Session Start: Sat Jan 13 13:28:08 2007 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:28] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:28] * Topic is 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, January 13th, 2006! (POSSIBLY a show on the 23rd too!) at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes.' [13:28] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Dec 30 15:31:12 [13:28] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:28] hey guys [13:28] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:28] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [13:28] aaaah, music [13:29] Yup, just testing the connection. Nice to know it works [13:29] soothes the savage beast in me [13:29] it's loud and clear [13:29] It's been storming here today - on the off chance that we lose internet, but not power, we'll keep going and just post the podcast as normal [13:29] If we lose power...well, you get a shorter show. :) [13:30] heh. yep [13:30] somebody must have been praying pretty hard [13:31] * libraryjuice has joined #nonprophets [13:31] hm. yes. pray for a storm to knock those terrible awful atheists off the air... [13:31] that would probably be pat robertson [13:32] he seems to have the patent on turning hurricanes and predicting meteors [13:32] All those atheists spreading their Nazi propoganda [13:32] If he's hearing the lord correctly [13:32] terrible terrible... [13:33] great AE show last week by the way [13:33] * Targetta has joined #nonprophets [13:33] and now old grinch-face has predicted a terrorist attack "sometime" this year [13:34] isnt there a terrorist attack of some scale every day? [13:34] pretty much [13:34] second half of this year - may or may not be nuclear - oooohhh scary [13:34] yeah, all the poor in the world [13:34] so she was RIGHT! [13:35] "that's exactly what I predicted" [13:35] that's an everyday terrorist attack [13:35] Pat robertson is a he [13:35] well... [13:35] well, I'm not sure about that [13:35] "I did not say the attack was going to be all at once" [13:35] given old grinch face, it's hard to tell now [13:36] Bill O'rielly should be on the Colbert Report some time. SHouldn't miss that. [13:36] I bet he is bang on the money like he was with the hurricanes and tsunami [13:36] is it me, or do all those conservative have that same grinch face quality when they get up there in years? [13:37] do you know when trevor? I haven't been watching him lately [13:37] I am not sure [13:38] I find the show somewhat annoying now, not because of Colbert, but because of the audience he draws [13:38] how so? [13:39] He'll say something half sarcastic about liberals destroying america and the audience will cheer [13:39] or atheists [13:41] The Colbert audience is really annoying [13:41] * scarlett75 has joined #nonprophets [13:41] yeah, you know what I mean [13:41] hey all [13:41] Good day [13:42] I think you're wrong about the audience [13:42] They will cheer his joke and play along [13:42] The audience will accept anything though. They have no standards [13:42] If he says that Deomcrats are destroying america, teh audience will cheer becuase of the joke [13:43] Even when he does a bad joke that hes done far too many times, they still applaud like hell [13:43] You are missing the fact that they dont sincerely agree with his words [13:43] Who's missing it? [13:43] He may say it as an intro to a joke and they'll still cheer like crazy [13:44] First of all, studio audiences will applaud for dud jokes. That is what they are there for. [13:44] that's correct [13:44] And even if they dont applaud, you will likely HEAR applause. [13:44] It is TV, ya know. [13:44] audiences are often paid to be ther and to respond to the applause sign [13:44] Second, I think most shows are great [13:45] and the jokes are mostly great [13:45] I'm not talking about the studio audience so much as the audience in general. I use applaud in general as well [13:45] The home audience? [13:45] His fans would laugh at anything he said whether its funny or not. They're not all that different from the O'Reily fans [13:45] what are you guys discussing? [13:45] Home, studio, internet, wherever [13:45] the Colbert Report [13:46] The fans of the Colbert [13:46] Aha [13:46] scarlet, Colbert Report [13:46] thanks [13:46] I think you are way off, ChristOnlce [13:46] I think his show IS extremely funny. [13:46] * atxcats has joined #nonprophets [13:46] I prefer the daily show [13:46] I'm a huge fan of Colbert since well before this show and I think that what he does now is hit and miss at best [13:46] Maybe your sense of humor is just different [13:47] hello atx [13:47] I like them both [13:47] May be, but standards are standards. And when a joke is being trotted out for the 37th time because someone is too lazy to write new material, it is sub-standard [13:47] hi scarlett! [13:47] I also like the daily show of course, but Colbert Report is a different kind of humor [13:47] More tongue in cheek [13:47] I think Colbert relies on more sarcasm than Stewart [13:47] He sure studied O'Reilly [13:48] Every word colbert says mocks O'reilly and his ilk [13:48] I get what he's going for, and sometimes it works, but it just isn't as polished as it should be, and it isn't as funny as the fans seem to say [13:48] You gotta like that efficiency [13:48] I diasagree [13:49] 4NONPROPHETS: What has happened to The Euthyphro Project? [13:49] is the site down? [13:49] I feel like I need a taco and some salsa [13:49] Is the results in on the HIGHEST RANKING ELECTED ATHEIST? [13:49] yep, you just get Omni something [13:49] It's like the uproar Jon Stewart gets when he does a pot joke. People may laugh a bit at the joke, but they're so big on the pot aspect that they overdo it [13:50] The material is migrating to Iron Chariots [13:50] Nonprophets: Thanks! [13:50] I know what you mean COI [13:50] Has anyone heard Rodrigo y Gabriela? [13:50] Both shows do that [13:50] guess I shouldn't have complained about the music [13:51] the music they were just playing (gypsy kings?) reminded me of R y G [13:51] They both do, but the nature of Colbert's show creates a constant problem for it [13:51] still semi-afk, but atxcats has certainly figured out how to get my attention...any messages to me should be similarly obvious [13:51] People are so ripe for anti-O'Reily humor that they'll pretend any joke thrown is brilliant whether it is or not. [13:52] Colbert on his show is a character. And he tries to stay in character even when you can totally see he is not serious [13:52] And start laughing and cheering even before the joke is over [13:52] Trevor, I very clearly get what the show is, what the character is, etc. You don't need to explain that [13:53] Maybe you have seen a bad show or 2 COI, but I think 95% of his shows are top notch. Some of the best shows on TV. [13:53] You seem to be faulting him for being an O'rielly clone and how the audience applauds it [13:53] The quality overall isn't as large an issue as the lack of scrutiny on the part of the audience [13:53] Someone let me know when this discussion is over, please [13:54] You want an audience to only laugh when you think things are funny? [13:54] Have you actually read anything I've written? Political positions have absolutely nothing to do with my position [13:55] No, but when they're laughing ridiculously at every word said, even when its been done to death, I suspect that they're being as sincere as Ditto-heads [13:55] And on Colbert Report, the exuberence of the fans is part of the joke. [13:56] so, atxcats....how's your week been? [13:56] There's a running gag how Colbert is applauded as he walks over to a guest, instead of the guest being appplauded. [13:56] sure is cold outside.. [13:56] They may be used to an advantage, but that doesn't change their lack of comedic standards. At any rate, we're sort of bludgeoning the room here and should perhaps stop [13:56] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [13:57] hi zip [13:57] that it is rude... [13:57] Hi [13:57] it was actually 28 degrees her in sunny CA, this morning [13:57] yeah, it dropped below freezing here too [13:57] scarlett -- fine, just getting busy with school starting soon! and you (i've been reading your lj, and sounds like you've been having a rough spot?) [13:57] no frost this morning [13:58] we may have snow in Austin Monday night [13:58] just cold and dry... LA in January. Wait a few days, it'll be 80 degrees [13:58] yeah, a bit of a rough spot, [13:58] nice! [13:58] Libertarians suck. [13:58] libertians suck -- [13:58] lol [13:58] they suck what...? [13:58] lollipops? [13:58] tail pipes? [13:59] am i silent? no [13:59] Bush's weenie? [13:59] I'm going to play "closed captioner" today -- instant transcriptions [13:59] huzzah [14:00] good luck with that [14:00] my job is easy now, because i don't hear anything [14:00] closed captioned for the permanently impaired, like me after a six pack... [14:00] maybe i'll just type "asshat" [14:00] lol, rudeboy [14:00] speaking of which, do you have a six pack? [14:00] ah, it so happens.. [14:01] I have a sixer of Corona [14:01] and a twelver of "Milwaukee's BEst" [14:01] i have a mug of gluhwein, left over from the holidays -- it's nice on this rainy day [14:01] That's a lot of horse piss for one guy [14:01] yep [14:01] the horses get jealous [14:01] ah, here we go [14:01] I have a 64oz Diet Pepsi...I suck [14:02] er.... [14:02] I have about 20 packs of smarties [14:02] i like lime diet coke [14:02] 20? [14:02] I have a box of cookies [14:02] pink floyd [14:02] cookies & beer, mmmm [14:02] cookies and beer [14:02] hey, that sounds like show food to me [14:02] what kind of cookies? [14:02] vinalla creme sandwiches [14:02] * tik2roo has joined #nonprophets [14:03] Is this where we do a fan girl scream? [14:03] first show of the new year [14:03] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [14:03] * aANKOo has joined #nonprophets [14:03] Hey, NJ [14:03] *holds up lighter & screams* [14:03] Afternoon, rudeboy, infidels! [14:04] yeah, more pink floyd [14:04] Yes...the Floyd mellows the people in the chat room [14:04] sets the groove [14:04] hi all [14:04] shine on you crazy diamond [14:04] the lunatic is in the hall [14:04] Juts another brick in the wall [14:04] wish you were here [14:04] Comfortably Numb [14:04] hey, nice rhyme [14:04] This new-fangled Pink Floyd fiddle-faddle! [14:04] fiddle paddle? [14:04] yeah, we need the old stuff [14:05] thank ya' rude [14:05] damn, 5 mins in. *shakes fist at the sky* damn you wiki spam! [14:05] despam thy wiki [14:05] meddle [14:05] You sound like Leo thingy from TWiT [14:05] nice mettle in the meddle [14:05] "Despam thy wiki" - HAHAHAHA [14:05] leo leport rules [14:06] Thou slat not allow anonymously registered users to move pages. [14:06] uh leporte [14:06] Where for art thou, Romeo [14:06] Thou shalt edit thine LocalSettings.php file and lock down those permissions! [14:06] howard miller wow! [14:06] lol [14:06] rudeboy: that's the one. [14:06] thou art in they gunny releasing nitroginous waste [14:06] rudeboy: sponsored by Dell. [14:06] (he's a prof. in the Religion dept. at UT Austin) [14:06] LOL [14:06] rudeboy: I wanted to say laplace for some reason. [14:07] where in fuckin hell art thou romeo, you shit pig [14:07] And, by "over-examining", he means "examining". :-) [14:07] rip Sid Barrett ( i'm still on pink floyd) [14:07] I've been off the net for a few weeks cos of house moving... weeks without DSL - I'm damaged. [14:07] wrecktal exams? [14:07] Oh hell, I haven't got any booze lined up. [14:07] libraryjuice -- withdrawal, much? [14:07] HI NONS [14:07] you mainline booze now? huh. [14:08] yay NP [14:08] hi [14:08] atxcats: it was horrible. [14:08] The chat room waves back. [14:08] chatroom waves booze bottles and snak foods [14:08] i can't wait till i can get a chip in my brain, lol [14:08] Wave hell...I'm flashing the NPs..they just can't see it [14:08] Maybe if it were bigger? [14:08] ooooh scarlett -- racy! [14:08] lol [14:08] NJ! [14:08] Is it wrong to put orange juice in stirfry? [14:08] lol [14:08] no, but it should include the peel [14:09] is it wrong to put libraryjuice in stirfry? ;) [14:09] ewww [14:09] * libraryjuice thinks about it... [14:09] I don't think I'd taste good. [14:09] And I might object. [14:09] is it wrong to stirfry non stirfry foods? these questions keep me awake all night [14:09] I think it might, but I agree with rude about the peel [14:09] * NeutronJack ain't touching that one. [14:09] you never touch your pee? [14:09] stirfry iceburg lettuce [14:10] Try not to. [14:10] Unless I were one of those GM pigs bread to not mind being eaten. I tell you, Douglas Adams was a prophet, not a writer. [14:10] oh yeah [14:10] I stirfry cabbage strips.. nice. [14:10] cabbage, mmmm [14:10] fart food [14:10] BASTARDS [14:10] that's me, not showing up [14:10] cabbage is fart food [14:10] And Cauliflower leaves. [14:11] and broccoli [14:11] everything is fart food for me. [14:11] I will show up for howard miller [14:11] and deviled eggs.... man I love those [14:11] I can lift my own roof after a platter of deviled eggs [14:11] doesn't matter what I eat... it's like a pulse. Show's I'm alive. I doubt I'll stop farting until quite a while after I die. [14:11] do they stop delivering mail for Darwin Day? They do for everything else [14:11] eeeewwww, lj [14:12] lol scarlett [14:12] sounds like you have a gaseous leak somewhere, Lj [14:12] For some reason the phrase "Darwin Day" makes me think of a droopy faced dog. weird. [14:12] you may want to call out the gas company to check that spigot [14:12] ooooooh, very nice [14:12] The Reason Driven Life [14:12] No! May 3rd is the day I'm getting married. [14:12] scarlett75: They let mail which can make it on it's own get there, and all other mail doesn't reproduce. [14:12] That's why it's important. [14:13] Mazelrifm indfe' [14:13] delivery of the fittest [14:13] Mazeltof, even [14:13] Indefual -- nice! [14:13] :) [14:13] effludels. [14:13] Hey - I found very interesting news about Rick Santorum's new job and Islam and I forgot to mail it to you - Here is the URL: http://www.tiny.cc/nN1DN [14:14] If people who don't believe in God are infidels, people who do must be effludels. [14:15] no anatomical subject lines [14:15] nekkid pictures...? [14:15] they're eff-something [14:15] tik2roo -- oooh, he can add countries to the axis of people "we" don't like [14:15] sounds effed up to me [14:15] viagra [14:15] 16 feet? Ouch [14:15] NPR: dear friend I am the manager at Nigerian National Bank! [14:15] requires a foot note from the doctor [14:15] Santorum also cites Venezuela, North Korea and Russia in his axis of enemies [14:16] He worries me a great deal atxcats, he is truly insane [14:16] The sequel rights were bought the day of release, so sales are irrelevant [14:16] y is a the axis of evil. x is the axis of good, and z is the axis of pragmatism. [14:16] * Judas has joined #nonprophets [14:16] His family thinks he's a nut job [14:16] tik: I wonder where he can do more damage [14:16] so what is the forula for a spherical shell? holy mackerel. [14:16] Private sector [14:16] Hi all [14:17] Hey Judas has shown up for dinner! [14:17] a fishy shell? [14:17] Hey Judas [14:17] tray tour [14:17] a fishy sphere? [14:17] lol rude [14:17] He can operate under cover and with more money [14:17] What do you think atxcats? [14:17] yep, tik, and that's where he's at now :-( [14:17] Judas...can you take a sad song and make it better? [14:17] I didn't kiss his ring - honest [14:17] Hey, Judas, don't make me sad, take a sad song and make it leftovers.... [14:17] Steeeeeeeeeeeeve [14:17] :) [14:17] I still didn't like him in office [14:18] I wish he'd join a monastery [14:18] that doesn't allow children to visit [14:18] So do I, except Catholics aren't Christians, you know... [14:18] Oi [14:18] damn, I love my mac... [14:18] me too, rude [14:19] nice snort [14:19] Are there such things as secular Christians? [14:19] LJ- yes, but not many [14:19] unitarians? [14:19] Far out [14:20] What a bunch of weirdos. [14:20] Are there any secular Muslims? [14:20] I no longer observe that stuff... I'll say that to the next door-to-door religious salesfolk [14:20] Not really, they're atheists who go on about the "teachings of christ" as if he said anything new [14:20] "Would you like a copy of the watchtower?" [14:20] "No, I no longer observe that shit." [14:21] they never visit us [14:21] LJ- Fewer, but there are some [14:21] What's that line from weird science? "Why don't you bend over, and I'll shove it straight up your ass?" [14:21] they learned not to visit me [14:21] they avoid pork and practice Ramadan. [14:21] (to the watchtower vendors) [14:21] far out [14:21] I occasionally void pork [14:21] I think anyone who says they are a Christian who says that they aren't sure if God exists or not, doesn't believe that Jesus was divine, and thinks the bible is a fable - Well, they are a secular Christian. [14:21] er.... [14:21] let me rephrase that... [14:21] no Manishevitz? [14:22] There are plenty of people like that [14:22] 4NONPROPHETS -- which store was that, russell? [14:22] * Nite has joined #nonprophets [14:22] good nite! [14:22] slip em an inch... [14:22] give the xtians an inch and they'll turn it into a 1300 year dark age [14:22] nice rude [14:22] The JW's visit me every week and invited me to a "meeting" today [14:22] ha- rude [14:22] Are you gonna go Target? [14:22] Just like Valentine's Day is secular. I don't worry about its history. [14:22] every week, Targetta? why? [14:22] When my DSL was not yet connected, I was hoping some JWs or similar would come knocking. [14:23] heh [14:23] DSL makes you do that? huh. [14:23] * Nite is now known as Nite_Beast_65 [14:23] a lack of it. [14:23] Good Nite Beast! [14:23] No i wouldn'y go to a church but I lovr talking to them about their shitty religion [14:23] inspired boredom [14:23] ah, I see [14:23] too true too true [14:24] Don't give them blood [14:24] "Hey, nice little shitty religion you guys have! Want a drink?" [14:24] Anyone see Deconstructin Harry with the blowjob prayer? [14:24] lol [14:24] no, christ [14:24] what with a who? [14:24] no [14:24] where? [14:24] Woody Allen is easily a favored secular jew [14:24] link us, CoI [14:24] An Israelii friend of mine told me about how there is a phrase (which I don't remember now) for "going back to God", which means that men in their late 30s whoo aren't married are told that if they come back to the Synagogue on a regular basis and donate, they will be "found" a wife. [14:25] Will do... [14:25] oh, it's a movie, righ? (Deconstructing Harry?) [14:25] what, a youtube? [14:25] Well, sure--go where the women are, and you'll have better luck getting a date. [14:25] that's why I still hang out in bars [14:25] No. It will be arranged. It's a straight deal. [14:25] and end up dating a bottle [14:25] or a large mug [14:26] tee hee [14:26] once did a turn with a tumbler [14:26] and got shot down with a shot glass [14:26] That's what he said. But then he was quite anti-religion, so maybe he was regurgitating anti-religion stuff. Who knows. [14:26] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118954/ --Deconstructing Harry [14:26] I think my husband could make us a festivus pole [14:26] And here I am re-gurgitating it too. [14:26] er... [14:26] * DRM has joined #nonprophets [14:26] thanks, Christ -- I remember the movie now, but haven't seen it [14:27] I have no luck with http://www.festivuspole.com/. [14:27] Oh, you mean like telling someone they MUST be Christian [14:27] it's festivuspoles.com [14:27] (*@&#)(!*@#& [14:27] Is that like a Maypole? [14:27] Its the most brilliant of his films new or old [14:27] No, it was invented in 1966: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus [14:28] Can someone point me to the software I need to listen to the stream? [14:28] * Judas1 has joined #nonprophets [14:28] www.winamp.com [14:28] iTunes [14:28] AFK - be right back. Beer time [14:28] yes, because I don't know of any evangelical deists [14:28] yeah [14:29] I've never had a deist knocking on my door with leaflets. [14:29] Paine, Franklin, etc. were deists [14:29] Thanks! [14:29] Jefferson? [14:29] DRM what OS? [14:29] * Targetta has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:29] wow there are two of me [14:30] Judas & Judas prime! [14:30] copy [14:30] clone? [14:30] * Judas has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [14:30] libraryjuice: XP -- listening now, thanks [14:30] We are subject to human nature... yes, but we're right! [14:30]