Session Start: Sat Apr 21 11:24:17 2007 Session Ident: #NONPROPHETS [11:24] * Now talking in #NONPROPHETS [11:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +ntr [11:24] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, April 7th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. (Non-Prophets)' [11:24] * ChanServ sets mode: -ahoq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [11:24] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [11:25] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [11:25] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [11:47] * grrrrraeme has joined #NONPROPHETS [11:47] rn time gmt [11:49] I'm a bit early - trying to work out Eastern time against British summertime was clearly too much for my addled brain [11:50] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [11:50] * grrrrraeme has joined #NONPROPHETS [11:50] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [11:58] * grrrrraeme has joined #NONPROPHETS [12:00] * grrrrraeme is a computer geek [12:00] * grrrrraeme has left #NONPROPHETS [12:00] * grrrrraeme has joined #NONPROPHETS [12:02] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [12:20] * grrrrraeme has joined #NONPROPHETS [12:29] I'm going to be AFK quite a bit longer...but we posted the time in UTC to make it as easy as possible. :) [12:33] Argh - just realised that the new Dr Who is also on at 1900 hours BST - better set the recorder! [12:35] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [12:35] * grrrrraeme has joined #NONPROPHETS [12:57] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [12:59] * grrrrraeme has joined #NONPROPHETS [12:59] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [13:09] * grrrrraeme has joined #NONPROPHETS [13:20] * ChristOnIce has joined #NONPROPHETS [13:23] * rudeboy has joined #NONPROPHETS [13:23] * rudeboy shakes his brains awake [13:24] This is a total pisser. No booze in the house. How can I play the Asshat game without booze? [13:27] That's a question we've all asked ourselves at one time or another [13:27] I suppose [13:27] Course, it may also have to do with how generally lazy I am to bother to get off my ass, go to the damn store and buy some booze... [13:28] Why don't booze shops do delivery services? [13:28] that's a really excellent question. [13:28] could make a milliomn [13:29] hm. Now, two of our grocery stores do it.. [13:29] course, you have to spend a certain amount in order to get a delivery [13:30] Just depends on how lazy you are and how much you're willing to pay! [13:30] hey, that's the American way! [13:30] * zippyapparition has joined #NONPROPHETS [13:31] That should be your country's motto [13:31] AH, I'll just break down and motor up the road to the nearest speedy mart and get a cheap sixer [13:31] then pop a fresh batch of popcorn using my nifty hot air popper [13:32] better than all that microwave popcorn, and I've tried just about all of em [13:33] then, after the show today, a couple of folks dropping by fr a video party [13:33] a nice laid back Saturday afternoon on the old hacienda [13:33] cool - a bring your own video party [13:33] yep [13:34] someone usually brings a bottle of wine too [13:34] and my nemesis, barbeque chips [13:34] The swines [13:35] yes, but I could eat a dozen bags of BBQ chips [13:35] and we'll order a pizza to be delivered [13:35] well, two pizzas [13:35] ask them to drop off a six pack as well [13:35] hm. good idea [13:35] * rudeboy adds that to the want list [13:36] "Don't forget the beer, you silly drunken bastards." [13:36] And if you puke on the rug, this time you're cleaning it up [13:36] That's a great image - drunk delivery pizza guy [13:37] oddly enough, our pizza delivery is Korean. The pizza place is owned and run by a Korean family [13:37] They do a great job making it just the way I like it, so... [13:37] that's all that counts [13:37] yep. [13:38] It's 1940 where I am and you're making me hungry... [13:38] Well, you must be living in a tardis if that's the case [13:39] TIme to move into the 21st century, Doctor [13:39] Reminds me of an old Spike Milligan joke [13:39] he he. The new Dr Who has just been on on the BBC - I'll watch it later [13:40] "Monday comes back one a seek, September comes back once a year... " [13:40] "1940 will come back agin it just takes longer that's all.." [13:40] * Aerik has joined #NONPROPHETS [13:40] the circle of life, as simba would say [13:40] the circle of poo, as Mr. Hanky would say [13:41] Only simba I know was a lioness at the Animal Sanctuary [13:41] the circle of poo - another classic mental image [13:42] Anything I could add here about that... would probably not help [13:43] you're displaying great self control [13:43] nothing to drink [13:43] ooh, a drink sounds good... [13:43] and I can't stop thinking about that Hooters waitress yesterday... [13:44] There I was, taking a simple lunch break from work.. [13:44] I go in to get a simple cheeseburger and a cok [13:44] coke [13:45] and suddenly I find myself thinking about something other than food [13:45] drink? [13:45] well, that too... [13:46] sports? [13:46] * NiteBeast has joined #NONPROPHETS [13:46] this waitress displayed a whole new definition of the word, pulchritude [13:46] All I cna say is "Donde los Yikes!" [13:47] i'm away to look that up [13:47] raped my sould? [13:47] D;Sousa is an asshole. That's a given [13:47] why [13:47] I tried to read one of his books [13:47] 4 hahaha, you know whats funny? rape! Oh man, rape is so funny, I just love jokes about it, har har har [13:48] ahh - comliness, beauty [13:48] ah, voices [13:48] and, grrrrraeme, a rack the size of Montana [13:49] where. where ??? LMAO [13:49] Hooters [13:49] her rack was in Hooters? [13:49] her rack was hooters [13:49] Volume is good for me. [13:50] NP--- sounds good here too [13:50] this girl abused the privilege [13:50] ditto [13:50] Sounds good for me, I always make sure the "fine" level is at 50% volume in Winamp [13:50] This girl was stacked higher than the grand library [13:50] does rudeboy get around or does he get around he he he [13:51] You've discovered my secret [13:51] oooow [13:52] I'm no getting any feed - I've tried both real player and music cube - any ideas? [13:52] my itunes is counting down, so the feed is active [13:53] The feed is live, but silent [13:53] is your cock counting in either player? [13:53] uh [13:53] clock [13:53] lol [13:53] * KyAthiest has joined #NONPROPHETS [13:53] ok - I'll keep real player active [13:53] shitty typing changes the meaning of everything [13:54] I'm connected but getting absolute silence [13:54] makes it kinda fun to try to work out though [13:55] I should launch this downstairs on the other comp so I can hear it throughout the house [13:55] brb [13:56] * MikeEllis has joined #NONPROPHETS [13:56] * MikeEllis has left #NONPROPHETS [13:57] * NeutronJack has joined #NONPROPHETS [13:58] * Wes_in_Dallas has joined #NONPROPHETS [13:58] [13:58] Ahoy hoy! [13:59] I have beer and lasagna here; bring on the show! [13:59] I'm jealous - just got a cup of tea. Life on the edge.... sigh [13:59] it works! [14:00] I have a mountain dew and a tuna sandwich. [14:00] Starting [14:00] Should be hearing Pink Floyd now-ish [14:00] I always thought Mountain Dew looked too much like a urine sample. [14:00] * NeutronJack hears music! [14:01] woot [14:01] aparently its what the kids say [14:01] 23-skidoo [14:01] I'm hearing music, but it's Hank Williams here. I suspect an interfering filter from Time Warner cable. [14:01] wes I remember as a kid we had a rumor that "yellow eye number five" in mountain dew made you infertile if you drank it and mt. dew could be used as a spermicide [14:02] thats what I call fusion! [14:02] Thats a myth [14:02] I wonder how many Dew-babies there are walking around, whose mothers believed that. [14:02] Everyone knows Dr. Pepper is the only true contraceptive [14:02] Trust me, if it was true, I would be 100% spermless [14:02] I like using a small rock as a contraceptive. [14:03] wouldn't you like to be a pepper too? [14:03] I go through a 24 pack a week [14:03] no sh it its a myth, kyAtheist [14:03] Oh, dear. It's AM radio. [14:03] word [14:03] Ah, thought that song sounded familiar [14:03] sorrow floats [14:04] you thought you were hearing hank williams, wes? [14:04] ah for fuck's sake, someone get that machine gun kelly off the air, damn it all to hell [14:04] ==NON-PROPHETS=== Happy Hour starts at 7 now [14:04] dog what duck? [14:04] No, just an anti-Time Warner joke [14:04] speaking of someone who is operating... [14:05] Instead of Dog and Duck, they should go to the Bird and Baby. [14:05] I'd prefer to go to the tis and ass [14:05] tits [14:05] dropped that damn joke [14:05] you don't say [14:05] * scarlett75 has joined #NONPROPHETS [14:05] Tits and ass won't change your life... ...unless they're yours. [14:06] hey all [14:06] * NiteBeast has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:06] hi [14:06] Ahoy, Scarlett [14:06] hey [14:06] I'm not sure how many of you I got to meet in Austin last Sunday, but it was great trip and the four of us had a great time. [14:06] ahoy, Wes [14:07] Glad to hear, Wes [14:07] Ninfa's spoiled me. I want some good enchiladas now. [14:08] Have there been non-shooting massacres recently? [14:08] Chainsaws, NJ [14:08] A ride-by spearing, perhaps? [14:08] I'd say that most one-sided battles in our country's wars count as worse than va tech [14:09] How can 32 people be the worst, when an average of 90 people are shot each day across the USA? [14:09] I massacred a burger earlier [14:09] One guy making up 1/3 is quite a bit [14:09] I massacred my toilet with an aggressive dump earlier [14:09] nice [14:09] Tx needs to get our title back [14:09] Luby's had a good reign, as did UT [14:09] your plummer must love you.. [14:09] Truly, but 90 every day! Another reason so much of the world thinks we're barbaric. [14:09] there was actually a school shooting in Minnesota or Michigan, back in the 1930s, that killed more [14:10] 90 is misleading. Whats the percentage? [14:10] I'm sure there the U.S. is high, but not staggering [14:10] A week after Luby's I was in a Jack in the Box when someone popped a balloon. It was sad but funny to see everyone dive under the tables. [14:11] * NiteBeast has joined #NONPROPHETS [14:11] Yeah. I'm surprised Luby's survived that [14:11] I'll look for an exact number. [14:11] I found it quite disturbing that every news station and radio broadcast kept saying "the south asian" before his name every single time. What kind of racist shit is THAT? [14:11] Luby's was saved by the quality of their macaroni and cheese. [14:11] hm.there was the san diego macdonalds [14:12] "someone order some chicken mabullets?" [14:12] macbullets?" [14:13] it comes with hte mcJob [14:13] MacBullets may be less deadly than their fries [14:14] less salt though [14:14] nothing is deadlier than a fish taco [14:14] I had fish ice cream in Mexico. [14:15] now that sounds awful [14:15] thats just oogy [14:16] * NiteBeast has quit IRC [14:16] THE WORST SCHOOL SHOOTING = May 18, 1927: In Bath, Michigan, Andrew Kehoe blew up the town's school, killing 38 children and seven teachers and injuring 61 others. [14:16] 4THAT IS THE WORST SCHOOL SHOOTING IN HISTORY [14:16] Not a shooting. [14:16] Well, that doesn't sound like a shooting [14:16] Killing, sure. [14:17] worst massacre then [14:17] is it the manner of how they died or simply that fact that they were kllled? [14:17] worst massacre (he did have a gun as well) [14:17] splitting hairs, are you indeed [14:17] Not sure if a mass killing could be considered a massacre. I think there has to be some individual killing [14:17] Language has a purpose. Use it. [14:17] thats gotta be worse than wes's dump, without any doubt [14:17] I'm just tired of the media defining the latest tragedy as " The worst" [14:17] my toilet has a purpose and I use it too... [14:17] Understandable, Scarlett [14:18] "The worst" usually means "The worst that I can remember, after doing a lot of coke." [14:18] lol [14:18] sorry, only have pepsi [14:18] my dump? [14:19] sorry - soneone else's dump [14:19] I'm easily confused about dumps [14:19] I'm constantly surprised that these guys have time to read so much, to find these things to air. [14:20] I aired a dump of my own earlier today too, Wes... [14:20] * Samuel has joined #NONPROPHETS [14:20] which reminds me, time to close that window [14:20] all the warm air is getting out [14:21] Russell, it's more comforting to be religious just like it's more comforting to be drunk or stoned or indulging in any other escape from reality. [14:21] Ahoy, Samuel [14:21] and like both of those they make me nauseous [14:21] * Dave63 has joined #NONPROPHETS [14:21] hi [14:22] Comparing religion to drugs is my justification for trying to talk people I care about out of their religious beliefs. [14:23] But a stoner knows he's stoned [14:23] unless it's a date rape drug etc [14:23] If apologists say god's mind is unknowable, why must they continually speak for him [14:23] because he can never speak for himself [14:23] never [14:23] how can something be unknowable yet you believe in it at the same time? it's the straight-bullshit-talk express [14:24] but he probably think of getting stoned as just fun, ignoring that there are usually more unhealthy reasons for "needing" to get stoned [14:24] Yah. Most of the people who I know, give me these pseudo facts about the particular drugs not being harmful. [14:25] Which is just like creation propoganda. [14:25] "but pot helps me get through my problems" -- by that argument, my doctor should prescribe me medical Cherry Coke (r), since it has about the same value for "getting through" my problems, when I sit down with it and enjoy it instead of getting up and doing something about what's bothering me [14:25] like getting stoned [14:26] I think many drugs are certainly less dangerous than the Drug Warriors tell us. But I still think needing something beyond yourself can be a sign of weakness, be it God, pot, or Starbucks. [14:26] I'm sticking with Candy and Transfats. [14:27] weakness, or the human condition? [14:27] same here, sam [14:27] ;) [14:27] lol [14:27] denish d'shithead ... lloll [14:27] let's go suck some lollipops at the sizzler [14:27] I'm in! [14:27] The time spent on attacking weakness has already exceeded the topic's importance to me. [14:27] * NeutronJack has never been to a Sizzler. [14:28] you haven't missed much, NJ [14:28] Or me. But I can pretend. [14:28] lol I've never been to a Sizzler either [14:28] supposedly there is one around here, according to my fav. radio station [14:28] From what little I know, Cho didn't shoot anyone for religious reasons. He was angry at being treated badly by the snobbish students at his school. [14:28] I'm not sure if they have any in Canada. [14:29] Samuel, you're in Canada? Where? [14:29] Nova Scotia [14:29] You've been? [14:29] I've gotta admit I don't even know what a sizzler is [14:29] No, but I want to visit. [14:29] It's nice. Esspecially in the summer. [14:29] I'm seriously interested in emigrating to Vancouver. [14:29] sizzler is a low end restaurant [14:30] Victoria is beautiful. [14:30] Sizzler = the Red Lobster of steak houses. [14:30] yup [14:30] that's it in a nutshell [14:30] or a lobster shell as is the case [14:30] the only thing I like at red lobster is the biscuits [14:30] He was 8 when he moved to America [14:31] I've been waiting for the accents - always a high point [14:31] I'm from the eastcoast, where everyones grand father is a fisherman and I cannot stand lobster. [14:31] Schleussel -- Sizzler... yum [14:31] scarlett -- here's another blogger that's being outted for speaking out against bigotry http://deviousdiva.com/2007/04/20/revealed/ [14:31] Samuel: I grew up in the Detroit area, son of an auto worker, and I'm not gaga about cars. I know the feeling. [14:32] a hundred years ago, lobster was considered poor people's food... [14:32] At least you don't have to put them in your mouth. [14:32] my how times have changed [14:32] Indeed. Now it's the big mac. [14:32] And I grew up in Texas, son of a pig farmer, and I'm not gaga about brain-dead morons. [14:32] hahaha [14:33] * scarlett75 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [14:33] The farmer or the pig? [14:33] Who wrote Catch 22? [14:33] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Vonnegut says: Vonnegut was a Humanist; he served as Honorary President of the American Humanist Association [14:33] Joseph Heller [14:33] I heard him accused of plagiarism today. Catch 22 evidently has much in common with another novel published 10 years earlier. [14:35] * scarlett75 has joined #NONPROPHETS [14:35] Welcome back [14:35] oh was you gone scarlett [14:35] scarlett -- here's another blogger that's being outted for speaking out against bigotry http://deviousdiva.com/2007/04/20/revealed/ [14:35] cat got your modem? [14:35] sorry Aerik,... tried to open that link and it took down my computer [14:36] really?! [14:36] yep [14:36] Blame Time Warner! [14:36] works fine for me [14:36] had to shut IE down [14:36] that explains it [14:36] I'll look at it later, maybe [14:37] I wonder if the Non-Prophets would place periodic prank calls to Jeff Dee. [14:37] audio sounds fine here.... [14:37] my audio sounds fine, as well [14:37] interweb exploder [14:37] "Got Darwin in a can?" [14:38] I don't want to think about teenagers and anal sex. [14:38] let him out, he's suffocating! [14:38] Rudeboy, he'll adapt. [14:39] hm. gal - lop he - goes [14:39] lol [14:39] man, talk about stretching out a pun.... jeeez [14:39] Well, there's also nothing to do in Lubbock but drink and fuck [14:40] ABSTINENCE ONLY SEX EDUCATION, FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU JUST-HOLD-IT POTTY TRAINING [14:40] lol [14:40] Well said, Wes [14:40] from the a-holes who brought you -- god forgive you [14:40] as if that meant something [14:40] I think that was Craig Ferguson's joke [14:40] I love that man. [14:40] Ah [14:41] He's going downhill though. He has towned down to get Letterman's job [14:41] towned down? [14:41] what are the chances of impregnating someone iwth a Kevlar vest on [14:41] Toned. [14:41] ah [14:41] Toned, poor thought there [14:42] I thought it might have been an expression meaning "dumbed down" [14:42] It could be. Like dragged down [14:42] I never found Letterman too funny. After 11 oclock do you need to tone down anything? [14:42] I found Ferguson entertaining, but I really came to respect him after the way he treated Britney Spears. [14:42] Yes. [14:43] That story about his alcohol problem was touching. [14:43] I don't respect her, but he treated her with some compassion. Rare in television. [14:43] His stand up was really good. I like that he has a good job now, but almost wish hed get axed and go back to touring [14:43] ah, there you are: butt plug people [14:44] a new nickname for all those crappy asshats [14:44] I think Ferguson tours on weekends, doing stand up in one city each Saturday [14:44] or crap fille as the case may be [14:44] filled [14:44] "rawed" pun intended? [14:44] I paused the feed for a minute - its great trying to work out whats coming up on the 'cast by what you guys are typing [14:45] A guy here in Dallas has taken to calling asshats "donkey fedoras" [14:45] lol [14:45] lmao [14:45] derrier corks [14:45] mule muckaluks? that the right word? [14:45] He's deliberately interpreting my T-shirt wrong. [14:46] mule yamulkes [14:46] don't have a diktshunarry in fornt of me [14:46] Look behind you [14:46] AH! MYASS! [14:46] :P [14:46] I have no HAT! [14:46] I have a hat but no ass. [14:47] donkey see; donkey doo [14:47] just don;t step in it [14:47] But without an ass, I can wear Wrangler jeans. [14:48] I have an ass and I can wear wranglers [14:48] perhaps you're buying the wrong models [14:48] I stopped wearing wranglers when I realized I had my initials on my butt [14:49] eh? [14:49] 2 Ws [14:49] ah [14:49] oh [14:49] ih [14:49] uh [14:49] Did you loose your ass when you pressed your belly button? [14:50] Why is ih not a morpheme like the others? [14:50] no, but the thought had occured to me [14:50] * Judas has joined #NONPROPHETS [14:50] Ahoy, Judas [14:50] Hey all [14:50] how's the christ chil these days? [14:50] child [14:50] Hey Jude [14:51] Judas would be a good name for the son of an atheist. [14:51] Jude is a bit obscure [14:51] boom boom [14:51] lol [14:51] These are my kids, Judas and Darwin. And our dog Dillahunty. [14:52] If I had a daughter, I'd name her Hypatia [14:52] You're naming the DOG after Matt? LOL [14:52] oh and the cat Reason [14:52] no reason for a cat! [14:52] I'd call mine Incontinentia [14:52] good point [14:52] Incontinentia Buttocks, a classic Python name. [14:52] or, as Benny Hill named a cat walkling away with his tail raised, Old One EYe [14:53] Nethereye [14:53] Or, as my brother once said, look, a pencil sharpener [14:53] rusty sherrif's badge [14:53] just turn the tail like a crank [14:54] Are cats unpleasant because we make fun of them, or do we make fun of them because they're unpleasant? [14:54] thereby hangs a tail [14:54] * sgtele has joined #NONPROPHETS [14:54] Have you seen their eys? They are unplesant [14:54] I'm feline confused [14:54] then you need, confuse a cat [14:55] I am cooking breakfast - anyone want bacon? [14:55] is it kevin bacon? [14:55] nosorry [14:55] no thanks then [14:55] just middle bacon [14:55] already had breakfast [14:56] I've got pizza in the oven. [14:56] Cat Torture Toys presents the randomly barking collar. Hours of fun as your increasinly neurotic tries to get away from that sound. [14:56] lol [14:56] * sgtele has quit IRC (Client exited) [14:56] omg [14:56] I have a cat and dog torture toy, it's called a coyote [14:56] And ask about our fine line of something-in-the-litter box toys. [14:57] surprise in the sandbox [14:57] for all the kiddies [14:57] The cat - where is the intelligent design ther? [14:57] cat = lion = cool [14:57] * sgtele has joined #NONPROPHETS [14:58] My favourite example of un-intelligent design is the human scrotum: something that tender in a dangerous location. [14:58] felinis bunponalogis [14:58] cat + lots of fur + fat = looks like wilfred brimley = diabetus [14:58] lol [14:58] Maybe wilfred Brimley is a cat. [14:59] No. Cats don't eat oatmeal. [14:59] * sgtele has quit IRC (sgtele) [14:59] dawkins on Oreilly? [14:59] This makes me want to get fox news [14:59] ok have to cook brb [14:59] now that will be a short visit [15:00] Why do people agree to go onto O'Reilly's show? [15:00]