Session Start: Sat May 05 11:12:02 2007 Session Ident: #nonprophets [11:12] * Now talking in #nonprophets [11:12] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, May 5th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [11:12] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Apr 21 15:33:35 [11:12] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [11:12] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [11:12] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [11:12] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, May 19th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. [11:12] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, May 19th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. (Non-Prophets)' [11:12] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [11:12] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [11:13] /msg chanserv topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC). With special guest, Dr. Victor J. Stenger! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information [11:13] bah [11:14] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC). With special guest, Dr. Victor J. Stenger! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [11:14] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC). With special guest, Dr. Victor J. Stenger! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [11:34] bah? [11:34] 2 1/2 hours till podcast, right? [11:42] yes...and I'm gonna be mostly AFK til then. [11:48] Ok, Me as well (except for the part where I'll be trying franctically to connect) [12:36] Hmm... I know it's much too early to connect, but I'm getting a question for a name/pw. Is this because it hasn't opened yet, or do I need to know some secret? [12:43] The stream isn't running right now - but how are you connecting? [12:44] Clicking on http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls on the homepage [12:45] This then gives me a question for name/pw. Probably because it hasn't opened then. [12:45] Ok, let me get the stream running and we can try again [12:45] Btw, you're Matt? I've become quite a fan of the atheist exp/non prophets over the last couple of months :-) [12:46] Yup, I'm Matt :) [12:46] Ok, the stream is running... try again [12:46] Wow, cool man :-) [12:46] Got it! [12:46] Cool beans. You shouldn't have any problems then, when we go live [12:46] Hearing you live in the Netherlands [12:47] Great! I'll have to mark that on the map [12:47] I bought a big wall-sized map of the world so I could mark where we had listeners. [12:47] Btw, it's actually our liberation day today, so like, thanks ;-) [12:48] (liberation day from the Nazi's, 5th may 1944) [12:49] * Samuel has joined #nonprophets [12:49] Howdy [12:49] Hi! [12:49] :D [12:50] Matt has opened the stream, there's some music playing on it now [13:03] im tuned' [13:03] anyone here about that evangelical who challenged 2 athesits to a debate about god? [13:04] Nope [13:04] he says he has scientific evidence of god [13:04] right... [13:04] haha [13:05] that's what I said. [13:06] I did hear Kirk Cameron would be debating the Blasphemy Challenge guys soonish [13:06] it could be that [13:07] but the headline read evangelical debates atheists [13:07] and the lower line said he has evidence [13:07] Well, Kirk and some other guy did give us the banana evidence for god [13:08] yeah. I was really blown away by that one. [13:08] After all, we cannot dispute that (that THEY thought it was evidence) [13:09] yeh [13:09] what time is this going to start [13:10] 19:00 UMT [13:10] That's in 50 minutes [13:10] Wouldn't know what time that was in Calefornia (that [13:11] that's where you're from right? [13:11] No [13:11] East coast Canada [13:11] 19:00 umt Is 4pm for me. [13:11] Oh, Samuel (James2k@wikkedwire-951D1F33.eastlink.ca <- misread that as calefornia [13:11] haha [13:11] I'm from the Netherlands btw [13:12] Oh thats cool [13:12] I guess I should have known better ;-) [13:12] is holand very religious? [13:12] Just thought I'd chime in --- the UMT time issue didn't really resolve anything - because it doesn't take into account daylight savings time [13:13] ok [13:13] Also, the debate you were talking about is today...but it'll air next Wednesday (9th). [13:13] Not at all I'd say. We do have some political parties that are religious though [13:13] Ah, cool [13:13] Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron (who didn't respond to my requests for a debate) will be debating the RRS folks. The RRS folks will probably be on the shows in the near future [13:14] Yeah, UMT not following daylight savings is to be expected (they use it on the southern hemisphere as well), but it doesn't make it easier [13:14] Awesome. [13:15] I think the RRS are a little to militant. [13:15] But it should make for a fun afternoon. [13:15] Cool :-) Non-prophets will continue with Jeff Dee and Russell Glasser missing for some while..? Have you found replacements? [13:17] I'm working on finding a replacement. We'd like to have 3 voices. 4 was, on some occasions, too much. 2 is too few. [13:17] Is it possible for you to set up some sort of hook up, to allow people to co-host from elsewhere? [13:17] I'm going to try to get a replacement quickly, so that Denis and I won't have to do the show on the 19th alone [13:18] Not possible right now...but that's something else we're working on [13:18] googletalk perhaps? calling intercontinental is a bit expensive ;-) [13:18] I'd like to have guests phone in [13:20] Ill be back in 40 minutes. [13:22] * KaylaKaze has joined #nonprophets [13:22] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [13:25] * Omorpheus has joined #nonprophets [13:31] * KaylaKaze has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:33] 30 minutes to go :-) [13:34] * KaylaKaze has joined #nonprophets [13:35] 25 minutes to go :D [13:37] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:37] * rudeboy yawns, stretches, and shatters most of the bones in his aging body [13:38] good morning/afternoon/evening all [13:39] Good evening/morning/afternoon/sometiime :-D [13:40] wow. nice white teeth there. you must have a great dentist [13:40] 8) [13:40] Hi all. We're waiting on our guest...I'l be doing mic checks and stuff in a while. We may not be starting on time, but I'll give you a 'heads up' [13:40] head's up? my toilet must be rising.... [13:41] apply directl to the forehead. apply directly to the forehead, apply directly to the forehead [13:41] friggin television ads [13:42] * wwfsmd has joined #nonprophets [13:42] There's a joke about that on the current You Don't Know Jack [13:43] Morning progressive talk show host, Stephanie Miller, has been using it too [13:43] She fronts the line with a bushism [13:43] or which ever ep it was I played a couple days ago [13:43] Spetember the eleventh, apply directly to the forehead [13:44] FOr those of you who listen to progressive talk, that is [13:44] ah, it was ep 3 I played, I think [13:44] http://www.stephaniemiller.com/ [13:46] Did the music stop btw? I'm listening to a quiet stream [13:47] Yeah, that's better ;-) [13:47] Stephanie Miller's show isn't uploaded to usenet :-( [13:47] Ah, well [13:47] Sounds ok, but your mike... it's now ok [13:47] she's on NOVA-M radio [13:48] That's good. [13:48] http://www.novamradio.com/ [13:48] I suppose I could set up Replay AV to record the show... [13:49] I know Nova M. I used to listen to Mike Malloy. Still do sometimes, but he upsets me sometimes by being so soft on religion [13:49] They had her on for 3 days in Don Imus's spot on MSNBC early this week [13:49] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [13:49] test 12 heard ;-) [13:49] Yeah, Malloy, for all his ranting tried very hard to be fair, and sometimes seems to be fence sitting [13:50] He's testing 1-1 [13:50] testing 1-2* [13:50] testing, check, check, syphalis, syphalis. [13:50] Still, his show is sometimes great [13:51] ah, buzz [13:51] yeah [13:51] 4 fuzz now [13:51] good old 60 cycle hum [13:51] you have that thing near a florescnet light? or some motorized device? [13:51] 4 any new equipment in the studio? [13:51] check the connector for a loose wire [13:52] lol [13:52] 4 what the F [13:52] Somehow I doubt it's an RCA 77BX [13:52] Ok...here's the deal [13:53] GUYS -- there is a buzz in that mike [13:53] ah [13:53] Yes, there's some new equipment [13:53] gone now [13:53] Guess you just lost the 'no microphones were harmed in this show' rating [13:53] We got rid of the buzz mic and got some lapel mics... [13:53] We should be good to go soon [13:53] part of the problem with us giving feedback is there's a delay [13:53] 4 Latest testing mmkay [13:53] I use insect lapelent myself... [13:53] of probably like 1-2 minutes [13:54] or at least that's normally the case with shoutcast [13:54] KaylaKaze last show, non-prophets said I have practically 0 delay. [13:54] Jokes brought to you by Puns-R-Us [13:54] weird [13:54] BRB mail just arrived [13:54] weee [13:54] I wonder what they're using then 'cause my shoutcasting is severely delayed [13:55] Shoutcast? are you trying to record this for yourself [13:57] * whosawhatsis has joined #nonprophets [13:57] music [13:57] just use streamripper on winamp [13:57] or sourceforge [13:58] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [13:59] NJ! [13:59] Afternoon rudeboy! [13:59] Last minute test..incoming [13:59] Still a very slight hum, not aggressive though. [13:59] nopt sure if that was a hum or an air conditioner in the background [14:00] It very well could be an air conditionor :P [14:00] or a ceiling fan [14:00] or something else that vibrates [14:00] Music! [14:00] here we go [14:01] * NeutronJack tingles with excitement! [14:01] It's titilating [14:01] emphasis on ilating [14:01] mmmmmmmmmmm [14:01] reminds me of a waitress at Hooters [14:01] speaking to tit-ilating [14:02] oh, my. In the King's ENglish [14:02] * NeutronJack points out that it's "titillating". [14:02] * DripGrind has joined #nonprophets [14:02] danke NJ [14:02] lol [14:03] Alright...I'm finally listening live and in the chatroom. [14:03] Non Prophets go Mystery Science Theater [14:03] Excellent, DripGrind! [14:03] * Brella has joined #nonprophets [14:04] IMO, this doesn't qualify as a "foreign accent", per the drinking game. [14:05] he sounds like tom servo [14:05] Hmmm... Well this is way better than Jeff Dee's "Scottish" accent. [14:05] Well, sure--rap music is better than Jeff's Scottish. [14:05] Bored of directors? [14:05] Yeah, I am [14:05] lol [14:06] most of them make movies now [14:07] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [14:07] Ok...if you have questions, I'll do what I can to get them in [14:07] later, I mean [14:07] * Dave63 has quit IRC (Dave63) [14:07] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [14:09] what is thor's hammer anyways? what kind of game? [14:09] * etuxr has joined #nonprophets [14:10] thor's hammer is the store where they meet to play various boardgames [14:10] oy vey [14:10] chutes n ladders, D&D, candyland? lol [14:11] I havent played any board games in more then a decade [14:11] Hah...Candyland. I remember that one. [14:11] Not even the classics? [14:11] any audio issues? [14:11] Audio sounds good [14:11] Chess, checkers, backgammon... [14:11] audio sounds good [14:12] we're using lapel mics - and we'll probably replace all of the mics with them [14:12] nowadays they probably have more "X-TREME!" kinds of games, with dinosaurs, eye lazers and martial arts n shit, to quote a certain extreme bunny [14:13] That Bugs Bunny parody from Newgrounds? [14:13] * KaylaKaze has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:13] What was his name? [14:13] yes! "a new bunny" I love that one [14:13] Buzz Fucking Bunny [14:13] Yeah, that's it. [14:13] well, thinkgeek sells board games that involve lazers and magnets [14:13] ooh, CrossFire, woopee doo [14:14] * Brella has quit IRC (Brella) [14:14] Influences? It IS the Bush administration. [14:15] "magisteria" = "ways of knowing" = pseudo-intellecualy wussy bullshit [14:15] * KaylaKaze has joined #nonprophets [14:19] * nullifidian has joined #nonprophets [14:20] "I like God--he makes me feel all tingly." [14:20] Did anyone hear Francis Collins on Fresh Air? [14:20] I didnt [14:20] hot air you mean [14:20] :-) [14:20] hehe [14:20] hi all [14:20] He was pretty pathetic. [14:20] 3 waterfalls in teh woods = god, what a maroon [14:20] Especially since he followed Richard Dawkins. [14:21] had trouble conecting. bah [14:21] humbug [14:21] * KaylaKaze has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:21] are they taking questions today? [14:22] later [14:22] * zeemy has joined #nonprophets [14:22] cool. missed the beginning so didn't know the format [14:22] They're 1 man down while what's-his-face is gone for a year, so they can't do the questions live. [14:22] righto [14:22] * zeemy has left #nonprophets [14:22] * nullifidian goes to get something with alcohol in it, just in case [14:23] well, they will do it live, but not real time. know what I mean? er... [14:23] yeah, gotcha. ta [14:23] 4 Who cares who came up with "the golden rule" -- I think it stinks. [14:24] it kinda busts the balls of the xian idea of "exalt god above all" too [14:24] So what are the rules now? Asshat, foreign accent...is there anything else? [14:24] * KaylaKaze has joined #nonprophets [14:24] asshat in an accent is downing it, i think [14:24] trouble, kayla baby [14:24] DripGrind: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Prophets_Radio#Drinking_Game [14:25] lol [14:25] Cool, thanks. [14:25] (Of course, I wrote that, so it's hardly authoritative.) [14:25] Hah. [14:25] Why didn't God tell the "Golden Rule" to Adam & Eve? Why did he wait thousands of years for Jesus? Why didn't he tell Adam & Eve to write the Bible? Because it's just a stupid story. [14:26] 'Cause he was testing their faith and he works in mysterious ways. [14:26] Duh. [14:26] Don't question!!! [14:26] 4 In spite of "teh golden rule" being in every culture, most cultures are still bigoted, misogynistic, xenophobic and violent. So what good is this 'common sense' really doing us? I like hte definition of common sense moraility as "the prejudices one has acquired by the age of 18" [14:27] i dunno. the phelps are a refutation of that [14:27] they bend the minds of their kids from birth [14:27] from birth is under the umbrella of "by the age of 18" , smartypants [14:27] yes, but does it come under "morality" ;-) [14:28] I said "common sense morality" [14:28] hehe [14:28] Nice job NJ. [14:28] So is the national day of reason over? [14:29] time to go back to being UNreasonable? [14:29] oh, f#$@%@, forgot to buy beer again! Damn it! [14:29] no emergency vodka? [14:29] hm. emergency tequila [14:30] :) [14:30] yeah, got some of that [14:30] Hah. I have plenty of liquor but I only use it to cook with. [14:30] maybe I ought to whip up a Cinco de Mayo drink [14:30] what's one of those? [14:30] since that is today [14:30] a margarita [14:31] oh [14:31] Do you have some Cointreau? [14:31] not sure [14:32] have to g inventory the liquer cabinet [14:32] * scarlett has joined #nonprophets [14:32] finally got in [14:32] howdy [14:32] scarlett [14:32] If God actually parted the sea, appeared as a burning bush, and brought people back from the dead, then science WOULD have something to say about God. But apparently God only does things that "might happen anyway", so he's impossible to detect. [14:32] wb [14:32] skeptics' guide just hit the interweb tuberz http://media.libsyn.com/media/skepticsguide/skepticast2007-05-03.mp3 [14:32] I've been trying to get in here for a half-hour [14:32] HEY ALL! :) [14:32] Scarlett! :D [14:33] (pm right?) [14:33] yeah, there was audio trouble at the beginning too, scarlett. buggy day. I think Cinco De Mayo is taking it's toll [14:33] {{{{Scarlett}}}} [14:33] ((((NPs)))) [14:33] lol [14:33] How's your shoulder? [14:34] It was doing better, yesterday, but... that just meant I wanted to get the house back up-to-snuff and now I'm back to medicating and icing [14:34] thanks for asking though [14:34] this interview has been great so far [14:34] yw [14:34] Cinco de Mayo!? It's Free Comic Book Day that's making everyone nuts, not Cinco de Mayo :-) [14:34] you americans have days for everything [14:34] which is cool [14:34] what would happen if it were Nudie Magazine Day like billy madison [14:34] :) [14:35] We're having a Cinco de Mayo celebration downtown, which will certainly make it harder for me to get to the comic store! [14:35] grrr! dropped again! [14:35] Yeah...the problem is that Christians want their God to be "above definition" [14:35] well... rebuffering rather than dropped [14:35] now it's dropped :-/ [14:36] "how can you try to make something so great as God fit into human, emperical values?" [14:36] scarlett -- yeah, which is more beans spilled when casey luskin was ranting about "intelligent design doesn't need such panzy things like mechanisms and testable predictions" ;/ [14:36] right [14:36] Cinco de Mayo is actually Mexican. We Americans use it as an excuse to drink beer and tequila. [14:36] yeah, it literally means "May 5th." [14:36] you need an excuse for that? ;-) [14:36] Yep. [14:36] I use Cinco de Mayo as the excuse to stand in my backyard and yell "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN, PLEASE!" at my neighbors [14:37] nullifidian in case you haven't noticed, we're a guilt-driven culture. [14:37] My chihuahua is very popular on Cinco de Mayo. [14:37] chihuahua's, boooo [14:37] rotties, yaaayyy [14:37] Nobody boos Xena, Warrior Puppy! [14:37] Only asshats drink beer and tequila. [14:37] lol [14:37] those catholics get everywhere [14:38] Chihuahuas always remind me of that damn Taco Bell dog. [14:38] yes....today we should be doing tequilla shooters for the "asshat" [14:38] that's just because the name is spanish (or sounds spanish, at least). Get a chupacabra, that will be REALLY popular [14:38] Do the possum childrens do anything for CdM [14:38] small children + chupacabra = Enquirer knocking on my door...too much hassle [14:39] P#1 is off at a theme park playing trumpet today [14:39] she just called and said she got first [14:39] sweet! [14:39] yeah! [14:39] what'a a chupacabra? [14:39] go trumpets! :D [14:39] The goat sucker. [14:39] now she's openly defying an instruction I gave her... but that's for another time [14:39] sounds like some kind of evil giant snakey thing [14:39] ah [14:39] He's a monster that eats livestock and small children. [14:40] nullifidian -- chupacabra is a made-up beast in Mexican culture that's said to suck the blood out of goats and mutilate mexicans' cows --- but any actual comparisons to predatory leftovers shows it's always just coyotes and shit [14:40] chupacabra = monster/cow eating cryptozoological thing [14:40] right [14:40] we don't have one of those in the local zoo [14:40] mexican big-foot [14:40] but it's a Mexican monster, cow eating thing. ;) [14:40] hence my ignorance :) [14:40] Prayer is worthless [14:40] no shit news of the day [14:40] TheologEEEEans? [14:40] There have been some sightings in Central America too. [14:41] they only do it because it makes them feel proactive without actually doing anything [14:41] lol yeah, iI noticed that. He's saying theologians. [14:41] does anyone else think Vic sounds like Cliff from Cheers? [14:41] lol [14:42] the fat guy? [14:42] I didn't make that connection. [14:42] now i do [14:42] The fat guy with the mustache. [14:42] the guy who does the Pixar flicks and the "Made in America" stuff [14:42] the postman dude [14:42] The other fat guy is Norm. [14:42] .... never watched cheers, I'm not sure [14:42] yeah!! [14:42] Cliff is the know-it-all mailman. [14:42] that's the guy [14:42] ah, Norm I know, okay yeah I love that actor. Cliff I can't picture. [14:42] Vic sounds like him [14:43] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cliff_Clavin [14:43] (believe it or not) [14:43] George Wendt?? [14:43] is that his real name? [14:43] http://www.cheers-becker.de/c_cliff_02.JPG [14:43] I thought George Wendt was Norm. [14:43] i googled his picture, thanks for nothin'. yeah, I dont really know that guy. [14:43] darn [14:43] George Wendt rules [14:43] what is this guys name? [14:43] look it up on IMDB geez [14:43] john ratzenberger [14:44] THERE YA GO [14:44] rodent patties [14:44] I haven't watched Cheers in forever. [14:44] He later became pope. [14:44] Ok...Vic sounds like Ratzenberger. Ratzenber... pope...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [14:44] * Judas has joined #nonprophets [14:44] in german, obviously [14:44] RUN Non-Prophets [14:44] John Ratzenberger = Cliff [14:44] lol Neurton [14:44] see, all I had to do was google "plays cliff on cheers" see how easy it is? [14:45] I prefer Vic, myself [14:45] I know... but, getting into this chat was so tenuous for me that I don't want to jinx it by bringing up a new window [14:45] ok then [14:45] 4 Bishop Spawn? lol [14:45] I agree with Vic. I don't think that most clergy believe in Jesus [14:46] Use ChatZilla. Then you can just leave this one up and switch between your browser and the chatroom. [14:46] I think clergy men are people who couldn't hack it in a psychology program [14:46] * grrrrraeme has joined #nonprophets [14:46] mayne not, it's a nice little tax free earner if you can get the gig [14:46] maybe* [14:47] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [14:47] is vic's book limited to the christian idea of a god? [14:48] I didn't get that impression, null. It was, to me, more open that that [14:48] than that [14:48] cool. I've not seen it in the shops here yet [14:50] * etuxr has quit IRC (Client exited) [14:50] hey! I'm a scientist who's into philosophy. ;0 [14:50] dang it [14:52] ahhh, poor Matt [14:52] I didn't understand that either. [14:53] they have to learn something, but wilful ignorance is rife [14:53] we need to STOP dumbing down the education we give our children [14:54] WE NEED TO STOP saying it's "Hard" [14:54] I've heard religious people say "you can't get something from nothing" as a reason to believe in God. [14:54] Math and Science are EASY. They're emperical and observable. They're completely rational topics. But, Americans have demonized them [14:54] So have I. [14:54] Now, poetry--that is HARD. [14:54] but science is hard. is said so in the onion [14:54] :) [14:54] once you get a group of kids who are RAISED in it, they rock in it [14:54] http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38575 [14:54] *brushes shoudlers off* [14:55] yup [14:55] Poetry isn't hard...GOOD poetry is hard. [14:55] just look at pz myer's daughter [14:55] Do you have a picture? [14:55] college at 16 by gum [14:55] I've heard plenty of shit poetry. [14:55] is she cute too? ;-) [14:55] Christians want Math and Science to remain mysterious because it disproves their God [14:55] http://www.skatje.com/ [14:55] Yes, Aerik! Great example. Skatje rules! [14:55] ok...it doesn't disprove their God, but it makes their God suspect [14:55] Skatje dresses just like the comic of Jin Wiked http://www.jinwicked.com/ [14:56] it's better, in their mind, to make Math and Science seem not-understandable [14:56] skatje doesn't admit it but she's the real life manifistatino of Steampunk genre anime [14:56] lol [14:56] manifistation* [14:56] "fist"? [14:56] damnit [14:56] lol- I can't comment on whether kids are "hot or not". [14:56] lol manifestation* [14:57] lol [14:57] thanks scarlett, took the words right out of my mouth [14:57] makes me mom-whistle go "Ewwww" [14:57] It makes you mom-whistle? [14:57] the part before that [14:57] What the hell is that? [14:57] that "what the bleep do we know" was the biggest waste of £10 that anyone ever spent on me [14:58] Sounds like it is truth: Truthiness [14:58] dripgrind she used "me" for "my" as a neologism [14:58] OK, but still...what is a mom-whistle? [14:58] or in the classic cockney/yorkshiresque sense [14:58] NO...it was a type [14:58] typo [14:58] lol [14:58] ssh! he doesnt have to know [14:59] mom-whistle is that protective feeling [14:59] mom-whistle - spidey-sense [14:59] wouldn't that be a "mom-alarm"? ;-) [14:59] EXACTLY [14:59] OK. [14:59] mom-whistle sounds like a milf term... [14:59] or something [14:59] you wish [14:59] I wish [15:00] Like a wolf-whistle for MILFs? [15:00] yeah, that kind of thing [15:00] Ive gtg early bye [15:00] * Samuel has quit IRC (lolk furries suck) [15:00] i expect [15:00] ok leave the MILF talk out of this, no need to creep out scarlett [15:01] we need to try and get vic to say "asshat". my ice is melting [15:02] *sigh* it looks like it might rain when I try to mow. [15:02] I hate mowing. Why do we have to kill all the grass and the homes of the crickets and other bugs [15:02] just to keep the property value up, la dee da [15:02] It looks like it might rain all week. [15:02] because otherwise they will rise up against us [15:03] oh what are they gonna do, crawl up my leg and bite me in the anus? I aint scared [15:03] i've seen films with giant bugs, i know what would happen [15:03] *nod* [15:03] What's that MST3K one? [15:04] what is MST3K [15:04] mystery science theatre [15:04] Mystery Science Theater 3000 [15:04] oooh, they rule [15:04] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mst3k [15:04] ir is it "theater" in the US? [15:04] I want to do that in every movie I see [15:05] uh, you didnt spell it different lol [15:05] no wait there it is [15:05] nvm [15:05] * Aerik zips his flap [15:05] I think "theater" is usually associated with movies and "theatre" is usually associated with live performance. [15:05] sorry, my brit english [15:05] Here it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beginning_of_the_End [15:07] mst3k from £63! sod that! [15:07] L Ron Hubbard did it [15:07] l ron can do anything [15:08] true [15:08] I love that. "If you come to our church, you can get high." [15:08] so the song goes [15:08] "do do ron ron ron, do do ron ron" [15:08] :) [15:08] Damn Theatans they are everywhere [15:08] mystery science thetans? [15:08] *shudder* [15:09] Yes. 3000 of them. [15:09] egads! [15:09] lol [15:09] that's the perfect idea! Let's a bunch of us get together in scientology costumes, go to the next tom cruise movie, and be teh Mystery Science Thetans and make fun of the movie [15:10] * Dave63_2 has joined #nonprophets [15:10] * Dave63 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:10] lol [15:10] rofl! [15:11] we can do normal jokes, but then do really contrived jokes you can only understand if you've studied scientology, so normal people wont get some, but others will really piss off tom cruise [15:11] They do something called "Mister Sinus Theater" at the Alamo Drafthouse. [15:11] I've never seen it, but supposedly it's pretty good. [15:12] lol [15:12] Non-Prophets: Ask Vic to use "asshat" in a sentence! Come on, it'll be a classic! [15:12] "live on the podcast"--you heard it here, folks! [15:12] Questions... [15:12] no questions [15:12] slackers [15:12] lol [15:12] posers [15:12] SORRY [15:12] Question for Vic: can you use "asshat" in a sentence? [15:13] 4 You've killed the drinking game for the last 3 weeks [15:13] don't phrase it as a yes or no question [15:13] 4QUESTION: DOES HE THINK CHRISTIAN PARENTS ACTIVELY PROMOTE THEIR KIDS TO IGNORE SCIENCE [15:13] we need to come up with some rules that NPs don't know about [15:13] scarlett http://nospank.net/humphrey.htm [15:13] 4ALA- HOMESCHOOLERS AND ID [15:14] Is it true Christianity is reducably incomplex? [15:14] ll [15:15] http://ebonmusings.org/atheism/theistguide.html -- 4 Theists guide to converting atheists [15:17] Arg! neighbor next door is mowing! This is the second day in a row a neighbor's lawnmower has interrupted my listening experience on a podcast [15:17] smote your neighbor [15:18] last night it was the neighbor across the street firing up a 16hp riding mower in the middle of Infidel Guy [15:18] that sounds painful [15:18] Sure the difference in male penis size is falsifies a perfect creator? [15:18] Holy shit. What was he mowing, a golf course? [15:19] "my god's dick is bigger than your god's dick. What, actually compare them? That's gay, you fag!" -- the theist's attitudet to other theologies [15:19] dripgrind he's a landscaper, I guess he just likes doin it quick [15:19] Gotcha. [15:20] His oldest son, 12, has down syndrome, so it's not like he can make anybody else do it anyways. gotta find the time and get er dun. [15:20] nice analogy Aerik [15:20] ty [15:20] Question for Dr. Stenger: What's a 3-letter word for "donkey" and a 3-letter word for "headgear"? Please answer as quickly as possible! [15:21] I heard my mom say "Get 'er dun" the other day. [15:21] ROFL :D [15:21] I was greatly disappointed. [15:22] Dave63_2: asscap [15:22] asscap? [15:22] close enough! [15:22] butthat [15:22] gluteous sombrero - it is May 5th [15:23] Gluteous? [15:23] that's sombrero de la gluteoso [15:23] is 5th may a mexican holiday or soemthing? [15:23] Yes. [15:23] yes [15:23] right [15:23] dripgring -- the major muscle group in your buttox is the gluteus maximus [15:23] gotcha [15:23] dripgrind* [15:23] sombrero de culo (Spanish?) [15:23] I think donkey is burro. [15:23] sombrero de burro [15:24] lol [15:24] Yes, we're talking about different kinds of asses... [15:24] cargne de ratta [15:24] Hat of the ass. [15:24] arse trilby [15:24] lol [15:24] buttock titfer [15:25] posterior yahmica [15:25] ChapĆ©u do burro. [15:25] I SEE IT ALL THE TIME AND IT'S TRAGIC [15:25] me too [15:25] scarlett in the last few months I've seen more and more cars around here with "Jesus" as a vanity plate on cars [15:26] isn't that taking the name in vain? [15:26] Science doesn't prove anything? How would one prove that? [15:26] one of these mother fuckers with the Jesus vanity plate not only parked in a handicapped space, but parked right over the farking ramp [15:26] Thanks Dr. Stenger [15:26] Thanks Vic! [15:26] thanks NP and Dr Stenger [15:26] 4 Thanks nonprophets! [15:26] Good show, NP! [15:27] Great interview and show [15:27] * Aerik hugs Scarlett on the non-injured side [15:27] shame i missed the first 1/3 [15:27] *HUGS AERIK* [15:27] will have to catch the podcast then [15:27] * KaylaKaze has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:27] * NeutronJack has left #nonprophets [15:27] this is a great song [15:27] alrighty I gotta go mow while the sun is sitll out [15:27] bye y'all [15:27] see ya, aerik [15:27] later [15:27] Bye. [15:27] :D [15:27] * Aerik has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.3/2007030919]) [15:28] * whosawhatsis has quit IRC (whosawhatsis) [15:28] Non-Prophets: Please get this audio posted as quickly as possible! Thanks! [15:28] who's this, the white stripes did matt say? [15:28] Thanks all! [15:28] yeah [15:28] Yes, it's The White Stripes [15:28] cheers [15:28] Ball and Biscuit...from Elephant [15:29] that sounds like some sort of cockney thing that I should be very familiar with [15:29] That's exactly what I was going to say, Null. [15:29] sounds like some kind of horrible, British breakfast [15:29] LOL [15:29] ok... I'm out folks. ;) [15:29] yeah, it beats the shit out of cornflakes for artery destruction [15:29] later scarlett [15:29] * scarlett has left #nonprophets [15:30] Have you heard of "chicken-fried bacon?" [15:30] That's about as destructive to the arteries as it gets. [15:30] is that some allusion to a war between hens and pigs? [15:30] * Omorpheus has left #nonprophets [15:30] if not, it should be [15:30] Have you ever heard of chicken-fried steak? [15:30] 33% less fat [15:30] nope [15:31] Or do they not do that over there? [15:31] never come across it myself, but it may do [15:31] * wwfsmd has quit IRC (wwfsmd) [15:31] It's just a flank steak breaded and fried the same way they do chicken. [15:31] in breadcrumbs? [15:32] yum [15:32] Yeah. [15:32] deep fried mars bar kebabs [15:32] i've seen it in germany, called a schnitzel, but not in the uk [15:32] i've seen a deep fried mars bar. it looked gross [15:32] And some guy who owns a restaurant in a small Texas town decided to do bacon the same way and serve it as a side dish. [15:33] There's a video about him somewhere on YouTube. [15:33] sounds like cholesterol heaven [15:33] later guys - god be with you [15:33] yeah, peas be on you too :) [15:33] And the woman who was trying it for the first time said "Hey, this is good...it just needs some salt." [15:34] * Judas has quit IRC (Judas) [15:34] i guess healthy eating wasn't high on her agenda [15:34] I didn't think I would ever hear someone say that bacon needed salt. [15:35] some danish bacon is quite bland [15:37] this is the first time i've used Opera for chat. it's not as shite as i anticipated [15:37] I didn't know people still used Opera. [15:37] i only have it around for testing [15:37] Aren't they making people pay for it now? [15:37] no they used to, it's completely free now [15:38] That's good. [15:38] except on devices like mobile phones, etc. [15:38] or so i hear [15:38] * Konradius has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.3/2007030919]) [15:38] well, that's me having to say asshat to myself to finish my drink [15:38] Ok folks...thanks for dropping by. We'll be back in 2 weeks [15:38] Yeah, I never use the phone to surf the Internet. [15:39] i guess NPs have put the kibosh on the drinking game [15:39] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, May 19th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. [15:39] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, May 19th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. (Non-Prophets)' [15:39] boo! [15:39] What is this, Twisted Sister? [15:39] cheers NP! [15:40] Good show. Hasta la proxima vez, sombreros de burro :-) [15:40] * Dave63_2 has left #nonprophets [15:40] right, off to do something less interesting instead. later everybody peeps! [15:40] Hasta laters. [15:40] * nullifidian has left #nonprophets [15:40] * zippyapparition has quit IRC (zippyapparition) [15:41] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat May 05 15:41:05 2007