Session Start: Sat Apr 30 13:23:46 2011 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:23] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:23] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets will be live on the 30th of April, 2011. Sorry 'bout that. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com at your leasure. Stream: Not Live.' [13:23] * Set by debdrup!debdrup@nerdheaven.ws on Fri Apr 29 13:44:55 [13:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:24] * mond has joined #nonprophets [13:30] * Danish has joined #nonprophets [13:38] * tdreyer1 has joined #nonprophets [13:38] * lb has joined #nonprophets [13:39] * Print has joined #nonprophets [13:40] * HailScience has joined #nonprophets [13:40] * Print has left #nonprophets [13:41] * HailScience has left #nonprophets [13:41] * ingsve has joined #nonprophets [13:42] * Printhead has joined #nonprophets [13:42] * Pombolo has joined #nonprophets [13:44] Just arrived, Is it still on today? [13:44] last they told us, yes [13:44] i have no idea, probably. [13:44] "The Non-Prophets will be live on the 30th of April, 2011. Sorry 'bout that." hmmmm ambiguous :p [13:45] lb: The header has been wildly inaccurate many many times before. [13:45] I know. That threw me off too. I assume its a joke? hard to tell online with just text [13:46] I'm assuming it's residue from after npr weren't on last week [13:47] well, the stream is on [13:47] were the alternate streams up last time? [13:47] Let's just hope they won't have any problems with some heater ;-) [13:47] * starlightchild has joined #nonprophets [13:47] oh right, it's 21:00 in 13 minutes! [13:48] no, it's 22.00 in 13 minutes! [13:48] hello, Estonia (?) [13:48] you got it! [13:49] phew :) [13:49] wasn't sure what exactly .ee was. My second guess was putting it somewhere on the Balkan [13:50] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [13:50] stream is password-protected :/ [13:50] no vampires here [13:50] 20:50 over hier in Germany [13:50] * omnikinesis has joined #nonprophets [13:50] ja [13:50] sehr gut [13:50] are the alternate streams up? [13:51] Very unlikely. [13:51] Jeff and Denis are here. we are getting ready. [13:51] one has a password and I couldn't establish a connection to the other one [13:51] welp, i just put up my alternate stream: http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets [13:51] The alt streams have been inactive for some time. [13:51] cool [13:52] sad [13:52] Microbiologychick: i can donate some streaming server capacity at a higher bitrate... [13:52] thanks for the relay [13:52] hiya [13:53] * Scatterer has joined #nonprophets [13:54] asonge. I am gonna disconnect from the 'official stream'. [13:54] show 2day? [13:54] yes. [13:54] all connect to asonge [13:54] yay! [13:54] unlimited bandwidth, asonge? [13:54] i pay for it, but i've got tons of excess [13:54] * Printhead has quit IRC (Printhead) [13:54] Starting soon...Denis is editing intro. Me, Denis, Jeff and Beth [13:54] you guys aren't going to cost me a dime :P [13:54] "Plans start at $199" wut :-o [13:55] lb: we specialize in providing services to terrestrial streaming stations, they average a whole lot more traffic. [13:55] * Printhead has joined #nonprophets [13:55] lovely [13:56] asonge..did you set up the original alt streams back in the day? [13:56] lb: the smaller stations use about 300GB/mo, and a large station can use 3TB/mo of b/w [13:56] mond: no. [13:56] I wonder who did? [13:56] I hear nothing :( [13:56] has the show started or am I deaf [13:56] nothing to hear yet [13:56] it hasn't started [13:56] phew [13:56] i've got 1 of each stream up to make sure [13:56] four minutes [13:56] asonge, just thought you were french [13:57] Pixel: cajun, so you're close. [13:57] mo = MegaOctets = MegaBytes [13:57] so... 1000 listener hours = 9,60$ [13:57] mo is month :) [13:57] there's a cajun here? I used to live in new orleans [13:57] at 32kbps [13:57] * Matt has joined #nonprophets [13:57] how do you open up the stream to listen, firt timer [13:57] asonge I realized that, too :D [13:57] first [13:58] there's a link on the website [13:58] The_Strain: open the link to the stream with VLC player [13:58] The_Strain: open up windows media player and click file->open url http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets [13:59] one minute [13:59] I'm listening live for the first time. Totem (Ubuntu) is playing, but there'S still silence [13:59] lb: this isn't running through the same system as the website, though [13:59] Pixel: hasn't started yet [13:59] Asonge I dont see the file button. [13:59] "what he" [13:59] Sounded a bit Jeff Dee-ish [13:59] * pickles has joined #nonprophets [14:00] * michael2911 has joined #nonprophets [14:00] sound test is working, ok [14:00] just heard the words "what he" [14:00] * WWFSMD has quit IRC (Input/output error) [14:00] woddie? lol [14:00] sounded like a jeff fragment [14:00] Mike Test...He is the 5 uncredited member of the NPs [14:00] and we are the non-prophets [14:00] denis said non prophets then nothing [14:00] Yay, another good intro coming up [14:00] @mond lol [14:00] * Degillin has joined #nonprophets [14:01] * paul has joined #nonprophets [14:01] * paul is now known as ballsnall [14:01] * jjavaholic has joined #nonprophets [14:01] * lb wonders... will IRC be in 20 years where BBSs are now? [14:01] yo [14:01] oh it's starting!!!!! [14:01] Starting [14:01] OMG [14:02] OMGWTFYES! [14:02] * HailScience has joined #nonprophets [14:02] wahhoo! [14:02] great intro! [14:02] meh [14:02] * Matt has left #nonprophets [14:02] * Matt has joined #nonprophets [14:02] anyone else getting lots of lag on asonge's stream? [14:03] mine's fine [14:03] Fine [14:03] :/ [14:03] no lag [14:03] nope, fine over here (main stream link) [14:03] i'm not seeing anything on the server [14:03] okay, must be on my en [14:03] *end [14:03] but some glitches. don't know in which bands :( [14:03] sales intro this one [14:04] Hey its Jeff [14:04] i am not sure if i can listen to the show :( [14:04] if they do this on the tv show, they should wear a suit like matthew lesko [14:04] Hi Jeff [14:04] tdreyer1: yeah, i'm seeing you as a slow listener. [14:04] -.- shouldn't have said I'm having no problems... d'oh [14:04] damn stream is out :o [14:05] hmmm. weird [14:05] i just went out [14:05] asonge: what happened? [14:05] looking at logs now [14:05] The main stream might be buffering. [14:05] (i don't know if matt's connection has sufficient upload for 32 listeners) [14:05] What! No! [14:05] I had two connection only for a really short while [14:05] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO [14:05] we love jeff here [14:06] back [14:06] :( worst day ever. [14:06] 3 weeks.. nooooooooooooooooo [14:06] * Toby has joined #nonprophets [14:06] *sigh* another download for me tomorrow then. Bye. [14:06] * Pombolo has quit IRC (Leaving) [14:06] gone my end too [14:06] just open it again [14:06] it's back [14:06] * omnikinesis has quit IRC (omnikinesis) [14:07] How can we live without our regular shot of Ketrac... err Atheism? [14:07] Hey, got connected! [14:07] So sad. I guess I'll just listen to the podcast. Bye all :D [14:07] back again [14:07] * tdreyer1 has quit IRC (So long, meatbags!) [14:07] #Back. [14:08] i can't listen in either still [14:08] wtf, gone o0 [14:08] Degillin: you sure? [14:08] yup [14:08] Welp, I missed the start of the show. [14:08] mine's all working [14:08] http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets is fine [14:08] working on my end [14:08] * debdrup sets mode: +o Microbiologychick [14:08] yep [14:08] Also, hi people. [14:08] hm, I got pauses from time to time [14:08] hi deb [14:08] * snarkybrit has joined #nonprophets [14:08] Pixel: my stream or the original? [14:08] oh there we go, ty Ib [14:08] Oh, Matt - what a dogpile - ouch! [14:09] * debdrup changes topic to 'The Non-Prophets is LIVE on the 30th of April, 2011 (Now, go listen!) Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com at your leasure. Stream: Not Live.' [14:09] Oh, Hellª, you're not real! [14:09] * Uhmu has joined #nonprophets [14:09] so where's hitler then? [14:09] hitler is in "the ironic punishment zone" [14:09] hell is being surrounded by mountians of kitche, therefore England is currently hell [14:10] and it stoped working [14:10] Godwin's Law, et cetera. [14:10] i wonder if it's a routing issue [14:10] england is not hell [14:10] Hell is....when the stream buffers... [14:10] X2 [14:10] Hell is other people. [14:10] hell is marrying the wrong person [14:10] "Love Wins". We love you, therefore, we threaten you with ETERNAL BURNING! [14:10] my favorite is the time magazine cover that asks "is god dead?" [14:10] Jean-Paul Sartre, I believe? [14:10] http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1838/nprspectrum.jpg [14:10] darwin [14:11] Yeah, that was Sartre - I got my quote right, woo! [14:11] I think i saw that cover [14:11] +10 quote points [14:11] hell is hearing about princess diana every 5 minutes forever [14:11] lb: Aphex Twin has a song which features an actual face when looked at with a spectrograph. [14:12] debdrup: I was actually just attempting to make out glitches in this view [14:12] so...are they reading this chat while doin the radio? [14:12] maybe [14:12] snarkybrit: can you imagine if something happened to whatever this new princess is called (I don't know, I haven't been paying enough attention) [14:12] lb: Aphex Twin is cool is my point. [14:12] * pickles has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:12] kate middleton [14:12] it's track 2 on the Windowlicker EP [14:12] my old mom used to say "if there ain't a hell, there oughtta be" [14:12] Printhead: sounds right. [14:12] ? [14:13] got it [14:13] As long as he's tall! [14:13] Matt: sounds about right. [14:13] thanks, I'll check it out [14:13] if only they would examine ALL of the assumptions... including the core [14:14] yay, bitsizzle working via vlc [14:14] * mickey99 has joined #nonprophets [14:14] Draw Muhammad Day is in 20 days! [14:14] richard d james never misses an opportunity to put his creepy face on an album [14:14] Matt: couldn't type http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/c/a/5/ca5cea5a0e4dc838b38dce0d4cbaa1ac.png ? :D [14:14] That title is Fun. [14:14] National Day of Reason is on May 5th [14:14] that's the one; kinda hard to label in itunes [14:15] What's that about, debdrup? [14:15] jesus wants our rotting corpses? [14:15] lb: it's the title of Aphex Twin's second song off the Windowlicker EP which features a face in the song if you look at it through a spectrograph. [14:15] well, virgins for jesus and all [14:15] corpses too [14:16] inclusive [14:16] Are the mormons involved in something similar to claiming the dead. [14:16] lb: http://www.bastwood.com/projects/aphex_face/aphex_demon.png <- that face, to be specific. [14:16] * RDoogie has joined #nonprophets [14:16] It's like these people are smoking and making shit up. [14:16] they sorta had this argument already [14:16] even in Hellª you're serving Godª [14:16] need to prove there is an afterlife first thou? [14:17] i can't resist god's love [14:17] cosmic jewish zombie looking for zombie concubines. must be virgin at time of death [14:17] Arrogance [14:17] why can't you resist god's love? did he tie you down? [14:17] so what happens once you get to heaven? will there still be 4chan? [14:17] yes [14:17] * rhetoric has joined #nonprophets [14:17] Cosmic Jewish Zombie iso same [14:17] Matt: depends on if you will have free will or not [14:17] Degillin: to be fair, Jesus is at least 1/12045th zombie because he woke up after being dead (presuming he was ever alive, a fact that's still contended) [14:18] haha [14:18] wow, looks nice, debdrup. I wish I knew the scale of that. [14:18] it's a fact? [14:18] so if you get up to heaven and say, "no thanks", then what? [14:18] I'm getting whiplash from the vascillating explanations. [14:18] Us atheists still aint safe when we are worm food. [14:19] Degillin: well, assuming Jesus lived 33 years, it's approximately 12045 days (calculated in my head, didn't account for leap-years) [14:19] I don't know if it's easier to debate US creationists or german "I-dont-believe-in-god-and-still-am-a-protestant-anyway-the-bible-doesnt-claim-god-exists"... [14:19] Klaatu Barad Nikto! [14:19] Barada [14:19] Badumbum [14:19] mond: you could be buried in international waters and be fish food :) [14:19] if youve already got several million mindless followers why not add some more shambling braindead bodies to the flock [14:19] Pixel: or the 60's "Christian Atheist" movement :) [14:19] did they have leap years back then? [14:20] Christian Atheist makes about as much sense as Jews for Jesus [14:20] I guess we get to decide. ??? [14:20] Matt: as much as any religion ever, one might say. [14:20] How do these people have such hubris to say, "Well, I think..." [14:20] * JJosh_h has joined #nonprophets [14:20] debdrup: if you get eaten by a shark then you a single fish food [14:20] degillin nope, thats why they had to correct their calendar a lot later, people protesting because they'd been stolen one or two dozen days^^ [14:20] * Justin has joined #nonprophets [14:20] safety in number? [14:20] its was the julian calendar then so he might have had a few extra days [14:21] isn't the whole point in adhering to an ancient scripture to avoid having to speculate? [14:21] Hello everyone :) [14:21] mond: can a great white (supposing you get buried somewhere where they live) swallow a whole person? [14:21] hello Justin [14:21] Afternoon, Justin. [14:21] @debdrup, you could always ask Jonah [14:21] First show I've caught live. [14:21] mond: it's got to be assumed at least something will go to wast and get eaten by some other fish(es). [14:21] How can I listen to the show live> [14:21] ? [14:21] heaven must be packed with the converted. [14:21] I guess we won't get respect until we make some fantasy story up, "Well, I think hell is existing upside down for eternity." There. Christians will respect me now. [14:22] Matt: Wales don't usually eat people, as far as I know. [14:22] die of plutonium pousoning, get last laugh when people try to claim your corpse [14:22] JJosh_h: listen to http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets in your favorite player [14:22] warm...marmalade? [14:22] every knee shall bend [14:22] poisoning that is [14:22] every head shall bow [14:22] debdrup: they'll always correct you and say "actually, it was a big fish." as if that makes it more believable. [14:22] Degillin: there are worse things to put your penis into. [14:22] every prick shall rise [14:22] ha [14:22] Wales = country Whales=big fishes. [14:22] Matt: it was "this big"? [14:22] herp derp [14:23] warm marmalade? [14:23] mmmmmm. [14:23] mond: you're right. Doh. [14:23] whales = mammals. [14:23] debdrup: this big: <--------> [14:23] MikeTheInfidel: you really can't impose modern taxonomy on an ancient culture. [14:23] I'm not [14:23] I'm imposing it on mond [14:23] Matt: it's bigger than any I've caught. [14:23] (I don't fish) [14:23] a whale is a fish by any kind of ancient taxonomy :) [14:23] Lord Christian, you don't frighten us with your sorceror's ways... [14:23] MikeTheInfidel: nice :) [14:24] Thanks dedrup, but I've appearantly got about 12hrs until its done DL [14:24] is the stream on? i can't seem to connect to any of them [14:24] Scatterer: I don't know of any Royalty or land-owning gentry of olde England named Christian. [14:24] lol jesus' sorceror's ways...makes me think of southparks means of showing how jesus did them "Turn around" [14:24] Matt does know I was saying that Ironically, right? [14:24] yeah i'm trying to connect too [14:24] http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets RDoogie [14:24] Scatterer: irony/sarcasm doesn't translate well over a text medium, unfortunately. [14:24] my ghost knees are sore [14:24] Impose away Mike..I was being deliberately obtuse. [14:25] * Roland has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830]) [14:25] Scatterer: and the irc rfc (document specification, basically) doesn't contain a method for signifying irony/sarcasm. [14:25] I think free will must go out the window in the afterlife [14:25] we're forced to be happy [14:25] or unhappy [14:25] depending [14:25] god is love. yea. define love [14:25] Free will has already gone out of the window. [14:25] maybe we need to start using this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony_punctuation [14:25] debdrup: arguably, the extensions through ctcp actions could be farther extended to denote sarcasm [14:25] i think there is no afterlife [14:26] Pixel: easy, love is wanting another person to be happy. That's as close as I've come to defining it that everyone can accept. [14:26] I understand that free will may be an illusion, but it is nearly absolute [14:26] I love cake! [14:26] the cake is a lie (sorry) [14:26] cake is a lie! [14:26] does that mean i want the cake to be happy? [14:26] cake or death [14:26] and Marie Antoinette wants you to eat some. [14:26] dabdrup well that cant be the complete definition [14:26] CAKE OR DEATH!!! [14:26] does that mean i want the lie to be happy? [14:26] asonge: true, but RAW CTCP SARCASM: doesn't quite cut it. [14:27] Matt: Absolutely! [14:27] *whistle* this was a triumph... :) [14:27] why did they stop using 'cake' as a reference in portal 2 anyhowz? [14:27] portal 2 stole 7 hours of my life [14:27] portal 2 was awesome [14:27] Pixel: it's as close to one I've yet encountered, and it's withstood approximately 40 years since Heinlein came up with it (I blatantly stole it from him, I'm not brilliant enough to think up something like that) [14:27] Er? [14:28] has anyone heard the song "Still a Lie" based on "Still Alive" from Portal? [14:28] Matt: only 7? I still enjoy the co-op, and I'm over 20 hours. [14:28] oh dear.... [14:28] what...the...fuck [14:28] about creationism? [14:28] rape? [14:28] he did a schwarznegger [14:28] The Lord's Shocker [14:28] what cult are they talking about? [14:28] In Beth's story... are these two alone or in front of others? [14:28] Pixel: christian church in south africa, iirc [14:28] Dear Penthouse... [14:28] this in in africa. [14:28] Oh dear - christian love - too much. [14:28] hahahaha [14:28] a glass of what? [14:29] debdrup: yeah, i get obsessive/compulsive with new games. haven't done the co-op yet. [14:29] * JohnnyHands has joined #nonprophets [14:29] christianity just got sexy! [14:29] Holeing process more like. [14:29] * JJosh_h has quit IRC (JJosh_h) [14:29] a little something for Mboro [14:29] Sounds like an x-rated circus stunt [14:29] sexual healing? [14:29] i beat teh co-op already [14:29] while listening to the boy band "Fingerbang" [14:29] does that mean that africa is the healing capital of the world? [14:29] Matt: go do it, it's fun! [14:30] Holy Phuk! [14:30] "Bang! Bang, Bang, Bang!" [14:30] what do you mean, dont eat biscut? [14:30] i love a biscuit [14:30] literal biscuit or [14:30] head on desk [14:30] is biscuit like muffin? [14:30] what has been thought cannot be unthought :x [14:30] hahahahahahahaha [14:30] i need a unicorn chaser, stat [14:31] rotfl [14:31] wheeze [14:31] I didn't want the mental image of Matt goofing with this tonight. [14:31] * Josh has joined #nonprophets [14:31] * Blahface has joined #nonprophets [14:31] I like a penguin biscuit. [14:31] * DorisES has joined #nonprophets [14:31] * JohnnyHands has quit IRC (JohnnyHands) [14:31] Bring me Biscuit! [14:31] ha [14:31] flaky split layer [14:31] 15hr download to listen to the show live? [14:32] I got some Walnut ice cream over here^^ [14:32] i wonder what a penguin biscuit taste like? my guess it like fish [14:32] bizkit = penis right? [14:32] No, Matt, No. (scrubs mental picture) [14:32] ever heard of derren brown? he had a good show on a couple days ago. http://atheistmovies.blogspot.com/2011/04/derren-brown-miracles-for-sale.html [14:32] i finally got it working. cant click link in firefox. i typer the url into mplayer [14:32] * Josh has quit IRC (Josh) [14:32] * Josh has joined #nonprophets [14:32] * Blahface has quit IRC (Blahface) [14:33] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin_(biscuit) [14:33] Matt! Stop it! . . . Umboro, stop. Stop. Please, [14:33] Matt: that was a fantastic doco. [14:33] MikeTheInfidel: agreed, it took a lot of brass to try and pull that off [14:33] btw, news: in germany someone working in a call center was fired for ending all of his calls with "Jesus loves you" [14:33] the raunchiest edition of non-prophets ever? [14:34] studio is closing?!? [14:34] Fuck.... [14:34] double fuck... [14:34] ... did I miss something [14:34] i'm not that advanced. i'll stick with single fuck [14:34] aren't there 2 studios in austin? [14:35] pastures new hopefully [14:35] O_o [14:35] * MikeTheInfidel has quit IRC (Leaving) [14:35] yay stone church! [14:35] we love you stone church! [14:36] Matt, your number's not 555-Mboro? [14:36] I stood up and clapped last episode of atheist experience at the end. [14:36] * Toby has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:36] been buffering, you guys are now telling me what's coming up [14:36] What, I hat ethis I cant hear a thing. Whats this about stoning the members of a church? [14:36] I literally got out of bed and stood up and clapped. [14:36] the the last bid was fucked up [14:36] going to church stoned [14:36] * Toby has joined #nonprophets [14:36] ØŸ [14:37] they worship stones> [14:37] Mark is flirting with disbelief. [14:37] you reckon? [14:37] getting stoned is how we got into this religious nonsense to start with [14:37] scatterer:Jeff has just fallen to his knees and accepted Jebus. [14:37] the stone church? do they promote austin 3:16? [14:37] If he's legit. [14:37] @mond lol [14:37] i hope it's true [14:37] * Toby has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:38] I guess Matt will suss it out. [14:38] * Zexan has joined #nonprophets [14:38] Well heres some news, just reached 2% on the DL that starts when I go to http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets [14:38]