Session Start: Sat Sep 29 11:41:35 2007 Session Ident: #nonprophets [11:41] * Now talking in #nonprophets [11:41] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [11:41] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Sep 08 13:08:18 [11:41] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [11:42] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [11:42] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [11:50] * daw has joined #nonprophets [11:51] * daw has left #nonprophets [12:35] * EebamXela has joined #nonprophets [12:35] hello? [12:49] * ExcludedSoul has joined #nonprophets [12:52] hello? [12:54] * ExcludedSoul has quit IRC (ExcludedSoul) [12:55] * ExcludedSoul has joined #nonprophets [12:55] Am I too late or is the stream not open yet? [12:56] (It seems like I can't listen life...) [12:58] Hello? [13:05] hi [13:09] * TaylorK has joined #nonprophets [13:09] hello [13:20] Hi there! Is the show already running? If not: is the stream open yet? [13:27] dunno [13:27] the show doesnt start for another half hour [13:27] at 2pm central time [13:28] * biff_m has joined #nonprophets [13:28] * biff_m is now known as bugsoup [13:31] Busy doing setup and waiting on Denis... but we're expecting to start on time [13:32] you mean a week late ;-) [13:32] have you guys tested the voice deepener? aka, the satanifyer? [13:33] ;-p [13:33] :-) [13:33] :-( [13:33] 8) [13:33] cool [13:34] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:34] soooo, schedule change eh? [13:37] * AiW has joined #nonprophets [13:37] * wwfsmd has joined #nonprophets [13:40] hi all! [13:41] hello [13:41] * rudeboy is busy downloading and resizing images [13:41] How are atheist treated in the USA? (I'm from Germany) [13:42] Is this "everyone hates atheist" climate accurate or more like an exaggeration? [13:42] we're regarded as terrible people... by those who are hard core believers [13:42] slightly exaggerated [13:42] Hmmm. [13:42] like any minority [13:42] as you might expect [13:43] To me it looks like the USA are playing a big life role playing game... [13:43] you have to look deeper than the surface [13:44] :-) [13:44] the real power in the world are the trans national corporations [13:44] Guess what just happened! [13:44] ? [13:44] The muslims brought some nice food! :) [13:44] They are celebrating ramadan in the flat above me [13:44] heh. and why not? sounds yummy [13:44] They just came to excuse for the noises. [13:45] BTW, whats the attitude towards muslims in the USA? [13:45] we do that here too, when a neighbor plans a party that might get loud, he/she also invites the neighbors [13:45] (In Germany it's very muslim friendly) [13:45] there are some living here who just dislike anyone who is "different" in any way. [13:46] fortunately, they are a minority, a loud minority to be sure but not a majority [13:48] afk [13:52] hm.... I am not getting a stream yet. You guys sending? [13:52] just launched stream [13:52] there it goes [13:53] ah [13:53] test test [13:53] yep [13:55] Should be starting in about 5... (And we're doing another show next Saturday, in order to get back on schedule) [13:55] I saw that on the website. [13:55] do the satan voice matt [13:55] test out that shitaki [13:55] worship me, pigs! [13:57] whee [13:57] haha [13:57] haha! [13:57] do the show like this! [13:57] is that you jebus [13:58] tap tap tap on the mircorphone with Jeeezuz listing in... [13:58] you should have an episode where matt and dennis interview satan..... have russel come in and play satan [13:58] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [13:58] NJ! [13:58] rudeboy! [13:58] Afternoon, infidels! [13:58] welcome to the jungle [13:59] hello sinners [13:59] forgive me, satan, for I have done something good.... [13:59] hello all you unholies out there in internet radio land [14:00] lol [14:00] doesn't work so well in that mode, does it? [14:00] satan: he's a horny little devil [14:01] * DrShell has joined #nonprophets [14:02] nice song [14:02] So, where's the nonprophetibility? [14:02] rolling [14:02] Ahhhhh [14:02] ooo cool intro song [14:02] Hi-- I usually download the podcast later [14:03] welcome to the live version [14:03] can't figure out how to listen live online(?) [14:03] http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [14:03] download winamp [14:03] www.winamp.com [14:03] thanks--off to try... [14:03] Yes, it's PROFESSIONAL broadcasting! [14:04] ad hominem? [14:04] may I see your license? [14:04] I'm not broadcasting--they are. [14:04] char room instructions? [14:04] i cant pick out todays fallacy [14:04] 3 fucking years? [14:05] each year is copulating? [14:05] damn, look at what I keep missing... [14:06] mexican bat, we must deport them [14:06] was that Argumentum ad baculum? [14:06] they have a habit of winging across the border undetected [14:06] batulum [14:08] what? [14:08] thank for the advice denis [14:08] hm. Here I am using iphoto and he is discussing photoshop [14:08] how's that spelt? [14:08] I speeled it fancifully [14:08] spelled [14:08] bat-ulum [14:08] since it was about bats [14:08] Neumonia? [14:09] pneu [14:09] pneumonia [14:09] ah, thanks [14:09] I think [14:09] let me check the dictionary [14:09] whos the third voice? [14:10] pneumonia is corrects [14:10] yeah [14:10] BRB [14:11] Third voice is Shilling... ACA member, friend...he's normally in the chat room as ICYCHRIST [14:12] new wow patch [14:13] Viva la PC! [14:13] yeah, console controllers suck [14:13] Bill gates signed the first sold box. [14:14] /especially/ for FPS [14:14] yes [14:14] but for some reason the game is entirely fuckin popular [14:14] US protestantism is now the strongest religion in south korea [14:15] bring on the new Guitar Hero [14:15] no way [14:15] yeah [14:15] I talked to some protestants from south korea [14:15] it is now up to 40% [14:15] damn son [14:16] and its the bad version of protestantism. Not the good "I only believe whats not disproven" sort. It's the "the earth is 600 years old" sort. :-/ [14:17] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [14:17] yeah, well, I'm sure there is one of those homeland security camps near Boulder. They'll collect names and have them moved off campus. Constitution be damned [14:17] HELLO [14:17] * Aerik hugs everybody for today there is a show XD [14:17] 600? so the americas were discovered in the first century of the Earths existence? :P [14:17] fundie-rich Colorado Springs isn't far from Boulder... [14:18] I mean 6000 of course. ;) [14:18] or 10000 [14:18] yeah, wasn't there, like, some mass movement to colorado springs of fundys some years ago? [14:18] I seem to remember reading about that [14:18] Thats what he said. His wife said that the "days" aren't meant literally, but she also takes genesis seriously [14:18] that's Dobson's hole, I think [14:18] 10000 is liberal heresy. [14:18] :D [14:18] dobson has a hole? huh. Who'd a thunk it [14:19] Religious fundies of all stripes and gun-nuts showed up for columbine, CO, so no doubt Boulder got some of that shit as they passed through [14:19] so the sewer works in both directions than [14:19] heh...maybe cave? still pretty freudian [14:19] heh heh heh heh heh [14:19] I'm channeling Butthead [14:20] Hey, I just started listening. Who is the third person? [14:20] and slugging down an Alaskan Amber.... yum [14:20] speaking of ButtHead, they found beavis ! http://englishrussia.com/?p=1517 [14:20] yum indeed [14:20] Third voice is Shilling... ACA member, friend...he's normally in the chat room as ICYCHRIST [14:20] Thanks, rudeboy [14:21] um hm [14:21] I snagged the image, thanks [14:21] where shall atheists reteat to if the country turns into a theocricy? [14:21] theocrazy [14:21] sweden? [14:21] theo-crazy works too [14:22] sweden if I have to -- at least most of them speak english [14:22] matt, there is a seperatists movement in hawaii now [14:22] probably Canada if it turns totally nuts here [14:22] canada has it's own creation museum too though [14:22] I think we are a bit far from that right now [14:22] /pseudo/-imperialistic? [14:23] welcome! [14:23] You're welcome, NP! [14:23] yay for us [14:23] so true [14:23] we're chatting -- and drinking [14:23] The 30 people limit is not enough. You should more than double it. Like 66 listeners or something [14:23] say asshat and I'll drink again [14:24] or 666 [14:24] asshat! [14:24] oops, uh ioh [14:24] * rudeboy drinks [14:24] oh no... [14:24] wow! [14:24] condoms are infected?!?!?! [14:24] FUD [14:24] holy stupid [14:24] heard about that nutjob [14:25] holy shit [14:25] * gmp has joined #nonprophets [14:25] the Catholic Church: indisputably evil [14:25] ANY church, completely stupid [14:26] waste of good land and people's minds [14:26] I thought it was designed by the USA government to kill the gay? Never heard any conspiracy theory about killing the black... [14:26] yes, I think some kind of inner-city aspect? [14:27] does anyone know where mel gibson's church is? [14:27] up my ass [14:27] HA [14:27] lol [14:27] I don't get it. WHY do the catholics want everyone to get AIDS? [14:27] quick, get a recto-scope. we have an ass to search [14:27] And that's how I met my anal joke quota for the day. [14:28] better to be anal than banal [14:28] The church doesn't look like it did ten years ago. It used to be a big dump. [14:28] catholics are pro-lfe and pro-virus [14:28] now it's a bigger dump, figuratively [14:28] you cant be pro life AND pro zombie [14:28] EX, you mean the big new cult place he's putting up? [14:28] yeah [14:29] undaed is not-dead I suppose [14:29] Well, don't WE also think that everyone should have our moral point of view? [14:29] Sorry, I don't remember--somewhere in California? [14:29] I know that narrows it down... [14:29] I mean, I think murder is wrong and I would appreciate it if everyone shared that view. [14:30] define "murder" [14:30] they're still nuts though [14:30] a meeting = religious? [14:30] Killing someone when it is not really necessary. [14:30] one confused individual [14:30] Ah shit, speaking of dumps... [14:30] * Aerik is now known as Aerik-Away [14:30] what is a church, what is a religion? [14:30] is a senior citizens meeting a church? [14:31] book club? [14:31] The pope says 'no'. ;-) [14:31] the poop says "hole!" [14:31] Only roman catholics are a church. The pope claims the copyright on that :) [14:31] I copied left [14:32] can you place a patent on a religion? [14:32] yes. religion is "patently" wrong [14:32] an alter for sacrifices [14:32] What about scientology? [14:32] nice bug [14:32] I guess they have some copyrights on some stuff of there religion... [14:32] if you alter a sacrifice, would that be eviscerating the body? [14:33] i mean like.... i come up with a new religion and demand people pay royalties to me if the want to practice it [14:33] the same thing happens with music CDs [14:33] ish [14:33] like L Ron Hubbard? why not? he got away with it [14:33] that's called a tithe [14:33] I'm trying to tithe one on right now [14:34] oops, i guess it's altar [14:34] ooooh [14:34] I'd rather go to Altair than go to an altar [14:35] is altair still around [14:35] he said, stars in his eyes [14:35] Altair: in the constellation Eagle [14:35] wha? [14:35] I freak out! [14:36] what? [14:36] what qualifies, according to TEXAS [14:36] right? [14:36] Was that a BUSH thing? [14:36] wouldn't that apply to news orgs too [14:37] they are educational (except for fox news) [14:37] It's great when the worst thing your opponents can say is "Look--you're like us!" [14:37] it grates me too [14:37] If it is a business, tax it [14:38] is today homophone day [14:38] BRB [14:40] wasn't ted haggard's home valued at something like $2 million? [14:40] * Aerik-Away is now known as Aerik [14:40] the problem also extends to for profit corporations and the taxation of executive perks [14:40] don't forget the gay last supper in SF [14:41] and I'm back [14:41] just make everything you provide to an individual be taxable income to that individual [14:41] which, btw, he kept after being fired and still had the nerve to ask for handouts [14:41] par for his course [14:42] I'll be afk -- I need to straighten out my back. [14:42] getting old sucks [14:42] AFK [14:43] HAH. check this out. Does James Randi look like Rusty Venture? http://www.skepticality.com/vboard/humor/6555-didja-ever-notice.html [14:43] that is, did he when he was younger [14:44] * downsquid has joined #nonprophets [14:45] Hi squid [14:45] hey [14:45] ice... so... thin... [14:45] ok [14:46] non-prophets, this week is the 20th anniversary of star trek: the next generation [14:46] Now, if I only had the foggiest notion who Rusty Venture is. [14:47] you familiar with Jonny Quest? his show is a parody of that [14:48] neutronjack you've never watched Venture Bros. on adult swim? [14:48] the next de-generation? [14:48] Venture Bros. is farkin hilarious [14:48] Aerik: No, I haven't. [14:49] cartoon network creates new shows using old footage. I just met the VP of that company a few days ago [14:50] he knew that the sex would be statutory rape when he married them right? or what? [14:50] he made love to a statue? huh. [14:51] Oops, mail's here, BRB [14:51] statute. he made love to a statute. [14:52] well, if he was wearing the magic underwear while he did the statue, maybe he'll pull through with only a little chafing. [14:52] marrying people is so encouraging sex. Hasn't church doctrine defined marriage around the bearing of children? [14:53] Sure, there was marriage a thousand years ago. [14:53] the fundamentalist mormon church? I doubt it [14:54] about having sex, maybe (joseph smith must have been horny as hell), but not necessarily bearing children [14:55] the mormons have only been around for 150 years... [14:55] unless you simply add their borrowing all their stuff from other loonies anyway [14:55] wow. I just got a check from a church [14:56] is it a refund check for not delivering on promises [14:57] the united methodists of McGrawsville Indiana want to buy my tripod I have for sale [14:57] well, as long as it clears [14:57] hehe [14:57] if it were a refund, I'd demand a lot more [14:57] if he married them without the legal license, could evidence be gathered to show that he avoided that with the knowledge that it's illegal because she's a minor based on the issue of statutory sex? [14:58] now I have to ship the thing. fun time at the UPS store... [14:58] You can't marry at 14 in Utah. [14:58] fucking sleeze? everyone drink. [14:58] asshat [14:58] At 15, you need authorization by a juvinile judge, but younger than that, no dice. [14:59] * sandra has joined #nonprophets [14:59] what about mormonism? Do they have to obey the law of one wife only? [14:59] somne of them don;t think so [15:00] polygamy is outlawed in the Utah state constitution [15:00] * sandra has quit IRC (sandra) [15:00] because that is the way it is with them, EVERYTHING has a string attached [15:01] they wouldn't give them statehood without it [15:01] altruism requires a receipt [15:01] Chambers [15:01] lol [15:01] if there was no string, how would gawd pull you up when it's your time to go [15:01] yeah, he just made "Gawd" frivolous [15:01] non-prophets my last point was, if the mormon priest skirted the illegal marriage issue because he's aware of the law in context of sex with minors, then that proves that he did in fact think of marriage as a sex-mandatory thing. Is there any mention of this? [15:02] * DrShell has quit IRC (DrShell) [15:02] string would breka. with me you need a large rope [15:02] haha [15:02] i'd like a bungi cord, please [15:02] just in case I change my mind and decide to stay [15:02] heh [15:03] gawd causes tornadoes? [15:03] wow [15:03] gawd causes diarrhea [15:03] I guess all those storm chasers and the entire national weather service has it all wrong then [15:03] hence the flooding in mel gibson's church's basement [15:03] well, gawd does cause me gas [15:03] every time I fart i say, oh, hello gawd! [15:04] I can hear you trying to speak to me [15:04] my flatulence is sent from heaven [15:04] what's that? you say plplplplplplplplplpl? [15:04] he who dealt it had the holy spirit [15:04] not to mention th ebrocolli [15:04] and then what gawd? plop? [15:04] yes. [15:04] oh gawd, you're so corny [15:04] ernie chambers is an atheist - he was on frethought radio last week [15:04] as they say in the UK, Dropping the kids at the school [15:05] school, i thought it was a pool [15:05] use your imagination [15:05] ew [15:05] see? [15:05] gawd drops all turds [15:05] ah, fish [15:05] no foul [15:06] http://www.xkcd.com/168/ [15:07] BUT it sets a precidence [15:07] :D [15:07] gays mock Jeeeezuz? [15:07] holy crap [15:07] go gays [15:07] yay gays! [15:07] dang i guess i missed out on that one :( [15:08] * Aerik hugs teh gays [15:08] oh snap it's in my home state [15:08] Jeeezuz the homo keeps house with the 12 other guys? [15:08] miller withdrew their ads on pressure from the catholic league [15:08] hawt [15:08] schwartznegger? [15:08] You know, I just screwed up and typed "Go, gays!" in #islam. :-) [15:08] hahahaha [15:08] lol [15:08] oh, mohammaud will get after you now [15:08] it really sounded like he said schwarzanigger [15:09] yeah [15:09] "honor" the bible? whare is his head at? [15:09] why is the depiction of muhammad abhored? [15:09] debauchery? in a gay community? say it ain't so!? [15:10] It's a fairly recent thing, I understand. There are many portrayls of Mo in Islamic history. [15:10] Mo, the new gawd? [15:11] does Mo know Buddy Christ [15:11] ads deemed offensive? [15:11] by whose terms? [15:11] donahue [15:11] Miller brewing? [15:11] man, I can't stand Bill Donahue. He shut down Chocolate Jesus! [15:11] oh yeah [15:11] dang [15:11] was he the talk show host [15:11] no [15:11] Donahue is a nut when it affects his catholic upbringing [15:11] Kathy Griffin > Bill Donahue [15:11] or was that phil [15:11] yeah, which one? [15:12] public nudity, boo fucking hoo [15:12] nudity? then don;t go to the gay parade in West Holywood on Halloween [15:12] Where to draw the line what is allowed to be seen and what not? [15:12] Those guys undress up [15:12] put that baby in jail, he was born with no clothes on in plain sight of everyone in the dleivery room [15:12] yeah, right. I can see his pee pee [15:13] isn't nudity natural [15:13] arrest that doctor, nurse etc [15:13] we must legislate for prenatal undies to stop this horrible rash of newborn exposures [15:13] lesbians kissing? I watch [15:13] prenatal mormon undies? [15:13] perfect case for genetic engineering, build them with pants on [15:14] heh [15:14] Mock Jebus [15:14] is anyone here a nudist? [15:14] sheep? [15:14] pulled the wool over its eyes [15:14] sheer fun for them [15:14] weather's too back and forth in Kansas to be a nudist [15:14] would it be gross if i said i was naked right now [15:14] jk, i'm not [15:14]