Session Start: Sat Apr 30 13:23:46 2011 Session Ident: #nonprophets [13:23] * Now talking in #nonprophets [13:23] * Topic is 'The Non-Prophets will be live on the 30th of April, 2011. Sorry 'bout that. Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com at your leasure. Stream: Not Live.' [13:23] * Set by debdrup!debdrup@nerdheaven.ws on Fri Apr 29 13:44:55 [13:23] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Non-Prophets Non-Prophets [13:24] * mond has joined #nonprophets [13:30] * Danish has joined #nonprophets [13:38] * tdreyer1 has joined #nonprophets [13:38] * lb has joined #nonprophets [13:39] * Print has joined #nonprophets [13:40] * HailScience has joined #nonprophets [13:40] * Print has left #nonprophets [13:41] * HailScience has left #nonprophets [13:41] * ingsve has joined #nonprophets [13:42] * Printhead has joined #nonprophets [13:42] * Pombolo has joined #nonprophets [13:44] Just arrived, Is it still on today? [13:44] last they told us, yes [13:44] i have no idea, probably. [13:44] "The Non-Prophets will be live on the 30th of April, 2011. Sorry 'bout that." hmmmm ambiguous :p [13:45] lb: The header has been wildly inaccurate many many times before. [13:45] I know. That threw me off too. I assume its a joke? hard to tell online with just text [13:46] I'm assuming it's residue from after npr weren't on last week [13:47] well, the stream is on [13:47] were the alternate streams up last time? [13:47] Let's just hope they won't have any problems with some heater ;-) [13:47] * starlightchild has joined #nonprophets [13:47] oh right, it's 21:00 in 13 minutes! [13:48] no, it's 22.00 in 13 minutes! [13:48] hello, Estonia (?) [13:48] you got it! [13:49] phew :) [13:49] wasn't sure what exactly .ee was. My second guess was putting it somewhere on the Balkan [13:50] * NeutronJack has joined #nonprophets [13:50] stream is password-protected :/ [13:50] no vampires here [13:50] 20:50 over hier in Germany [13:50] * omnikinesis has joined #nonprophets [13:50] ja [13:50] sehr gut [13:50] are the alternate streams up? [13:51] Very unlikely. [13:51] Jeff and Denis are here. we are getting ready. [13:51] one has a password and I couldn't establish a connection to the other one [13:51] welp, i just put up my alternate stream: http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets [13:51] The alt streams have been inactive for some time. [13:51] cool [13:52] sad [13:52] Microbiologychick: i can donate some streaming server capacity at a higher bitrate... [13:52] thanks for the relay [13:52] hiya [13:53] * Scatterer has joined #nonprophets [13:54] asonge. I am gonna disconnect from the 'official stream'. [13:54] show 2day? [13:54] yes. [13:54] all connect to asonge [13:54] yay! [13:54] unlimited bandwidth, asonge? [13:54] i pay for it, but i've got tons of excess [13:54] * Printhead has quit IRC (Printhead) [13:54] Starting soon...Denis is editing intro. Me, Denis, Jeff and Beth [13:54] you guys aren't going to cost me a dime :P [13:54] "Plans start at $199" wut :-o [13:55] lb: we specialize in providing services to terrestrial streaming stations, they average a whole lot more traffic. [13:55] * Printhead has joined #nonprophets [13:55] lovely [13:56] asonge..did you set up the original alt streams back in the day? [13:56] lb: the smaller stations use about 300GB/mo, and a large station can use 3TB/mo of b/w [13:56] mond: no. [13:56] I wonder who did? [13:56] I hear nothing :( [13:56] has the show started or am I deaf [13:56] nothing to hear yet [13:56] it hasn't started [13:56] phew [13:56] i've got 1 of each stream up to make sure [13:56] four minutes [13:56] asonge, just thought you were french [13:57] Pixel: cajun, so you're close. [13:57] mo = MegaOctets = MegaBytes [13:57] so... 1000 listener hours = 9,60$ [13:57] mo is month :) [13:57] there's a cajun here? I used to live in new orleans [13:57] at 32kbps [13:57] * Matt has joined #nonprophets [13:57] how do you open up the stream to listen, firt timer [13:57] asonge I realized that, too :D [13:57] first [13:58] there's a link on the website [13:58] The_Strain: open the link to the stream with VLC player [13:58] The_Strain: open up windows media player and click file->open url http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets [13:59] one minute [13:59] I'm listening live for the first time. Totem (Ubuntu) is playing, but there'S still silence [13:59] lb: this isn't running through the same system as the website, though [13:59] Pixel: hasn't started yet [13:59] Asonge I dont see the file button. [13:59] "what he" [13:59] Sounded a bit Jeff Dee-ish [13:59] * pickles has joined #nonprophets [14:00] * michael2911 has joined #nonprophets [14:00] sound test is working, ok [14:00] just heard the words "what he" [14:00] * WWFSMD has quit IRC (Input/output error) [14:00] woddie? lol [14:00] sounded like a jeff fragment [14:00] Mike Test...He is the 5 uncredited member of the NPs [14:00] and we are the non-prophets [14:00] denis said non prophets then nothing [14:00] Yay, another good intro coming up [14:00] @mond lol [14:00] * Degillin has joined #nonprophets [14:01] * paul has joined #nonprophets [14:01] * paul is now known as ballsnall [14:01] * jjavaholic has joined #nonprophets [14:01] * lb wonders... will IRC be in 20 years where BBSs are now? [14:01] yo [14:01] oh it's starting!!!!! [14:01] Starting [14:01] OMG [14:02] OMGWTFYES! [14:02] * HailScience has joined #nonprophets [14:02] wahhoo! [14:02] great intro! [14:02] meh [14:02] * Matt has left #nonprophets [14:02] * Matt has joined #nonprophets [14:02] anyone else getting lots of lag on asonge's stream? [14:03] mine's fine [14:03] Fine [14:03] :/ [14:03] no lag [14:03] nope, fine over here (main stream link) [14:03] i'm not seeing anything on the server [14:03] okay, must be on my en [14:03] *end [14:03] but some glitches. don't know in which bands :( [14:03] sales intro this one [14:04] Hey its Jeff [14:04] i am not sure if i can listen to the show :( [14:04] if they do this on the tv show, they should wear a suit like matthew lesko [14:04] Hi Jeff [14:04] tdreyer1: yeah, i'm seeing you as a slow listener. [14:04] -.- shouldn't have said I'm having no problems... d'oh [14:04] damn stream is out :o [14:05] hmmm. weird [14:05] i just went out [14:05] asonge: what happened? [14:05] looking at logs now [14:05] The main stream might be buffering. [14:05] (i don't know if matt's connection has sufficient upload for 32 listeners) [14:05] What! No! [14:05] I had two connection only for a really short while [14:05] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO [14:05] we love jeff here [14:06] back [14:06] :( worst day ever. [14:06] 3 weeks.. nooooooooooooooooo [14:06] * Toby has joined #nonprophets [14:06] *sigh* another download for me tomorrow then. Bye. [14:06] * Pombolo has quit IRC (Leaving) [14:06] gone my end too [14:06] just open it again [14:06] it's back [14:06] * omnikinesis has quit IRC (omnikinesis) [14:07] How can we live without our regular shot of Ketrac... err Atheism? [14:07] Hey, got connected! [14:07] So sad. I guess I'll just listen to the podcast. Bye all :D [14:07] back again [14:07] * tdreyer1 has quit IRC (So long, meatbags!) [14:07] #Back. [14:08] i can't listen in either still [14:08] wtf, gone o0 [14:08] Degillin: you sure? [14:08] yup [14:08] Welp, I missed the start of the show. [14:08] mine's all working [14:08] http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets is fine [14:08] working on my end [14:08] * debdrup sets mode: +o Microbiologychick [14:08] yep [14:08] Also, hi people. [14:08] hm, I got pauses from time to time [14:08] hi deb [14:08] * snarkybrit has joined #nonprophets [14:08] Pixel: my stream or the original? [14:08] oh there we go, ty Ib [14:08] Oh, Matt - what a dogpile - ouch! [14:09] * debdrup changes topic to 'The Non-Prophets is LIVE on the 30th of April, 2011 (Now, go listen!) Visit http://www.nonprophetsradio.com at your leasure. Stream: Not Live.' [14:09] Oh, Hellª, you're not real! [14:09] * Uhmu has joined #nonprophets [14:09] so where's hitler then? [14:09] hitler is in "the ironic punishment zone" [14:09] hell is being surrounded by mountians of kitche, therefore England is currently hell [14:10] and it stoped working [14:10] Godwin's Law, et cetera. [14:10] i wonder if it's a routing issue [14:10] england is not hell [14:10] Hell is....when the stream buffers... [14:10] X2 [14:10] Hell is other people. [14:10] hell is marrying the wrong person [14:10] "Love Wins". We love you, therefore, we threaten you with ETERNAL BURNING! [14:10] my favorite is the time magazine cover that asks "is god dead?" [14:10] Jean-Paul Sartre, I believe? [14:10] http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1838/nprspectrum.jpg [14:10] darwin [14:11] Yeah, that was Sartre - I got my quote right, woo! [14:11] I think i saw that cover [14:11] +10 quote points [14:11] hell is hearing about princess diana every 5 minutes forever [14:11] lb: Aphex Twin has a song which features an actual face when looked at with a spectrograph. [14:12] debdrup: I was actually just attempting to make out glitches in this view [14:12] so...are they reading this chat while doin the radio? [14:12] maybe [14:12] snarkybrit: can you imagine if something happened to whatever this new princess is called (I don't know, I haven't been paying enough attention) [14:12] lb: Aphex Twin is cool is my point. [14:12] * pickles has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:12] kate middleton [14:12] it's track 2 on the Windowlicker EP [14:12] my old mom used to say "if there ain't a hell, there oughtta be" [14:12] Printhead: sounds right. [14:12] ? [14:13] got it [14:13] As long as he's tall! [14:13] Matt: sounds about right. [14:13] thanks, I'll check it out [14:13] if only they would examine ALL of the assumptions... including the core [14:14] yay, bitsizzle working via vlc [14:14] * mickey99 has joined #nonprophets [14:14] Draw Muhammad Day is in 20 days! [14:14] richard d james never misses an opportunity to put his creepy face on an album [14:14] Matt: couldn't type http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/c/a/5/ca5cea5a0e4dc838b38dce0d4cbaa1ac.png ? :D [14:14] That title is Fun. [14:14] National Day of Reason is on May 5th [14:14] that's the one; kinda hard to label in itunes [14:15] What's that about, debdrup? [14:15] jesus wants our rotting corpses? [14:15] lb: it's the title of Aphex Twin's second song off the Windowlicker EP which features a face in the song if you look at it through a spectrograph. [14:15] well, virgins for jesus and all [14:15] corpses too [14:16] inclusive [14:16] Are the mormons involved in something similar to claiming the dead. [14:16] lb: http://www.bastwood.com/projects/aphex_face/aphex_demon.png <- that face, to be specific. [14:16] * RDoogie has joined #nonprophets [14:16] It's like these people are smoking and making shit up. [14:16] they sorta had this argument already [14:16] even in Hellª you're serving Godª [14:16] need to prove there is an afterlife first thou? [14:17] i can't resist god's love [14:17] cosmic jewish zombie looking for zombie concubines. must be virgin at time of death [14:17] Arrogance [14:17] why can't you resist god's love? did he tie you down? [14:17] so what happens once you get to heaven? will there still be 4chan? [14:17] yes [14:17] * rhetoric has joined #nonprophets [14:17] Cosmic Jewish Zombie iso same [14:17] Matt: depends on if you will have free will or not [14:17] Degillin: to be fair, Jesus is at least 1/12045th zombie because he woke up after being dead (presuming he was ever alive, a fact that's still contended) [14:18] haha [14:18] wow, looks nice, debdrup. I wish I knew the scale of that. [14:18] it's a fact? [14:18] so if you get up to heaven and say, "no thanks", then what? [14:18] I'm getting whiplash from the vascillating explanations. [14:18] Us atheists still aint safe when we are worm food. [14:19] Degillin: well, assuming Jesus lived 33 years, it's approximately 12045 days (calculated in my head, didn't account for leap-years) [14:19] I don't know if it's easier to debate US creationists or german "I-dont-believe-in-god-and-still-am-a-protestant-anyway-the-bible-doesnt-claim-god-exists"... [14:19] Klaatu Barad Nikto! [14:19] Barada [14:19] Badumbum [14:19] mond: you could be buried in international waters and be fish food :) [14:19] if youve already got several million mindless followers why not add some more shambling braindead bodies to the flock [14:19] Pixel: or the 60's "Christian Atheist" movement :) [14:19] did they have leap years back then? [14:20] Christian Atheist makes about as much sense as Jews for Jesus [14:20] I guess we get to decide. ??? [14:20] Matt: as much as any religion ever, one might say. [14:20] How do these people have such hubris to say, "Well, I think..." [14:20] * JJosh_h has joined #nonprophets [14:20] debdrup: if you get eaten by a shark then you a single fish food [14:20] degillin nope, thats why they had to correct their calendar a lot later, people protesting because they'd been stolen one or two dozen days^^ [14:20] * Justin has joined #nonprophets [14:20] safety in number? [14:20] its was the julian calendar then so he might have had a few extra days [14:21] isn't the whole point in adhering to an ancient scripture to avoid having to speculate? [14:21] Hello everyone :) [14:21] mond: can a great white (supposing you get buried somewhere where they live) swallow a whole person? [14:21] hello Justin [14:21] Afternoon, Justin. [14:21] @debdrup, you could always ask Jonah [14:21] First show I've caught live. [14:21] mond: it's got to be assumed at least something will go to wast and get eaten by some other fish(es). [14:21] How can I listen to the show live> [14:21] ? [14:21] heaven must be packed with the converted. [14:21] I guess we won't get respect until we make some fantasy story up, "Well, I think hell is existing upside down for eternity." There. Christians will respect me now. [14:22] Matt: Wales don't usually eat people, as far as I know. [14:22] die of plutonium pousoning, get last laugh when people try to claim your corpse [14:22] JJosh_h: listen to http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets in your favorite player [14:22] warm...marmalade? [14:22] every knee shall bend [14:22] poisoning that is [14:22] every head shall bow [14:22] debdrup: they'll always correct you and say "actually, it was a big fish." as if that makes it more believable. [14:22] Degillin: there are worse things to put your penis into. [14:22] every prick shall rise [14:22] ha [14:22] Wales = country Whales=big fishes. [14:22] Matt: it was "this big"? [14:22] herp derp [14:23] warm marmalade? [14:23] mmmmmm. [14:23] mond: you're right. Doh. [14:23] whales = mammals. [14:23] debdrup: this big: <--------> [14:23] MikeTheInfidel: you really can't impose modern taxonomy on an ancient culture. [14:23] I'm not [14:23] I'm imposing it on mond [14:23] Matt: it's bigger than any I've caught. [14:23] (I don't fish) [14:23] a whale is a fish by any kind of ancient taxonomy :) [14:23] Lord Christian, you don't frighten us with your sorceror's ways... [14:23] MikeTheInfidel: nice :) [14:24] Thanks dedrup, but I've appearantly got about 12hrs until its done DL [14:24] is the stream on? i can't seem to connect to any of them [14:24] Scatterer: I don't know of any Royalty or land-owning gentry of olde England named Christian. [14:24] lol jesus' sorceror's ways...makes me think of southparks means of showing how jesus did them "Turn around" [14:24] Matt does know I was saying that Ironically, right? [14:24] yeah i'm trying to connect too [14:24] http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets RDoogie [14:24] Scatterer: irony/sarcasm doesn't translate well over a text medium, unfortunately. [14:24] my ghost knees are sore [14:24] Impose away Mike..I was being deliberately obtuse. [14:25] * Roland has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.17/20110420140830]) [14:25] Scatterer: and the irc rfc (document specification, basically) doesn't contain a method for signifying irony/sarcasm. [14:25] I think free will must go out the window in the afterlife [14:25] we're forced to be happy [14:25] or unhappy [14:25] depending [14:25] god is love. yea. define love [14:25] Free will has already gone out of the window. [14:25] maybe we need to start using this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony_punctuation [14:25] debdrup: arguably, the extensions through ctcp actions could be farther extended to denote sarcasm [14:25] i think there is no afterlife [14:26] Pixel: easy, love is wanting another person to be happy. That's as close as I've come to defining it that everyone can accept. [14:26] I understand that free will may be an illusion, but it is nearly absolute [14:26] I love cake! [14:26] the cake is a lie (sorry) [14:26] cake is a lie! [14:26] does that mean i want the cake to be happy? [14:26] cake or death [14:26] and Marie Antoinette wants you to eat some. [14:26] dabdrup well that cant be the complete definition [14:26] CAKE OR DEATH!!! [14:26] does that mean i want the lie to be happy? [14:26] asonge: true, but RAW CTCP SARCASM: doesn't quite cut it. [14:27] Matt: Absolutely! [14:27] *whistle* this was a triumph... :) [14:27] why did they stop using 'cake' as a reference in portal 2 anyhowz? [14:27] portal 2 stole 7 hours of my life [14:27] portal 2 was awesome [14:27] Pixel: it's as close to one I've yet encountered, and it's withstood approximately 40 years since Heinlein came up with it (I blatantly stole it from him, I'm not brilliant enough to think up something like that) [14:27] Er? [14:28] has anyone heard the song "Still a Lie" based on "Still Alive" from Portal? [14:28] Matt: only 7? I still enjoy the co-op, and I'm over 20 hours. [14:28] oh dear.... [14:28] what...the...fuck [14:28] about creationism? [14:28] rape? [14:28] he did a schwarznegger [14:28] The Lord's Shocker [14:28] what cult are they talking about? [14:28] In Beth's story... are these two alone or in front of others? [14:28] Pixel: christian church in south africa, iirc [14:28] Dear Penthouse... [14:28] this in in africa. [14:28] Oh dear - christian love - too much. [14:28] hahahaha [14:28] a glass of what? [14:29] debdrup: yeah, i get obsessive/compulsive with new games. haven't done the co-op yet. [14:29] * JohnnyHands has joined #nonprophets [14:29] christianity just got sexy! [14:29] Holeing process more like. [14:29] * JJosh_h has quit IRC (JJosh_h) [14:29] a little something for Mboro [14:29] Sounds like an x-rated circus stunt [14:29] sexual healing? [14:29] i beat teh co-op already [14:29] while listening to the boy band "Fingerbang" [14:29] does that mean that africa is the healing capital of the world? [14:29] Matt: go do it, it's fun! [14:30] Holy Phuk! [14:30] "Bang! Bang, Bang, Bang!" [14:30] what do you mean, dont eat biscut? [14:30] i love a biscuit [14:30] literal biscuit or [14:30] head on desk [14:30] is biscuit like muffin? [14:30] what has been thought cannot be unthought :x [14:30] hahahahahahahaha [14:30] i need a unicorn chaser, stat [14:31] rotfl [14:31] wheeze [14:31] I didn't want the mental image of Matt goofing with this tonight. [14:31] * Josh has joined #nonprophets [14:31] * Blahface has joined #nonprophets [14:31] I like a penguin biscuit. [14:31] * DorisES has joined #nonprophets [14:31] * JohnnyHands has quit IRC (JohnnyHands) [14:31] Bring me Biscuit! [14:31] ha [14:31] flaky split layer [14:31] 15hr download to listen to the show live? [14:32] I got some Walnut ice cream over here^^ [14:32] i wonder what a penguin biscuit taste like? my guess it like fish [14:32] bizkit = penis right? [14:32] No, Matt, No. (scrubs mental picture) [14:32] ever heard of derren brown? he had a good show on a couple days ago. http://atheistmovies.blogspot.com/2011/04/derren-brown-miracles-for-sale.html [14:32] i finally got it working. cant click link in firefox. i typer the url into mplayer [14:32] * Josh has quit IRC (Josh) [14:32] * Josh has joined #nonprophets [14:32] * Blahface has quit IRC (Blahface) [14:33] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin_(biscuit) [14:33] Matt! Stop it! . . . Umboro, stop. Stop. Please, [14:33] Matt: that was a fantastic doco. [14:33] MikeTheInfidel: agreed, it took a lot of brass to try and pull that off [14:33] btw, news: in germany someone working in a call center was fired for ending all of his calls with "Jesus loves you" [14:33] the raunchiest edition of non-prophets ever? [14:34] studio is closing?!? [14:34] Fuck.... [14:34] double fuck... [14:34] ... did I miss something [14:34] i'm not that advanced. i'll stick with single fuck [14:34] aren't there 2 studios in austin? [14:35] pastures new hopefully [14:35] O_o [14:35] * MikeTheInfidel has quit IRC (Leaving) [14:35] yay stone church! [14:35] we love you stone church! [14:36] Matt, your number's not 555-Mboro? [14:36] I stood up and clapped last episode of atheist experience at the end. [14:36] * Toby has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:36] been buffering, you guys are now telling me what's coming up [14:36] What, I hat ethis I cant hear a thing. Whats this about stoning the members of a church? [14:36] I literally got out of bed and stood up and clapped. [14:36] the the last bid was fucked up [14:36] going to church stoned [14:36] * Toby has joined #nonprophets [14:36] ØŸ [14:37] they worship stones> [14:37] Mark is flirting with disbelief. [14:37] you reckon? [14:37] getting stoned is how we got into this religious nonsense to start with [14:37] scatterer:Jeff has just fallen to his knees and accepted Jebus. [14:37] the stone church? do they promote austin 3:16? [14:37] If he's legit. [14:37] @mond lol [14:37] i hope it's true [14:37] * Toby has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:38] I guess Matt will suss it out. [14:38] * Zexan has joined #nonprophets [14:38] Well heres some news, just reached 2% on the DL that starts when I go to http://www.bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets [14:38] clever clogs [14:38] anyone else find that to be funny? [14:38] Gawdª is quite the dictator [14:39] Josh, don't click the link with firefox. open up a media player. file>open url, then type in the url. I used http://bitsizzle.com:9000/nonprophets [14:39] Gawd has a cult of personality eerily similar to Stalin [14:39] hugh moustaches? [14:39] Gawd killed hundreds in tornados and is getting praise anyway. [14:39] Except Gawd doesn't parade missiles through Red Square [14:40] God got praise for the tsunami that hit japan [14:40] Does anyone care who was appointed head of the NIH anymore? [14:40] praise thanking god for getting rid of atheists...thunderf00t covered the girl that praised god for it [14:40] RDoogie: thanks! LOL [14:41] sunny nobles? [14:41] it worked Josh? cg [14:41] Wait, which god are talking about now? [14:41] the god [14:41] Yeah, it worked [14:41] Governor [14:41] Rebootting to enjoy Ubuntu 11.4... brb [14:41] praying for rain works if you do it long enough [14:42] how is that different from the National Day of Prayer? [14:42] not a big fan of 11.04 but it's better than windows for sure :P [14:42] if you pray for rain at the southpole, and it snows, does that count? [14:42] I'm chanting for someone on the planet to die in the next few seconds. [14:42] half [14:42] pixel: brb linux [14:42] I has majik [14:42] asshat! [14:42] drink! [14:42] dam, i dont have any liquer [14:43] I never like 700 club, even when I was a christian [14:43] jeff's impression is fantastic. [14:43] I love Jeff Dee's Pat Robertson... true story [14:43] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM17ABrEvlw&feature=related girl is praising god for killing people in japan...the [14:43] ^ [14:43] is anyone else buffering a lot? [14:43] nope [14:43] true story [14:43] er the impression that is [14:43] I'm officially declaring the 750 Club (750ml) [14:43] Scatterer: are you on the restream or the original? [14:44] Drink up [14:44] Degillin, thats old news and likely a fraud [14:44] The president is Edward 40-hands [14:44] semi left [14:44] i know it is old news...i only heard of this like 2 days ago [14:44] 'the gay sex'! Ha! [14:44] i am, but Im currently in that place that just had that little event you might of heard of [14:44] and it is unknown if it was a fraud or not [14:44] well, they talked about it in the show already [14:45] big end of the egg... No! Little end of the egg! [14:45] true story! [14:45] todays show? i dont remember them talking about it...i do have bad memory [14:45] I could listen to him all day [14:45] I'm on the original stream [14:45] not today's, no [14:45] * Pixel has quit IRC (Broken pipe) [14:45] would be a show or three back [14:46] Jeff as beavis: http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/rederickg/threatofhell.jpg [14:46] haha! [14:46] * Pixel has joined #nonprophets [14:46] have they talked about Draw Muhammad day 2011 yet? [14:46] lesbian heaven! [14:46] LIke people sit around wringing their hands, "How will we kill the babies today?!" [14:46] Degillin: no [14:46] Scatterer: i think they don't quite have enough b/w to push out to 32 clients [14:47] take me now lord! [14:47] printhead you mean "mylady"? XD [14:47] i grind babies into lubricant for my car [14:47] who says moreover? [14:47] well of course; women are the reason we are all sinners. fucking eve was dumb enough to get adam to sin [14:47] yes [14:47] or sir! [14:48] Earthly naturalistic perspective...mega LOL [14:48] didn't patton oswalt wield a sword made of unbaptised babies? [14:48] snarky, thats a waste. adolescent semen makes a much more economical source for lube [14:48] Their Salvation - oh dear now Pat Robertson is a Troll - [14:48] * MikeTheInfidel has joined #nonprophets [14:49] boooo wlc [14:49] the bible is wrong?^^ [14:49] but that semen is millions of potential babies, abortions are a single frag a time [14:49] O Roly? [14:49] also semen doesnt have brains to scramle [14:49] i meant economic in money terms, but if you want to look at it in terms of potential lives, you win [14:50] teleport! [14:50] i'm gonna pray now that Jeff Pat Dee Robertson says true story [14:50] Of course god doesnt do anything wrong. If he does it, its right, If he adds 2 +2 and gets 5, hes still right, because he is perfect [14:50] * Uhmu has quit IRC (Uhmu) [14:50] spilling semen isn't mass murder because at least for the roman catholics (used to be one on paper) only fertilized eggs are humans [14:50] beam me up jesus! [14:50] but theres billions of abortions every minute! those whores have 20 a day! [14:51] Pastor James? [14:51] Pat Robertson just left: How far behind am I? [14:51] a fair bit [14:51] 30s? [14:52] I'm way behind. Pat Robertson just left for me now. [14:52] gotta love dee's impressions. [14:52] it [14:52] it's the convention now [14:52] If only russel could pull of a satisfactory, or at least half assed, impression. got to love to see him try tho [14:53] this one, Jeff? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImdXvFB1hM [14:53] i liked his dawkins impression. [14:53] anyone know what has happned with this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQbPYxTL9D4&feature=feedrec_grec_index the UN about to pass a law you cannot talk smack about relgion...i am sure it didn't pass but it sounded like alot of countries wants this...is it still goin on? [14:53] russell's that is [14:54] yeah, he does a decent dawkins [14:54] I wonder has anyone here heard of stefan molyneux, and if so what do you think of him? [14:54] only Peter Molyneux [14:55] For those news from germany google "jesus loves you qvc fired" [14:55] Matt is huge. [14:55] http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/rederickg/threatofhell.jpg [14:56] I actually thought about printing Matt's face on a T-shirt, subtitled "Asshat!" [14:56] Pixel: no results for that search [14:56] looks just like him ^ [14:56] * kait has quit IRC (kait) [14:56] * aaaa has joined #nonprophets [14:56] neutronjack: without qotes [14:56] * aaaa has quit IRC (aaaa) [14:57] I always wanted an abstinence shirt with a picture of the virgin mary on it: Absitnence, 99.9% effective [14:57] lol [14:57] lol [14:57] from Snatch: in the name of the virgin mary, come again [14:57] http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/rederickg/abstnence.jpg [14:57] lmao [14:58] perfect [14:58] I have one more on apologetics one sec [14:58] lol great. [14:58] http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/rederickg/apologetics.jpg [14:58] ha! [14:58] nice [14:59] Matt: becoming a missionary? :D [15:00] Huge effect, especially on youtube. [15:00] poor matt... [15:00] dont start knocking onto ppls doors and asking "Have you ever wondered if god exists?" and start deconverting them [15:00] "we're here to bring the good news" [15:00] "have you lost god?" [15:01] keep the doubt! [15:01] have you ever let jesus out of your heart [15:01] "We'd like to talk to you about god" XD [15:01] "Sagan chapter 5 verse 12, you ever read it?" [15:01] lol [15:01] "Here is our panphelet" *hands them a blank peice of paper* [15:02] Degillin: awesome lol [15:02] ^ [15:02] *chuckle* [15:02] titter* [15:02] hallelujah. [15:03] "Have you heard the good news? Please research it for yourself." [15:03] which conference is matt talking about btw? [15:03] american atheists [15:04] in Des Moines, Iowa [15:04] Somewhere in the midwest as I remember. [15:04] AA?^^ [15:04] gotcha. [15:04] i wish there was an atheist conference here in Alberta...only one in Canada happens in montreal...and i dont speak french :( [15:04] Non Dieu! [15:05] Mon sire. [15:05] By the way, there is an important atheist event tomorrow. Don Baker's Wedding! [15:05] wewt! [15:05] congratulations =o [15:05] unless it's in Nashville... [15:05] on a sunday, besides :) congrats! [15:05] maazeltov! [15:05] Why do nerds like conventions so much? heh [15:05] bleh, why soo many damn weddings lately [15:06] French is actually a beatiful language. You can make anything sound like a declaration of love :) [15:06] Admitt it Matt Dillahunty, you are heading to the Foot Fetish con [15:06] true [15:06] Don's gettin married? Congrats, Don. [15:06] rpgcon? Chrono trigger!! woooooo [15:06] >.< [15:06] Eeet is lahk wiping your oss with seelk, I love eet... [15:06] i thought the sexiest language was spanish? [15:06] Matrix! [15:06] Chausee déformee! Cédez le passage! Vous n'avez pas la priorité! XD [15:06] you're a SOLIPSIST? MATRIX??? [15:07] lolz [15:07] degilin NO, SENOR! [15:07] it's true jeff [15:07] I'd like to see the SolipsistCon [15:07] just plug me back in [15:07] ignorance is bliss [15:07] ApathyCon: Come see us, or don't. [15:07] Yeah, I have seen cuter babies (AT&T commercial) [15:07] i did say i thought it was...i really dont like the sound of french either lol [15:07] Scientoligistcon [15:07] ChristianCon [15:08] royal wedding! [15:08] *Sigh* Americans... pft [15:08] GodCon [15:08] gah. [15:08] i was hoping to escape it. [15:08] a ChristianCon would be sunday church [15:08] who cares about rich people getting married? [15:08] 5DollarFootlongCon [15:08] anyone with any respect for the UK stayed home and got drunk [15:08] myself included [15:08] some Brits objected to official state church [15:08] Admission: I found the royal wedding charming. [15:08] Justin: lol that sounds wrong [15:08] I yesterday watched the event of the day... STS134! XD [15:08] i do [15:08] royal pricks? [15:08] Degillin: not like that XD [15:08] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImdXvFB1hM [15:09] I hated her dress. [15:09] At my funeral, my friend will say: "At least it's not a wedding" [15:09] I normally hate weddings, but that one was pretty cool. [15:09] some off us here in britainland are trying get rid of those bluebllods [15:09] I guess i was the only one that didn't care at all about it lol [15:09] ^ [15:09] Microbiologychick: Do you know someone named Howard by chance? ;-) [15:09] i didn't care more than you didn't care [15:09] I only recently heard that a certain number of COE clerics are always in the House of Lords [15:09] No... I didn't care about it at all. But I turned it on and was charmed [15:09] Was there a Royal Wedding? [15:10] it's not charming! [15:10] Mabye they should have donated most of that money to helping the world, and had a modest wedding, imo. [15:10] they were selling bottled air! FFS! [15:10] Not to you. But it's "my truth"! ;) [15:10] I was so distracted by back pain, i didn't even realize it was going on [15:10] * MikeTheInfidel has quit IRC (Leaving) [15:10] they could at least have saved the money for those hats ;-) [15:10] or that ^ [15:10] equally as important. [15:10] Oh, the fucking hats! [15:11] ^ [15:11] Charles is a weasel [15:11] Weddings are so overly "royal" for regular people that when actual royal people do it it seemed right. [15:11] charles is a cunt.... [15:11] r u a brit, printhead? [15:11] yep [15:11] when i think microbiologychick i think of burnadette from big bang theory love that show [15:11] sussing out the C word? lol [15:11] good. when we say cunt, it's a lot stronger [15:11] c word? [15:11] and usually a woman [15:11] ah right [15:12] not over here [15:12] degillin I tried to hint to that, too... didn't work -.- [15:12] spend millions on royal wedding because it will 'profit the country' while screwing over an entire generation from higher education then wonder why england is slipping in the league tables [15:12] makes perfect sense [15:12] cunt is simply the propper feminine form for dick [15:12] there's a huge long argument about "cunt" at phyrangula. the brit had his ass handed to him. [15:12] Pixel: What am i hinting at? [15:12] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImdXvFB1hM [15:12] in American slang, cunt is the very strongest form of "bitch" [15:12] cunt is a body part (i think) [15:12] degillin I tried to hint at bernadette [15:13] Does anyone care who was appointed the head of the NIH anymore? [15:13] Pixel: spelling it out isn't quite a hint [15:13] oh wait you tried lol [15:13] silly me [15:13] degillin *sigh* I was asking Microbiologychick if she knows someone named howard... [15:13] drink to me, drink to my health, you know I can't drink anymore... [15:14] * Donny- has joined #nonprophets [15:14] Pixel: lol [15:14] sex in books! [15:14] i thought microbiology chick knew someone called Russel [15:14] Pixel: I would rather ask if she knew sheldon [15:14] conspiracy! [15:14] now sheldon makes the whole show [15:15] there has been sex in books for how long now? [15:15] she rots books? [15:15] since the bible [15:15] hot. [15:15] in Snodder county? [15:15] Oh My. [15:15] just kidding, I live in TN [15:15] Is this not covered by the 1st Amm. [15:15] Beth!! Go. [15:15] the oldest latin book preserved in whole involved a man who got turned into a donkey and gets humiliated in all sorts of sexually explicit ways [15:15] the romance novels aren't being taught, right? so get over it. [15:15] Hahaha [15:16] This book didn't make me orgasm, I am NOT HAPPY. [15:16] Go Up! Go Up! Watch out for the Shebears. [15:16] . [15:16] Reminds me of that southpark ep of Catcher in the Rye. "I feel cheated!" [15:16] go up baldy, go up! [15:16] go down, bawdy, go down! [15:16] Scrotie McBoogerballs [15:17] what is it with pensylvania? there were people complaining about coin operated arcades as if they were some scary new technology [15:17] Aw, shit [15:17] kinda reminds me of the guy that got fired for eating a cookie [15:17] Americans... *sigh* brutality in movies? no problem. sexuality? no way! guns for teenagers? yeah, have some! alcohol? no! not until you're 21... -.- [15:17] and they had amazing sects, but then bears came out and tare them [15:17] I thought the 30th was tomorrow [15:17] Reminds me of atheist teachers that do not publicize their atheism, but make atheistic videos under a different name on the internet. [15:17] It's definitely backwards, Pixel [15:17] * rhetoric has quit IRC (rhetoric) [15:18] @Justin: like that guy in the hoodie? [15:18] * rhetoric has joined #nonprophets [15:18] Scatterer: yea [15:18] exactly like him. [15:18] he's cool [15:18] Pixel: Yeah i dont like how that is [15:18] It is weird as a kid to see your teacher as "real" in public. [15:18] matt tell me about your eggsalad next [15:18] Does anyone care who was appointed head of the NIH? [15:18] matt has a stew! [15:18] GrapplingIgnorance, yea [15:19] yeah, he grapples [15:19] has a very similar story, but he actually got outed as an atheist, and had a lot of atrocities commited against him because of that. [15:19] I'm not familiar with the NIH developments [15:19] I never tell anyone at work I'm an atheist [15:19] RDoogie, we talked about that before. No, we don't, [15:19] at least, not on my current job [15:19] yeah, it's too sensitive a subject to just bring up for the most part. [15:19] two years ago the non-prophets cared alot about it, and mentioned that 2 years from then, no one would even care [15:19] I was lucky to stumble into some like-minded free thinkers on my last job [15:20] I told my coworkers and boss [15:20] use what?? [15:20] i'm in the military, and it's almost like the scarlet letter to admit atheism [15:20] 28th of may?!?!?!?! [15:20] I remember that, Doogie [15:20] I've got to go, but Denis, Keep being awesome. [15:20] * paroxysm has joined #nonprophets [15:20] all I ever told my last boss was that I would not be attending the prayer meetings [15:20] * Donny- has left #nonprophets [15:20] I guess it's been 2 years. [15:20] * ingsve has left #nonprophets [15:20] he does sound sexy [15:20] sexy denis [15:21] oh great, the one saturday I'm busy the NP decide to have a show T.T [15:21] oh no! [15:21] @Matt: so I hear about atheism in military [15:21] thanks for the stream asonge... [15:21] silence now........>.< [15:21] @scatterer; yep, an outsider might think it's a christian army [15:21] mond: it'd be better if i could get a primary upload from them :) [15:21] how long until the podcast? [15:21] usually it's minutes [15:21] onward xian soldiers, marching as to war [15:21] I work with PhDs and graduates, so they don't care I say I'm atheist. [15:22] last show I had to give up...this was much better. [15:22] * Danish has quit IRC [15:22] * Steve has joined #nonprophets [15:22] * Steve is now known as zzzx89zx8 [15:22] I've been experimenting with prayers. I rolled a d20 5 times after a prayer and then 5 times without praying [15:22] my other co-workers are pro-life marines, so we get into "interesting" discussions [15:22] * The_Strain has quit IRC (ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 4.0.1/20110413222027]) [15:22] Denamic, PEAR beat you to that [15:22] Denamic: prayers can't be tested...it's impossible to isolate anything against prayer...and if you don't have a control, you have nothing. [15:22] Rolled under 10 the 5 times I prayed and got a natural 20 twice when I didn't pray [15:22] Pro-life marines? [15:22] oxymoron much. [15:22] divide by zero [15:22] does not compute [15:23] irony meter! [15:23] Yeah, I used to be in the service... there are som closed minded individuals there. [15:23] pro life for me and mine [15:23] 10 goto 10 [15:23] Conclusion: Prayer works against you [15:23] * rhetoric has quit IRC (rhetoric) [15:23] http://skepdic.com/pear.html [15:23] 20 goto hell [15:23] Scatterer: unreachable code, go figure. [15:23] 10 goto 30 [15:23] it is like google finding chuck norris [15:23] Loophole! [15:24] when i was going through lutheran confirmation, my paster asked how i could reconcile religion and going into the military. i said "i can't, goodbye." [15:24] wouldn't the crucifixion story have been much more interesting with a young Chuck Norris in the role? [15:24] fund reasearch into artificial uteri and more and better contraceptives, bam abortion 'issue' solved [15:24] * Degillin has quit IRC (Degillin) [15:24] Q: how many scientologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [15:24] @justin lol [15:24] how many? [15:24] dunno mr. interlocutor [15:24] A: Read this book, this book, this book, and this book and you can find out! [15:24] I'm going to guess three [15:24] lolz [15:25] lol [15:25] Heh. [15:25] Each of which cost $200.. [15:25] how many Catholic Priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [15:25] I made that joke up. its an original [15:25] oh dear.... [15:25] oh no... [15:25] this can't be going well.. [15:25] depends... how many little boys can you fit in a lightbulb? [15:25] HAH [15:25] One to do the screwing, the rest to pretend it didn't happen? [15:25] booo [15:25] lol. [15:25] 0^0 [15:25] How big is the light bulb? [15:25] I just made that up, too [15:26] how many smart asses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [15:26] stand up comic insta-fame IMO [15:26] >.< [15:26] Ok. going now. [15:26] lim x->0 x^x [15:26] Bye [15:26] how many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [15:26] * Microbiologychick has quit IRC (Microbiologychick) [15:26] I like HailScience's answer better [15:26] Punchlines... [15:26] (to my joke) [15:26] * DorisES has quit IRC (DorisES) [15:26] ^ [15:26] sideways 8 [15:26] Oh, the priests? ;) [15:26] Hipsters don't use lightbulbs [15:26] yeah [15:26] Too mainstream [15:26] it's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it [15:27] ahah [15:27] Gotta run...lots to do. Hopefully I'll get this posted very soon [15:27] And what was the answer for smart asses? [15:27] Thanks, all [15:27] they use scented candles [15:27] * Disconnected Session Close: Sat Apr 30 15:27:10 2011