Session Start: Sat Oct 20 12:35:47 2007 Session Ident: #nonprophets [12:35] * Now talking in #nonprophets [12:35] * ChanServ sets mode: +ntr [12:35] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, October 6th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. (Non-Prophets)' [12:35] * ChanServ sets mode: -ahoq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [12:35] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [12:36] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [12:36] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [12:59] * Pickle_Guy has joined #nonprophets [13:00] test [13:07] test sat [13:27] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:28] ah, yes, almost time for my monthly fix of atheism [13:30] monthly? [13:30] well, twice a month [13:32] ah, stream testing, I hear [13:32] BRB [13:39] * bugsoup has joined #nonprophets [13:39] * Latrodectus has joined #nonprophets [13:43] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [13:43] * Targetta has joined #nonprophets [13:45] has the show finished? [13:45] Targetta--by my clock, there is 15 minutes before the show starts. [13:46] oh ok thanks, I woke up late and we changed our clocks back a couple of weeks ago so I am a bit out on my timing! [13:47] But my computer clock doesn't update on its own, so I might be wrong. [13:47] Hi People [13:47] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [13:47] hi [13:47] Hi! [13:48] Hello [13:49] okay, I'm back [13:49] yay [13:50] I'm stripping off my TIVO to tape, slow and boring process [13:50] mmkay then [13:51] so I will be occasionally away from here to monitor the situation [13:51] speakin uh which [13:51] BRB [13:51] oh noes [13:52] I've been connected to the stream for 90 seconds and it's silent. but it's there. [13:53] * Tate has joined #nonprophets [13:53] yo [13:53] I almost forgot about the NP today [13:53] yay! [13:53] Good sound [13:54] I was working on my laser gun [13:54] hehe [13:54] good sound? [13:54] NP testing [13:54] * Aerik reconnects [13:54] It fires 2 watts of infrared that burns stuff. Unfortunately it goes through batteries like crazy [13:54] man, it's buffering hella slow today [13:55] * Latrodectus has quit IRC [13:55] * Latrodectus has joined #nonprophets [13:55] Whoops, glitch [13:56] Newest winamp has enabled Multi-channel mp3surround support for default mp3 playback. In some of my music I've noticed a little improvement. I wonder if podcasts may sound different [14:00] * Zadius has joined #nonprophets [14:00] Hello [14:00] hi [14:00] ok it's 2pm sharp. I'm going to reconnect to the stream again... [14:01] starting [14:02] w00t! [14:02] here we go [14:02] >:( [14:03] sounds like the victrola is working [14:03] I'm not getting anything you guys [14:03] heh [14:03] old skool record [14:03] Oh...crash test dummies [14:03] I thought it was the Dumb Crushed Testies [14:03] love this song! [14:04] This guy's voice is awesome [14:04] oh, right [14:04] Am I the only one who thinks the sound is better? [14:04] wtf I am not hearing anything at all [14:04] excellent sound [14:04] FINALLY [14:05] gee Aerik, you are like a century behind. [14:05] Tell me when song ends and when show begins so I know just how much freaky lag I have [14:05] cynical Denis [14:05] nvm it just happened for me [14:05] well, he is at the edge of the event horizon, hence the delay in reception [14:06] If that were the case rude, he would sound rreeeeeaaaaalllly sllooooooowwww [14:06] yeah it'd be super-low pitch [14:06] right, red shift... or was it blue [14:06] red shift if it's going away from your, blue shift if coming towards. [14:07] umhm [14:07] but I think we were supposed to be talking about time dilation or something? event horizon, black hole... [14:07] but from your point of reference, it would sound normal [14:07] yeah of course it would [14:09] halo 3 [14:09] ? [14:09] red shift occurs when something is moving away or if its time is slowed down compared to you [14:09] ok grandma's 80th birthday.. how far behind am I [14:10] BRB checking the tivo transfer [14:10] about a minute [14:10] about 1 min [14:10] :~( [14:10] I usually have the least lag of all [14:11] December 25th was not originally a christian holiday. They stole it from mithras in 320AD [14:11] wetsuit masterbation for the win [14:12] this lag makes your comments seem so random [14:12] * ilya has joined #nonprophets [14:12] Hi ilya [14:12] hi [14:12] is the show on? [14:12] yeah [14:13] oh there it goes [14:13] is it three people today? [14:13] Shilling's trying to deny requesting penis enlargements ;-) [14:14] their existence? [14:14] are you guys all from tx? [14:14] They're talking about spam emails with fake headers that try to fool you into thinking the email is mid-thread [14:14] nope [14:14] ah [14:15] I am from the land of tea... [14:15] mm...tea... [14:15] india? [14:15] tibet? [14:15] england? [14:15] "not for all the tea in tibet" [14:15] nno, the people who nicked tea form those people [14:15] yay england... [14:15] I really want some tea now. [14:15] brb [14:15] why aren't you watching the world cup final? [14:16] he's preparing for the red sox game [14:16] sorry no sports [14:16] the rugby world cup? psh, like hell. [14:17] that's for the chaffs up north right? [14:17] I feel the same - the All Blacks are out so I don't care [14:17] mostly [14:17] nice [14:18] (sadly I happen to live with the chavs up north) [14:18] chavs! that's right [14:18] lol [14:18] i'm in the same boat matt's in [14:18] money doesn't last forever, but i hear god does [14:19] god...he don't do nothing for nothing. [14:19] this is AWESOME! [14:19] ah, yes, the dual wet suited rubberunderwear wearing preacher [14:19] and the implied second person who wasn't there [14:20] hogtied by himself? [14:20] if he's [14:20] yhea [14:20] haha... [14:20] there must have been another person [14:20] wtf? [14:20] you hear where it was stuffed, but... butt? lol [14:20] kink responsibly [14:20] I like that [14:20] that needs to be on tee shirt [14:21] masturbate responsibly [14:21] pray responisbly? [14:21] or, as Franklin (Ben) said, "Fart Proudly" [14:21] sure you dont [14:21] Now You Know [14:21] They should add safe masturbation to sex education. [14:21] I've heard of several cases like this [14:21] lol [14:21] just you wait [14:21] they will [14:21] "Pull thy pud gently" [14:21] what would safe masturbation entail? [14:22] "Don't do what this preacher did" [14:22] guess so [14:22] choke thy chicken in a cupboard [14:22] "Yank thy crank gently" [14:22] I bet matt uses statues of the virgin mary [14:23] nah, she bleeds too much [14:23] i'm not sure if that just corssed the line [14:23] oh guess not [14:23] Doing Kermit [14:23] there's a line?? [14:23] this is my first time here [14:24] i thought there was [14:24] where? [14:25] believe me, this is unusually light innuendo [14:25] whats wrong with you all, you all on riddlin today? [14:25] They were riddlin with the riddler [14:25] Tate is right, we ain't anywhere near the ususal line [14:26] divineinterventions.com ?? [14:26] rapture done right! [14:26] do rapture right! [14:27] don't wrap yourself in a wetsuit [14:27] lol [14:27] i feel special [14:27] i feel sp [14:27] damn! [14:27] haha [14:27] haha kirk cameron for sadism [14:28] i was going to type that too lol [14:28] http://www.wotmnwatchdog.org/ [14:28] internal affairs...is that so they don't have to outsource alter boys [14:28] you put an extra "n" in the link [14:29] ooops you're right [14:29] good for you for knowing the site ;) [14:29] http://www.wotmwatchdog.org/ [14:29] eh [14:30] i acutally didn't know it [14:30] but i put it in the browser and it didn't work [14:30] so i...figured it out [14:31] maybe they were touched by a priest and led to god [14:31] was that too easy? [14:31] * canadian_hoser has joined #nonprophets [14:31] HOSER! [14:31] welcome [14:32] Hi Canadian [14:32] ok i'll shut up [14:32] * Latrodectus is Canadian [14:33] in death [14:33] I agree with Dawkins when he says children should not automatically be labelled with their parents' religion. I don't agree with him when he says that children aren't capable of deciding what they believe. I've been an atheist since I was about 5 and I was raised as a catholic. [14:33] * canadian_hoser has left #nonprophets [14:34] I agree Latro [14:34] Did you ever get yourself excommunicated? [14:34] i don't [14:34] 4 abuse we shouldn't do anything about? [14:34] i think they are capable of deciding, but they are easier to manipulate [14:35] and the younger they are, the easier they are to manipulate [14:35] deciding, and deciding with good reasons are two different things [14:35] yeah, it's like saying I made the decision to have sex when I was 12, so I don't believe in age of consent [14:35] true but that is not abusein itself [14:36] 5 year olds generally don't know philosophical fallicies like agruments from authority [14:36] matt talks about this all the time [14:38] magical fruit that make you...think? [14:38] but if its a metaphor, so is original sin, therefore theres no need for jesus [14:38] is that a brain fart [14:38] so....is jesus a metaphor? [14:38] there are reasons (possibly evolutionary) for them to believe their parents, and this makes them more prone to manipulation [14:39] i don't think so [14:39] do you? [14:39] oh [14:39] i wasn't listening [14:39] Zadius, agree, I don't believe in age of consent either. I had sex when I was 7 [14:40] agreed* [14:40] well, that's just irrational [14:40] yea wait [14:40] woah, scary pedos sings happy birthday [14:40] children are too easy to manipulate [14:41] do you not believe in the age of consent because you had sex at 7? [14:41] it makes no sense for it to be a tuesday though [14:41] cause saturday is the day of rest [14:41] and that must be the 7th day [14:42] ah...good point... [14:42] I think you can chose the age of consent for yourself - but not the age of consent for others [14:42] Well said Targetta [14:42] ty [14:42] do i hear the reasoning of libertarians? [14:42] when ever you have it, dont get bloody caught. [14:43] simple as. [14:43] Oh I wasn't saying people should break the law [14:43] my head is spinning here... can you determine whether you're BAL is fine even if you are over the limit, and then drive anyway? [14:43] I'm just saying I don't agree with the law [14:43] but the age of consent isn't set up so that people under a certain age can't have sex [14:43] I'm a youth rights activist, I'm opposed to many laws that discriminate based on age [14:44] like curfew laws [14:44] the age of consent is set up so that old people don't have sex with young people [14:44] that law is only there in case of rape. [14:44] otherwise it isnt really enforced [14:44] Yes it is tate [14:44] it is tate [14:44] where you are maybe... [14:44] look at the case of mary kay letourneu [14:44] in the states [14:44] dude! [14:44] that shit is important [14:44] it's not based on age, it's discrimination based on mental maturity which is perfectly legitimate. [14:45] it's not even discrimination [14:45] k'pla = success [14:45] I think [14:45] should we drink to kaplah? [14:46] Lol @ rotating muslim [14:46] we descriminate against the blind and they can't drive, should we change all that too? [14:46] I think the muslims have it wrong, it would be easier to do ramadan between dusk and dawn - what were they thinking? [14:46] they were high on opium [14:46] How does he stay on his blanket in zero G? [14:47] can you say flying carpet! [14:47] lol [14:47] Im going to to keep an eye out for floating muslims on the horizon [14:48] alladin at 10 o'clock! [14:48] there should be a timetable of when a where to best see this guy [14:48] why don't they be like other religions and say the "essence" of mecca is everywhere [14:48] like the space shuttle [14:48] I think the reason such memes survive is because they're linked to the concept that you'll go to hell if you don't. [14:48] I dont think mormonism has a hell [14:48] does it? [14:48] matt did you just read darwin's cathedral? [14:48] yea it does [14:49] the JW's don't have a hell [14:49] nor the jews [14:49] ah the jews, thats the one [14:49] The JW's don't? [14:49] just purgatory [14:49] nope [14:49] I met some JVs today in town... [14:49] i hear the atheists don't have one either [14:49] doesn't all this facing mecca crap turn mecca into an idol? [14:50] we do ilya - it is called church service [14:50] ah! [14:50] touche [14:50] or being locked in a cupboard with ted haggard [14:50] i like sex and drugs though [14:50] just not eternal (though it seems like it [14:50] yikes tate [14:50] ok, not meth [14:51] and i wouldn't wanna go at it with teddy [14:51] hey its ok, hes completely heterosexual [14:51] sure is [14:51] If you're on the opposite side of the world from mecca, you'd have to face down. [14:51] * EebamXela has joined #nonprophets [14:51] he is now [14:51] son of a bitch i always miss the start [14:51] he had the gay removed [14:51] http://youtube.com/watch?v=HZmHC75FDqQ [14:51] surgery? [14:51] hey eebam [14:52] turn around! [14:52] holla allah! [14:52] hey targetta [14:53] yea i like that show [14:54] what's the show called? [14:54] eebam, when i first tarted listening, I kept thinking the show started at 2:30 instead of 2:00. Took me about 4 shows to remember it right. [14:54] Where is Scarlett these days? Since she has her own podcast does she not visit anymore? Anyone know? [14:54] Scarlett has her own podcast and is spending time with her family. Recently went to disneyland. [14:54] i'm in a different time zone too [14:54] so i get confused [14:54] Oh ok, I know she has been sick [14:55] Oh she got over that. :P [14:55] where are you eebam? [14:55] show name? anyone? [14:55] oh good thanks Aerik [14:55] the show we're listening to? [14:55] this is the Non-Prophets [14:55] no [14:55] the one they're talking about [14:56] just finished talking about [14:56] well then my horrible lag has made me unable to understand your question [14:56] scarlet is possummomma, right? [14:56] yep [14:56] yea get wasted! [14:57] :) [14:57] someone say 'asshat', we're starting to sober up here. [14:57] * Aerik shares bag of jolly ranchers [14:57] or kaplah [14:57] i'm in florida [14:57] * EebamXela has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.8/2007100816]) [14:58] ilya, http://possummomma.blogspot.com/ is here blog [14:58] she usually posts links to her podcast there [14:58] no [14:58] there is none [14:58] apparantly, nazereth did not exist until about 500AD [14:58] he's a hoax! [14:58] so...no. [14:59] there was however, a cult called the nazerenes, but I doubt thats what they are on about. [14:59] ah the paper messiah - sounds like one I would follow [15:00] Id rather go with paper mario [15:00] Paper Mario, now we are developing something..what sort of nature would he have? [15:00] same amount as there are today? [15:01] messiah figures that is [15:01] the ten commandments of paper mario [15:01] eek [15:01] 1. thou shalt wear a red hat [15:01] lol [15:01] I have a red hat...go on [15:01] 2. thou shalt save they princesses every time she gets her stupid ass in trouble [15:02] 3. when said dim princess' sister gets in trouble, save her too [15:02] 4. Then do them both. [15:02] he is the messiah...praise Mario [15:02] 5. worship the green dinosaurs [15:02] 2. the hairs of the moustache represent pipe in the house, therefore never shave the moustache [15:02] 6 [15:02] 6. thou shalt eat mushrooms 5 times a day [15:02] what is wrong with the brown ones, are they evil? [15:02] 7. thou shalt fall down holes triggering an amusing jingle [15:02] ok mine is 8 [15:02] not 2 [15:02] 7. If possible, grow a moustache [15:03] 8. If n ot, wear a fake one [15:03] 9. the death jingle is to be played at all funerals [15:03] lol [15:03] worm crawl in worms crawl out? [15:03] 10. Though shalt have no plumber but mario. Those who worship luigi shall burn [15:03] they are some fine commandments! [15:03] yeah, howard fine [15:04] everyone gets three lives? [15:04] of course [15:04] oops, Larry Fine [15:04] Mo HOward, Larry FIne, Curly HOward [15:04] the 3 stooges commandments [15:04] who is larry, and why is he always so happy? [15:04] he's fine [15:05] ray comfort can deny the existence of atheists so we should just deny the existence of christians! [15:05] Did I miss anything. I just came back after 35 miutes of snake hunting [15:05] wed get locked up if we did that [15:06] no we have just been mucking about waiting for you to come back rude [15:06] oh, I see [15:06] we can start now guys [15:06] weve all converted to marioism in the time youve been gone [15:06] Didn't realize I had such high street creds [15:06] hail Mario [15:07] (you were gone?) [15:07] Mario got hit by hail? [15:07] I was out looking for snakes [15:07] blasphemah! [15:07] there is a story he did actually [15:07] but survived and came back [15:07] bye all [15:07] Mario is a storm chaser? [15:07] * ilya has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.8/2007100816]) [15:07] ah, of course. the mighty mario would/ [15:07] mario create storms [15:07] bye ilya [15:08] in which game? [15:08] not a game blasphemer! [15:08] the games are all records of his work [15:08] the game is just a representation of the true god [15:08] its better than a holy book see [15:09] * canadian_hoser has joined #nonprophets [15:09] lol [15:09] wb hoser [15:09] take off you hoser! -- Rick Moranis [15:09] asshat! [15:09] drink! [15:09] about bloody time! [15:09] my tea is freezing! [15:09] ah crap, no beer! Damn! [15:10] ok, all we need is a crappy foreign accent now [15:10] trobule with chat client [15:11] what accent, eh [15:12] posibbly a cross between aussie and british ay guv'ner? [15:12]