Session Start: Sat Jan 27 13:23:08 2007 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:23] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:23] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, January 27th, 2006! (POSSIBLY a show on the 23rd too!) at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [13:23] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Jan 13 15:45:38 [13:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:23] hi NP [13:23] Hiya...is life returning to normal? :) [13:24] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:24] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [13:24] not yet... but it's okay. :) [13:24] Good, I'd hate to think I made things difficult. It was really kinda cool - until we developed about 10 rabit-trail conversations in the same thread. [13:24] Noooooo....not you guys [13:25] As soon as Pharyngula linked to you though - wow, I'd love to see the traffic spike from that :) [13:25] there was one point when I couldn't even get to MY webpage. LOL [13:26] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [13:26] well, hopefully, you guys will have some new listeners [13:26] We'll see :) [13:27] Busy doing setup - semi afk [13:35] * codyc has joined #nonprophets [13:36] great music [13:38] * indefual has joined #nonprophets [13:38] Oh? I hadn't turned it on yet. [13:39] * codyc has a listen. [13:39] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:39] hey rude [13:39] Okay, time for the party to start [13:40] hello everyone [13:40] hi scarlett [13:40] party? [13:40] Sure! Why not? [13:40] when I grab a beer from my fridge, it's tuime to party [13:40] lol [13:40] Were is the alter where we sacrifice the babies? [13:40] I'm back to Nyquil chasers today [13:40] *where [13:40] I'll slur not only my speech but also my typing [13:41] no dought, indefual [13:41] in the back with the torture implements [13:41] I'll go set it up. [13:41] oh goodie, time for the next inquisition? [13:41] No one expects the inquisition! It'll be a great surprise. [13:41] who wants to have an affair with me while the show's on? You know...since we're atheists and all? *rolly eyes* [13:41] How about an exquisition for a change [13:41] yeah, especially since all kitchen impliments can doubvle for the opriginal devices [13:42] wow. slurring my typing already [13:42] and I've yet to drink the beer [13:42] oh dear... [13:42] bambi? [13:42] While I'm setting it up, can you guys do me a favour? I just designed the website for the Humanist Association of Canada (looks much better now). Could I have you guys look at it and see if you have any comments or problems with it? http://www.humanists.ca/ [13:42] oh, that would be dear [13:43] hm [13:43] * rudeboy clicks [13:43] nice layout. simple, clean [13:44] looks fine to me [13:44] Nice, good banner. [13:44] it looks easy to navigate [13:45] The old was was terribly difficult to navigate. [13:45] Cool lil' humanist maple leaf guy [13:45] No structure to it what so ever. [13:45] * rudeboy is distracted with other multitasks [13:45] like beer [13:45] * codyc is WoWing. :p [13:45] On the old site, I had trouble finding the same thing twice. Well, thanks guys, nice to you like it, little maple leaf guy and all. [13:45] *nice to know you like it [13:46] NPs -- your signal is loud and clear and your audience is listening (THX) [13:46] And consuming copious amounts of beer [13:46] whenever possible [13:47] I just sent the kids out to play... [13:47] now I can give the NPs my full attention. YAY! [13:47] '15 to go.. [13:47] now, what shall I consume besides the beer.... [13:48] pretzelsl? [13:48] I have dry roasted peanuts... [13:48] Try inhaling hasish through red wine, then drinking it [13:48] Scarlett, do you ever read that atheists in a minivan blog? That's where the story last week about the girl in school writing a pop essay on xmas... [13:48] ... and some potato chips [13:48] Your "affair since we are atheists" comment reminds me of some of the comments from theists on that blog. [13:48] uh...yes. Not only do I read... [13:48] Hashish? Gesundheit! [13:48] I am [13:49] *blows nose* thank you [13:49] Ah, scarlett, it seemed a little to coincidental. Nice to meet you. I've been enjoying it for the last week, reading back in to your history. [13:49] * rudeboy sets that joke in the "maybe next week" file [13:49] nice to meet you, too [13:50] But, seriously, how could you degrade you kids by calling them animals... ... hahah [13:50] ROFLOL [13:50] They weren't serious, where they? [13:50] Man, I hope not [13:50] that commentor? [13:50] haha [13:50] otherwise, society has sunk far lower than I imagined [13:50] :) [13:50] look who is president. Yes, it has sunk [13:50] ha! [13:51] which reminds me... [13:51] I almost said something about "not only do I call them possums...I keep them caged up and feed them dog food, too" [13:51] where is that link, one sec... [13:51] * atxcats has joined #nonprophets [13:51] scarlett: hahaha [13:51] ATX! HI! [13:51] allterraincats [13:51] oh, wait, that's attic cats [13:52] KO@ I mean "hi!" (fingers on wrong keys) [13:52] or attacks cats [13:52] or- attacks cats [13:52] DOH! [13:52] heh [13:52] see, with the morning beer my brain turns into prunewhipped yogert [13:52] a-track cats? [13:52] a texas car [13:52] cat [13:52] Can't find the link. But Bush said, when asked why he thinks sending a few more troops to Iraq will work, because he told his advisors: "it has to work"! [13:53] Faith based initiatives... sigh. [13:53] I heard that indefual [13:53] see. that's what you get when you elect a dickhead [13:53] ugh [13:53] is it 2009 yet? [13:53] what do you mean "elect" [13:53] unfortunately, not yet [13:53] well.... [13:53] when this nightmare will be over? [13:53] lol [13:53] point taken [13:53] select [13:53] You guys really need to impeech him. I mean Clinton go it. If anyone deserves it more... [13:54] you gott that right [13:54] Big events today all across the country. Lets see if the friggin media says anything about it [13:54] But that would be anti-american! [13:54] I hope the demonstrations are so big they cannot be ignored [13:54] Ha, but in Canada we just finished our first year of the Conservitive Party being the government. Last year the axed a bunch of liberal money going to the enviroment. THen this year announced a bunch of money going to the enviroment. [13:54] If we impeach Bush, then the terrorists win! [13:54] They are even recycling old bills [13:54] etc, etc. [13:54] ha. [13:54] Patriotism = blind obediance, didn't you know that? [13:55] scarlett -- interesting blog you've had lately -- that William is something else! [13:55] William = that baby that Maggie eyes in the Simpsons [13:55] Even Canada cannot ignore the melting Arctic ice, eh? [13:56] We are really worried the ice caps will split, making Canada a bi-polar nation. [13:56] you know, that baby with one eyebrow? [13:56] oh, yea, scarlett [13:56] heh. Leaving everyone in Yellowknife divided in two? [13:56] Hopefully not! [13:56] They have some new drugs for that bi-polar problem, Canada. [13:57] "Canada has gone bypolar, moosjaw is now chewing" [13:57] * Godless has joined #nonprophets [13:57] :) [13:57] Saskatchewan is now pronouncable! [13:57] rofl [13:57] looks like we may get a full room today. :) [13:57] Anyone else here from Canada? You guys seem to know a lot of Canadian geography. [13:57] Saska...wha'/ [13:57] :) [13:57] My roommate is from Fort Smith NWT [13:58] everyone knows moosejaw [13:58] Everyone? [13:58] everyone [13:58] Cool. haha. [13:58] Isn't Moosejaw the bouncer at Red's bar? [13:58] it's the law [13:58] that's moosehead [13:58] No, he's hanging on the wall [13:59] ever notice how security guys are named after what they are [13:59] Yeah, like Joe Keysinhispants [13:59] OH! [13:59] * NoGods has joined #nonprophets [13:59] like "thick" or "Brick" or "Clancy"...well not clancy [13:59] They were his keys! [13:59] That worried me, when I met him. [13:59] so he says [13:59] * wwfsmd has joined #nonprophets [13:59] I hear voices [13:59] lol [13:59] Mmmm [13:59] burger? [13:59] Burger [13:59] O-o [14:00] voices [14:00] yummy [14:00] mastication...lol [14:00] mastication theater [14:00] I want a burger... [14:00] now that's a great idea [14:00] Non Prophet Special: Can we choose free will? [14:00] mike checks? what about bob and jim and joe checks? [14:00] Laugh at you guys??? NEVER!! ----------- *roflol* [14:00] speaking of which, where's my check? [14:00] I choose not to choose free will [14:01] I choose to charge for free will [14:01] Damnit, I'm out of money. [14:01] I choose to sell free will in back alleys [14:01] I choose to loose my free will, to beer [14:01] ah, here we go, Milwaukee's BEst [14:01] Who is Will and why does he need freeing:) [14:01] WizardJim = change your name to PimpJim [14:02] or Slimjim [14:02] then you can chew on him [14:02] ewww [14:02] Anyone one here from Virginia? [14:02] SlimJims always leave that nasty taste in your mouth (had to say it) . ;) [14:02] rofl [14:02] heh [14:02] Why,...looking for a Virgin indef [14:03] Haha. Not quite. [14:03] no such thing in that state [14:03] <---Knoxville Tennessee [14:03] bring in da' noise, bring in dafual [14:03] I'm getting married there May. [14:03] ahhhh...congrats! [14:03] Um, on that National Day of Reason... [14:03] Hurrah [14:03] yay! We booked a plantation house. [14:03] I'm sure it will be great. [14:03] * indefual is now known as Indefual [14:03] free tobacco? [14:03] getting married on a plantation...what a nice allegory [14:03] Ha. Nope. BYOT [14:03] for marriage [14:04] hey! [14:04] wait [14:04] :) [14:04] what?! [14:04] lol [14:04] No! [14:04] hehe [14:04] heh [14:04] roll your owns [14:04] He, someone give the groom a spliff [14:04] it's 12:01 [14:04] It's 1:02. [14:04] No, it's 3:01 [14:04] Fix you clocks [14:04] damn time zones [14:04] NPs we're awaiting the start [14:05] it's 8:02 for me [14:05] maybe he's not done with the burger yet [14:05] yes,...we can't wait to hear the sultry and dulcet tones of the Three Mouseketeers [14:05] wait--where on earth is it 8:02? [14:05] well you can't be rushing a burger [14:05] Wales [14:05] Just checking. [14:05] whale burger [14:05] Cool. [14:05] Yeah, I'd figuire that [14:05] Sometimes this chat room gets a little too random for me. [14:05] It is 1957 here in Indiana [14:05] here we go [14:05] oh...noise [14:05] that'd be one big-ass burger [14:05] Also, on the other side of the earth from Wales. [14:06] * Nite_Beast_65 has joined #nonprophets [14:06] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [14:06] zip [14:06] :) [14:06] Just in time for the show. [14:06] * NoGods hears the music! [14:06] Hi [14:06] 14 users, eh? cool. [14:06] yay show! [14:06] * NoGods files the Krazy Glue off of his fingertips. :-( [14:07] Hello, my name is scarlett and I'm a non-prophoholic [14:07] There are worse addictions. [14:07] yeah, like religion [14:07] I know... I had the shakes for thirteen days [14:07] Like scarlettaholic? [14:07] Hi Yo??? [14:07] I'm Steve and I used to be a Christian , but I'm feeling much better now! [14:08] LOL - Godless [14:08] :) [14:08] I believe it goes Heeeeyooooo! [14:08] so do we all godless [14:08] Matt they are talking to you! [14:09] ? [14:09] If Matt is reading this: they asked you a question and you tottally didn't hear it. [14:09] If it is tomorrow at DelSol. [14:09] Oh...crap [14:09] I thought tomorrow would still be @ Romeo's. [14:09] lol [14:09] Had the headphones on... no tomorrow is still Romeos [14:10] You might want to tell your co-hosts [14:10] Ah, good. I might make an appearance.... I haven't had Romeo's in far too long. [14:10] Bah, CoH. WoW! :p [14:11] Points for the chat room! [14:11] Jeff has alzheimers [14:11] Indefual saves the day. [14:11] Again. [14:11] * Godless has quit IRC (Goodbye) [14:11] * Godless_Guitarist has joined #nonprophets [14:11] godless got kicked out of heaven? [14:12] ah [14:12] Me too. Mmm, Wowcraque. [14:12] I think the Non-Prophs should give a shout out to William. LOL [14:12] haha [14:12] we know he's listening. [14:12] yes [14:12] * PsychoSmiley has joined #nonprophets [14:12] Hi william! [14:12] rudeboy: No, I forgot the underscore so the rest of my nick got cut off. [14:12] not more libertarians...!!!! [14:12] YES!!! [14:13] Stick a fork in it [14:13] it's done. ;0 [14:13] kinda figured that... I do it too [14:13] I wish I could read these things. [14:13] hmm.. [14:13] It would be fun to read those mail peices... [14:14] post em on the site [14:14] Yaaay! [14:14] as scarlett said, "stick a fork in it" [14:14] yay! [14:14] why just a fork? knife that sonofabitch [14:14] yay Possum #1! [14:15] LOL [14:15] william gets his shout [14:15] I'm going to take a drink, lol [14:15] That's what happens when you bait the baptist. [14:16] they didn't say "ass hat" yet, atxcats lol [14:16] i love that "don't bait the baptist" [14:16] "Dont Bait the Baptist" - the title of her memoirs [14:16] thanks, nitebeast! [14:16] he did make it interesting [14:16] I was watching "Friends of God" on HBO and, the JWs showed up at my door. [14:16] ]time for a new game show, Bait the Baptist. It's exciting, it's fun, it puts the Baptist on notice that he's living in the wrong era [14:16] i tivo's "friends of God" haven't watched yet [14:17] tivo'd [14:17] I love JW's, fine entertainment ;-) [14:17] SATAN [14:17] haha [14:17] "friends of god" .... can u dl that off the net? [14:17] NO [14:17] * rudeboy quickly rolls up the cheddar and sour cream chips [14:17] it on yt? [14:18] I don't know, if you can download it yet [14:18] atxtcats: Very scary. Features Haggard and they put a comment at the end about his recent trouble. [14:18] These are hardening my arteries damn it [14:18] awww [14:18] unneeded comma [14:18] lol [14:18] I read off on a comma once [14:18] (pop reference) [14:19] * rudeboy srarts the stopwatch [14:19] let's see who gets it first [14:19] * Indefual stops the startwatch [14:19] Jeezuz camp on DVD? [14:19] quick, add that to my amazon list [14:19] hat [14:19] er jeebus [14:19] oh, he's an asshole [14:19] Friends of God is available for download, for the one asking [14:20] where? [14:20] p2p [14:20] I need to check my DVD want list and see if I even have room for it [14:21] help me jee-bus ... quoting homer simpson [14:21] MY CITY WAS ON MY PROFILE --- I CHANGED IT [14:22] PLUS, he was on IRON CHARIOTS.... AND I HAD MY CITY LISTED [14:22] 'Churchs spy on people, how quaint [14:22] 4MATTTTTTTTTTTTTT [14:22] MY CITY WAS ON MY IRON CHARIOTS WHICH HE READS [14:22] 4NONPROPHETS -- SCARLETT JUST ANSWERED YOU [14:22] there's a two minute delay scarlett [14:22] Ye doth have thine awnser [14:24] scarlett: May I ask how old your daughter is? [14:25] she'll be 12 in two weeks [14:25] She writes very well. [14:25] Only if they know the person. Disbelief that she wrote it seems complimentary so long as they don't know her personally [14:25] I wish I had the guts to write such things when I was so young. [14:25] I knew I was an atheist in high school, but I wouldn't have written anything like that. [14:26] I did explain to her that skepticism was a virtue [14:26] I wrote an essay descrying christian theology on my RE SAT [14:26] the people that pissed her off were calling her depressed [14:26] Actually, I've seen a few atheist boards still insisting she didn't write it. [14:28] Probably intimidated by the idea that she can write better than them [14:28] I've worked in a school and have seen young children writing amazing things before, I was impressed but it seemed perfectly believable to me [14:28] probaby [14:29] Jeff has every right to voice what he's saying [14:29] She wasn't lashing out [14:30] If only all kids that were that bright. We might not be slipping into a theocracy. [14:30] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [14:30] One too many "that" [14:30] Can somebody explain to me why every show day I think it starts at 2:30 and not 2:00? [14:31] I have the same problem, Aerik. Did the time change at some point in the past? [14:31] your alarm clock is off by 1/2 hour? [14:31] I'm just prone to brain-farts :P [14:32] Who's being called an asshole? [14:32] I get em all the time; it just means my brain is gassed... [14:32] ok "skeptical that she wrote it" are we talking bout Possum Mama? [14:32] yes, aerik [14:32] actually, possum1's essay [14:33] skepticism: "Did an 11-year-old really write this?" insult: "This is a fraud! You're a liar!" [14:33] Man, theists are really being assholes to and about Possum #1 [14:33] Sorry, when I'm talking I can't really be looking here...I'm getting back up to speed now. :) [14:33] THAT'S OKAY [14:33] I switched from speed to blow [14:33] HE READS THE WIKI, TOO [14:34] * rudeboy 's vain attempt at drug humor [14:34] The more atheists you listen to, the more you can quote-mine. [14:34] too true rudeboy lol [14:34] Let's move on. ;) [14:34] I like to get my words in edgewise... [14:36] Who's thumping the desk? [14:36] that's what I was wondering aerik [14:37] 4 *I* wrote that well when I was 11. (ignore how I type in a casual and quick chat room) [14:38] NOoooooooooooooooooo..... [14:38] not that teacher [14:38] LOL [14:38] Say, can we get on with the rest of the show....? (Just a suggestion) [14:38] I was joking about getting the teacher - it's a way of steering the conversation away from wheel-spinning and moving on to other discussions :) [14:38] LOL [14:38] * Aerik has quit IRC (Chatzilla 0.9.77 [Firefox 2.0/2006101023]) [14:39] No, Sock puppets are funny, Willy-boy is just a douche [14:39] Douche [14:39] he's french? [14:39] LOL [14:39] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [14:39] welcome back, aerik [14:39] geez, I right click and exit something esle and Chatzilla closes [14:40] sounds like some glitch in chatzilla [14:41] SHE TOOK IT AS SKEPTICISM [14:41] you should be able to multitask without something closing [14:41] Moving on!!!! [14:41] SHE GOT ANGRY BECAUSE THEY CALLED HER AN ASSHOLE AND LABELED HER DEPRESSED [14:41] 4 People are actually writing to Possum Momma that she's perpetrating a fraud. "There's no way a child wrote this" is *more* than skepticism. That's an assertion. [14:41] We'll get through to him after the show :) [14:41] :) [14:42] Speaking of frustration [14:42] It's a degree of frustration we normally see in Jeff [14:42] :) [14:42] Her complaint seems to be a more general critique of the way society views children's abilities [14:42] Move along! [14:42] Thank you, Christ [14:42] mail!?!?! [14:42] after 40 minutes of this nonsense... [14:42] you have female. LOL [14:42] the season for whatwho? [14:42] Plate or chain? [14:42] sorry you guys [14:42] FIgs? [14:42] FUck Figs [14:42] Asshat! [14:42] Figs suck anyways. [14:43] Figs....only in a newton [14:43] I hate figs, lame tasting fruit [14:43] Fig cackes are tasty [14:43] oh yeah.. well, OK I do love "fig newtons," but still [14:43] *cakes [14:43] Jeeeez, haven;t had a fig newton since like junior high [14:43] Bipolar christ = bipolar christians [14:44] He's so divine he hates figs and doesn't get the concept of a growing season [14:44] It shows that Jeebus was an asshat. [14:44] Curse the figs! [14:44] A perfect example of a omnicient diety (sp) [14:44] rather than suggesting chrisitans have a stick up their butt, I like to say they have a fig up their butt [14:44] Why didn't he use his "jeebus powers" to grow some figs if he was that damn hungry? [14:44] Gawdhatesfigs? [14:44] lol [14:45] Yeah, he can raise the dead human but he can;t raise a dead tree? [14:45] Come on, Jesus doesn't want us to feed the hungry! [14:45] what a lame asshated dickhead [14:45] If he could turn water to wine, he should be able to turn figs into something tasty [14:45] "seriously, I thought that camel-through-an-i-of-a-needle thing was only metaphorical" [14:45] Don't forget nailed to a plank of wood [14:45] It caused a lot of squished camels [14:45] You can get a camel through the eye of a needle, you just need a blender [14:45] and broken need;es [14:46] hence the dark ages [14:46] ewewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [14:46] Arerik, they build 20 ft tall needles. [14:46] could he make a figgy pudding? [14:46] Camel Flurry [14:46] 'member, back then they only had bone needles, and they weren't so small [14:47] the whole idea needles me [14:47] maybe they should all be carpenters... [14:47] crapenters? [14:47] weren't they a band? [14:47] that was really forced [14:48] Yeah, some of them are [14:48] Tone deaf and anorexic, WJ? [14:48] when she sang, "Goodbye to Love" we knew she meant it [14:48] (sick pop reference) [14:48] Well that is the normal state of a christian, just listen to their music... [14:48] word [14:49] * NoGods takes a drink! [14:49] ashcroft loses job to mexican, LOL [14:50] 5 so Texas Mexicans aren't real Mexicans? [14:50] NG, It's been 47 minutes, were you thirsty? [14:50] oh brother [14:50] Godless_Guitarist: I was waiting for "asshat" to be said. [14:50] I know. [14:50] * wwfsmd has quit IRC (wwfsmd) [14:50] no asshat? [14:51] They called Gonzales an asshat. [14:51] and short kids, skinny kids [14:51] armour hot dogs... [14:51] Invisible Kids... oh, that would be William's children [14:51] ah fuck, now you've got me doing it [14:52] perfect example of how religion does it, "we're secular" teehee [14:52] the lord's resistance army?!? [14:52] Holy shit! [14:53] oh no how can we resist him.... FU [14:53] LRA = Looks like christian, tastes like jihadist [14:53] rudeboy Sworn enemies of the Army of the Lord's Resistance...bloody splitters! [14:54] wish they were edible [14:54] 5 We should've challenged Gonzales about his habaeus corpus bullshit in the context of the 9th amendment. http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/data/constitution/amendment09/ which clearly sets the rules against such bullshit. There are many rights that the constitution can't possibly count or be depended on ti include as a matter of textual practiality, but that doesn't mean that if it's not in... [14:54] ...the constitution, the government can go against it a priori. [14:54] heh [14:54] no no, those are the Resistance Army of the Lord. WE'RE the ALR! [14:55] sounds like a drug company ad [14:55] PS; Bloody Splitters! [14:55] £Werent we the Lords army of resistance?" [14:55] desk tapping againt [14:55] WHO IS TAPING ON THE MIC! [14:55] again [14:56] 4 Whoever it is, stop tapping the microphone and/or desk. NOW. [14:56] someone with a kick the table tic [14:56] follow jeebus [14:56] the gospel according to dennis (was that dennis?) [14:57] "extrusion"? [14:57] jeebus was a communist! [14:58] I said extrusion...yes [14:59] The act or process of extruding? [14:59] Sounds like a manufacturing process. [14:59] I extruded earlier... [14:59] oh, ew [14:59] rude... ewwwww [14:59] no extruding [14:59] * NoGods suspects that "extension" was intended. [15:00] Extrusion was intended - extension may have been better - extrapolation may have been best [15:00] The joys of language... [15:00] I'd go with extrapolation. I don't think that extrusion was appropriate there. [15:01] joy of 20$ words [15:01] I have to get a little scatological or I'll explode [15:01] And if I didn't use myself, who would? [15:01] it's not the size of boat, it's the motion of the ocean [15:01] 4 "spiritual" is such a bullshit, vacuous word. [15:01] Aye, extrapolation struck me as best - unfortunately, it didn't strike me before I said extrusion (which I think is a poor choice, but not technically incorrect) [15:02] "My favorite douchebag" a new hit show on FOX! [15:02] We'll have to agree to disagree. [15:03] You're supposed to pay to take a survey? [15:03] hey, do they weight the results by donation value? [15:03] LOL, psycho [15:04] I got asked for a donation by Hari Krishnas so they could print more books [15:04] Prayer is the ultimate slacktivism [15:04] SLacktivism" -- now I have heard everything [15:05] Praise Bob [15:06] As if Christianity isn't confusing enough without conspiracy theories [15:06] Not the knigths templar again... [15:06] Dan Brown writes fiction, doesn't he? [15:06] Bad Fiction [15:06] :) [15:06] those cats were too old fashioned. They had a feline disease, Knight's Distempler.... [15:06] yes, like helicopters exploding over the Vatican [15:06] It's good to be speciific [15:07] :~ [15:07] Sylvia Brown and her nine inch nails [15:07] on a chalk board [15:07] exactly [15:07] Oh Lawdy....not the Grand Canyon stuff [15:07] lol [15:07] Disturbing, though, is how typical and believable the story by PEER really was [15:08] aaaaagin? [15:08] didn't they create a book about how the grand canyon was the result of Noah's flood? [15:08] *rolls eyes* [15:08] Label the book as part of the mythology section [15:09] Whenever I see a "creationist" book in the science section, I purposely remove it and place it in the myth section. I'm sure they hate me for that [15:10] good idea [15:10] Do you really Rude? That's awesome [15:10] I shoud've thought of that before [15:10] it can become a hobby [15:10] I do it from time-to-time at Barnes and Blowhole and Borders [15:10] TOM CRUISE IS JESUS NOW [15:10] Read this racist asshat's comments on evolution with me here http://reddit.com/info/10t3a/comments/c11ar9?context=5 [15:10] Did you all see those articles? [15:12] did the chat room die? [15:12] Apparently [15:12] * rudeboy checks the pulse-o-meter [15:12] Oh no...not a Norwegian [15:12] accent [15:12] uh oh, bad accents r us [15:13] * NoGods takes a drink. [15:13] DRINK [15:13] or maybe everybody's reading the comment thread where this guy thinks evolution is racist b/c of his own racist attitudes [15:13] Sounds more like bad Swedish. [15:13] i'm gonna send them a message from Jamaica [15:13] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Prophets_Radio#Drinking_Game [15:13] * bnem has joined #nonprophets [15:13] sounds like the Swedish muppet [15:13] the Chef [15:13] lol atxcats [15:13] Sven in one e-mail boosts the international membership by 100 percent [15:14] *bong sounds in the background* [15:14] Did Jeff take his MIDOL today? [15:14] he's especially irritable? [15:14] NO ONE will be seated during the mail argument! [15:14] lol [15:14] Aerik: that JTucker381 is frightening [15:15] is he using a fart cushion? [15:15] love to see the formula for that [15:15] I know [15:15] FSM! [15:15] Aerik,...that guy (Tucker?) is skeeery [15:15] Look at his comment page http://reddit.com/user/JTucker381/ and see all the stupid shit he says. Everytime somebody explains something rational to him, he calls it liberal and dismisses it. [15:16] wow- he got his tangent on [15:16] I have lived in poor white areas that were safe, and commuted through poor Asian areas that were also safe. But the violent crime rate for black people is especially high. Don't give that overty causes it line, because that is a lie. Poverty causes a slight increase in some crimes. But tell me why is it that poor whites outnumber poor blacks 2.5 to 1, yet blacks make up for nearly 50% of... [15:16] Aerik [15:16] Look at this gem by Jtucker: 7 It is a fact that neighborhoods that are 90% black have large amounts of violent crime. that isn't racist, that is the climate that large amounts of black people create. [15:17] ...violent crimes? Or how about Asian? They are in poverts at a slightly higher rate than whites, yet have a crime rate 1/3 less than whites? In Britain blacks are responsible for 26% of the robberies, 10% of the sexual offences and 14% of the drug offences despite the fact they make up only 2% of the population there. [15:17] Your ignorance is due to years of brainwashing or denial. Either way you are wrong and I highly doubt you will ever educate yourself to see the truth. this problem will never be addressed and solved if we keep blaming it on not applicable things. [15:17] America would have a crime rate lower than most countries in the world if we were 98% white. That is a fact, you can't argue it. Having mestizo's and blacks in America nearly doubles the crime rate. [15:17] Quit flooding, Aerik. [15:18] NoGods: this is hardly flooding. Flooding would be putting in content just as fast as possible. I'm getting comments back - it's actually a convo. now. so you know what? Forget you. [15:18] I forsee that Russel, Matt, Dennis, and Jeff will take a leak after the show [15:18] I have a prophesey that they will say "asshat" [15:18] one or more of them will not flush and one will leave the lid up [15:18] lol [15:18] And LO I do say that I shall now release a beer fart! [15:18] Thou sayeth [15:18] * NoGods drinks [15:19] ah! where's my beer [15:19] beer farts.... lovely little gas clouds of fun [15:19] I've actually heard a fundy say that the cherry-picking of most "liberal christians" is "such a jew thing to do" [15:19] wrapped in pure gaseous evil [15:19] Holy Crap guys...William is listening. He commented twenty minutes ago in my blog [15:20] praise bob? [15:20] Really? [15:20] Bob? [15:20] YES! [15:20] what's ur blog again? [15:20] SMITE HIM! [15:20] Yeah, I won the green cloud award for that at work [15:20] possummomma [15:20] https://www2.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=33025305&postID=2637191161544000588 [15:20] lol that's YOU? [15:20] * Aerik hugs the Possum Momma [15:20] yes [15:20] *hugs back* [15:21] Hope this gets past the spam filter.... ROFLOL [15:21] you guys are now asking for porn? [15:21] why not [15:21] William & friends laugh at US? Ha ha ha! [15:21] * NoGods drinks! [15:21] * NoGods drinks again! [15:21] ROFLMAO! [15:22] Aha! [15:22] Yeah, william! [15:22] see, if a mention of his name might taint him for the future... [15:22] what a walking turd [15:23] William william william [15:23] I hope he's still listening [15:23] at least turds are consistent [15:23] William william william William william william William william william LMAO !!!! [15:23] BWA HA HA HA HA HA [15:23] What is the blog address? [15:23] William william william [15:23] this is like the SCOTT controversy [15:23] offtopic: Aerik, you should submit some of JTucker381's stuff to fstdt.com [15:24] * NoGods drinks! [15:24] DRINK [15:24] While I love the word fuck as much as anyone, its not going to help them here [15:24] Drink! [15:24] * rudeboy slugs a beer [15:24] PsychoSmiley: I should... [15:24] I don't think so [15:25] I deny da holy fucking spirit.... [15:25] Dennis- *LOVE* [15:25] fuck him hard! [15:25] blast phemey ? [15:25] I'll blash his p[hlemmy [15:25] beer's kicking in now [15:25] he's calling you OUT, bitch! [15:26] William is THE beyotch [15:26] COme and get it William baby. Bring it on you turd fucker [15:26] bb-at-ch [15:26] *good, bad and ugly theme* [15:26] kindly fuck off [15:26] Oh God...I hope he takes Matt up on the offer. [15:26] booya [15:26] Oh geez, not the australian accent again haha [15:26] * NoGods drinks! [15:27] australian...AND NORWEGIAN [15:27] My spousal unit says we should make it a curse -- "By William!" [15:27] it's a red letter day [15:27] My money says we won't hear from him again - but I hope he takes the challenge. [15:27] fire at will lol [15:27] I just denied the holy spirit to william's face via comment [15:27] I just want to see if he'll contact you- promise you'll let me know when/if he does [15:28] I splashed water on myself.. [15:28] There's no way I couldn't :) [15:28] I hereby dub theee.... wet [15:28] If he responds, it's not like I would keep it a secret. [15:28] and wild! [15:28] true [15:28] pot, kettle, black [15:28] wet and wild....lol [15:28] Christian wet t-shirt contest [15:28] I had no idea that paganism was derogatory [15:29] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptism#Non-Christian_religions states that the ancient Egyptians practiced baptism. [15:29] Sounds just like Christianity to me. [15:29] Breaking up with religions... we hear the same attitudes as we do when people talk about the ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends. sooo mad that they're in town, waa waaa [15:30] it's pissing off everyone now! [15:30] Resusi-Annie,....Resusi-Christ....lol [15:30] Wee willy whiner. BWA HA HA HA! [15:30] rofl [15:30] they should've said that with a better Irish accent [15:30] or Scottish. [15:31] Was that Irish? I didn't recognize it enough to drink. :-) [15:31] LOL! [15:31] yeah...it had an Irish lilt, but I don't think Jeff fully committed [15:31] 4 I still think the "owned" or "pwned" jargon is stupid [15:32] How do you feel on the subject of "pwn3d" [15:32] That's the point. It's more derogatory. [15:32] I had no idea what pwned meant until this week [15:32] yes...I'm an idiot [15:32] be glad you didn't [15:32] or "he was served" [15:33] the jargon an attidues of the OMMORPG world is a sad, sad thing. [15:33] 1600 years later...and they've reverted [15:33] * NoGods is shocked, shocked and amazed! [15:33] MMPORPG* my bad [15:33] Wee willy whiner, whines on the blog. Pushing fairy tales that don't have a frog. Hellfire and brimstone, arrogance and sneers - are quickly tossed out to the atheists and queers. (With apologies to the original poet) [15:33] Eric Idol in drag [15:34] MATT- That was beautiful. *throws panties on the stage* [15:34] nice extempor there, NP.... [15:34] I may have to cut and paste that into a new blog post [15:34] Matt.... [15:34] :) [15:35] Whee, free will! [15:35] overtime, sweet [15:35] oooh, that's gonna piss him off something sweet! [15:35] Free Willy? [15:35] Thanks Guys! I'm here.--Steve [15:35] FImprison William! [15:36] very very little news on da show 2day [15:36] Freewill needs it's own show...there's a mood that has to be set for that [15:36] NP: I like the long debates! [15:36] Screw the listeners--talk about what interests you! [15:36] I like the long debates [15:37] My free will says.... I wish I could will up more beer... [15:37] How could we stop you from using your free will to talk about free will? [15:37] So, Dennis is the Naturalist then? [15:38] Semantics-R-Us [15:38] It's a Dennis Smackdown [15:38] Yes! [15:39] will gets a headlock [15:39] What if you didn't have free will but were given the choice to know wether you had free will or not? [15:39] 0_o [15:39] you'd be a married bachelor [15:40] WizardJim...I'm not drunk enough for that to make sense right now [15:40] That will change [15:40] What is the blog address? [15:40] Promise, WJ? [15:41] what's scarlett's blog address? [15:41] Having played the "asshat" game I can practically gaurantee it [15:41] The one that they are talking about now. [15:41] google "atheist in a mini van" [15:41] or possummomma [15:41] http://possummomma.blogspot.com/ [15:41] http://possummomma.blogspot.com/ [15:41] Thanks scarlett. [15:41] haha [15:41] thanks Aerik [15:41] and indefual [15:41] ! :) [15:42] Thanks all!! We'll see you all in 2 weeks [15:42] bye! [15:42] BYE, NP [15:42] Good show, NP! [15:42] Oh...one last thing to say [15:42] ok [15:42] William :) [15:42] Bye! [15:42] LOL! [15:42] William william william [15:42] heeh heh [15:42] Earlier i went through "possummama", possummamma, possumoma... arg! lol [15:42] William william william [15:42] By William! [15:42] roflmao! [15:42] See ya Willie-boy! [15:42] William off! [15:42] * Godless_Guitarist has left #nonprophets [15:42] Thanks, NP! Bye Willie! [15:42] All right guys, see ya all in two [15:42] later skaters [15:42] * bnem has quit IRC (bnem) [15:42] * scarlett has left #nonprophets [15:42] * NoGods has left #nonprophets [15:42] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [15:42] Williams to you! [15:42] * Nite_Beast_65 has quit IRC [15:42] * atxcats has quit IRC (atxcats) [15:42] Man, people shuffle out of here right quick [15:42] * WizardJim has quit IRC (WizardJim) [15:43] I'm going right over to irc://irc.wikkedwire.com/#stopperbot [15:43] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, February 10th, 2007! (POSSIBLY a show on the 23rd too!) at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. [15:43] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, February 10th, 2007! 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