Session Start: Sat Oct 21 13:17:29 2006 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:17] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:17] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets is LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information.' [13:17] * Set by Non-Prophets on Sat Oct 07 14:00:41 [13:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:18] hello [13:18] Hiya [13:18] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:18] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [13:18] Wooh! [13:18] That answers that question :). [13:19] :) [13:19] AFK a bit...setting stuff up. [13:19] crikey [13:19] darkmojo: think i've sorted them now! [13:19] I've tuned in [13:20] ooh, is it on? [13:20] yeah, there's music on now [13:20] sweet [13:21] got it [13:22] lol [13:22] The music is getting ready to change though...not in a Styx mood [13:22] Good, I don't like this song. [13:22] Reminds me of that South Park Episode. [13:24] hells yeah. I love this song. [13:27] * neilviker has joined #nonprophets [13:27] So what is the usual delay between the broadcast and feed? [13:27] seconds, minutes? [13:27] i have no idea [13:27] about 2 minutes [13:28] ahh, that's not too bad [13:28] one could conceivably contribute in a timely manner [13:28] ish [13:28] ;) [13:28] heh [13:29] I feel like a part of history ;) [13:29] lol [13:30] has the film "death of a president" been shown on US tv? [13:30] neilviker = rudeboy -- if anyone is interested... [13:30] hello neilviker/rudeboy [13:30] ahah [13:30] hello [13:30] hey ya [13:30] i'm new here, so only recognise the nick from past chat records [13:31] ah, I see [13:31] I got myself a new computer so I'm still reorganizing my nicks etc. [13:31] Are you using ChatZilla? [13:31] no, Colloquy [13:31] Ahh [13:32] I networked all my old files over from my old computer and forgot that I had to re setup stuff [13:32] I see an avatar for your name, I was wondering how you got that to work (I'm a newb to IRC). [13:33] actually, there is a new version of colloquy I think, haveta look into that [13:33] okay, stream is up and working... [13:33] yeah [13:33] new colloquy? cool [13:33] i'm using conversation at the moment [13:33] already listening to it. [13:33] because it's less buggy [13:34] but a new version of colloquy would be good [13:34] I like Mozilla stuff and I figured since I'm new to IRC, it'd be easier [13:34] I'm running 2.0.1 right now [13:34] guess their server is down [13:34] yeah, it's been down for week or so now [13:35] termites... [13:35] damn them [13:35] heh [13:35] now, where did I save all those bootleg apps...? [13:35] lol [13:36] * scarlett75 has joined #nonprophets [13:36] wb [13:36] hello [13:36] neilviker = rudeboy [13:36] hello [13:36] changed your name, huh? [13:36] hey Matt [13:37] no, set it up wrong... I'm using a new comp [13:37] gotcha [13:37] I'll fix it later [13:37] is it normal for one to register a nick here, or just leave it? [13:37] Hello Scarlett [13:37] I didn't have to register a name here [13:37] Hi Darkmoho [13:37] mojo [13:37] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [13:37] not sure, B.M. -- ooooh, that's a poor foreshortening [13:38] Blu-M [13:38] that's better [13:38] Hello, uh, Christ [13:38] Hey [13:38] gettin into the scatological there.... heh [13:38] *waves* [13:38] I guess you came back. Whoops :p . [13:38] does BM have a particular meaning here? [13:38] ;) [13:38] It did for me earlier after breakfast.... [13:38] crikey! [13:38] aside from the normal biological function shorthand?? (BM) [13:39] lol [13:39] what might that be? [13:39] Butter Muffins [13:39] you're not going to make me say it, are you? [13:39] (i'm not in the usa) [13:39] bowel movement [13:39] ah [13:39] Hmmm... delicious. [13:39] wherefore art thou, Blu-M? [13:39] i didn't know it was commonly abbreviated [13:39] UK [13:39] The butter muffins, not the bowel movements :p [13:39] glad you clarified that darkmojo [13:39] ;-) [13:40] ah.... England my island home.. land of the free..... [13:40] Some people abbreviate it when talking with small children, since they find it more "couthe" than saying "need to take a shite'?" [13:40] how about "dump"? [13:40] "dropping the kids off at the pool" [13:40] or drop a og [13:40] hahahaha [13:40] or: make a sissie [13:40] you guys are gross [13:40] yeah, I know [13:40] you're offending my delicate senses. ;) [13:40] terrible childhood upbringing [13:40] i seem to recall you mentioning BMs first ;-) [13:40] I like "Hot drop the payload" [13:41] I'm still working on where table utensils go [13:41] wow...and this conversation will be archived. LOL [13:41] no etiquette whatsoever [13:41] neilviker: on the table, silly ;-) [13:41] May be a bit late today...Jeff can't make it. Russell is on his way, but we'll need to do some setup and preshow discussion first. [13:41] see? [13:41] I was putting them on the chairs [13:41] is Jeff okay? [13:42] neilviker: one can take classes for that [13:42] on my budget? [13:42] I can barely afford to breathe [13:42] apart from spoons, which go in the 'fridge. obviously [13:42] breathing is over-rated [13:42] i like to breathe now and then [13:42] it stops me drinking [13:43] I'm your classic margarita-lifestyle-on-a-beer-budget type of guy [13:43] damn, now I'm thirsty [13:43] Breathing is the number 1 most addictive activity in the world and it's withdrawal symptom is death. [13:43] gin is good for that. [13:43] or so i hear... [13:43] * Blu_Matt whistles [13:43] well, wine too. I can get some wine later.. [13:43] * atxcats has joined #nonprophets [13:43] hey cats [13:43] Hello cats [13:44] atx [13:44] so, are most folk in here from the US? [13:44] nelviker = rudeboy [13:44] hello atxcats [13:44] I'm in California [13:44] hi y'all! [13:44] Florida [13:44] atx [13:44] i'm in atx [13:44] california -- a bit south of scarlett [13:44] rudeboy! [13:44] Austin Texas I take it? [13:44] hey ya [13:44] darkmojo, yes [13:44] ahh [13:45] i think that appellation isn't warranted, you've seemed rather polite so far ;-) [13:45] I'll be in your neck of the woods on Monday, rudeboy [13:45] oh? [13:45] well, I'll be in So. Cal [13:46] what brings you down to the big bad city? [13:46] I have to go to UCLA for an appt. and then go to Burbank and drop off a shit load of work [13:46] i haven't listened to inxs in forever [13:46] ah, right in my neckothewoods [13:46] you're in LA, aren't you? [13:46] I used to live in an apartment in burbank [13:46] gotcha [13:46] I'm in tujunga now [13:46] was it in beautiful downtown burbank? [13:46] up on the side of a mountain [13:47] better [13:47] uh, actually uptown [13:47] * Blu_Matt thinks about looking shit up on a map, then gives up [13:47] I lived four blocks from Warner Brothers studios [13:47] there's a "Beautiful downtown Burbank"? [13:47] It was a perfect central location [13:47] someone used to say that on tv [13:47] that was Laugh In -- [13:47] the late 60s early 70s TV show [13:48] now i remember. yikes [13:48] Hmmm... didn't that used to be on Comedy Central? [13:48] now I'm dating myself.... [13:48] hi blu_matt! [13:48] Back before they had any real stuff besides standup to show? [13:48] hello cats :) [13:48] rudeboy, I was going to say that (dating myself), but i thought it could be misconstrued [13:48] heh [13:49] at my age everything looks misconcscrewed [13:49] lol [13:49] pffff! [13:49] lol [13:49] cause I need.... glasses! [13:49] i still don't get the idea of dating [13:49] I feel so young now... I'm only 24 :p [13:49] is that what one does before "going steady"? [13:49] you wake up one day and every font in the world is one side smaller [13:49] date yourself? [13:50] Damn narcisist [13:50] just dating in general [13:50] that's probably misspelled [13:50] dating (ie going out) or "dating onself" ie giving away one's possible age? [13:50] the first one [13:50] carbon dating [13:50] lol [13:50] * neilviker carbon dates his show leavings [13:50] lol [13:50] i thought that would only work after death [13:51] my shoes are dead [13:51] seems a bit extreme really [13:51] well, I'm a bit of a heel so... [13:51] I guess I better toe the line or something... [13:51] some stop me... [13:51] * Blu_Matt googles an American -> English translator [13:51] someone stop me [13:51] do you have a sole? [13:51] you're very punny [13:51] oooh [13:51] I think it's accuracy in recent death would be negligible. [13:52] i don't think this can last [13:52] Hehe [13:52] lol [13:52] caution: puns next 500 words [13:52] hahaha [13:52] NON-PROPHETS: Why is Jeff playing hooky today? [13:52] Coffee run? [13:52] it's just not an alternate Saturday unless I get to hear the sultry tones of his snark? [13:52] rum not run [13:53] through drinking too much coffee? [13:53] lol [13:53] not drinking enough [13:53] oh, not "coffee runs" [13:53] sorry, mea culpa [13:53] no, that's taco bell [13:53] eww [13:53] lmao [13:53] * neilviker runs for the teepee [13:53] I just took some pain meds, so today could get interesting [13:53] just warning y'all [13:53] oh, that was a double [13:53] entendre [13:54] i didn't want to say anything [13:54] finbar [13:54] trust me, reread it, it's perfect [13:54] don't encourage him, lol [13:54] :) [13:54] hee hee [13:54] 8) [13:54] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [13:54] zippy! [13:54] hi [13:54] hi zippy [13:54] hey zippy [13:54] hello [13:54] zippy is now an apparition? [13:54] yes [13:54] thought he was a clown [13:55] that nick is giving me mental childhood-related images [13:55] I think that's Crusty [13:55] ah yes [13:55] mental mental [13:55] clowns really are disturbing [13:55] I hate clowns [13:55] especially ouchy [13:55] so are mimes' [13:55] Poltergeist officially ruined any clown-love I might've had as a kid [13:55] What's with peoples dislike of clowns? [13:55] (word to the wise: don't google ouchy the clown) [13:55] anyone here ever hear of Angsto the Clown? [13:55] lol [13:55] that and Bozo always looked like he needed a Betty Ford clinic [13:55] they scare me [13:56] Because they never say anything. [13:56] lol, scarlett [13:56] ;) [13:56] You can't tell what they're thinking. [13:56] that red nose, those red eyes [13:56] Well, for me it would have Stephen King's "It" [13:56] the big shoes [13:56] you know what big shoes means... [13:56] you know what they say about the size of a clown's shoes....? [13:56] LOL! [13:56] lmao [13:56] hehe [13:56] makes his hat bigger? [13:56] makes his nose bigger [13:56] aaaaah [13:57] the things one learns in chat [13:57] Umm... that he's big feet in them? [13:57] or that freakish bowtie [13:57] that spins [13:57] exactly [13:57] the forced gaity [13:57] Does anyone actually know someone who's a clown (or has been a clown)? [13:57] i don't want to be happy damn it, leave me alone you stupid clowns [13:57] Hey, Non Profs, time to crank up the organ..... er, the show organ.... oh, never mind [13:58] they said they were going to be late, neil [13:58] So are clowns proof of a malevolent force like Satan? ;) [13:58] no clown acquaintances here [13:58] something about Jeff sleeping with the mafia and Russel driving a shitty car [13:58] that's my theory, darkmojo (I think clown's are evil) [13:58] clowns are aliens -- look, none of us actually know any [13:58] lmao [13:58] thankfully, not [13:59] clowns must be like Jesus and God, only around when you need a laugh [13:59] Russels car drops loads on the asphault? [13:59] now, that is shitty [13:59] i know *of* clowns, and that's more than enough for me [13:59] I hear ya', Matt [13:59] * tik2roo has joined #nonprophets [13:59] hello tik2roo [13:59] Speaking of clowns... so, did you guys hear about my week? [13:59] It must be those wicked looking painted smiles on their faces... [13:59] Waiting on Russell...but we'll get the showing going soon. :) [13:59] hello [13:59] no scarlett [13:59] Hi tik [13:59] * tik2roo has quit IRC (tik2roo) [13:59] can't say that i did, scarlett [13:59] I was asked to be a Godparent...LOL [14:00] lol [14:00] yeah, my friend apparently missed the memo [14:00] in charge of religious education in case the parents die? [14:00] heh [14:00] she said "Don't worry... who better to teach my child about Catholicism?" [14:00] seems ideal [14:00] I told her the priest might have issues with that, but I was game [14:00] lol [14:00] Heh. Someone asked me that a few weeks ago. I'm like "uh, do you know what godparents are supposed to do?" [14:00] do atheists have anti-godparents? [14:00] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [14:00] anyway...so in three weeks, I get to see if the alter bursts into flames and the holy water boils as I stand on the side of the ceremony [14:01] neutron! [14:01] just non-god parents [14:01] hello NeutronJack [14:01] (I told her I couldn't be a God Parent, but I'd certainly promise to educate her lil' one) LOL [14:01] blu_matt, that's a better term [14:01] wow, so antigawd parents have superpowers? [14:01] Jo Neutron [14:01] I love it [14:01] neilviker = rudeboy [14:01] Hey Jack. [14:01] nah, i wish, i'm my neice's antigodparent [14:01] i could really go for lazer vision [14:01] laser [14:01] shite [14:02] heh [14:02] me too [14:02] Afternoon, infidels! [14:02] oh, and flying [14:02] My eyes are for crap these days [14:02] I prefer the term heathen. [14:02] flying would be cool [14:02] ;) [14:02] I second that Matt [14:02] * tik2roo has joined #nonprophets [14:02] laser eyes, flying and maybe superstrength [14:02] Fuck flying. I want phasing through walls :p [14:02] just in case i get hit by a bus [14:03] and the ability to detect bullshit with laser-like precision [14:03] Ooh, someone's on [14:03] heh [14:03] is anyone here from Team Rational (on facebook?) [14:03] ah voices [14:03] ah, the birds [14:03] okay [14:03] joke time? [14:03] actually, they're a bit weird [14:03] sounds like [14:03] whoever was talking just faded out [14:03] Matt's on! [14:03] where'd he go? [14:03] Matt's off! (his rocker) [14:03] lol [14:03] LOL [14:03] lol [14:04] INXS [14:04] Boo Jeff! ;) [14:04] 19 people....sweet [14:04] * NeutronJack begins the annoying slow clap. [14:04] j/k [14:04] what you ran out of vinyl? [14:04] BRB [14:04] DOH! [14:04] yeah, it's all cds and things these days [14:04] damn, that's a good turn out... I think [14:04] NON-PROPHETS: I think you should tell embarassing stories about Russel, until he arrives of course [14:04] lol [14:04] that would be mean [14:04] yet amusing [14:04] mean, but oh so entertaining [14:05] ;) [14:05] indeed [14:05] :) [14:05] Interestingly, I was planning on using track 21 as today's intro music....I just didn't plan to play all of the tracks before it. ;) [14:05] i can't think of anything embarrasing about russel [14:05] lol [14:05] lol [14:05] russell [14:05] thankfully, for him, i don't know him [14:05] and, to think...I was actually early to the forum today. ;) [14:06] Heh, I've been here for four hours now [14:06] yeah, scarlett, you're usually in a half hour or so late [14:06] in IRC [14:06] otherwise i'd probably have a story involving a transvestite, a used lipstick and a 2pint stein [14:06] I know... my four young ones are usually demanding lunch [14:06] lol [14:06] funny about how you always have to feed them! [14:06] but, today I'm sick, so hubby is feeding the pirahna [14:07] Ok...we're gonna test the delay....get ready! [14:07] speaking of a pint, I could go for one right now [14:07] Has anyone here read David Kou's book? [14:07] pint hell, I'm doing straight percocet today [14:07] not yet [14:07] Is this like the THX sound promo? [14:07]