Session Start: Sat Sep 08 13:04:02 2007 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:04] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:04] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, September 8th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [13:04] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Aug 25 15:47:49 [13:04] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:04] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:04] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [13:16] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:17] hey, it's the height of the hurricane season. Any bets? [13:19] Given the luck of TExas recently -- more rain than a tropical green belt -- I'm thinking Texas is due for a big blow... [13:19] speaking of big blows ... how about that senator Craig? [13:22] * rudeboy twiddles thumbs, contemplates navel [13:22] Navel, Navel, full of lint; Please give me an enlightened hint. [13:23] Burma Shave [13:23] that didn't have the rhythm of a Burma Shave ad :) [13:23] Older patrons of this chat will recognize the pop cultural reference [13:23] that's true [13:24] 'Old tin cans - along the road - are ugly many say - but at night - reflecting bright - they safely guide the way --- Burma Shave' [13:24] the meter was different [13:24] If you're driving while you're drunk, put a coffin in your trunk [13:24] I remember them when I was a kid, Used to write them down [13:25] Now, somewhere around here, I have a book full of them [13:25] I miss those carefree years [13:34] brb [13:41] * Tate has joined #nonprophets [13:43] okay, I'm back [13:43] ohayo! [13:43] ohio [13:43] O_o [13:43] or, if you prefer, Indiana [13:43] lol [13:45] ,,,,mmmmmmm ... beer ..... -- Homer Simpson [13:46] * rudeboy is currently tuned to 1Fm Luxuria Music streaming through iTunes [13:46] * oo303 has joined #nonprophets [13:46] brb time to get a beer [13:47] * tikki-tikki-tavi has joined #nonprophets [13:48] * oo303 has quit IRC (Goodbye) [13:48] I thought it was Rikki Tikki Tavi [13:48] or is that the cousin? [13:48] * Reviis has joined #nonprophets [13:48] * norther has joined #nonprophets [13:48] I'm the godless one that no one talks about [13:48] as the theater is filling up [13:48] Because they are ashamed of me [13:48] ah, I see [13:48] *LOL* [13:49] Actually, I messed up. It should be Rikki Tikki Tavi [13:49] less shamed, more ash, if they had their way [13:50] * Nate_WI has joined #nonprophets [13:50] * rudeboy enjoys the flavor of a cold Alaskan Amber [13:51] This is the first free Saturday I've had since March. *dances* And I'm listening to the NonProphets. You guys are SO special! [13:51] good for what "ales" you, or so I hear [13:51] wow [13:51] job? [13:52] or just too busy with life issues? [13:52] Yep - I got a new job in march and I've had to work every sat. [13:52] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [13:53] Decisions decisions Non-prophets or jean Clause Van Damme ?? [13:54] Somebody hollar when you hear non-prophecies. Unless the special guests are mimes this week, I've got nothing yet. [13:54] :) [13:54] ah, yes. Nothing like working weekends [13:54] I've worked practically every Sunday for the last two years [13:54] lol [13:54] Blue Jeans Van Dammit? [13:54] hang on a sec [13:54] 'nop, the stream is up, just no audio [13:55] 12 [13:55] It should ... lol [13:55] you'll hear noise in about 5 minutes [13:55] "In hell" van dammit [13:56] Cool. I'll await anxiously. Thanks. [13:56] Van Dammit's DVDs are in like the 99cent bin, you can spare 90 minutes for the Non Ps [13:56] * Tate has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [13:56] kidding [13:57] heh [13:58] 4t [13:58] could be worse, could be a steven segal movie [13:58] heh heh heh heh heh -- Barney Rubble [13:58] I work on Sundays too. I'm not hearing anything either. I heard a bit when I first opened winamp. [13:59] very few movies hold my interest now days [13:59] * Tate has joined #nonprophets [13:59] * NoGods has joined #nonprophets [13:59] stream is still up [13:59] Curse my fault internet and it... faultyness. [13:59] * NoGods is now known as NeutronJack [13:59] NJ [13:59] ! [13:59] rudeboy! [13:59] welcome to the jungle [13:59] (we've got fun and games) [14:00] Any audio yet? [14:00] yee feffin haw! [14:00] not yet [14:00] no audio [14:00] stream is running however [14:00] Not here [14:00] I'm out in the garage, working on the bicycle. [14:00] crash again? [14:00] I hear a vague whine [14:00] Much like being in a Catholic church [14:00] I drank a vague wine last week [14:01] With earplugs in my ears [14:01] won't buy that brand again [14:01] No bike crash--just changing a tire, putting on the bell that my wife gave me for Christmas 2002, etc. [14:01] No good, rudeboy? [14:01] heh [14:01] well, not flavorfull in the manner I prefer my wines [14:01] Kinda watery? [14:02] And bland? [14:02] cabernet [14:02] some cheap bottle from some lesser known winery [14:02] No, that's vogue [14:02] * norther has left #nonprophets [14:02] anyone hear anything? [14:02] Almost every Saturday, we have a video party and someone brings one or two bottles [14:02] Nope [14:02] Not here [14:02] No audio. [14:03] That's cool [14:03] What were the vids? [14:03] * norther has joined #nonprophets [14:03] anything that launches our collective rockets. Dr. Who, Desert Speaks, starting today, Torchwood [14:03] Also some movies from TMC -- Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations [14:04] an eclectic mix of almost everything you can think of [14:04] 0 [14:04] What are Desert Speaks and No Reservations? [14:05] Deseret Speaks is on Education TV from Tucson Arizona. Basically, a sort of tour of desert culture and history [14:05] Deseert [14:05] damn keyboard [14:05] desert [14:05] arthritis [14:06] ouch [14:06] * arensb has joined #nonprophets [14:06] Starting....sorry for the delay [14:06] http://thedesertspeaks.org/ [14:06] That sounds like a cool thing though [14:06] Bourdain is on the Travel Channel, Mondays [14:07] http://www.anthonybourdain.com/ [14:07] Uh-oh. Did Keith Richards stop by and trash fabulous Dillahunty International Studios? [14:07] Is that the No Reservations? [14:07] like I said, eclectic video party [14:07] yes [14:07] Roger Waters [14:07] He wrote the book -- it is a great read [14:07] Audio! [14:07] good call t-t-t [14:07] here comes the sound! [14:08] What _does_ God want? [14:08] woo! [14:08] It works! [14:08] Gawd damn it [14:08] Has anyone else seen the trailer from the Ben Stein movie? [14:09] On the web site? Yes. [14:09] nope -- didn't know he had a new movie [14:09] I have hard evidence.... [14:09] It's proof by lack of disproof! [14:09] well, occasionally [14:09] usually only in the early morning [14:09] He makes fun of Dawkins and all the other people who won't listens to the creationists [14:09] uh, the innuendo starts. [14:09] 'in what end oh? [14:09] we've only been here five minutes [14:10] I started early [14:10] loggin into..... er [14:10] He's got a point. I _don't_ know that there's a chatroom. [14:10] yea [14:10] (cheering crowd) [14:11] * cookiecutter has joined #nonprophets [14:11] COOKIE -- cookie monster [14:11] hello [14:12] Oh, noes! My illusions! They are being shattered! [14:12] http:www.expelledthemovie.com <---Ben Stein's new movie making fun of Evolution [14:12] that is typical Bush land -- sick and unemployed [14:12] http://www.expelledthemovie.com [14:13] I am idiot [14:13] I just get pissed off every time I hear Bush speak [14:14] Soon you'll be more annoyed by Fred Thompson's red truck, rudeboy. [14:14] I'll ignore the little peckerwood [14:14] AND his red truck [14:14] * Bryce has joined #nonprophets [14:14] Why aren't you voting for Thompson Rudeboy? Which other candidate would you rather have dinner with? [14:15] * NeutronJack drinks to "asshat". [14:15] Ron Paul 08! hehe [14:15] Why would I vote for hi,? and two -- why in the fuck would I want to have dinner with him? [14:15] * Bryce has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.6/2007072518]) [14:16] That's the common polling question that GW kicked ass in. People voted for him because he was the one they would most like to have dinner with. Stupid way to pick a president... [14:16] agreed [14:17] But BUshie is an act. The pretend Texan [14:17] Didn't Obama have dinner with 4 people and then put it on youtube? [14:17] so, who are you guys voting for? [14:17] Why would I sit at the same table with that functional illiterate? [14:17] Clinton [14:17] I have a friend that votes for president based on who she would rather sleep with. And she voted for Bush. [14:17] atheism is not a gospel [14:17] lol!! [14:17] So, that's America [14:18] It's pretty safe to say she won't vote for Hillary [14:18] they are making religious terminology and affixing it to atheism [14:18] hey, you never know. [14:18] hence the concept, "well atheism is just another belief" [14:18] when atheism is non belief [14:18] it's funny that they insult atheism by making it sound like their beliefs [14:18] They are rudeboy, and it really pisses me off [14:18] yep [14:18] gits... [14:18] They act as if we have something supernatural going on and it really pisses me off [14:19] yeah, I get that too [14:19] theist just piss me off, point. [14:19] At work we have a handfull of believers who are now incensed that there are two atheists working there too [14:19] I never looked at it that way, cookie! Good way to turn it around! Say thank you! [14:20] not sure where that will lead [14:20] So they are going to do what, rudeboy? [14:20] Thank goodness no one take religion seriously in Britain. [14:20] nothing right now [14:20] The theist are just sad little people here. [14:20] Srsly [14:20] they just like to needle me and this other guy from time to time, not that we aren't perfectly aware of what they are trying to do [14:20] the muslims are giving us jip, but other than that... [14:20] I have been using Iron Chariots a lot lately - Great responses there [14:21] I just fire back with both barrels -- they usually slink away injured [14:21] they know better than to pick on a 55 year old guy who stands 6 foot 4 and refuses to take any shit [14:21] I wonder if people in infinite heavan ever get bored [14:21] harp music [14:22] I think you'll need infinately increases doses of morphine in heaven to avoid becoming bored as eternity wears on. [14:22] I've been rolling my eyes and shaking my head a lot more because I am sick of it IRL. [14:22] Boring unless thay allow jaxx [14:22] at least, if you were being tortured forever, it would add variety [14:22] jazz [14:22] and youd get used to it [14:22] besides hell hasbeen frozen for three years. [14:22] what caused that? [14:22] Red Sox won in 04 :D [14:22] lol! [14:22] I actually thought of a torture that would bother me. I almost took the wager for about three seconds. [14:23] hell is frozen because of global warming -- heat exchange, you see [14:23] infinity of tickling would bother me. [14:23] I think hell has something to do with Polka music. [14:23] But I pinched myself and realized that Santa didn't exist either. [14:23] polka music and dots [14:23] Santa kicks ass. *sulks* [14:23] visual hell [14:23] I like Santa more than God [14:23] Santa slays me [14:23] yeah! Go santa! [14:23] Yah, but he is a big peeping Tom [14:24] bow down, bow down, before the power of Sanata [14:24] Or be crushed, be crushed, by his jolly boots of doom [14:24] who uses chimneys to commit breaking and entering world wide. someone throw that terrorist in jail! [14:24] Yeah, I woke up on xmas morning one time with my shirt untucked. I'm pretty sure it may have been tucked when I went to sleep. I blame that sneaky Santa. [14:24] or you were tuckered out [14:25] * Tate slays rudeboy [14:25] * rudeboy ponders the history of that joke [14:25] Oh, those silly Catholics. Does he still think that the earth is flat? [14:25] ban on pants? [14:25] even sexy pants? [14:25] short-shorts! [14:25] evidently [14:25] I think he should team up with the L Ron Hubbard Krew [14:25] oh how convenient [14:26] * bureschini has joined #nonprophets [14:26] * rudeboy belches with alacrity [14:26] self serving, churches? Heh! [14:26] self giving charity [14:26] What? never [14:27] tax free thus... [14:27] What is it with evangelical Christians and tax evasion? [14:27] Tax! [14:27] Why do they let these asshats get away with this? [14:27] * bureschini has left #nonprophets [14:27] God is on their side [14:27] tax avoidance by the super wealthy is a common activity [14:27] * Tate spits [14:27] gawd spit [14:28] yuck [14:28] Thank goodness the richest man in the world is an atheist. [14:28] oh? [14:28] Gates? [14:28] yep [14:28] I wasn't aware of that. Is he out spoken? [14:28] Go the Gate-ster! [14:28] I swear, I am going to run services in my office once a week so that I can claim tax free - And donate all of my profits from my business to the church [14:29] * dreivierteltakt has joined #nonprophets [14:29] not outspoken, no [14:29] omnipresent? doesthat mean lots of xmas presents? [14:29] hey i just signed on what's the topic [14:29] ONE B MOVIE? [14:29] do you practise these bad jokes? [14:29] Imagine Christians smashing their computers if they found out [14:29] ol [14:29] lol [14:29] it rings slimy [14:30] last chug of beer [14:30] how about the follow up movie, hatred of the christ? [14:30] good idea!!! [14:30] stopped her vessel? [14:30] wtf? [14:30] Captain, three wessells to port! [14:31] three virgin vassels to port [14:31] stuffed her vessel ? [14:31] holy crap! [14:31] with crap? [14:31] somebody mow this cow down, and say your exercising your rights [14:31] gawd sent? [14:31] of course. [14:31] what a last name!!! [14:31] where else? [14:31] of course, Kansas [14:32] why am I not surprised? [14:32] lol [14:32] the name alone should give it away [14:33] given that Bush is running this nation like a corporation, they aren't far off [14:33] or, I should say, Cheney is running it. Busihie is just a puppet [14:34] gold fee? [14:34] this just gets better and better! [14:34] whare did you find this article? [14:34] Oh. My. Someone in my area was arrested here in the same way and gave the same defense. This all has something to do with the IRS and God's Law. Or something. [14:34] the judge shoul just slam the gavel down and say, you are out of here [14:34] Paranoia Plus! [14:34] They make the "McDonalds made me fat" people seem smart [14:35] they have kids and vote and have drivers licenses [14:35] scary [14:35] how convenient that the video should magically appear right at the same time that bush is about to say, stay the course, for the five thousanth time [14:35] Osama sold out [14:36] that is true [14:36] Anyone seen the X-Files episode where it is suggested that Saddam was an American puppet? [14:36] nope -- never watched the sow [14:36] show [14:37] they don't have a majority [14:37] Ya think, Osama? I just hate it when the terrorists are right. [14:37] Insightful? [14:37] He doesn't watch FOX [14:37] paranoia? [14:37] hardly [14:38] * Tate has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:38] * dreivierteltakt has left #nonprophets [14:38] right, like that will happen... [14:38] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [14:38] Hey hey! [14:38] hey hey [14:38] jihad :( [14:38] * Tate has joined #nonprophets [14:39] Hey tater [14:39] Switching computers--back soon. [14:39] * NeutronJack has quit IRC [14:39] hiho [14:39] mIRC keeps throwing me out every ten minutes. bah. [14:40] actually, it is very much relevant [14:40] the righrt wing uses religion to motivate voters and gain power [14:40] the real power players are not religious [14:40] they are non theistic, not atheists. [14:41] * tikki-tikki-tavi has quit IRC (tikki-tikki-tavi) [14:41] they know it is just a useful way of controlling the system [14:41] They're pretty Orwellian. The purpose of power is power. The purpose of war is war. [14:41] Bush is a classic Orwellian character [14:41] lol [14:41] Napal [14:41] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [14:42] wb [14:42] you are just intime for the goat jokes [14:42] I bet that worked [14:42] oh noes, goats [14:42] "Rooters"? Isn't it "Roiters", rhyimg with loiters? [14:42] * EebamXela has joined #nonprophets [14:42] Napal + Hindu = Goatse [14:42] well, a 757 will run correctly when you slit a goat's neck [14:42] is the show on now? [14:42] or so I have heard -- isn;t that in the owners manual [14:42] EebamXela: Yes. [14:42] AH! [14:42] * NeutronJack dances to the Katmandu song. [14:42] see it worked! [14:42] yes it is Eebaum [14:42] lol [14:43] ebaum? booooo [14:43] the goat gawd? [14:43] what about the mechanic's gawd? [14:43] hm. seems there are two gawds at work here [14:43] eebam* [14:43] we must investigate [14:43] not ebaum [14:43] i stand corrected [14:44] yeah, I missed that 330 mill too [14:44] fuckers [14:44] my dad tried [14:44] * NeutronJack missed the 330 mil, also, and saved money by not buying a ticket! [14:44] so, witchcraft worked! [14:44] 48.6 mill? I can use that [14:44] lol [14:45] that'll buy a lot of candles [14:45] i'd rather take it in segments [14:45] idiot [14:45] wallmart and macDs [14:45] that's a lot of quarter pounders [14:45] You win that much, eat better [14:45] or small fries [14:45] and shop at better stores [14:45] you should only take the lotery $ in segments if you can't trust yourself not to blow it. [14:45] what a numbnuts [14:46] dont you end up with more over all if you take it in segmentS? [14:46] his odds were NO DIFFERENT than anyone elses [14:46] Anyhoo have you guys seen the lego stephen hawking ? http://www.pizdaus.com/pics/ndwwV7kWLCQM.jpg [14:46] Faust [14:46] yes, you do get more in 26 payments over 26 years [14:46] yeah I saw that [14:46] why don't self proclaimed psychics win the lottery? [14:46] otherwise it is actually half the total if you take the winnings in one payment [14:47] "It doesn't work like that" [14:47] bs [14:47] it doesnt work like anything except fraud [14:47] ask them to define "it" [14:47] exactly [14:47] ask them to define "work like" [14:47] and "anything" [14:48] if they claim to "not need the money" then tell them to win it, then give it to starving children [14:48] and ask them to it using math and real science [14:48] brb [14:48] slept with his fathers??? [14:48] that sounds gay [14:49] anyone here not in the US? [14:49] Another trouble with taking your lottery winnings in annual payments is that you have to TRUST THE GOVERNMENT to keep its promise over 26 years. That's why I took my retirement pension as a lump sum. :-) [14:49] Im from Boston but going to college in Toronto [14:49] good point cookie [14:49] thats the US [14:49] practicaly [14:49] Yeah, NJ, that is a good point too [14:49] lol [14:50] :P [14:50] jk [14:50] if the bottom falls out of the economy, they can just say, Sorry, no more payments [14:50] we're broke [14:50] "Oh, we've changed the tax code--we now tax lottery winnings at 98%." [14:51] can someone give the link to the Dennis's transcribed show introductions? [14:51] Look on wiki.ironchariots.org [14:51] hm. should have that link [14:51] Under "The Non-Prophets" [14:52] ahha! [14:52] thanks [14:53] absurd [14:53] grrr... elman [14:54] right, nazis, "Gott mit uns" on their belt buckles [14:55] "Gott Milk" [14:55] lol [14:55] Satanism should get a better name if they want to be taken seriously [14:55] form gawd's teat to yours [14:55] Heh, I just ran into a good comment elsewhere. "It makes me think that the god of Intelligent Design is the same imbecil who designed Internet Explorer" [14:56] I know that typical satanism does not have an actual being known as satan, but are there any groups that say "yes there is a satan, and he's the man" [14:56] no, those are the hippies [14:56]