Session Start: Sat Jun 02 12:14:09 2007 Session Ident: #nonprophets [12:14] * Now talking in #nonprophets [12:14] * ChanServ sets mode: +ntr [12:14] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [12:14] * ChanServ sets mode: -ahoq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [12:14] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [12:14] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [12:14] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [12:33] * nullifidian has joined #nonprophets [12:33] w00t [13:25] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:26] * rudeboy yawns [13:26] * AiW has joined #nonprophets [13:26] Oh man, I need to jump start my brain [13:26] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [13:26] not to mention all of my ganglia [13:29] * scarlett75 has joined #nonprophets [13:29] scarlett [13:29] hello [13:29] I guess everyone missed last week's show [13:29] yeah... last Sat. was my birthday and my grandparents were here [13:30] and my parents... [13:30] so, I couldn't slag off to listen to Matt and Denis [13:30] I was the only one in the chat room. [13:30] I saw that [13:30] and even then I just dropped in by chance [13:30] so the guys are doing a show today too, more fun for us [13:31] brb, Dr Who :-) [13:31] ah [13:31] hello nullifidan [13:31] and it's a good one, too [13:31] hi scarlett [13:31] We won't get it until later this year [13:31] though the PBS stations are running them now [13:31] uncut [13:31] if you have sat through the rest, it's worth waiting for [13:31] * Reviis has joined #nonprophets [13:32] looks like there are some new listeners [13:32] Every show is usually cut by 4-6 minutes for commercial breaks here [13:32] i'm going to minimize the chat window and check my e-mail real quick- brb [13:33] Yup. I have to check the dryer. No rest for the homely bachelor [13:33] BRB [13:36] damn, no beer and all I have are leftover chips [13:36] I see the stream is already up [13:39] ok [13:39] it's been up for about an hour already [13:40] i guess they're prepping today [13:40] meanwhile I'm updating my website [13:40] must be a full dress rehearsal [13:40] matt in a dress? *shudder* [13:40] a - 5, 6, 7, 8 [13:41] he doesn't hve the legs for it... or so I've heard [13:41] perhaps he's well heeled? [13:41] * rudeboy looks at the joke pile. Sees no place for that one [13:44] Greetings folks [13:44] howdy [13:44] good day ya all [13:45] hey [13:46] I'm hungry [13:46] I suggest food [13:46] yeah, that usually works [13:46] yes, food helps [13:46] so I've been told [13:46] but, the fridge is so far away... [13:46] lol [13:46] rofl [13:46] I'm awfully tempted to take five and race up the road for a six pack of beer. I am thirsty [13:46] lazy bugger :) [13:47] go for it rude,...we'll time you [13:47] and yes, null, I'm being extremely lazy today [13:47] i approve that message [13:47] the possums are out and about doing various and sundry activties [13:47] Stopwatching me will not improve my car's performance, or my driving skills such as they are [13:48] we're not talking Indy here, rude. Just a beer run. G [13:48] GO! [13:48] all three of my pet snakes are out prowling their cages this morning [13:48] ;) [13:48] hungry little ophidians they are [13:48] well, if you go missing, Rude, we'll check the hungry snakes first [13:48] look for the extra large bulge in their tummy [13:48] lol [13:49] someone should breed a cow that produces beer in place of milk [13:49] eww [13:49] and they can call em Hopsteins [13:49] yeast infections galore [13:49] yum [13:49] that would be the yeast of your worries [13:49] oh dear, yeast puns [13:49] ba dum bum [13:50] * rudeboy resorts the cow joks to the "B" pile [13:50] the show's not even on and the puns have started [13:50] the mime tried to scream, but he wasn't aloud [13:50] heh heh [13:50] lol [13:50] that's terrible :) [13:50] is a knob something to a door? [13:51] cause my doorss have adorable knobs [13:51] ? [13:51] I need special dis-pun-sation for that one [13:52] stop [13:52] ;) [13:52] I think my medulla oblongata just froze [13:52] Oh. my. I think we have Christ Crispy Treats in the pantry [13:52] * Samuel has joined #nonprophets [13:52] do they crackle in milk, or just topple off the cross? [13:52] (that would be RICE Crispy Treats to a theist family) [13:53] I think they make the milk red [13:53] ah [13:53] I don't knoe...I never eat them with milk. The marshmellowy goodness needs nothing [13:53] oh, that was a smashing dr who [13:53] a bit sappy [13:53] but good nonetheless [13:53] it's over already? [13:53] 45 mins, no commercials [13:54] now, where's that booze? must prepare [13:54] why do I always feel like Rainman while I'm waiting for the NPs? [13:54] what was the title of it, Null? [13:54] "14 minutes to Wapner...definitely" [13:54] ah, audio feeding [13:54] music [13:55] just in time [13:55] no music [13:55] we must've been bad [13:55] that's the shortest show ever [13:55] ;) [13:55] mic, mic check [13:55] sibalance [13:55] * aANKOo has joined #nonprophets [13:55] its only coming in on my left earphone [13:55] yep. [13:56] it's gone quiet again [13:56] yeah... they like to tease [13:56] tell them to turn on the stereo interstage [13:56] the hussies [13:56] total sluts they are [13:56] I know. They could at least tart themselves up and go for it. [13:56] flip the chronocyclometric pressure switch [13:56] lipstick lesbians all of them [13:57] that one works [13:57] much better! [13:58] Chat room folks get advance notice! [13:58] * Bryce has joined #nonprophets [13:58] There's a surprise today....and that's all the notice you get [13:58] LOL [13:58] * lovedeity has joined #nonprophets [13:58] Dun dun dun [13:58] lol [13:58] hehe [13:58] it's not a surprise any more though [13:58] I'm totall stunned [13:59] totally [13:59] did you fall? [13:59] no, I'm surprised [13:59] oic [13:59] :) [13:59] I can;t fall until Spetember 22nd [13:59] i have a possum on my lap- she says "hi" [13:59] yes, good things come to those that wait [14:00] hi possum #x [14:00] you have a possum? [14:00] I have four of them (kids) [14:00] or an opossum? [14:00] ah [14:00] I had this alternative image [14:00] thanks- null. She's happy now [14:00] it's 12:00 [14:01] you didn't say which, so i had to substitute a variable [14:01] *impatiently taps shoe* [14:01] it was possum3, null. The four year old. [14:01] x=3 :) [14:01] she's now determined that I am dreadfully boring and scuried off [14:02] ungrateful little possum [14:02] you need to do tricks [14:02] which can get tiring [14:02] hahaha... [14:02] Starting... [14:03] crank it up... we're listening [14:03] sure you are... you're just a tease! ;) [14:03] * nullifidian fiddles with the volume thingy [14:03] that's the technical term, right? "Thing" [14:03] indeed [14:03] "thingy" [14:03] aka "pot" [14:04] my volume thingy is turned up in anticipation. [14:04] how delightful [14:04] lol [14:04] or "wotsit", "grommit", "thingamajog" or (my favourite) "hoojamaflickadingdong" [14:04] you did what to your ding dong? [14:04] * Bryce has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:04] I see we have a amorous god in here (lovedeity) [14:04] i can't say with a possum reading [14:05] ;-) [14:05] ah, a Bagdad dust storm [14:05] she's gone, now [14:05] you can see me? oh no. i thought us deities were supposed to be invisible... [14:05] just in case she comes back [14:05] * Bryce has joined #nonprophets [14:06] i know this song, it's mohammed and the dervishes [14:06] Damn. I'm eating the wrong food for this music [14:06] classic 70s [14:06] *nod* [14:06] i've got sour patch kids [14:06] i had long john silvers for lunch - heh! [14:06] I was going to ask if the special guest was a jihadist, but that would be WRONG. [14:06] where's my hummus? [14:06] and tahini [14:06] I need flatbread, STAT [14:06] and lamb in grape leaves [14:06] yum [14:06] will sliced do? that's flat [14:06] that's Greek you guys [14:06] some dates and [14:06] oh [14:07] you need kababs and flatbread [14:07] well, wtf? I'm stuck in california [14:07] anything will do! [14:07] Hey!! Russel [14:07] Yup..that's the surpise. :) [14:07] * rudeboy prepares for the surprise [14:07] what would be negative atheism? [14:07] what are the odds? Very far fetched... god must exist. See ya' guys. ;0 [14:07] ;) [14:07] heh [14:08] lol [14:08] have you read the black swan? [14:08] very sturdy DNA there [14:08] I'm not sure if I wanna' here about Denis' parents sex life [14:08] or dying from Falwell's bad breath [14:08] three nonprophets [14:08] or choked on a cheery [14:08] cherry [14:09] unlikely 4 billion years of star stuff turning into ..... me [14:09] O M G [14:09] lol [14:09] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAPPY HOUR!!! [14:09] *hits my knees to pray* [14:09] i think the word is improbable [14:09] lol [14:09] yea [14:09] yay [14:09] "Our father, who art' named Denis. Hallowed be thy name." [14:09] and, yey, they rejoiced [14:10] High Yeatis? [14:10] i bet all those non-listeners, the a-non-prophetists, are gnashing their teeth in frustration [14:10] HAHAhA [14:10] suckers [14:10] must be a new brand of the roll-your-own [14:10] And God said, "Let Russel be free from noon to 1:30" [14:10] Free the Russell [14:11] i miss jeff too [14:11] Or the, Where the fuck is Jeff, post [14:11] * nullifidian turns off the joseph and the technicolour dream coat reality show pish [14:12] Matt had doubts? DOUBTING MATT! [14:12] i'm glad you did it, it was a good one [14:12] it's a natural crank for the mind [14:13] "gag"? [14:13] MATT== New info on time slot [14:13] OMG- they killed AE! Bastards. [14:14] MATT=== 3:00 or 3:30 are options=== [14:14] well... the religious can come directly home from Sunday School and watch the show [14:14] bonus [14:14] :) [14:14] more ranting telephonees [14:15] Mine eyes have seen the glory of the balding head of Matt...*Hums* [14:15] yes, but does it carry a good beat? [14:15] Yes, Matt... lol...I frequently watch and think, "I'd do him." [14:15] LOL [14:16] ROFLOL [14:16] ranting is good [14:16] :) [14:17] order from disorder? it's the genesys device! [14:17] tell that to spock [14:18] ah, right. Vulcanization [14:18] All AE shows from 2004 on are up on Google Video - 162 episodes [14:18] lol [14:18] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller-Urey_experiment [14:21] "a magic man done it" [14:21] magic man! [14:21] that's a good song by heart [14:21] the neocon gawd [14:22] causation without representation [14:22] is tyranny [14:22] exactly [14:23] lol [14:23] we should revolt and dump tea in a harbor [14:23] you did that one [14:23] can I revolt and dump newt gingritch in the harbour instead? [14:23] of course, we'll have to dress up as mormons first (or some other group of pepoles0 [14:23] we had to raid shitloads of countries to get our stockpiles back up [14:23] we need our tea [14:23] fuck oil [14:23] how dis-tea-full [14:23] it's tea that runs britain [14:23] ooooh. not good at all [14:23] limey brits... [14:23] ;) [14:23] see those white van? tea [14:24] cars? tea [14:24] Richard Dawkins! Tea? [14:24] see, now you're getting it [14:24] Harry Potter! Tea? [14:24] Crap [14:24] yup [14:24] life makes sense now [14:24] tea! tea. [14:24] it's the tea [14:24] And, tea DOES taste better than the body and blood of Christ [14:24] lack-of-tea is the root of all evil [14:24] lol [14:25] lack of coffee is the root of my awakeness [14:25] i believe the blood of the christ is one of those heathen fruit "teas" [14:25] Tea doesn't have the blood's coincidental resemblance to merlot, though [14:25] nor staining power [14:25] isn't the blood of christ simply another form of vampirism? [14:26] you'd think so... [14:26] yeah [14:26] catholics seem to disagree [14:26] demonic chuch rites [14:26] but they're as cookoo as the rest of them [14:26] agreed [14:26] BRB, need to check the dryer again [14:27] watched clothes never dry [14:27] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [14:27] hey zip! [14:27] lo zippy [14:27] hi [14:28] * nullifidian says "let there be light" and flips the switch thingy [14:29] seems to be getting dark here earlier :-/ [14:29] so, basically, the creationists are just going to make-up a really, really confusing argument so that most Christians will go, "Um. Yeah. That must be right because it's hard and SOUNDS scientific." [14:29] * Samuel has quit IRC (lolk furries suck) [14:29] scarlett: um yes, as they've been doing for who-knows how long [14:30] yes, but now they're fucking it up by using pseudo-science [14:30] hell, they've been using pseudo science for centuries [14:31] only to back up the emotional blackmail, though [14:31] unless it's slavery condoned between really kinky couples [14:31] slavery with a safeword is ok ;-) [14:31] lol [14:31] ....but that's not truly slavery then is it? [14:32] depends who's doing the slaving [14:32] no, of course now [14:32] not [14:32] we're just joking around lovedeity [14:32] yes [14:32] well of course :-) [14:34] 20th century? you make it sounds like so very long ago [14:34] I'm slaving every day. So where the F$%#&! is my so-called master? [14:34] baron von greenback? [14:34] Benjamin Franklin...it's all about the Bens [14:35] I got the bens from diving too deep [14:35] * rudeboy checks the joke piles again. No room for that one either... [14:35] lol [14:35] you're suppose to go down and come back up slowly (can't believe I just said that) [14:36] I can [14:36] rude: keep it for a rainy day, remember that recycling generates kudos these days [14:36] LOL @ scarlett [14:36] true, and paper is a good insulator [14:36] but if i don't like cake, i'd give it all away [14:36] just ask any homeless person [14:36] Yeah! But, then they cloaked the uplifting in Christian ethos [14:37] they "made them civilized" [14:37] *shudder* [14:37] hm. bus bench christainity [14:38] Heh [14:38] Yes. But, "dick" doesn't carry the "I'll fuck you up" connotation [14:38] Well, I'm a slut [14:38] i prefer to use the much more generic "fucknut" [14:38] lol [14:38] calling a woman a cunt or whore implies a position of power [14:38] over her [14:39] gender free insulting is where it's at [14:39] coulter's head cheerleader [14:39] I'm fat!! Fuck you [14:39] ;) [14:39] lol [14:39] she has an large adams apple. She's a man, Baby! [14:40] bald is beautiful [14:40] my palm is bald [14:40] I don't think that women get it worse for being women. It's always personalized to roughly the same degree [14:40] i'll be beautiful soon [14:40] The only difference is connotation [14:40] or neo con notation [14:41] oh, nicely done rude ;-) [14:41] some women like to be spanked...er...hit [14:41] spanked [14:41] *nod* [14:41] not me, though [14:41] ;) [14:42] you need a partner with a good hand ;-) [14:43] brb [14:44] exactly [14:44] no news or listener mail today? [14:46] yes... but, God doesn't intervene....but, he does... [14:46] Ok. He only intervenes when the reporters are around... [14:46] it's a contrary bastard [14:46] * aANKOo has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:47] lol [14:47] I'm al;ive, that makes me better than falwell [14:47] ah! [14:47] he said it as I typed it [14:47] Well- why should atheists apologize for "feeling smarter" or "superior intelectually"? [14:48] If we've put in the time, effort, and research...then we probably ARE smarter on some things [14:48] it's not bragging if it's true, eh? [14:48] I'm not going to feign stupidity on a topic [14:48] but... but... but... the WATERFALL! [14:48] that never ceases to crack me up [14:48] lol [14:49] I think this might be the discussion going on in my blog [14:50] * AiW has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:50] there's a Unitarian who's arguing with Matt [14:50] what *is* a unitarian? [14:50] a half-assed atheist [14:50] ;) [14:50] it sounds like an atheist that goes to church [14:50] yeah, basically [14:51] how very bizarre [14:51] it's someone who doesn't believe in a "personal God" or "Christian God", but they believe in a higher power and order [14:51] it's basically an all inclusive church [14:51] deistish? [14:51] you rang? [14:51] lol [14:51] they want a sense of belonging but don't have any drinking buddys [14:51] half an ass? his farts must sound off key [14:51] ah [14:51] which is ok...but, this Unitarian (on my blog) is saying that atheists are elitist [14:52] are they backing it up with argument and evidence, or just going "atheists are elitist, lalala!"? [14:52] even worse.. [14:53] is this a "certainty equals elitism"? [14:53] they're saying "well, I think maybe you might appear as elitist..." non-commital bs [14:53] fuck em [14:53] just rhetoric... this particular person is claiming that since you can't know, with 100% certainty, that you should allow people to believe in the sky fairy [14:53] tosspot [14:53] I'll think it, just won;t say it [14:53]