Session Start: Sat Aug 25 12:44:35 2007 Session Ident: #nonprophets [12:44] * Now talking in #nonprophets [12:44] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, August 11th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [12:44] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Jul 28 16:06:34 [12:44] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [12:45] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [12:45] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [12:53] Start in one hour? [12:54] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [12:57] Hey, I get a http question when trying to connect to the stream [13:26] * Reviis has joined #nonprophets [13:30] * andyman1 has joined #nonprophets [13:31] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [13:32] * andyman1 has quit IRC (Client exited) [13:34] * Nate_wi has joined #nonprophets [13:37] Russell here, watching Matt play Guitar Hero... [13:39] Hi Russell! So the three of you today? :-) [13:40] And I'm still getting a name/password question from the stream, that's ok? [13:40] Hey Russell. I borrowed a PS2 and Guitar Hero last weekend, because I've heard you guys talking about it. I really stink. I now I see colored balls whenever Freebird comes up on my ipod. [13:41] What's up Konraadius? [13:44] lol [13:45] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:45] "I'm in favor of the scientific method. You develop a theory. You gather facts to support your theory. If you can't find any facts, you throw the theory away." - Kent Hovind. [13:46] Listening to a Dr. Dino debate. This guy is a piece of work. [13:46] almost that time again. I really need to stock up on more beer... [13:46] * juicy has joined #nonprophets [13:46] hullo [13:47] * aANKOo has joined #nonprophets [13:47] If Hovind used that method to find his own ass, he'd say it didn't exist. [13:48] * juicy joins the stream. [13:48] It's been a little while since I was listening live. [13:48] good day to all our new lurkers [13:48] or old ones [13:48] ooops. mail's here. BRB [13:48] 6Good day Rudeboy. [13:49] Anyone else listen to the Skeptics' guide podcast? [13:49] Perry died. :( [13:51] junk mail and another bill. par for this course... [13:51] 6Holy crap. That's awful. I just started listening to Skeptics guide a bit recently. [13:52] Nate, yeah. I am disturbed by how much I'm upset by it. I only ever listened to the podcast and posted a few times in the forums. It's really sad. [13:52] Death really blows. Especially when it happens to cool people. [13:53] Death in the digital age is different. People have larger extended groups of friends, even if they don't know them all. [13:53] Makes me think how much more life is to be valued... [13:54] lol -- nice sound check [13:54] I wonder how long his words will echo around the net. Barring some sort of global war and collapse of civilisation, I think pretty much everything on the net is alsmost permanent. [13:55] There was a sound check? [13:55] Is there sound now? [13:55] I get silence here. [13:55] * juicy is a computer geek [13:56] It's silent right now [13:56] yeah, only for a few seconds [13:56] * juicy is a sci-fi freak [13:56] they love to tease us pre-show [13:56] This java client has some weirdness... [13:56] I got sound. good here. [13:56] something in the chatroom [13:56] I must have missed the audio check. I was listening to something else in the fireground, so probably I just missed it. [13:57] hello [13:57] sound! [13:57] relax - the stream is rolling [13:57] I can hear that [13:57] SOMETHING [13:57] something in the chat room. [13:57] * andyman1 has joined #nonprophets [13:57] what? A so cial disease? [13:58] Oh Nate, we are cursed with a similar humour... :) [13:58] * wxproof has joined #nonprophets [13:58] test test one two three [13:58] All your gospels are belong to us. [13:59] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [13:59] NJ!! [13:59] rudeboy! [13:59] Nice to actually be here for a show. [13:59] A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away... [13:59] time for our dose of twice monthly atheist fun [14:00] It's time! [14:00] geetings from Colorado! [14:00] Hey. should I be hearing stuff? [14:00] I hear nothing. [14:00] No stuff to be heard yet. [14:00] Like Helen Keller, I don't hear shit [14:00] or was that Ann Frank? [14:00] lol [14:00] and she really listened hard too [14:01] Maybe the soundcheck could be Matt rippin' a Freebird on Guitar Hero! [14:01] greetings from sunny southern California, specifically L.A. [14:01] please don't steal my wallet [14:01] Im going deaf. I convinced it was because I listened to my walkman at too high a volume on the bus on the way to school back in the late 80s early 90s, and now I have a constant ringing in my head. [14:01] It's kindof annoying. [14:01] * NiteBeast has joined #nonprophets [14:01] Juicy--was still reading about the Perry thing. Amazing how many people have posted. [14:02] You think maybe the rapture came and Matt got taken? [14:02] I heard phaser fire awhile back.... [14:02] Nate, yeah. I guess he endeared himself to a lot of people. [14:02] It must be X-Day - the saucers have taken them. Damn, I wish I'd spent that 30 dollars now... [14:03] Starting [14:03] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [14:03] currently 82 degrees. partly cloudy, chance of showers later today or tonight [14:03] They're up there on the pleasure saucers and we;re down here about to get fried with the rest of the pink boys. [14:03] what's 8s F in C? [14:03] 82 even. [14:03] are we there yet? [14:03] 27.778 [14:03] lol [14:03] As the Ferengi say... I need Prophet [14:04] NJ is faster on the draw than I am [14:04] yikes, nearly 28 C... [14:04] are we there yet? [14:04] I hear music. [14:04] That's hot. Especially if it's humid. [14:04] * NeutronJack used google: 82 f in c [14:04] So it's headed your way. [14:04] Sound! [14:04] Sweet! We're on! [14:04] :) [14:04] Yay! :-) [14:04] * juicy applauds [14:04] here we go [14:04] We need a mega-church style light show. [14:05] yes, oh FSM yes! [14:05] and lots of swooping camera effects. [14:05] And shoulder pads [14:05] 6I'm so excited. I'm going to start speaking in tounges! [14:05] And DONATIONS [14:05] lol [14:05] and closed homosexuals leading the congregation in anti-gay sermons and activism [14:05] 'closeted' I mean [14:06] is there a more reliable stream player than winamp ???? [14:06] try iTunes' [14:06] The stream works well from Itunes for me. [14:06] well the closet would be assumed to be closed [14:06] maybe foobar2000 does streams? It's a nice little light weight player [14:06] I thought Russell was dead, what happened? [14:07] my winamp keeps cutting out [14:07] positive atheism? Well. I am positive that I am an atheist [14:07] mmmmm happy hour... [14:07] mmmmm booze [14:08] teleogical argument? [14:08] Russell sounds overjoyed. [14:08] my winamp keeps cutting out [14:08] my winamp is chugging along just fine [14:08] use iTunes [14:09] * Targetta has joined #nonprophets [14:09] NiteBeast: make sure there aren't other apps choking your network... no torrents downloading in the background and sso on. [14:09] my winamp too, must be some combination on your computer [14:09] 'The Terrorist Win' fallacy? [14:09] WHEN I REALLY WANT A STEAM TO WORK IT FUCKS ME IN THE HEAD [14:09] VLC FTW [14:12] 6They should send copies to Guantanomo for torture! [14:12] VLC here as well :-) [14:12] They should relabel them to 'blank disk' and try and sell them that way [14:13] Got to keep clean. [14:13] yes, foobar200 works with the stream. Just paste the .pls link into the open dialog. It's a small download too - less then 2 meg. [14:13] *foobar2000 even yikes my fingers. [14:14] "Gawd didn't do shit for me!" [14:14] heh heh heh [14:14] During my last deployment some idiot sent everyone a copy of O'Reilly's 'Culture Warrior'. Pretty much nobody read it, but it did find great use as table props. [14:14] That reminds me of the joke about the bullet in the pocket stopping the bible. [14:14] use the pages for teepee [14:15] yaa yaa? [14:15] ah [14:16] hey off topic but did you guys know Perry Di Angeles from the Sceptics guide to the Universe passed away 19 August? [14:16] demon made me do it! [14:17] if gawd didn't make me, then the debbil did! [14:17] candello? [14:17] I'm sorry but I command the demons, it's not the other way around [14:17] oh, okay [14:17] he'd give me stuff? so the demon was male gender? how did he know? [14:18] what did it look like? what was it's skeletal weight? Was it carbon based life? What sort of DBA did it possess? [14:18] uh DNA [14:18] non-existence is no defense! [14:19] why did they have to put the B next to the N on the gawddamnned keyboard...? [14:19] Those nastards! [14:19] candello sounds like a silver cleaning product. [14:19] I'd trade my keyboard for one arranged alphabetically. [14:19] qwerty rules, you suck!!!!! [14:19] cadello? from the word ccandle meaning up his ass? [14:20] I took a typing class in junior high, and it was time well spent. [14:20] geeez, don;t light a match behind him [14:20] This is the 21st century--learn to type! [14:20] I have. But I still fuck it up [14:20] ooooh, pain medication? [14:20] LOSER! [14:20] I'm just waiting for better voice recognition software. Typing is the beta version of computing...just a matter of time. [14:20] * wxproof took a dump, ahhh thats better [14:20] Where was he sent, prison or an asylum? It should be the latter. [14:20] umhm [14:20] just testing [14:21] * wxproof is a god [14:21] * wxproof head explodes [14:21] * juicy doesn't believe you. Emotes are not divine. [14:21] he probably thought the judge would "be a good Xtian" and buy into his stupid defence [14:21] weird, back to you [14:21] yay sound effects [14:22] USE THE PHONE MATT. LETS CRANK CALL SOMEONE! [14:22] crank call Cheney [14:22] Call up Patty boy, ask for Hugandkiss, first name Amanda [14:22] So, how are those Halliburton stocks going. You must be a multi multi multi billionaire by now, you little prick [14:23] Is your heart running? No? Well if it was then I would have told you to go chase it. Sorry to bother you. [14:23] heh [14:24] is this Jesus picture a photo? [14:24] * NeutronJack votes for a picture of Ganesh. [14:24] yeah, hey, Dickie boy, Did they insert the wanker pacemaker 3000 into that decrepit demonic body of yours? [14:25] Picture of the FSM could be better [14:25] no, I'll take porn for 400 Alex [14:25] I cock shaped drinking fountain for children would have utility. [14:25] I rock at porn. "Who is Ron Jeremy?" [14:25] "This picture means nothing to us." "Fine, take it down." "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" [14:25] heh yeah [14:26] Is it just me, or does Jesus mean more to us atheist and he does to the Christians? [14:26] * ChristOnIce has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.6/2007072518]) [14:26] whow! he slid off the ice [14:26] Christ! [14:27] must've tripped on his own cross while doing a triple sowcow [14:27] Shermer has a bad habit of backing down from being in the face of the irrationals [14:28] Do most Christians even know who Richard Dawkins is? [14:28] That is why I am no longer a member of his skeptics group [14:28] or any other fluid [14:28] If you don't seek out is books the chance of catching him on C-SPAN is slim to nil [14:29] Schermer had a really, really bad day when he wrote that piece... [14:29] yeah, be nice so that we can tear you apart [14:29] because they do NOT intend to let you win [14:30] Has anyone seen the anti-religion youtube videos by Pat Condell? They're awesome. [14:30] burn in hell... The christain way of saying "Fuck you." [14:30] I for one would be happy to see Dawkins standing over a lifeless Pat Robertson holding his cold black heart up in the air, with blue paint on half his face, screaming 'FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' [14:30] polite my ass [14:30] lol [14:30] * Dave63 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:30] that raises an awesome image [14:31] someone should photoshop that one and post it [14:31] Someone with an artistic flair should try to draw it. [14:31] naw, just photoshop it [14:31] Any also Dennett impaling the pope on the stake. [14:31] lol [14:31] pope on a steak. I'm having that at a barbeque next weekend [14:31] "You and your 'realism'." [14:32] gotta remember to have the butcher remove the damn hat and stupid robes first [14:32] Get new PopeSteaks (tm). They're Juicy and 100& Holocaust complicit. [14:32] oops I mean %, not & [14:32] "Big" science? [14:32] lol [14:33] Popesteaks. Top of the cut on the cow, baby! [14:33] How dare you "exclude" barbershop quartet in chemistry class!? [14:33] MullahBurgers, PopeSteaks and Vicarfingers. All good holy foods. [14:33] yes! [14:33] Have you guys ever seen the 'Beefcakes of Physics' calendar? Those are some big scientist. [14:33] Bush Oysters for Jesus. [14:33] heh. [14:34] Jeebus testicles roasted on the grill [14:34] You folks should listen to Rudy Schwartz. [14:34] Definition: natural = all that exists. If god exists => he's natural. 'supernatural' doesn't exist [14:35] But homosexuals aren't natural according to the 'phobes... Maybe gays are supernatural? [14:35] "maybe the movie will????" [14:35] Ben Stein is a philosophical moron [14:36] He subtitutes a droll front for an intellectual [14:36] He's a really knowledgeable guy, as far as facts go. [14:36] He worte for Nixon for fuck;s sake [14:36] Intelligent, but evil. [14:36] Ben Stein: So, now we present the evidence for creationism, Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? [14:37] lol [14:37] Ferris is awol [14:37] Ferris is iron [14:37] so is his brother Ferric [14:38] lol [14:38] 500 comments [14:38] I love it [14:38] yeah, his server got slammed [14:38] And Jesus said to the Discovery Instutute: 'And you will deny me three times before the gavel drop' -Dover 15:7-8 [14:38] * Targetta has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [14:39] hey, guys. this is all very well and good but can we get ON WITH IT? [14:39] Stein doesn;t require 40 minutes [14:40] Gotta go, great show so far, rock on guys! [14:40] besides. Iwant to hear listener mail [14:40] I think his beef is with the tone, not the content. [14:40] * wxproof has left #nonprophets [14:40] with beef it is all content [14:40] If you're looking for that site, it's at http://www.expelledthemovie.com. --Russell [14:40] unlesss by tone you mean color, in ehich case that de[pends on the temperature of the BArbeque [14:40] Dawkins' new documentary "The enemies of reason", which you can find on google video, talks about astrology in the first ep. [14:41] And alternative med in the second ep. [14:41] hm. the faster I type the more mistakes I make, [14:41] you should type even faster, to outpace the mistakes! [14:42] ah, at the spped of light, my mistakes would recede into the distance and...... [14:42] Dennett is a lovely bearded man. I want to stoke his beard. [14:42] I bet he has cute little birds nesting in it. [14:42] * Targetta has joined #nonprophets [14:42] turn blue shifted [14:43] * rudeboy pulls out his mass spec analyzer [14:45] * juicy is a god [14:45] weird [14:45] * juicy cuddles you [14:45] * juicy squirts deodorant under each armpit [14:45] yikes [14:45] disarm her darwinian arguments [14:45] * juicy catches the last train [14:45] * juicy wants everyones attention [14:45] what the fuck do these so-called students think they really know? [14:45] * Nate_wi moo's like a mad cow [14:46] I'd say almost anything for 50000 dollars. [14:46] yeah, I'll tell off the teacher [14:46] * andyman1 has quit IRC (Client exited) [14:46] And when I had the 50000 I'd finally pay my 30 dollars to join the church of the subgenius. [14:46] LOL [14:46] praise BOB [14:46] Quit your job! Slack off! Praise BOB! [14:47] One can never get enough slack -- Billy Idol [14:47] * Targetta has left #nonprophets [14:47] missed his targetta [14:47] I had fun yesterday getting the AT&T text to speech demo saying sub-genius things in different boices. [14:47] *voices [14:47] "Bob" is a happy sound "Bob" makes the world go round" [14:49] fun-the-mental [14:49] time to say it! SAY IT! ASSHAT!! [14:49] Gawd is infinitely bigger as a GAs????!?!?" [14:50] So Gawd is an intergalactic Fart? [14:50] I KNOW THE TRUTH!!! [14:50] God is impotent. [14:51] They'll pay to know what they really think. [14:51] Gawd laacks male genitalia [14:51] right [14:51] how delightfully reactionar [14:51] y [14:51] creeping return key [14:51] NOOOOOOOO! [14:51] Wheew. I thought he was quitting ...ala Jeff. [14:52] I think we should ban spontaneous announcements. They make me nervious since the Jeff Bomb. [14:52] “I'm not psychotic, just very spiritual.” - Pastor N. Pizzor [14:52] Don't worry--none of them are smart enough to use IRC. [14:52] The problem with home schooling is that most home schoolers -- those that intend to teach -- usually have some kind of agenda -- good, bad or indifferent [14:53] please tell me to go fuck off [14:53] if you get that far, it has to be a good read [14:54] depends what you teach [14:54] teachnf kids to act like jerks seems easy enough. [14:54] oh, that's natural for kids [14:54] Making door knobs is a nobble profession. [14:55] nobbly? [14:55] heheh [14:55] Is a knob something to a door? [14:55] Do Americans not say door-knob? [14:55] sure [14:56] far out. [14:56] We don't generally hyphenate it. [14:56] I am a hyphon abuser. [14:56] And a spelling abuser [14:56] Hyphon--greek god of punctuation. [14:56] Well, I never asked a knob if it prefers the hyphenate in his own name but... [14:56] and a grammar abuser. [14:57] Well, it might be fun to abuse Kelsey Grammar [14:57] but he's already rich enough so it wouldn't be any fun at all [14:57] Q: What was the name of that lock? A: I don't know, but I think it was double barrelled. [14:57] Wow, I'm a jokesmith. [14:58] * NeutronJack doesn't get it. [14:58] * juicy has quit IRC (juicy) [14:58] SHe was named Goldilocks because her hair look like canals [14:58] * juicy has joined #nonprophets [14:58] welcome back [14:58] oops. [14:59] thanks [14:59] Did I miss someone explaining the joke? [14:59] er [14:59] no [14:59] locks have barrels. Barrel locks do anyway. [14:59] And names can be double barrelled. It's a sort of pun you see. [14:59] yes. [14:59] How can a name be double barrelled? [14:59] She was named Goldilocks because her hair look like canals [15:00] like Smithe-Jones. [15:00] that was my contribution [15:00] canals full of piss. [15:00] I suppose that you could call that double barrelled, but not in my dialect. [15:00] hence the golden part. [15:00] heh [15:00] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-barrelled_name [15:01] Never heard the term. [15:02] far out [15:02] I just fed the fish, and now my fingers smell [15:03] I just cleaned my pet snake's cage. He musked me [15:04] Is that what they're calling it these days? ;) [15:04] but he's now happily hiding in his hut and waiting to finish his shed [15:04] you're only making it harder on yourself. [15:04] so to speak [15:04] there are so many things wrong with that last sentence [15:04] ahem [15:05] You may see him here: http://snakemasterproductions.com/tale_of_two_snakes.html [15:06] There's a link I wouldn't click from work. [15:06] scroll to the bottom. You can meet cage climber [15:06] He's grown bigger since last October [15:07] Raised from eggs? nice [15:07] * blat has joined #nonprophets [15:07] Yeah, that was fun. [15:07] did you ever eat a snake egg? [15:07] I watched Moe hatch [15:07] Nope [15:08] Evere tempted? [15:08] about the same size as a small chicken egg though [15:08] Nope [15:08] It's not exactly something they market here [15:08] I want to eat a snake egg. Are they edible? [15:08] Not sure. I suppose they are. Never realy thought about it [15:08] DId you ever eat snake? I never did. [15:09] Is that a metaphor? [15:09] I understand that rattlesnake meat is like chicken [15:09] Either literally or figuratively. [15:09] Several places in Arizona serve that [15:09] * NeutronJack has happy to be a vegetarian. None of this "eat this if you're a real man nonsense." [15:09] or metaphorically [15:09] <--Vegetarian too. [15:09] Eat what you want. Has nothing to do with being a real man. Just a choice [15:09] I don't eat mammals or foul. Fish, veg & dairy for me. [15:09] I eat vegetarians. [15:09] * NeutronJack waves at AiW. [15:10] LOL [15:10] vegetarian sushi [15:10] sushi, mmmm [15:10] There's a nice sushi place near me which does good vegi stuff. [15:11] and, a student would only do that test if he was planning to go to college [15:11] I could eat sushi every day. COurse, I'd probably look like a sumo wrestler [15:11] Is Sumo Japanese? [15:11] irc://irc.wikkedwire.com:6667/nonprophets [15:12] oops [15:12] lol [15:12] * NiteBeast has quit IRC [15:14] Guys, you have 15 minutes to do all your listener mail [15:14] Finally, the A/C came on [15:15] It's looking nasty outside now. Lots of clouds and vertical mixing going on. Be nice to get a thunderstorm later toady [15:15] today [15:15] Yes, it's another episode of "Home Schooling Sucks". [15:15] Guys, you have 14 minutes to do all your listener mail [15:16] Guys, you have 13 minutes to do all your listener mail [15:16] ah, I startled them awake [15:16] And yet, it had no effect! :-( [15:17] "it is okay to beat your kid to prevent oversight" [15:17] Hooray! [15:17] Robertson: Book 1 chapter 2 [15:18] three sentences in the chat room constitutes harassment? huh. [15:18] a happy letter [15:18] Muslims here [UK] are on the march. [15:18] Scary [15:19] what are they on April? [15:19] * rudeboy looks at the joke stack pondering wher that one should go [15:19] Here's a nice peice by Pat Condell about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI5WoXpmPiM [15:20] huh? [15:21] *piece [15:22] * juicy is a total cuckoo [15:22] * juicy gongs you [15:22] far out. [15:24] * blat has left #nonprophets [15:24] blat went splat [15:24] * blat has joined #nonprophets [15:25] AT 1250 PM SMALL THUNDERSTORMS WERE 5 MILES EAST OF BIG BEAR [15:25] LAKE...AND 5 MILES SOUTHEAST OF IDYLLWILD...MOVING NORTHEAST AT [15:25] ABOUT 5 MPH. THE THUNDERSTORMS WILL INCREASE IN INTENSITY AND [15:25] COVERAGE DURING THE NEXT SEVERAL HOURS. [15:25] wow. our weather finally becomes interesting after how many months? [15:27] This moisture plume from our subtropical south is remnants of Hurricane Dean [15:27] How come they never read my letters. I think I'm interesting. And damn it, people like me. [15:27] yeah, really [15:27] Damn it. I'm funny. Fucking read my jokes [15:27]