47] atheists cause atheism [15:47] You just have to have faith that it's true. [15:47] Let me have a moment with my rhoids and we'll discuss [15:47] sex causes athiests [15:47] yeah have faith lol whats wrong with you [15:47] If you get down on your knees and ask for atheists to reveal themselves to you, you'll get boils on your ass guaranteed. [15:47] sex causes sin! [15:47] boils cause ass? [15:47] sin is in [15:47] who cares? Sin is good [15:47] sin sational [15:48] sintilating [15:48] jesus doesnt approve of sin therefore its bad [15:48] sin is state of mind [15:48] I only just ordered Guy's book about 45 min ago - but I like that guy. Good interview. [15:48] but sin is the entire reason we are atheists, isn't it? It must be good! [15:48] which state? [15:48] nevada? [15:48] Alaska. [15:48] well, im gonna split [15:48] Speak thee not that name [15:49] take care everyone. [15:49] ah [15:49] byeee hawk [15:49] * Sparrowhawk has quit IRC [15:49] Why don't you make like a tree - and get out of here, Sparrow? [15:49] show's sone [15:49] lol [15:49] matt dillahunty is on facebook? [15:49] Yes [15:49] yup [15:49] i too [15:49] I'm on sit-on-my-facebook [15:49] * thane has quit IRC (thane) [15:49] is he a member of the group devoted to the atheist experience and the non-prophets? [15:49] kinky. [15:49] pixy [15:50] i think... [15:50] Why not ask him yourself? [15:50] http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1058895493&ref=nf [15:50] Ya, that analysis is likely not right [15:50] in your facebook [15:50] Cellphone vs. regular phone, that is really irrelated [15:50] er.. not sure if it's private. [15:51] matt's? 'tis [15:51] raz: because asking everyone in the chat is easier :) [15:51] thanks for the link, chris [15:52] lazy [15:52] good job matt! [15:52] go matt [15:52] * wxproof has quit IRC (wxproof) [15:52] no fat for matt [15:52] and that is that [15:52] I'm lagging so far behind on the show. [15:53] all right then -- two weeks everyone [15:53] adieu [15:53] over and .... [15:53] buh. [15:53] bye [15:53] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [15:53] bye everyone [15:53] oort! [15:53] bye [15:54] how long does it take them to upload the podcast? [15:54] few hours [15:54] Hours usually, days sometimes. :) [15:54] is it safe to place email addys here? [15:54] right. so i'll check again tomorro. I had some problems listening to the show from time to time [15:54] Of course. :) lol... [15:55] what [15:55] dont put personal emails on here [15:55] k [15:55] it will get picked up by bots and youll be spammed to death [15:55] wargasm@gmail.com [15:55] they post chat logs here [15:55] thx man [15:55] lol [15:55] haha not my email [15:55] but close [15:55] it was a good shot, tho, right..? wargasm@yahoo.com? [15:55] lol [15:55] no im at gmail [15:55] gmail ftw [15:56] if you arent on gmail you fail at life [15:56] Amen. [15:56] well, if you look at matt's facebook, im the dude with the pink hat [15:56] yay? [15:56] Hold on a sec lemme look [15:56] * big_dill91 has joined #nonprophets [15:57] Ok.....that's the show (he said WAY after the show was over) [15:57] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [15:58] We're in a few dicussion here about various points...like normal [15:58] how long will it be till it is up on the site? [15:58] Nope - didn't find you. :) [15:58] Apart from the technical issues....(and the fact that we neglected to let any of you ask questions..DOH), how was it? [15:58] great [15:59] There were no complaints during the show, so that is worth something [15:59] Awesome interview - inspired me to order Guy's book on Amazon during the show. :) [15:59] guy was fantastic [15:59] Eeeeexcellent [15:59] guy is the guy [15:59] Pretty good. [15:59] im not ur guy buddeh [15:59] * big_dill91 has quit IRC (big_dill91) [15:59] I'm not your buddy, guy [15:59] I haven't heard him before so I was wary pre-show but a great conversation, I thought. [15:59] I'm not your buddy guy [15:59] Why didn't you do that? [15:59] lmao [15:59] lol [15:59] * WoodrowWoodpecker has quit IRC (WoodrowWoodpecker) [16:00] i'm not your guy pal [16:00] I'm disappointed you guys didn't do that joke. [16:00] What? You're not big sports guys? [16:00] Ah, Canadians, can't live with them, can't live without them [16:00] lol [16:00] And Danes were mentioned! Yay us. [16:00] So...I'm converting it to MP3 now. It should be up on the site within an hour, assuming I don't get distracted. :) [16:01] Hurrah Matt, don't get distracted! [16:01] Look! Naked cheerleaders! [16:01] haha [16:01] Damn you cheerleaders! [16:01] Thanks for tuning in...thanks for the extra streams(!)...and thanks to those that suggested we get Guy on the show. We'll be back in 2 weeks...give or take a couple of hours [16:01] I hope they are not naked roller derby chicks come to kill Matt... [16:01] hahaha [16:02] I've been praying for that so I hope they are. [16:02] :D [16:02] i remember that [16:02] matts death of preference [16:02] Isn't it everyone's..?? [16:02] or playing pool [16:02] not mine [16:02] id rather be smothered in tits [16:02] Naked roller derby chicks would be my favorite death preference as well. [16:02] then again i probably would be [16:02] Just the sheer hilarity of it actually happening. [16:02] lmfao [16:02] hahaha [16:03] I'd die with a smile on my face for several reasons. [16:03] i know [16:03] Such a mix of emotion [16:03] 2 out of 3 atheists agree - naked roller derby stampede is THE way to go. [16:03] lmfao [16:03] To go, literally. [16:03] actually ive changed my mind that is the best way to die [16:03] i have wheels...they have wheels...do the math [16:03] 3 of 3! [16:03] youd see it coming and not care at all [16:03] It's UNANIMOUS!! :) Time to edit the wiki [16:04] wahoo! [16:04] There are 6 billion people on the planet. At least one person alive at the moment has gotta die that way [16:04] You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home! [16:04] We should take this to congress, do like what the inuits do but with naked roller derby women [16:04] now everyone click the Yahoo! exclamation point [16:04] Renew! Renew! [16:04] bye guys! [16:04] * Scott has left #nonprophets [16:05] what was matt talking about when he said that [16:05] i forget [16:07] said what? [16:07] talking about being killed via naked roller derby chicks [16:07] lmao [16:08] As proof that prayer works [16:08] haha oh yeah [16:08] that was great [16:08] Or at least slightly stronger evidence than praying for things that happen all the time [16:08] I thought it was about how masturbation was sinful... [16:08] yeah [16:08] Maybe I should listen more carefully. [16:08] lol [16:08] lmao christian [16:08] I'm sure both could work in context [16:08] Ok...I'm heading out, killing the stream. See you in 2 weeks [16:08] cya [16:08] See ya - great show. [16:08] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Oct 04 16:08:53 2008