Session Start: Sat Aug 11 12:46:50 2007 Session Ident: #nonprophets [12:46] * Now talking in #nonprophets [12:46] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, August 11th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [12:46] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Jul 28 16:06:34 [12:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [12:47] * TheBikeCourier has left #nonprophets [12:55] * Antix has joined #nonprophets [12:55] testing testing [12:56] hello hello [12:58] * Antix is now known as JeffDee [13:10] Yup, it's working...but I'm mostly AFK. One thing about using the phone is that we need to run headphones out (at least until I can setup a monitor and adjust levels. So there's a bit of extra work [13:16] * TheBikeCourier has joined #nonprophets [13:17] * norther has joined #nonprophets [13:24] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:25] Hm. Another august event [13:26] august of wind just blew into my window [13:26] boo hiss ? [13:26] august ta find money in my wallet [13:26] augusta maine? [13:26] boy do these hurt [13:27] heh heh heh heh heh [13:29] crap, gotta check the laundry. I really need a maid [13:39] dryer's running. and I have an Alaskan Amber to chug. I am ready for today's show. [13:40] in 20 minutes ? [13:40] Yes, in about 20 minutes [13:40] Yes. [13:40] Picking music and stuff right now [13:41] picking my nose.... oh, never mind [13:41] gotcha, from europe, timezone can be confusing [13:44] * biff_m has joined #nonprophets [13:44] * biff_m is now known as bugsoup [13:44] That's the number three special at Grandview Palace. Good Chinese food [13:44] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [13:44] is that THE jeff dee [13:45] is there any other kind? [13:45] making a special appearance [13:45] do a DNA test. We must be certain [13:46] Yes, there are other kinds of Jeff Dees. But this isn't one of them. [13:46] ooooookay [13:46] jeff has multiple personalities [13:46] speaking of exploding brains.... [13:46] ? [13:47] Back when I lived in Grand Rapids Michigan, I once got a call from some other Jeff Dee's angry girlfriend. [13:47] I watched the pilot episode of "Flash Gordon" last night [13:47] did you ask her out [13:47] just to have the story [13:47] Indeed I did. But then she didn't show up. [13:47] nice [13:48] btw, hello everyone [13:48] * GMP has joined #nonprophets [13:48] A friend of mine married a girl from the Czech Republic, who contacted him because yearsw earlier she'd been a foreign exchange student, and met another guy with the same name as him. [13:48] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [13:48] And she is like, totally hot. [13:49] anyone hear possummama on the eight hour lunch? [13:49] eh? [13:50] back in high school (around the time of the joey budafuco scandal) i dated a girl named amy fischer [13:50] dude [13:50] did you wear concrete boxers for the date? [13:51] hehe, no we were actually pretty serious for a long time [13:51] Hey, are any of you folks in Britain? [13:52] Hey :) [13:52] is there a news that requires you to attempt an accent [13:52] No, I wanted to ask about Dawkins' new tv show. [13:53] a series? or special? [13:54] It's called "The Enemies of Reason". He goes after psychics and tarot card readers and other examples of that type of scum this time. [13:54] ah, nice [13:55] which is a subject near and dear to my dried up little prune of a heart [13:55] * Patch has joined #nonprophets [13:56] i will keep an eye out for the torrent, as that's probably the only way i'll be able to see it [13:57] It airs in two days [13:57] oh excellent [13:57] * Targetta has joined #nonprophets [13:57] my socks take two days to air too. [13:58] for obvious reasons [13:58] Torrents of Dawkins are really easy to find, so ethics aside it shouldnt be hard to see [13:58] Starting in about 2 minutes or so [13:59] hearing music... [13:59] ah [13:59] slip cueing while on the air is prohibited [13:59] Eh. I always go out and buy the DVDs when I can, anyway. I'm like a crazy old lady who collects everything with owls on it. Except with me, it's rationalists. [14:00] Does the BBC release DVDs stateside often? [14:00] jeff, do you have pictures of rationalists on your walls [14:00] Will you, one day. Start collecting the rainoalists them selfs and then shrink wrapping them like action figures? [14:00] * wwfsmd has joined #nonprophets [14:00] usually one can order BBC stuff through the BBC America site [14:00] richard dawkins with a kung fu grip [14:01] heh [14:01] rock 'em sock 'em athiests [14:01] Ha! [14:01] I'd buy that. [14:01] crank up the Wurlitzer guys [14:01] Nope. It's all in the vault. [14:02] not hearing anything ;( media player clasic eating a 5K stream though [14:02] * wxproof has joined #nonprophets [14:02] test test one two three [14:02] um hm [14:02] * BPG has joined #nonprophets [14:03] here we go [14:03] Yes! [14:03] sound !!! [14:03] Get the popcorn. [14:03] get the booze [14:03] No, I mean... it's "Yes". [14:03] i got cheez-its [14:04] I should buy a lottery ticket, first chatroom login and audio stream, both works [14:04] Is that the real Jeff Dee? I thought he was dead. [14:04] he's incognito [14:04] I got better. [14:04] nice [14:04] bring out your dead [14:04] he's not dead I saw him working inmy McDonalds in Wellington [14:04] [14:04] I saw him in a taco [14:04] 4test [14:05] thats wierd i saw hime at graceland [14:05] atheists have a happy hour? not according to robertson [14:05] You're all wrong. I saw an image of him in my tortilla. [14:05] 24 happy hours a day is my goal, including sundays [14:05] hail Jeff - it must be a sign [14:05] sinner [14:05] That was probably one of those other Jeff Dees. [14:05] No, you are all deluded. He was facing me on my plate of zarapes [14:06] * Kazim has joined #nonprophets [14:06] Russell! [14:06] mea culpa, you a culpa, wouldn't you like to be a culpa too? [14:06] Hiya [14:06] how many atheist are on this ship anyway? [14:06] * AZAtheist has joined #nonprophets [14:07] Wait. Theres a ship? [14:07] Siggraph? I'm jealous. [14:07] I knew it, I'm surrounded by atheist! [14:07] * TheBikeCourier has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:07] My roommate was there too [14:07] oops. forgot his bike [14:07] HEY! YOUR FORGOT YOUR BIKE [14:07] Must work for currier and Ives/// heh heh heh [14:07] Is his friend Chuck Noris? [14:08] * duckdog has joined #nonprophets [14:08] hm. a genetic combo plate [14:08] meh, I've flown out of countries while being shot at [14:08] Yes... but it's one of those other Chuck Norisses. [14:08] I've taken shots in other countries [14:08] shots of booze... heh heh heh [14:09] hi folks [14:09] Ello duckdog. [14:09] hello [14:09] hey duck [14:09] I've never eaten a duckdog before. Do you taste good? [14:09] how is it with Hollandaise? [14:09] ?me is sure he misspelled that one [14:10] heh [14:10] everything tatse good with hollandaise [14:10] '2' [14:11] how convenient [14:11] duckdog would taste best with a side of bugsoup [14:12] and a nice glass of ChristOnIce [14:12] What about a crocoduck? [14:12] heh. i prefer eggdrop but whatever [14:12] Sanitary. [14:12] napkin [14:12] I prefer food not prepared by Kirk Cameroon [14:12] lol [14:12] Do they disinfect the stone after every kiss, I hope? [14:12] No need. god cleans it for them. [14:13] Palm Sunday. [14:13] * TheBikeCourier has joined #nonprophets [14:13] good old christian art of bribing [14:13] harvesting the wallet [14:13] faith is worth $1000? Good to know. [14:13] I love it [14:14] seeds anyone? [14:14] the cheapie tourists get the crap [14:14] they get conterfeit salvation from Hong Kong [14:14] the rich ones get the rewards, oh yeah. class structure will out [14:14] Anyone know if there's a recordering of Matt's talk on hell? [14:15] There is [14:15] I'd like to get it too, [14:15] recordering. Man my spelling is going down the can today. [14:15] its not the real jeff dee [14:15] double billed with Buffy the Vampire slayer's Hellmouth talk on hell ..... [14:15] he lives! [14:15] * crucifinch has joined #nonprophets [14:15] or maybe that's what they want us to think [14:17] yay he's back - my petition worked [14:17] Anyone know where I can download that lecture on Hell? I see it listed on the ACA website but no download link. [14:17] the phone, the great insulator [14:17] Its not up yet [14:17] Ahh, okay. [14:18] I have it downstairs actually. The guy who does the DVDs is on vacation [14:18] Has "enemies of reason" aired already? [14:18] I think it starts on the 13th [14:18] So, um, when can we expect to see Dawkins on the AE or NP? [14:18] that would be cool [14:19] kewl. I usually get UK documentaries from uknova.com - they'll be posted there right away [14:20] Hes the living dead most likely. [14:20] its not on uknova's recording schedule, but i may request it [14:21] wait a second!!! Do you all realize Jeff Dee could in fact be dead, and the new phone hookup is acting like a psyhic? [14:21] twilight zone [14:21] impossible, his horoscope said nothing of the sort [14:21] a shysic? [14:21] my palm says otherwise [14:22] I don't believe in any of that crap [14:22] my palm pilot says my altitude is too low [14:22] cancerians are like that [14:22] Gemini bitch! [14:24] radio check, is everyone still there? [14:25] i am [14:25] I can only speak for myself [14:25] * rudeboy checks himself [14:25] yeah, I'm still here [14:25] It was getting kinda quiet, I just wanted to make sure the rapture didn't just happen [14:25] and in my subjective worldview, i am in fact the only one in existence [14:25] The rupture was in my spleen [14:26] Whoa?!?!? [14:26] Woa crap [14:26] Borers has an atheist section?? [14:26] Borders [14:26] jeeeez. my key popped off/! lol [14:27] Makes sense with all the best sellers recently [14:27] wow, atheism is truly trendy enough to get "genrized" now. [14:27] Christians have a ide the atheist bestseller game? [14:27] hide [14:28] I wish xians wouldn't vandalize their opponents' section! [14:28] I prefer the atheist books spread throughout the religion section... [14:28] it's funnier that way [14:28] that way the religious can't just avoid the whole shelf [14:28] Happy Birthday to Richard G. Ingersoll - who would be 174 if he had not dies in 1899 [14:29] Ingersoll's birthday today? [14:29] yep [14:29] wow [14:29] wow [14:29] He wouldn't have died if it wasn't for the fall of man [14:29] damn [14:29] oer the winter of trolls [14:29] or the spring od rabbits [14:30] or the summer of DRUGS! [14:30] Anyone see what a Target employe did to Christopher Hitchens' book? http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/godisgreat.jpg [14:30] LOL [14:30] very nice [14:30] * BPG has quit IRC (BPG) [14:30] He might get more sales that way [14:30] Lol. [14:30] "This looks like a good book.... crap!" [14:31] * BPG has joined #nonprophets [14:31] my parents read the bible and yet they are still xians [14:32] that looks like "god is TARGET" [14:32] it's a good thing that godlovers don't think, that sticker will decieve alot of xtians into actually buying it [14:32] They will think Satan put it there [14:33] "god is Targetta" [14:33] Which one of the guys once said that Hitchens is a "windbag" or something to that effect? [14:33] I'm curious if that's still their opinion and why [14:34] * wwfsmd has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.6/2007073113]) [14:34] Well, a greater % of atheists can read than the % of xtians [14:34] although there are far fewer atheists -_- [14:35] * Tat has joined #nonprophets [14:35] audio is good for the stream [14:35] Harry is wearing a burkha - looks mighty fine [14:36] * grrrrraeme has joined #nonprophets [14:36] record a rant and send it to the show [14:36] Anyone else here about this story? http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA081007.bootcamp.EN.1ec055f1.html [14:36] Okay: Matt's home phone number is (512) XXX-XXXX [14:36] * Alex_Mabee has joined #nonprophets [14:36] * Alex_Mabee is now known as Alex [14:36] sounds good here [14:36] Nonprophets should prank call churches with the new phone hookup [14:36] Audio sounds pretty good. I'm hoping the podcast file size is cut down now though [14:36] * NiteBeast has joined #nonprophets [14:36] are they on now? [14:37] Bit of an echo at the start of the call, but got better going into it. [14:37] isn't that what the swedish chef say, "burkha burkha burkha" [14:37] i dont have the software installed to listen [14:37] yes [14:37] I got to go now folks, have fun listening to the rest of the show! [14:37] * Alex is now known as EebamXela [14:37] Later Jeff. [14:37] bye jeff [14:37] yeah, better have some riots in Sweden now eh? [14:37] Safe travels. [14:37] bye bye [14:38] alex, download itunes. it's free [14:38] bye Jeff - nice to hear you on the show [14:38] bye Jeff [14:38] thanks everyone [14:38] or if you have winamp, launch the pls url in that [14:38] I was rolling when he said that. [14:38] John Stewart doesen't talk to the dead?! [14:38] okay... now how do you shut this thing off? [14:38] * JeffDee has quit IRC [14:38] We don't have that rule today. When your brother's wife dies you're not forced to knock her up. [14:38] the big x in the top right corner [14:39] does itunes support live listennig? [14:39] yes [14:39] im listening to it right now so yes [14:39] I'm using it now [14:39] Don't know. But I know quicktime does. [14:39] both do [14:39] but you need faith [14:39] Well there you go then. [14:40] Faith is here? Faith! Faith! Bring me a beer! [14:40] winamp work as well [14:40] got it [14:40] Oh those silly fundies! [14:41] Prayer warriors... [14:41] Heh. [14:41] can't stop it... that's christian persecution [14:41] I AM A PRAYER WARRIOR! [14:41] you guys remember god warrior.... the bitch from trading spouses? [14:41] Yeah. [14:42] yep [14:42] That was nutty. [14:42] good times [14:42] lunatic bitch from hell [14:42] lol, she had a bobble head made right? [14:42] Power trumps reason!!!!! [14:42] I never could watch the full clip of her screaming when she got home. [14:42] it was some random person [14:42] someone should have made one [14:42] sold it for a couple thousand i thing [14:42] k* [14:42] Money trumps peace -- G. W. Bush [14:42] SHE"S NOT A CHIRSTIAAAANNN!! [14:43] Heh. [14:43] AHAHAGAHAGAHAGAGG! [14:43] I wouldn't want that ugly thing on my dashboard is all I say [14:43] Scary. [14:43] his actions are illegal under the ucmj [14:43] Conservative Christians can ignore the ucmj. [14:43] and I believe he's in violation of the UCMJ [14:43] God doesn't follow human law [14:43] the guy made it with a little audio playback thing in it with her quotes [14:43] Some nutty guy showed up at Yearly Kos in uniform. [14:43] gawd gives them his orders which override anything else... [14:43] * rizen has joined #nonprophets [14:44] they need to have some MPs there to protect them from that Major [14:44] really? [14:44] Starting asking questions about how great the troop surge is working. [14:44] who's who here on the ironchariots forum? [14:44] When the major on stage said, you can't ask that in uniform. [14:44] bugsoup's here [14:44] Haven't joined ItronChariots yet. [14:44] Got down and took him outside to talk. [14:44] crucifinch is here [14:44] Man I can't type today. [14:44] The conservative folks said they were trying to stop free speech. [14:45] lol @ the antiatheism commercial [14:45] i have "chocolate rain" stuck in my head [14:45] Hide the gullitines [14:45] ! [14:45] is that commercial on youtube? I don't get your TV channels [14:45] Anyone else just lose audio? [14:46] Yeah, the commercial is youtube, I think. [14:46] no Patch [14:46] no i have audio [14:46] it's on youtube [14:46] maybe it got taken down though [14:46] link? [14:46] in my experience, most people who can't win an argument will then resort to force if they have any power [14:46] The one with This is Richard, he likes books or whatever? [14:47] im looking for the youtube link [14:47] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGkg7mGVDc&eurl= [14:47] That one? [14:47] THanks - Ill catch it after the 'cast [14:47] Have you all seen the Monty Python "Parrot Sketch" dubbed over Dawkin's interview with Ted Haggard? [14:48] It's hilarious [14:48] Heh. [14:48] That is great. [14:48] would an army major be considered militant ;-) [14:48] wow talking about taking dawkin's quote out of context [14:48] you guys talking about the Christian Embassy thing? [14:48] The reading is bad. [14:49] REally bad. [14:49] Dawkins has a new show starting this week in the UK on Alternative medicines - looking forward to him giving homeopathy a kicking [14:49] Though, he's absolutely right though. [14:49] atheism = communism = naziism = hatred = death [14:49] You forgot evolution. [14:49] =evolution [14:49] atheism = monkey [14:49] yeah, we're all "evolutionist" too, aren't we [14:49] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVI3QcCu8t0&mode=related&search= Dawkins on Mormonism. Talk about a great view. [14:49] =shit on a stick [14:49] Evolution = atheism = communism = naziism = hatred = death [14:49] number five on the menu [14:50] did anyone order a book of mormon like matt did? [14:50] They are so rich. [14:50] i don't want mormon cooties [14:50] i did 4 months ago never came with it [14:50] Really, you'll never drive them out of business. [14:50] I haven't yet. But I'm planning to. Just haven't had the time. [14:50] how do i order one do they send to canda? [14:50] I'm sure they would. [14:50] They have many billions of dollars. [14:50] mormon.org i think [14:50] yes they do send to canada [14:50] they'll come to you on the Moon if you want [14:51] missionaries are supposed to deliever it [14:51] they can afford it [14:51] Well, they did come from another planet. So, I'm sure they could get to the moon. [14:51] hey thats a plan to spend thier money lol [14:51] look up the address for a local mosque and have one sent there [14:51] nice [14:51] it's impossible to spend all their money [14:51] what % would you say practice polygammy? [14:51] just convince them that there are people on mars to convert [14:52] there are people in Iraq to convert [14:52] less than 1% [14:52] Pretty low, though they are there. [14:52] is that reported ploygamists? [14:52] Ha. Anyone remember the South Park episode where the christians send a spaceship out to convert aliens? [14:52] or total [14:52] Patch - did that planet have cylons by any chance? [14:52] starvin marvin in space [14:52] Marclars. [14:52] haha ya [14:53] cyl;on cylon harvest moon... [14:53] those fucking marclars [14:53] Here duck. You tell me. http://youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo [14:53] In the scientology episode they had marclars there. [14:53] that one was on last night [14:53] In the brainwash machine. [14:53] THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE [14:53] "Tom, come out of the closet" [14:53] I'm not in the closet [14:54] but i'm not... i'm not in here [14:54] Tom, you are. Come out of the closet [14:54] yes you are tom [14:54] What was the episode where Chef came back? Super Action Friends or something? [14:54] I have an evil monkey in my closet [14:54] "chef returns" [14:54] Yeah. [14:55] http://www.tv-links.co.uk/listings/2/157 [14:55] season 10 [14:55] glorious website [14:55] its a gawd send [14:55] if you believe you can be shot in the head and live, you should be betting on russian roulette [14:55] its binary!!! [14:55] its there or it isnt [14:56] I love it when people decide something about God. That's always classic. [14:56] its like Queen Mab from "Merlin"..... just forget it and it will go away [14:56]