Session Start: Sat Jul 29 13:04:59 2006 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:04] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:04] * ChanServ sets mode: +ntr [13:04] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, July 29th, 2006! at 3:00 PM EDT on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. (Non-Prophets)' [13:04] * ChanServ sets mode: -ahoq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:05] * ChanServ sets mode: +oq Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:05] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3:00 PM EDT on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com! [13:05] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to hear the Non-Prophets LIVE, today at 3:00 PM EDT on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com! (Non-Prophets)' [13:28] * rudeboy has joined #nonprophets [13:29] Ah Ha! [13:31] wow. how'd I end up in this disco? [13:38] How about a little Si Zenter -- or some Group One? [13:38] There I go again, dating myself... [13:46] lol [13:46] that HAs to be Adam Sandler [13:49] Actually, if you're talking about what I think you're talking about...it's not [13:49] Opening music will be "Priest" by Stephen Lynch [13:49] patton oswalt? [13:49] ah [13:51] time for a quickie snack then... brb [13:53] Ah yes, folks, Hot and Spicy barbeque chips and a can of Keystone Light. Life is kinda special..... [13:56] goodie [13:58] * atxcats has joined #nonprophets [13:59] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets The Non-Prophets is LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information. [13:59] * ChanServ changes topic to 'The Non-Prophets is LIVE at http://www.nonprophetsradio.com. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com for show information. (Non-Prophets)' [13:59] Chat hosted by irc.wikkedwire.com [13:59] Visit the Atheist Community of Austin website: http://www.atheist-community.org [13:59] crank it up guys [14:00] Visit the Non-Prophets website: http://www.nonprophetsradio.com [14:00] Welcome! If you're having problems connecting, you can connect directly to the LIVE show! Winamp, media player and other software can be used by "connect to URL" or "play URL" features and directing the player to: nonprophets.gotdns.org:8000 (Limited spaces available) [14:01] Snotty Dennis, eh? [14:02] and Raging Russell [14:03] * uvajeD has joined #nonprophets [14:04] yeah chatroom! [14:04] population 3 [14:05] Yes, but it's an important 3 [14:05] umhm [14:05] thank you [14:05] Call that 4 with the hosts [14:05] well, 6 since there are three hosts [14:06] Let's spin it up [14:06] I stand corrected [14:06] Actually, I sit corrected [14:06] heh [14:06] I should stand more myself [14:07] * bnem has joined #nonprophets [14:07] I should too, but I can't stand it [14:11] let this be my last stand... -- custer [14:12] Mel Gibson hic [14:12] hee hee [14:12] he apparently can't stand either [14:13] well, I can't stand him so.. [14:14] This whole wican discrimination seems to be STANDard practice [14:14] everyone is punny today [14:15] I underSTAND what you're saying [14:15] "I can't stands no more" -- Popeye the Sailor [14:17] I think this Darby character was a stealth atheist... looking to cust things up inside [14:17] bust [14:17] bye bye Larry Darby! [14:18] remember folks, our own loving government had insiders in the Black Panthers and student protest groups in the 60s [14:18] A can't imagine being a true atheist and converting to xianity [14:18] The whole purpose was to bring down those groups from the inside [14:18] How is it possible knowing what we know [14:18] Wouldn't be too far fetched for some group to do the same thing to atheist groups [14:19] You are in TEXAS -- of course you're surrounded by fish! [14:19] huh? [14:19] Living in an insane world is what it's all about when you are an atheist in the USA [14:19] Oh, so we're keeping company with bigots [14:20] what do you expect from a military asshat [14:20] the Atheist-in-Foxholes monument is in Alabama [14:21] that the religious right puts up stealth candidates in elections, has openly said they are trying to influence the military and the government in fact.... how hard is this to accept? [14:21] There were at least 100 military atheists that got up on stage at the Goddless Americans March on Washington [14:22] That was a Newt Gingrich quote [14:22] .... in Texas ..... [14:23] yeah, they are so repressed that they don;t have to pay taxes [14:23] lol [14:23] True freedom is the right to abstain [14:23] I had a stain on my abs once [14:24] How did you get that? [14:24] top secret. [14:24] Canadians, in the US, how is that possible [14:25] clinton made a dresstain [14:25] canadians -- they look just like us [14:25] Tell the Canadians to remove that "Gawd" phrase from their constitution [14:26] Californians are lazy [14:26] we have atheists groups now [14:26] wasnt thier a town in texas founded by atheist? [14:26] Ironically...Adding Gawd in your constitution goes a long way towards making the country godless [14:27] uh, not that I can recall [14:27] oops their -> there [14:27] much of the central tx hill country was founded by freethinkers -- non-religious from germany [14:27] well, west texas -- I think the air is a little clearer [14:28] That should tell you what kind of people are becoming soldiers [14:29] Where is everybody from? I live near Detroit Michigan. [14:29] Los Angeles, CA [14:29] Austin (and Colorado, New Jersey, Germany, etc.) [14:29] Manchester, NH [14:30] That about spans the whole country [14:30] Speaking of wars. The CooKoo Religious Right is practically having orgasms over this Israel - Lebanon scrabble [14:30] they are expecting Israel to launch their nukes any moment now [14:31] oh, the peat bog bible was NOT open to a scripture that talked about "those who want to wipe out Israel" [14:31] Jamestown was the first attempt at colonizing this continent [14:31] hm. peat bog. Should make a fine flame in the fireplace [14:32] bible presto logs [14:33] According to the Catholics...You are killing your kids by masturbating [14:34] "Every sperm is sacred.... " [14:34] Even Pascals sperm [14:34] I don't except Pascals sperm [14:34] let alone his wager [14:35] HE wagered his sperm? How much and what were the odds? [14:35] 3 to 1 that they land on the coffee table [14:35] 12 - 1 on hitting the ceiling fan [14:36] 1000 - 1 that they hit the house fly [14:37] but they lose points for hitting the drapes [14:37] Wasn't St. Augustine settled before Jamestown? (atxcats is ignoring the other discussion) [14:37] Yeah...his wife would be pissed if they hit the drapes [14:37] well, the damn cleaners charge extra... [14:40] One reason that more moderate Xtian groups DON'T say anything is that they are afraid of losing any more credibility themselves. [14:40] Far more of them are on the fence but are afraid to pick a side [14:43] * atxcats has quit IRC (atxcats) [14:43] oops [14:43] I was just going to answer [14:44] * atxcats has joined #nonprophets [14:44] St Augustine and Santa Fe are the oldest towns in the contiguous states [14:44] founded by the Spanish way back when [14:45] late 1500s. Jamestown was 1620 [14:46] we missed you atxcats!!!! [14:46] thanks, one of the cats pounced on the keyboard [14:47] send them to their scratching posts for punishment [14:47] no tuna tonight! [14:47] gawd, tuna breath on a cat.... phew! [14:49] Was it Newton, or Pat Robertson's prayers that got our astronauts to the moon? I think I have the right answer to that one. [14:49] has it cooled down in CA? heard it was hot there. [14:49] yes, out heat wave has ended [14:49] and if you are sick, do you go to a doctor or church? [14:49] nice foggy day today [14:49] yea fog [14:49] Spent most of the morning working in my yard [14:50] nearly weed whacked a bullfrog [14:50] baby bullfrog [14:50] aww, don't whack the bullfrogs [14:50] all the newborn reptiles are appearing right now [14:50] Oh, I'm really careful [14:50] yuck! Flying bullfrog pieces [14:51] I remove them and place them in a moist little spot by the side of the house [14:51] besides.. [14:51] Bullfrogs are NOT native to california [14:51] reptiles and amphibians in the yard -- how great is that [14:51] it's fun [14:52] oh, if it's not native, it might be acceptable to whack. are they invasive, pushing out native species? [14:52] Here are two of my reptile pets: http://snakemasterproductions.com/tale_of_two_snakes.html [14:52] I've got frogs, raccoons, skunks, fox and possums on my property...all native [14:53] Bullfrogs were introduced into California at the dawn of the 20th century [14:53] They were "farmed" in the central Valley for restaurants in san Francisco [14:53] How do you know it was in the morning? [14:53] When frogs became... lol [14:54] when frog legs became uninteresting to diners, the farms were abandoned and the bullfrogs over ran the state and pushed out native species [14:54] in many places, native frogs are gone foreven [14:54] forever [14:55] Are they still running your state...AKA the governator? [14:55] the biggest bullfrog of all [14:55] YAH, MY MUSCLES ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS, GIRLYMAN [14:55] (don't get me started) [14:55] hmm, do your snakes eat bullfrogs? nice, lovely snakes, btw. [14:56] thaqnks. Nope, they eat mice [14:56] gopher snakes are constrictors [14:56] these guys can put away 5-6 mice in a meal [14:57] I would think the gopher snakes would eat gophers. [14:57] they do. hence the name [14:57] I wish I could use them to get rid of the gophers in my yard [14:57] but then they'd just crawl off [14:58] now, if I could catch the gophers, then I'd drop them into the cage [14:58] "Here's a snack boys..." [14:58] If you turn your yard into a Catholic chuch and baptise the gophers...then they will only show up on xmas and easter [14:59] or they'd picket gay funerals... [14:59] you would get a tax exemption [14:59] well, maybe the gophers would [14:59] why not...tax deductions for ALL! [14:59] sure.. if you can swing it [15:00] I'd love to dig up the yard, get rid of the gophers... [15:00] I don't understand the big push for tax cuts... [15:00] * phodges has joined #nonprophets [15:00] free payback for the big friends that fund the current officials in power [15:00] quid pro quo [15:00] Paris needs another necklace [15:01] If you really love the country, then you should want to support it financially...shouldn't you? [15:01] one would think so [15:01] esp. in a war [15:01] but those in power hate the poor [15:01] let them eat bullfrog [15:01] they hate them enough to threaten them with even worse poverty if they fail to pay their taxes [15:01] So? Hate the poor but support the country. [15:02] * phodges has quit IRC (Client exited) [15:02] oooookay [15:02] ssatan voted for bush! [15:02] new bumper sticker [15:03] ah, the Onion strikes again [15:03] Republicans for Voldemort (a bumper sticker I've seen lately) [15:03] Harry Potter for ambassador [15:04] Bumper sticker I saw recently: "If you rapture, can I have your Mercedes?" [15:04] I call them Corruptlicans...not republicans. [15:05] They are all guilty of it [15:05] we need to clean house completely [15:05] Both sides are guilty...but the right is orders of magnitude worse [15:06] on that we are agreed [15:06] yep [15:06] Dinosaur AdventureLand? [15:06] lol [15:06] priceless [15:07] It shows just how ignorant some people are [15:08] Hovind plays stupid -- classic Xtian tactic [15:08] I saw men walking with dinos..their names were Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble [15:08] and Dino was one smart dog..... er.... dino [15:08] employed by god, omg! [15:08] yes! [15:09] make Hovind a landlord for the Floridian homeless [15:09] Here, guy, here are your new employees [15:09] science center [15:10] science center my ass [15:10] God doesn't need the money. [15:10] if GAwd hasn't paid taxes, then he needs to be brought to justice [15:11] what does Hovind need with guns? [15:11] Ah, he is embezzling then [15:11] what a racket [15:11] Bible quote: "Give to Caeser what is Caesars." [15:12] * phodges has joined #nonprophets [15:12] and I'll have Caesar salad, thank you [15:12] phodges, welcome back! [15:12] actually it's $1200 in Vegas [15:12] that's why they have slot machines that have jackpots of $1199 [15:13] so that the casino doesn;t have to do a lot of paperwork -- nor the customer [15:13] that's the antitax movement [15:13] gawd needs a passpoprt? [15:13] wonder how hovind looks in stripes? or are they wearing orange in the florida correction system (or is this federal?) [15:13] passport [15:13] I'll find out for sure (I hope)..I'm in Vegas for 4 days, starting next thursday [15:13] cool [15:13] The government can take what is Caesars with the legal word "Seizure" [15:14] If you can, try the poker tables... or blackjack... [15:14] I did fairly well at the blackjack table last time I was there [15:14] I'll play some poker, but I'm pretty much a "craps-only" guy [15:14] ah [15:15] Never left a Casino with less money than I entered with...though, I freely admit, I've obviously beaten the odds and can't continue that trend forever [15:15] yeah. But it's still fun [15:16] One of these days, I'm hitting the Commerce Casino for some no limit holdem [15:16] Cheap buyins [15:17] * atxcats has quit IRC (atxcats) [15:18] * atxcats has joined #nonprophets [15:18] technically, our constitution was never ratified by a vote of the people.... btw [15:18] More cat problems atxcats? [15:18] yep [15:19] they are driving me to drink [15:19] 30 days is a GREAT series! [15:20] I've only seen a couple -- good series [15:20] I likes Supersize me [15:20] liked [15:20] haven't seen the series [15:21] currently watching "Blade-the series" and Eureka. That's about it. [15:21] The xian t\living with a muslem was really good. [15:21] living [15:21] that was the one i sae [15:21] saw [15:21] I take that back, I did see one of Sperlock's shows [15:21] He tried to live on minimum wage for a month [15:21] with his wife [15:22] who was really upset [15:22] also saw 1st Eureka episode. am waiting for the return of battlestar galactica, though [15:22] October for that one [15:22] I'm waiting for season two of the new Doctor Who [15:23] me too. I do miss Tom Baker [15:23] Baker was great [15:23] but this guy is good [15:23] atheists are not sheltered [15:23] Eccleston did a great job [15:24] xians are much more sheltered than us [15:24] They are working on season 3 right now [15:26] lol [15:26] what have we accomplished? NOTHING [15:27] did we get osama? /sarcasm [15:27] Disney bought cheap agricultural land in the Santa Anna river flood plain and turned it into you know aht [15:28] i saw that clip -- she rocks! [15:28] link it [15:28] -> *chanserv* topic #nonprophets Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, August 12th, 2006! at 3:00 PM EDT on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. [15:28] * ChanServ changes topic to 'Tune in to the next LIVE Non-Prophets show, Saturday, August 12th, 2006! at 3:00 PM EDT on http://www.nonprophetsradio.com, or visit the website for archived episodes. (Non-Prophets)' [15:28] or... link me [15:29] Good show again guys [15:29] as always [15:29] what do I search for on Google video? [15:29] Thanks rude...gotta run (as always). Just too much on my plate. [15:29] Search for Wafa Sultan [15:29] bye [15:29] bye [15:29] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Jul 29 15:29:39 2006