Session Start: Sat Jun 16 13:22:56 2007 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:22] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:22] * Topic is 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information!' [13:22] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Jun 02 12:18:07 [13:22] assuming they didn't get collective flat tires [13:22] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:23] ah [13:23] my spelling sucks but I speak it better...as do every swed under 60. Take any body on the streat and start lalking english and they understand u. visiting sweden will be easy for you [13:23] about friggin time [13:23] yeah, well that'll make it easier. I'm kinda poor at learning languages [13:23] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:23] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [13:23] i lol [13:24] except english, which I still stumble through from time-to-time [13:27] experiencing some technical difficulties...please stand by [13:27] hehe...we are like little americans, the same music and TV...but without the christians and the war stuff. [13:27] then you did it right. [13:27] maybe I'll just move there and find work ... yeah, right [13:27] haha [13:27] * ChristOnIce has quit IRC (ChristOnIce) [13:27] must've slipped on the ice, oh, christ! [13:27] testical difficulties? [13:28] heh. Just watched "Who Killed the Electric Car" yesterday. Now I want to convert my mini-van [13:28] probably a bad idea, but gas is so expensive now [13:29] hehehe testical! maybe its the mormon underwaer will help [13:29] unless it gets stuck in the old butt crack [13:29] ouch [13:30] AFK for a bit...but you should be able to connect and listen to Gypsy Kings now... if you have any problems, leave a message. [13:30] then it's, "Hey, JEff! There's a letter in your mailbox!" [13:30] yep, stream is up and running [13:30] works for me [13:30] working here [13:31] now I'm wanting tequila and chips [13:31] although i seem to have tuned into radio mexico [13:31] heh [13:31] where's my sombrero? [13:31] over there -> [13:31] * rudeboy does the mexican hat dance [13:31] isn't that a euphamism? [13:31] Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi Yi! [13:31] fnord [13:32] is it taco time? [13:32] okay, then... [13:32] * rudeboy does the asshat dance [13:32] nowadays i believe it's de rigeur to say "is it can be taxo tiem" [13:32] taco* [13:32] I have the soft tortillia bread [13:32] sweet [13:33] damn it, no beer again this week [13:34] I really need to stock up [13:34] oh yes, booze [13:34] can't NP without booze [13:34] right [13:34] * nullifidian is now all set [13:34] I could probably cobble together a homemade margarita [13:35] is that wise? [13:35] The Jarabe tapatĂ­o, known in the United States as the Mexican Hat Dance, created in 1734, is the title of the musical piece and the dance that accompanies it, which is accorded the title of the "national dance of Mexico". [13:35] I thought u just made it up...hat dance [13:35] no [13:35] I've lived too long in the American southwest to make that one up [13:36] * scarlett75 has joined #nonprophets [13:36] I think I have some cactus in my DNA [13:36] i've seen Once Upon A Time In Mexico, they get up to some seriously weird shit down there [13:36] lo scarlett [13:36] lol -- hey, I cracked a funny! [13:36] hello all [13:36] My europian ignorence of mexico is realy showing [13:36] hi, scarlett [13:36] as is mine [13:37] i didn't even know about the 5th may thing [13:37] {{{{{{{{{{Scarlett75}}}}}}}}}}}}} [13:37] Mexico is Spain with some conquistadors thrown in and a lot of native tribes [13:37] it's a thing, right? [13:37] oh, and blue agave [13:37] {{{{{{{NonProphets}}}}}}}}}}} [13:37] the plant that tequila is made from [13:38] and boy would I love to have a agave farm now. with the cost of tequila constantly going up [13:38] You forgot the abject poverty and constant class warfare, rudeboy. LOL [13:38] oh, sorry -- figured that was redundant [13:38] lol [13:38] well, in comparrison to Spain [13:38] I get the impression that Spain has made it out of the third world list [13:38] California history is a favorite hobby of mine [13:38] Spain is doing really well today [13:39] Now that they've kick down the fascists [13:39] Hopefully, they can keep that trend going [13:39] Yeah, Spain is definitely on the up trend [13:40] spain is realy kicking these days, since they join the europan union the economy as got stronger [13:40] Have you visited the missions in Cali? I grew up going to Church in one [13:40] Especially in the wine and food area [13:40] catholicism in spain is seriously on the wan [13:40] which is nice [13:40] their influence is almost as strong as France these days [13:40] yeah, the church has lost a lot of influence [13:40] at least on the government [13:41] they're pretty secular now, same-sex marriage i heard [13:41] whereas, we seem to have dipped into that sewer thanks to busshie and the mafia days gang [13:41] Well, Spain essentially devested the Chumash Indians of their land, their culture, and children, by putting missions up and down California. [13:41] Spain and the Catholic Church, that is [13:41] i always used to get the spanish and the italians confused [13:41] not just the chumash too. Pretty much all of the tribes [13:41] now i can tell them apart [13:41] right [13:42] italians have two eyebrows [13:42] ;-) [13:42] Diseases that the white settlers brought with them killed more of the first nation tribes off than guns or the lash [13:42] oh definitely [13:42] LOL- this song always cracks me [13:42] up [13:42] were they not more portuguese though? [13:43] mostly spanish soldiers and friars [13:43] Father Junipero Serra was definitely Spanish [13:43] though they intermarried [13:43] as was Garces [13:43] my lack of knowledge of south american history and culture could fill several libraries [13:44] many of the settlers were brought to california as ex-prisoners and just families promised land and tools [13:44] don't feel bad null, the only reason I know is because it was beaten into my head by penguins with rulers [13:44] large emperor penguins,. no doubt [13:44] and yardsticks [13:44] those bastards [13:44] heh [13:44] lol - well, I'm thinking of fourth grade, in particular, so I'm sure the rulers looked like yardsticks, but they were probably just rulers [13:44] we keep ours in zoos [13:44] :-) [13:45] and feed tham smelly fish [13:45] lol- null [13:45] nunneries i think they're called [13:45] convents [13:45] none such [13:45] or nun such [13:45] hehe [13:46] if this music keeps up, I'm going to break out in a few bars of Volare'! [13:46] Ok, Denis is here...we're getting set up, picking the music, etc. We'll probably start on time! [13:46] i know two phrases in spanish, and one of those is now obsolete because of the ¤ [13:46] or a few bars of chocolate [13:46] lol [13:46] What you're listening to isn't spanish - and I think Volare just played...if not, it will soon [13:46] oh [13:46] well, I'll fart the song [13:46] *shrug* [13:46] (pop culture reference) [13:47] The language is 'Guitana' and it's a gypsy language that is a mix of a bunch of languages (but quite a bit of spanish/latin influence) ;) [13:47] * nullifidian tries to push the ignorance back into the box [13:47] Quick, someoone guess the film in whcih an actor farted Volare [13:47] the last song is actually in the movie "Father of the Bride" [13:47] Hint, 1980s [13:47] the wedding singer does the English version [13:47] I have no clue, rude [13:48] i try to block out the 80s. all i have left to lose is duran duran and leg warmers [13:48] Hollywood Knights [13:48] Okay, maybe that was a little obscure [13:48] ... [13:48] lol [13:48] null - don't feel bad. I think there's some ripped sweatshirts and headbands in my trunk [13:48] it was actually a very funny B movie [13:49] i have no recollection of those [13:49] the memory wiping is working a treat, it seems [13:49] Oh come on... you never tried to do the Flashdance work-out scene? [13:49] hm. your hard drive got fuzzy, did it? [13:49] lol [13:49] most definitely [13:49] NOT [13:49] :P [13:49] haha [13:49] speaking of flashdance, I have the exercise tape of the girl who doubled the actress in the film [13:50] Yay! I hear music :-) [13:50] actually, i don't think i've ever seen a film with the word "dance" in it [13:50] how did you come by that tape [13:50] cool [13:50] on purpose [13:50] Null - start small. [13:50] :) [13:50] Yeah, just by chance I bought a whole pile of betamax tapes used one weekend. this one was in it [13:50] White Nights is good. [13:51] about halfway down this page http://snakemasterproductions.com/beta_4_sale_pg3.html [13:51] i meant with "dance in the title" [13:51] Then you can move up to chick flicks like "Save the Last Dance" and "Flashdance" [13:51] It's called Freedance [13:51] argh! [13:51] lol [13:51] It's MATT! [13:51] *swoon* [13:51] lol [13:51] the original flashdancer, the REAL one was uncredited. Her name was Marine Jahan [13:51] LOL [13:51] double cool find when its betamax!! havent seen that since 1984 [13:51] Marine Jahan! [13:51] That's right [13:52] I'm selling all of my Betamax tapes [13:52] anyone interested? they're a buck a piece [13:52] you're looking at my sale site [13:52] i think i'm understanding something in the region of about 60% of the words currently in use today [13:52] betamax - *snort* Remember when that system was THOUSANDS of dollars [13:52] if you clicked the above link [13:53] think it was better then VHS, but it didnt have the right companys backing it up [13:53] I think she was French [13:53] she does have this slight accent [13:53] well, beta was better [13:53] technically, yes [13:53] but it was too short and didn't have enough backing [13:53] * biff_m has joined #nonprophets [13:54] * biff_m is now known as bugsop [13:54] but the sale point on vhs was they could fit 2 complete football games on one tape [13:54] trouble was, the color was muddy [13:54] aah [13:54] see, that's one big damn tape! [13:54] Beta looked great even when at slower speeds [13:54] but that's all in the past [13:55] yeah, now it's bluray and the other one [13:55] Someday,..our kids will be trying to sell DVDs on the bay [13:55] now I'm copying everything I want to keep onto DVD and sending this stuff off to anyone who wants it [13:55] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [13:55] lo Aerik [13:55] hi aerik [13:55] Im waiting at the sideline for the blueray hd-dvd war to end.. [13:55] and bugsop [13:55] so if anyone here wants to buy lots of stuff, click my site [13:55] holy shit. I connected! [13:56] http://www.snakemasterproductions.com/chunksale.html [13:56] my fucking card let me connect to wikkedwire for once today [13:56] is it just me, or has the feed gone quiet? [13:56] holy shit you got streaming internet [13:56] the feed is silent [13:56] no sound [13:56] at this moment [13:56] righto, ta [13:56] I may have to bug out a bit early today... we have a photographer coming over to photograph the possums [13:56] but the stram is up [13:56] Hey scarlett [13:56] :) [13:56] XD [13:56] yeah, I may have to leave early too [13:56] video party starts about 1 PM here [13:56] this Wednesday is my 22nd birthday [13:56] congrats [13:56] Happy Birthday [13:56] I remember 22 [13:56] ty ty [13:57] about 22 years ago [13:57] or more [13:57] 22... ahhhh [13:57] 33 years ago [13:57] oops, showin my age now [13:57] I was just going to say, I didn't know you were 55 [13:57] I am [13:57] somehow, I managed to make it to 55 [13:57] will you take me to lunch so we can get the discount? [13:57] though everyone tells me I don;t look it [13:57] my dad turned 55 this year [13:57] ;) [13:57] LOL [13:58] Yeah, that's the funny part, I keep forgetting to ask for the senior discount [13:58] lol [13:58] I just don;t think of myself as a "senior" [13:58] my mom was ticked when they offered it to her once [13:58] heh [13:58] haha maybe you should because my dad is a grandpa [13:58] Now I try to ask for it every time [13:58] * bugsop is now known as bugsoup [13:58] she was like, "I'm not a senior citizen!" and I said, "Mom. You're pushing 60." [13:59] lol [13:59] I'm pulling 60 [13:59] I say take advantage of the 10% or whatever. [13:59] yes [13:59] At taco bell, that's about 50 cents per order [13:59] :) [13:59] 8) [13:59] high class dining, I see, Rude [13:59] only the best for me [13:59] Um, correct that we're not hearing anything? [14:00] yes Konradius [14:00] YES [14:00] * captainslim has joined #nonprophets [14:00] I have prime rib and sushi tastes on a cheap beer budget [14:00] later today I'm eating at Ghengis Khan mongolian barbecue for my birthday [14:00] Ok, thanks :-) [14:00] ops..capslock [14:00] I am going to lobby for the next show starting with Matt playing us a Guitar Hero number [14:00] ah Mongolian Barbeque is great! [14:00] Im pulling 40 soon..just past 35, [14:00] where at Aerik? [14:00] I must get a life :) [14:00] ... I just told you [14:00] rudeboy: the zebra was tough [14:00] you already have one [14:00] I'm just a youngster - 32 [14:01] Kansas City, mmkay [14:01] ah [14:01] we have a ghengis Khan BBQ out here too, reason why I asked [14:01] I remember 32...those were the days [14:01] lol [14:01] I remember 32 [14:01] oh geez [14:01] well, it's a bit fuzzy [14:01] you old farts [14:01] i don't really remember 32 [14:02] hehehe [14:02] a lot of booza beyond that time [14:02] there are stories [14:02] but i don't push for them [14:02] that's Sir Fart to you, youngster [14:02] speaking of booze... anyone want to lay numbers on the asshat count today [14:02] sound! [14:02] SOUND [14:02] Here we go.... [14:02] MUSIKK [14:02] scarlett75: no [14:02] 5 asshats [14:02] i always lose [14:02] 2 [14:03] and my booze gets warm [14:03] white stripes !! [14:03] * Reviis has joined #nonprophets [14:03] what do I get if I win? [14:03] They said asshat last episode. Sort of. [14:03] Oh, possum#4 is on my lap now... let's see how the typing goes [14:03] they said "oh we havent said asshat in a while, they've complained in the chatroom" -- yeah, that doesn't count Matt, thanks [14:03] a sleeping dart can keep those possums quiet [14:03] as can whisky [14:03] he's two! LOL [14:03] um hm [14:04] well, start em young, I always say [14:04] in fance, some kids get wine as earlt as 12 [14:04] I've been waitin for Denis' sermon [14:04] Sermon on the Dismount [14:04] bdum tish! [14:04] sounds like an olympic sport [14:04] bdum tish? that's how you spell it? lol [14:04] If it is really live, someone say fishsticks :) [14:05] flapdoodle [14:05] the apostrophe is optional ;-) [14:05] * captainslim has quit IRC (captainslim) [14:05] speaking of olympics, rudeboy, did you see the London Olympics logo that gave people seizures if it was animated [14:05] the dog and duck- the "woof quack" [14:05] LOL [14:05] no, I didn't [14:05] Holy crap! That logo was insane [14:05] I know [14:05] dog and duck, that's such a cliché ;-) [14:05] it's ugly as hell [14:05] Didn;t they have something happen similar in Japan recently? [14:05] Oh my flying spagetti monster! There is no atheist community! ;-) [14:05] Konradius... lol [14:05] There goes my theory of the Great Cosmic Muffin [14:06] aerik: the goatse olympic logo was much better [14:06] U are all boots...Im here alone [14:06] If I'm getting paid, then the pay sucks and I want a raise [14:06] In german, I'm Das Boot [14:06] i think dennis is losing it... [14:06] no nullifidian, the seizure logo was better because it looked like Lisa Simpson performing fellatio [14:06] I'm not touching that line, Scarlett [14:06] lol aerik [14:06] http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/12224olympicgschpunken.gif [14:07] http://www.snakemasterproductions.com/chunksale.html [14:07] if anyone wants to buy anything [14:07] kmao [14:07] * JohnEdens has joined #nonprophets [14:07] lmao* even [14:07] I sell worldwide, BTW [14:07] I should go to Austin [14:07] then say ASSHAT [14:07] or ASSHAT full of FISHSTICKS [14:07] 4 if you're live and you know it clap your hands... [14:07] lol & ew [14:08] *clap* [14:08] hey, can anyone tell me what program I can use to listen to the audo feed? I'm on a PC and the .pls extention isn't recognized [14:08] if you;re live and know it get the clap [14:08] * Aerik claps and honks like a seal [14:08] winamp? [14:08] lol rudeboy [14:08] winamp sould work [14:08] Perhaps the guy asking for 'fishsticks' was into the complot, and he asked you guys to say it because he knew you'd be talking about it... [14:08] I use itunes too [14:08] yeah, itunes works [14:08] I use winamp [14:08] using iTunes right now, works like a charm [14:08] winamp should work the best because you can use dsp plugins to enhance live sound n stuff [14:08] I use dell music match [14:09] I'll try winamp [14:09] do you have to light that match? [14:09] john: use "open url" [14:09] rude, haven't year [14:09] yet [14:09] lol [14:10] "Dude, it's a Dell" [14:10] 1) get winamp. 2) install DFX from fxsound.com, only turn on the "fidelity" enhancement. 3) google "wowthingsetup.exe" and install this old-school plusin. 4) get the plugin "muchfx2" and stack the other plugins on top of each other to sue simultaneously. 5) enjoy good live sound. [14:10] it didn't come with that stoner dude,...I was disappointed [14:10] We've had lots of Dells in the store recently [14:10] Nullifidian - I doubleclicked the url and my system did not recognize the extention. [14:10] try draging it to the winamp icon [14:11] drag and drop [14:11] in winamp go to file > play URL and input http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000/listen.pls [14:11] or that [14:11] nullifidian haven't installed winamp yet. only have windows media player [14:11] oic [14:11] same thing [14:11] file > play url. same functionality [14:11] that video is a bit messed up [14:11] Oh, Geez, sharing a lockup with HOvind? [14:12] i want that last 1h30m back [14:12] I'd rather fart myself to death [14:12] i thought his god was sharing the cell? [14:12] what was he charged with? [14:12] 3's a crowd [14:12] being a dick [14:12] ah, yes [14:12] rapist, mass murderer [14:13] Bout time that fucker got put away [14:13] lol [14:13] his family got very cross with him, you know [14:13] Hovind in jail... *chuckles* I love that he sees the bus trips between prisons to be missionary work [14:13] Kent Hovind is a real good speaker, he brainwash u if u don´t have your shit together and check the facts [14:14] shame he's a complete nutbag [14:14] that's an insult to nutbags [14:14] a complete lying nutbag [14:14] I dunno' about that aANKOo - even my ten year old calls his bullshit bullshit [14:14] yes, apologies to nutbags the world over [14:14] lol [14:14] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [14:14] hi dave [14:14] I'm pissed off all the time [14:14] * Dave63_2 has joined #nonprophets [14:15] masturbation is a good relaxer [14:15] * Dave63 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [14:15] that's true, not that I'm admitting anything here [14:15] I differ, listen to the creation stuff, he is funny and good...but when I talks about taxes [14:15] its clear he is a moron [14:15] the first part of zeitgeist seemed to rehash TGWWT [14:15] yep [14:16] your ten year old is smart :) [14:16] that's an insult to morons ;-) [14:16] lol [14:16] moron that later... [14:16] We risk pollution of history if we just listen to the 'official' stories too. Maybe more so. [14:16] and now, here is the news [14:16] i think the only thing we can safely say, is that hovind is a complete and utter [14:16] christian [14:16] asswipe [14:16] hahaha good analogy [14:16] Not that I'm a conspiracy subscriber [14:17] "If in two thousand years when archaeologists dig up New York City, does that make Spiderman true?" Ace! [14:17] I installed winamp - got the feed. Thanks everybody [14:17] There is, in fact, a lot of very bothersome problems with 911 and a lot of other incidents [14:17] the third building needs some 'splaining [14:17] But one doesn't need to come up with a conspiracy to explain it all [14:18] yeah... I was going to say- I'm not entirely sure that 9/11 wasn't partly an inside job [14:18] just follow the money [14:18] WTC 7 is kind of iffy [14:18] and the problems should make you look harder...not say the goverment did it [14:18] follow the money and the relationships to the people at the top [14:18]  arg! some asshat neighbor has the gall to do his tile work with a grinding saw on a SATURDAY [14:18] LOL [14:18] i didn't even hear of wtc7 until earlier this year [14:18] ask almost anyone how many buildings came down on 9/11 in NYC - almost all will say two. [14:18] I have yard workers using gas weed whackers wight now [14:18] I think there may have been *some* advantageous circumstances [14:18] but then again i'm not a big conspiracy nut [14:19] I'm a cashew nut [14:19] JohnEdens i watched on youtube some british guys asking Americans when 9/11 happened and most people werent even close [14:19] I'm not a conspiracy nut, either [14:19] just think it needs more of an explanation that it was given [14:19] Aerik - I saw that one too [14:19] yes [14:19] Nova (dutch investigative tv program, often got awards) did a story on 9/11 conspiracies and debunked a lot, but also said there was compelling evidence of foreknowledge in trading stocks. [14:19] most people even forget about the two other planes [14:19] like, I love the fact that the govt. never told everyone that at least six of those hijackers are actually alive and well today [14:20] they identity of the real highjackers is not known [14:20] stolen passports [14:20] well, 15 of the 19 hyjackers were Saudis [14:20] well, governments are not shy of lying to people when they think they can get away with it [14:20] it's buried in the 9/11 Commission report [14:20] yet we didn't attack Saudi Arabia//// hm.... [14:20] Konradius - yeah, the insider trading went down the memory hole [14:20] You forgot- we're not fighting a nation, we're fight Al Quesadilla [14:20] like I said -- a lot of unanswered questions [14:20] LOL [14:20] lol al quesadilla [14:21] al qumquat [14:21] did a possum come up with that or did you think it up on your own [14:21] Damn, my quesadilla just shot at me! [14:21] Waitress! [14:21] that was mine [14:21] the bastard! [14:21] I couldn't remember how to spell Al Queda [14:21] is #4 still on your lap? [14:21] Look, a taco with an M-16 [14:21] no...he figured out that I was boring and went to torture P#1 [14:21] a burrito and an IED [14:21] something is very wrong here [14:22] I take that back. I think IED is a cowardly PC euphamism for BOMB and we should stop saying it [14:22] Vatican pontifical counsul for justice and peace? AWHAT PIECE? [14:22] a burrito IS an IED [14:22] after you eat it [14:22] yes [14:22] Empanada Explosive Devise (EED) [14:22] that's an Intestinal Explosive Device [14:22] heh [14:22] it can double as a violent explosive [14:22] or more accurately a Rectal Explosive Device [14:22] eww [14:22] eww [14:22] lol [14:22] hehe [14:23] that would be the Chimichangas [14:23] beter REd than DED [14:23] or dead [14:23] d-e-a-d [14:23] well, I retained the format [14:23] aha, IED = Intestinal Evacuation Device [14:23] see? [14:23] Most Catholics I know don't give a flip about what the Vatican says... [14:23] stone em' [14:23] Then tell them to STOP sending them money! [14:23] or calling themselves catholics [14:24] and force them off their huge land holdings [14:24] 99% of all catholics will listen to you quote ahwat a bajillion other catholics have said and reply "no, why dont you learn what we catholics really believe!" [14:24] AssHATS! [14:24] not tom mention the mormons' [14:24] Matt- you really should tear-up a picture of the Pope on the AE show. It worked for Sinead [14:24] that bitch [14:24] the asshole "stmichael" in another chatroom actually denies the current pope has made any of his ridiculous decrees [14:24] lol [14:24] they are manipulating [14:24] Most of the ones I know are cultural Catholics that don't go to church or send money [14:24] Bush claims to talk to Gawd [14:25] aerik: lying for jesus isn't restricted to protestants ;-) [14:25] Tell that to the Pope, You Texas Asshat [14:25] If Madeleine McCann isn't found alive... can we say that the Pope sucks at prayer? [14:25] course it aint null [14:25] heh, not anymore [14:25] oh no, one can't say that [14:25] What doesn't the pope suck at..? [14:25] can't say that they're bad parents [14:25] it's not a fucking chidl [14:25] th e Pope sucks, yeah, that wouldn't surprise me [14:25] fucking imbeciles [14:25] There's no such thing as an innocent life in Christianity, right? [14:26] * Don has joined #nonprophets [14:26] oh screw that "sex with someone you love" crap [14:26] all of those people are asshats, SAY IT! [14:26] masturbation, I can get a handle on that [14:26] fnar [14:27] brb [14:27] Earn your new nickname, the one handed typist [14:27] the sticky keyboardist [14:27] lol [14:27] kleenex shareholder [14:27] Fingerus Snifficus [14:27] well, take better aim then [14:27] Hey, this is my first time here. Is this working? If so, someone please respond with a smartass remark! [14:27] don, yes, you smell ;-) [14:27] welcome [14:27] yes, it works [14:28] That was easy! [14:28] welcome to the virtual atheist minefield [14:28] don't eat the yellow snow [14:28] tread lightly [14:28] although, I'd pay good money to see Matt do that [14:28] and other words of wisdom [14:28] and tune into the show -- if you haven't already [14:28] I'd chip in ten bucks for that [14:28] eating yellow snow? [14:29] cause its fuckin true [14:29] I like that [14:29] * rudeboy lays out a bumper sticker [14:29] Yes, I'm listening to the show, but thought it started at 2:30 so I'm late. [14:29] rudeboy - put that on a hotkey/macro [14:29] um. yes [14:29] started about 30 minutes ago, Don [14:29] Liberty University - Degree : two words that should not be said in tandem [14:29] * AiW has joined #nonprophets [14:30] yes he is [14:30] three words, I guess [14:30] scarlett, or liberal use of scare quotes [14:30] I was an hour early, dam timezones [14:30] AiW - hi [14:30] How do I see the "bumper sticker"? [14:30] a "degree" from liberty "university" [14:30] that works [14:30] hell, even the "liberty" is dodgy [14:30] it'll get you a job with the BUsh Crime Family [14:31] 4 At reddit.com, William Dembski as "wmadembski" and comment troll DaveScot as "davescot" flood-spam with uncommondescent.com articles. [14:31] the "decider" [14:31] all of their patsys that have appeared before the committee meeting are from Robertson's Regent Uni, the WORST law school in the country [14:31] don't they know that it's bad form to spam your own site? [14:32] I want the NP's to do a show on the Quiverfull movements and the Duggar Family [14:32] reddit.com actually encourages you to submit your own material, but since they do nothing BUT their own shit and only one site, I have actually had them put on warning for being flooders, if not had them kicked entirely [14:32] spam spam spam spam, lovely spam, lovely spam... [14:32] chips n spam [14:32] our kind of chips, not yours [14:32] that horse is 14 spams high [14:32] Pharyngula had a link to the funniest review of the Creation Museum [14:32] * rudeboy ponders the likely use of that joke [14:32] this guy went through and took pics... it was hysterical [14:33] It's a journey, Denis- a metaphor [14:33] ;) [14:33] did you hear about the actor playing Adam at that museum? [14:33] you are in a maze of twisty passages [14:33] He's apornoi star [14:33] someone should go through there and stick "lying for jebus" stickers all over the placce [14:33] just for clarification [14:33] needless to say, he lost his job [14:33] koooks? [14:33] I kook occasionally [14:33] i heard he was a tv [14:33] mostly breakfast [14:33] I kook with gas [14:33] koook [14:33] LOL [14:34] Creation Museum is the Heritage park of 4 years from now [14:34] wasn;t that "evidence" washed out, like a little? [14:34] they found a sandal on the bottom of the ocean? [14:34] lol [14:34] the museum there definitely needs scare quotes [14:34] oh, yeah, there;s proof [14:34] yeah...because a boat transporting a chariot couldn't have sunk [14:34] Oh look, a fine example of proof [14:34] scarlett75 -- when Panda's Thumb was down last week, one of their major comment trolls "Emanuel Goldstein" got bored and decided to comment on *my* blog and got his ass kicked by me. [14:34] the titanic is also proof that my great grandfather parted the atlantic [14:34] LOL Null [14:34] yep [14:35] unfortunately, he has no control over icebergs [14:35] So when they find a '78 Chevy in Lake Michigan 500 years from now... [14:35] NO! NUll. It's proof that Jack and Rose existed [14:35] OMFG [14:35] lol [14:35] nothing like finding junk at the bottom of a body of water to prove almost anything [14:35] "I'll never let go...of this fictional fantasy" [14:35] i;ve seen the film, it MUST be true!!! [14:35] let's go on a grail quest for the Heart of the Ocean [14:35] and the Kooks wil mock you! [14:35] What about Billy Joe McAllister and the Tallahatchie bridge? [14:35] I ean come on, that's proof of something [14:36] if Billy Zane was at the bottom of the Atlantic, I just might drown myself [14:36] Actually, there are egyptian villages right in the mediterranean sea. Before Gibraltar was as open as it is now the mediterranean was a lot lower in sea level [14:36] have the NPs been looking at my browser history? [14:36] perverts [14:36] Naw, Last saw him pretending to be the Phantom [14:36] was he really? [14:36] that's a bit disturbing [14:36] some say [14:36] Hill of what? [14:37] beans [14:37] Gullgotha? [14:37] Wasn't the hill of Golgatha supposed to be made up of feces and urine and blood? [14:37] right. keep the ark hidden [14:37] oh. It's Diaper Hill [14:37] under a huge pile of poo [14:37] what a maroon [14:37] sounds unsanitary with all that blood dripping [14:37] quite [14:37] yee right [14:37] um brb [14:38] * nullifidian hopes for an "you're an asshat" [14:38] even if the Red Sea was parted, wouldn't the seabed be all muddy and squishy? [14:38] my booze is currently diluting beyond the point that it tastes brilliant [14:38] How could you walk on that, much less ride chariots? [14:38] magic [14:38] * shellwen_innocence has joined #nonprophets [14:39] * shellwen_innocence is now known as shellwen [14:39] exactly, John. there should be petrified sandals en masse [14:39] You'd have to dodge all the flopping fishes, too [14:39] the only thing missing from the bible are magic carpets [14:39] squids... [14:39] and squids [14:39] jellyfish [14:39] two things [14:39] three things [14:39] sheesh, it's like the bloody spanish inquisition! [14:39] "If you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic." - Greg House, MD [14:40] ROFLOL [14:40] words to live by [14:40] you're psychotic in both instances [14:40] I was rude because I was busy [14:40] LMAO [14:40] Yeah, so he's rude by nature, and only dons his politeness when he's got a chance to reread his messages [14:41] I curse figs...well, just because [14:41] * shellwen has left #nonprophets [14:41] something firmly imprinted in my ass [14:41] just don't curse Fig Newtons [14:41] my mind is fairly properly imprinted [14:41] blessings upon Charles Nelson Reiley [14:41] They curse Issac Newton [14:41] what's a fig newton, or is that a personal question? [14:42] Fig was a past winnder of who wants to be an asshat [14:42] What's a Fig Newton? ONLY THE BEST COOKIE/THING EVER [14:42] well... [14:42] ;) [14:42] Fig Newtons are a cookie that is sold in the US [14:42] I prefer chocolate chip cookies [14:42] A Fig Newton is a little twinkie type cookie with fig in the middle [14:42] ah [14:42] Gawd changed the duty roster? [14:42] so Gawd is a soldier? [14:42] i think we might call them fig rolls [14:42] God must have hated the rest of his crew [14:42] possibly Null [14:43] Another fine example of someone saying, it's oky to believ in something that is a mass murderer [14:43] http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/fig/ [14:43] * GMP has joined #nonprophets [14:43] it's called CHANCE [14:43] they're fig rolls [14:43] I wasn't killed driving to work, therefore God exists [14:43] Washing's vision? wasn;t he cold and felling shitty? [14:43] Because there were so many people chronicling the events at Valley Forge [14:43] so of course he had a vision [14:43] how about the guy who took his place on his own plane and was killed in his place - he should not believe in god [14:44] oh right [14:44] god let me die, therefore I'm an atheist. [14:44] George Washington ala' Joseph Smith [14:44] You should have heard the asshole on Tom Hartmann's show the other day [14:44] a god does not exist, ergo a god exists [14:44] He's another one of those, america is a christain nation jerkoffs [14:44] tada!!! [14:45] Christianity: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own father, was tortured for our sins which only exist because of a rib woman who was convinced to eat a magic apple by a talking snake in a garden of otherwise vegetarian predators. Makes perfect sense. [14:45] trying to prove that all the founding fathers were "true believers" [14:45] snakes can;t talk, they do ot have vocal appratus [14:45] I talk to my pet snakes all the time, they NEVER talk back [14:45] rudeboy : out of all that, that's the only detail you rip on? [14:45] if A+E were damned to have kids after eating the fruit, why the fuck did the god create them with genitals? [14:45] only one aerik [14:46] I'm a bit of an amateur Herpetologist [14:46] null- the Creation museum would have you believe they had no genitals [14:46] So I work with what I know [14:46] really? then why the need for leaves? [14:46] lying bastards [14:46] heh [14:46] because looking like a Ken doll is just creepy [14:46] lol [14:46] why would A & E need belly buttons? [14:47] what, dolls have to testicle? [14:47] to inflate them with [14:47] my question is: Were the animals also without genitals until Eve sinned? [14:47] oh no, that's the nostrils [14:47] hm [14:47] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [14:47] NJ! [14:47] wb [14:47] rudeboy! [14:47] Hola Jack [14:47] Afternoon, infidels! [14:48] best way to protest the creation exhibit - see the Darwin exhibit, currently at CHicago's Field Museum, going to Boston, Toronto and London [14:48] Civil War [14:48] the war on drugs [14:48] war on poverty [14:48] lol [14:48] then the wars on terrorz!!!11!oneone [14:48] I think I missed it. was it out here in LA? [14:48] war on Christmas!! [14:48] war on abstract nouns [14:48] right [14:48] no - started in NY [14:48] war on easter! [14:48] he prophesized the war on x-mas [14:48] war on war! [14:48] war on cheese toasties! [14:49] war on liquid soap! [14:49] war on cheese [14:49] library of congress has the secksy porn [14:49] war on terrors [14:49] war on hatch [14:49] Aerik [14:49] it's spelled with a z [14:49] lol [14:49] terrorz [14:49] it's the law [14:49] war on beatty [14:49] Let's all go to the library of congress and read Hustler [14:49] lol [14:49] :) [14:49] john: nice ;-) [14:49] You can visit there online [14:50] nullf:thanks [14:50] A friend of mine downloaded some of the earliest movies ever from the LoC [14:50] Bow-chicka-bow-chicka..."Why yes. You DO have a BIG card catalogue!" [14:50] LMAO [14:50] * Lee has joined #nonprophets [14:50] Is that a large reference you're holding or are you just happy to see me? [14:50] lol [14:50] Dear oh dear. [14:50] "oh dewey, DEWEY" [14:50] TMI matt [14:50] ROFLMAO [14:50] just don't give your package a name [14:51] * NeutronJack considers a new Drinking Game rule. [14:51] Dewey came up a decimal short [14:51] Dewey blows [14:51] Hexidecimal is cooler [14:51] OH HOLY CRAP [14:51] * rudeboy ponders the continued existence of that joke [14:51] Harry Potter! [14:51] http://www.intuitor.com/hex/ [14:52] she's an imbecile. thankfully she lost [14:52] several times, I heard [14:52] I say anything that gets a kid to sit down and read a seven hundred page book in two days is a good thing [14:52] or is this another nutter? [14:52] It annoys we Hewlett-Packard people when people refer to Harry Potter as HP. [14:52] boo hoo, I'm a Christian, I'm persecuted [14:52] haha [14:52] HP? [14:52] because the child chose it [14:52] HP steak sauce [14:52] We sell lots of your printers [14:52] America is a Christian Country, I'm the persecuted majority, waa waa cry cry poop [14:53] especially the latter [14:53] I own three myself. :-) [14:53] ah [14:53] Shit. It's a good thing that teacher hasn't had one of my kids in her class. [14:53] Harry Potter is an easy book to find pirated in PDF form [14:53] naughty [14:53] Of course, God also told us that eating pork is bad, but we conveniently ignore that one. [14:53] P#2 took a book on Thomas Paine to class and read it aloud [14:53] perfect [14:53] whcih one? [14:53] She got fired for NOT. DOING. HER JOB! [14:54] I don't approve of these books, so no one can read it around me... [14:54] hte possums are awesome [14:54] Common Sense, Rude [14:54] LOL [14:54] love it [14:54] she lost the case [14:54] she should be committed [14:54] good thing she did [14:54] She quit--hooray! The marketplace works. [14:54] she can go work at a xian school [14:54] one of his classmates had brought a Bible to read...P#2 took Paine. [14:54] she was obviously a nutter [14:54] * Ray has joined #nonprophets [14:54] http://www.lse.co.uk/ShowStory.asp?story=MK938455F&news_headline=harry_potter_teacher_loses_tribunal_claim [14:54] committed xians should be committed [14:54] nutter! [14:55] "She also said author JK Rowling was a 'real witch' and hearing the seven-year-old girl reading out spells from the story would leave her cursed." [14:55] * Ray has quit IRC (Ray) [14:55] asshat [14:55] english expression, I like it [14:55] I don't understand the backlash on Harry Potter [14:55] you could really make it into a Christian allegory with a bit of thought [14:55] just another fine example of the "what about the children" mentality these days [14:55] why is she so scared to listen..will the book come to life and bite her [14:55] isn't "Harry Potter" just a rude sounding name? [14:55] I'm actually shocked that they haven't done so, yet [14:55] and who was the biggest wizard of them all? fricken jesus [14:55] She is one of those kooks that think words can harm you [14:55] water wine [14:55] fishy lunches [14:55] Well... if it's the Care of Magical Creatures book, it just might anko [14:56] creating zombies [14:56] water walking [14:56] the wrong set of words can make strange things happen [14:56] indeed [14:56] yawn [14:56] * grrrrraeme has joined #nonprophets [14:56] I'm in the camp that Jesus is Voldemort [14:56] children understand its just a book.. [14:56] before Jesus, the biggest wizard of them all, i think, was Aaron, taken on the pharoah's priests [14:56] I cuss up a storm every day. NOTHING HAPPENS [14:56] or maybe I'm not doing it right....? [14:56] AVADRA CADAVARA [14:56] come to sweden ! [14:56] I read comic books every day, as a kid (and now). I never once thought that Superman was real. [14:56] Eenie Weenie Chillie Beanie [14:57] the spirits are about to speak? [14:57] NeutronJack: yes, because you're sane [14:57] Hey, they killed a fairy on Hex [14:57] we have pictures of Bigfoot [14:57] I never met a kid over 3 who thought that comic-book characters, or Harry Potter, was real. [14:57] I've seen pictures of big feet too [14:57] the fundie crap over here generally comes from Oz or is home grown [14:57] I have big feet [14:57] *shouts "ridickulos" at a Bible* [14:58] unfortunatetly [14:58] * TrevorAgnitti has joined #nonprophets [14:58] we've exported a heck of a lot of Fundamentalist Christianity to Latin America [14:58] fuck...I forgot my wand [14:58] Hola. Did the show start an hour ago, or now? [14:58] nullifidian, where are you living? [14:58] i think they call them "rabbits" these days [14:58] uk [14:58] yes, Trevor [14:58] I missed it? [14:58] by 60 minutes [14:58] it's got 30 minutes to go [14:58] Stupid time zones. [14:59] yeah [14:59] lol [14:59] next time, set the alarm [14:59] Cool, I spent a month in Gloucester a few years back for work [14:59] I did set the alarm. For the wrong time zone [14:59] they have cheese :) [14:59] lol [14:59] I was an hour early, dam time zones [14:59] cheese is gooood [14:59] heh [14:59] well, at least you made it here [14:59] i'm usually an hour early [14:59] * RayComfort has joined #nonprophets [14:59] bloody bst [15:00] just saw Jesus Camp yesterday and I listened to the nonprophets right after about it. heh [15:00] Ray Comfort? [15:00] They rolled a big cheese wheel down a hill on midsummer while I was there. [15:00] oh noez! bananas! [15:00] JohnEdens: yes, they do that. weirdoes [15:00] reality has this way of fucking things up [15:00] JohnEdens: Is that the one where they try to beat the cheese down the hill? [15:00] yeah be scared you weak atheists I have a a bunch [15:00] lol [15:00] LOL [15:01] Yeah, been doing for hundreds of years, they say [15:01] did you bring your fifty cent copy of the Mona Lisa/ [15:01] wait for my peanut butter trick! [15:01] ray: where's the other one, the boy actor bloke fella person thing? [15:01] beat a weak atheist with bananas and make them strong atheists? [15:01] I like ancient traditions that make no sense. :-) [15:01] NJ, those are the best kind [15:01] all that potassium! [15:01] oh he is here he is just busy doing something for me [15:01] and bananas make me fart like an express train [15:01] and a can't type [15:01] under the table? [15:01] one handed? [15:02] kinda [15:02] Foreign accent! [15:02] * NeutronJack drinks [15:02] LOL [15:02] asshat [15:02] shit, missed it [15:02] * rudeboy pretends to drink [15:02] * nullifidian drinks anyway [15:02] lol [15:02] another lost driver [15:02] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Prophets_Radio#Drinking_Game [15:02] hmmm...well religious people have done some good things. Religion is an abstract noun and can't do anything [15:02] we get about 10 lost drivers a day on this cull de sac [15:02] wrong street a-hole [15:03] http://data.tumblr.com/3496430_400.jpg [15:03] learn how to read a road map you lazy clod [15:03] sorry, distracted by doings outside my window [15:03] learn how to read a satnav ;) [15:03] at least [15:03] Mr. Wizard [15:03] :( [15:03] No! Mister Wizard! [15:03] ah, mister wizard [15:03] * NeutronJack doffs his hat. [15:04] I remember him [15:04] yeah, he was cool [15:04] older [15:04] * nullifidian doesn't know mr wizard... [15:04] I hadn't heard of Mr. Wizard until he died [15:04] I always wanted him to change the measurements to non-metric system [15:04] Early golden age TV personality [15:04] I almost blew up our kitchen by forgetting that Canada used the metric system [15:04] Don Herbert [15:04] yep [15:04] kids today... [15:05] I remember Mr Wizard dunking a kid to determine his volume. [15:05] Americans are the only ones that still do use it aren't they? [15:05] yep. they're only interested in ipods and gameboys [15:05] Ray, probably [15:05] did you really almost blow up the kitchen? [15:05] *guilty* [15:05] We're the only nation with a non metric system, I believe [15:05] * Lee has left #nonprophets [15:05] No, a few backward countries use it. We're not the only ones! [15:05] I was six [15:05] ah [15:05] lol [15:06] * NeutronJack looks it up [15:06] i remember when the schools were saying that itwas rolling out back in the 60w. [15:06] MR. Wizard did an experiment with a gasoline can (or oil can) using air pressure [15:06] we use the metric for just about everything except distance and tomatoes [15:06] but then it just stopped [15:06] rock-em sock-em robots [15:06] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_measurements#Current_use_of_Imperial_units [15:06] Metric is so much easier [15:06] "The primary user of traditional 'English' units is the United States and to a lesser degree in Burma and Liberia. In some of the U.S.-influenced Caribbean countries (like Antigua and Saint Lucia), the U.S. customary units, which are similar to Imperial units based upon older English units and in part share definitions, are still in common use." [15:06] just move the friggin decimal [15:06] Last year a guy in my sister's neighborhood was just ignorant... He just didn't know... He was varnishing the kitchen cabinets and didn't ventilate the place, and didn't turn off the pilot lite under the water heater. KABOOM!! 15 foot wide hole in his room, kitchen obliterated, he died in the hospital 30 minutes later. [15:06] oh, and pints :D [15:06] I um... forgot that I was supposed to convert the amount of water one boils to pour in the can and it still had some lawn mower gas residue in it [15:06] -> Depends on how you define consciousness [15:06] *proper* pints [15:07] See? We're not alone! Burma and Liberia! [15:07] roof** [15:07] ouch [15:07] not those fake baby pints you yanks have ;-) [15:07] j/k [15:07] Two countries I hope I never find myself in [15:07] Imperial Pints [15:07] Those are REAL pints! [15:07] that's why all my lawn tools are electric [15:07] Null: more beer is always a good thing [15:07] *nod* [15:08] My mom actually banned Mr. Wizard for several weeks. LOL [15:08] Worst Jobs in Science 2007 http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/0203101256a23110vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html [15:08] should have called his gal's father an ASSHAT [15:08] * NeutronJack prepares his drink. [15:08] whale feces researcher? [15:08] they eat plankton [15:09] or something [15:09] the researchers? [15:09] eww [15:09] plankton taco [15:09] lol [15:09] now that's jsut wrong [15:09] indeed [15:09] plankton patty [15:09] sounds like a nickname [15:09] plankton taco - sounds like a menu at the Crabby Patty [15:09] lol [15:09] lol [15:09] peppermint patty's less popular sister [15:09] Hi, I'm Plankton Patty, Welcome to Long John Silvers [15:10] or the newest member of the red hot chilli peppers [15:10] we should hire Spongebob to research that whale girl's poo [15:10] Spongepants Squarenuts? [15:10] i have no idea how to respond to that [15:10] yeah, it's a conversation stopper [15:11] does it usually have that effect, or were you trying it on for size? [15:11] like a condom, yeah [15:11] lol [15:11] damn, still don't fit [15:11] LOLCATS oh noes [15:12] lolcreationists [15:12] lolvirgin: http://data.tumblr.com/3496430_400.jpg [15:12] * NeutronJack waves to the babblers. [15:12] after 44 minutes to talk about? [15:12] 18 minutes [15:12] if you say "asshat", i'll take a drink [15:13] noooooo [15:13] * grrrrraeme has quit IRC (grrrrraeme) [15:13] Speaking of big bangs.... where is Pam Anderson these days? [15:13] oh, yeah, she's doing those ads now [15:13] 04NONPROFITS: can you explain what jesus actually did? How does him dying save us from going to hell? I just don't get it. [15:13] TrevorAgnitti: it doesn't. next! [15:13] Matt, did you actually just want they letter writer to call his prospective father in law an asshat? [15:13] surely they must have an answer [15:13] oh though evil hermosexuals [15:14] You guys have a backlog of crap and nothing to say?? [15:14] those [15:14] * GMP has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:14] ray sounds like a viz reader [15:14] cause that leads to people marrying their dogs or something [15:14] NONPROFITS: Name anything that religion has done to benefit society that science couldn't. [15:14] and raping cars [15:15] Hi. I'm Big Bruce. I raped my Volkswagon and got Life without Parole [15:15] We really love our cars in the US [15:15] bugsoup: kept a significant proportion of the population of the roads on a sunday morning? [15:15] Amy Grant - she is hot [15:15] off* [15:15] science couldn't do that [15:16] the only political party in sweden who doesnt want same sex marrige is the "christian democrats"...go figure [15:16] science can't do crocaduck [15:16] religion can [15:16] seemingly [15:16] yes yes yes [15:16] nice one nul [15:16] * nullifidian bows [15:16] The Worst Jobs in Science 2007 -- Number 6: Microsoft Security Grunt -- Like wearing a big sign that reads “Hack Me” LOL [15:16] or polarbat [15:16] lol [15:16] * NeutronJack drinks! [15:16] * nullifidian drinks! [15:16] ASSHAT!!! [15:17] *drinks [15:17] WHERE"S MY BOOZE? [15:17] And a real asshat as well! [15:17] oops, i thought that was mine! [15:17] chears [15:17] * vinnie has joined #nonprophets [15:17] cheers [15:17] i should modify my statement: Name anything that religion has done to PROGRESS society that science couldn't. [15:17] He said "discharged"! Huh, huh! [15:17] * rudeboy snickers like Beavis [15:17] It's an evil act in the name of God, so it's OK! [15:17] pretty churches [15:17] that's all i can think of [15:18] * Dave63_2 has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:18] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [15:18] Number 4: Garbologist -- Think Indiana Jones— in a Dumpster [15:18] a terrible waste of money, but pretty nonetheless [15:18] i agree that keeping people off the roads is a benefit but it isn't progress [15:18] If you masturbate, there must be a masturbatOR - oooh I wonder who it is? [15:18] I own a bookstore next to a church - bastards kept parking in our lot until we put up "No Church parking" signs [15:18] it is if you want to get to the beach in a hurry [15:18] that'll just invite them in to park [15:18] LOL- no one owns up to being the masturbator/ [15:18] Is that "Agent of K.A.R.M.A."? [15:18] Good job Matt!!! [15:19] I am the master debator [15:19] just cross out the parking bit, graffiti style [15:19] ah but god does heathen [15:19] he is the first cause [15:19] Park here and Gawd will waste your ass [15:19] Matt, getting distracted. Imagine that. [15:19] me! [15:19] lol [15:19] lol [15:19] No, they stopped parking and started bitching - "My grandma's been parking there for a hundred years - why can't we park there anymore?" [15:19] ok hi matt you are going to burn in hell [15:19] how do i make text red [15:19] well, then your grandma was parking ILLEGALLY [15:19] because um [15:19] I mean, if we're all saved, thanks to Jesus, then why do we have to worry about sin anymore? [15:20] you are a bad person [15:20] it's not ray: ray would have said "have you ever lied?" [15:20] LOL [15:20] lol [15:20] I was geting to that [15:20] IMPOSTER! [15:20] "Have you ever taken anything that wasn't yours?" [15:20] ah, ok then :) [15:20] perhaps he's an ultraviolet ray [15:20] "Have you ever thought about a woman other than your wife?" [15:20] have you ever looked lustily at a woman? [15:20] rudebly: Yeah, "Well your grandma, or the church should have bought the parking lot when you had the chance, shouldn't they?" [15:20] have you ever seen a dog give birth to a cat? [15:20] then you are a lusterrer [15:20] i have [15:20] have you ever thought about a Turkish Prison? [15:20] I always look llustilly at a woman, well the prettier ones at least [15:21] it was gross [15:21] and that's gotta be bad [15:21] all slick [15:21] and messy [15:21] Christianity: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own father, was tortured for our sins which only exist because of a rib woman who was convinced to eat a magic apple by a talking snake in a garden of otherwise vegetarian predators. Makes perfect sense. [15:21] Would the Jesus sacrarfice make more sense if he went to Hell forever for everyone's sins? [15:21] Great--we're now sin-free! SO!?!? [15:21] scarlett: turkish prison? is the the new name for turkish delight? [15:21] so...um...we're all saved? [15:21] but, but...I'm with Denis [15:21] The Worst Jobs in Science 2007 -- Number 1: Hazmat Diver -- They swim in sewage. Enough said. [15:21] 4 NONPROFITS: Name anything that religion has done to progress society that science couldn't. [15:21] jesus saves, but keegan gets it in on the rebound [15:22] no we are not saved you have to know Jesus - infidel [15:22] jesus saves, but Moses invests [15:22] jeezuz saves S&H green stamps [15:22] 04NON-Prophets: I still don't get it. Why did God do that? Did Jesus trick god into it? [15:22] (pop culture reference #1009001 [15:22] So, Jesus is just teasing us. "Ha, ha, you're almost saved, now!" What a prick. [15:22] lol [15:22] oops, how'd that become a link? [15:23] magic man done it [15:23] Jeeezuz has a prick? [15:23] tada! [15:23] It's a link to a channel. [15:23] More like God tricked Jesus.. "You can be my firstborn son, born of a virgin,... you will be the messiah...oh yeah, you DO have to get crucified, but..it's all good." [15:23] ah [15:23] Like this one: #test [15:23] unintended [15:23] channels begin with a # [15:23] so jesus had a bad weekend...I have friends who suffered more. if he existed at all [15:23] #bumflakes [15:23] I forgot that the pound sign created a link... lol [15:23] don't click that [15:23] * NeutronJack is an Agent of K.A.R.M.A. [15:23] I'll try not to [15:23] Instant Kharma - just add hot water and stir for one minute [15:23] try harder [15:24] I'm very trying [15:24] Peace by with you [15:24] If god changed his mind and decided to forgive, why would he need to kill his son? [15:24] so we see ;-) [15:24] Christianity is passive-aggressive [15:24] II'm trying so hard I became trite [15:24] *you forgot to ring the bell Matt* [15:24] "Our religion makes sense! ... Oh, that part? That's a mystery!" [15:24] i always thought it was agressive-agressive [15:24] Call in the Mystery Machine [15:24] aggressive* [15:24] * rudeboy does his impression of Scooby Doo [15:24] raggy? [15:24] what makes scooby doo? Five cans of Alpo [15:25] Why can't I get Hugh Laurie out of my head now?? "Mystery....all my life, has been a mystery." [15:25] and glue [15:25] god == mystery == stuff you dont know [15:25] LOL [15:25] Pope says "And I'd've gotten away with it if it hadn't have been for those meddling kids" [15:25] ah but you can if you believe in him [15:25] does the pope poop in the vati-can? [15:25] you will get to know him [15:25] "I believe all of this religion, even the parts that I don't understand!" [15:25] "Dead since 1993, you've been dead now...wait a minute let me see... fourteen years, come next Jan-u-ary." [15:25] you better shittin believe it [15:25] it's been more than three days since falwell died, right? [15:26] yes [15:26] thank fuck the resurrection is bull then [15:26] didn't you hear the thump? [15:26] isn't it 1973 [15:26] when that bag of crap hit the floor, someone must've heard it [15:26] Christ Crispies - from Pope Cereals [15:26] The Vati-can-can [15:26] keeps you regular [15:26] sorry- I'm just swimming through the Catholic jokes in my head [15:26] From the makers of Popsicles! [15:26] Pope Toasties [15:26] god hates fags [15:27] pope on a rope [15:27] Popsi-Cola [15:27] Now, it's Popesicles! [15:27] the vatican-can cause it mixes it with mystery and makes it feel so good... [15:27] no good reason? Did you not hear about the fucking watch on the beach? [15:27] but that's only cos he can't get any ass, even at the docks [15:27] (Willie wonka song) [15:27] rudeboy - nice [15:27] hehe [15:27] Ray - lol [15:27] he can't get off at the docks? what a lamer [15:27] indeed [15:27] * NeutronJack watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory last night. Now, that was strange. [15:28] the new one, Neutron? [15:28] Yup. [15:28] NJ: see, that proves God exists [15:28] Or, the Gene Wilder version? [15:28] the original was better than the new one, or so I've heard [15:28] The new one was crazy [15:28] the gw version roxored [15:28] Never saw the old one. [15:28] I liked the old one better [15:28] to use the language of the kids [15:28] the original is great, and I hate musicals for the most part [15:28] the original was different... I don't know about better or worse, they're both pretty much "best viewed with doobage" [15:28] oompha loompha [15:28] The new one was hilarious. [15:28] doobedy doo [15:28] 4NONPROPHETS: Why does the Vatican have doctors? Aren't miracles real? [15:28] ragggy! [15:29] The new one - Willie Wonka was creepily Michael Jackson-fied [15:29] yeah, what's with that? [15:29] I like the new one for the song and dance numbers... but, Gene Wilder was a better Willy Wonka [15:29] Hence I didn;t go to see it [15:29] besides the fact I can't afford movies these days [15:29] fucking mccanns off to lourdes and the vatican [15:29] lamers [15:29] and, the new one had no Slugworth [15:29] he was a creepy bastard [15:29] "You don't understand our sophisticated 'making-it-up' theology." [15:29] you silly atheist? [15:29] slugworth never made sense to me [15:29] no joke!! The McCanns and their Catholic schtick is really pissing me off [15:29] You fucking ignorant religious nutter fuckwad [15:30] scarlett75: with you on that one [15:30] The whole Willie Wonka early life backstory was interesting, though [15:30] but you're not allowed to comment [15:30] it's rude [15:30] if Maddy isn't found or is dead... does that mean God wasn't listening to their multimillion dollar European trek [15:30] no, I'm rude [15:30] the news over here won't shutthefuckup [15:30] Right. I don;t [15:30] I'll bet, Null. [15:30] there is no such thingy [15:30] Who's the idiot who designed our puny, little brains? [15:30] and i wish it would just shutthefuckup [15:30] If Jesus went around healing people with is god powers, why didn't he heal everyone (or everyone nice) on earth? Why heal some and not all? Were his powers just weak? [15:31] Why couldn't God tell the Pope where Maddy was? [15:31] he was a weak religiousist [15:31] Matt - they've got a good paying gig AND get to feel superior to the literalists [15:31] god was being "mysterious" [15:31] as it does [15:31] if her parents were such devout Catholics... God couldn't find the kid? Or, better yet, God couldn't take the stupid gene from her parents and prevent her from being left alone to be abducted. [15:31] plausable? only if you are not educated enough to ferret the truth out [15:31] sorry- I'm kind of pissed off about this whole thing [15:31] right wth you on that one [15:32] wankers [15:32] total wankers [15:32] and they're supposed to be "doctors" [15:32] yeah! [15:32] ie. smary [15:32] smart* [15:32] Dad is supposedly a cardiologist. [15:32] fucktards [15:32] tossers [15:32] that's worth a drink too [15:32] * nullifidian drinks [15:32] you'd think he'd understand that his daughter is predisposed to random tachycardia and abnormal beats (because of her eye issue) and wouldn't leave her alone at night [15:32] that voice is great [15:32] E-Pisst-Tim-ology? [15:32] but....what do I know [15:33] I pissed int he can ology [15:33] yeah, you're not a true christian(tm) so you can't comment [15:33] out of time? [15:33] now your talking Matt..good flow [15:33] noooooo [15:33] time after time [15:33] thanks fellas [15:33] lol [15:33] that time of month, eh matt? [15:33] nice flow? [15:33] Hola [15:33] prove it [15:33] Thanks for a great show [15:33] lol [15:33] i don't believe it! [15:33] hey guys [15:33] Ray! I've got a banana for ya [15:33] You will all burn in hell like the good god says [15:33] edit this?! [15:33] Fine show, confused ending! [15:33] scarlett I only know that "time after time" song from hearing a clip on a commercial for a cd [15:33] bye [15:34] go suck back some TExas Coolers [15:34] great show again guys [15:34] I have to go dress the kids for pics [15:34] Good show, NP! [15:34] *ugh* [15:34] Okay, I'm outta here [15:34] bye bye [15:34] bye all [15:34] later folks, next time! [15:34] see ll of you folks in two [15:34] * TrevorAgnitti has quit IRC (Laterz) [15:34] * bugsoup has left #nonprophets [15:34] * rudeboy has left #nonprophets [15:34] * nullifidian has left #nonprophets [15:34] see y'all [15:34] god bless , see ya all [15:34] * JohnEdens has quit IRC (JohnEdens) [15:34] * RayComfort has quit IRC (RayComfort) [15:35] * NeutronJack has left #nonprophets [15:35] * Konradius has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [15:35] that was fun [15:35] it was fun, aerik [15:35] last show, my winamp wouldn't connect. Nor would my irc client. it sucked [15:35] I've gotta get the show formatted and posted...thanks everyone! [15:35] See you all in two weeks\ [15:35] bye [15:35] bye [15:35] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, June 30th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. [15:35] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, June 30th, 2007! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. (Non-Prophets)' [15:35] bye [15:36] * scarlett75 has left #nonprophets [15:36] * Aerik has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.4/2007051502]) [15:36] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Jun 16 15:36:16 2007