Session Start: Sat May 24 13:34:03 2008 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:34] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:34] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, May24th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [13:34] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat May 10 17:13:30 [13:34] yeah [13:34] Do you have any specials today..? [13:34] turn on the machine guys. get those tube amplifiers warmed up [13:34] * ChanServ sets mode: +qo Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:34] * Blue has joined #nonprophets [13:34] Thought for a moment there I was 34 minutes laqte [13:34] Today's special is a hot spicy serving of atheist thought mixed with slightly cooked greens and a tossed salad [13:35] Can I substitute fries for the greens, please..? :) [13:35] You can have a baked potato or fries with that [13:36] We're here to please [13:36] I today learned pres. Bartlet hates green beans [13:36] (seeing west wing for the first time) [13:36] We also have a fine wine list? [13:37] Music! :-) [13:39] Eclectic music at that. [13:40] * TedInSaltLake has joined #nonprophets [13:41] Here's a towel to wash off that salt, Ted [13:41] i'm caked in it [13:41] Easy to do in that lake [13:42] who dropped the mic? [13:42] careful wid dat mic [13:43] stray cat guy [13:46] * Defenestrator has joined #nonprophets [13:46] hello [13:46] yngwie? [13:47] the stream is up, they are playing music at this time [13:47] Hey all. [13:47] possibly [13:47] buckethead? [13:47] Cliffs of Dover, nice. [13:47] It's Eric Johnson [13:47] * Canadian_hoser has joined #nonprophets [13:47] hoser! [13:47] hey there, eh [13:48] lol [13:48] yeah back at ya, eh? [13:48] aboot time [13:48] heh heh [13:48] it's aboot time i abooted this computer [13:48] feed - guitar playing [13:49] Been burning a dvd since last night, slow bastard [13:50] just had a copule Jehovah Witness visitors, my xian girlfriend tore them apart [13:50] howz come i can queue the chat on my pc? [13:51] Don't they have a leash law on Xian Girlfriends in Canada..?? [13:51] eh? [13:51] mine is free ranging [13:51] Curve - yay. [13:51] er.. Yay! :) [13:52] any tips? mac i can chat... pc, no [13:52] Use your mac. heh... [13:52] just wiggle your fingers over the keyboard [13:52] I'm on a mac so I can't really help. [13:52] You're running a mac? [13:52] I use Colloquy -- it's free [13:52] audio feed on pc. chat on da mac [13:52] oh, on a PC. [13:53] IMRC [13:53] Download Opera - it has irc built in. www.opera.com [13:53] itunes on desktop pc, mIRC chat on laptop [13:53] k [13:53] there you go [13:53] So, this is my first time listening to the live broadcast (and so my first time in chat)... Anything I should expect from you ruffians? [13:53] My first time, too. [13:53] well, we are ruffians and we are chatty [13:53] dont reach for the soap [13:53] lol [13:53] it will get busy as the show starts [13:53] I keep the soap up high on purpose [13:54] watch out for the foul language [13:54] opera.com for chatting? [13:54] Yes. [13:54] crap that loud [13:54] testing [13:54] testing [13:54] Who decides what language will be foul? [13:54] I have yet to see similarities between the chat and the show ;-) [13:54] me...as far as I'm concerned [13:54] Heh [13:54] Oooh, a pre-show! [13:54] Well - Opera is a web browser and it lets you IRC inside the browser. [13:54] fucking checking the cocksucking microphone, damn, such language. wtf? [13:54] pre show is over.... you get what ya pay for :) [13:54] Talk about chickens [13:55] stop fucking cussing you fickers [13:55] TED talks are great :-) [13:55] Tis true [13:55] oooh [13:55] * ekted has joined #nonprophets [13:55] my fingers are bleeding [13:55] the word smegma isn't used enough as far as I'm concerned [13:55] opera is great, my favorite, but i just used the link from non-prohets for the chatroom wikked ... [13:55] For good reason [13:55] ture words [13:55] Smegma is gross [13:55] my pay is gross [13:55] Smegma is only gross if you know what the word means [13:56] Me, too - I just used it inside Opera. :) [13:56] 244 is gross [13:56] I am familiar with the definition of smegma [13:56] No - it's only if you THINK about what it means.. I usually block it out. [13:56] And it is gross [13:56] So, if I don't think about WHAT it is, I can refer to it in any way? [13:56] Smegma, didn't they play with Crablice last week at Dirty Sally's Slampit? [13:57] hehe [13:57] They play there often [13:57] Absolutely. Doesn't work with 'cunt gristle' for me yet, tho.. :( [13:57] But don't always perform well [13:57] now i need hellp, i just wikipedia'd smegma [13:57] Ew [13:57] blaaaah [13:57] Turn off your brain [13:57] MOst people do. [13:57] Yes, but they never turn it on to begin with [13:57] They're giving us the silent treatment now... [13:58] Smegma scared them away [13:58] 12:00 blinking behind their eyelids all day. lol [13:58] aboot 4 minutes to air [13:58] Luckily I have air right now [13:58] 1:00pm MST here [13:58] I am a California monkey, so it is almost noon. [13:58] 1501 EST here [13:58] Hm. a nitrogen-oxygen atmosphere, good, I can breathe [13:59] * idonotgetit has joined #nonprophets [13:59] Everyone: my fridge is officially clean [13:59] You ate all the food? [13:59] ?me applauds [13:59] can you come over and do mine [13:59] oooooh [13:59] * thstoik has joined #nonprophets [13:59] aaaaaah [13:59] I need to resotck my fridge [13:59] Now, carpets. Or Jenn will kick my arse. [13:59] I wonder if they record the pre-show tests [13:59] no beer, nothing [14:00] nope [14:00] it was so insightful though [14:00] is it certified clean or just officially [14:00] Do you have to get a rabbi in to certify its cleanliness? [14:00] Like a kosher fridge? [14:00] it don't smell like muck no mo [14:00] by inspector number 57 [14:00] does he use litmus paper? [14:01] fridgeinspector.com [14:01] even the tuperware with mystery contents? [14:01] the little white fuzzy hairs? mmmmm, good eatin [14:01] all mysterious contents: gone [14:01] *sigh* [14:01] No more mystery [14:01] Life has no meaning [14:01] fridge has no meaning [14:01] not even any mystery meat? [14:02] frdge peniccilin [14:02] the fridge is a lie? [14:02] Did you bury the contents at sea..? [14:02] Ooooh [14:02] ah we're live [14:02] sound [14:02] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [14:02] Oo I got music as soon as Chatzilla opened. [14:02] Hello peoples. [14:02] hello aerik [14:02] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [14:03] graeme was just here for pre-show chit chat I guess..? [14:03] isn't everyone? [14:03] maybe he lost his connection [14:03] for all the swearing [14:03] only 3 today?? [14:04] I love the user name, Defenestrator - nice. [14:04] This is an emergency observation from my 3yo nephew: dog poop > bird poop. That is all. [14:04] much appreciated [14:04] * MattEdd has joined #nonprophets [14:04] ever seen an osterich shit? [14:04] You must be the most evil superhero ever. :) [14:04] * Biloxi-Heathen has joined #nonprophets [14:05] what fallacy was that [14:05] oh [14:05] Gas is now $4.05 a gallon in LA [14:05] * MrEdd has joined #nonprophets [14:05] not that anyone gives two flying ones [14:05] $1.25 a liter [14:05] It was in the 3.7x range when I filled up last night. [14:07] I remember in 1999 going on a road trip and stopping to fill up at a really old gas station in the middle of nowhere. $0.49/gal. That's how fucked up this is, people. [14:07] the non nonprophets [14:07] i could get .89 in NC back in 1998 or so [14:07] regular price [14:07] It's still cheap... [14:08] compared to europe, yeah [14:08] some of us benefit from high oil prices [14:08] 1.61 euro here actually [14:08] It's going to be higher still. Though it might be lower for some time, like a year or so. [14:09] Ooops just pooped my diaper....be right back. [14:09] * Blue has quit IRC (Blue) [14:09] heh [14:09] um [14:09] so non-prophets was the PZ Effect in full force or was it anti-climactic [14:10] * Biloxi-Heathen has quit IRC (Biloxi-Heathen) [14:10] with my wireless laptop, I can take a bathroom break and not miss anything [14:10] must've been a really big poop [14:10] * MattEdd has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:10] and Newton [14:10] * MrEdd is now known as MattEdd [14:11] * Godless has joined #nonprophets [14:11] wb both [14:11] ty [14:12] I'm tired of hearing of Einstein [14:13] Move to Thailand... They probably talk about someone else. [14:13] Ramen [14:13] drink up [14:13] Thai stick? [14:14] mmmmm Thai stick [14:14] Anyone ever seen the Sinfest comic? [14:14] Bangkok reach around? [14:14] hah! [14:16] Wow, he said duplicitous [14:16] Big words :) [14:17] my underwear is sometime duplicitous [14:17] :-) [14:17] That must take some work [14:17] you'd think [14:18] wholly shit [14:18] It is the Pre SHow Curse Fest! [14:18] i saw that video [14:18] lol [14:18] youtube? [14:18] yeah [14:18] link please [14:18] url please [14:19] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi56zI9uGaw [14:19] matt dillihunty? [14:19] a [14:19] dillahunty [14:19] I stand, or rather sit, corected [14:20] Dillahunty Vs God : Requiem ........HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! [14:20] like the Klingons? [14:21] I had some klingons earlier, but the teepee took care of them [14:22] I bet I can eat more buffalo wings than god. Hey gawd! If you're real and are willing to accept the challenge, you know where to find me. [14:22] ouch [14:22] How spicy can we make them? [14:22] can god make buffalo wings so spicy, he can't eat them himself? [14:22] wings with that yellow shit on ethem. I'll barf my bits [14:22] "He wasn't a Vulcan, he was a volcanologist" "But why would somebody who studies vulcans want to kill her?" [14:22] Nuclear! [14:23] can go make a chicken wing so pricy that god himself couldn't eat it [14:23] I can do one thing that god can't, I can prove that I exist [14:23] jesus is the only son he has...that he knows of [14:23] can god make a chicken wing so spicy that god himself couldn't eat it? [14:23] If god is everywhere, and you eat a chicken wing [14:23] No you can't. [14:23] THis is a buffalo wing with spice. This is your so-called gad without spice. Any questions? [14:23] Did you eat god? [14:23] I can drink god under the table! [14:23] God is already under the table [14:23] GOD = asshat [14:24] Gawd is probably still in the closet [14:24] only been one asshat thus far [14:24] Gawd is gay. What a concept [14:24] god is an atheist and will come out soon [14:24] hee hee [14:24] lol [14:24] microbs (e coli) ae can be altruistic (from skeptics guide today) [14:24] God can't imagine a being more perfect than himself... which would be god... does that mean god doesn't exist [14:25] there you go. define perfect. [14:25] oozie akron? [14:25] * TedInSaltLake has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:25] Does he own the chain or the town? [14:25] Oops Ted got salt in his system [14:25] asilentskeptic just made god disappear in a puff of logic. Again. [14:26] Puff of Logic. (pat pending) [14:26] Depends diapers are perfect at keeping bodily fluids from ruining my day............diapers are god [14:26] poof of logic is still avaliable [14:26] at most five and dimes [14:26] * rudeboy shows his age [14:27] i don't want to see your age [14:27] put that away [14:27] * rudeboy zips up [14:27] Lewis Black [14:27] sorry. Didn't realize the old trouser snake was dangling [14:27] horn dog ! [14:27] yeah [14:27] smegma [14:27] probably [14:28] * W_E_Coyote has joined #nonprophets [14:28] Where's Gene Cook when you need him? [14:28] Wily E Coyote? [14:28] y [14:29] Acme store is over there [14:29] * rudeboy paints tunnel in granite rock [14:29] does Acme sell poof of logic [14:29] yes [14:29] They sell everything, so of course [14:29] Bible Barbeque [14:29] Turn your bible into a brickette [14:29] Deuteronomy is a particularly tasty portion. [14:29] poof of logic sounds like a haircut [14:29] Hide the Bible.... in the fire! [14:30] turn your bible into a prestolog [14:30] Keep yourself warm in the winter [14:30] why dont they born the book of mormon, nice and free [14:30] * TedInSaltLake has joined #nonprophets [14:30] Harder to get as many copies of as the bible [14:30] wb Ted [14:30] Get that salt out of your computer? [14:30] the bible, the most burned book in history [14:31] I'm lighting my bible on fire in a couple days. Bibles make excellent bbq starters. [14:31] Yeah, it's a real page bruner [14:31] burner [14:31] hahaha!!!! [14:31] drat. blew that joke [14:31] the book of the mo could power america fo 2 thousand years [14:31] from the talk here, I though the bible would make good toilet paper [14:31] hahah [14:31] religious Teepee for your bunghole [14:32] Charmin is easier on the ass than john 3:16 [14:32] Right. THe men are paying the big bucks [14:32] what a racket, the gals use their mammalian charms to empty the guy's wallets [14:32] ouch. Godless, there is a nasty joke in there [14:33] ;-) [14:33] Kinda like CHimps "showing" for a mate [14:33] Come and get it come and get it. Ah ah! pay me money [14:33] maybe some gals LIKE turning guys on? Like Norma Jean Almodovar, author of "Cop to Call Girl" [14:33] yep [14:34] Those christians don't know any better, they were indoctrinated in their youth ;-D [14:34] She ran for California Governor [14:34] and Prersident too, I think [14:34] god is a prostitute, the pope is his pimp [14:34] President [14:34] now give me money [14:35] wish I could show my weewee and make some money [14:35] Pope Pimt teh 13th handed down a new encyclico today, that now that he is driving a pimped out popemobile.. [14:35] I'd rather have a nice soft toilet paper on my ass; than a nice hard priest. [14:35] lol [14:35] pimp/hos... totally there because of church and state [14:35] double ouch [14:35] probably plenty of those hard priests around [14:36] brb [14:36] on the whole [14:37] Priests are better.....on the whole! [14:37] haha [14:38] i was created by Regis in the last 3 seconds [14:38] is an hour teaching cretionsim equal to a negative hour teaching evolution [14:38] * Rosstafari has joined #nonprophets [14:39] Canada is not much better, 25% of teachers specialize in phys-ed [14:39] what's that aboot? [14:39] Considering the obesity epidemic. That is a good thing [14:39] Go exercise power! [14:39] i'll say it, mccain [14:39] mccain is a whore [14:40] a whore for jebus [14:40] A big old sexy manwhore? [14:40] ew [14:40] sexy? [14:40] clones on the bench? c'mon, that's from some comedy show, right? [14:40] Oh... sorry, I was thinking about Jessica Alba to distract myself from mccain [14:40] who'd vote for that old cunt anyway? [14:40] My thoughts got mixed up [14:40] mccain is a homophobe.......nuff said. [14:41] I got sunburned at the Long Beach gay pride parade last week :( [14:41] and a truthaphobe [14:41] I was the only straight guy at this party :P [14:41] lol [14:41] mccain is suffering from reaganitis. Mind missing due to lack of use [14:42] Every religion is a cult. [14:42] Jehovah Witnesses! [14:42] It defines religion. [14:42] specially the JW's [14:42] I am a cult [14:42] thank you [14:42] The JW's that come to my house don't speak English... they just hand me a pamphlet that I can't read [14:42] What? My mommy is in a cult? [14:42] Mcdonalds new burger - the mcain......it's made of 100% organic bullshit! [14:42] I live in America :( [14:43] Um, yes. [14:43] I had JW's here less than 2 hours ago [14:43] They come by every weekend [14:43] Knock on my door [14:43] I try to get them to come more often [14:43] And look disappointed when I don't speak Spanish [14:43] You need to add a sign to your door then [14:43] they would be more successful having orgies [14:44] Please bring cookies? [14:44] than having picnics [14:44] one of mine speaks Newfy [14:44] take off [14:44] * thstoik has quit IRC (Leaving) [14:44] My door mat doesn't say welcome. It says "Leave" [14:45] Gotta love Bed Bath and Beyond [14:45] beyond is where the coffe mugs are sold [14:45] e [14:45] beyonde? [14:45] jk [14:46] olde english [14:46] smarrt pants [14:46] y [14:46] smarte [14:46] smartee [14:46] olde english 800 .... the elixer of the mases [14:47] never had it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olde_English_800 [14:47] LOL! [14:48] sam harris :/ [14:48] Olde English...it's not just for breakfast anymore [14:48] is it considered greedy to desire spriitual wealth [14:48] * Aerik has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.82.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.14/2008040413]) [14:49] Old English 800? DINOSAUR FUEL! [14:50] best solution, exorcism [14:50] exercise him [14:50] Fred and Wilma pissed Olde E 800 [14:50] that's what she said [14:51] And that's how we got all of our oil [14:51] Flinstone 14:11 [14:51] exactllllly [14:51] From the Book of Barney Rubble [14:51] Smell that pew? Phew?!?! [14:52] WWJD [14:52] not enough snake handling [14:52] I handle my snakes all the time [14:52] not enough drinking of zombie blood [14:52] course, they are harmless [14:52] that's what she said [14:52] I think that little boy WAS Jesus [14:53] We run our cars on god farts............anyone with half a bible can see that. [14:53] "what if god was one of" the autistic boys being thrown out of church [14:53] gawdfartology -- the science of the flatulent believers [14:53] oh, go to smell [14:54] * rudeboy turns on his gas cock [14:54] lite a match [14:54] and behold the color of gawd [14:54] Gawd is a blue flamer [14:54] QED [14:55]