Session Start: Sat Sep 23 13:13:20 2006 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:13] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:13] * ChanServ sets mode: +ntr [13:13] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, September 23rd, 2006! at 3:00pm eastern (19:00 UTC) on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. (Non-Prophets)' [13:13] * ChanServ sets mode: -ahoq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:13] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:14] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! [13:14] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3pm eastern (19:00 UTC)! Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for connection information! (Non-Prophets)' [13:16] * Dustmundo has joined #nonprophets [13:17] Hi guys. Are you going live today? [13:18] Yup [13:18] In about 40 minutes...I'm busy setting stuff up. Make yourself at home :) [13:19] Sweet:) [13:19] We're actually already broadcasting - just music right now. Playing an old album for background music [13:19] Feel free to connect [13:19] * Dustmundo has quit IRC (Dustmundo) [13:20] * Dustmundo has joined #nonprophets [13:21] I'm having trouble connecting. I tried clicking the link on your page but it won't open. help? [13:22] What application are you using? [13:22] Mozilla firefox [13:22] Well, firefox is just a browser, what media player do you use? [13:23] Windows media player. Should I download something. WMP won't open it either [13:23] Ok, in WMP, click File>Open URL [13:24] Enter: nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000 [13:26] Scratch that.. [13:26] You actually have to enter: http://nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000 [13:26] It won't work in WMP without the http:// -- but it definitely works with that. Just tested [13:27] sweet. got it!!! thanks bro!!! [13:28] anytime [13:36] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:37] ah, there's the live feed... [13:49] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [13:50] * AtheistMedic has joined #nonprophets [13:50] here come the troops [13:51] May be running a bit late.... [13:52] stuff happens [13:52] how late? 10 mins? half hour? [13:52] doesnt' matter just askin [13:55] * Apples has joined #nonprophets [13:55] yes, we can hear you... [13:55] I can here [13:55] hey [13:55] so can I [13:55] hear* [13:56] microphone test! [13:56] * atxcats has joined #nonprophets [13:56] hmm... hello. [13:56] hi [13:57] * Aerik has joined #nonprophets [13:57] hi aerik! [13:57] hi atxcats! [13:57] same length! [13:57] what's the same length? (sounds dirty) [13:57] * ChristOnIce has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) [13:57] not dirty, the messages [13:58] must've slipped and fell [13:58] it must feel weird to get reset [13:58] my Winamp keeps pausing cuz apparently it can't buffer the stream fast enough. I just get 2 or 3 words here and there. -- oh shit, it fixed itself just now lol [13:58] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets The Non-Prophets is LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information. [13:58] * ChanServ changes topic to 'The Non-Prophets is LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information. (Non-Prophets)' [13:58] matt? bad word, listeners? [13:58] same here, but mine hasnt fixed itself [13:59] music is up and running [13:59] "matt just said a naughty word about our listeners" ?? [13:59] * Dustmundo has quit IRC (Dustmundo) [13:59] yeah, he'll f*** you up! [13:59] lol [13:59] ahhhh, my kind of song.... hee hee [13:59] * dustmundo has joined #nonprophets [13:59] now I just got some buzzing in my left headphone for a sec. might have been whats-his-names telephone. [14:00] Aerik - we were running late...and someone wanted to get started and said "Let's go, there's folks in the chat room" and I said "Fuck those guys" :) But we were definitely joking [14:00] 4crap wanted that song [14:00] lmao [14:00] * SydneyBarrett has joined #nonprophets [14:00] Gawd will Fuck You Up, by the GawdFuckers? [14:00] Still adjusting volumes and such [14:00] well, non-prophets, fuck us if we can't take a joke! [14:00] 4 thsi buzzing is really messed up. [14:00] * ChristOnIce has joined #nonprophets [14:01] no buzzing here.... [14:01] i don't have buzzing -- [14:01] same [14:01] sounds good here [14:01] rudeboy: for a bout 4 seconds it sounded like somebody was trying to fake more code with buzz. then a long buzz, then it went away again. [14:01] now i hear buzzing! [14:01] 4 there it is [14:01] except now i'm getting some interference [14:01] ouch [14:01] morse code* [14:01] it was god interupting! [14:02] cell phone interference? [14:02] damn kids and their cell phones.. [14:02] damn cells and their kid phones [14:02] I can't turn my cell phone off cuz I asked for overtime at my part time job and I just might get it. [14:03] mine makes occasional noise in my speaker system too... [14:03] sounds like you guys need a pitcher or two... [14:03] so this is what its like to listen live. how fun. [14:03] hehe [14:04] * NiteBeast has joined #nonprophets [14:04] 4 I never bothered to wonder before, but why just every *other* Saturday? [14:04] 4 4 only problem now is i wont be able to listen to this on the way to work [14:04] We're a bit frazzled today - as if that wasn't already obvious [14:04] 4 not at all! [14:04] not enough alcohol [14:04] that helps resolve frazzleness [14:04] The show is every other Saturday because Jeff felt that every Saturday was too much [14:05] 4 It wouldnt be [14:05] Considering many of us also do a show every Sunday :) [14:05] Infidel Guy does it twice a week. :P [14:05] Some people are workaholics [14:05] It may be changing to weekly...maybe. Stay tuned [14:05] infidel guy's show is his day job, right? [14:05] ... is it? That'd be a totally in my face fact. [14:05] 4 I think so [14:05] Not sure...but as soon as someone wants to start paying me, I'll do 3 shows a week [14:05] yep [14:06] Nonprohets weekly. I'm sold. Make it so [14:06] 4 lol [14:06] I'd love to restart doing my old show too, but there is no money in it... [14:06] * Aerik just finished eating a couple of kick-ass mcdonalds double cheeseburgers. burgers, nonprophets, chat, a Scrubs marathon on Comedy Central.. can it get any better? [14:07] New Doctor Whos next Friday? [14:07] * zippyapparition has joined #nonprophets [14:07] 4 can you mix yer meds with beer? oh noes! [14:07] slow news week, eh [14:07] 4 Bring back rome! [14:07] * Dave63 has joined #nonprophets [14:07] Bring back the victrola! [14:08] is there a second season of Rome, or was it a one-season mini-series? [14:08] victrola!? luddite! [14:08] crap, allergies [14:08] what the heck is Victrola? [14:08] lol [14:08] 1 1 It wasnt a mini-eries but they dont seem to be making a second season [14:08] * T-Dizzle has joined #nonprophets [14:08] 1 I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday! [14:08] anyone know when "bullshit !" starts it's 5th season? [14:08] nope [14:08] 1 naye [14:08] damnit I wish i had Showtime [14:09] ouch wisdom teeth [14:09] hm. me too [14:09] 1 yeah, and this vicadin is doing noooothing [14:09] I passed a kidney stone so I have some experience with emergency rooms too [14:09] well, maybe laughter will help [14:09] 1 kidney stones > wisdom teeth [14:09] prayer sure won't [14:09] so, in a way, I got stones at the hospital [14:09] AtheistMedic: I had 4 back mullers removed before putting my braces in during high school so my wisdom teeth could erupt peacefully. Braces are off now, but it seems my damned wisdom teeth still arent going to be coming in any time soon. [14:09] stoned [14:09] lol [14:10] sounds dirty [14:10] can't access showtime site ' cuse it won't open if u are from a non-usa location [14:10] wha? [14:10] yes [14:10] why should that matter> [14:10] that bites (not accessing showtime site) [14:10] 1 ouch aerik, i didnt have braces so you win [14:10] Bullshit's site, right? [14:10] little buzz again [14:10] i don't know [14:11] shouldn't make any difference where you access it from [14:11] when I was in brazil (yay, you had a Brazil listner) I couldnt access it either. [14:11] AtheistMedic: lol now I don't have a full set of teeth! :/ [14:11] 1 Lol [14:11] the link to get showcase channel [14:12] 1 I always use bittorrent to download showtimes shows [14:12] heh. The Secular Boaat [14:12] lmao [14:12] * rudeboy writes a synopsis for a new TV show [14:12] a three hour cruise [14:12] i hope by oct.... loved the 1st 4 seasons !! [14:12] The seeeecular boat. Soon we'll be taking another riiiiide. oh boy. [14:12] Maybe a midget that screams, de boat, de boat! [14:12] lol [14:12] got all of them on my HD [14:13] i've only seen one bullshit -- I need to remedy that lack [14:13] starring gavin mcleod as the highlander captain [14:13] search for penn and teller or bullshit on Youtube, atxcats [14:13] 1 highlander ! [14:13] ah, this'll make a great crossover series [14:13] swords and boat rides [14:13] Have you heard Penn's radio show? its great [14:13] 1 youtube takes too long to load long videos [14:14] no, haven't heard Penn's radio show -- where, how? [14:14] you can download it [14:14] www.pennradio.com [14:14] u can see most of them on utube sire [14:14] and its on itunes [14:14] site [14:14] ooh, more media to attend to -- but I'll make this a priority [14:15] Peen Radio on Free FM [14:15] no, haven't read the God Delusion yet [14:15] Has the book come out yet? [14:15] WOW [14:15] * blat has joined #nonprophets [14:15] Teller started rambling? [14:16] heres a link to all 41 episodes of Bullshit! http://bullshitlinks.blogspot.com/ [14:16] hahaha the guy speaks [14:16] 1 well his name is teller.. [14:16] Teller, though, has taken alot of funny guest appearances on tv shows [14:16] to get teller to talk at all is something worth mentioning [14:17] It's really not that much of an accomplishment. He'll talk to anyone after the show. :) [14:17] 1 anyoneelse thinks sam harris looks a bit like ben stiller? [14:17] yes -- were the separated at birth? [14:17] they [14:17] yes agreeed [14:18] 1 I first saw him on The God Who Wasn't There, and i was like "stiller's an atheist??!" [14:18] links to mythbusters clips http://mythbusterslinks.blogspot.com/ [14:18] 1 anyone ever check out www.onegoodmove.org [14:20] i think it's because Islam is persecuting nonbelievers like Christianity did a few hundred years ago [14:20] cristianity is predominant in our western society, so its tuned down now [14:20] people who make positive claims about things that they could not know == liars Christianity/Islam == polished liars [14:20] 4can the non-prophets surf to the showtime and report in one their blogs when bullshit re-starts? [14:20] I prefer intelectually dishonest =P [14:21] The difference between christianity and islam is the cultures in wich they exist. In the purest forms they're equal, but Islamic countries are somewhat less educated. It's easier to breed extremisim in an uneduacted society. [14:21] 1 oh the Pope, what an idiot [14:22] 'cuse non-prophets are in the states [14:22] are you saying that he's an idiot in general or do you have a specific issue? [14:23] 1 well this one is an idiot in general, mostly though that quote about Islam really topped it off [14:23] I think you would say "Intellectually dishonest" [14:23] 1 or "intellectually lacking" [14:24] both [14:24] I can't see AtheistMedic's comments. I see a blank line. If I highlight the line, then I see the comments. For some reason, it's showing up as "black on black", which is invisible. [14:24] And it's really agregious that the pope would dodge blame for what he said behind the "I was only quoting" excuse. It's the the same trick FOX news uses tos ay wahtever they want by putting a question mark after whatever biased bullshit they want to say. for example, "I heard... your mother's a whore? no, I'm only asking, er, im only quoting..." [14:24] LOL [14:24] nice little eufemism [14:24] 1 lol yes i remeber when The Daily Show ripped on FOX for the question mark thing [14:24] I was only quoting another liar in history... [14:25] and it's true [14:25] And its the biggist non-apology ever [14:25] "im sorry if you were offended" [14:25] someone is off mic... Dennis? [14:25] NightBeast: there is a Bullshit scheduled on 9/28 -- Exercise vs. Genetics -- I don't know if that's the new season, just a sec [14:25] biggest [14:25] 1 Lol yes, im not sorry for the comment, sorry you guys actually take offense [14:25] ((TY)) [14:26] if I took offense my neighbor would probably build another one [14:26] well he shouldnt be dodging blame or apologizing for the comment in and of itself. it is true that Islam is and started as being spread by violence. It's the implication that Xianity is not by the pope that he should be apologizing for, and is a hypocrisy he is responsible for. [14:27] Yeah, NiteBeast, that looks like the new season [14:28] Excersize vs Genetics is 1st season [14:28] not the 1st time a pope lied about xianity's own history [14:28] 10 wait, nonprophets didnt do listener's mail did they? [14:28] not yet [14:28] 10 shit thats bright [14:28] wow!? [14:29] could the US become a christian theocracy? [14:29] 12 man i hope they red my e-mail! [14:29] 12 read* [14:29] is it possible? [14:29] yep [14:29] 12 yeah, of course its possible [14:29] what about the constitution? [14:29] if it does i'm moving to europe or spain [14:29] 12 lol, we threw that thing out a long time ago [14:29] oh, it's being chipped away at bit by bit (the constitution) [14:30] fuck :/ [14:30] 10 Since the newest Penn/Teller Bullshit! ep. is about exercise vs. genetics, It is releven to this podcastpickle.com download link to an episode of "Truth-Driven Thinking" about "the obesity myth" http://www.podcastpickle.com/media/download/207229/ [14:30] some might say it already is [14:31] Well, Kent Hovind doesn't pay his taxes... [14:31] 12 didn't Mr. T turn to god recently? [14:32] being north of usa i'd move if it became a full-blown theo-crazy [14:32] yeah, he got tired of people messing with his head [14:32] hm? [14:32] Mr. T [14:32] 12 nitebeast = canadian? [14:32] One of the Baldwin brothers became a major evangelist born again xian [14:32] yes [14:32] the dimmest one (Baldwin bros.) [14:32] 12 woot, hurry for canada [14:32] The most useless Baldwin [14:33] no, he's an eskimo, AtheistMedic :P [14:33] sad [14:33] 12 <- is canadian too [14:33] LMAO [14:33] Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lies with a man like one lies with a woman, both are to be put to death [14:33] 12 lol, a canadian eskimo? [14:33] what if he only lies with other men? hehe [14:33] that seems like a quote agains bisexuality [14:33] (the humurous implicatoin is that eskimos still only live in igloos" [14:33] 12 oh i got it [14:34] 12 classic! [14:34] iglood it to the wall and now it won;t come off [14:34] but that's the old testament (I can never figure out the algorithm for figuring out when you have to obey the o.t.) [14:34] "i'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe...." LMAO [14:34] oh, oh oh oh oh. You guys wanna hear a really offensive double entendre my brother taught me? [14:34] "Praise the lord we're no longer under "the law" is the only reason bible "believers" oppose killing gays" [14:34] hahahahha [14:34] yes, aerik! [14:34] but the O.T. rule on tithing is still in full force LOL [14:34] ok i told this joke in the Infidel Guy chatroom once too [14:35] Fred Phelps is great... very amusing. [14:35] title of a song.... tee hee [14:35] 10 a priest says to a rabbi, "wanna fuck some kids?" The rabbi replies, "out of what?" [14:35] If Christians were the ones in the middle east, the situation would be reversed [14:35] 12 lol in the church near me, they have you put your name on your donations to see how much you are giving weekly [14:35] A gread deal of the violence is due to the geography [14:36] atheistmedic: i think they needed to track it for your tax receipt, eh? [14:36] 12 no, because you dont get a tax reciept [14:36] 12 from the church [14:36] 12 at least we didnt, nor my neighbors [14:37] atxcats I told the joke, nobody cared [14:37] aerik -- ha -- get to offend a couple of groups in one little line -- great economy of wit! [14:37] don't worry about it. I pop jokes all the time and no one notices [14:37] rudeboy -- you have jokes? [14:37] see? [14:38] I need a beer [14:38] people notice, they just dont laugh [14:38] lol [14:38] well it was a truly provacative joke I told, yes yes. [14:38] 12 fuck my gums are bleeding again [14:38] 12ppl here are too mean... LMAO [14:38] someone here buy me a beer. keep it cold and mail it to me UPS ground, please? [14:39] you outta beer? how sad. [14:39] yep. fresh out [14:39] 'buy me a drink, you're still ugly' [14:39] but after the drink, apples, after the drink . . . [14:39] that would cost a lot [14:39] hahahaha [14:39] by ups [14:39] well, I cant drink. underage. [14:39] bible == liar's manual to power, control and wealth [14:40] pick a verse and twist it to your favor [14:40] thats what the creationists do [14:40] but when i pick a verse I'm "reading out of context" [14:41] all the f@cking time [14:41] (( AtheistMedic )) I feel your pain [14:41] I think Russell could do a nice Sam Harris impression. He's got the right voice for it. [14:41] you dont have to twist them, they are fucked up as is. [14:42] absolutely [14:42] 12 outta curiosity, majority of people here are how old? (myself being 18 years old [14:42] * Aerik turned 21 in June [14:42] i go to church (because my dad's a fundy) and take notes, its amusing. [14:42] 24 [14:42] This is Russell... I can't remember what Sam sounds like [14:42] 17 [14:42] 41... turned a week ago [14:43] 54 turning 55 in November [14:43] 36 [14:43] 43 [14:43] rudeboy, I checked my fridge, and there's a Bass Pale Ale, Shiner Bock (local brew), diet coke lime, and some oj which may have fermented. [14:43] 12 yeah apples, what is with that [14:43] BTW, did Matt post this article link? [14:43] 54 going on 55 in October. (i think) [14:43] good thing you didnt turn 41 the week there was a show, you'd have never lived down our teasing, NiteBeast lol [14:43] send the bass, thanks [14:43] 12 all i see now on evangelic chrchs people are taking notes? [14:43] my dad wants me to be saved, so I have to go... [14:43] yeslol [14:43] hahaha. its sad, but fun. [14:44] 12 take notes on what! [14:44] 12 its all in the bible! [14:44] what the people say [14:44] In context to the show, I don't think America has any chance of becoming a theocracy because I don't think Christianity has the solidarity to com together to make it happen. [14:44] one guy clamed that liberal christians who dont vote for christian candidates are going to hell. [14:44] o.k., rudeboy [14:45] AtheistMedic : you'd be surprised how much extrapolation sermons take from the bible and twist it into whatever non-sequitious bullshit they want. It's this kind of thing that caused Andrew Sullivan to invent the word "Christianist." a person who clearly has no idea what's in the scriptures he wants to sell but insists on spreading his 'belief' in them. [14:45] it has nothing to do with solidarity. Enough key people are already in place. When you have a fascist group like our current administration running things, all it takes is a few of them to make policy... [14:45] who's listening to the show live right now? [14:45] dustmundo, perhaps, but if enough of the fundies get in power, and if enough people don't fight back . . . [14:46] i'm listening live [14:46] right now we have "faith based " office in place and they are sending tex money, MY tex money to a church [14:46] so am i [14:46] i am [14:46] 12 ah ok, everytime i used to go to church it seemed to repeat year after year [14:46] by Tex money to you mean tax, or Texas? [14:46] tax [14:46] http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/opinion/la-oe-harris18sep18,0,622365.story?track= [14:46] 12 i guess heyre getting better at spweing crap [14:46] my typing sucks [14:46] If you want to hear Sam Harris, check out "Sam Harris SALT" here: [14:46] (Sam Harris) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Equfju9kJfA [14:46] Ok, I'm done rambling now...the other guys can talk and I'll chat in here a bit :) [14:46] gentlemen, start your mail! [14:46] <--Matt again [14:46] well for all i know you live in texas lol [14:47] 12 mmmmmmm read mine! [14:47] Yeah, faith is definately a prerequisite for holding office, but as far a politics go its pretty hard to push any adgnda, religious or not. [14:47] I live in california, a colony of texas [14:47] OOOh, viewer mail! I'm exciting! What are y'all wearing! [14:47] (that's a joke) [14:47] I never sent in any mail. maybe I will... just to let you know, its a brazilian female 17 year old accent. might be fun to hear Jeff try it. [14:47] lol [14:47] Apples: You're in Brazil, or from Brazil? [14:47] 12 lol yeah [14:48] I want to hear jeff do a Chinese accent. [14:48] 12 most of his voices sound the same [14:48] dustmundo, they already have pushed a lot of their agenda [14:48] from brazil, in Florida. [14:48] Ah cool [14:48] currently [14:48] I'm still trying to think of a letter to send from Jamaica [14:48] Yeah but not as a whole. I still feel free to be an atheist although we are a minority. [14:48] yeah... there is a brazilian religious cult leader who says he's Jesus, I'll translate some quotes and send it. [14:49] I don't see that changing [14:49] 12 lol [14:49] 12 (apples) kinda liike that sung mooon guy? [14:49] hmm... he hears voices. [14:49] creme of sum yung gai [14:49] just don't put your atheist activities on your resume -- I get resumes all the time from people listing their religious work, and it makes me wonder how my atheist organization work would go over [14:50] Apples, one of my favorite songs is Palavras de Amor by Cesar and Fabian. Have you heard it? [14:50] 12 yeah, i wish there were more athiest activities where i live? [14:50] I'm in the millitary. I know that much. I do believe we are discriminated against. [14:50] 12 no ? mb [14:50] Dont remember it, is it bossa nova? bossa nova is lovely. [14:50] dustmundo -- tried to get any contraceptive care lately? [14:50] which branch of the military? [14:50] not really? [14:51] * T-Dizzle has quit IRC (T-Dizzle) [14:51] I'm lucky enough to work for a company peopled with plenty of reasonable folks - quite a few folks stop me in the hall to comment on the TV show. It's nice, because I was expecting to have a much harder time of it [14:51] AF active [14:51] I'm not sure of the style. I heard a "pop rock" sounding version of it. [14:51] yeah, I work in the physics building, so I'm pretty safe [14:51] The chinese thing isn't exavtly fair. You can hardly stretch your legs in that country without killing a handful [14:51] hehe.. then no. I'll check it out Dave63 [14:52] Hang on, I'll have a link in a minute... [14:52] atxcats: I told what is known as a non-canonical joke. Here's another great example that's actually just a wee bit trickier to figure out. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/214381 clik "watch this movie" [14:52] thanks, aerik -- I'll try it after the show. [14:52] * scarlett75 has joined #nonprophets [14:52] It's literally a minute long. [14:52] hi [14:53] hi scarlett! better late than never [14:53] any americans in this room other than the "non-prophets" ? [14:53] yeah, I know... [14:53] hi scarlett! [14:53] me [14:53] yes [14:53] 12 matt, how many people listened to your show before you worked there? [14:53] of course [14:53] i'm from Colorado & Texas [14:53] scarlett75 told me in a comment thread that she has an interesting story about her hubby [14:53] California here [14:53] wyoming here [14:53] oh yeah...the Fred Phelps story, huh aerik? [14:53] dust: can u goto the showtime site? [14:53]