Session Start: Sat Aug 23 11:53:56 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [11:53] * Now talking in #nonprophets [11:53] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, August 23rd, 2007! at 5:00pm eastern on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episode.' [11:53] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Aug 09 16:14:42 [11:54] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [11:54] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [11:54] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [11:55] Hello there Non-Prophets [11:55] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [11:55] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [11:55] Hello [11:56] Does it look like the show is going to be on time? [11:56] I'm () this close to cancelling today's show. They're working on the water at my place and I've been cleaning and re-arranging furniture to make room for the bird cage. SOOOO, I've got a lot to do over the next 90 minutes. I'll probably be AFK most of that time, and I'm betting we start a few minutes late. [11:57] Ok...back to work. No water = no pre-show shower. I'm sure I'll smell wonderful [11:57] That sucks... [11:57] Good luck with that [11:57] That does suck, May the force be with you =P [12:00] Just to clarify, the show starts at 3 pm eastern, where it's now 1 pm? ( http://www.time.gov/timezone.cgi?Eastern/d/-5/java ) [12:01] Should be. [12:01] correct, 1 pm eastern right now [12:01] Yep [12:01] <--- NY'er [12:01] California. [12:01] So it starts in two hours? Making it 21:00 in gmt +1. Allright, then. [12:01] yes [12:01] I had to do the little time math myself. [12:22] Yeah it starts at 12 here in California. [12:22] Unfortunately I have to leave at 12 so ill have to catch it when they upload it. [12:29] * Liei has joined #nonprophets [12:35] * mihirgk has joined #nonprophets [12:37] * Defenestrator has joined #nonprophets Session Start: Sat Aug 23 13:02:36 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:02] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:02] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:02] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Aug 23 11:55:37 [13:02] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:06] anyone know the toic of the show? [13:06] Not I [13:06] Less than one hour left. [13:08] * realMz has joined #nonprophets [13:11] Topic? How often do we have "a topic"? ;) [13:11] Oh snap [13:12] sorry, i'm new [13:12] I think we were supposed to remind you about cards or something... [13:12] Heh yeah I don't recall topics and I only have like 78 more episodes left till im done catching up . [13:12] found out about the show last sunday [13:14] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:14] hm. time enough to get beer, I see [13:15] hm [13:15] can i repeat the show on my ustream channel? [13:16] brb [13:16] * GizmoIscariot has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [13:16] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [13:20] found out about the show last sunday << Yea, me too. [13:22] *Thumbs up* [13:22] I was on stumbleupon, hitting stumble when I came upon an Atheist Experience show. [13:22] One thing to another, and here I am. [13:23] Snowball effect huh? [13:23] Yarp. [13:23] I'd welcome you to the show, but they don't pay me enough :P [13:23] i am a recent transplant to Texas and found Atheist Experience a few weeks ago [13:24] I kid, I kid, welcome one and all... [13:24] It's really something I wish California had on our public access. [13:24] * godlessfather has only been an atheist for nine months [13:26] If your IP is 216.78.221.4 - you can stop spamming the server now [13:26] Welcome to a sinfest 2008! [13:27] Someone really wants in. >.> [13:27] sorry, that was winamp [13:28] I just leave the address in the Open URL area until it's up. [13:29] or I should stop being so early [13:29] it's a bad habit of mine [13:31] Yes, but showing up early just lets you meet all kinds of weird Athiests and Athiest friendly people [13:32] Atheist* [13:32] My bad [13:33] That would justify entering the chat room early, but not winamp trying to take down the show. [13:33] * GizmoIscariot has joined #nonprophets [13:33] No one was trying to take down the show...they're just trying to connect and auto-retry was on [13:33] Stupid LCD panel [13:34] Normally, I'd be broadcasting something now...but I'm having some network difficulties. [13:34] How's the water works coming along? :D [13:35] no water [13:35] Yeah im getting Service Unavailiable. [13:35] :( [13:35] Is your IP actually 72.48.77.32? [13:35] No idea when it'll be turned back on...they've already broken up the parking lot and they're out there working on something. I may not have water all day [13:36] .................... [13:36] That's the IP to the house, yes...but you can only get through to this box and only on the port for broadcasting [13:36] Yeah I know that, just didn't know if you had a static IP or if the ip changed but the gotdns address was still on an old IP. [13:37] I don't have a static IP, but like most providers, it rarely changes [13:37] Yeah [13:37] Ok...I've got to reboot all 4 machines, back in a bit [13:37] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Aug 23 13:37:53 2008 Session Start: Sat Aug 23 13:49:26 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:49] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:49] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:49] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Aug 23 11:55:37 [13:49] Im not sure its up yet. [13:49] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:49] Theres the person that can answer that. [13:49] We're going to be late, but there WILL be a show today. (Unless something goes horribly wrong). [13:50] seems the server is already slammed NPs [13:50] Is the server full? [13:50] This machine is doing an update and will have to reboot...Denis is running late (not feeling well), but is on his way. I haven't heard from the others yet. So...it looks like maybe 20-30 minutes late. I'll jump back in with an update as soon as I have more info. [13:50] Server isn't full - it's not up yet. [13:50] Non-Prophets -- the streaming server is slammed. [13:50] Pass the word along while I'm gone, please [13:50] Damn I was hoping to record it (I have to leave here in 10 minutes or so). Oh well ill catch it when its posted. [13:50] :) [13:50] ah [13:51] my mistake then [13:51] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Aug 23 13:51:17 2008 Session Start: Sat Aug 23 14:10:09 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [14:10] * Now talking in #nonprophets [14:10] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [14:10] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Aug 23 11:55:37 [14:10] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [14:10] wb [14:10] * realMz is now known as OmituinenOtus [14:10] I would so go if it wasn't on a Tuesday [14:10] Ok, We're still waiting on Denis, but I'm going to set the stream up in about 5 min or less [14:10] 18 credit hours + work = not fun [14:10] true [14:10] UofL? [14:10] Sounds good to me [14:10] yes [14:10] speed school [14:11] what you going for?? [14:11] engineering [14:11] computer engineering [14:11] nice...im in my second year of grad studies in electrical engineering at UK [14:11] BRB [14:11] I'm going into my second year of undergrad [14:12] I think I'm going to apply to Speed School [14:12] I'm going into my last year of undergrad >_< [14:12] I'm not sure if I could do it though [14:12] If you like bitpop you can listen to "Herr Reporter" at http://www.myspace.com/dinstalker [14:12] freshman in college / senior in Highschool here, should have about a year of college done when i graduate from HS [14:12] yeah, it's hard to sugar coat engineering [14:12] Hey Matt, any card tricks this week? XD [14:13] so far for me, the calculus is the hardest part [14:13] personally leaning towards a computer science major [14:13] * Joy has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:13] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [14:13] it works [14:13] yeah..stay away from mechanical..thermodynamics and fluid mechanics/dynamics sucks [14:13] Perfect timing? [14:13] (it = the stream) [14:14] live stream up [14:14] NJ! [14:14] the calculus is why I think about not going [14:14] Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeboy! [14:14] Just got finished mowing the lawn. Yowzha! [14:14] * joy has joined #nonprophets [14:14] Yes, I'm multi "u'd" [14:14] but once you get past it, it's not that hard [14:15] Odd music. [14:15] I like it. [14:15] I'm taking AP Calculus this year...I guess I can see where that goes [14:15] * trricky has joined #nonprophets [14:15] Yeah, I don't mow, I weed whack my lawn, what's left of it .. [14:15] The music, is this Rush? [14:15] Let's see if they get the time zone right again. [14:15] Doesn't sound like any Rush i've heard [14:16] keep in mind that even if you do manage to pass the ap calc test, speed school won't let you use it in lieu of their calculus [14:16] It's the follow up band to Rush, Torpor [14:16] * trricky has quit IRC (trricky) [14:16] Yeah [14:16] Hey, rudeboy - Gotta run, but I wanted to say goodbye, eh? Hope to see you doing shows again, okay? [14:16] but I would at least be somewhat prepared [14:16] mihirgk: how much math must you take? [14:16] thanks, Joy! [14:16] :) [14:16] I'm on it [14:16] up to Calc 4 / Differential Equations? [14:16] * joy has quit IRC (joy) [14:16] Today, it's the ALL-MUSICAL Non-Prophets! [14:17] Wow, first fan I have ever met in here [14:17] yes [14:17] i have heard this song before [14:17] Is it a radio show? Is it an atheist? No, it's Superman! [14:17] plus some statistics [14:17] Yeah, it's ?? ANderson [14:17] I forget her first name [14:17] its very frightening [14:17] Lorrie? [14:18] . [14:18] lol [14:18] 2.. [14:18] and we have to take linear algebra [14:18] Laurie Anderson. [14:18] ah [14:18] yes [14:18] gross..matrices [14:18] blah [14:18] Whoops, my cat did that. :) [14:18] I used to have this song on my answering machine. [14:18] Kept the sales calls awya, eh? [14:18] * grrrrraeme has joined #nonprophets [14:18] grrrrrraeme [14:18] No, my attitude did that :-) [14:19] the UK is checking in [14:19] hey all [14:19] heh [14:19] Music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hhm0NHhCBg [14:19] This is creepy sounding [14:19] i like it [14:19] wft [14:19] Her videos are bizarre too [14:19] i mean... wtf [14:19] it reminds me of monty python [14:19] It sounds like the commercial from Halloween: Season of a Witch, just sped up [14:20] Sound like a female Philip Glass. [14:20] silly avant garde musicians [14:20] Anyone watching Obama's speech? [14:20] He and biden look great together [14:20] hm good to know. [14:20] lol [14:20] blah blah blah [14:20] it's the Lauris e Anderson Non Prophets Mic check [14:21] I don't remeber those lyrics. :) [14:21] * EdSG has quit IRC [14:22] Thank Nobody--SILENCE! [14:22] I wish I had an mp3 file of this song, so I could delete it. :-) [14:22] anyone else's audio stream cutting in and out? [14:22] lol [14:22] No, Ted. [14:22] No [14:22] I have silence now [14:22] Dave63 [14:22] streams been fine [14:22] stream is fine Ted. [14:22] Today, it's the ALL-MUSICAL Non-Prophets! [14:22] that was painful [14:22] the stream looks ok though [14:22] yeah ted..mine keeps having to buffer [14:22] You may have just guaranteed that it becomes the full-time theme song [14:22] connected but no sound [14:22] Now heres music [14:22] he h heh [14:22] * Cafeeine has joined #nonprophets [14:22] * ricky has joined #nonprophets [14:23] Canadian, turn on your speakers =P [14:23] it just cut out though [14:23] stream still appears connected [14:23] audio got dropped stream is still up [14:23] I just checked everything [14:23] This is so much better than that song. [14:23] Hah. [14:23] Pure silence. [14:23] Thinking time. [14:23] they are just preparing for launch is all [14:23] Enjoy the silence [14:23] enjoy the silence [14:23] damn [14:23] Take this time to meditate [14:23] And now for a moment of silent meditation [14:23] Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence"? [14:24] meditate n the dead air [14:24] yeah [14:24] hivemind in here is crazy [14:24] time for a reboot [14:24] I wonder how much bandwidth silence takes... [14:24] I do not have hives [14:24] * Canadian_hoser has quit IRC [14:24] EinstĂĽrzende's "silence is sexy"? [14:24] I've always wondered [14:24] How on radio [14:24] if they don't speak its silent [14:24] the carrier wave isnt modulated at all [14:24] STARTING [14:24] here we go [14:24] Or maybe 4:36 by John Cage. [14:25] oshi [14:25] OH [14:25] Yay! [14:25] *Braces for impact* [14:25] i dont hear [14:25] takes about 90 seconds [14:25] ooo the tension is mounting [14:25] there is a slight delay [14:25] Today, a very special Zen episode of TNP. [14:25] and it's up [14:25] They delay in case of a wardrobe malfunction [14:25] no one wants to see Denis's tits? [14:25] No one wants to see the non prophets shirtless [14:26] Not too high on my to-do list [14:26] Non-Prophets: what's up? Sorry, I didn't see you querying me... [14:26] this is maddening - i'm rebuffering every 10 seconds [14:26] Buy more internets [14:26] * NeutronJack waits for the time zone. [14:26] try a reboot Ted, [14:26] maybe his intertoobs is clogged [14:26] nice, pretty full room today [14:26] Server is full [14:26] Completely [14:26] I'm in the EDT time zone. Does that mean that for me, the show started an hour ago? [14:27] wow you all responded on time! [14:27] The show JUST started [14:27] I'm getting it here in LA fine [14:27] That proves it. Fanaticism. [14:27] Non-Prophets: Are you one of the speakers? [14:27] Hooray! [14:27] BUFFERING!!!! [14:27] RAWR [14:27] * NeutronJack does the time zone dance. [14:27] Non-Prophets = Matt [14:28] what application are you using, statch? [14:28] winamp [14:28] well theres your problem [14:28] Notice the lack of complete cynacism that would give him away as Shilling. [14:28] hm. should be clean [14:28] I'm using winamp too [14:28] repeating on http://ustream.tv/channel/godlessfather [14:28] and it's working [14:29] I'd pay for a reserved slot. [14:29] Maybe. [14:29] I'd pay [14:29] 32 unique listeners! [14:29] Hi folks... Russell here. [14:29] Hey Russell [14:29] Hi [14:29] hi [14:29] Obama Biden =) [14:29] Yo [14:29] Hello, Russell. [14:29] Hey Russell [14:29] repeating on http://ustream.tv/channel/godlessfather [14:30] I'm recovering from a sore throat, so I thought I'd hang out in chat, since we usually neglect you guys :) [14:30] * TedInSaltLake has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:30] alt connection? [14:30] * mond has quit IRC (mond) [14:30] audio problem? [14:30] Good to have you Russell [14:31] Ted fell into the great salt lake [14:31] * TedInSaltLake has joined #nonprophets [14:31] he'll fix the levee and get back to us soon [14:31] overrun by mormons...he stole magic underwear [14:31] * mond has joined #nonprophets [14:31] what was that alternative feed again? [14:31] LOL [14:31] epeating on http://ustream.tv/channel/godlessfather [14:31] thanx [14:32] Repeating on http://ustream.tv/channel/godlessfather [14:32] but i'm hearing some audio problems right now [14:32] bloody mouse is acting up [14:32] What kind of problems? [14:32] oh, just with your feed? [14:32] * thedefaultposition has joined #nonprophets [14:32] buffering like crazy [14:32] sometimes the audio skips [14:32] * Canadian_hoser has joined #nonprophets [14:32] not my feed, what I'm getting from the stream [14:32] the intertoobs needs an enema [14:32] I'm not getting skips on the official stream. [14:32] occassional buffering here but its nothing too bad [14:32] same here [14:32] godlessfather -- are you on dial up? [14:32] its good for me [14:33] trying to reconnect [14:33] no, cable [14:33] wow. that should be clean [14:33] now it sounds better [14:33] * ricky has quit IRC (Leaving) [14:33] yeah, its fine now [14:33] Underground Bibles...... [14:34] fixed my sound problem but now the stream is overbooked [14:34] I have no problem with the stream. I use winamp and listens in Sweden. [14:34] Short supply of bibles...right...as if that was possible [14:34] Rent a hotel somewhere in the US. [14:34] lol [14:35] does china block bible sites? [14:35] i'm using mplayer [14:35] because then they don't need physical copies [14:36] They do block a lot of sites, somehow I doubt they block Bible sites though. Seems to be a low-priority. [14:36] the chinese making bibles? after reading engrish.com I shudder to the possibilities. [14:36] lol [14:36] Ha, ha! [14:36] The bible makes more sense in its original chinese [14:37] Jesus Chang [14:37] Say what? [14:37] That's the original Klingon, you mean! [14:37] He He [14:37] did the sound just cut out for a few seconds there? [14:37] No. [14:37] odd [14:38] I'm gonna bin trying to listen live - see you in 2 weeks [14:38] * NeutronJack can't parse that. [14:38] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [14:38] wow russell, you are sick [14:38] this is why socrates let himself be offed [14:38] success!!! [14:38] got a connection [14:39] i'm still buffering [14:40] Its up to the citizens of a country to change their own country. [14:40] So in 1936 when you went to Germany you should have obeyed the Nuremberg laws? [14:40] remember they think everyone should follow there rules becasue there gods rules [14:40] the Chineese are a wise people keeping the bible out of their country [14:40] I'm getting frequent [Buffer: 0%] in my winamp [14:40] Spotty connection :/ [14:40] In 1936 I'd have stayed the hell out of Germany. [14:40] Rakajj: If you knew and cared about the laws. [14:41] It's impossible to learn all the relevant laws in a country. [14:41] Right [14:41] It's not like people force you to go to China... there are legitimate ways to protest another counties' laws within your own country :/ [14:41] But in relation to China, he was smuggling bibles, he knew it was illegal [14:41] Sure, but shouldn't you still declare your Bibles? [14:42] Well, if you know you're doing an illegal thing it's a difference. [14:42] *shrug* [14:42] I declare my bible ...... useless [14:42] lol [14:42] yes im importing 300 pounds of paper [14:42] lol, blank...paper. [14:42] ... with really bad prose written on it ... [14:43] But say that one in you family was trapped in a country and wanted out, but it was illegal? [14:43] The Bible is NOT useless: it's a dandy paperweight, it can prop up a wobbly table, etc. [14:43] Trapped how? [14:43] Thats different Dev [14:43] Physically? [14:43] it can be turning into a presto log to light a nice warming fire [14:44] turning? turned.... wtf? [14:44] Rakajj: What? I'm just thinking up examples. [14:44] Unjustly trapped in a prison? I don't know. [14:44] I'm getting frequent buffering - choppy audio. [14:44] Is anyone using the "repeater" URL = http://ustream.tv/channel/godlessfather ? [14:44] How is it? [14:44] it can be used on a camping trip as TP [14:45] i'm also losing connection every other second, it doesn't really affect audio expect for a few clicks here and there. [14:45] I understand, just kind of tossing out examples to see if there were alternate situations that would require different responses [14:45] finally got it through ustream! [14:45] yes we have our culture we think its right but they have there [14:45] s [14:46] But what if that country has really cute chicks? [14:46] Just like pot laws. If you smoke and you get arrested you can't say, "I shouldn't be arrested because I don't think it should be illegal." [14:46] they talking about sex out of wedlock right now? [14:46] How cute are we talking? [14:46] import the chicks? [14:46] * NeutronJack goes to Sweden to protest, uh, somthing or other. [14:46] i think i may be a bit behind, but i've got the stream working right now [14:46] The question is if you always should follow a country's law you're in. I guess you could come up with some counterexample. But it's a value question anyway.. [14:46] repeating on http://ustream.tv/channel/godlessfather [14:46] me too [14:47] well it ahs to be situational [14:48] that might not work because the chinese won't give them visas [14:48] so the airlines won't take them over [14:48] I'll fly to Stockolm and protest lutifisk. that shit makes me puke [14:48] Lutfisk. :) [14:48] Lutfisk is awesome [14:48] ty [14:49] The rule should be that if you use other people's service, you should obey their rules. [14:49] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [14:49] 26 hour sitin is nothing [14:49] But if you just want to visit a mountain eg and can make it on you own, why should other people have the right to stop you? [14:50] * Fed has joined #nonprophets [14:51] * WoodrowWoodpecker has joined #nonprophets [14:51] Great nick, WoodrowWoodpecker. [14:51] Other people have the right to stop you if you are causing deteriment to their mountain? [14:52] 888 [14:52] or if the mountain causes detriment to you [14:52] They don't go around collecting people's Bibles in China as far as I've known, I think the Chinese law is having a problem with evangelical christians, not christians practicing themselves. [14:52] Cat again.. [14:52] As far as I know* [14:52] they might also want to curb foreign influence [14:53] Doesn't everyone have a problem with evangelical christians? [14:53] If only Ky [14:53] mihirgk: Well, it's going to be a negotiation between the persons who claims rights to visit/use the mountain. [14:53] * amethyst32 has joined #nonprophets [14:53] I meant Malik. [14:54] and if the person(s) in charge of the mountain refuse in the negotiation? [14:54] lol [14:54] Ok, I'm back. [14:54] Ow my voice. [14:54] mihirgk: Well it's going to be a fight then. :) [14:54] * thedefaultposition has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205]) [14:54] lol, Russell was beat back into his corner =( Welcome back russell [14:54] The people who claim the rights to use that montain have "control" of the mountain by physical force, as with every country, and their own land :/ [14:54] This has no relation to Bibles in China though. :) [14:54] devadatta: who has the right to win then? [14:55] I mean, how else do countries defend their territories? [14:55] Christian Warriors. Scary thought. [14:55] I was not beat! [14:55] Never surrender! [14:55] =.=!! [14:55] lol [14:55] * sirscooterx56 has joined #nonprophets [14:55] A good logician knows when (s)he's beat [14:55] * sirscooterx56 has left #nonprophets [14:55] if you redefine surrender, you will never have to surrender [14:55] we will stand, and fight! [14:55] * statch has quit IRC [14:55] Since I'm not a good logician, I never know [14:55] We will fight them in the streets, [14:55] * rogerdr has joined #nonprophets [14:56] Can be like the Bush admin. and just keep re-defining Victory [14:56] Well, does anyone have a right to some place? It's only the result of negotiation or fighting. [14:56] we will fight them in the fields, [14:56] We will fight then on the internets? [14:56] * sirscooterx56 has joined #nonprophets [14:56] Flame Wars! [14:56] we will fight them in those things that look like streets but are sort of dead ends... cul- something or other... [14:56] I will fight them for my toilet seat! [14:56] well we all know the rules of logic [14:56] We will nevah surrendah! [14:56] Round up the trolls, the hackers and the spammers [14:56] well, if property rights are in effect, then they would say the owner(s) are in charge [14:56] if all else fails, resort to violence [14:56] cul-de-sacs! [14:56] Culdesacs? [14:56] you did what to my sac? [14:57] Don't step on my punchline, devadatta :P [14:57] * sirscooterx56 has quit IRC (sirscooterx56) [14:57] Excuse me? [14:57] Non-Prophets: Sorry. :) [14:57] we will fight them in out smartcars! [14:57] that wasn't punch, that was tang [14:57] Just kidding I don't have one. [14:57] * sirscooter has joined #nonprophets [14:57] hello [14:57] or Fizzies [14:57] Welcome sirscooter [14:57] Hail, sirscooter! [14:57] lol, Shilling always reads my mind [14:57] I like the smart cars [14:58] I keep one in my glove box incase mine breaks down [14:58] we should ask sirscooter to forgive our sins [14:58] Couldn't get on the live feed-what's the topic for today? [14:58] I want to convert my minivan to electric [14:58] in his infinite wisdom [14:58] what is holding me back? money. [14:58] yeah hasent everyone in history been screwed at soem point? [14:58] We just finished talking about China's restriction on Bibles [14:59] Bible importation [14:59] =P [14:59] and got caught up in some argument about whether this is a real free speech violation or if some people who tried to bring bibles were just asshats. [14:59] well, not us personally, but every group of people has been screwed in some way at some point [14:59] arugh [14:59] Non-Prophets: Could you give som key words (names etc.) on they news spoken now so we can google it? [14:59] drink! [14:59] Ahh, yeah, that worked so well for the Catholics in Europe...:p [15:00] lemme see if I can google that one [15:00] God bless Google ;) [15:00] +me ducks [15:00] wait [15:00] * Malik ducks [15:00] I'd say that's a free speech violation, but China doesn't have freedom of speech [15:00] Thank Darwin it's Saturday [15:00] There we go [15:00] God is Google! (soon..) [15:00] Goddle. [15:00] why do some people ride on the coat tails of their ancestors so they can get benefits [15:01] Dog bless google...woof [15:01] Google is God or God is Google? Cause they're drastically different [15:01] they'd still be slaves if we'd left them in africa [15:01] We'd? [15:01] Are you taking personal responsibility? [15:01] "the white man" as the indians would put it [15:01] I'd say they on both accounts. [15:02] http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html [15:02] lawl [15:02] i have proof that hermes is god [15:03] Defenestrator: Does it involve omniscience? :) [15:03] im fond of saying yes i need to give this group money becasue my great great granpa serf in russia was responsible for slavey [15:03] nope, sorry, having trouble finding it [15:03] I have undeniable proof that I am God, but you'd have to be me to understand it. [15:03] Its funny. from a genetic standpoint, it is highly probable that everyone's heritage has slavery in it at some point. [15:04] I was searching for "china smuggle bible" on google news. [15:04] it is also probable that we have both slaves and enslavers in there as well [15:04] China is smuggling bibles!? Sweeeet [15:04] but I didn't hear the beginning of the story [15:04] Google News kills me, it always brings up Faux Noise and Christian Science Monitor as headlines. [15:04] Non-Prophets: should have used original Google [15:04] I have ancestors who fought on both sides of the civil war... [15:04] http://archives.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/east/01/08/china.bible/index.html [15:04] Non-Prophets: I meant the thing they're discussing now. The crazy Templars. [15:05] Rak: tell me about it, my whole Master's Report last year was based on a program I wrote to pull material from google news. [15:05] Have the Templars got anywhere with their suit against the RCC? [15:05] Tons of explicitly right wing sources listed along side actual journalism sites... [15:05] Wasn't the toddler story already covered? [15:05] Also, I just got disconnected. Odd. [15:06] I've been getting spotty connection, so I just gave up lol [15:06] mihirgk: that story's from 2002. Wasn't Denis talking about something recent? [15:06] i am god and you know im god because who else but god would say hes god? you jsut have to accept im god to see that i am! [15:06] I just realized that and am still looking [15:06] http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26258269/ [15:07] ^ right one [15:07] You can't be God; I'm God! Nobody listen to the heretic! [15:07] I just found that too [15:07] Woot! The Bible makes us omniscient, as always. [15:07] You can be convinced that I am God if you lower your mentality to that of a baby that would play with it's own feces [15:07] I mean the internet [15:08] wow that was a weird slipup... [15:08] lol [15:08] Fruedian [15:08] lol [15:08] It is the holy spirit speaking through me! [15:08] Frodoism? [15:08] you also may need to put a miror underwater [15:08] Do I need to make a device to let me view spirits in a river as well, Fed? [15:08] damn [15:08] ive been beaten [15:08] If you add up all their brainpower, you get "One Mind". [15:08] http://www.arcanology.com/2008/08/04/templars-sue-catholic-church/ [15:08] no, you just need to smash yourself in the head repeatedly with a large rock [15:08] I have a device to view spirits, it's called the liqueur store [15:09] * WoodrowWoodpecker has quit IRC (WoodrowWoodpecker) [15:09] if you need to, let a friend help [15:09] That's an awesoem device [15:09] make sure you hit hard enough so you get amnesia [15:09] "I was ordered to commit crimes by an old person, so I'm innocent!" [15:09] * gmp has joined #nonprophets [15:09] Mmmm [15:10] Smash yourself in the head with St. Peter? [15:10] server is full so I don't know what is going on - are they entertaining today? [15:10] As always =) [15:10] 18 [15:10] did the non prophets or atheist experience ever do a story about the russian doomsday cult? [15:10] I think so [15:10] yeah [15:10] Yeah, they've talked about it Fed [15:10] Yes... multiple times [15:10] yes, and much mirth ensued [15:10] The one where he hits himself on the head with a block of wood? [15:11] Yeah, lawl [15:11] Rakaij - listen to the discussion of free will - you might change the "a;ways" [15:11] That was awesome [15:11] lol [15:11] I like that they still thought he was their messiah after that [15:11] Is that like the one where "One guy walks into a bar, the next guy ducked"? [15:11] It was one of the better eppies [15:11] gmp, I think it would be funny either way, I haven't heard Denis' stance on it though i've heard matt reference to it [15:11] Mothballs--interesting strategy. [15:11] Well, who but the Messiah (tm) would do such things, and not be crazy? oh wait... [15:11] Free will was good, but a couple of hours of informal discussion isn't nearly enough IMUO. [15:12] I was ready to hit myself in the head with a block of wood after that episode [15:12] Which ep was it? [15:12] * Dave63 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:12] "You guys stay in the cave until the apocalypse, God has other things for me to do, like commit suicide" [15:12] I just started listening about a month ago, started with 6-19 or so and i'm caught up now [15:12] Caf, can God be tri-omni, yet still batshit insane? [15:12] I'm a married guy who walks the family dogs, and it is indeed a babe magnet. [15:13] I'm thinking YES. Let the theista stew on that. [15:13] roger: of course, its practically a prerequisite! [15:14] Hail Eris! Praise "Bob"! [15:14] Actually I'll amend that [15:14] He was insane to begin with, he onyl went batshit after he created bats [15:14] God can hear sonar [15:14] er, their noise which works as sonar [15:15] Non-Prophets: Here's some crazy Swedish religious news: http://www.thelocal.se/13730/20080815 (the signal box looks like this: http://www.thelocal.se/articleImages/13872.jpg ) [15:15] men use their brains to flirt [15:15] why don't they ban the use of those? [15:15] That would explain the glossalalia [15:15] Saudi arabia bans dog walking. [15:15] You meant they haven't? [15:15] sensible. [15:15] They already ahve banned it [15:15] ive been beaten again [15:15] damn [15:15] Bwahaha [15:15] What man can keep their purity with all those bitches walking around [15:15] lol... [15:16] wow [15:16] Seen the macro of Jesus on a dog's ass? [15:16] That'll keep me off of the beastiality [15:17] Jesus on everything? [15:17] why doesn't Jesus put a picture of himself on everything? [15:17] it is there [15:18] he does, you just don't see it [15:18] you just have to look [15:18] lol [15:18] http://yoism.reality-movement.org/images/Penn&Teller/DogButtJesus.gif [15:18] He is holding out for a Cosmo cover [15:18] see that little coffee stain on the carpet? [15:18] that's him [15:18] is he on my tube of KY Jelly? [15:18] It's proof! Cafeeine IS God! [15:19] The KY jelly is MADE OF Jesus. [15:19] It's just like the cracker. [15:19] Anoint your peen! [15:19] lol... [15:19] of course! [15:19] Oh, oh yeah, I am. forgot to tell yer [15:19] Have them take a ride on the holy pole. [15:19] I'd like to see a splinter sect come off the catholics [15:19] Jesus is the lube of my soul! [15:19] And they ue KY gelly as their communion [15:19] jelly too [15:19] I told my catholic family about the cracker business and they laughed...and then changed topic. [15:20] And eat edible underwear for the sacrament [15:20] ooooo [15:20] http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/20/sports/olympics/20archery.html [15:20] archery story [15:20] did anyone actually send a cracker to PZ Myers to let him desecrate it? [15:20] Ha! Archers must not have prayed hard enough [15:21] I thought I heard that they did. [15:21] And he skewed it with a rusty nail. [15:21] No medals [15:21] Fed: PZ posted a picture of a desecrated cracker, which he claimed was consecrated. [15:21] ah [15:21] “The U.S.O.C. explained that athletes are free to choose their religious preferences and it cannot be a condition of participation on any team or camp,” John Ruger, the athlete ombudsman for the U.S.O.C, said in an e-mail message. [15:21] Yes, and there was a great story that went along with it [15:21] Haha [15:22] The cracker was in the trash, along with pages from the Koran, and The God Delusion. [15:22] Don't believe in yourself and your abilities, believe in Jesus and you'll be the best you can be [15:22] About the history of the catholic church persecuting people for their crackers [15:22] especially Jews. [15:22] and a banana so im told [15:22] * city2city has joined #nonprophets [15:22] Is Atheism going to be along the lines of homosexuality in the army? [15:22] Don't ask, don't tell? [15:22] atheism already is along the lines of homosexuality [15:22] Yeah [15:22] Aahh.. Military and christianity [15:22] percentile is about the same, 10% or so [15:22] The olympics commitees a the most corrupt organizations outside the Capitol building and 1600 Penn. Ave. [15:22] People would vote for a homosexual before an atheist, apparently. [15:22] the Army of One (who is Three) [15:23] * Sabina has joined #nonprophets [15:23] Seems to me most, not all but most likely a majority of homosexuals are atheists [15:23] it won't be long before they start publicly protesting atheism, since we've just about dragged them into tolerating homosexuals [15:23] No [15:23] You'd be surprised. [15:23] Yeah? [15:23] because a homosexual knows the meaning of "get thee behind me Satan" [15:23] I'd love to vote for a homosexual, just as long as it wasn't another closetted GOP [15:23] Gays for God. [15:23] Petraues was Olbermann's "worser person in the world" [15:23] Yeah, I've heard of Gays for God [15:23] http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/#26338904 [15:23] Probably more atheists than in the general population, but I don't think the majority [15:24] I guess my sample group is inaccurate [15:24] lol [15:24] Seems way too contradictory to me for them to believe in a God that advocates their deaths. [15:24] Almost all the lesbians I've known are theists, my LJ friends are MORMONS [15:25] god doesn't really hate homosexuals [15:25] depends on which part of the bible you read [15:25] I repeat, lesbian Mormons! WTF [15:25] LJ? [15:25] he was just joking when he said that homosexuals are supposed to be put to death [15:25] I don't think the bible ever says anything about lesbians. [15:25] Live Journal [15:25] Does it? [15:25] Only Leviticus with "Man shall not lay with another man." Or something. [15:26] Its pretty male oriented as a book so, anything that men can't do women def. can't do [15:26] so women cant lay with other men? [15:26] I think thatg Paul says something as well [15:26] but what kind of burning bush talked to moses - could have been a lesbian bush [15:26] lol Caf. [15:26] It says homosexuality is an abomination, but I don't know if it's gender specific [15:26] but gays are devil spawn arnt they? [15:27] oh so god didn't create everyone then [15:27] If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a [15:27] woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall [15:27] surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. [15:27] no you see god created the devil which then created gays [15:27] and if gays are devil spawn, then it's possible that christians are devil spawn as well [15:28] This is all so very complicated [15:28] Well, a few priests at least [15:28] http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=m27Awmlgi38 [15:28] Anybody read the latest response that Chuck Colson sent to me? [15:28] Via the blog. [15:28] Not yet. What was it? [15:28] #3? [15:28] yeah [15:29] yeah [15:29] Well, my summarized version of it would be... [15:29] I would be proud if my kid was getting laid [15:29] It's just so much "Ew teh ghey is nasty. Kills it!!!" [15:29] if you haven´t seen the bbc docu abouyt homosexuality it is well worth watching http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=m27Awmlgi38 [15:29] "You say I'm arrogant? Perhaps I do come across as arrogant, but only because I actually do know everything." [15:29] You have to remind Matt of the cards Russell... [15:29] Would you say that's a fair interpretation? [15:29] Bwahahahaha!!!! [15:29] i disagree i do think hes a moron [15:29] Right... cards... [15:29] What cards? [15:29] Haha. If that was done to be humorous it would be awesome. [15:29] depends on your definition of moron [15:30] cardtrick [15:30] You can't parody that kind of bullshit [15:30] yeah, Good interpretation Russell [15:30] I'm sorry, not following... [15:30] * KyPaintBawler has quit IRC (KyPaintBawler) [15:30] He promised a cardtrick last time but forgot [15:30] Two weeks ago, Matt mentioned that we were to produce cards [15:30] oh [15:30] moron+ people who believe things without good evidence there we go [15:30] right, I'll bother him then [15:31] btw Gays being devil spawns raises many questions for some of their BIble-believing mothers... [15:31] hmm that was a bit late [15:31] based on our definition of evidence then, he's a moron [15:31] Hello everyone. Is the podcast on now ? [15:31] Live stream. [15:31] yes sabina [15:31] TY, cafeeine [15:31] of course, if the definition is tampered with, then that affects the definition of moron [15:32] DId they start the podcast *on time* today ??? [15:32] I love it when people say that God made me, because then I know for certain that I'm adopted [15:32] nope [15:32] About 30 minutes late. [15:32] although I will have to re-listen to it again, keep getting distracted. [15:32] same, caf. lol [15:33] I've been talking to someone on my forums that "thinks" God has actually talked to him. [15:33] OK... does the podcast keep going in and out for you guys,too? or just me ?? [15:33] Yea, it does. [15:33] did He call collect? [15:33] same [15:33] i think it's rebuffering [15:33] i enjoy buying creationists fossils [15:34] I'm guessing that it's because the server can't all the connections. [15:34] In words or just the "everything is proof of God talking to you" version? [15:34] Oh. [15:35] Everything is proof of God, period [15:35] :D [15:35] Both. "How can you walk outside and tell me there isn't a God." Almost word for word his arguement. [15:35] `Cause God never takes my calls - always get some answering service in India [15:35] Yes. malik! Just look around you ! the Trees, the air you breathe, .......;) [15:35] * ZZZZ has joined #nonprophets [15:35] god is watching me in the trees?/ [15:35] What a pervert. [15:35] we all knew itwould happen..t hat God would oursource..... [15:35] he has pretty good camouflage [15:35] Fed.. God and Ceiling Cat are watching you [15:36] You can't see air, but you know it's there. God = same thing TRUEFAX!!! [15:36] "I can make something appear in my hand that looks like a banana." [15:36] well, roger..t hat's sure convinces me............................ NOT [15:36] God is watching you from the ceiling [15:36] Ceiling Cat *IS* god.... [15:36] ok, Matt's gonna do the card thing [15:36] god and ceiling cat are one and the same [15:36] On a tangent, have any of you guys seen Psych? [15:36] nope [15:36] Nay. [15:37] yes I watch Psych [15:37] woot [15:37] http://wiygn.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/god.jpg [15:37] I'm an A-psychist [15:37] too late [15:38] Is the show over yet? [15:38] my god doesn't approve of playing cards [15:38] Nope. [15:38] Its a show about a guy with great memory and detection skills, who uses them to play the part of a psychic detective [15:39] california ftw [15:39] great powers of observation and deductive skills....not to mention, a real wise ass [15:39] Maybe. [15:39] go ahnold [15:39] I like the bit that it portrays a "psychic" as a guy who employs trickery and acknowledges there is no supernatural, but I dislike that the rest of the show world seems to take the psychic detective line seriously [15:39] Was the centurion who poked Jesus really a terminator from the future? [15:40] Was he doing the Jeeezuz hokey pokey? [15:40] Mary O'Conner. [15:40] lol [15:41] * city2city has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208]) [15:41] Sorry, random Ahnold crap [15:41] Anyone do the card trick? [15:41] Ug gegege [15:41] http://catmas.com/images/2006/12/where-is-your-god-now.jpg [15:41] already showed that [15:41] http://wiygn.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/god.jpg [15:41] * ZZZZ has quit IRC (ZZZZ) [15:42] God's account has expired [15:42] Probability? [15:42] from the NYTimes - why we should chher for BYU to go 0-12 - Brigham Young quarterback Max Hall has had doors slammed in his face, the police called on him and been coldly rejected hundreds upon hundreds of times. [15:42] gawd lost his domain, cheapskate [15:42] In seven months as a Mormon missionary, Hall went door to door to thousands of homes in Des Moines to spread the word of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. [15:42] ah, i see what he's doing here [15:42] http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/24/sports/ncaafootball/24byu.html?8dpc [15:43] Sorry.. [15:44] Here's a better one: http://seublog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/ceiling_cat.jpg [15:45] Which book? [15:45] ...because football is God's favorite sport. :p [15:45] Actually the odds are better, as some of the people who got a Queen, and though about a club might view it as a partial win [15:45] innumeracy [15:46] So why the frakk do church schools get to be in the NCAA? [15:46] alot? [15:47] we have the same problem in high school athletic leagues [15:47] Yes! [15:48] who doesn't like to talk about the democrats? [15:48] McCain's religion is far less prevalent [15:48] Its not his religion that bugs me [15:48] No kidding. We've got Nolan HS here, rich fucks who lord it over all the poor parts of the city (then get their asses kicked by Odessa)) [15:48] Its his crazy war shit [15:49] * Malik has quit IRC [15:49] As a non-American, it seems to me that Obama may be trying to compensate for the muslim slurs [15:50] wait a tic...Max Hall was a mormon mish for 7 months? what was wrong with him? they're s upposed to do it for TWO YEARS and pay for it themselves.... [15:50] Hmm, I'm still hoping Obama isn't a stealth fundie [15:50] *snort* [15:50] but isnt he the anti christ? [15:50] Thats not the case [15:50] Obama has been making faith an issue since he was elected to Senate [15:50] I doubt that Obama is a fundie. I wouldn ot be surprised if he is a stealth atheist. [15:51] And he's just pandering to the religious community? [15:51] * Zadius has left #nonprophets [15:51] I think so. [15:51] maybe he'll come out of the closet during his term, if elected [15:51] I don't think he is a stealth atheist, i think he is sincere but he understands the necessity of separation of church and state [15:51] Didn't Obama use to be a atheist? [15:51] He attends (or used to) the ;most liberal christian church you can.,right? [15:51] Dems are comparatively more secular oriented. [15:51] Yes, but he hasn't talked about Amendments. I'm not convinced that he's for the faith-based shit either [15:51] I thought Obama's birthdaddy was a non-devout mooselimb and his mama was an athelist. [15:51] *atheist [15:52] lol@mooselimb [15:52] *hee hee [15:52] Yes, but he got saved just in time to get into politics. :D [15:52] Good timing. [15:52] and obama's daddy and mom divorced when he was little; dad had little to do with obama's upbringing. [15:52] yeah i'm on [15:52] * ihedenius has joined #nonprophets [15:52] Good timing, bad choice of church [15:53] Obama is easily a better choice, you can't look at JUST the issue of faith, you have to look at the whole picture. [15:53] Not that there's necessarily a *good* choice. [15:53] Well, yeah, for all his weirdness, he's no Reagan. [15:53] Overall Obama is much less likely to go start more unnecessary wars, much more likely to make progress and less likely to be more of the same. [15:54] What about Ron Paul? [15:54] pfft [15:54] you serious? lol [15:54] Also, you should listen to their recent contrasting answers about abortion. [15:54] Just looking for opinions. [15:54] Oh, fishing, got it [15:54] hasn't Ron paul denied evolution? calling it just a "theory " ?? [15:54] yeah [15:54] yes he has [15:54] lol [15:54] Yes [15:54] They were both asked by some megachurch pastor when life begins, and McCain just JUMPED to say "at conception" [15:54] was on the info-wars radio show recently too [15:54] Pfffft. [15:55] Ron Paul is the Kucinitch of the Repubs. [15:55] while Obama basically said it's not in his purview to make that judgment, etc. [15:55] What bothers me is the whites who will not vote for him because he's black - it's bigger than anybody on TV has the balls to admit [15:55] I'm disgusted by the way a lot of West Virginians view Obama [15:56] Yeah, don't think its just W. Va [15:56] Oh, jeez, Obama should never have done that show [15:56] Are the West Virginians reluctant tovote for Obama because he does not play the banjo ? [15:56] Obama was sandbagged [15:56] Even here in Northern NY theres some people who judge him by his race. [15:56] Somebody please tell him he's never getting the fundies? Please?! [15:56] Fortunately the city outvotes all the crazy republicans up here in Northern NY. [15:56] well, one person I heard said they would not vote for Obama because of his middle name [15:56] It was obvious McCaain was being cued while he wasn't "present" -- an old church trick by evangels [15:57] Yeah, Fed, quite a few of the Right Wing pundits did a huge campaign to push the middle name thing. [15:57] Like he named himself? The stupid, it burns usss... [15:57] Intentionally creating misconceptions [15:57] Well, regardless of whether those answers were his ideas or not... [15:57] Well I wouldn't vote for Obama because he's white. [15:57] it is an indication of what his campaign finds important. [15:57] I think Biden was a good choice [15:57] yes but the truth campiange is the only campaigne known to work and kep kids from smoking [15:57] Hey, Biden is white ;) [15:57] lol [15:58] Observant Russell [15:58] "I don't like that Hussein thing, We have had enough of Hussein" [15:58] Very, very, very [15:58] very [15:58] EBONNNYYY AND IVORRRYYYY [15:58] very very [15:58] very white. [15:58] True enough. I'm voting for Obama as the best of two weak choices [15:58] Correllation is not causation [15:58] if buden was any wehiter he would be transparent [15:58] I don't see how people view Obama as a weak choice if you are liberal. [15:58] Not everyone here is a True Liberal(TM) Rakajj :) [15:58] If you were independant or conservative than your choices are limited. [15:58] Heretics! [15:59] Right, I know =( [15:59] I think whoever gets the white house is going to be slammed with a bankrupt economy and a broken army and a bunch of idiots screaming foul before he even attempts to try to clean up Bush's mess [15:59] But at least they are conservative for the right reasons Russ. [15:59] "I don't like that Hussein thing, We have had enough of Hussein" Tell them. You are confused. What you have now is not Hussein, but "Me? who's sane?" [15:59] He's just tacking right, hopefully he will take a turn back left in January [15:59] Such as if there's a liberal doctrine. [15:59] Burn them! [15:59] problem being as athiest could buy the space too if athiest where stopped from renting it it would be an issue [15:59] if he is a witch (warlock) then drown him. [15:59] Does he weigh the same as a duck? [16:00] lol [16:00] unless they look cute, in which case put them on tv [16:00] not sure. [16:00] I dunno, he's pretty skinny [16:00] I watched that recently... ah good stuff [16:00] Then he must float! [16:00] What else floats in water? [16:00] For everyone who liked that magic trick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1aEqBaK3aM [16:00] an african duck or a european duck? [16:00] wood? [16:00] Bricks! Apples! Very small rocks! [16:00] Oil tankers [16:00] Wood [16:01] Ahhh [16:01] Good bit. [16:01] Jacob Weisberg has raised racism in an article in Slate - Racism is the only reason McCain might beat him. [16:01] http://www.slate.com/id/2198397/ [16:01] but is it hate speach [16:01] the bus ads [16:01] is the bus public property? [16:01] It could be true. It's a silent killer if it does [16:01] :o matt said the n word [16:01] if it is can we put billboards on government land if we pay? [16:01] no since the buses are often owned by a company [16:02] (make McCain beat him I mean) [16:02] n-word? Nachos? [16:02] Nietzsche [16:02] I put an inflatable santa on my lawn - does that mean i believe in sanTA? [16:02] Gesundheit [16:03] i think we should do the same thing for city greens at christams you want your religious system on the green pay up [16:03] well... nachos are pretty offensive [16:03] People in strip joints believe in san tatas [16:04] oook, that killed the room [16:04] either that, or your all rolling in laughter [16:04] Would it help if I say BOOOOOOO! ? [16:04] lawl [16:04] strip joints are places of worship [16:04] I vote that we start puting Halloween things up at Christmas and vice versa [16:04] how dare you desecrate them [16:04] I love halloween. it's the best holiday [16:04] ok nightmare before christmas ? [16:04] It's denigrating because HOMERSEXUALITY IS JUST PLAIN BAD! What could be simpler? [16:04] sure Waldorf, bring Statler with you ;) [16:05] * ihedenius has quit IRC (ihedenius) [16:05] I think a crucifix should be used as a halloween ornament. they're pretty terrifying to look at. [16:05] God hates fags! (nevermind that hippie with twelve boyfriends washing his feet) [16:05] lol [16:05] Get off the stage, Fozzie! [16:05] LOL@ roger [16:05] Is he praying for judgement? [16:05] Jesus will be pissed when he comes back and sees people walking around with him on the cross [16:06] I thought jesus washed the feet of his 12 boyfriends ?not the other way round? [16:06] It took me three days to talk Dad into getting me off that thing! [16:06] i think we kind of missed the point [16:06] Maybe Jesus gave them full pedicures and a foot massage, too ? [16:07] oh he did, and it was heavenly... [16:07] uh i could use one of those [16:07] You people are sick! Carrying the Roman murder machine around your necks! [16:07] Lot of them batshit crazy to start with [16:07] "Pray or you'll be held in contempt of court!" [16:07] When u where sandals u need good footcare [16:07] yes and not swearing gets you out of jury duty [16:08] yeah but that shouldent be regarded you have to deside the case on its merits [16:08] If letting our hair grow is disrespecting Jesus, then shouldn't sandals be too? [16:08] I would wear a diamond encrusted Iron Maiden around my neck.. if I could find one.... [16:08] \m/ [16:09] You can get them on order I would suppose [16:09] I must bedoubly disrepectful: I have growing tresses and am wearing flip flops [16:09] i like sandals [16:09] Shilling's brain works differently than everyone's, he always makes points that are pretty original. [16:09] If you have a beard, you are on the .....highway to hell! [16:09] yeah, I l ike the way shilling thinks [16:10] oh talking about witnesses not jurors [16:10] I have less hair than matt...I must really respect Jesus. [16:10] I won't have a beard until menopause. [16:10] Yeah, he's funny as hell under most circumstances as well. [16:10] I don't always agree with him but he is usually entertaining [16:10] just curious, has the audio been consistently up for most people? [16:10] Its fine for me [16:10] Can defendants be charged with perjury? [16:10] same [16:10] the audio has consistenlty been fading in and out for me. [16:10] It's had hiccups. [16:10] fine. been rebuffered a few times [16:10] Yup, super choppy [16:10] Hiccups indeed [16:11] That and , of all times,my yardman is outside with his super sized mower making a hella racket [16:11] http://www.leninimports.com/iron_maiden_eddie_finger_pendant.jpg Close enough? [16:11] i use iTunes and i'm having no difficulty [16:11] oh, you're a ...female? You're on the highway to hell for biting on that apple, you witch! (why couldn;t you stick to adam's banana....) [16:11] lots of annoying pauses [16:11] bit choppy right now. not sure why [16:11] because the banana is the atheist's nightmare. [16:11] Oh nice, Russell on tomorrow? [16:12] and a banana dipped in peanut butter...d oubly so. [16:12] Many defendants are hit with perjury charges to keep them in jail [16:12] * Cafeeine ironically bites on a banana [16:12] I like Russel and Don the best as co-hosts [16:12] If the defendnat does not testify, how can he perjure himself ? [16:12] I think the law here in Norway is that a defendant can't be charged with perjury... [16:12] Ah, well, not if he doesn't testify [16:13] Russell is always good, Don isn't bad, Russ you guys need to get Shilling to be a little less shy and get him on the TV show [16:13] Shilling would rock on the TV show. [16:13] He might have to tone it down a bit though lol [16:13] that, or get him on there with a hoodie and an afghan on ... [16:13] Yeah [16:14] no way tone it up [16:14] Tomorrow I'm going to be taking on Objectivism and Ayn Rand lovers. [16:14] That should be exciting. [16:14] Objectivism sounds good [16:14] Yea [16:14] Speaking of the Metal Gods, I'm throwing on some AC/DC [16:14] necrolibertarians? [16:14] OOOH! sounds interesting. [16:14] is is possible to listen live to the AE? [16:14] I suspect it will piss some people off. [16:14] AC/DC is metal? [16:14] Weeee Randism! [16:14] Only in the Austin area Fed [16:14] I don't think so, Fed. [16:14] IME objectivists are too libertarian for me. [16:14] if you are in Austin Fed [16:14] I see [16:14] I'm going to TRY not to focus on the libertarian part [16:15] too much [16:15] just the weird cultism around her [16:15] Hopefully PATRICK will call in ..................... BWH HAHAHAHA [16:15] podcast works with me, gives me something to listen on the way to work [16:15] Augh [16:15] What if Rand and Hubbard had gotten together and collaborated? [16:15] Sure, Ayn Rand cultism is bogus. [16:15] you should try to piss people off so you get more callers [16:15] I don't want to hear another word from that guy. [16:15] Don't give him any more airtime. [16:15] I'm baroque, just ask my banker [16:15] Patrick will call and threaten to sue all the Objectivists.... [16:15] lol [16:15] LOL [16:15] LOL!!!! [16:15] Gah, I hate that guy, gives us a bad name as atheists [16:15] completely tactless [16:16] Gives people a bad name as people. [16:16] I don't think Patrick ever gets to come back on the show. [16:16] Patrick has a bunch of screws loose. [16:16] don't worry [16:16] good [16:16] I feel like starting an atheist religion just to excommunicate him [16:16] lol [16:16] Matt won't even let us say his name anymore :)\ [16:16] Best to just forget him [16:16] GAH!!! and after a LOOOONG time, that asshole RUBEN called the show last week. [16:16] nice show guys [16:16] I recognized his voice before MATt did !! [16:16] I haveta get to the post office [16:16] bye [16:16] He-who-must-not-be-named [16:16] Commandment one: [16:16] The slow talking guy? [16:16] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [16:16] I should start a church of Joe Pesci in honor of George Carlin [16:16] Thou shalt not speak the name of patrick [16:16] good work guys! [16:16] Yeah... we should re-name him: Lord Patrickmort [16:17] lol [16:17] Good show guys [16:17] Ruben? Yeah.. that slow talking guy with a whisper of a hispanic accent. [16:17] * sirscooter has quit IRC (sirscooter) [16:17] * amethyst32 has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208]) [16:17] I think he's a crank. [16:17] A repeat crank. [16:17] Stop speaking Patresy. [16:17] Or maybe I'm confusing him with someone else. [16:17] He used to call the show a few years ago.. that Ruben guy. [16:17] The first caller I think was actually "James" [16:18] Was ruben the guy who could see ghosts with a childlike mind and mirrors? [16:18] lol, that was soooo funny [16:18] No, that was three-eyes. [16:18] omg [16:18] No, caff. [16:18] I think... [16:18] I laughed my friggin ass off [16:18] Is it getting sad when the best callers are theists? [16:18] No, those have ALWAYS been my favorite callers. [16:18] damn, you guys need to post a rogues gallery [16:18] Agreed [16:18] the best callers always are theists [16:18] Its a tossup for me, best caller is either three eyes or the guy that chatted for 10 minutes then threatened to punch matt. [16:18] If by "best" you mean funniest. [16:18] best, funniest, yes [16:18] I hate when we do a whole show and the only calls we get are "great show, love you guys" [16:18] If you search YouTube for "atheist experience best caller ever", you'll get the guy who asked why you don't get electrocuted when you take a shower. [16:19] it's fun to listen to what insane crap some people believe [16:19] Yea, that's no fun. [16:19] i jsut think the perfect strat guy was boring [16:19] Electrocuted in the shower is probably my favorite just because it's now the most notorious. [16:19] yeah, it seems like you guys get a lot of people that are just ignorant of science and the way things work. [16:19] although its good for SANE callers to appear once in a while [16:19] I kinda like it when they can get in a quick "fuck" before getting cut off, but I'm a freak like that [16:19] lol [16:19] as sad as it is that there are so many stupid people on earth, they do provide quite a bit of entertainment [16:19] And of course it has ME in it. :) [16:20] Oh! We got email about that very clip just this week! [16:20] I almost forgot. [16:20] I think it's the same as for regular shows. The crazys make for good TV. [16:20] * jer has quit IRC (jer) [16:20] You're right that the devout stupids are the funniest, though [16:20] Yeah [16:20] There was some Christian who was calling us idiots for saying we get energy from the sun. [16:20] lol! [16:20] GAH! [16:20] why do they almost always have some speech impediment, or a heavy drawl [16:20] "Yall don't believe in God so yall don't believe in nothin'." [16:20] He said we don't photosynthesize, morons... [16:20] I can't stand people that are content to be ignorant. [16:20] My favorite quote. [16:20] I love it when the theist redifine god into something that is not god at all. [16:20] Actually, I think I'm wrong: if you search for "best caller ever" you get the guy who answered his own questions, whom Matt called the Best Caller Ever twice. [16:20] lol [16:21] remember the sun blasts you full of thousands of holes every second@ [16:21] Non-Prophets: You don't get any 4chan prank callers? [16:21] Yes. arensh... that was a graet clip on YOuTube [16:21] * outercow has quit IRC (outercow) [16:21] Oh yea, from the message board. [16:21] lol, /b/ tards on non prophets? [16:21] I enjoyeed the recent Darwin eye quote [16:21] We definitely get some regular pranks. [16:21] They don't seem to get the prank callers like they did on the older shows... [16:21] They can't get their minds around the energy-food chain connection [16:21] I had a hard time believing you guys didn't fake that [16:21] We have a guy who does his own lame-ass internet show about prank calling various public access shows. [16:21] Not to get serious or anything, but IMHO redefining "god" is part and parcel of the whole god thing. [16:21] roger. I guess that's because t hey are bottom feeders. [16:22] Yeah, James, right? [16:22] Not funny at all... [16:22] Nope, we have never set up a prank until Eve. [16:22] And that was just me, I take full responsibility :) [16:22] Well, and her. She gets credit too. [16:22] By Eve you mean microbiology girl? [16:22] Yes [16:22] I don't mind pranks [16:22] <--- which NonProphet is speaking ?? [16:22] you guys should have a Slayer song as the intro tomorrow [16:22] And you might be hearing her on the NP at some point in the future, just a heads up [16:22] Russell i believe [16:22] It just seemed too well designed, a mind had to be behind it :P [16:22] That's me [16:22] Russell [16:22] Eve? The banana thing? [16:22] Russell? OH OK !!! [16:23] Did you ever choose a title Russel? [16:23] Thanks for recommending Kafir girl russell, love her blog [16:23] Nope, I need none :) [16:23] I like the prank calls on the Tom Green Show. [16:23] Yeah, I love it too. [16:23] I didn't think that was authentic enough - she was too pat a theist [16:23] great blog [16:23] Ah, but of course [16:23] Not Caaaarazy [16:23] ditto on kaffirgirl! [16:23] * zippyapparition has quit IRC (zippyapparition) [16:24] Yeah yeah Roger, everybody's a critic. [16:24] But she fooled PZ :) [16:24] is that on PZ's blog ?? [16:24] Yep, check it out. [16:24] its telling that even after the beans were spilled on the blog, there was discussion on whether it wasn't in fact a prank [16:24] PZ got punked ? [16:25] He posted the clip specifically to say "I don't think it's a joke" [16:25] He totally did. [16:25] Poe's law in definite action [16:25] lol [16:25] lol [16:25] I'm an equal opportunity critic. I don't think PZ's Pharyngula is all that great either [16:25] Heretic! [16:25] BURN HIM! [16:25] Persecute, kill the infidel! [16:25] Burn the heretic! [16:25] Kill it with fire! [16:25] LOL [16:25] I don't think YOU'RE that great [16:25] Oh shit [16:25] YEAH! :P [16:25] lol [16:25] hit it with a stick! [16:26] Its getting to the point you don't want to try for an over the top depiction of a fundie, you're just giving them ideas.... [16:26] Curse you all into the depths of HEAVEN! [16:26] I still want them to play Let Me Be Your Armor by A23. [16:26] Today's satire is tomorrow's Comfort's blogpost [16:26] I'll be hanging with the band in hell [16:27] btw, thanks for whoever chose The hand of the Almighty to play on AETV, love that damn song [16:27] * arensb waves bye. [16:27] I don't think hell will be all that bad [16:27] * arensb has quit IRC (arensb) [16:27] I'm still waiting for the internet to bring the new Enlightenment. Why the hell is the US still hooked on stupid? [16:27] check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX4l4eF_ssM [16:27] Good stuff, Russ you guys should rotate having someone stick in chat during the shows [16:27] well [16:28] the internet is a good tool [16:28] * mihirgk has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205]) [16:28] it's helping to spread enlightenment to the masses [16:28] Roger..I wish Islam would be touched by the Enlightenment fairy,too. [16:28] As well as... Other things. [16:28] kittens? [16:28] like porn [16:28] or kitten porn [16:28] Yeah, and conservapedia is a good laugh, but it's not killing off the churches to the degree I was hoping for in the `90s [16:28] I wasn't exactly pointing to porn, but okay. [16:28] rule 34 ftw [16:29] Mannnnn [16:29] rules 1 and 2 guys [16:30] Islam got it backwards, they started out smart, then caught the dumb virus [16:30] Atheist kittens Fed? [16:30] or Christian kittens [16:30] Why not both? [16:30] depends on how old they are [16:31] * TheIzzem has joined #nonprophets [16:31] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4hVc8YGZlE [16:31] my favorite caller [16:31] You wants holycat? YOU CAN HAS! http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/holy_kitty_holy_cat.jpg [16:31] uuuh.roger..I dunno about "started out smart " ............. [16:32] That was odd! [16:32] My internet decided to die. [16:32] And then resurrected itself. [16:32] On the t hird day ????? [16:32] holy cat is holy [16:32] Well, okay, "relatively intellectual" [16:32] Algebra sure didn't come from Rome [16:33] true [16:33] Al Gebra [16:33] not to be confused with Al Pacino [16:33] They didn't throw out the Greeks wholesale [16:33] atheist exp ep 503 last 20 mins [16:34] Until the fundies got their way [16:34] That's why I say they were backwards from Christianity [16:35] * Izzem has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [16:35] But now we've got the Islamic fundies actually changing the laws in Britain and Europe - that's scary [16:35] I find it depressing that no one mentions how the Greeks themselves regressed after Christianity. Its not like we died off. We had our "Islam" as well..... [16:36] The byzantines weren't exactly the best scientists. [16:36] Or, rather, they have appeasers in the EU [16:36] They sure knew how to set people on fire though [16:36] Greek fire! [16:37] * TheIzzem has quit IRC [16:37] How did the Trojans get associated with condoms? [16:37] being hung like a trojan horse is a potent image? [16:38] Welp, it's been fun, but...what? Trojans and condoms? Rubber Ducky! [16:38] * NeutronJack has quit IRC [16:38] I'm outy, laters [16:38] * rogerdr has quit IRC (rogerdr) [16:38] seeya roger [16:38] same athe-time, same athe-channel [16:38] oooooo [16:38] * OmituinenOtus has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205]) [16:38] (time may vary) [16:39] ah i guess i'll go too, I got reading to do [16:39] Im off as well, nearing 1 am here [16:39] two weeks [16:39] until then, bye [16:39] * notasheep has joined #nonprophets [16:39] * Fed has left #nonprophets [16:39] of course i have to listen to it again when im not distracted by chat [16:40] * notasheep has quit IRC (notasheep) [16:40] Le sigh... [16:40] I usually listen to it on my way to work. better than local talk radio [16:40] * Defenestrator has quit IRC (Defenestrator) [16:41] na getting riled up while driving isnt a good thing for me i listen to classical music [16:42] Great for passing time on the morning commute (on the bus) [16:42] yep [16:44] Alright, I'm off guys. Looking forward to the show tomorrow and the next podcast in two weeks. Later all [16:44] * Rakajj has quit IRC (Rakajj) [16:45] Ah, I take the bus to work, so Im safe [16:45] well goodnight folks [16:46] cya [16:46] * Cafeeine has quit IRC [16:47] we [16:47] well im out [16:47] * Rizen has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.82 [Firefox 2.0.0.16/2008070205]) [16:51] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Aug 23 16:51:04 2008